All language subtitles for Reba s03e10 Regarding Henry

Hey, Mom. Hey.

You look great. Can't talk. You haven't
seen me.

Hey there, Kira.

You forgot your lunch.

Again?

Oh, look. All pink and sparkly, just
like Kira.

Mom, Kira, now you take that lunch box.

And whatever you do, don't you lose it.

And if you do, pick up another one on
the way home.

Oh. Okie dokie, Smokey. Oh, my gosh.

You just said okie dokie, Smokey.

That's my favorite catchphrase. Oh, that
is needle -rific.

Yes, I did. I spoke like you.

Remember me?

Hey. Hey, you guys want some waffles?
Waffles?

Never had waffles three days before a
big game, and I'm not about to start

You can't mess with the mojo.

How about you, Cheyenne?

Once again, see, no.

Neither one of us can have waffles until
Saturday.

This can never change.

You can't be serious. Oh, he is.

Let me tell you something. Nothing makes
you want to have a waffle more than

someone telling you you can't.

It's like the forbidden waffle.

Hey, I know it sounds silly, but as far
as I'm concerned, my superstitions are a

big part of my success.

Like it has nothing to do with your
ability?

Surprisingly little.

Here we go!

He is so nervous about the football
game.

It's his first college third.

I know how he feels.

It's like me on the high school debate
team.

A kid told me to shut up, and I froze.

Well, not a kid, a judge.

A kid and a judge.

And some parents.

Well, I'm nervous, too. I mean, there's
three huge outlet malls in Dallas, and

it looks like I'm only going to have
time to hit two of them.

Good luck to you in this very trying
time.

Thank you.

Well, don't worry about anything on this
end.

Elizabeth is going to be very happy.

Can't sleep over it.

Barbara Jean's House of... Something
Snappy.

I'm still working on the title.

Wait a minute. Camp what? Camp Sleepover
at Step -Grandma Barbara... Say what?

You keep working on the name, and I'll
keep Elizabeth here.

Mom, before you freak out, we thought
it'd be fun for Elizabeth to spend the

weekend with Henry. You're right.

She should spend time with Henry.

Have Barbara Jean drop him off.

Mom, we already told Barbara Jean that
she could take care of her. Well, then

tell her you didn't tell her. How hard
is it to confuse her?

Look at how small my head is.

Kids love that stuff, okay?

Well, Reva, looks like you got all these
extra waffles and just me to eat them.

Perfect. You know what?

I love to have my breakfast out on the
patio.

eating outside.

It'll be just like a picnic.

You know, Brock and I used to go on
those all the time.

Of course, that was when we were keeping
our love secret.

If squirrels could talk.

Apparently, nuts can.

With gentle hands and the heart of a
fighter, I'm a

survivor.

Here you go, Van. No, no, no, Mr. H.

You rolled my socks into a ball.

Fold and tuck.

Fold and tuck bring you luck.

Now I have to go have a grape soda so it
doesn't rain.

Cheyenne, you have to put the ice in the
glass.

Hey, make sure it's not crushed ice.
That might make it snow.

What do you think?

It's my picture.

Gee, I was hoping you'd swallowed your
head.

I'm wearing mine under my shirt.

Someone might want to steal it.

They're not only cute and 100 % cotton,
they're also practical.

This way, if Elizabeth and I get
separated at the mall, security will

she belongs to.

Why would you get separated?

Oh, I know it's unlikely it will ever
happen, but once bitten, twice shy.

Okay, Barbecue, why don't you go grab
Elizabeth? Okay. Wait, what? Wait, wait

minute.

You lost Elizabeth at the mall?

No. Oh, good.

I lost Henry.

It was about a month ago. I just turned
around and he was gone.

Poof! Oh, I'll tell you what, that was
the longest seven minutes of my life.

Anyway, camp time!

Does Van and Cheyenne know about this?
Okay, look, before you overreact, it's

not as bad as it sounds. He wasn't
really lost.

He was in the pants rack, two feet away,
hiding from her.

I've hidden from her once. I climbed a
tree, ran into the mailman.

So you can see the humor in the
situation.

It's kind of funny, huh? Oh, yeah.

You're going to make a big deal out of
this, aren't you?

Oh, yeah.

Here we go again.

I don't know why I keep coming over
here.

Hey, Brock, how's the wife? Great. We
moved three doors down for my ex -wife.

That was a good idea. Hey, maybe next
time we can all just move in together.

Yeah!

Too much foam. Too much foam!

I need to talk to you two about Barbara
Jean watching Elizabeth.

Mom, we're not going to change our
minds. Oh, I think you might. When you

little story, I call Barbara Jean lost
Henry at the mall.

What?

Henry's gone?

you found him.

Oh!

Well, that's a short story, but very
exciting.

Mom, we already knew about that. And she
was so great, she found him in like

seven minutes. No, she was not great.
She lost him for seven minutes. See?

The glass is half empty.

Well, as long as it's not a bunch of
foam, I'm cool with it.

Mom, nobody is perfect. Even you. I
never said I was perfect.

It's just that...

Certain people make me look that way by
comparison.

I think you're perfect when you're
awake.

What the heck does that mean?

It means 16 hours. There, you are
perfect.

Okay, Ben, come on.

Cheyenne, your mother asked a question.
The other day when we got home and you

were watching her, you were asleep on
the couch.

Elizabeth was napping. I'd had a big old
turkey sandwich. I was watching golf.

Shoot, I'm surprised I'm awake now.

We totally trust you, and we trust
Barbara Jean.

All things being equal, we chose her for
this weekend.

Okay, not going to rain. Let's hit the
road.

Okay, fine. You leave me no choice.

Call your coach. You're grounded.

What?

Oh, Matt, do you see what happens when
you pour too much foam?

Van, she cannot ground us. We're adults.

And, Mom, we have to go. Please don't be
mad at us. Oh, I am too mad.

Until you get into that car.

Because I want you to be safe.

So, call me when you get there so I'll
know to be mad again, okay?

So be safe. Call me. Godspeed.

Are you mad right now?

Godspeed!

Okay, barber team. Take good care of our
little girl.

Bye, Munchkin.

Hey,

Cheyenne. Here's that CD for the ride.

And Van, I don't know why you think what
you think, but...

The spell is hereby lifted.

Um, thanks.

Yeah.

Okay, I can't afford a long goodbye, so
let's get going.

Bad luck? No, but crying before the game
is.

Am I missing my baby?

gonna go pick up henry and then we're
gonna go to the zoo won't that be fun oh

wait a minute you're gonna take the two
kids to the zoo well that's like a mall

with dangerous animals oh it sounds
exciting i

don't think you should go the the zoo is
full of um drunk

now you're thinking of the pta

I'm going with you.

You want to go with me?

I didn't say that.

I said I'm going with you.

Oh, my gosh. A good day just got great.

I'm going to go grab you a t -shirt,
River.

Don't hurry.

You're going to just do with her?

Oh, I get it. You two stroll by the
alligator pond and then bump slash

Barbara Jean.

I'm going to keep an eye on Elizabeth.

And afterwards, the barber team will be
exhausted, and I'll volunteer to take

over baby -fitting.

Oh, well, that's a pretty elaborate
plan.

Yeah, and if that doesn't work, maybe
the baboons will kidnap her and make her

their queen.

My feet are killing me.

they had to make the zoo so big.

Why don't they just put all the animals
in one cage so you don't have to walk

ten miles?

You know, I always feel sorry for them.

Stuck in cages like that.

There you go.

Oh, Jakey, what was your favorite part?

The pigeons.

Well, those weren't really part of the
zoo.

Yeah, but one pooped out.

I had a great time.

We should do something without the kids.
You know, just you and me.

Maybe we could go hunting.

Not today.

I got a million errands to run before
Brock gets home.

Oh, well, why don't I watch the kids and
put them down for a nap?

No, that's okay. Oh, but I want to. No,
I don't think so.

You just get your sleep.

No, the kids are going to sleep. I'm not
going to.

Unless there's golf on TV.

What's that supposed to mean?

Reba, I can't risk it. You will fall
asleep. You have a reputation.

I have a reputation?

A bit of a temper, too. That has been
mentioned.

I may lose my temper, but I didn't lose
a child.

Oh, how dare you accuse me of doing
something I told you I did.

No wonder I don't want you staying alone
with my grandchild.

Is that why you came to the zoo with me
today? To spy on me?

I thought we were bonding.

But you weren't bonding. You were James
Bonding.

Well, I didn't go to the zoo to punish
my fate.

Great. You know what? Well, if I'm just
such a terrible parent, why don't you

watch her? You know, if you're just so
perfect.

Then it's settled.

Fine. I will just take him.

That's Elizabeth.

on this floor, unlimited ice.

You know what's the coolest part about
this hotel room? We get to leave stuff

lying around on the floor and mom can't
yell at us.

So honey, what do you want to do first?
I want to lay on this couch and watch

TV. You're on your own.

What are you talking about? Don't you
want to go check out Dallas?

It's awesome.

Look, you've really been on edge for the
past couple days and I think if we stay

pooped up in the hotel room, we're bound
to get into a fight.

Oh, yeah.

A doozy.

Wait. You want to get into a fight? Yes.
Us fighting is a good luck charm.

Oh, yeah? Then why aren't we rich?

Look, the day before the city
championship, we had a huge fight.

I had three touchdowns. The day before
the Houston Scouts came, we had a fight.

I got a scholarship.

Tomorrow's my first start. I need our
biggest fight yet.

believe this. You brought me here
planning on us having a bad time?

Well, you're off to a really good start,
you big jerk. That's good. That's good.

But let's not start off too early. I
want to make sure we go to bed angry.

So my feelings mean nothing to you? I'm
just some part of your stupid mojo?

Does that upset you?

Yes! Then yeah.

You know what? I never want to talk to
you ever again. Oh, come on, Cheyenne.

I'm doing this for us.

Such a great game tomorrow.

Hey, Reba. Hey.

Hey, Jake. How was the zoo?

A pigeon pooped on a guy.

Yeah, well, maybe the guy started it.

Hey, listen, bud. Can I get a moment
with your mom?

Okay. But tell mom you like your bean
picture.

She made it by herself.

Reva. I know what you're going to say.

I'm sorry, Brock, but I think Elizabeth
is better off with me.

You know what? You're forgetting that I
was here when you raised our kids.

What's that supposed to mean?

Gee, remember when Cheyenne shoved a
bean up her nose? Or how about Kira

her head stuck in the banister? Or Jake
swallowing a $1 .50 in change?

Oh, that was my fault. I told him it was
lunch money.

The point is...

No one's a perfect parent, Reba.

Okay, maybe I'm not perfect. Fine.

At least I'm not annoying.

She goes around all the time saying
these goofy things like, okey -dokey,

Smokey, and, oh, those waffles are
waffle -tastic.

So what, you don't want her to watch
Elizabeth because she has a way with

Yes, because it rubs off on people.

It's already started with Kira.

If I'm not careful, I'm going to have a
two -year -old walking around asking for

a cookie -wookie.

That's the way kids talk.

She won't stop.

Why is this suddenly an issue? She's
always been like that.

Heck, at our wedding, she said, I do,
Magoo.

And that must have been very annoying
for you.

No, I laughed, like you just did.

I didn't laugh, I scoffed. Oh, come on,
admit it. She makes you laugh.

I laugh at her.

Okay, twice, I laughed with her. But way
more at her.

Reba. You like her.

I do not. Yes, you do. No, I don't. Yes,
you do. You're beginning to find her

charming and funny and delightful.

Okay. Maybe she's not an awful person.

And maybe somewhere very deep inside
that queen of baboons

is a good heart.

But other than that, she drives me
crazy.

I think what's driving you crazy is
you're beginning to like her.

You know what the problem with this
divorce is?

It's too nice.

Even I'm getting sucked in. Everybody
walking around getting along.

It's ridiculous.

I know. Where's the hate?

So are you going to apologize to her?
Yes.

There's nothing she likes better than an
apology -wology.

second. I'm going to put you on the
speakerphone. Jake wants to hear, too.

on.

Okay, go ahead.

Yes, can I have a cheeseburger and some
curly fries?

Shh, he thinks it's funny.

Go ahead, Van.

Oh, it went great. I had two touchdowns
and a fumble recovery.

You like me.

Barb Jean, you think I'm a good person.

And I also said that you're very
annoying. I didn't want you around my

granddaughter. And yet, you like me.

See, that's the very thing that makes
you so annoying.

I'm annoying, but she likes me.

Okay, that's enough.

I'm annoying, but she cares.

Stop it. She says to stop it, but she
likes me.

Okay,

song over.

So what, you just came over here to
gloat?

No, I came to say thank you.

Why?

Well, it's just with me being the other
woman and all, our friendship got off to

a bad start.

very special to me and it's just good
news to find out that I'm special to you

too. Okay, wait, let's get this very
clear.

I'm still way more special to you than
you are to me.

But I'm catching up.

I'll be by later and we can chat some
more.

Okie dokie, Smokey.

Please tell me she didn't hear that.

And next, we've got an all new Grounded
for Life.