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Hey, Belvedere, why is the string tied
around my finger?
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You probably left your pipe.
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I think I'm trying to remember
something.
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A hint, George.
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Remember a certain special day when you
were very nervous? It involved the woman
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you love and a license.
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Oh, yeah.
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The day Heather took her driving test.
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Dumb, dumb.
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Da -dum.
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Oh, my God, I did it again. I forgot our
anniversary.
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Good thing you reminded me. I wasn't
reminding you, George.
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I was just saying your dum -dum -da
-dum.
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Hey, if I hurry, I still have a chance
to get her something.
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Hey, Dad.
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Where's he going?
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To save his marriage.
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Well, he'll be bringing back a pizza.
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Oh, I thought Tommy and Diana were here.
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Oh, goody.
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The arch -feminists are coming.
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What are you going to do, burn your
bras?
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That would be a pretty small fire.
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You can laugh, but it just so happens
we're putting on a play Diana wrote.
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the first feminist mystery.
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Really? What's it called?
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Who Let the Toilet See That?
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That's them.
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Come on, Wes, let's go upstairs and arm
wrestle.
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Hi, Sonny. Hi, Diana.
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Heather, you will not believe this. I
went down to reserve the school
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for the play.
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And they said we couldn't put it on.
They said it's too controversial.
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Well, I told you to take out the Super
Bowl massacre scene.
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To make it worse, they're putting on the
Miss Beaver Falls beauty pageant. Now,
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isn't that an insult to all right
-thinking women?
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Yeah, why don't they just hold it at a
meat market?
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We have to do something.
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Hey, I know.
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Why don't we boycott the pageant?
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I've got a better idea.
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Let's enter it.
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Enter it? Yeah.
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But since we're our own candidate, and
if she wins, she can just make a speech
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denouncing the whole stupid thing.
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Yeah, I don't know. I mean, who would we
get?
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Oh, no.
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I am not braiding around in a bathing
suit and high heels.
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But we needed some beautiful blonde
fluff brain who will do anything we tell
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her. Where are we going to find someone
like that?
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No one's there, but sometimes things get
turned around and no
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one's there.
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All hands look out below.
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There's a change in his head and fall.
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Gonna need all the help that we can get.
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According to our arrival, life is more
than mere survival.
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You want me to be Miss Beaver Falls?
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And I'll win a scholarship and prizes?
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All you have to do is parade your bod
for a bunch of leering spectators to
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like a fight of bees.
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What's the catch?
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There's one thing. During your speech...
Heather. Later.
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We... have to transform Angela into the
perfect contestant. All right.
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We're going to make her charming and
grateful and articulate.
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In a week.
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Hey, big guy.
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You're not going to believe what I got
for Marcia.
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It's an anniversary gift I've never
gotten her before.
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That rules out a cordless screwdriver.
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Look at this rock.
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That must have cost a fortune.
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Not exactly.
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But it's not exactly real, either.
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Hey, Marsha.
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Happy anniversary.
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Oh, George.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Oh, George, you're just the most
generous man in the whole wide world.
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I wouldn't say that.
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Neither would I.
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Well, I'll meet you upstairs.
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I have a little... surprise to you, too.
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Don't hold dinner for us.
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George, you are going to tell her that
that's not the real diamond, aren't you?
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Oh, yeah.
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Sure.
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Later. George.
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Hey, she's overjoyed.
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Why don't I just leave Will enough
alone?
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The mark of a wise man. It's also the
mark of a cheap man.
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Well, you saw her.
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Have you ever known Marcia to be so
happy?
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Yes, a voice reverberates with delight.
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What's the matter?
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I was running a bubble bath for us. I
put my hand in the water, and your
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dissolved!
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Okay, okay, I wanted to get you a real
one.
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But Belvedere knew this guy as...
George!
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Okay, I'll make it up to you, I promise.
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I hope you can use a soldering iron.
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Now remember, the key to success as a
beauty queen is to talk like you're from
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the South and use three names.
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What three names?
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Well, all beauty queens have three
names.
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Mary Ann Mobley, Deborah Lee Moffat, Lee
Mary Weather.
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She's perfect.
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And so I say to you, stand together
against this exploitation of our bodies
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strive for the day when we are valued
not for the content of our braziers, but
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for the contents of our brains.
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Wow, that's real powerful stuff, Diana.
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But I don't think Angela can handle it.
I mean, she gets mixed up on this little
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piggy.
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Oh, come on. You don't give Angela
enough credit. I bet she's a lot deeper
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you think.
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Sorry I'm late. I was driving around
waving.
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Waving? Yeah.
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All beauty queens have to wave. It's a
lot harder than it looks.
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frigid. There's only one thing to do.
Yeah, let's drop the whole dumb idea.
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No, we still have one possible
candidate.
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Me? I already told you I can't do it.
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Don't be so selfish.
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What? Sometimes we have to sacrifice
ourselves to a higher purpose.
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Fine, you sacrifice yourself.
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Not with these guys.
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Heather, the women of Beaver Falls need
your help.
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What's it going to be?
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Hey, Belvedere.
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What do you think?
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I'll get a poke.
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It's not for you.
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It's for Marsha.
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I had a big special. You know what's
inside?
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Knowing you, it's probably a miniature
stripper.
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No, a diamond ring. And this time it's a
real one.
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Why, George, you're actually imagining
things.
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Let me see Marsha's reaction.
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No, I don't get it.
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This is a moment for the two of you.
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Besides, I'm hungry.
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Marsha!
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Marsha!
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I still don't understand what's so
important that you have to drag me out
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bathtub. You'll see. You'll see.
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Happy... ...anniversary.
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Thanks, honey.
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You got me a new garbage disposal.
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Don't give me color that whole thing.
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And the whole cake, too.
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won't help well don't you know some kind
of doggy heimlich maneuver remember
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what the good book says what's that all
things will
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pass you mean
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i'm afraid so you're going to have to go
on duty duty
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heather what do you mean you didn't tell
her look
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kinda in the pageants too. I hope you
don't mind.
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Mind?
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As your very best friend, I want you to
share in the joy of the pageants. But
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what if I beat you?
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Hey, just entering was honor enough.
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Besides, I'm blonde and you don't have a
chance in hell.
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benedict a traitor you mean benedict
arnold that too she's
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gonna coach me for the miss beaver falls
pageant and now she's gonna be in it
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herself so what you're blonde she don't
have a chance in hell but
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you have to be smart and talented too i
see a problem
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Go, go, go, go!
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She'll have to drop out of the beauty
pageant, and I'll never get to go to the
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University of Waikiki.
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Waikiki, as in Hawaii?
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As in 8 ,000 miles from here?
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Yeah. First prize is a four -year
scholarship.
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We'll start in the morning.
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Now, once again, repeat after me.
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She sells seashells by the seashore.
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Very good.
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Do you know why I asked you to say that?
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Because a beauty queen should be able to
discuss the environment.
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No, Angela, I'm working on your
elocution.
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My electrocution?
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Don't tempt me.
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Now, put this book on your head.
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Is this a balance?
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No, I'm hoping some knowledge will soak
in.
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Come on, your regal highness. It's time
to make your entrance.
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What are you doing here? I live here.
What are you doing here?
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Mr. Bombardier is coaching you.
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Why are you helping Angela?
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Because if anybody needs help, she does.
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Now,
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Angela, remember, pretty is as pretty
does.
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Absolutely right.
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Come on, Heather. Let's go upstairs and
work on your makeup.
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Oh, Heather?
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Yeah?
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What, uh, prompted you to enter the
contest at the last moment?
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Uh, because it'll help world peace. See
ya.
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Dad, this is a stupid idea.
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Wes, it's the only way.
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Come on, boy.
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Spot's obedience school is putting on a
play called Gandhi's Dog.
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Okay, he joined the canine corps of the
Hare Krishnas.
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George, I'm getting a headache, and I
think it's going to last a long, long
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time.
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I
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don't
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believe it.
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Two hundred bucks for x -rays and
nothing.
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X -rays? George, what happened?
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I wanted some pictures for the family
album.
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Go ahead and tell her, Dad.
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If worse comes to worse, I have an extra
bunk in my room.
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Okay, let's have it.
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Well, Marcia, it's like this.
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I got you a real diamond ring.
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You did?
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Yeah, but I had it baked inside the cake
that spotted.
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You did?
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Yeah, so we've been trying to keep a
watch on him so we'd know when he, you
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know, so we could get the ring back.
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But somebody must have slacked off.
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Hey, I had to go to school.
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Well, I'm going to get that ring back if
I have to search every lawn in this
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neighborhood.
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Gee, we're most going to get a diamond
that comes from the heart.
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Thank you.
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Welcome to the Miss Beaver Falls
pageant. No other event captures the
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the town better.
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Not since they canceled the demolition
derby.
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As you know.
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These young women are judged on their
brains and talents as well as their
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And now, let's meet our lovely
contestants.
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Representing the happy guys of Beaver
Falls is Joy Ann Adams.
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Representing the Brotherhood of
Accordionists is Lori Evelyn Paxton.
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Ramona Johnson is representing the
skunk.
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I hope that's a club.
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From Van Buren High School, Angela
Raskolnikov -Shostakovich.
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And Heather Velvet Owen.
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Velvet?
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Yes, representing the machinist guild,
Sophie May Abramowitz.
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I know the judges should really heat it
up.
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I don't know, Mr. Bumrikson. She looks
really good out there.
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contestant, Angela Raskolnikov,
Shostakovich, and her friend, Lynn.
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Thank you, everyone.
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Lynn, don't you want to say hello to all
these nice people?
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Hello, everyone.
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You know, Lynn, I wasn't sure I wanted
you on stage with me.
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when I could have had a root canal.
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A funny thing happened to me on the way
to the pageant. And now for my grand
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finale. Lynn here will speak while I
drink a glass of water.
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Go on, this I'd like to see.
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Okay, watch.
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Thank you, Angela.
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And now... an interview with each of our
contestants.
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Angela, we'll start with you.
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Miss Shostakovich, your ancestors are
from Eastern Europe.
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In your opinion, why did the Berlin Wall
crumble?
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for her i mean anthony worked really
hard for this oh snap out of it look we
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made a surprise for you when you get up
there to make your winning speech put
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this on beauty pageants are dumb that
way you'll be in all the papers please
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i have a few minutes alone okay just
remember we're counting on you
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how do you got that nothing
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Beauty pageants are dumb.
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Well, they are.
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Now I know why you were so anxious to
enter one.
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To sabotage it.
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Are you going to try and stop me?
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No. If you want to speak for all
womanhood, who am I to stop you?
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Right. And I'm sure all the young ladies
who worked so hard to get here will
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appreciate your support.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a
decision.
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Drum roll, please.
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Don't mention it.
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Good luck, Heather.
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You too.
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Our second runner -up, Laurie Evelyn
Paxton.
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And our first runner -up, who'll take
over if our winner can't fulfill her
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responsibilities, is Angela Raskolnikov
Shostakovich.
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The new Miss Beaver Falls, Heather
Velvet Owens.
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That's my baby!
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Heather, our beauty queen, I am never
going to hear the end of this.
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Stop complaining. I'm stuck with Angela.
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Well, what does the new Miss Beaver
Falls have to say?
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Here goes.
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She's so nervous she can't talk.
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Maybe she'll throw up.
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Well, when I entered, I thought I'd see
something dumb and degrading. Oh, right.
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Let them have it. But it wasn't
degrading to the women who worked really
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be here, who really put their all into
it.
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It means a lot to them, and I don't have
any right to take that away.
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What's she doing?
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Making me proud, I hope.
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And if you want any more statements from
Miss Beaver Falls...
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I'm turning it down.
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Heather Velvet.
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And my middle name isn't Velvet.
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And I don't want to be Miss Beaver
Falls. I don't deserve it. And Angela
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I don't know what to say.
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How about aloha?
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For all concerned, Heather took a giant
stride toward maturity.
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And in so doing, rid me of Angela in a
few short months.
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Hallelujah.
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Thanks for the missing, Owens Donna.
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While planting tulip bulbs this
afternoon, I made a miraculous
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Scott's hiding place.
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Apparently the little scamp had it
buried there all along.
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I can't wait for George to get home.
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Won't you be pleased?
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Yes. Hey, Governor.
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Look what I got for Martha.
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I had to sell my country club membership
to get it.
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Well, what the heck.
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She's worth it.
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I wonder how much I can get for this.
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