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Last week, as you recall, Will Robinson
had set out a radio signal, unaware that

far out in the void of space, a strange
missile -like object was even now homing

in on it.

You should know better than to have the
radio on during a storm, Will. But I

thought I was getting something.

You can try again in the morning. It
isn't safe to keep it open with a storm

this severity.

Not safe?

Why?

What could happen?

Well, when it's tuned this high, you
could very easily bring one of those

lightning bolts crashing down on us.

Abnormally high wavelengths coupled with
the electrical storm produce a homing

signal.

Homing signal?

Then anything out there could home in on
us?

Anything at all?

Well, that's hardly likely. With the
exception of those lightning bolts, I

think there's anything out there within
light years of us.

How do you know what's out there?

A deadly runaway missile? Some sort of
alien monstrosity just waiting to swoop

down on us?

Well, in that case, Dr. Smith, might I
suggest that you man your post

the night?

Because I'm going to bed.

Come on, Sheriff.

There! There!

You wouldn't believe me, but there it
is!

It's a missile, and it's headed straight
for us!

What do you think it could be, John?

Your guess is as good as mine, darling.

Well, whatever it is, it must have homed
in on those radio signals Wolf sent out

last night.

The chair is coming in fast.

I hope it's not one of those alien
monstrosities.

It's no pigeon, that's for sure.

That boy should never have been allowed
to tamper with the radio.

I wasn't tampering. I was trying to
raise something.

Space devils, no doubt.

I never heard of space devils.

Haven't you, my dear?

Well, there's one right there.

A deadly intruder swooping in on us with
the speed of light.

Spitting flame and cosmic dust.

Burning up our precious oxygen.

Spreading its lethal virus.

It's honed in on us all right.

And approaching fast.

There's just a possibility it may change
its course.

Till we know for sure, we better sit
tight.

It's getting awfully close.

No sign of any movement.

Well, we just can't wait for it to come
to us.

Don and I will take the robot and
investigate.

Break out the lasers.

Splendid idea.

However, I do believe the robot should
stay here with me.

That is us.

On second thought, I think I'd like to
have you with us.

Me? Out there?

Defenseless? Well, we all have our guns.

What use are they going to be against a
monster who eats electrons for

breakfast? You don't have to take one,
if you don't want to, Doctor.

What about me?

Well, what about you?

I'm responsible for it being here. You
can't leave me out now.

Please, Dad?

No, I... Follow me.

Oh, Bertil.

John, must be just ahead. Let's take a
look.

All right.

Will, you stay back here.

Halt. Halt.

Don't be afraid, Will.

Just keep calm.

I am.

You see, these alien creatures may be
very terrifying.

You mustn't panic, you know.

And don't tremble.

I'm not. You are.

Look at the robot.

Object approaching.

Can't be.

His footwork's gonna have to be a lot
more nimble than that if he figures on

hitting me.

Hapgood's my name, boys. Jimmy Hapgood.

I'm John Robinson.

Howdy. This is Don West. How do you do?

Oh, my son, Will.

Hello there, boy.

Oh,

that's Dr. Zachary Smith.

Howdy, Doc.

Where am I?

No, we don't know.

We're headed for Alpha Centauri. We went
out of control and crashed.

What about you?

What about me? Oh, where were you
headed?

Oh, that -a -way.

That is, until I picked up your signal.

You see, traveling man, he's got a nose
like an old hound dog for hunting down

doggies. Now, of course, you know what I
call real doggies.

What kind of a dog is traveling, ma 'am?

Oh, he ain't no dog, son. It's my ship.

It's in pretty good shape. And he's a
little charged enough, but pretty good

shape. Now, mind if we take a look? No.

Stay.

about this little old planet than I do,
do you, Zack?

Zack?

Indeed.

You know, I got a grandpa back in Big
Springs by that name.

Come to think of it, you look a little
bit like him. Of course, maybe he was a

little more spry than you the last time
I saw him.

Appearances can be deceptive, you know.

Yep, I'll allow you that.

For instance, this little old planet
here.

It looked as big as Texas from up above.
When you get right down to it, I think

you could put it all in the panhandle.

We haven't seen it all yet, Mr. Hapgood.

Well, how about it's son? You know his
name?

No, sir.

Well, how about that?

Then you're all just like me, ain't you?

He lost his wood tick on a ball
mountain.

It's a terrible thing, being lost.

Sure is, if you're inclined to misery.

Well, it's a fine ship in its class.

Early 80s design, isn't it? Yeah, 82.

That's the year it took off.

Old 600, June the 18th, 1982.

That's more than 15 years ago.

Oh, it's all that, Sonny. What was your
original mission?

A Saturn landing.

But I never made it.

What happened?

Oh, nothing.

Well, now, maybe I did look in on the
wrong star.

Curiosity.

You know, Curiosity killed a cat one
time, boy.

Since then, there ain't hardly a spot in
this galaxy I ain't touched.

If I never did find a path, it'd take me
home.

I guess they must have written me off
back there a dozen years ago.

We'd really like to hear more, but I
think we should get back to the

Let the others know we're all right.

Why, sure, you do that. You go ahead,
and I'll secure the ship and join you.

Well, would you like to stay with Mr.
Hapgood? Show him the way back to the

Jupiter II?

Yes, sir.

All right.

I guess you've got me to thank for you
being here, Mr. Hapgood.

Oh?

How come?

I was trying to raise something on the
radio last night when it picked up our

signal. I bet you were surprised to find
us.

Oh, I'm not too surprised to find
people, son.

But are you surprised, Dad?

Well, I'll tell you.

Finding things that you know can't exist
but do.

Happenings that'll put your heart up in
your mouth and your blood down your

toes. Living things that breathe in fire
and swim in ice.

Yes, sir.

And you know something, Sonny?

I ain't even seen a smidgen of it yet.

You don't really need to do that. The
atmosphere is very clean here, not like

is back home.

Huh?

You mean tell me they found a way to
lick that?

Well, he... on account of dirt that I'm
decontaminating traveling men.

Why do you?

Did you ever hear one man's meat being
another man's poison?

Well, I'm going to tell you.

You see, there could be spores on this
planet or bacteria.

And it could mix with alien spores that
I might have brought in with me.

Ain't no telling what could breed from
that if I didn't do this.

Happened once.

It did? Where?

Well, I was coming in on this little
dinky planet up on the Epsilon orbit.

Epsilon, Indy?

Oh, Eridani, how'd you know about that?

Studied astronomy.

You did, did you?

Well, anyhow, I looped this little bitty
planet and I come on in.

What did you find there?

Why, it was pretty as a picture.

It could have been springtime in the
valley of the Rio Grande.

Then it wasn't scary or anything?

Well, not then.

It was, though.

You see, I went out to do a little
sightseeing, and I come back to my ship.

It was all a swarm with these outlandish
bugs, and they weren't no bigger than

locusts. But they were a hundred times
as fierce, and they were chewing their

way right through my hull.

Eaten metal?

Well, that or something that was on it.

Did you collect any specimens?

Just a scar.

Boy.

I'll finish decontaminating your ship if
you like.

You would?

How much you charge?

Just another star of your adventures
when we get back to camp.

Buddy, you got yourself a deal.

Hey, maybe I'll tell you about them
crystal critters I run across out in the

Ganymede. Now, son, they were something.

Yes, sir.

One of these days, I'm going to find
something a man can smoke with

Hey, Mr. Hapgood, wait for me!

It can't be that bad.

It's a new herb I crossed with one of
our own species.

It's peppery.

Is something wrong?

No, nothing wrong, but... But what?

A visitor.

What about him?

I just looked over his ship.

It's really in good condition.

I think that Don and I can help him get
back to Earth.

Oh, that's wonderful, John.

Have you told him?

Not yet.

Well, why not?

After all, he...

There's something you're not telling me.

Just you try.

I'd wring your neck.

Now are you going to tell me?

You remember when we first discussed our
plans for the space flight?

We couldn't decide whether we had the
right to bring Will and Penny along.

Yes, I remember.

Have you ever regretted our decision?

You want the truth?

The truth.

It's possible to let them go.

What? No, no.

That good ship is big enough if we pull
the ballast tanks.

Oh, John, no.

Do you know what you're saying?

Well, not knowing how long we can last
here, or if we can ever get the Jupiter

to fly again, they deserve something
more than that.

Is that what you want?

Yes.

I suppose so.

If anyone should go, it's the children.

Delightful child.

You are happy here, aren't you, my dear?

Of course you are.

I don't know.

Sending whole families out into space
somehow or another just doesn't seem

right.

All this makes me and Traveling Man feel
like a kind of a horse and buggy.

Mind if I look inside?

Go right ahead.

Navigational guidance system and
spectroscope.

It's a dandy piece of hardware you got
there, boys.

I wouldn't have no trouble getting home
with a thing like that, would I?

And then there'd be no more marathons,
old Jimmy Hapgood. I'd settle down a

little launch pad of my own.

Well, we'll be glad to let you have it.
It'll be of any help.

Are you kidding?

No, we stand a good chance of getting
where we're going without it.

Once we can fly.

Are you absolutely sure? Now, are you
absolutely sure you don't need that

No, we don't need it.

Besides, you've been away too long.

You deserve a chance to get back.

Yeah.

Earth.

Back home.

Something wrong?

Well, the quickness of the mind has
deceived the eye.

What? What do you mean?

Well, I... I appreciate you give it,
John, but that thing's too big. It's too

heavy. Well, there must be something you
can jettison.

If I jettison any more than I already
have, I'd have to walk home.

I'll fix her life, but I'd better forget
it.

You give up too easily, gentlemen.

Couldn't help overhearing.

You may relax, gentlemen. I've just
solved your problem.

What you people seem to have overlooked
in your great haste to send Mr. Hapgood

on his way is that we have a smaller but
identical mechanism that will

definitely do the trick.

And just where do you expect to find
that?

Right here.

Come.

Spectroscope.

Navigational guidance system.

Space sextant.

The works.

Well, bless you, little old Ironsides.

What are you getting from this, Smith?

Only the satisfaction of knowing that
I've made it possible for Mr. Hapgood to

be reunited with his loved ones.

How much time do we have?

Well, if his liftoff's within 48 hours,
our navigational guidance system could

give him a lot in the crew of 60.

Well, sure, boys. I could find my way
home blindfolded from that funny little

beacon.

Plenty of time.

Now... We'll do the operation below.

All instruments will be sterile, of
course. And we'll follow the routine

surgical procedure.

It's quite simple, really.

Not too different from a kidney
transplant.

Excuse me.

I must scrub up.

I think you're underestimating, Zack.

He's a lot more spry than my grandpa
ever was.

Micro -wrench, please.

Wrench it, driver.

Warning. Warning.

What is it this time?

Attitude stabilizer. Losing power.

Losing power.

Losing.

Poor old thing.

He doesn't like this one bit.

Why don't you switch him off?

I need his alert cooperation.

Although I could use some local
anesthesia if there were such a thing.

Warning. Warning.

Viticom film exposed.

Close shutter.

I wish you'd told me that sooner.

Are you sure that's painless?

Completely.

How much longer are you going to be?

If you were more familiar with the
delicacy of this procedure, you wouldn't

All I know is that I got a star to catch
in about 48 hours.

You'll catch it.

I didn't know our robot had one of
these.

Zack, time's wasted.

Warning, warning.

Losing directional capability.

Losing wobble damper.

Losing spectral.

Navigation unit inoperative.

Ah.

A surgical masterpiece.

Even though I do say so myself.

Everything go now, eh, Jimmy, my boy?

Well, now all we have to do is get it on
my vehicle.

That won't take too long.

Right now, I believe there is some cause
for celebration.

Would you like some more of my mother's
space pie, Mr. Hapgood?

Jim, if I have one more bite, I won't be
able to get my space in.

Oh, not even a little bit?

Well, honey...

Anything that suits you suits me just
fine.

I don't think I want to go, Mother.

Neither do I.

It's not a question of a choice,
children.

Going back to Earth is something your
mother and I believe is right for you.

We wanted you to be prepared before we
speak to Mr. Hapgood about it.

Well, if you think it's best, Mother.

We do, dear.

Is that all, sir?

Yes, that's all.

Now off to bed with you.

Come on.

Hey, there they are.

Maureen.

The last time I sat down to a home
-cooked meal like that was a day or two

before I took off and I was with my
family. Oh, gee.

That was a long time ago.

You know, nothing in space has ever
welcomed me, and I'm... Sure, it's been

same with you.

Seems like no matter where you go, they
got the place posted.

Says, keep out.

Enter at your own risk.

Pretty soon, you begin to feel like
there's no difference between living and

dying.

And that's the way it's been for me.

But me and you always change all that.

There is a difference.

There's a big difference between living
and dying.

And I've just about forgotten about it.

Look at that.

Did you ever see so many stars in all
your life?

It seems like they're right there just
for the taking.

If a man could live forever, he'd really
have it made, wouldn't he?

Hey.

I hate to eat and run, but I got to get
back to the ship.

I got to lay in that guidance system.

John, I ain't got enough solar energy
stored up by now, don't you think?

Oh, I'd say so.

Jim. Jim.

I haven't mentioned this before
because... Well, neither Maureen or I

about it, but we are now.

Sure about what?

When you leave tomorrow, we want you to
take Will and Penny with you.

The kids?

Yes.

Let me get this straight. You want me to
take Will and Penny and Traveler Man

and go where?

Back to Earth, Jim.

You gotta be joking.

Now, this is no joke.

You've got a very good chance of getting
back.

Forget it.

I said forget it.

I'd have to be out of my mind to take on
something like that.

Me and two kids and traveling men, I'd
be signing their death warrant as well

my own.

I'm a little surprised, John, that you'd
have something like that in your mind.

Or that you'd expect me to go along with
it.

Well, I was just thinking of them.

Well, it's too bad you didn't think
about them before you found out that

don't take too kindly to family outings.

You're not out of gas on a highway back
home, mister.

You're way out yonder.

And there ain't no highways way out
yonder.

As far as I'm concerned, you're out of
luck.

I've got some start charts in the
spaceship that'll help you.

I'll get them.

That's good.

I think you owe him an apology.

Get out of my way, sonny.

I said you owe him an apology.

I don't owe him nothing, but I thank you
for a meal that quit giving me pleasure

about two minutes ago. Now, get out of
my way.

Is, uh... Is that your best shot?

Yee -haw!

Come on, here, boy. Try it again. Right
there. Come on. Right on the chin, huh?

Hey, hey.

What?

Hey, hold it.

Want some more? Just a minute here.

not finished yet all

right i

apologize but i still ain't gonna take
them kids

Ah, good morning, good morning.

Howdy.

I must say you showed good sound horse
sense yesterday, Jimmy, my boy.

I can't begin to tell you how much I
enjoyed listening.

Oh?

Listen to what?

Why, uh, your answer to that ridiculous
suggestion they made to you.

Hmm.

Well, impractical is what it was.

Very.

Imagine being cooped up in that splendid
little vehicle of yours.

With a pair of extremely undisciplined
and precocious brats.

Now, you don't have to go call them
names, Zach. They're just normal kids,

that's all.

They just don't belong with me in
Traveling Man.

Precisely the point.

They don't belong in Traveling Man any
more than I belong here on this

planet.

Well, now, that was a chance you took
when you volunteered.

I volunteered?

Oh, my dear Jimmy.

I was literally shanghaied.

There I was, in my capacity as president
of the Zachary Smith Engineering

Corporation, giving my final blessing to
the Jupiter II, which owes so much to

my own engineering skill, when, poof, I
was whisked into

space.

And here I am.

I thought you were a medical man.

I have degrees in both medicine and
science.

So very useful on a long flight.

So you see, Jimmy, if there is anyone
who is rightfully eligible to go back to

Earth with you, it can only be myself.

And incidentally, about that little
launch pad you mentioned, I could

engineer that for you right off the top
of my head.

And of course, there'd be no charge.

Well, you know, Zach, you being such a
good engineer and all, I think you'd

better engineer yourself another way out
of this.

Because traveling men don't carry no
passengers.

What on earth is that supposed to mean?

Always leave my mark, any place I go.

And that one?

That one's my 91st.

Well, here today and gone tomorrow.

Howdy. Hello, I'm good.

Say, if you fell still mad at me, you
just say so and I'll leave.

We're not angry.

At least I'm not.

You still mad?

No. I'm just sorry I didn't hit you any
harder.

It was a pretty good fight, wasn't it?

Yeah, that it was.

Uh, say, uh, you still want me to have
that guidance system? I mean, since I'm

not taking the kids.

Sure, take it.

Somebody might as well get home.

Well, uh, guess I better go run a check
on traveling, man. I haven't done that

yet.

Hey, John.

You want to give me a hand with that?

We'll get you in the ship.

Let me help.

Get Dr. Smith. Mother, I wish now I
hadn't hit him. Well, just get Dr.

you think he'll be able to leave today?

Well, we'll know as soon as Dr. Smith
examines him.

How are you feeling?

Oh, all right.

in the corner, Zack.

What's that?

Well, I call it space chowder.

I've been more trouble to you folks than
an old goat in a paper mill.

Oh, not at all.

Why, you've probably saved the men a
month's extra work.

We're very grateful to you.

Well, look, about Will and Penny, I,
uh... You're the commander of your ship.

Your decision is the only one that
matters.

Well, here I am.

Found this bell and raring to go.

Would you like another cup of coffee
before you do? Oh, no, thanks.

I got to get back and run that check on
Traveling Man. Can I go?

Sure.

Can we? Yes.

I'll tell you that story, I promise you,
on the way.

Looked like a big fish more than
anything else. All mouth and long

its eyes ought to be.

Low gravity account for that, I guess.
See, there's hardly any atmosphere.

Well, it came right up to the ship. And
the second it touched metal, bam!

There was a whale that exploded.

Stay here.

It's in the cabin. Get it.

What do you want to go and do a fool
thing like that for?

Thank you for... It's all right, honey.
You go and cry.

It's good for you.

And don't you laugh at her either, boy.

I'm all right now.

Hey! Will!

What is it? What happened?

I guess I didn't decontaminate Traveling
Man as good as I should have.

I fell into one of those things and...

Mr. Hapgood, he pulled me out of it. You
what?

Well, now, don't make a mountain out of
a molehill there, young lady. She's all

right.

Don, how much time I got left?

Six hours.

John, you and Maureen better get the
kids briefed for that long ride.

That is, if you're still willing to
entrust them to me.

They'll be ready any time you are.

We'll go back to the ship and get their
gear. Come on.

It's a real good thing you're doing
that.

You can't be serious, Jimmy.

Two noisy, whining children.

Always wanting a drink of water. No
intelligent adult conversation while you

quite mad before you reach Earth.

Oh, I'd be happy to take you along with
me, Zack.

This is the right thing I'm doing, and
I'm going to do it.

But don't you see, Jimmy?

You're making a serious mistake. You've
simply got to listen to me.

Of course, I've explained to your
parents that I cannot be held entirely

responsible for the transplant of that
navigation equipment.

Is something wrong with it?

Oh, no.

It's working perfectly now.

But... For how long?

Who can tell?

That's a chance we'll have to take, I
guess.

Yes, I'm afraid you will.

Come in, dear.

Although I must say, I cannot understand
your parents' attitude.

In fact, I'm a little shocked by it.

What do you mean?

Yes, what do you mean, Dr. Smith?

Perhaps I shouldn't have mentioned it.

But children don't have to know how
their parents feel about an important

decision.

And you can't ask them.

Why not?

Think how badly they'd feel if you
forced them to lie to you.

Remember one thing.

Before they say goodbye to you, perhaps
for the last time, your parents may

weaken.

The heartbreak may be too much for them.

But you...

You must be strong.

Pretend your very hardest that you don't
see the tears in their eyes when they

try to convince themselves that this
party is best for you.

You mean they don't want us to leave?

I've said too much already.

You needn't be afraid to tell us. It
won't change anything.

I should hope not.

But after all...

They are your parents.

I wouldn't blame the average child for
refusing to go if he learned how happy

his parents would be if he stayed.

In fact, I think the average child would
probably do something quite ridiculous.

Run away and hide.

Or something equally absurd.

Just so he wouldn't have to go.

But you and Penny are not average
children, are you?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

What time is it?

1833 hours at the signal.

Do you wish a reading broken down into
microseconds?

That won't be necessary.

should be leaving in less than half an
hour.

If my estimate is correct, things should
start to happen right

about now.

John?

I can't find the children.

Maybe they were over at Hapgood's shift.
No, Don, shift.

in the area. Oh, where can they be?

Judy, call Jim. Tell him to hold up as
long as he possibly can.

John, they didn't really want to go.
Maybe we... They're going.

If you could hold up just a little bit
longer.

Look, honey, if I delay past my launch
time, I may never get off this piece of

real estate.

But, Mr. Hapgood, they're bound to find
them.

I'm real sorry, but if I don't have
passengers aboard in 20 minutes, it's

to have to be a solo flight.

Sure will be nice getting back.

Settle down in the little launch pad of
my own, maybe.

Up -to -date space, Jimmy.

I could run charter flights to the moon.

Don't sound too exciting, though, does
it, Jimmy?

Now look out there now, Hapgood.

You got the kids to think of Will and
Penny.

That was a promise.

Yep.

I'm gonna sit down right alongside Alpha
Control and hand him over. That's what

I'm gonna do.

Oh, Penny.

I know you thought it was best for us,
but you really didn't want us to go, did

you?

You can't do this to me.

Don't leave me here.

Half -ghost!

Traveling man to Jupiter 2.

Traveling man to Jupiter 2.

This is Jupiter 2.

Jim? This is Robinson.

What's your position?

I'm 22 minutes out, John. All systems
are good and go.

Do you have Will and Penny with you?

We found them.

I knew you would.

Look, I was all set to take them with
me.

But they weren't too keen on going back
to Earth, and that's the truth.

Well, neither was I, and you get right
down to it.

Well, we thought you were.

Well, so did I.

I got to thinking it over.

You know, John, I figured there ain't
nothing down there that I haven't seen

done twice.

Out here.

I ain't hardly scratched the surface.

You still with me?

Right with you.

Well, I sure want to thank you for your
hospitality.

And if I get within hollering distance
of Earth, I'll sure tell where you are.

I know you folks have a hard time...
understand a fellow like me.

And sometimes I do myself.

There's one thing I know.

If I go back now, I'm going to be going
back to be put out to pasture like an

old racehorse that's done with living.

And I got too much to do to be...

Too hard on all of us, I guess.

Getting a little busy out here, John.

There's a Nova coming in.

Get the explosives.

We'll be able to blast through now.

Will, get behind that rock.

Yes, sir.

Give me a hand with the rig, Don.

the blasting switch. I can't. It's
already firing. Well, check the wires.