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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,209 --> 00:00:13,209 Hey, man. 2 00:00:14,490 --> 00:00:17,490 Is Weeba here? I have got big, big news. 3 00:00:18,050 --> 00:00:20,630 Tell me. Oh, I can't. It's too personal. 4 00:00:20,870 --> 00:00:25,970 Too personal? Barbara Jean, you're my stepmother -in -law. Partial grandmother 5 00:00:25,970 --> 00:00:28,930 to my child, the woman that I may one day have to put in a home. 6 00:00:30,190 --> 00:00:32,670 You put me in a home? In a heartbeat. 7 00:00:34,330 --> 00:00:35,790 That is so sweet. 8 00:00:36,540 --> 00:00:37,540 But no. 9 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,100 Oh, great. 10 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:44,480 All right, now, Goot, I don't know how much longer I can hold this in. Fine, no 11 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:47,260 home for you. You can forget about pudding and you can diaper yourself. 12 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:51,620 Okay, Reba, I have got huge news. 13 00:00:52,380 --> 00:00:56,280 Huge. Barbara Jean, I've had a long, bad day. 14 00:00:56,580 --> 00:01:00,040 And the last thing I want to do is sit here and pretend that I'm interested in 15 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,300 anything you have to say. 16 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,480 That's also true on a good day. 17 00:01:04,540 --> 00:01:06,250 I have a crush on my marriage. counselor. 18 00:01:07,270 --> 00:01:08,410 Tell me. 19 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:11,570 Hey! 20 00:01:46,570 --> 00:01:51,030 Barbagine has the hots for her marriage counselor. Shut up. No, you shut up. No, 21 00:01:51,030 --> 00:01:52,830 you shut up. I'm serious. They'll hear us. 22 00:01:55,290 --> 00:01:56,970 Oh, Reba, Dr. 23 00:01:57,170 --> 00:02:03,030 Morgan is so dreamy. And I know he's paid to listen, but the way he hangs on 24 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:05,750 every word, it's like he's doing it for free. 25 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:10,750 Okay, clearly, you've got to stop seeing the man. 26 00:02:11,009 --> 00:02:15,210 Oh, I can't. I already made Brock fire our last two counselors. 27 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:17,600 If I do it again, he's going to ask why. 28 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:21,640 What am I going to say? Oh, I can't look at him without purring. 29 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:29,100 Talk it over with Dr. 30 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:31,860 Morgan. I'm sure he's dealt with this kind of situation before. 31 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,340 Okay. All right, I will. 32 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:34,740 Will you go with me? 33 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,280 No. Reba, please. 34 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:37,880 I can't do this alone. 35 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:39,380 I'm weak. 36 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,660 People only think I'm strong because I'm tall. 37 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,120 I understand. 38 00:02:44,510 --> 00:02:46,610 Just like they all think you're crazy. Because you are. 39 00:02:51,610 --> 00:02:53,830 Hey, Mom, what you doing? 40 00:02:54,070 --> 00:02:57,150 Yeah, is there anything interesting going on? Because there's nothing going 41 00:02:57,150 --> 00:02:58,150 here. No. 42 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:03,130 You can cut the act. I know you guys were listening. 43 00:03:03,330 --> 00:03:06,030 Oh, good. It's so hard for me to convince people I don't know anything. 44 00:03:10,330 --> 00:03:13,130 Mom, you have to go down there with Barbara Jean. 45 00:03:13,470 --> 00:03:15,530 Wow, all she has to do is go talk to the man. 46 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:16,930 Even she can do that. 47 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:17,989 No, no, no. 48 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:22,230 Talking is exactly how you get yourself into trouble. Eventually, you run out of 49 00:03:22,230 --> 00:03:23,410 words and the clothes start flying. 50 00:03:23,650 --> 00:03:27,030 If we had better vocabularies, you wouldn't be a grandma. 51 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:32,630 Nothing is going to happen between them. 52 00:03:32,910 --> 00:03:36,230 Well, maybe not, but what could happen is that Barbara Jean says it the wrong 53 00:03:36,230 --> 00:03:37,710 way and it somehow gets back to Dad. 54 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:41,070 Their marriage is in a fragile place right now. 55 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,780 Everything could be lost if Barbara Jean starts dating. 56 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:52,240 Mom, you've got to go down there with her. 57 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:55,060 Why? When did Barbara Jean become my responsibility? 58 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:57,280 When your husband married her. 59 00:04:01,940 --> 00:04:06,600 Look, Mom, Barbara Jean needs your help, and if you don't go down there with 60 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,640 her, we will. 61 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,280 Yeah, we will. 62 00:04:10,190 --> 00:04:14,030 And I can't promise you if things get heated up, I won't open up a can of 63 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:15,910 -ass on Dr. Delicious. 64 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:24,430 Don't make him open up the can, Mom. 65 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:27,950 Not a good enough reason. 66 00:04:28,630 --> 00:04:29,630 Fine. 67 00:04:30,130 --> 00:04:35,990 But all I know is the better she gets along with Dad, the less she's over 68 00:04:37,890 --> 00:04:39,070 Now that's a good enough reason. 69 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:51,250 weird, isn't it? 70 00:04:51,430 --> 00:04:53,090 Reba, I don't want him to think I'm weird. 71 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:56,650 Barbara Jean, the man deals with crackpots and head cases all day. 72 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,050 He could seem normal anywhere he'd be here. 73 00:05:00,370 --> 00:05:02,010 Oh, thanks, Reba. 74 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:03,690 You always know what to say. 75 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:07,110 Speaking of, what are you going to say to him? 76 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:09,630 I was thinking I'd start with, run for the hills. 77 00:05:12,170 --> 00:05:13,390 I'm not going to say anything. 78 00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:14,890 I'm just long for the ride. 79 00:05:15,150 --> 00:05:16,370 Oh, but you have to. 80 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:21,500 Just seeing him gets me all tongue -tied and giggly. Oh, for the love of grits 81 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:23,600 and gravy, Barbara Jean, you're a grown woman. 82 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,380 Quit acting like a little silly. Yum. 83 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:30,520 I know. 84 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,420 He's like orange chicken for the eyes. 85 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:39,080 Well, hey, Barbara Jean. 86 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:41,940 This is an unexpected pleasure. 87 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:44,040 Oh, for me, too. 88 00:05:46,049 --> 00:05:47,150 Every time's a pleasure. 89 00:05:48,450 --> 00:05:49,950 Well, you know, I don't mean a pleasure. 90 00:05:50,690 --> 00:05:52,490 Pleasure. You know, like a treasure. 91 00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:55,650 I just mean pleasure. 92 00:05:56,910 --> 00:05:59,250 Oh, my gosh. Why can't I stop saying that word? 93 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:06,350 Hi, I'm Reba Hart. I just came along to keep her from babbling. 94 00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:08,230 I've let her down. 95 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,230 Hi, I'm Jack Morgan. 96 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:12,610 It's nice to meet you. 97 00:06:13,550 --> 00:06:14,550 You too. 98 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:16,940 Okay, Reba, you can go now. 99 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,200 What? 100 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:21,460 Two seconds ago, you wanted me to do all the talking. Well, yes. 101 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,860 That was before you started acting like I just introduced you to Davy Jones of 102 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:26,860 the Monkees. 103 00:06:28,860 --> 00:06:31,540 I'm sorry. Is there something going on I should know about? 104 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:32,880 Ask her. 105 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:36,300 Well, 106 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:42,280 it's funny, really. 107 00:06:46,410 --> 00:06:52,590 I just, uh, I, uh, I think, I think you're... Oh, God, you smell good. 108 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:58,990 What she's trying to say is she has a problem because she is attracted to you. 109 00:07:00,390 --> 00:07:01,590 Oh, you do smell good. 110 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:11,070 Okay, no, I see. Barbara Jean, I know you love Brock. 111 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,340 I really do. I'm evil, that's all. 112 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,680 No, you're going through something called transference. That's when 113 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,700 your situation becomes attracted to their therapist. 114 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,840 Even some of the nerdy doctors get it. 115 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:31,980 So, so I'm not bad? 116 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:35,640 You don't want to punish me? 117 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,240 Trust me. No, no, you're a good person. 118 00:07:46,650 --> 00:07:49,590 But since you're still flirting with me, I should probably refer you and Brock 119 00:07:49,590 --> 00:07:53,570 to somebody else. So I'll tell Brock that it's because I've taken on too 120 00:07:54,610 --> 00:08:00,190 Doctor, you are a wonderful, wonderful man. 121 00:08:02,030 --> 00:08:03,030 Oh, God. 122 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,240 She took my gum. 123 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,220 You know, you handle that pretty well. 124 00:08:33,820 --> 00:08:38,620 Oh, thanks. It does happen to therapists quite a bit. I've had patients fall for 125 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:39,620 me before. 126 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 I bet. 127 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:45,800 I mean, yeah, people are weak. I guess I better go. 128 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:49,420 Dr. Morgan, go ahead. No, please, you. 129 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:50,379 Go first. 130 00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:53,700 Well, I was just wondering, since you're not seeing Brock and Barbara Jean 131 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,380 anymore, maybe I could take their spot. 132 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:57,220 Oh, you're married. 133 00:08:57,340 --> 00:08:58,660 No, no, I'm not even seeing anyone. 134 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:01,840 Yet you feel the need for marriage counseling. 135 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:05,479 Silly me. 136 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:09,780 No, I just thought it would be neat for you and I to kind of sit down and chat, 137 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:13,060 either here or in a dimly lit Italian restaurant, either way. 138 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:15,540 Are you asking me out? 139 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,560 Or do you actually want to see me as a patient? 140 00:09:18,890 --> 00:09:20,330 What do you suggest? You're the doctor. 141 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:25,090 Well, if you're asking to see me as a patient, you pay. If you're asking me 142 00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:25,869 I pay. 143 00:09:25,870 --> 00:09:27,230 Oh, good. Let's go with the second. 144 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:40,610 Oh, Cheyenne, there you are. 145 00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:42,770 Hey, I need you to do me some favors. 146 00:09:43,430 --> 00:09:48,030 I need you to switch the laundry, watch Jake tonight, and pick up some milk at 147 00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:48,719 the store. 148 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,980 Why? Because I sold the cow for some magic beans. 149 00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:56,180 No, no, no. I mean about watching Jake. What are you doing tonight? 150 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,080 I have a date. 151 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:00,320 A date? 152 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,560 You don't date. 153 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:05,720 Yes, I do. 154 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:08,020 Theoretically. 155 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:09,920 Who is it? 156 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,500 Is it the butcher with the lazy eye? 157 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,800 No. The delivery guy with the hump? 158 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:21,500 His name is Dr. Morgan, and for your information, he's prettier than me. 159 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:22,740 Dr. Morgan. 160 00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:25,520 Dr. Morgan, where do I know that name from? 161 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:26,740 It'll come to you. 162 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:33,120 Hey, Mrs. H, what's next? Dr. Morgan, she is dating Dad and Barbara Jean's 163 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,120 marriage counselor. 164 00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:35,740 Is that true? 165 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:39,420 Yes. 166 00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:42,540 But in my defense, he's very hot. 167 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,200 Well, does she know? 168 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:47,319 Does who know? 169 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,060 Don't play dumb with me. 170 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,400 I practically invented that. You know who. 171 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,920 Barbara Jean, did you ask her if it's okay? 172 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,139 Why should I? 173 00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:59,620 Barbara Jean didn't get my permission when she dated Brock. 174 00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:03,540 So you're saying you're no better than Barbara Jean? 175 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:12,580 Try not asking her now. 176 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,310 Wish I could trade you kids for some magic beans. 177 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,169 Hey, Brock. 178 00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:32,170 Hey, Reba. 179 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:34,490 What you doing, washing your wig? 180 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,150 Seriously, you and the dog have the same hair. 181 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,310 Oh, hey, Reba. Hey. 182 00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:45,710 Oh, don't. They just look adorable. 183 00:11:47,030 --> 00:11:50,290 My little precious and my big precious. 184 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:56,350 It was then he realized that masculine feeling would never return. 185 00:11:57,990 --> 00:11:59,370 So, Reba, what brings you by? 186 00:11:59,570 --> 00:12:02,170 Well, I just wanted to come by and tell you something. 187 00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:03,510 I have a date. 188 00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:06,030 Oh, way to go, hot stuff. 189 00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:08,110 Is it the butcher with the lazy eye? 190 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:12,770 No. 191 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,040 Oh, Reba, it's not Harry the Hump. 192 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:17,860 It's Dr. Morgan. 193 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,520 Barbara Jean, are you okay? 194 00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:27,060 Yeah, I'm fine. I just lost the feeling in my head there for a second. 195 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:29,900 You know how it does. 196 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,500 So you okay with this? 197 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:35,620 Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah, of course. 198 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:37,620 I'm fine, yeah. 199 00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:41,500 I mean, why would I care that you're going to go out with my man? 200 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,320 You know, our counselor. 201 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:54,620 There is just one tiny little problem, though. 202 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:55,860 Yeah, what's that? 203 00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:57,140 He's gay. 204 00:12:57,220 --> 00:13:01,500 What? Oh, Brock, he's not gay. Of course not. Why would you say something stupid 205 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,620 like that? Oh, please, look at the guy. 206 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:06,680 Stylish haircut, killer smile, tan. 207 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,640 Seems like a guy who's a little too into his appearance. 208 00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:13,220 Oh, great. 209 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,900 Now my hands are all wrinkled from this stupid bath. 210 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,520 So, anyhow, I just wanted to come by and tell you about my date. 211 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,160 Like you don't have a problem with it. 212 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:28,700 Rock, honey, I got a little headache. Could you give me some aspirin? Oh, 213 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:29,760 sure, honey. Okay. 214 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,320 I've got to get some hand cream anyway. 215 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:32,620 Right. 216 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:38,200 Well, so you finally got me, huh? You paid me back. 217 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,560 I took your man, so now you're going to take mine? 218 00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:44,830 I didn't take your man. You already have one. That's all you get. They're not 219 00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:45,830 collectibles. 220 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:49,750 You were never my friend, were you? 221 00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:54,050 You just wanted to keep me close until the day you could deliver your 222 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,050 blow. 223 00:13:56,190 --> 00:13:58,430 Well, congratulations, Peaches. 224 00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,530 You killed something today. 225 00:14:00,810 --> 00:14:03,750 My respect for you. Oh, Barbara. Oh, no, no, no. 226 00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:07,890 You don't get to call me by my first name. No, that is reserved for my friend 227 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,590 and people doing roll call. 228 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,440 Here you go, honey. 229 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,580 Did I miss something? 230 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:22,140 No, no, I was just letting you know how happy I am about her date. 231 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,780 Yeah, we all are. 232 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:27,580 Are you crazy? 233 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,580 You can't go out with Dr. Morgan. 234 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:31,220 Barbara Jean likes him. 235 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,140 You knew? 236 00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:36,380 Well, of course I knew. 237 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,340 My wife is many things. Subtle is not one of them. 238 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:41,850 Then why did you say he was gay? 239 00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:44,330 Oh, I just like to needle her. 240 00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:46,669 Oh, great. 241 00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:49,030 Now I have dog hair all over my favorite sweater. 242 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,550 So you don't have a problem with this? 243 00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:57,650 Please. Barbara Jean loves me. She would never do anything. She has crushes all 244 00:14:57,650 --> 00:14:58,650 the time. 245 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:02,510 Besides, do I look like a guy who would feel threatened by anyone? 246 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:08,670 So if she has a new crush every week, why can't I go out with the guy? 247 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:12,640 It's not about him and Barbara Jean. It's about you and Barbara Jean. 248 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:16,620 Look, if you ask her what quality she admires most in a person, she'll say 249 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:20,880 loyalty. And if you ask her what person has that quality most, she'll say it's 250 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:21,879 Reba. 251 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,420 She looks up to you, and she would be devastated if she thought you betrayed 252 00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:29,420 her. I'm not betraying her. I know. You have every right to do this. I'm just 253 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:31,720 telling you it will really hurt Barbara Jean. 254 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:37,120 As far as she's concerned, she would never, ever go out with a guy that you 255 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,120 liked. 256 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,560 Now. Now! She wouldn't go out with a guy you like now. 257 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,280 Ah, you've got a beautiful house. 258 00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:55,740 Thanks. 259 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:58,240 You want to come in? I'm pretty sure my parents are asleep. 260 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:03,100 Hey. Hey. Looks like your mom waited up. 261 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,820 Sweetheart, what are you doing here? I thought Cheyenne was babysitting. 262 00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:11,610 She wanted me to cover for her and something about a sale at the mall and 263 00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:12,870 I mind making up a story for Mom. 264 00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:15,070 So anyway, she's studying. 265 00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:17,850 Here, this is Dr. Morgan. 266 00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:19,670 Hey, nice to meet you. 267 00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:22,070 Wow. Has Dad seen him? 268 00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:25,410 I used to be his marriage counselor. 269 00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:28,890 Someday I'm going to write a book. 270 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:35,330 Well, that was a great restaurant you picked. Haven't had Chinese in a while. 271 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,490 Ah, well, for some reason I had a... 272 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:38,860 craving for orange chicken. 273 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:45,060 I had a terrific time tonight. 274 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:46,340 Yeah, me too. 275 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,600 Woo! That was just almost one of those kissing moments, wasn't it? 276 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,280 I'm sorry. It was too fast. 277 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,660 No, no, no. No, I should be sorry. 278 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,580 I keep thinking about Barbara Jean. 279 00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:08,960 It's just, she likes me so much. 280 00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:12,099 I like you, too. 281 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,640 Oh, boy, that was good. 282 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,860 That was kind of... Hoping that would stink. 283 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,600 That was mostly just my lower lip. 284 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:49,240 I just can't do this. I can't do this to Barbara Jean. It would hurt her too 285 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,780 much. I mean, people only think she's strong because she's so tall. 286 00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:57,020 I understand. 287 00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:58,380 It's just not fair. 288 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:02,420 I really like you. And I like you, too. And the thing is, it shows what a good 289 00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:04,360 person you are, which makes me like you even more. 290 00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:23,590 Oh, I wish I was bad. 291 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:27,630 Yeah, I do too. 292 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,490 I had a great time tonight. 293 00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:35,310 Don't leave her! 294 00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:40,050 Barbara Jean? 295 00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:42,250 Reba, you can't break up with him. 296 00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:45,750 How long have you been in my kitchen? Well, since we got home from the 297 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,750 restaurant. 298 00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:49,290 I've been following you all night. 299 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,860 You realize that's not normal behavior. 300 00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:54,500 Hey, cowboy, we're not in your office. 301 00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:00,260 Reba, I'm so sorry I doubted our friendship. 302 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:06,140 When I was in there eavesdropping on you, I realized how special our 303 00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:07,220 relationship is. 304 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,780 So take the hunky doctor. 305 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,140 You have my blessing. 306 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,400 Are you sure? 307 00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:19,420 I'm sure. 308 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,460 Well, that's very warped and generous of you, Barbara Jane. 309 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:31,500 And you, if you hurt her, you are going to have me 310 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,740 to deal with. 311 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,230 Well, I got my gun back. 22649