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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,460 --> 00:00:07,740 Hey, Belvedere, why is the string tied around my finger? 2 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:09,620 You probably left your pipe. 3 00:00:11,140 --> 00:00:13,000 I think I'm trying to remember something. 4 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:14,980 A hint, George. 5 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:19,880 Remember a certain special day when you were very nervous? It involved the woman 6 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,260 you love and a license. 7 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:23,920 Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,920 The day Heather took her driving test. 9 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:32,259 Dumb, dumb. 10 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:33,680 Da -dum. 11 00:00:33,940 --> 00:00:36,900 Oh, my God, I did it again. I forgot our anniversary. 12 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:40,040 Good thing you reminded me. I wasn't reminding you, George. 13 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:44,020 I was just saying your dum -dum -da -dum. 14 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,560 Hey, if I hurry, I still have a chance to get her something. 15 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:49,500 Hey, Dad. 16 00:00:50,460 --> 00:00:51,460 Where's he going? 17 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:52,480 To save his marriage. 18 00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:54,440 Well, he'll be bringing back a pizza. 19 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,780 Oh, I thought Tommy and Diana were here. 20 00:00:58,080 --> 00:00:59,079 Oh, goody. 21 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:00,860 The arch -feminists are coming. 22 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:02,900 What are you going to do, burn your bras? 23 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:05,400 That would be a pretty small fire. 24 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:11,120 You can laugh, but it just so happens we're putting on a play Diana wrote. 25 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,760 the first feminist mystery. 26 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,100 Really? What's it called? 27 00:01:14,580 --> 00:01:16,040 Who Let the Toilet See That? 28 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:20,579 That's them. 29 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,520 Come on, Wes, let's go upstairs and arm wrestle. 30 00:01:23,580 --> 00:01:24,740 Hi, Sonny. Hi, Diana. 31 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:28,600 Heather, you will not believe this. I went down to reserve the school 32 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,600 for the play. 33 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:33,010 And they said we couldn't put it on. They said it's too controversial. 34 00:01:33,490 --> 00:01:36,310 Well, I told you to take out the Super Bowl massacre scene. 35 00:01:37,690 --> 00:01:41,550 To make it worse, they're putting on the Miss Beaver Falls beauty pageant. Now, 36 00:01:41,590 --> 00:01:44,090 isn't that an insult to all right -thinking women? 37 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:46,510 Yeah, why don't they just hold it at a meat market? 38 00:01:47,070 --> 00:01:48,410 We have to do something. 39 00:01:49,450 --> 00:01:50,570 Hey, I know. 40 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:52,730 Why don't we boycott the pageant? 41 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:54,890 I've got a better idea. 42 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:56,310 Let's enter it. 43 00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:57,870 Enter it? Yeah. 44 00:01:58,140 --> 00:02:01,300 But since we're our own candidate, and if she wins, she can just make a speech 45 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:02,740 denouncing the whole stupid thing. 46 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,400 Yeah, I don't know. I mean, who would we get? 47 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,038 Oh, no. 48 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:10,919 I am not braiding around in a bathing suit and high heels. 49 00:02:11,620 --> 00:02:15,780 But we needed some beautiful blonde fluff brain who will do anything we tell 50 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:17,760 her. Where are we going to find someone like that? 51 00:02:40,730 --> 00:02:47,030 No one's there, but sometimes things get turned around and no 52 00:02:47,030 --> 00:02:48,130 one's there. 53 00:02:49,450 --> 00:02:51,990 All hands look out below. 54 00:02:52,570 --> 00:02:55,050 There's a change in his head and fall. 55 00:02:55,590 --> 00:02:59,930 Gonna need all the help that we can get. 56 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:06,710 According to our arrival, life is more than mere survival. 57 00:03:18,209 --> 00:03:21,210 You want me to be Miss Beaver Falls? 58 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:23,370 And I'll win a scholarship and prizes? 59 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:27,990 All you have to do is parade your bod for a bunch of leering spectators to 60 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:28,990 like a fight of bees. 61 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:30,610 What's the catch? 62 00:03:32,390 --> 00:03:35,150 There's one thing. During your speech... Heather. Later. 63 00:03:35,870 --> 00:03:40,370 We... have to transform Angela into the perfect contestant. All right. 64 00:03:40,890 --> 00:03:44,890 We're going to make her charming and grateful and articulate. 65 00:03:45,590 --> 00:03:46,590 In a week. 66 00:03:48,990 --> 00:03:49,990 Hey, big guy. 67 00:03:50,870 --> 00:03:52,670 You're not going to believe what I got for Marcia. 68 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:55,510 It's an anniversary gift I've never gotten her before. 69 00:03:55,930 --> 00:03:57,870 That rules out a cordless screwdriver. 70 00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:01,470 Look at this rock. 71 00:04:02,210 --> 00:04:03,570 That must have cost a fortune. 72 00:04:03,870 --> 00:04:04,870 Not exactly. 73 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,040 But it's not exactly real, either. 74 00:04:09,140 --> 00:04:10,260 Hey, Marsha. 75 00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:14,580 Happy anniversary. 76 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:17,399 Oh, George. 77 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:19,600 Oh, it's beautiful. 78 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:25,820 Oh, George, you're just the most generous man in the whole wide world. 79 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,440 I wouldn't say that. 80 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:29,820 Neither would I. 81 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:33,580 Well, I'll meet you upstairs. 82 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:36,670 I have a little... surprise to you, too. 83 00:04:40,610 --> 00:04:41,930 Don't hold dinner for us. 84 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:47,470 George, you are going to tell her that that's not the real diamond, aren't you? 85 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:48,749 Oh, yeah. 86 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:49,750 Sure. 87 00:04:50,150 --> 00:04:51,350 Later. George. 88 00:04:52,190 --> 00:04:53,630 Hey, she's overjoyed. 89 00:04:53,970 --> 00:04:55,690 Why don't I just leave Will enough alone? 90 00:04:56,150 --> 00:04:59,270 The mark of a wise man. It's also the mark of a cheap man. 91 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:00,590 Well, you saw her. 92 00:05:00,610 --> 00:05:02,570 Have you ever known Marcia to be so happy? 93 00:05:04,650 --> 00:05:06,850 Yes, a voice reverberates with delight. 94 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:10,710 What's the matter? 95 00:05:10,990 --> 00:05:15,970 I was running a bubble bath for us. I put my hand in the water, and your 96 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:16,970 dissolved! 97 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:22,470 Okay, okay, I wanted to get you a real one. 98 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,930 But Belvedere knew this guy as... George! 99 00:05:27,130 --> 00:05:29,150 Okay, I'll make it up to you, I promise. 100 00:05:31,930 --> 00:05:34,090 I hope you can use a soldering iron. 101 00:05:36,390 --> 00:05:40,970 Now remember, the key to success as a beauty queen is to talk like you're from 102 00:05:40,970 --> 00:05:42,230 the South and use three names. 103 00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:43,790 What three names? 104 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:46,370 Well, all beauty queens have three names. 105 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:50,630 Mary Ann Mobley, Deborah Lee Moffat, Lee Mary Weather. 106 00:05:52,050 --> 00:05:53,050 She's perfect. 107 00:05:53,410 --> 00:05:58,530 And so I say to you, stand together against this exploitation of our bodies 108 00:05:58,530 --> 00:06:02,920 strive for the day when we are valued not for the content of our braziers, but 109 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,860 for the contents of our brains. 110 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:07,920 Wow, that's real powerful stuff, Diana. 111 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,440 But I don't think Angela can handle it. I mean, she gets mixed up on this little 112 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,440 piggy. 113 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:17,020 Oh, come on. You don't give Angela enough credit. I bet she's a lot deeper 114 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:18,020 you think. 115 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,500 Sorry I'm late. I was driving around waving. 116 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:24,140 Waving? Yeah. 117 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:27,400 All beauty queens have to wave. It's a lot harder than it looks. 118 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:42,040 frigid. There's only one thing to do. Yeah, let's drop the whole dumb idea. 119 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,520 No, we still have one possible candidate. 120 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,680 Me? I already told you I can't do it. 121 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,680 Don't be so selfish. 122 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:56,120 What? Sometimes we have to sacrifice ourselves to a higher purpose. 123 00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:58,420 Fine, you sacrifice yourself. 124 00:06:58,820 --> 00:06:59,980 Not with these guys. 125 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:05,000 Heather, the women of Beaver Falls need your help. 126 00:07:05,370 --> 00:07:06,370 What's it going to be? 127 00:07:10,470 --> 00:07:11,470 Hey, Belvedere. 128 00:07:17,430 --> 00:07:18,430 What do you think? 129 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:22,130 I'll get a poke. 130 00:07:22,170 --> 00:07:23,170 It's not for you. 131 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,110 It's for Marsha. 132 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,350 I had a big special. You know what's inside? 133 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:30,290 Knowing you, it's probably a miniature stripper. 134 00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:33,830 No, a diamond ring. And this time it's a real one. 135 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:37,050 Why, George, you're actually imagining things. 136 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,750 Let me see Marsha's reaction. 137 00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:40,930 No, I don't get it. 138 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,870 This is a moment for the two of you. 139 00:07:46,210 --> 00:07:47,510 Besides, I'm hungry. 140 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:50,530 Marsha! 141 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:52,290 Marsha! 142 00:08:00,910 --> 00:08:03,990 I still don't understand what's so important that you have to drag me out 143 00:08:03,990 --> 00:08:06,210 bathtub. You'll see. You'll see. 144 00:08:08,050 --> 00:08:11,690 Happy... ...anniversary. 145 00:08:14,350 --> 00:08:15,350 Thanks, honey. 146 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:17,310 You got me a new garbage disposal. 147 00:08:23,930 --> 00:08:25,610 Don't give me color that whole thing. 148 00:08:25,950 --> 00:08:27,770 And the whole cake, too. 149 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:37,500 won't help well don't you know some kind of doggy heimlich maneuver remember 150 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:44,480 what the good book says what's that all things will 151 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:50,740 pass you mean 152 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:55,260 i'm afraid so you're going to have to go on duty duty 153 00:08:55,260 --> 00:09:01,300 heather what do you mean you didn't tell her look 154 00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:12,910 kinda in the pageants too. I hope you don't mind. 155 00:09:13,210 --> 00:09:14,210 Mind? 156 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:18,810 As your very best friend, I want you to share in the joy of the pageants. But 157 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:19,810 what if I beat you? 158 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:22,790 Hey, just entering was honor enough. 159 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:26,150 Besides, I'm blonde and you don't have a chance in hell. 160 00:09:42,699 --> 00:09:49,560 benedict a traitor you mean benedict arnold that too she's 161 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:53,280 gonna coach me for the miss beaver falls pageant and now she's gonna be in it 162 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:58,860 herself so what you're blonde she don't have a chance in hell but 163 00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:04,680 you have to be smart and talented too i see a problem 164 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,600 Go, go, go, go! 165 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:24,460 She'll have to drop out of the beauty pageant, and I'll never get to go to the 166 00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:25,480 University of Waikiki. 167 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:29,380 Waikiki, as in Hawaii? 168 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,740 As in 8 ,000 miles from here? 169 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:36,580 Yeah. First prize is a four -year scholarship. 170 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,140 We'll start in the morning. 171 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:42,900 Now, once again, repeat after me. 172 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:47,320 She sells seashells by the seashore. 173 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,220 Very good. 174 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,960 Do you know why I asked you to say that? 175 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:02,540 Because a beauty queen should be able to discuss the environment. 176 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,460 No, Angela, I'm working on your elocution. 177 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,640 My electrocution? 178 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,180 Don't tempt me. 179 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:17,060 Now, put this book on your head. 180 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:18,720 Is this a balance? 181 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,440 No, I'm hoping some knowledge will soak in. 182 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:27,620 Come on, your regal highness. It's time to make your entrance. 183 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:36,820 What are you doing here? I live here. What are you doing here? 184 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:39,020 Mr. Bombardier is coaching you. 185 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:43,640 Why are you helping Angela? 186 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,480 Because if anybody needs help, she does. 187 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:47,700 Now, 188 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:51,780 Angela, remember, pretty is as pretty does. 189 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,480 Absolutely right. 190 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:59,240 Come on, Heather. Let's go upstairs and work on your makeup. 191 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:00,900 Oh, Heather? 192 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,120 Yeah? 193 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:06,700 What, uh, prompted you to enter the contest at the last moment? 194 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:11,320 Uh, because it'll help world peace. See ya. 195 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,720 Dad, this is a stupid idea. 196 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:17,080 Wes, it's the only way. 197 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:18,380 Come on, boy. 198 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:31,060 Spot's obedience school is putting on a play called Gandhi's Dog. 199 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,940 Okay, he joined the canine corps of the Hare Krishnas. 200 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:42,280 George, I'm getting a headache, and I think it's going to last a long, long 201 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,280 time. 202 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:43,960 I 203 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:51,340 don't 204 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:52,099 believe it. 205 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,980 Two hundred bucks for x -rays and nothing. 206 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,080 X -rays? George, what happened? 207 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,300 I wanted some pictures for the family album. 208 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,320 Go ahead and tell her, Dad. 209 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,900 If worse comes to worse, I have an extra bunk in my room. 210 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:07,820 Okay, let's have it. 211 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,960 Well, Marcia, it's like this. 212 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,760 I got you a real diamond ring. 213 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,320 You did? 214 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,520 Yeah, but I had it baked inside the cake that spotted. 215 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,160 You did? 216 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:23,360 Yeah, so we've been trying to keep a watch on him so we'd know when he, you 217 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,480 know, so we could get the ring back. 218 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,140 But somebody must have slacked off. 219 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,920 Hey, I had to go to school. 220 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:33,160 Well, I'm going to get that ring back if I have to search every lawn in this 221 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,160 neighborhood. 222 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,640 Gee, we're most going to get a diamond that comes from the heart. 223 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,360 Thank you. 224 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:46,780 Welcome to the Miss Beaver Falls pageant. No other event captures the 225 00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:47,780 the town better. 226 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,240 Not since they canceled the demolition derby. 227 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:51,740 As you know. 228 00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:57,530 These young women are judged on their brains and talents as well as their 229 00:13:57,690 --> 00:14:00,510 And now, let's meet our lovely contestants. 230 00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:06,490 Representing the happy guys of Beaver Falls is Joy Ann Adams. 231 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:15,610 Representing the Brotherhood of Accordionists is Lori Evelyn Paxton. 232 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,940 Ramona Johnson is representing the skunk. 233 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,600 I hope that's a club. 234 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:32,420 From Van Buren High School, Angela Raskolnikov -Shostakovich. 235 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,300 And Heather Velvet Owen. 236 00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:41,940 Velvet? 237 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:47,660 Yes, representing the machinist guild, Sophie May Abramowitz. 238 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:15,160 I know the judges should really heat it up. 239 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,980 I don't know, Mr. Bumrikson. She looks really good out there. 240 00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:51,380 contestant, Angela Raskolnikov, Shostakovich, and her friend, Lynn. 241 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,480 Thank you, everyone. 242 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,500 Lynn, don't you want to say hello to all these nice people? 243 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:04,460 Hello, everyone. 244 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:10,240 You know, Lynn, I wasn't sure I wanted you on stage with me. 245 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,360 when I could have had a root canal. 246 00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:27,420 A funny thing happened to me on the way to the pageant. And now for my grand 247 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:31,180 finale. Lynn here will speak while I drink a glass of water. 248 00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:33,600 Go on, this I'd like to see. 249 00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:35,820 Okay, watch. 250 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:44,120 Thank you, Angela. 251 00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:50,190 And now... an interview with each of our contestants. 252 00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:51,910 Angela, we'll start with you. 253 00:16:56,790 --> 00:17:03,170 Miss Shostakovich, your ancestors are from Eastern Europe. 254 00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:07,050 In your opinion, why did the Berlin Wall crumble? 255 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:22,920 for her i mean anthony worked really hard for this oh snap out of it look we 256 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:27,099 made a surprise for you when you get up there to make your winning speech put 257 00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:33,560 this on beauty pageants are dumb that way you'll be in all the papers please 258 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:37,860 i have a few minutes alone okay just remember we're counting on you 259 00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:43,920 how do you got that nothing 260 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,590 Beauty pageants are dumb. 261 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:50,310 Well, they are. 262 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:53,590 Now I know why you were so anxious to enter one. 263 00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:55,210 To sabotage it. 264 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,790 Are you going to try and stop me? 265 00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:59,890 No. If you want to speak for all womanhood, who am I to stop you? 266 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:03,750 Right. And I'm sure all the young ladies who worked so hard to get here will 267 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,750 appreciate your support. 268 00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:09,090 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a decision. 269 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:10,750 Drum roll, please. 270 00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:25,780 Don't mention it. 271 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,160 Good luck, Heather. 272 00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:31,319 You too. 273 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:35,580 Our second runner -up, Laurie Evelyn Paxton. 274 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:45,340 And our first runner -up, who'll take over if our winner can't fulfill her 275 00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:50,980 responsibilities, is Angela Raskolnikov Shostakovich. 276 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:03,500 The new Miss Beaver Falls, Heather Velvet Owens. 277 00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:06,660 That's my baby! 278 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:15,660 Heather, our beauty queen, I am never going to hear the end of this. 279 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:17,700 Stop complaining. I'm stuck with Angela. 280 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,440 Well, what does the new Miss Beaver Falls have to say? 281 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:23,980 Here goes. 282 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,600 She's so nervous she can't talk. 283 00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:31,040 Maybe she'll throw up. 284 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:38,800 Well, when I entered, I thought I'd see something dumb and degrading. Oh, right. 285 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:42,360 Let them have it. But it wasn't degrading to the women who worked really 286 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,540 be here, who really put their all into it. 287 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:48,480 It means a lot to them, and I don't have any right to take that away. 288 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,240 What's she doing? 289 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,680 Making me proud, I hope. 290 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:56,160 And if you want any more statements from Miss Beaver Falls... 291 00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:00,150 I'm turning it down. 292 00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:01,310 Heather Velvet. 293 00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:03,390 And my middle name isn't Velvet. 294 00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:08,450 And I don't want to be Miss Beaver Falls. I don't deserve it. And Angela 295 00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:12,590 I don't know what to say. 296 00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:16,990 How about aloha? 297 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:26,570 For all concerned, Heather took a giant stride toward maturity. 298 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,260 And in so doing, rid me of Angela in a few short months. 299 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:31,920 Hallelujah. 300 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,560 Thanks for the missing, Owens Donna. 301 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:39,260 While planting tulip bulbs this afternoon, I made a miraculous 302 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,320 Scott's hiding place. 303 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:44,960 Apparently the little scamp had it buried there all along. 304 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:52,380 I can't wait for George to get home. 305 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,660 Won't you be pleased? 306 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,610 Yes. Hey, Governor. 307 00:20:58,410 --> 00:20:59,470 Look what I got for Martha. 308 00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:02,410 I had to sell my country club membership to get it. 309 00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:03,690 Well, what the heck. 310 00:21:03,810 --> 00:21:04,810 She's worth it. 311 00:21:08,490 --> 00:21:10,190 I wonder how much I can get for this. 22765

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