All language subtitles for lost_in_space_s01e18_the_sky_pirate

Last week, as you recall, a weird alien
spaceship had landed on the planet.

As our family approached it, they were
unaware that two strange pairs of eyes

were even then watching their every
move.

I'll go on ahead. You cover me, Don. Do
you expect danger?

Well, let's say I don't believe in
taking chances.

Will, you stay back here with Dr. Smith.

I wonder what kind of horrible creature
lurks inside that spaceship.

Are you cold?

Why do you ask?

Because you're shivering.

As a matter of fact, I am a bit chilled.

Shall we withdraw over the ridge?

So we'll be out of the wind.

I guess it's all right.

Come along.

What do you make of this?

They must have been little green men.

Oh, very funny.

Now, this hammock.

That looks human enough.

Now, what's this?

A .P.

Tucker.

Now, who could A .P. Tucker be?

And what would he be doing on a ship
like this?

John, the door!

If you're warm enough, we'd better get
back now, Dr. Smith.

In a moment, dear boy.

One is hardly one's best fighting trim,
which she'll blame.

In a trice, I shall be ready to fight my
weight in tigers.

Oh, dear.

Now then, observe closely, dear boy.

Hands, feet, brain all working together
in the closest cooperation.

Lead with the left, cross with the
right.

Dance away.

Jab. Jab.

Now for the finale.

A left hook.

A stiff uppercut.

That is you, isn't it, Will?

Answer me, my dear boy.

That is you, isn't it?

Thank you.

You wouldn't shoot old Tucker with that
there thing, would you?

What happened to him?

Well, danged if I know.

He took one look at me, he yelled and
right up and fainted.

Delicate kind of a carcini.

Stay back.

Oh, now.

You don't think old Tucker is going to
hurt you, do you? You ask anyone about

Alonzo P. Tucker, they'll tell you he
ain't got a shred of harm in him.

Where do you come from?

Why, over there.

You were in that alien ship, weren't
you?

Well, now, I never said I wasn't.

Ah, you didn't expect that, did you?

No, you don't, baby. Now you come on
down here.

Come down here and let's see what we got
a hold of here.

Scrubby boy.

Talks like a scrubby boy.

Acts like a scrubby boy. But I'll bet
you ain't a scrubby boy.

You bet I'm not.

What is it, Nick?

Appearances to the mind are of four
kinds.

Things are either what they appear to
be, or they neither are or do not appear

to be, or they are not.

And yet, appear to be. Shut up, you
blasted tin parrot.

merely quoting Epictetus on the nature
of things.

Come back here where you belong.

No violence?

Have your own way.

Ah, you blasted Espar. Ask a simple
question, Anna.

How did he do that?

He's an Espar. That's how.

They can do things like that. How do you
suppose I got your gun away from you?

He got it? He got it.

How about it? Is it a boy?

Can a sober sapien split a marriage in
the planet Earth in a system of salt?

Human, huh?

What'd you think I was?

Sonny, I've been to a lot of places
where things ain't at all what they

to be.

Human, huh?

You got a name, boy?

I'm Will Robinson.

And this one here?

Dr. Zachary Smith.

How do you do?

Why? Hey, you no -good, yeller -bellied,
pretending all the time.

Get on your feet, you lobberly swab.

Me? Are you referring to me?

Now there, I'm losing my patience with
you, Zack.

Zack?

Indeed. And I thought you'd been hurt or
something.

I merely feigned unconsciousness, my
boy, awaiting an opportunity to... Never

mind. I'll explain later.

Well, you better start explaining, Zack.

where I'm at.

Don't you know?

You blast your eyes.

I knew what I'd be asking you.

In one shake of a lamb's tail, you're
gonna be a lot of loose molecules flying

about in formation if you don't give me
the answer.

Where am I at?

I don't know, sir.

That does it.

No, he's right.

He doesn't know where we are. None of us
do.

You don't know what planet this is.

That's right. We headed for Alpha
Centauri and we went out of control. We

crashed here.

Well, now.

I'll be damned.

You got a colony here?

Oh, no, sir.

There is only a small party of us
present on this planet.

Well, let's go find the rest of you.

My dad and Major West are back at your
ship.

They're going to be safe there for a
while.

Go on.

Yes, sir.

Dear folks, all right, you go down there
and tell them I have this fella here.

If they do as I want, nothing will
happen.

Tell them I want food and blankets, and
if there are any cigars and cheese, you

got that,

then shove off me, boss. If I may make a
suggestion, sir, I really should tell

you I'm not very popular with these
people.

I mean to say that as a hostage, I
should prove most inadequate.

Any ideas?

Of course.

Oh, now, you are a rascal.

Boy, you stay here.

Dr. Smith will go down in your stead.

I'm sorry, my boy, but believe me, it'll
turn out better in the end.

They'll be along directly.

Excuse me, madam. I have urgent business
with a robot. Excuse me, dear.

Now listen carefully.

There's a very dangerous man on the hill
with a boy.

He's going to kill all of us unless you
kill him first.

The prime directive forbids taking human
life.

The directive is cancelled.

Now get on with it.

Then I will follow your orders.

Boy, you take a look and see if that
there Smith fella is on his way back

Walk and wash, boiler. We'd better run,
Mr. Tucker. Run, is it?

The robot's power back.

Did he?

Aye, he did.

And now let's go down there and settle
someone's hash.

There must be some control that operates
the hatch.

Yeah. But which one?

Try them all.

Sure. And blow us up with the ship?

You got any better ideas?

Go ahead.

All right, here you go.

Let's get out of here.

Are you really a pirate, Mr. Tucker?

Why did you become a pirate?

What's wrong with being a pirate?

What's wrong, that's all.

Well, now, that depends on what kind of
a pirate.

Is there more than one kind?

Of course there are.

What kind of pirate are you?

Well, I'm an honest pirate.

An honest pirate? Why, ain't you ever
heard of honest pirates?

They're kind of like Robin Hood.

You heard tell about Robin Hood. You
mean they rob from the rich and they

to the poor?

Of course we do.

Have you given a lot to the poor, Mr.
Tucker?

Oh, well, now, sort of like this.

I've been looking for a fellow who's
poor.

I mean, real downright.

Dirt poor.

When I find this downright dirt poor
feller, I am going to make him happy

my treasure.

You mean you've got a treasure?

Well, now, of course I've got a
treasure.

Every self -respecting pirate's got a
treasure. And mine's as big as any of

them. Boy, I wish I could be a pirate. I
mean an honest one like you.

You work at it, my boy. One of these
days, you will be.

How are them beans coming along?

Oh, John, I'm so glad you're here.
What's the matter? Quill's gone. That

terrible man took him hostage.

I did everything I could to dismay him.
I even offered myself in the brave

little fellow's place, but the rogue
would have none of me.

What are you talking about? Who took
Will?

Tucker, the pirate.

Surely you've heard of him.

There, now.

I ain't had a bean like that since I
left Punxsutawney, P .A.

Guess we'd better turn in.

I'm going to have to tie you up, I'm
afraid.

Tie me up? Well, you're my prisoner,
ain't you?

How am I going to get a good night's
sleep with a prisoner running around

Even if I promise I won't run away?

Promises.

Unless... No, no.

No, you wouldn't want to do that there.

Even if it meant that you wouldn't have
to be tied up all night with maybe a

loss of circulation and cramps and
sickness and such.

Wouldn't want to do what?

Take the pirate's oath.

No, no, I wouldn't ask you to do that,
nice boy like you. I bet you go to

Sunday school and things like that back
where you came from.

No, I wouldn't dare ask you to do
anything so awful and so blood -curdling

terrible as take... a pirate's oath.

Well, maybe you could just give me a
little one. I mean a sort of temporary

so you wouldn't have to worry about me.

Well, now there.

I ain't never heard of a little tiny
pirate's oath, but maybe I can cook up

something now. Of course, it'll have to
be in blood.

Can't get around that.

I guess I won't mind.

Well, now, have you got a pen or
something?

Is this all right? Now,

By rights, it ought to be a cutlass or a
dagger, but, well, this will have to

do. Give me your right thumb.

There.

There.

Now, put your thumb against mine.

There. Now, then, you say after me, I
swear.

I swear.

By this here blood.

By this here blood.

And all the moldering bones of every
pirate ever took this oath.

And by the moldering bones of every
pirate that ever took this oath.

That I will be true and faithful to the
articles.

That I will be true and faithful to the
articles.

And if I ever break this oath.

And if I ever break this oath.

I hope I... I fall down dead in my
tracks and rot.

I hope... I fall down dead in my tracks
and rot.

So help me.

So help me.

Good boy.

Now we both can get a good night's
sleep.

Take yourself a warm spot by the ashes
there.

Captain Tucker.

Aye, my boy.

It's all right for pirates to say their
prayers, isn't it?

Well, now.

I wouldn't have a shipmate that didn't
say his prayers.

Tucker do pirates have to wash behind
their ears and take lessons and mind

older sisters No, no, of course they
don't

You

keep a

weather eye out

What's wrong, Captain?

Don't say a word.

Don't move.

Ain't no shit.

Down behind that boulder.

What is it, Captain?

We got a scuttle at their thing, matey.

First tell me what it is.

Why, it's the eyes and nose of our
particular enemy that has tracked me

across space.

What does it want?

My treasure, boy.

There's pirates in this universe that
ain't as honest as I am.

Rogues and cutthroats is what they are.
They'll cut your throat in a minute.

That's what they are.

And this one here, he's the worst.

What do you want me to do, Captain?

Move and approach it.

Move out and go quietly and it won't
hurt you, boy.

Ship's disciplined, follow your orders.

Yes, sir.

You all right, me bucko?

What happened, Captain?

We met the enemy broadside to broadside,
and we beat them fair and square.

Now you have to remember, that was only
the first engagement. We have to walk

careful from now on.

Yes, sir.

We don't want to worry any of the other
folk.

I mean, we shouldn't, right?

We'll smile.

Are we worried?

Course not.

Repeat after me. Are we worried? Of
course not. Are we worried? Of course

There, a brave front and a cheerful
smile. And off we go. You back to the

and me to negotiate with your folks.

Shut up, you blasted bird.

Thank you, Amoeba Co.

Now, we'll work all quadrants using the
Sherpas and Apex.

They couldn't have gone too far.

Smith, are you ready? In a moment.

Ah, here we are.

There, my metallic friend.

You're now quite ready and able to take
up the search for our missing comrade.

At your service, mon commandant.

This will be your search area.

Aye, yes, right there. But surely you
know that I plan to devote all my

to the protection of the ladies.

The robot will share in the search. He's
quite accomplished, I assure you.

Oh, Dr. Smith.

Not another word, dear lady. Don't thank
me. It's embarrassing.

You are a coward.

Madam, are you implying that I'm afraid
to go on this search?

Are you suggesting that I would refuse
to lay down my life for the sake of that

dear little lad so unfortunately missing
from our midst?

Oh, my dear madam.

Don't you dare, madam, me.

In this matter, I have a heart of steel.

A veritable heart of... Oh, oh, there he
is again.

Oh!

Fella really ought to do something about
his nerves.

Name is Tucker.

Ah, easy now.

There's what I like to see.

A fella what uses his mind instead of
his fists. Kind of a man a fella can

bargain with.

Where is our son?

Where's Will?

Hot,

ain't it?

That's a fine nipper you got there.

Fine boy.

Bill and me has got to be great friends.

Is he all right?

Well, of course. You don't think old
Captain Tucker would do anything to harm

the little nipper, would you?

Of course, if anything happened to me
and I can't get back to the boy...

Him tied up and all the way he is. Now,
you can't blame me for that, can you?

Never mind, Don.

Right now, he's got all the cards.

What do you want?

Fix my ship so I can leave this blasted
planet.

We don't know anything about your ship.

You have an alien drive.

Well, you just come up with the parts
and I'll show you where they go.

What about my son?

Gets turned loose just as soon as I'm
ready to blast off.

All right.

How much time do I have?

Well,

now, Skipper, take all the time you
want.

Take an hour.

How do I get in touch with you?

Why, uh... Send that there fella there
with a white flag up on that hill.

Won't one of us do instead of him?

Oh, no. No, sirree.

You fellas are liable to start feeling
brave.

But old Zack here, a man can count on
him being a coward.

I'll be waiting to hear from you.

I'll be seeing you, Zack.

Never saw a man with such terrible
nerves.

He really ought to do something about
them.

Well? Oh, John.

We haven't much choice, have we?

We'd better revive Smith. I think we're
going to need him.

Aye, there was a planet we was on once
called Valaran.

Got people on there almost as human as
you and I. Except for one thing.

Instead of being born...

They was hatched from eggs.

Pretty place.

Well, pretty place.

Hated leaving it.

Why did you leave?

Well, the pirating business there was
kind of slowing them there apart.

They're not being much worth the trouble
of pirating them being so poor.

You could have given them some of your
treasure.

Well, now, they weren't that poor.

Will you ever show me the treasure?

For sure I will.

We're shipmates, matey. Besides, you did
take the pirate, so of course I'll show

you my treasure.

Yeah, one of these days.

What's it like when you take a treasure
ship, Captain Tucker?

Ah, now, there's a sight for you. You go
tearing in there with your blaster,

blasting away and carrying on until the
enemy gives up and they throw down their

arms. And then you make them walk the
plank out the spaceport.

What else, you boy?

I guess I'm not fit to be a pirate.

I don't think I could ever kill anybody
or even make them walk the plank.

Oh.

Even if they wasn't what you would call
human?

I wish I could say yes. I really do, but
I don't think I could ever get used to

killing anything.

You got a problem there, boy.

I'll tell you what.

Next time we go out on a pirate voyage,
we won't kill no one.

We won't? No.

Why, we'll just lay alongside and we'll
disable their drive. Then we'll board

them and loot them of all their jewels
and their rare objet dogs and such.

And then we'll leave them with just
enough gear to make the necessary

That way nobody will get hurt. That's
great.

I wish we could start tomorrow.

Hello?

Is anybody anywhere?

That's Dr. Smith.

You stay here and guard the place.

I'll go see what he wants. Hello?

Is anybody there?

Over here, Jack.

Now, now, don't you start flopping
again. I ain't gonna hurt you.

Would you mind?

Oh, thank you.

I am...

allergic to weapons pointing at me.

Now then, we have decided to accept your
terms with certain conditions.

What conditions?

That you and the boy return to the
Jupiter II and make your headquarters

while your ship is being repaired.

Professor Robinson gives his word that
he will carry out the terms of the

agreement and you will not be molested.

He gives his word, eh?

Would you take it if you were me?

Certainly not. Well, now.

That there is good enough for me. You go
back there and tell him it's a bargain.

But I don't understand.

I advise you to do the... I figure a
fellow can't go wrong if he listens to

advice and does exactly the opposite.

Now you go on back there before you get
one of your fainting spells again.

Captain.

I heard what you said to Dr.

Smith. Does that mean we won't be going
pirating after all? Of course it don't.

You and me is going pirating just as
soon as that ship of mine is fixed. And

don't you forget that, matey. And it
ain't gonna take long.

Coffee, dear? Oh, thank you.

Yes, ma 'am.

Company is coming.

Oh, Will.

worried about you.

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

John, Dr. Smith, I need you. I know,
Will.

No, where are you going? Sit here,
Captain.

Why? Well, did you see that?

Why, he couldn't care less about being
home.

Oh, now, take it easy, Maureen. Take it
easy?

Look, that's not our son.

That's not Will. That's a complete
stranger.

Help yourself, Captain.

Mom's a pretty good cook.

Pretty good?

Well, it won't compare to what you've
had on the planet Valaran, but it's

filling.

Thank you, Amigo.

Tell me something, Captain Tucker.

How long have you been in space?

Well, now, let's see.

Well, what year is this, anyway?

It is 1998.

Nineteen and ninety -eight.

Let's see. Take the four, six, and put
it over to the one there.

There must be more than a hundred years.

What?

What's that again?

I say I've been in space more than a
hundred years.

Let's see.

It was a year Custer got massacred by
them engines.

Well, that would be 1876.

Aye, aye,

aye. That's about it.

Uh -huh.

That's just about right.

You see, I was crossing the Buffalo,
Rochester, and Pittsburgh railroad

in Punxsutawney, PA, when all of a
sudden... Captain Tucker, surely you're

that the first spaceship did not leave
Earth until late in the 1950s.

Blast you! Are you calling me a liar,
Zack?

No, no. It's the farthest thing from my
mind. I merely wanted to present the

facts. Well, I never did say I left
Earth in an Earth ship, now did I?

Well... You mean you were picked up by
aliens?

Aye.

Tellurians. Fine bunch of people when
you get to know them.

And I suppose they picked you up in a
flying saucer?

Aye. They did.

They scooped me up with a force ray.

Cruised around, picking up folks all
over.

They wanted them for study, you see.

According to that, you'd be more than
140 years old.

Aye. Born in 1858.

Well, you're a very well -preserved 140,
Captain Tucker.

May I congratulate you? Oh, it's no
credit to me, Professor.

You see, they kept us in a time freezer
all the time.

Hauled us out when they wanted to make a
study.

Well,

that's enough of my yarning.

Let's start seeing about getting my ship
in order.

I've never seen a drive like this.

What's the principle of it? Well, I
wouldn't know that. I just push buttons

make her go.

Well, now, of course, I can make simple
repairs, but that's about all.

Well, what happens after you push the
buttons?

When I push buttons?

Why, then, she begins a -shakin' and a
-quiverin'. And I begin shakin' and a

-quiverin'. Inside, I eat like I ate too
many green apples.

And then all of a sudden she goes zoom
and the stars go out.

They come back on when I get where I'm
going.

A starship.

Hyperspace drive.

Faster than light.

Much of speed in parsecs. Now, you just
hold on, because I don't know what's on

your mind, but we've got a bargain,
remember?

With this ship, we could get back to
Earth in seconds.

It ain't big enough.

We could shuttle back and forth.

The best brains on Earth could dismantle
it and find the secret of its drive.

We'd have starships that could reach the
furthest regions of the galaxy.

The universe!

How about it, Tucker?

Well, now... I'm just gonna have to
think about that.

What's there to think about? We can take
this ship.

Then what?

We don't know how to run this thing.

No, I'm afraid we're going to have to
leave it up to Tucker.

All right, Smith.

How long have you been standing there?

I only just arrived.

Excuse me.

Captain.

Captain Tucker.

Now, what is it you want, Zack?

I thought we might walk together.

Perhaps exchange points of view to our
mutual benefits.

And what's the meaning of those words?

I could make you a very rich man back on
Earth, sir.

Well, now, we ain't back there on Earth.
But you have the means of getting us

there.

Good heavens.

What's wrong with that creature?

Captain Tucker, what's the matter?

Run. Run, you bastard.

Run. Captain Tucker, what's the matter?

I'm only telling you what I saw.

An enormous alien spaceship which seemed
to terrify our pirate captain half out

of his wits.

You were right here. I didn't see it.

Well, where is Tucker?

Running for the hills.

We'd better get back to the Jupiter,
too.

If there is an alien threat, we'd better
set up defenses.

All right.

Oh, where's Will?

Tucker, is that you?

Boy. Captain Tucker. Shh.

You want to scrubber us both? Get in
here.

Shh.

No. I don't think nothing followed you
here.

What are you doing out here anyway?

I came to find you. I was worried about
you.

Worried?

You mean to say you were afraid
something might have happened to me?

Something bad?

Well,

why would you worry about me?

Because I like you.

Besides, I took the pirate's oath,
didn't I?

Oh, that's right. I did forget that.

You mean to say you came right out here
in the dark alone on account of me?

Yes, sir. I said so, didn't I?

You take your first rest, and I'll take
the first watch.

Do as I tell you.

Maybe we'll get out of this here.

What are we hiding from, Captain Tucker?
Well, I guess you'd call it a thing.

It's from Signet 4.

What kind of thing?

It's just too awful to describe.

Why don't you just blast it with your
nucleonic planet buster?

Oh. Oh, yes, of course.

Yes, of course.

By nucleonic planet Buster.

Right, that's right.

Maybe I will.

Yeah, sure. If that thing tries to come
in here, I'll let him have it with this.

was close enough.

Jux, that ain't no planet buster,
nucleonic, or any other kind.

Well, what is it then?

Hanged if I know.

You mean you don't even know what it is?
I said so, didn't I?

I picked it up on Sydney 4 along with a
great deal of trouble.

It was a pretty piece, and when... What?

Never mind, never mind.

I'm going to get you back with your
folks.

and I told you I'd done nothing.

What were you doing on Signet 4?

I was there on business.

What kind of business?

Now, you are the nosiest people I have
ever seen.

Now, look, Tucker, I'm just trying to
help you.

Now, what did you do on Signet 4 that
got this pursuit started?

I don't know, and that's the truth.

I just started thinking about Captain
Tucker, and it went on.

Say it again, son.

I want to think about your mother and
me.

All right, try thinking about Don.

Please, dear boy, try thinking about me.

You're trying to steal my ship. All
right, Smith.

Ladies and gentlemen, please be calm.
The evidence is purely circumstantial.

Done. Check Smith's room.

I think I know what this means.

It's some kind of forecaster.

And it shows the future of anyone the
operator thinks about.

Darling, that's witchcraft.

No, it isn't.

It's science carried to fantastic
extremes.

The science of possibilities.

Somehow this thing computes the results
of plans in people's minds.

Well, I don't know about you, but I had
plans for tomorrow.

That thing didn't show anything.

I know.

I found this hidden under the locker in
Smith's room.

You had no right, Major.

I appeal to your sense of justice, sir.

Surely even here I am protected by the
Magna Carta as well as the Constitution,

which agrees that a man's home is his
castle and shall not be intruded upon.

Shut your mouth, Zack. You are trying to
steal my ship. No, I only intended to

go back to Earth for help. Sure you
were.

Warning! Warning!

Situation dangerous.

Red alert!

Red alert!

Captain Tucker!

I understand now why there was only
darkness when Will thought of us.

This is the end tonight, here.

Right now, there won't be any tomorrows.

Not yet.

We've still got the robot.

Tell him to go out there and try to stop
that thing.

It's no use. We're all doomed.

Do it!

Come here!

What can you do about it? Can you stop
it?

In order of questions asked, one, it
does not compute.

Two, I can perform any function of an
environmental control nature as well

I know that. Get to the point.

Three, since alien life form does not
compute, this question can only be

answered by trial and error method.

Well, don't just stand there. Go out and
try.

It's coming through the force field.

I've got to go out there.

You're out of your mind.

That thing wants only one person in
here, me.

Let it try to get me. I'll give it a run
for its money.

You'll be committing suicide.

Then try to stop me!

It's going away.

Yes.

It got what it came after.

It only wanted the forecaster.

Well, then there will be tomorrows for
all of us.

Goodbye, ma 'am. I hope I ain't been too
much trouble.

Oh, thank you, Captain Tucker.

Bye,

Professor. Captain?

Gone. Miss Tucker?

Thank you for fixing my ship.

We wish we could go with you. Oh, no.
Just a little too small, I'm afraid.

Won't accommodate you all.

If I run across anyone out there in
space, I'll try to send some help back.

Well, there.

So long, Meany.

I don't want you to go, Captain.

Oh, well.

Now, that's awful nice of you.

But, well, old Captain Tucker, he's got
to be moving along before he wears out

his welcome.

Well, then I want to go with you. And
we'll be pirates like we talked about.

You didn't believe that there about me
being a pirate and things, did you?

Shucks. I ain't no pirate.

Why, back there in Punxsutawney, P .A.,
where I used to live before I was picked

up by them Tellurians and taken up into
space, they just thought of me as...

It's a town nuisance.

That's all.

I was just a plain old town nuisance.

Well, what about the treasure and
everything?

Treasure? Why?

There ain't no treasure. Never was in it
another sort.

Listen, do you want to know the truth?

I was nothing more than a petty thief
all my life. That's all I was.

That's the truth.

Now you just stop your blubbering and go
about your business and don't you be

bothering me.

Well, I just thought I had to do that
for the boy.

We understand.

Thank you.

So long, everyone.

Bye, Captain. Goodbye.

Will you get off your back, Smith, and
give us a hand?

Very well.

Come on, hurry it up. You know I have a
delicate back, Major.

Well,

I hope you had a good breakfast. It's
going to be a long, hard day.

Don't worry about me getting hungry,
Dad.

All I think about when we're drilling
for detronium is we get enough fuel for

our liftoff. For which you won't be
prepared if your body fuel isn't

my dear boy.

Personally, I always have a hearty
breakfast.

I know. You ate what I left.

Waste not, want not.

Well, I'd better get this sign up. It
may be too late on the way back. Good

idea.