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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,920 I took these lights down myself last year, and I wound them up real neat. 2 00:00:07,420 --> 00:00:09,280 Now look at them. Why do they do this? 3 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:10,740 Maybe it's their mating season. 4 00:00:16,340 --> 00:00:20,460 Now there's a guy who really lights up a room. Oh, come on, lass. Cut it out. 5 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,380 I don't know, honey. You look very festive. 6 00:00:22,660 --> 00:00:25,400 Yeah, I mean, you wear your golf pants in public. What's the difference? 7 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:32,920 Hi. Remember me? 8 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:37,140 One of those happy guys. 9 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:38,540 Helping others happily. 10 00:00:38,740 --> 00:00:39,740 That's our motto. 11 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,340 Merry Christmas, Carl. Come on in. 12 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:47,040 No, no, never mind. I'll come back later when you're through trimming your 13 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:49,000 husband. No, that's okay. 14 00:00:50,020 --> 00:00:55,460 Well, as you know, it's at this time of year that we have the Happy Guys annual 15 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:57,960 benefit for the Home for Not -So -Happy Kids. 16 00:00:58,260 --> 00:00:59,179 Oh, sure. 17 00:00:59,180 --> 00:00:59,879 Here you go. 18 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:00,920 No, that's all right, George. 19 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:03,120 It's not your money we want. It's you. 20 00:01:03,420 --> 00:01:05,340 I'm out of here. Wait a minute, George. 21 00:01:06,030 --> 00:01:09,450 Carl, what is it exactly you want George to do? Well, we were hoping you'd all 22 00:01:09,450 --> 00:01:13,010 participate in the Happy Guys' annual Christmas pageant. This year we're doing 23 00:01:13,010 --> 00:01:14,350 Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. 24 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:15,408 Did you ever hear of it? 25 00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:16,410 Well, sure. 26 00:01:16,550 --> 00:01:18,170 That's the one with the Grinch, right? 27 00:01:19,550 --> 00:01:22,270 You know, the holidays are so hectic for us. 28 00:01:23,510 --> 00:01:24,910 Fine. Fine. 29 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:30,190 When I have to close down the home for not -so -happy kids, I'll just tell all 30 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:35,170 those hollow -eyed little waifs that the Owens were too busy to help out. 31 00:01:40,780 --> 00:01:43,460 Be there for the auditions. Ah, gee, thanks. 32 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:47,280 But we still have to find somebody who can play Scrooge. 33 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,540 Wesley, you little snipe. 34 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:53,720 I spent six weeks making miniature fruitcakes. 35 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:56,320 And you've used them as hockey pucks. 36 00:01:56,940 --> 00:01:58,720 Hey, lighten up. It's Christmas. 37 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,040 There's no Christmas for nasty boys. 38 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:06,080 I think we found our Scrooge. 39 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:24,540 on the china never matters boy who cares when you drop kick the jacket 40 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:30,880 as you came through the door no one's there but sometimes when you get turned 41 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:37,220 around and no one's there all hands look out below 42 00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:43,960 there's a change in the status all gonna need all the help that you 43 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,180 can get 44 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:52,320 According to our new arrival, life is more than mere survival. 45 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,860 We just might live the good life yet. 46 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:09,520 And only on Christmas Day would I drink a toast to 47 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:13,960 such an odious, stingy, unfeeling myth. 48 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:24,820 or what? 49 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:27,620 Uh, I'll get back to you. 50 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,400 What do you mean you'll get back to me? I'm your wife. 51 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,320 Yeah, I know. 52 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,080 All right, uh, next audition, uh, Marsha? 53 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,200 Play Scrooge's fiancée. 54 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,480 But I only said two words. 55 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:04,640 Yes, but you said them beautifully. 56 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,100 You'll also play Scrooge's sister. 57 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:08,440 Thank you. 58 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:10,680 That was easy. 59 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:15,940 All right, everybody, listen up. The cast for A Christmas Carol is as 60 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:19,079 Scrooge will be Lynn Belvedere. 61 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,280 Bob Cratchit, Kevin Owens. Mrs. 62 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,660 Cratchit, Heather Owens. 63 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:27,300 Tiny Tim, Wesley Owens. 64 00:04:43,969 --> 00:04:45,290 And I, 65 00:04:48,370 --> 00:04:50,650 for one, am an unhappy gal. 66 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:55,510 And if these gals aren't happy today, we aren't going to be happy guys tonight. 67 00:04:58,510 --> 00:04:59,510 Your blessings. 68 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:06,990 All right. 69 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:08,490 Quiet, everyone. 70 00:05:09,150 --> 00:05:10,990 We'll take it from the nephew's entrance. 71 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:13,230 Oh, that's me. 72 00:05:16,690 --> 00:05:21,290 Merry Christmas, Uncle. 73 00:05:22,210 --> 00:05:23,210 Merry Christmas. 74 00:05:23,470 --> 00:05:26,170 What right have you to be merry? You're poor enough. 75 00:05:26,670 --> 00:05:29,690 Well, but you're rich. What right have you to be Morrissey? 76 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,470 The word is not Morrissey. 77 00:05:32,690 --> 00:05:33,750 It is Maroose. 78 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:36,550 Oh, yeah. 79 00:05:36,650 --> 00:05:37,890 All right, from the top. 80 00:05:38,490 --> 00:05:39,490 No, 81 00:05:40,870 --> 00:05:45,430 no, no, no, no. That's not your cue. Can't you guys get anything right? 82 00:05:45,770 --> 00:05:48,690 Hey, we're happy guys. Not Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians. 83 00:05:50,190 --> 00:05:52,490 All right, we'll take it from my line about the dinner. 84 00:05:54,010 --> 00:05:55,010 Please, Uncle. 85 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:57,300 Dine with us tomorrow. 86 00:05:58,020 --> 00:06:00,380 I should see you in Hades first. 87 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,600 Why cannot we be friends? 88 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:10,420 Because... Because Tiny Tim is playing stickball with his 89 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:12,900 crutch. Wesley, this is appalling. 90 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:16,520 Hey, on the playground, that would have been a double. 91 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:23,080 Let's go to scene four. Bob Cratchit asking Scrooge for Christmas Day off. 92 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,460 If you please, Mr. Scrooge. Tomorrow being Christmas, I was hoping I might 93 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:35,600 the day off. All right. 94 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:40,040 We'll take it from Cratchit's line. 95 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,060 If you please, Mr. 96 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:44,520 Scrooge. 97 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,400 Seeing that tomorrow is Christmas, I was hoping I might have the day off. 98 00:06:58,380 --> 00:06:59,380 a ledger. 99 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:01,940 Okay, here you are. 100 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,520 Here you go. 101 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,220 The Three Little Pigs. 102 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,540 You expected to play Scrooge? 103 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,380 Carrying the Three Little Pigs. 104 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:15,240 Be 105 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:22,620 gone, 106 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:26,240 get out. Off with you, you miserable curds. 107 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,020 Wait a minute, Mr. Belvedere. 108 00:07:28,350 --> 00:07:32,710 line isn't in the script neither is anything else this isn't dickens it 109 00:07:32,710 --> 00:07:38,170 england and it certainly isn't theater how can you call yourself a director 110 00:07:38,170 --> 00:07:42,790 if you think you can do any better why don't you try i thought you'd never ask 111 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:03,260 Mrs. Cratchit and all the small assorted Cratchits. 112 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,080 Stop. 113 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,000 Carl, please, don't affect an English accent. 114 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,900 I was only trying to be authentic. 115 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:11,920 Wouldn't you rather be good? 116 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,900 Now, once again, please, and Bob Cratchit's line. 117 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,860 They're all fine, sir. We have high hopes that Tiny Tim is feeling better 118 00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:28,710 Sorry, Mr. Big Time Director. 119 00:08:29,010 --> 00:08:31,370 Just trying to keep our worthless selves occupied, sir. 120 00:08:32,030 --> 00:08:35,950 If you want to keep yourselves occupied, I suggest you practice your singing. 121 00:08:36,590 --> 00:08:40,510 Oh, speaking of singing, I had an idea for a little number that might make 122 00:08:40,510 --> 00:08:43,650 Scrooge's sister more interesting. Yes, well, perhaps when it's your scene, but 123 00:08:43,650 --> 00:08:44,650 not just now. 124 00:08:44,970 --> 00:08:48,470 All right, then. Now, please, gentlemen, remember, it is Christmas. 125 00:08:48,730 --> 00:08:49,730 It is England. 126 00:08:50,650 --> 00:08:51,810 And it is cold. 127 00:08:52,770 --> 00:08:53,770 I'm not cold. 128 00:08:57,420 --> 00:08:58,279 You too? 129 00:08:58,280 --> 00:08:59,440 I thought it was just me. 130 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,540 Now cut it out, you guys. 131 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:03,960 That was me. 132 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:16,560 So go ahead. 133 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:48,790 Well, yeah, but did he have to make his wife Scrooge? 134 00:10:49,270 --> 00:10:51,430 Well, what's wrong with a woman playing Scrooge? 135 00:10:51,930 --> 00:10:53,390 I have to play her fiancé. 136 00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:59,910 Oh, Mr. Belvedere, please, please come back to the play. Yeah, it's going to be 137 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,270 a disaster without you. 138 00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:04,870 Yeah, big guy, I mean, it wasn't all that great with you, but at least you 139 00:11:04,870 --> 00:11:05,870 holding it together. 140 00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:07,230 Sorry, I have plans. 141 00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:10,670 I'm spending the evening with a witty and very dear friend. 142 00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:12,290 Well, who's that? 143 00:11:12,510 --> 00:11:13,510 Me. 144 00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:16,050 Now, you better run along. You'll be late for rehearsal. 145 00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:17,540 Yeah, we better go. 146 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:19,920 I guess I'll have to find the inner Cratchit myself. 147 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:25,300 You know, you may have quit the play, but you'll always be Scrooge. 148 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:29,880 Good night. 149 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,880 I need some rest. 150 00:12:31,470 --> 00:12:32,470 Big guy. 151 00:12:33,650 --> 00:12:37,370 Apparently it is too late to save me from bad jokes. 152 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:40,210 Now be on your way. 153 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:47,630 Before the night is out, you will be visited by three spirits. 154 00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:32,330 What are you talking about? 155 00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:33,970 Take my hand. 156 00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:37,250 Why? Will you just take my hand? 157 00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:40,890 Where are we going? 158 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:45,110 I can't tell you, but there's still time to save yourself. 159 00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:46,470 From what? 160 00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:48,010 Walk this way. 161 00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,210 recognize that child? 162 00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:14,510 Why, it's me. 163 00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:20,050 Master Belvedere, have you completed your punishment? 164 00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:26,390 Yes, sir. I will not throw food at my neighbor 964 times. 165 00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:28,230 What about the other 36? 166 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:33,310 But it's Christmas Eve, sir. There is no Christmas for nasty boys. 167 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,720 Missing Christmas is a terrible thing. 168 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,820 Cheerio and pip -pip, young people. 169 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,320 Uncle Charles. 170 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:51,279 Yes, child. 171 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:54,920 I've come to take you home to sing carols by the Yule log. 172 00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,180 Oh, wonderful. I do love Christmas so. 173 00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,300 But what's my punishment? 174 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,000 We'll fax it. 175 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,080 Come along, my boy. 176 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,060 It's time for us to go, too. 177 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,980 Did I want to go with them? No. 178 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,200 I'm afraid not. 179 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:16,220 Oh, please, please. 180 00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:52,610 show you the real christmas present why not 181 00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:25,270 to this wretched production. 182 00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:28,390 Well, gee, these folks don't seem too wretched to me. 183 00:16:56,430 --> 00:17:01,170 Tiny Tim, if we only had a really awesome Christmas dinner. I hear you, 184 00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:03,450 What are they doing? 185 00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:04,869 The play. 186 00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:08,869 Answer the door, Tiny Tim. 187 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,700 Maybe if they had a better director. 188 00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:46,440 Don't look at me. 189 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,920 I won't. But your next visitor will. 190 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:53,840 Oh, Heather! 191 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,500 Heather! Please! 192 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:56,740 Heather! 193 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:08,520 Are you the ghost of 194 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,100 Christmas yet to come? 195 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,310 22 years ago. 196 00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:05,350 What about Mexico? 197 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,850 Thanks for the lift home from college, Wes. 198 00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:12,510 Sure. What are younger, more successful brothers for? 199 00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:17,690 Hey, Dad, my counselor says I only need one more credit to graduate. 200 00:19:33,610 --> 00:19:35,230 I just bought the moon from Donald Trump. 201 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,930 Why don't you take a flying leap at it? 202 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:44,370 You know, you sound just like poor old Mr. 203 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:46,170 Belvedere. 204 00:19:46,610 --> 00:19:47,610 Am I? 205 00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:50,150 And I did. 206 00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:55,170 Worse. It's your 114th birthday. 207 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,440 about the President of the United States. 208 00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:46,520 This is monstrous. 209 00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:51,220 A hundred and fourteen years old and still living with the Owens family. 210 00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:53,620 You have only yourself to blame. 211 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 What do you mean? 212 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,220 I hate you all. I quit. 213 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,960 Not so fast, old guy. 214 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,820 You're forgetting something. 215 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,000 You can't quit. 216 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,440 Why, you're the most hated man in town. 217 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:13,050 Remember when you left the happy guy's place? 50 years ago. It turned out to be 218 00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:14,610 the worst mistake you ever made. 219 00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:19,490 That's right. The play bombed. The people demanded their money back. The 220 00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:21,550 for not -so -happy kids had to close down. 221 00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:25,230 They built a toxic waste dump on the site. The whole town stinks. 222 00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:27,310 Property values went down. 223 00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:29,370 And everybody's poor. 224 00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:30,970 And it's all you. 225 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:47,450 Mr. Belvedere, you'll always have us. 226 00:21:47,650 --> 00:21:48,650 Forever. 227 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,040 Mr. Pizza's open for at least another hour. 228 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,900 The play! Have I missed the play? 229 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,880 The play's not for another week. 230 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,980 Oh, wonderful child. 231 00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:44,040 Marvelous family. I'm not too late. I'll save the play. I don't have to live 232 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,040 with you forever. 233 00:23:08,110 --> 00:23:09,110 We'll be right back. 234 00:23:10,230 --> 00:23:14,890 It is the night before Christmas, and last night's Happy Guys production was a 235 00:23:14,890 --> 00:23:15,890 rousing success. 236 00:23:16,450 --> 00:23:21,690 The play raised an all -time high in contributions for the home for not -so 237 00:23:21,690 --> 00:23:22,690 -happy kids. 238 00:23:23,370 --> 00:23:29,470 Further, it showed me that through the true spirit of Christmas, almost 239 00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:30,470 is possible. 240 00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:40,050 Mike, if I came through here, Somebody close the chimney. 241 00:23:41,590 --> 00:23:44,350 Make that everything is possible. 17082