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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,169 --> 00:00:17,030 Oh, yes, she's such a good little puppy, isn't she? 2 00:00:17,710 --> 00:00:19,110 Yes, she is. 3 00:00:19,610 --> 00:00:23,330 Here, you give Uncle Stanley a great big kiss. 4 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,430 What now, Helen? I got a headache. 5 00:00:33,810 --> 00:00:35,210 Wake up, Stanley. 6 00:00:37,190 --> 00:00:38,930 Get her off. Get her off. 7 00:00:41,390 --> 00:00:44,070 Yeah, she's cute, but she doesn't belong up here on the couch. I think you're 8 00:00:44,070 --> 00:00:45,850 spoiling her. I am not. 9 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,250 Am I, Muffin? 10 00:00:48,990 --> 00:00:53,130 Muffin, what kind of name is that for a dog? 11 00:00:53,530 --> 00:00:55,450 Why don't you call her Lassie after a real dog? 12 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:58,170 Or Rags? Yeah. After my wardrobe? 13 00:01:00,410 --> 00:01:03,630 Listen, speaking of clothes, yesterday I caught her chewing on my socks again. 14 00:01:03,890 --> 00:01:05,550 Oh, that's okay. She's had her shots. 15 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,800 I'll tell you another thing. I don't want her going to sleep on our bed at 16 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,360 night. Why? What's wrong with that? 17 00:01:14,220 --> 00:01:15,480 Well, stop and think, Helen. 18 00:01:15,980 --> 00:01:18,500 I mean, what if I'm in the mood? 19 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:21,700 Oh, Stanley. 20 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:25,240 I'll make her her own little bed in the kitchen right now. 21 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:26,500 I said if, Helen. 22 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:31,020 I don't want to hear if. I want to hear when. 23 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:33,700 Okay, when is lunch? 24 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:36,940 Lunch is now. 25 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:40,130 Good. I'm going to give my little muffin a kibble. 26 00:01:40,370 --> 00:01:41,610 Get a yam. 27 00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:42,850 What about me? 28 00:01:43,030 --> 00:01:44,330 You can have what's left. 29 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:49,190 What about my lunch? I always have to wait for everything. I can't read the 30 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:51,030 newspaper until after you spread it over the kitchen floor. 31 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:54,450 Yesterday, I had a look at the funnies on my hands and knees. 32 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:57,490 Well, you want her to be housebroken, don't you? 33 00:01:58,010 --> 00:02:00,610 She's already housebroken. She does it all over the house. 34 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:05,010 Oh, now, look what you did. You reminded her. 35 00:02:05,410 --> 00:02:06,410 What? 36 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:09,650 Hold it. 37 00:02:09,910 --> 00:02:10,910 Hold it. 38 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:12,228 Hold it. 39 00:02:12,230 --> 00:02:13,230 Hold it. 40 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:15,030 Hold it. 41 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:17,910 I told you to hold it. 42 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:21,790 Well, good afternoon, Ann. 43 00:02:22,030 --> 00:02:25,870 David. Hi, Dad. Lunch is ready. Good. I'm so hungry I could eat a mousse. 44 00:02:26,110 --> 00:02:27,430 A chocolate mousse. 45 00:02:29,530 --> 00:02:32,570 You're in a good mood today, aren't you? Well, I should be. I just saw the new 46 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:33,970 azalea bushes the gardener planted. 47 00:02:34,190 --> 00:02:36,150 Oh, I'm glad you like them. Like them? 48 00:02:36,410 --> 00:02:37,410 Why, I love them. 49 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,960 With a little love and care, they'll grow up and block the view of Roper's 50 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:43,580 What's this? 51 00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:48,440 Artichokes. I don't think I like them. Oh, now, come on, son. Have a little 52 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,440 heart. 53 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:58,760 You see, David, inside of every little artichoke, there's a little heart. And 54 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:01,520 that's why they call them heartichokes. 55 00:03:06,090 --> 00:03:07,250 He's got absolutely no sense of humor. 56 00:03:07,890 --> 00:03:08,890 He does. 57 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:12,330 Thunky's not feeling well. You're still playing with that imaginary dog? 58 00:03:12,690 --> 00:03:14,430 Thunky's not imaginary. He's invisible. 59 00:03:14,990 --> 00:03:17,590 Well, why don't you give your invisible dog an invisible pill? 60 00:03:21,230 --> 00:03:22,430 I'm sorry, little fella. 61 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:26,430 Okay, what's the matter with Thunky? He's lonely. He needs a playmate. Well, 62 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:27,430 he's got you. 63 00:03:27,570 --> 00:03:32,890 No, I mean a dog playmate. A real puppy. No, you don't want a dog, David. 64 00:03:33,450 --> 00:03:35,810 Why not? The rovers have one. And that's one reason right there. 65 00:03:36,590 --> 00:03:38,270 Jeff, what's wrong with a little puppy? 66 00:03:38,490 --> 00:03:41,730 Didn't you have any pets when you were a boy? No, they weren't allowed at my 67 00:03:41,730 --> 00:03:42,730 school. 68 00:03:42,910 --> 00:03:46,010 But I once did have a little turtle I kept in a cigar box. 69 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:47,990 I used to race him. 70 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:49,230 Did you win? 71 00:03:54,430 --> 00:03:59,990 I used to race him against other turtles. 72 00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:02,950 I could race my puppy by it. No puppy. 73 00:04:03,390 --> 00:04:05,470 Besides, you already have a pet. 74 00:04:05,730 --> 00:04:06,668 He died. 75 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:08,750 What? A year ago. 76 00:04:09,370 --> 00:04:11,530 Oh, that's terrible. 77 00:04:12,090 --> 00:04:14,090 Well, it had to happen sooner or later. 78 00:04:14,710 --> 00:04:16,390 Salamanders have a very short lifespan. 79 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:18,970 Oh, come here, son. 80 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:24,970 Oh, so you're... The pet salamander died, huh? 81 00:04:25,630 --> 00:04:28,710 It must have been tough dealing with the death of your pet friend. 82 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:29,950 It was. 83 00:04:30,010 --> 00:04:31,290 How did you handle it? 84 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:40,780 Crackers are terrible. 85 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,360 That's because they're dog biscuits. 86 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,700 Why do you leave them around where people can eat them? 87 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:52,920 Because most people can tell the difference between regular food and dog 88 00:04:54,140 --> 00:04:55,400 How do they eat around here? 89 00:05:02,550 --> 00:05:03,910 Muffin? She's out in the back. 90 00:05:04,390 --> 00:05:05,690 What's she doing out there? 91 00:05:06,110 --> 00:05:08,250 The same thing she's been doing to our carpet in here. 92 00:05:08,910 --> 00:05:11,530 I mean, why aren't you out there watching? 93 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:14,050 You want me to watch? 94 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,770 I mean, she could get lost. 95 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:21,310 Oh, if you're thinking what I think you're thinking... I'm not thinking 96 00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:23,370 anything. Normally, that's true. 97 00:05:24,430 --> 00:05:27,730 I tell you, Stanley, if anything has happened to that dog... You get that 98 00:05:27,770 --> 00:05:29,790 I'll get the door. Oh, well, hurry up. 99 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,480 Mr. Brooks? Don't try to humor me. 100 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:37,640 I'm very upset. 101 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,040 About what? 102 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:41,860 About your dog. I caught her digging up my bushes. 103 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:43,519 Muffins blew? 104 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:46,740 Not anymore. I tied her to the wrought iron fence and she's probably making 105 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:47,740 rusty. 106 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:51,140 Muffins are all right. She's in a Brooks yard playing with David. 107 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:52,380 Oh, oh, Stanley. 108 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:55,540 Mr. Brooks has been complaining to me. 109 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,160 About what? She's dug up my azaleas, that's what. 110 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:01,960 I don't believe that. She wouldn't do that. Helen loves azaleas. 111 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,380 You're a damn nuisance, you know that? 112 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:09,920 Now lie down and don't cause any more trouble, you hear me? 113 00:06:13,980 --> 00:06:16,640 Oh, is that yours? 114 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,080 That depends. 115 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:19,120 What did he do? 116 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,760 Nothing. It's so adorable. 117 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,100 Oh, it's my little poopsie whoopsie. 118 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:27,460 Oh, 119 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,640 I just love her. Yeah, me too. 120 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,100 I think he's writing a letter to Santa Claus asking for a dog. That's perfect. 121 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,600 Christmas will be coming a little early this year. 122 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:53,280 Ask him to come down, will you please? 123 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,580 Why? What's in the box? 124 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:56,599 What do you think? 125 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,020 I'm not one of your insensitive fathers, you know. 126 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,280 How wonderful. 127 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:03,720 David, 128 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:08,780 come down here. Your father has something for you. Oh, I can't wait to 129 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:09,820 little fella's face. 130 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,780 Jeffrey, you really are an old softy at heart. I know. 131 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:19,300 Hold on. Come here, David. And sit down and close your eyes, and you too, Ann, 132 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,760 because this is a big surprise, okay? Close them. 133 00:07:42,570 --> 00:07:43,429 That's Mr. 134 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:44,430 Wolf. 135 00:07:45,710 --> 00:07:46,710 Mr. Wolf? 136 00:07:46,730 --> 00:07:50,030 Uh -huh. When I saw him in the window of the toy store, I couldn't resist him. I 137 00:07:50,030 --> 00:07:54,830 walked right in and I said, How much is that doggy in the window? 138 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:59,430 What do you think, David? 139 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:00,730 It's not real. 140 00:08:01,430 --> 00:08:04,250 Oh, that's because I haven't put in the battery yet. 141 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:08,930 It doesn't cry and it doesn't dig up shrubs. 142 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:13,910 When you're finished with it, why, you just put it right back up on the shelf. 143 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:15,710 There. 144 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:24,510 What do you think, David? 145 00:08:24,870 --> 00:08:25,870 It's not real. 146 00:08:26,670 --> 00:08:28,750 Of course it is. It's a real mechanical dog. 147 00:08:29,470 --> 00:08:32,429 It doesn't make your face or wag its tail like a real dog. 148 00:08:32,690 --> 00:08:36,530 Oh, but it does wag its tail. You see, you push this button and wag. 149 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,400 You push this button, and it whoops. 150 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,880 Whack, and whoop. 151 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,300 Whack, and whoop. 152 00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:53,700 Well, what do you say, David? 153 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:54,960 Thank you. 154 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,980 I think I'll go over to the ropers. 155 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:04,140 Ah. 156 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,920 Doesn't, uh, doesn't seem too enthusiastic. 157 00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:10,400 Maybe you didn't push the right button. 158 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:11,780 Oh, yes, I did. You see? 159 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:13,180 Whack. 160 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:14,840 And whoop. 161 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:16,880 Whack. 162 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:19,920 Whoop. 163 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:38,300 Oh, she doesn't swim yet. 164 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,540 I thought you said to make her go walk. 165 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,160 What, and leave a lovely girl like you all alone with a dangerous duck? 166 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:47,900 Hi, Mr. 167 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:48,940 Ralford. 168 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:50,020 Oh, David. 169 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:52,260 Uh, you come here often? 170 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,159 Oh, yes. 171 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,480 They say it's very cosmetic. 172 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:58,200 I come here for my skin. How about you? 173 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,000 I come here for your skin, too. 174 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,920 Yeah, I'll be there in a minute. But, Mr. Roper, she's waiting for you. I'm 175 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:09,920 coming, I'm coming. 176 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:12,580 You can play with my duck if you want. 177 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,620 Um, didn't you forget something? 178 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,160 What? 179 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,280 Your dog. 180 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,880 Oh, yeah, I did tie her up here. You saw me. 181 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:32,140 Mr. Roper? Wait just a second. Here, Muffin. 182 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:34,160 Muffin. But, Mr. Roper. 183 00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:37,730 Kid. Just a second, please. I've got to find Muffin. Muffin, Muffin. I saw a dog 184 00:10:37,730 --> 00:10:38,850 just like her running that way. 185 00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:42,050 You what? I saw a dog just like her. I heard you. I heard you. 186 00:10:42,970 --> 00:10:46,450 I don't want to tell Mrs. Roper. No, no, no. Don't tell her. Why not? 187 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:47,710 Because she's too young to die. 188 00:11:09,450 --> 00:11:10,450 Me over here. 189 00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:13,810 Cooper, what are you doing on my lawn? You're getting my feet wet. 190 00:11:14,610 --> 00:11:18,610 I'm sorry. 191 00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:21,170 Cooper, 192 00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:24,630 what do you want? 193 00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:27,770 I want to borrow your car. 194 00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:28,990 Oh, you want to borrow my car? 195 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,250 Well, let me think about that. 196 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,970 Come on, Brooks, I'm serious. So am I. Why don't you borrow your own car? 197 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,100 Because my keys are inside. I don't want Helen to see me. I wish you'd give the 198 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,100 rest of us the same consideration. 199 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,160 And I want you to do something about your dog. 200 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:47,100 I'm trying to. That's why I want to borrow your car. 201 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,400 I don't mean teach it to drive. 202 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:50,520 Very funny. 203 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:12,560 It's me. It's me, dear. 204 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:13,700 Just me and Muffin. 205 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:18,080 Well, your lunch is ruined. Where have you been all this time? 206 00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:20,320 Just take Muffin for a little walk. That's all, dear. 207 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:22,460 And Muffin was enjoying it, too. 208 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:24,700 Weren't you, Muffin? 209 00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:30,640 He says he enjoyed it. 210 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,760 Where are you going? 211 00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:36,800 Muffin just had to go out again. 212 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,980 Don't wee -wee on the flowers. 213 00:12:51,790 --> 00:12:53,330 Here I am, poopsie whoopsie. 214 00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:57,490 Oh, Stanley. 215 00:12:58,630 --> 00:13:01,970 Stanley, you're all hot and perspiring. 216 00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:05,110 Oh, what's come over you? 217 00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:06,970 I don't know. It must be those long walks. 218 00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:09,210 They make me hungry for love. 219 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:11,150 Oh, Stanley. 220 00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:14,730 And all these years you never walked. 221 00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:17,150 Come on. 222 00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:19,970 Wait, wait. I got a great idea. 223 00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:23,400 What? Why don't you get a tall... chilled bottle of wine for us to take 224 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,200 with us. That sounds romantic. 225 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,480 You want a what? 226 00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:06,560 Sir, this is a pet shop, not a zoo. 227 00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:10,780 Hi. 228 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:11,980 Remember me? 229 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,320 Mark Spitz. 230 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,160 Stanley Roper. I bought a dog here. How can I forget? 231 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,280 And not too many people try to buy a puppy on the installment plan. 232 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:25,100 Well, I need another one. You use them a faff, don't you? 233 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,860 I need one about... Ah, he's just what I want. 234 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,580 Wait a minute. That's it. 235 00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:31,890 That's the dog I want. 236 00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:32,909 That's mine. 237 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:34,350 Wait a minute. You don't understand. 238 00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:35,570 I need my dog. 239 00:14:36,370 --> 00:14:37,370 Customers, customers, please. 240 00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:39,310 If you break him, you're going to have to pay for him. 241 00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:44,230 Now, I am afraid that this lady picked him out first. 242 00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:45,670 Thank you. 243 00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:49,570 But you don't understand. It's a matter of life and death. 244 00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:51,370 Life and death? 245 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,910 Yeah. You see, my wife is very sick. 246 00:14:55,330 --> 00:14:56,850 And she needs this dog. 247 00:14:57,210 --> 00:14:59,850 Yes, but I thought... Yeah, but see, she had a dog just like this before. 248 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:05,000 Before she... But wouldn't another puppy do just as well? 249 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,920 Wouldn't you want her last weeks to be happy ones? 250 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,240 Last weeks? 251 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,160 Oh, of course I do. Well... Oh, here. 252 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,120 Thank you very much. How much do you want tonight? 253 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:17,740 Are you buying or leasing? 254 00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:24,140 Helen? 255 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,400 Helen, it's me, Muffin. 256 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:40,640 Stay. 257 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,620 Ellen? Where are you? 258 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,480 Never mind where I am. 259 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:50,820 Where were you? 260 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 It was an emergency. 261 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,139 Muffin had to go. 262 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:54,760 For an hour and a half? 263 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,780 It took time for us to find some grass that felt like our carpet. 264 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:00,780 Don't you want to see her? She's in there. 265 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,060 Look how good she looks. 266 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:03,760 What do you think? 267 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,280 I think I'm looking at an empty box. 268 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,680 What? 269 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,400 She was in here a second ago. 270 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,040 Muffin. 271 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,740 Muffin, here, Muffin. Muffin. Muffin. 272 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:18,040 Oh, I got him, I got him. Here, Muffin. 273 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,340 Good dog. 274 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:28,480 Oh, she's such a smart little puppy. Yeah, she was always smart. 275 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:32,280 Wait a minute. 276 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:33,660 What? 277 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,560 She looks different. 278 00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:38,220 Different? 279 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:43,360 Well, she's older. That's all. No, no, no, no. She doesn't look older, Stanley. 280 00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:46,500 She looks bigger. 281 00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:48,260 Bigger? 282 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,560 Well, dogs swell up in the rain. 283 00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:55,200 It didn't rain today, Stanley. 284 00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:57,540 That's true. That's true. But it will. 285 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,280 A swollen dog is the surest sign of rain. 286 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,579 I didn't know that. Yeah, I heard that on Wild Kingdom. 287 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,560 must be true. 288 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:11,819 There's just one other thing. 289 00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:13,079 What's that? 290 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:17,880 When you took Muffin out, she was a girl. Now she's a boy. 291 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,359 Leave it to you to notice something like that. 292 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:36,020 Stanley, this isn't Muffin. It is so, Muffin. Didn't you see how she came when 293 00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:37,020 called her? 294 00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:43,810 You deserve the truth. I'm going to give you the truth. 295 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:48,550 I'm waiting. 296 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,830 See, what happened was, I was walking down the street with Muffin, see? 297 00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:57,190 And this big van pulls up next to me. 298 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,990 And two big thugs get out and grab Muffin. Oh. 299 00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:04,350 You know how fast those dog nappers are? 300 00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:05,930 You lost her. 301 00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:08,410 Yeah, but I got you another one. 302 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:13,720 Why, they look alike, don't they? 303 00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:19,000 Oh, Stanley, you don't love me or Muffin. It's not true. 304 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,180 I love Muffin very much. 305 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:27,800 Why did you care so little about something that meant so much to me? 306 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:32,700 I did care, Helen. I did care. What I did was I looked everywhere for Muffin. 307 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:36,500 Everywhere, and I couldn't find her. So I did the next best thing. I got you 308 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,500 another dog. 309 00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:39,640 I thought that would be what you'd want. 310 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,800 Come on, Helen. 311 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:43,960 Don't be angry with me. 312 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:46,880 Oh, Stanley. 313 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:55,840 I just... I just wish you'd told me the truth about losing Muffin, that's all. 314 00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:19,840 What a smart dog, escaping from the crook like that. 315 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:22,760 Was that lady in the hot tub a crook? 316 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:31,380 Lady in the hot tub. Very good, very good, David, the way you found Muffin. 317 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:35,420 good. What lady, Stanley? There's no time for that. David, I'm going to give 318 00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:36,039 a reward. 319 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,880 You mean the money from my piggy bank? 320 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,300 Money? 321 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,340 How would you like a nice little dog of your own? 322 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,350 I can't. My daddy says I have to. I have a toy dog. 323 00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:49,830 Oh. Well, I think it's time you had a real dog. 324 00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:51,430 Oh, boy, can I? 325 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:54,730 Sure. But what happens if Daddy says no? 326 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:57,610 Well, I'll ask him how he'd like to have a toy wife. 327 00:20:01,010 --> 00:20:03,770 Just don't ask Stanley that question. 328 00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:08,230 David? Thought I heard your voices. 329 00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:12,150 Jeffrey, there's something I want to tell you. Good, but first, there's 330 00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:13,590 something I have to say to David. 331 00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:15,190 Little fella? 332 00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:16,370 I've come to a big decision. 333 00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:21,230 Children need responsibility, and you should have a dog. 334 00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:23,690 Ta -da! 335 00:20:25,730 --> 00:20:30,090 Oh, boy, can I keep him? Why, why, sure you can, son. 336 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:33,150 Wow, now I've got two dogs. That's right. 337 00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:40,650 And... Jeffrey, you're so sweet. 338 00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:42,630 Oh, please, please, not in front of them. 339 00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:46,500 Look at that face. 340 00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:20,650 Yeah, well, it was okay. I mean, Stanley was glad to get his money back. 341 00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:24,510 And it'll be so nice for Muffin to have a little playmate. 342 00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:28,510 Well, I hope it won't be a problem, you know, having a boy dog live next door to 343 00:21:28,510 --> 00:21:29,510 a girl dog. 344 00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:32,010 Maybe we should have our puppy altered. 345 00:21:33,090 --> 00:21:37,030 Oh, well, I... Oh, where you been, Stanley? 346 00:21:37,650 --> 00:21:39,670 I was teaching David's puppy some tricks. 347 00:21:40,010 --> 00:21:41,290 Oh, that's nice. 348 00:21:41,690 --> 00:21:43,510 Yeah, I taught him all the tricks I know. 349 00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:51,170 In that case you won't have to get the puppy fixed. 350 00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:26,470 The Ropers was videotaped in front of a studio audience. 351 00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:35,470 Jack believes he's going to be a father. 352 00:22:35,970 --> 00:22:38,890 Three's A Crowd is next on Deja View. 24901