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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:07,700 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:11,880 No, no, no, no, no, no. 3 00:01:09,619 --> 00:01:11,020 Stanley? 4 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,420 you know what month this is? 5 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:25,520 September. 6 00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:27,020 That's right. 7 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:30,360 And do you remember what you promised me last spring? 8 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:35,920 Put hell in my back. 9 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:40,060 I'm not talking about that. 10 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:42,380 You promised me a vacation. 11 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:47,800 You know, my sister Ethel's husband took her on a vacation to Japan. 12 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,240 Yeah, but he left her there. 13 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:56,660 such a good time, he let her stay an extra week. 14 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,820 You'd never do that. 15 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,280 You kidding? 16 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,000 I'll let your sister stay there forever. 17 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:06,820 Look, Stanley, are we gonna go on a vacation or not? 18 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,360 I mean, don't you think you'd get any fun out of it? 19 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:13,440 The only people who get anything out of a vacation are taxi drivers, room 20 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:17,680 clerks, or waiters. They all got their hands out. When they put out their 21 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:19,020 all you do is shake them. 22 00:02:21,020 --> 00:02:22,300 And they're rude all the time. 23 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:26,250 You spend all your time getting insulted, listening to excuses, and 24 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:27,750 disappointed. Is that what you want? 25 00:02:28,130 --> 00:02:29,130 That's what I got. 26 00:02:32,170 --> 00:02:36,850 Stanley, don't you want more out of life than just... just this? 27 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:39,830 Yeah, I want more dominoes. Why? 28 00:02:40,390 --> 00:02:42,390 Because I want to see how high I can build this tower. 29 00:02:43,410 --> 00:02:45,650 Wouldn't it be great if I could get in the Guinness Book of Records? 30 00:02:45,910 --> 00:02:46,910 You can. 31 00:02:51,470 --> 00:02:56,930 evidence they need I'm warning you if you don't 32 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:24,600 I'm too nice. 33 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,980 My wife doesn't deserve me. That's not what my daddy said. 34 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,360 What? He said you and Mrs. Roper deserve each other. 35 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:37,640 Boy, I'm really in the doghouse. 36 00:03:37,980 --> 00:03:39,060 I did not have a dog. 37 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:40,079 We don't. 38 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,100 Why do you have a doghouse? 39 00:03:41,460 --> 00:03:43,640 We don't have a doghouse. Then how can you be in it? 40 00:03:44,740 --> 00:03:47,220 Are you my friend? Yes. Well, then shut up and let me ask a question. 41 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:53,180 Tell me, what does your daddy do when he wants to make your mommy feel better? 42 00:03:53,530 --> 00:03:57,290 Oh, once he gave her a surprise party, and that made her very happy. It did? 43 00:03:57,490 --> 00:04:00,590 It made my daddy happy, too. He doesn't have to sleep on the sofa anymore. 44 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:03,550 Surprise party? 45 00:04:03,650 --> 00:04:06,170 Helen would like that. It'd be cheaper than taking her on a vacation. 46 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:08,070 It'd be a lot of hard work, though. 47 00:04:09,230 --> 00:04:16,029 Unless I... Unless I could... If this doesn't work, kid, you're really in big 48 00:04:16,029 --> 00:04:17,029 trouble. 49 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:30,260 the expert. 50 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,380 Ask me what? How do they look? 51 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:35,820 Fantastic. 52 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:37,760 They're not too wrinkled? 53 00:04:40,340 --> 00:04:43,620 Maybe if Janet runs an iron over them? 54 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,200 What? 55 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:48,500 Mr. Roper! 56 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:52,340 Roper? What does he want? Is he still complaining about the noise? 57 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:43,570 and I'll teach you. 58 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:45,550 Okay, we'll be over this afternoon. 59 00:05:46,870 --> 00:05:50,570 Now, make sure that Mrs. Roper isn't around. We don't want to bump into her 60 00:05:50,570 --> 00:05:53,150 surprise before we surprise her with a surprise at the surprise party. 61 00:05:54,670 --> 00:05:56,290 Okay. See you later. 62 00:05:57,510 --> 00:05:59,390 Chrissy, I was gonna go jogging this afternoon. 63 00:05:59,770 --> 00:06:00,990 Oh, you could jog up to the Ropers. 64 00:06:01,650 --> 00:06:02,650 That's eight miles. 65 00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:05,170 Does that mean you want me to carry the record player? 66 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:12,410 He's giving a party for Mrs. Roper? Must be a very special occasion. 67 00:06:12,770 --> 00:06:14,570 Yeah, he thought he just wanted to do something nice. 68 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:17,150 It is a very special occasion. 69 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:19,110 He seems really excited. 70 00:06:19,390 --> 00:06:23,830 Oh, that'll make Mrs. Roper really happy. Oh, yeah, she loves parties. I 71 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:25,390 talking about Mr. Roper's being excited. 72 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,370 What do I should take? 73 00:06:28,590 --> 00:06:33,590 The tall brunette and puff pastry or the little blonde in 104 who's playing hard 74 00:06:33,590 --> 00:06:35,610 to get? Well, I don't think you'll have time for that. 75 00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:37,470 You're right. I better take the brunette. 76 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,760 I meant that Mr. Rober wanted to ask you something about the catering. 77 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,140 What's he want to know? 78 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,800 How long it'll take for you to do it. 79 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,460 Who's that on the phone? 80 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:52,900 Just the kids. 81 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:54,660 Wrong number. 82 00:06:54,940 --> 00:06:56,920 Just some kids fooling around. 83 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:58,300 Fooling around? 84 00:06:58,780 --> 00:07:00,920 They really did get the wrong number. 85 00:07:01,940 --> 00:07:03,340 Helen, Helen, I almost forgot. 86 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,140 Look, if you're going to go shopping, you'll probably need some money. 87 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,680 I'm not going to go shopping. 88 00:07:09,340 --> 00:07:12,840 But as long as you're airing out your purse. 89 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,380 See you later, Stanley. 90 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,200 So, what did you do today, David? I watched television. 91 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,740 Television? Well, David, there are many things you can do to spend your time 92 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:30,740 more profitably. 93 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:31,860 And I talked to Mr. 94 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,440 Roper. That's not one of them. 95 00:07:35,630 --> 00:07:38,290 What did he say to you? He told me not to get married. 96 00:07:38,950 --> 00:07:39,950 Married? Why? 97 00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:41,470 Why are you not even engaged? 98 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:51,070 Is he engaged? 99 00:07:52,990 --> 00:07:53,990 I don't think so. 100 00:07:54,230 --> 00:07:56,530 David, I don't want you listening to Mr. Roper. 101 00:07:57,490 --> 00:08:00,870 Can you imagine Roper giving advice about anything, especially marriage? 102 00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:02,870 David, why don't you go outside and play? 103 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:07,070 I sometimes wonder how Mrs. Roper puts up with him. I mean, not that she's any 104 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,750 great bargain, but why does she stay with a man like that? 105 00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:11,250 Maybe she loves him. 106 00:08:11,570 --> 00:08:13,430 He's her dream man. He's a nightmare. 107 00:08:15,690 --> 00:08:19,170 Jeffrey, you can't judge a book by its cover. You can when it comes in a brown 108 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:20,170 paper wrapper. 109 00:08:20,890 --> 00:08:22,210 I mean, look at you, Jeffrey. 110 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:23,690 What about me? 111 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:26,950 People would never guess that you're one of the greatest lovers in the world. 112 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:29,550 Yes. 113 00:08:32,169 --> 00:08:33,169 Yes, you have a point. 114 00:08:34,210 --> 00:08:35,669 After you water the flower bed. 115 00:08:39,010 --> 00:08:40,030 One of the greatest? 116 00:08:40,470 --> 00:08:41,850 You need some fertilizer, too? 117 00:08:46,050 --> 00:08:47,050 Mr. Melford! 118 00:08:47,650 --> 00:08:51,590 Chrissy! Hi! How are you? I brought everything you need. Oh, boy, are we 119 00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:52,349 to have fun. 120 00:08:52,350 --> 00:08:53,470 Good, good. Come on in. 121 00:08:54,510 --> 00:08:55,770 It's all right. I got ready to help. 122 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,200 That cost a bundle, all right. 123 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:05,880 I'll be just fine. 124 00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:08,880 What? Just as soon as I take my pants off. What? 125 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:17,040 They're so sweaty. 126 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:18,520 So am I. 127 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,160 Listen, I really need a shower. 128 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:24,600 Would you mind if I use your washer? I don't know if you'll fit in there. It's 129 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,600 kind of small. 130 00:10:34,890 --> 00:10:35,890 Mr. Roper. 131 00:10:36,410 --> 00:10:42,850 I tell you, Aunt, that has to be a very sick person next door, hugging and 132 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,230 kissing someone like that. 133 00:10:44,550 --> 00:10:48,230 Jeffrey, why are you always finding fault with Mr. Roper? I'm talking about 134 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,230 girl. 135 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:54,350 Calm down, Jeffrey. Calm down? Calm down while he turns Royal Dale into Sodom 136 00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:55,350 and Gomorrah West? 137 00:10:57,470 --> 00:10:58,470 What? 138 00:10:59,030 --> 00:11:00,130 What is that? 139 00:11:00,550 --> 00:11:02,830 It's not Lauren's wealth, that's for sure. No. 140 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:04,530 No, it's... 141 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,580 President of Royaldale Homeowners Association. 142 00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:20,460 Does that mean you're not allowed to dance? 143 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:24,480 Jeffrey, what are you doing? I'm going to go out there and... And what? 144 00:11:25,140 --> 00:11:26,300 Water to the flower bed. 145 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,430 Lord knows what those people next door are doing now. 146 00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:56,830 Well, I haven't heard any music for a long time. 147 00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:58,070 Exactly. 148 00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:01,530 Jeffrey, I'm sure there's a very simple explanation. 149 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,310 Yes, there is. The man's a pervert. 150 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:08,630 Stanley? Holding an orgy in broad daylight. That is so sick. 151 00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:11,990 You're right. Orgy should only be held at night. 152 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:15,650 You won't think it's funny when a property dollar starts falling. 153 00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:20,790 Aha! What is it? Here comes Mrs. Roper. I'm going to tell her what's going on. 154 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,160 you're the property. 155 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:05,740 But he's got women in there. 156 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:08,480 Women? There's nobody in there. 157 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,920 Why don't you take a few days off? I think the pressure's getting to you. 158 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:15,100 But she's making a big mistake. 159 00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:17,520 She sure is. You look cute in your shorts. 160 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:40,849 It's me. 161 00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:41,850 What? 162 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:45,750 I don't want Helen to hear you. 163 00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:48,390 Oh, yeah, right. Janet Crickett told me they just got out in time before she 164 00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:50,970 came back. Yeah, yeah. How are you going to keep her away before you surprise 165 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:51,809 her tonight? 166 00:14:51,810 --> 00:14:54,210 See, that's easy. Every Thursday, she goes out to work on her bust. 167 00:14:54,950 --> 00:14:56,070 She goes out to do that? 168 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,230 She's making a bust of Abraham Lincoln in her art school. Mr. Roper, can I put 169 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:01,089 this down someplace? 170 00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:01,909 Sure you got everything? 171 00:15:01,910 --> 00:15:02,749 Yeah, we got everything. 172 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:03,750 Your pretzels? Oh, more than that. 173 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:07,450 Peanuts? We got Mr. Roper. My arms are a little... Crackers? Crackers are done. 174 00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:10,200 How about cheese? We got the cheese at the kitchen over here, Mr. Roach. No, 175 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,820 can't put it in there. Why not? She's liable to see it. Well, where do you 176 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:13,820 me to pour it? 177 00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:15,840 Where do you want it? In here? 178 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,160 Yeah. Stanley? 179 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,720 Yes? What was that noise? 180 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,180 Just opening a can of beer, sweetheart. 181 00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:28,320 It's up next door. Next door? Yeah, at the Brooks house. He owes me a favor 182 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,880 yesterday. Are they coming to the party? Yeah, yeah. 183 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,280 Stanley! Quick! 184 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,440 Then don't move. No, I think I bet her it was a jar of pickle. 185 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,520 Pickle? Yeah. 186 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,360 I brought him over here so Mrs. Roper wouldn't see him. 187 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,860 She's not allowed to see pickles? 188 00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:05,580 No. 189 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:09,020 No, it's for the surprise party Mr. Roper's throwing for her tonight. He 190 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:09,799 you were invited. 191 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,740 Oh, he must be keeping that as part of the surprise, too. Yeah, uh, can I put 192 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:15,380 this down somewhere? The pickle juice is starting to, uh... Oh, of course. 193 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:16,660 Uh, in the kitchen. 194 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:20,340 Right behind you. 195 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,600 Right here. Oh, finally. 196 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,180 Oh, yeah, Mr. Roper's going all out. He even had Janet and Chrissy teach him how 197 00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:32,019 to disco. 198 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:35,440 Janet and Chrissy? A blonde and a brunette? Yeah, they were over here 199 00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:38,120 And Jeffrey thought Mr. Roper was a swinger. 200 00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,220 Mr. Roper a swinger? 201 00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:44,280 How stupid can you get? Who's this Jeffrey? 202 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,520 My husband. 203 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,320 Listen, you don't happen to have a punch bowl around here, do you? Oh, sure, 204 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:53,340 right up here. Oh, be careful. Oh, don't worry. 205 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,000 Sometimes this thing gets stuck and I have to kind of... 206 00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:58,900 Oh, Anne. 207 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,240 Oh, 208 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,680 Anne. 209 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,220 Jeffrey, I wasn't expecting you home so early. 210 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:12,359 So I see. 211 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,660 Oh, Jeffrey, don't be silly. 212 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,640 He just came over to bring some food. 213 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,220 And with a delivery boy. 214 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:21,280 He's a friend of Mr. 215 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,740 Roper's. I might have known. 216 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:26,339 Jeffrey, will you listen? 217 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,700 I'm sorry, I don't know your name. You don't even know his name. 218 00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:35,620 I'm Jack Tripper. I don't care to know who you are, sir. 219 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,000 He smells of pickles. 220 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:41,100 Listen, I better be going. 221 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,320 You go nowhere, sir. 222 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,720 Jeffrey, there's a very simple explanation. 223 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,599 I fell. 224 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,940 You fell for a delivery boy who smells of pickles. 225 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:52,940 Oh, Ann, Ann. 226 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,740 Well, where have I failed you? 227 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,680 All the dreams we shared. 228 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,100 The home, the home we built together. 229 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:08,480 The family we raised. 230 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,880 Look, Mr. Brooks. Don't raise your hand for me, sir. 231 00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:16,720 I was middleweight champion of my college. 232 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,600 Oh, really? I was karate champion of my naval base. 233 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:35,050 talk this over like sensible, civilized people. 234 00:18:42,570 --> 00:18:47,490 Great music, huh? 235 00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:48,730 Oh, great. 236 00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:52,670 It's all Chrissy's idea. She brought all her equipment with her. She never 237 00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:53,710 leaves home without it. 238 00:19:02,990 --> 00:19:06,430 People are starting to leave already. Shouldn't Mrs. Roper be here by now? Not 239 00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:08,430 yet. She never comes home till 9 o 'clock from her claim. 240 00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:09,950 But it's half past 10. 241 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,010 What? Yeah. 242 00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:13,470 It's never been late before. 243 00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:15,390 I better call the art center. 244 00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:17,310 You don't think anything could have happened? 245 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,670 I wonder what's keeping Mrs. Roper. 246 00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:22,230 Maybe she had some problems with her bus. 247 00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:29,570 She hasn't been there all night. 248 00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:31,190 Oh, my God. 249 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,180 Should have told her about the surprise party. 250 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,600 Well, what could have happened to her? 251 00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:38,740 I'm sure it was nothing I said. 252 00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:42,760 Jeffrey, you didn't. Well, and it was only for her own good. 253 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,560 You told her that Mr. Roper was having an affair with two women? 254 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,060 Mr. Roper! 255 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,200 You told her that? 256 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,340 Oh, dear, I've broken up an unhappy home. 257 00:19:55,620 --> 00:20:00,000 I've lost her now. She'll never come back. Oh, now, now, I don't believe 258 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,100 Mr. Roper. 259 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,180 fooling around. She couldn't take it. I'm the whole world to Helen. 260 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,760 What are we going to do? 261 00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:17,020 Well, maybe we should call the police. 262 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:18,320 Or the hospitals. 263 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,020 Oh, my God. 264 00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:21,660 I'd better call. 265 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,980 Oh, Mrs. Roper, how wonderful. 266 00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:46,630 look worse than I thought. 267 00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:51,350 What happened? I've been worried about you all night. 268 00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:55,130 Yeah, well, I'll tell you... Oh, Jack! Oh, 269 00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:59,490 Jack! What's everybody doing here? It's a party. 270 00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:00,950 A party? 271 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:04,030 And you said you were worried. 272 00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:06,290 What happened, Helen? 273 00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:08,790 I stopped to get gas. 274 00:21:09,190 --> 00:21:10,290 That took all night? 275 00:21:10,590 --> 00:21:13,030 No, but using their restroom did. 276 00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:17,390 night and you complain about me in the bathroom? 277 00:21:18,030 --> 00:21:20,690 I was locked in, Stanley. 278 00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:25,310 The station manager closed up for the night and went home. 279 00:21:27,230 --> 00:21:28,890 And he left you there? 280 00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:33,870 Yeah. I finally managed to open a little small window. 281 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:35,169 Oh, that's good. 282 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,170 No, bad. 283 00:21:36,610 --> 00:21:39,230 I got halfway through and the police arrived. 284 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:45,280 It was a nice party, wasn't it? Oh, I don't mean that. I mean that look of 285 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,500 happiness on your face when I walked in the door. 286 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,520 Oh, I was never so relieved in my life. 287 00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:52,780 Were you really? 288 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,140 Yeah, nobody likes to blow $63 on a party for nothing. 289 00:23:19,210 --> 00:23:20,210 Bye. 20999