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Hey, what's a compound fracture?
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It's when you break your leg or
something and the bone sticks out.
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Huh?
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Oh, oh, I meant compound fraction.
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Oh.
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Well, what are you asking me for?
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Mrs. Owens, I've made some coffee if
you'd like some.
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Yes, thank you.
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Hi, gang.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hey.
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Come on.
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I need two volunteers for a great time.
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Uh -oh.
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Where are we going, Dad?
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Sports arena.
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Come on, you too, Kev.
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What about dinner?
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What about it?
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I was going to prepare coq au vin.
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Yeah, well, you can stick it back in
your van.
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Me and the kids will grab a chili dog at
the snack bar.
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So, what are we going to see, Dad?
Hockey? Rodeo?
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Wrestling. Oh, bull...
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Freestyle or Greco -Roman?
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Midgets.
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My next guess.
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Plus, a couple of tag teams, a grudge
match, and a battle royale.
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A what?
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A battle royale. It's great.
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Eighteen 300 -pound guys, sweating like
pigs, beating each other's brains out.
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No rules.
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Honey, that sounds a little rough.
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Ah, it's respectable now.
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Anyway, I'm doing a story for the paper.
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Wrestling. Going to the mat for
entertainment.
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No, honey, it's a school night.
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Come on, Mom, please.
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It's great on TV.
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He's got something in his shorts.
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I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. All right,
all right, all right. I guess it's okay.
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Hey,
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come on. How about you, champ?
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Gee, Dad, I'd love to, but I have a test
tomorrow.
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Oh. Well, come on, Heather.
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No way.
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I don't care what Sidney Lopez says.
Those guys are gross.
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I'll take a rain check.
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Oh.
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Looks like I'm stuck with an extra
ticket.
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Well, let's go.
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Wait. Why can't Mr. Bovendier come?
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Oh, I couldn't possibly, Wesley.
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Look.
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It starts... Sergeant Slaughter versus
Big John Sud for the Intercontinental
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Championship. Hmm, very nice.
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Come on, Wes, he doesn't want to come.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Pop Roman spectacle.
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Pop theater of the absurd.
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Colorful, vibrant.
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It may prove interesting.
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So you coming or what?
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Well, it'd be fine in your shorts. I'll
get my coat.
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Or would a mask and cape be more
appropriate?
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But sometimes things get turned around
and no one's spared.
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All hands look out below.
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There's a change in the status quo.
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Gonna need all the help that we can get.
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According to our new arrival, life is
more than mere survival.
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We just might live the good life yet.
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I found some bologna.
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Thank God.
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Maybe there's some crunches or
something.
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What you doing?
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Nothing.
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Just making a couple sandwiches.
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At dinner, you both said that you
weren't hungry.
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I guess I kind of did do a number on
that chicken, didn't I?
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I didn't even know the oven went up to
600.
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It wasn't that bad.
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It's just a little dry.
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Like a doorstop.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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It's just that I was trying to study,
and then I was trying to watch the
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chicken, and I just didn't know what...
It's okay, Mom.
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It's okay, Mom.
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Want one?
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Bless you.
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Rat!
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Oh.
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Oh, I am sorry.
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So what happened?
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Oh, Mom, you should have seen it.
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Who, Sergeant Slaughter?
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No, Mr.
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Belvedere. What happened?
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Oh, it was nothing, really.
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Yeah, so let's go to bed. Come on, Wes.
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School tomorrow.
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What happened was the guy in front of us
was standing up, yelling and swearing
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and stuff, and Dad asked him to please
sit down. Come on, Wes.
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Bedtime.
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So the guy says, who's going to make me?
And Dad says, let's be adults about
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this. And then the guy pushes Dad, and
Dad goes backwards over his chair.
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I slipped on some beer.
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And that's when Mr. Belvedere... Deer
decked him. Hey, that's pretty good.
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Just a little hand -to -hand technique I
picked up during a brief stint with a
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gherka regiment.
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Yeah, well, you gherked him pretty good.
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Wesley, you must understand that your
father was correct in attempting to
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the matter peacefully.
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One might say discussion is the better
part of valor.
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Now, off to bed with you.
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Yes.
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Honey, are you okay?
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Yeah, it was nothing.
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I'm gonna go change.
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George.
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What?
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Oh, nothing. Just if you leave those
trousers with me, I think a little
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water and lemon juice would get that
stain right out.
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You learn that from the Gurkhas, too?
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Hints from Heloise.
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I'm late for study group. Oh, Mom, just
a second.
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Did you see this?
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Pretty neat, huh?
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Spring fashion forecast.
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Yeah, that's a cute sweater.
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I'm not talking about the sweater.
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I'm talking about the accessories.
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Heather, that's a motorcycle.
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It's a scooter. Can I have one?
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No. But Grace Jones has one. So does
Adam Ant.
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Yeah, well, I don't care what your
friends have. Mother.
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You don't even have your license yet. I
will in a year.
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Fine. We'll discuss it then.
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What's the matter? Couts look at you
funny?
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Good evening, George. How was work?
Okay.
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Knocked out a couple of paragraphs?
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Well, I'm betting you knocked them
gently.
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Hey, Mom!
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Hey, Champ!
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Oh, hi, Dad.
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Hey, Mr. Belvedere, guess what?
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You flunked the biz quiz.
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No, I got in a fight.
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What happened?
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I was at the playground playing on the
monkey bars when the fifth grader
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picking on the skimmy class, just
pushing him for no reason. And?
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So I went right over... Just like you
did last night. You would have been
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of me, Dad.
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Yeah.
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You bet I am.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Let's see if we go outside and play a
little catch or something.
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You want Mr.
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Belvedere? I'd love to, Wesley, but I
have things to do.
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Oh.
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Thanks anyway, Dad.
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Yeah, well.
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You two enjoy yourself.
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See ya.
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Wesley, have you ever heard of the word
diplomacy?
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Oh. Oh.
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How about bonehead?
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You load 16 tons and what do you get?
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Another day older and deeper in death.
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St. Peter, don't you call me cause I
can't go.
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George, bless your pee -picking heart.
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What do you want?
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I assume you wanted to have a word with
me.
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Hey, look.
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Whatever you and Wes want to do is fine
with me.
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Crack some skulls.
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Join a gang.
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The Marines.
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It's up to you.
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Me?
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I don't go in for that macho stuff.
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Periodically. Then something happened.
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And it was over.
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It's not so bad.
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Hey, babe.
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Hi.
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What happened to you?
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I woke up and you were gone.
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Eh, what's the difference?
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Hey, look, it's okay. It happens.
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Not when this boy's at bat.
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Well, let's just say only one.
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It's my Louisville slugger.
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Pardon us, Mr.
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Belvedere. We were just... Oh, no need
to explain.
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Two squirrels were just doing the same
thing in the driveway.
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Well, the children will be down any
minute if you'd like to get breakfast
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started. Yeah.
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So everything's okay?
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Yeah, I guess so. All right, now don't
give it a second thought.
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She's quite right, sir. These things
happen.
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Perhaps if you took the little one to a
penguins game.
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Mr.
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Belvedere, what are you talking about?
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I'm talking about the problem with
Wesley, weren't you?
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What problem with Wesley? I don't know.
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Is there another problem?
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No, no, no, no, no. It was nothing,
right, honey?
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It was a little something.
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Well, toaster works.
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Hi there, Wesley.
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Hey, is that Dad's column?
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Yep. Well, let me see.
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Hey.
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Why Wrestling Stinks by George Owens.
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Come on, Mom. It'll be great taking
rides together.
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All those gorgeous guys looking at us
thinking we're sisters.
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You're not getting a motorcycle.
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It's a scooter.
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Mr. Belvedere, is George home yet? No,
ma 'am.
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All he talks about is how stupid
wrestling is. Nothing about me or Mr.
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Belvedere's fight or my fight. Wesley,
give it a rest.
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Why? Because all this fight talk isn't
doing Daddy any good or me any good. Or
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you any good.
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So why don't we, just for the time
being, never discuss it again.
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Ever. Okay?
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Okay.
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Kevin, you ought to see what Mom bought
for Dad.
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George.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi, kids.
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Hey, Dad, is that your motorcycle?
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Sure is, pal.
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Neat.
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May I take your helmet, sir?
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Right, right.
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Seems so comfortable.
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Don't even know you got it on.
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That's a pretty sharp -looking bike,
Dad. What's it got?
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It's got lots of stuff.
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No, no, I mean, how many CCs?
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I don't know, a bunch.
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George, when did all this happen?
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After work.
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I'm on my way home.
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I saw that baby in a showroom.
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And suddenly, I'm this far from the
Swiss border.
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The what?
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Steve McQueen. The Great Escape,
remember?
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Jumping over barbed wire.
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Doing wheelies over Nazis.
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I mean, man, that's living.
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What about the station wagon?
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Oh, that.
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You can pick it up in the morning.
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I just wish we could have discussed it
first.
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Why? So you could have talked me out of
it? Yes.
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Children. But I want to go for a ride.
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To the moon?
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George, I know what... Hey, come on.
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I mean, what's so terrible about a guy
trying to put a little extra zing in his
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life? Tell me that.
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Something even a little spontaneous?
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Stupid even. George, you're not stupid.
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I gotta go somewhere.
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Get a beer or something.
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I gotta use your car.
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Get you something, pal?
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Yeah, give me a strawberry soda pop.
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Diet.
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You got a problem with that?
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Oh, no. I have to watch my weight, too.
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Took care of him.
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Hey, Bobby.
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Hey, what happened to you tonight?
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I thought you told me you were going to
kill that guy.
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No, no, that's next week.
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You
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say
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something?
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No.
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Hey, you're Max the meat grinder
Maxwell, aren't you? Yeah.
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I caught your act at the arena a couple
of nights ago.
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I hope you enjoyed yourself.
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Are you kidding?
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I've seen more excitement at the boat
show.
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Besides, I had to be there. I was doing
a story for my paper.
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00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:15,680
Hey, you that Owens guy that wrote that
hatchet job in the bulletin today?
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Yeah. The one calling us a bunch of
overweight buffoons who have as much to
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with real sports?
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As McEnroe has to do with manners.
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You gonna do something about it?
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna write a letter.
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Huh? I think what you wrote was very
unfair.
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It's not easy, you know, to keep things
fresh and entertaining.
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You get hit over the head with a folding
chair three times a night. See how
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interesting you can make it. I mean,
there are only so many variations.
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Yeah, well... Yeah, well, nothing.
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feelings you know decent people i mean
people with families i'm sorry
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well i hope you are
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crumbs or something?
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They had to be somewhere.
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Why not here?
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So, like the bike?
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Keep it.
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Mrs. Owens and the children are a little
concerned.
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Uh -huh.
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Look, George. No, no, no, no.
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Don't start with that George stuff.
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You do it to me every time.
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You screw up my life, turn everything
upside down, and then all of a sudden,
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it's luck, George.
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Problem, George?
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Here's a little quote, George.
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And everything is supposed to be hunky
-dory.
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Well, not this time, pal.
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As you wish.
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I'm gonna be 50 this year.
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50? A big 5 -0.
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Yes, I recall that one.
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Vaguely.
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I don't know what's happening.
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Guess I'm slipping.
324
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:29,950
That's funny.
325
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:32,390
If you're referring to the wrestling
incident...
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you behaved as any civilized, reasonable
person would.
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Yeah.
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Reasonable.
329
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I remember when Marsha was about six
months along with Kevin.
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I was driving her to the doctor's and
some jerk cuts us off.
331
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I chased him 80 miles an hour.
332
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About 20 blocks, finally catch up to
him.
333
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I dragged his butt out of the car.
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Screamed at him, you nuts or something?
My wife's pregnant.
335
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The guy beat my brains out.
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But I wasn't reasonable.
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Come on.
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Let's get out of here.
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00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,240
Hey, are you the creep that wrote this?
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No.
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He did.
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Got thirsty.
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We have water in the bathroom, too, you
know.
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I know.
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Just needed something a little harder.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
347
00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:55,490
So I ran into Mr. Belvedere upstairs.
348
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Told me he had six minutes or nine.
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Just a joke.
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Pretty funny.
351
00:21:01,850 --> 00:21:02,850
Yeah.
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00:21:03,270 --> 00:21:05,310
Thing is, I like Mr. Belvedere, okay?
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I want to go to bed now.
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00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:21,170
Good night, pal.
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00:21:56,350 --> 00:21:59,270
porridge. Porridge? That's the stuff
they eat in fairy tales.
356
00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:01,770
It's good for you. Eat it.
357
00:22:03,930 --> 00:22:05,330
My porridge is too hot.
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00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:08,790
Mine's too cold.
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Mine tastes like someone barfed it.
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I could kill for a cup of coffee.
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Good morning, Mrs. Owens.
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Sleep well.
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the motorcycles going back, pal.
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Okay? You're the boss.
365
00:22:50,810 --> 00:22:52,310
I gotta run.
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00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:54,630
Glad somebody can.
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00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,780
turn to normal, at least by Owen's
standards.
368
00:23:17,540 --> 00:23:23,940
I think it's the French proverb that
goes, 40 is the old age of youth and 50
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the youth of old age.
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Perhaps I'll note that on George's
birthday card.
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I'm not getting him a gift.
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