All language subtitles for Reba s04e01 The Accidental Role Model

Now, previously on Reba, what did you
call me?

Reba.

See, now that we're renters, I don't
think it's right for me to be calling

Mrs. H.

Oh, and I'm cutting down on my carbs, so
keep that in mind, okay, Reba?

Barbara Jean said she saw you in bed
with Dad.

What?

Hey, Barbara Jean.

I think we should talk.

Yeah, I think so, too.

But could you give me a minute with Reba
first?

You want me to leave?

Okay, I'll leave.

But make it a good minute, Brock.

Make sure that at the end of that minute
you figured out whatever it is you need

to figure out because I can't keep
living like that.

Brock, go after her.

She thinks that you think you made a
mistake by leaving me and marrying her

everything. Go tell her she was wrong.

I don't think I can do that.

And why the heck not?

Because I do think I made a mistake.

What? I said, I do think I made a
mistake.

Oh, boy.

Yeah.

How long have you felt this way?

I don't know.

I'm not sure what I feel.

You're not sure?

Well, do you feel this?

Ow!

What'd you hit me for?

You think Mary and Barbara Jean was a
mistake and you're not sure?

How can I figure out how I feel if I
can't talk about it? Well, I don't know.

But you can't go around blurting stuff
out and then decide whether or not you

believe it.

That's how you got in trouble with our
wedding vows.

Don't you want to know why I think I
might have made a mistake?

No.

What if I told you you're one of the
reasons?

You know what?

I couldn't care less what your reasons
are. Because whatever your reasons are,

they come from you.

You know what?

I do care and you knew I would.

You're despicable, Brock.

You go around talking about how much
more sensitive you've become and

you do causes chaos.

This is just another example how your
selfishness is tearing everybody else's

lives apart.

So you want to hear?

Are you listening to me?

I do and I don't want to hear. How much
more clear can I be?

Okay, I've changed my mind. I'm not
going to let you two decide my life.

while I'm sitting in the living room
draining the hard candy bowl.

It's okay, Barbara Jean. We're done.

No, we're not. Yes, we are. Oh, no, no,
no, no. You guys don't get to make the

choice. I do. And I've decided I'm
leaving. No, no, no. I'm leaving. I am.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Barbara Jean.

One, two, three, shoot.

Rock beats. air.

I win.

You didn't win. I wasn't playing.

Well, let's play now.

Okay. Paper, covers, rock. Bye.

When will you get back here? You
cheated!

What are you looking at, old lady?

Just walk your dog.

Breathe up!

I'm not sure why I married either one of
them.

With gentle hands and the heart of a
fighter, I'm a

survivor.

I don't get it.

So I called your mom Reba. What is the
big deal? Why did you have to get so

I mean, sure, it's not the greatest name
in the world, but... I mean, it's

better than, say, Mabel or Floyd.

Oh, yeah? Tell that to my Aunt Floyd.

Hey, maybe I could use her middle name.

It's Nell.

Nell? Uh -huh.

Nell. Yeah.

Nelly. Old Neller.

What?

We were trying to have a private
conversation.

Yeah, we're trying to figure out
something important here, Kara, if you

mind. The answer's once.

You only have to lather, rinse, and
repeat once.

Why do you always have to cause trouble?

I know, I'm sorry. It's a real character
flaw.

Yes, it is.

And I wish you told me that three
bottles of shampoo ago.

I guess I'm just a little upset about,
you know, Barbara Jean finding Mom and

Dad in bed together.

So Barbara Jean says, Kira, do not kid
about this, okay?

Don't try and get us to overreact so you
make us look stupid.

Honey, honey, Kira does not have that
power over us. Only we can make

look stupid.

Mom, hey, you're back.

Yeah, how's Mr.

H?

H as in Mr.

I don't want to talk about it.

Come on.

Hey, Ma.

So, uh, you were over talking to Barbara
Jean. How is she?

How is she? How is she?

She's married to Brock. Figure it out.

You know, we were just wondering, Nell.

did you call me i know it's not working
for me either did you

need something mom kira told us about
you and dad all

right all right all right stop it both
of you that did not happen

i can't believe you would think anything
could happen why not

Part two, between him wanting to be a
pro golfer and going to therapy and

hanging around you all the time, Mom,
things have gotten a little weird around

here lately.

Well, that doesn't mean anything's going
on between us.

Good. Right.

What? Yeah.

You and Dad getting back together will
be horrible. In fact, I think it's the

worst thing that could possibly happen.

I'm neutral.

I did want you guys to get back together
originally, but once you got over it,

you were so much happier.

And now there's Barbara Jean, who I've
actually grown to like.

Again, I'm neutral.

Mom, you may think this is just about
you and Dad, but it's not, okay? It

change things for all of us.

I don't want everything to fall apart
again.

We may be from a broken home, but at
least it is still intact.

Clear things up with your father.

Man, she cannot stay away from Mr.

Hart.

Hey, Brock, we need to talk.

Actually, I'm a little busy being
selfish and causing chaos.

I deserve that.

Yeah, no kidding. You know, I was trying
to tell you something important today.

Well, maybe I'm not ready to hear
something important.

Maybe I'm not ready to hear you say that
your marriage was a mistake or that you

still have feelings for me. I didn't say
that.

I said I don't want to hear it.

Look, I've got a nice life going, Brock.

Everything used to be crazy, one fiasco
after the other, and I don't want to go

back to that.

You're going through a lot right now.

You're what my grandma used to call a
little taste in the head.

Ha, ha.

I've been diagnosed as depressed, you
know. Oh, well, just because you're

depressed don't mean you can't have a
sense of humor.

Are you done?

All right.

All right. All I'm saying is, before you
go blurting out anything else, just

remember that Barbara Jean loves you
with all her heart.

There's no accounting for taste, but she
does.

Yeah, well, I love her too, Reba. I'm
just...

I'm going through something.

But don't worry. When Barbara Jean gets
back, we'll sit down and we'll have a

nice long talk.

Good. Now, I'm sure in a day or two,
everything will be the same between you

her.

Lucky for you, the simple are forgiving.

Hey, Jake, what you doing?

Playing a video game.

I'm multitasking.

Well, look, since you're here, let me
ask you something.

Do you think things have been a little
messed up around here lately?

It's not my fault. Van did it.

Did what?

Made a big mess in my room and didn't
clean it up.

Stupid Van.

But that's it?

Nothing with Barbara Jean and your dad?

You mean Mr.

Hot?

Go clean your room.

Hey, Reba. Hey.

I just came over to let you know I'm at
peace.

Good. What's that like?

I feel like I just walked through a
portal and left all my cares and

the other side.

We'll be sure and pick them up on your
way out.

I don't want a lot of cares and concerns
in my front yard.

Well, you're really in a good mood.

I guess you talked to Brock.

Oh, not yet. I think you should.

Oh, I don't need to. I think you might.
I'm kicking him out.

Oh, you.

I'm serious.

I know. I'm just laughing at my life.

So you're really going to kick Brock
out? Oh, yeah.

Bye -bye, Blondie.

to sound judgmental, but you know that's
crazy.

No, Reba.

Spending last summer learning Portuguese
because it was going to be the

universal language of the future was
crazy.

Trying to train bees to eat hamburger
out of my hand was crazy.

Kicking Brock out is a smart move.

Uno movimento experto.

I don't get it. This doesn't sound like
something you'd do. I know.

Reba, I had a revelation.

I was driving around lonely and feeling
sorry for myself when I went by this

church and it hit me.

I wasn't alone in this world.

I know. You're not.

So I asked myself, WWRD, what would Reba
do?

Oh, no, no, no, Barbara Jean.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

That's a bad question.

Well, no, it's not.

You're the woman Brock respects most in
this world, next to Jennifer Garner of

Alias.

No, but, Barbara Jean, I would not kick
Brock out. And if I were in your

position, I would march right over
there, apologize, and make up to my

Oh, no, you wouldn't. Yes, I would. No,
you wouldn't.

Maybe. Reba, you would kick Brock out
until he gets his head on straight, and

then maybe, just maybe, you'd take him
back. Yeah, but I've got anger issues.

Look, Reba, I love my husband, and I
don't want to lose him.

But I'm not going to settle for he might
want me.

I'm not going to take whatever he
decides to give me.

I deserve better than that.

Yeah, you do, Barbara Jean.

Thank you.

See?

I do know you.

I'm in your head.

You know what you're going to do next,
don't you?

Ask you to leave so I can go lie down?

No. You're going to give me a hug.

No. Come on.

It was then they realized that neither
one of them needed a man.

You guys, guess what?

I'm kicking Brock out.

Barbara Jean?

Well, they're going to find out
eventually. Yeah, but they should know

Brock does.

See?

I knew you'd say that.

kicking him out, is she? I don't know.

She could.

I mean, you know how the old saying
goes.

If you love something, set it free.

Or cripple it so it can't get away.

Knock, knock!

Hey, Kira, you're doing the dishes.

Hey, Van, you're bothering me.

No, it's just... You're doing a chore.

Never thought of you as the type that
helps.

You doing this whole cleaning up thingy
because of all the tension around here?

No, I just want to soak in this
detergent so my hands will be youthful

Oh, Kira.

Sweet, sweet, vulnerable Kira.

Clean dishes won't keep Daddy at home.

What is wrong with you?

Specific to this moment.

Are you saying there's no tension around
here? Barbara Jean didn't just come

back here and kick Dad out? What?

Yeah, she was just over at Reba Nell's.

She was screaming and throwing stuff,
swearing she was going to set him free

cripple him.

Really? Oh, yeah.

It was pretty dramatic.

Well, I haven't seen Barbara Jean in a
couple hours. Do you think that's a good

sign? I don't know. Maybe it is.

Maybe she just needed some time to think
about it. She'll come back here when

she feels better, and Dad will never
have to find out.

Find out what? What?

Ben, should I answer what happened?

Did she do it? Did she do what?

Something is obviously going on, but
they won't tell me what it is.

Brock, I don't think I should be the one
to tell you. Because it's big, man.

It is big.

Reba, if it's big, and it involves who I
think it might, you know, a little

advance warning might help me to
prepare.

Oh, boy.

Reba, please.

Okay, fine, I'll tell you. But one of
these days, I'm going to get remarried.

I'm going to stick you in these
situations.

Okay.

Reba.

Barbara Jean came over earlier, and she
said...

She's going to ask you to leave.

What? Yeah.

Why would she say that?

That doesn't sound like her. That sounds
like you.

I know it! I can't help it. She's in my
head!

All right, let's just hold on a second
here. I mean, did you ever stop and

that maybe she was just trying to
impress you?

Maybe this is just the kick in the pants
that we need to start addressing our

issues. There you go. Yeah, Barbara Jean
just needs to know that I still want to

work on our marriage. Everything else
will take care of itself from there.

Dad, Barbara Jean's at home. She says
she wants to see you.

She does?

Oh.

Well, that's great.

You know what?

This feeling has gone on long enough.

Did y 'all get all that?

Yep.

And you know what? I think Dad's right.
He's gonna go over there and talk to her

and everything's gonna be okay.

Yeah, I mean, who wouldn't want to be
married to Mr. H?

Oh, yeah.

My bad.

It was great.

Yeah. Yeah, we sat down, had a long
heart -to -heart, and then she kicked me

out.

Well, you're a strong man.

You'll get through this.

You did with me.

I'm sorry.

You okay?

Well, I will be.

Come on in.

I'll get a couple of beers.

Thanks, Reba.

They're for me.

You can't drink?

You're going to have to drive to a cheap
motel.

I still don't know why I married either
one of them.

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