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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,580 --> 00:00:09,200 Okay, Mrs. H, are you ready for a healthy breakfast? I got egg white, 2 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:11,100 wheat toast, an assortment of fruit. 3 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,840 You're going to love this. This is really good to lower your cholesterol. 4 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:17,460 Let's all... Action! 5 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,420 You like donuts? Donuts are good. 6 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,220 Mom, I can't go to school. 7 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:37,680 I'm sick. 8 00:00:37,980 --> 00:00:38,980 Oh, honey. 9 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:40,340 Wow. 10 00:00:41,060 --> 00:00:42,060 120. 11 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:44,700 Yeah, that is high. 12 00:00:45,060 --> 00:00:47,300 Wow, that sounds serious. You know, we better double check. 13 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:49,100 Okay, Jake. 14 00:00:49,940 --> 00:00:50,940 Bend over. 15 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:02,840 Hey, guys. 16 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:06,920 Cheyenne still here? You didn't tell her about the internship, did you? No, no, 17 00:01:06,940 --> 00:01:08,180 I was waiting on you and Barbara Jean. 18 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:09,600 Where's Barbara Jean? 19 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:10,700 Oh, don't tell me. 20 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,420 The circus came and recaptured her. 21 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,260 No, she's getting ready for jury duty. 22 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,840 Oh, man, it's too bad Barbara Jean is going to miss the look on Cheyenne's 23 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,860 when you ask her to intern at your office. I think it's going to be like 24 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:28,140 Or this, or this. 25 00:01:31,210 --> 00:01:35,250 Or a combination of the two, and Miss USA wins, like, the award, and she's all 26 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:36,790 happy, and then sad. 27 00:01:40,710 --> 00:01:41,710 Oh, 28 00:01:43,210 --> 00:01:44,210 y 'all, you're shouting. 29 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:45,330 Hi, sweetie. 30 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:50,270 Hi, hottie. What's going on? Tell her, Brock. Well, we all know how important 31 00:01:50,270 --> 00:01:53,370 internship is for dental school, so here's the thing. 32 00:01:53,710 --> 00:01:56,010 How would you like to intern at my office? 33 00:02:00,790 --> 00:02:01,790 Honey? 34 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:06,050 Why am I the only one making this face? 35 00:02:07,610 --> 00:02:09,190 What's the matter, Cheyenne? Aren't you excited? 36 00:02:09,570 --> 00:02:12,470 Well, I'm not sure that I'm going to have time for an internship. 37 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:13,709 Why not? 38 00:02:13,710 --> 00:02:18,350 Well, I've been spending a lot of time volunteering down at the senior center. 39 00:02:18,650 --> 00:02:21,490 Well, what do you think an internship is? I wasn't going to pay you. 40 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:28,470 Yeah, about that. I'm not sure that I want to be a dentist anymore. 41 00:02:29,310 --> 00:02:31,380 What? Wait, wait, I got a face for that. 42 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:38,740 What do you mean you don't want 43 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:39,679 to be a dentist? 44 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:43,480 Well, becoming a dentist just seems like something you do to just make money. 45 00:02:43,860 --> 00:02:46,900 And I kind of think that I might want to help people instead. 46 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,520 Oh, you don't think dentists help people? 47 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:53,080 Guess it's time to show you the gingivitis video again. 48 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:02,510 I have to take my wife to jury duty. 49 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:07,190 And after that, I am going to go to the office, where I will help people fight 50 00:03:07,190 --> 00:03:08,250 deadly gum disease. 51 00:03:08,810 --> 00:03:09,810 And win! 52 00:03:13,350 --> 00:03:19,590 Cheyenne, you're springing a lot on everybody here. What is going on in that 53 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:20,590 pretty head of yours, woman? 54 00:03:20,830 --> 00:03:25,810 Okay, I was on my way home from another boring day at school where I spent hours 55 00:03:25,810 --> 00:03:30,660 studying biology, and I thought to myself, What does that have to do with 56 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:41,020 So I was driving, and this old lady in a walker just darted out in front of me. 57 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:47,200 So I hung up the phone, and I thought to myself, somebody has got to do 58 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,500 something about these old people. 59 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:53,500 I think nature takes care of that, honey. 60 00:03:55,370 --> 00:03:58,710 Okay, look, well, I walked her home to the center, and the whole place was just 61 00:03:58,710 --> 00:03:59,810 crawling with them. 62 00:04:00,710 --> 00:04:06,510 And I looked at their faces, and all of a sudden, I just, I knew that there was 63 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:07,510 something that I could do. 64 00:04:08,090 --> 00:04:12,630 But, honey, giving up on dentistry after all the work that you've put into it 65 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:17,390 seems a little impulsive. Yeah, what happened to our 10 -year plan where we 66 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,370 and save enough money to afford our own place? 67 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:22,830 10 -year? 68 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:29,680 about money van look after we help those people who are in the hurricane i 69 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:35,020 realized why people do it it felt really good i think that maybe this is what 70 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:41,980 i'm meant to do wow sounds like you really mean it did you 71 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:46,720 just cough baloney yeah i might have caught something when you were off 72 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:51,780 our lives i'm her husband and you do not make decisions like this alone 73 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:58,290 and storm off. Well, you know I'm not storming off. 74 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:02,490 I'm going to stand my ground and forbid you from making this knuckle -headed 75 00:05:02,490 --> 00:05:03,910 decision to help old people. 76 00:05:04,190 --> 00:05:05,190 Fine, Van. 77 00:05:05,370 --> 00:05:09,450 Well, I have important work to do, so I'm storming off. Oh, yeah? Well, you 78 00:05:09,450 --> 00:05:11,010 storm off like a girl. 79 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:18,630 What are you doing? Trying to save our future. 80 00:05:19,190 --> 00:05:22,690 Well, you're going about it all wrong. What she's doing is crazy. We need to 81 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:23,549 stop her. 82 00:05:23,550 --> 00:05:26,430 Which is why we're going to go down to the center and see what she's up to. 83 00:05:26,790 --> 00:05:30,610 Either what she's doing is a really good thing or it's silly and pointless. 84 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,490 Then we'll calmly talk her out of it. All right, fine. 85 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:38,090 But don't expect me to be all miss you a day. No, it's not going to happen. 86 00:06:14,940 --> 00:06:17,060 Thanks for walking me to my jury service, honey. 87 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:21,120 Yeah, well, if you wind up getting sequestered, I just want the guys here 88 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:22,120 know that you're taken. 89 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,660 I love it that you're so jealous. 90 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:28,780 Wouldn't it be great if some guy looked at me and then you beat him with a chair 91 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:29,980 and then I was on your jury? 92 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:35,880 Yeah, that'd be great. Listen, Barbara Jean... Uh -uh -uh. 93 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,880 Call me by my number. 94 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:40,340 Barbara Jean, I'm not going to... Not hearing you. 95 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:48,000 Okay, juror number 1536. Listen, during selection, it's important that you say 96 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,940 the right thing to get out of being put on a jury. 97 00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:51,440 But I want to serve. 98 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,840 Come on, Barbara Jean. The guy's on trial for stealing a garden gnome. 99 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:57,360 You're not supposed to know that. Now, shoo. 100 00:06:57,660 --> 00:06:58,660 Who's going to prison? 101 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:01,040 Excuse me. 102 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,180 Thank you all for coming. 103 00:07:04,420 --> 00:07:05,660 This is so exciting. 104 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:07,300 I hope I get picked. 105 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:08,920 I wore my lucky bra. 106 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:12,780 Juror number 1322. 107 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:14,740 Did you say 1536? 108 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:16,280 No. 109 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,340 Juror number... 1536? 110 00:07:20,860 --> 00:07:21,880 Let me say it. 111 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:27,460 Juror number 1242. 112 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,340 Oh, I hate my stupid number. 113 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,660 What number you got? Juror number 1289. 114 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,099 Oh, that's your number. 115 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:36,220 Switch with me. Come on. 116 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:39,540 1289, that's me, that's me. 117 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:41,760 I thought you were 1536. 118 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,400 No, this loser's 1536. 119 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:58,680 If anybody asks why we're here, we're signing you up for a ceramics class. 120 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:04,520 What? 121 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,820 We're signing you up for ceramics class, Grandma. 122 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:10,920 Man, 123 00:08:11,460 --> 00:08:13,180 we don't have to sneak in here. 124 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,660 Cheyenne's expecting us. 125 00:08:15,380 --> 00:08:16,380 Hey, guys. 126 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:18,980 Thanks for calling. 127 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:23,340 Man, I can't wait to see what would make someone give up the dental dream. 128 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:27,470 Oh, Brock, get off your high horse. You're just a glorified toothbrush. 129 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:32,010 Man, I hate places like this. 130 00:08:32,650 --> 00:08:34,330 Reminds me how one day I'll be old. 131 00:08:34,690 --> 00:08:35,690 One day? 132 00:08:38,570 --> 00:08:42,690 Ha ha, you're gonna be old one day too, Van. Let's see who's laughing then. 133 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,049 Well, it won't be you, because you'll be dead. 134 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:46,670 Come on, guys. 135 00:08:48,030 --> 00:08:49,150 Let's knock it off. 136 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,130 Oh. 137 00:08:52,630 --> 00:08:54,070 As I live and breathe. 138 00:08:55,580 --> 00:08:56,580 Aerosmith! 139 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:01,940 Hi, 140 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:07,260 can I help you? Oh, yes. We're here to see Cheyenne, my daughter. She says 141 00:09:07,260 --> 00:09:09,720 been volunteering here. Oh, you're here to take her home. 142 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:11,720 Oh, no, no, no. 143 00:09:12,060 --> 00:09:13,060 No, no, no. 144 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,820 No, we're just, we just come down to see what she's up to. Oh. 145 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,520 And then you'll take her home? Oh. 146 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:22,880 Oh, hey, guys. I'm so glad you're here. 147 00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:27,020 Yeah, we're so excited. We're here to be supportive and not push you in any one 148 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:28,020 direction. 149 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,120 Okay, 150 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:31,960 you guys, I've got to show you some of the work that I've been doing. You are 151 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,100 going to be so proud. 152 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,240 I'm sure we will, honey. 153 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:38,920 Look, we need to keep an open mind. There's a very good possibility that 154 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,400 can be doing something very meaningful with her life here. 155 00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:43,800 Lawrence, Ida, ladies. 156 00:09:57,290 --> 00:09:58,290 Now will you take her home? 157 00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:12,190 Lovely, lovely. 158 00:10:13,370 --> 00:10:15,030 See, Florence Fleming. 159 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:20,510 Oh, and Ida, that lipstick is really going to show off your teeth once you 160 00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:21,510 them in. 161 00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:26,690 Van, Van, check it out. 162 00:10:27,230 --> 00:10:29,730 That nice old lady's got work in it on her butt. 163 00:10:33,270 --> 00:10:35,470 You don't think she's got a thong under there, do you? 164 00:10:40,610 --> 00:10:44,950 Cheyenne has been giving them makeovers from top to saggy bottom. 165 00:10:46,910 --> 00:10:48,250 Do the ladies like this? 166 00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:51,470 Oh, yeah, they like it, and the men like it, and I hate it. 167 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:56,080 Two weeks ago, someone would yell, bingo, and they'd all have tea and take 168 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,280 and I had the afternoon off. 169 00:10:57,540 --> 00:11:00,820 And now Cheyenne gets them all dolled up, and it's like Granny's gone wild 170 00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:01,820 around here. 171 00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:04,180 Excuse me one second. Dickie, no! 172 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,660 No, Dickie, no! 173 00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:07,920 No, Dickie. 174 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,320 You turn. 175 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:10,760 No, Dickie. 176 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,460 So, what do you think? 177 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,720 Yeah, Reba, what do we think? 178 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:24,120 Well, we think that it's... That's so great. You should have seen them before 179 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,039 got here. 180 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,700 I really feel like I found my calling. I don't know how to describe the feeling 181 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:29,920 other than it's just... It's stupid. 182 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,660 It's the dumbest thing ever. 183 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:39,000 No, wait, I take that back. You giving up dentistry to do this is the dumbest 184 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000 thing ever. 185 00:11:52,270 --> 00:11:54,930 going to be giving a seminar on waterproof mascara. 186 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:56,410 Meet me in the sunroom. 187 00:12:08,090 --> 00:12:12,850 And then we moved to Lubbock, which was tough on my family, but it didn't matter 188 00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:17,330 because I still made the volleyball team, and we went 11 -0, which is how I 189 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:18,810 the nickname White Thunder. 190 00:12:19,579 --> 00:12:24,200 So, in answer to the question, have you ever been accused of committing a crime, 191 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,800 the answer would be no. 192 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,160 Yes. 193 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:33,100 Although, I was accused of stealing the show in the school play. 194 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:34,900 I would tell you. Ms. Hart. 195 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:42,040 If you're trying to get out of your jury duty by being annoying, it's not going 196 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:42,759 to work. 197 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,140 But that's not what I'm trying to do. 198 00:12:44,780 --> 00:12:47,960 Your Honor, I want nothing more than to serve on this jury. 199 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:54,240 I am a huge John Grisham fan, and I've seen every episode of Law & Order, and 200 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,240 favorite part is the order. 201 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:58,680 Okay. 202 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:04,220 Now I would like to ask a question to any other juror. 203 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:08,680 Request a sidebar. What? Your Honor, you said if we had anything personal to 204 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:14,960 discuss, we could request a sidebar? Oh, no, no, no. Oh, now I regret saying 205 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,020 that. I regret my whole career choice. 206 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,640 Approach the bench. 207 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:29,860 What? 208 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:37,480 Nothing. I just always wanted to be involved in a sidebar. 209 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:39,840 Miss Hart. 210 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Uh -uh -uh. 211 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,720 Call me by my number. 212 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,860 Remember what I told you earlier about being annoying would not get you 213 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:50,720 dismissed from service? Yes. I'm changing my mind. 214 00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:54,860 What? No, you can't do that. I thought justice was blind. 215 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,320 Yeah, but unfortunately it's not death. 216 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,260 You win. You are dismissed from service. 217 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,700 But I don't want to go. 218 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,260 Bailiff Ron. 219 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:07,180 You better watch it, mister. 220 00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:11,920 You know what? This jury will be nothing without me. 221 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:18,720 My boob just popped out of my lucky bra. 222 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:29,460 Cheyenne hasn't made it back yet? 223 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:33,220 No, she's probably setting up a wet shawl contest by now. 224 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,800 Look, Ben, I know what Cheyenne's doing over there is kind of... Ridiculous. 225 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,600 Laughable. Insane. 226 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:44,920 Yeah. But you have to admit that it'd make those little old ladies pretty 227 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:46,720 Hi, Mom. Hey. 228 00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:48,190 You don't get a high. 229 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,310 Oh, look, Mrs. H. It's Mother Teresa with lip gloss. 230 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:52,590 Aw. 231 00:14:52,970 --> 00:14:56,650 Clever, Van. But just for your information, Mother Teresa knew nothing 232 00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:58,110 makeup. Really? 233 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:00,770 What a loser. 234 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:04,550 Come on, guys. 235 00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:07,930 But Cheyenne, we do have to talk about what you're going to do before you make 236 00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:08,930 any big decisions. 237 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:10,110 Oh, I already made my decision. 238 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:11,430 To do what? 239 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,490 Right working it on old lady's butts? 240 00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:14,770 That's a great idea. 241 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,500 It's a great idea. 242 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,660 You can have a whole series of inspirational butt sayings. 243 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,400 Eventually, I want to be a drug and alcohol counselor. 244 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:27,640 I was only doing it to see if I liked helping people, and I do. 245 00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:30,500 But, Cheyenne, why did you have to pick something so insane? 246 00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:34,600 Man. Wait, I didn't pick it. The ladies did. 247 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:38,540 I was down there talking to them, and they were telling me how long it's been 248 00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:39,540 since they felt pretty. 249 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,100 They asked me to do it. 250 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,980 Oh. But honey, being a drug counselor, you're going to have to have a lot of 251 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:45,980 training for that. No, I know. 252 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:50,880 I know. And if I change my major to social work now, I can still graduate in 253 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:51,799 and a half years. 254 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,040 Do you know that for a fact? 255 00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:55,340 Yes. I already planned it out with my counselor. 256 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,620 Oh, terrific. 257 00:15:57,340 --> 00:16:01,680 You're getting advice from the school counselor. Do you see the cars they 258 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,100 So wait a minute. 259 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,570 You've actually thought this out? Yes, I have. 260 00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:17,990 Well, Van, we may have to face the fact that Cheyenne has changed. 261 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:21,030 Yeah, don't you think I know she's changed? Well, guess what? I liked her 262 00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,810 way she was. Hot and ditzy. 263 00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:27,970 I was never ditzy, Van. 264 00:16:28,270 --> 00:16:29,790 I mean, what does ditzy even mean? 265 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:31,790 Okay. 266 00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:36,330 All right. 267 00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:38,050 Listen to me, both of you. 268 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,220 I'm going to give you the secret to a long marriage. 269 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:42,620 You? 270 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:49,520 Well, forgive me, Mrs. H., but I find that slightly ironic. 271 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:52,480 I thought you might say that. 272 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,380 But I am the person to learn this from. 273 00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:57,940 See, Brock and I had to learn it the hard way. 274 00:16:58,260 --> 00:16:59,260 People change. 275 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,319 They grow. 276 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:05,480 But if the people grow and the marriage doesn't, that's when you sprout a Barb 277 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,480 regime. 278 00:17:13,609 --> 00:17:16,970 It is so cool that the tragedy that is your life can help others. 279 00:17:19,849 --> 00:17:20,849 Right back at you. 280 00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:24,010 Now, I'll leave and let you two talk. 281 00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:30,930 So, you feel better now that you know I actually fought it through? 282 00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,650 No, I feel worse. 283 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:37,090 Where was I during this big process, Cheyenne? When were you going to allow 284 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:37,789 in the loop? 285 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:41,050 Well, I was definitely going to tell you, Van. I just, I wanted to be sure. 286 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,360 Look, I've been going through a lot of changes lately. I know, and these 287 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:49,120 are taking you farther and farther away from me. You talk to everybody about 288 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:52,560 your problems at your meetings. You talk to your school counselor about your 289 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,560 future. 290 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,920 What is there left for you to talk to me about? 291 00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:57,260 Where do I fit in? 292 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,620 Dan, I'm sorry. 293 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,440 But I'm really happy with my decision. 294 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,240 Look, for me, it's about that. 295 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,520 I want to become a better person. 296 00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:14,170 But for me, it's about this. 297 00:18:15,570 --> 00:18:17,430 What if this better person doesn't want me? 298 00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:53,950 I think I soiled myself. 299 00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:57,710 Okay. 300 00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:01,510 Van, it's your 80th birthday today. 301 00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:04,150 You know what you want for a present? 302 00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:09,790 Oh, Van. 303 00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:13,810 Don't you ever want anything else? 304 00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:17,790 You're the one who's got work in it on your butt. 305 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:42,000 today and that means you're old you're an old man and I'm alive to see it 306 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,220 so who's laughing now oh 307 00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:50,560 crap 308 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:56,280 did 309 00:19:56,280 --> 00:20:00,380 you see that father 310 00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:06,610 Miserable old toot got what he deserved. 23139