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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,590 --> 00:00:03,590 We're coming! 2 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:07,530 I can't believe Dad's dragging us to this thing. 3 00:00:07,730 --> 00:00:11,770 Your father and I feel we should be spending more quality time as family. 4 00:00:11,770 --> 00:00:12,529 are you going? 5 00:00:12,530 --> 00:00:13,530 Roller derby! 6 00:00:13,790 --> 00:00:16,570 Oh, midget wrestling all sold out? 7 00:00:18,270 --> 00:00:21,630 I want to see that addict's victim's family when we get back, mister. 8 00:00:22,350 --> 00:00:26,380 Come with me, girls. some other time i want to see the roller derby too well 9 00:00:26,380 --> 00:00:29,340 should have thought of that before you dressed the huffnagels chihuahua in 10 00:00:29,340 --> 00:00:35,940 heather's underwear hey it was spot's idea let's go yeah 11 00:00:35,940 --> 00:00:37,880 dad doesn't want to miss the first body pilot 12 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 I'm not hungry. 13 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:56,060 All the better. 14 00:00:58,640 --> 00:00:59,960 Don't leave Mr. Belvedere. 15 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:01,960 It's spooky up here in the attic. 16 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,760 Then stay away from the mirror. 17 00:01:05,860 --> 00:01:07,400 Don't worry, your parents will be home soon. 18 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,560 Couldn't you help me out with some of this stuff? 19 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:11,020 Not the chance. 20 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,460 I'm off to see the Barbarossa Bill. 21 00:01:20,660 --> 00:01:23,240 Pick it up, yeah. Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, 22 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:24,440 pick it up. 23 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:33,600 I thought your father was supposed to thank his son. Now what are we going to 24 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,600 do? 25 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:36,260 Want another cookie? 26 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,400 China. China. China. 27 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:52,980 China. 28 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,600 to our new arrival. 29 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,520 Life is more than mere survival. 30 00:02:24,220 --> 00:02:27,240 We just might live the good life yet. 31 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:40,660 No windows, no door, no skylights. 32 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:44,060 And we're right out of grenades so we can't blow our way out. 33 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:46,100 Can't you be? 34 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,460 Boy, you must really like that office. 35 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:51,140 I meant being stuck here with you. 36 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:54,860 Hey, Mr. Belvedere, look. 37 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,780 The suitcase you were carrying the day you first came here. 38 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,740 Is this the Owens residence? 39 00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:04,720 Uh -huh. And I take it you're one of them? 40 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,040 Uh -huh. 41 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:08,060 Is there someone here who speaks English? 42 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,200 Can I help you? 43 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,360 Good afternoon. 44 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:13,800 I'm Mr. Belvedere. 45 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,300 Are you Mrs. Owens? 46 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:16,520 Uh -huh. 47 00:03:17,549 --> 00:03:22,690 Pardon me, Mr... That's Belvedere. Lynn Belvedere. Gwen? 48 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,110 That's a poor name. 49 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,330 Wesley. 50 00:03:26,550 --> 00:03:27,550 Wesley? 51 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:32,190 A difficult birth, I take it. 52 00:03:33,690 --> 00:03:36,130 What do you mean? I'm just like any other normal kid. 53 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,350 Oh, really? 54 00:03:37,870 --> 00:03:38,870 Wesley? 55 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,230 I was ready for school. 56 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:52,930 I just hope the voices don't start. 57 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:58,090 Even the turbo was working on the game when the TV should fill in and it showed 58 00:03:58,090 --> 00:03:59,090 it on my brain. 59 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:22,790 Look at that. It looks a little grisly. 60 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:25,510 It's my history of punishment in colonial America. 61 00:04:26,390 --> 00:04:28,770 I kind of wondered why that lady was on fire. 62 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:33,250 Hey, 63 00:04:33,890 --> 00:04:35,650 hey, what's going on with you two? 64 00:04:36,370 --> 00:04:40,470 Nothing. I just picked up a pile of leaves and asked if anyone wanted to 65 00:04:40,470 --> 00:04:42,950 on me. He raked it over in my hole on purpose. 66 00:04:44,850 --> 00:04:47,810 I didn't do it on purpose. It was just a happy coincidence. 67 00:04:48,930 --> 00:04:49,930 Wait a minute. 68 00:05:41,290 --> 00:05:42,550 Seems that I've heard that before. 69 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:44,410 Why do you always pick on me? 70 00:05:44,730 --> 00:05:48,650 Well, in your defense, I must say that dementia seems to run in the family. 71 00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:56,530 Yes, you are. 72 00:05:59,170 --> 00:06:00,410 I got the job. 73 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:03,850 Morning. Morning. 74 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:09,930 Good night. Don't get them late for school. 75 00:06:11,150 --> 00:06:11,889 Oh, listen. 76 00:06:11,890 --> 00:06:13,770 What do you think of the hearing? Too much? 77 00:06:15,230 --> 00:06:16,230 I'm coming! 78 00:06:20,950 --> 00:06:25,610 It happens every time. We get to the mall, I turn my back for one second, and 79 00:06:25,610 --> 00:06:26,610 they disappear. 80 00:06:32,950 --> 00:06:34,770 Does this bag go with this dust? 81 00:06:56,170 --> 00:07:01,230 like cupid swinger again don't you look stupid you may not be the time to tell 82 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:03,350 you this but i found out today that i'm pregnant 83 00:07:32,559 --> 00:07:34,500 That was pretty great, huh, kid? 84 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,220 Don't see many cartoons from Albania. 85 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,800 What did you think, Dumpster Dog? 86 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,440 That was real good, all of y 'all. 87 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:47,960 I'm going back now and eat some more garbage. 88 00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:50,800 See you, Dumpster Dog. 89 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:57,100 Remember, kids, you should eat garbage. But if you do, don't forget to brush. 90 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,460 I think you left someone out. 91 00:08:04,940 --> 00:08:06,120 I beg your pardon? 92 00:08:06,580 --> 00:08:08,480 You can be as weird as the rest of us. 93 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:09,700 Not likely. 94 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,940 Oh, no? You said so yourself. 95 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:18,900 From time to time, we buckle under the pressure of our ingrained humanity and 96 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:20,440 a little bonkers. 97 00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:42,409 Up came the rain and washed the spider up. Up came the sun and dried up all 98 00:08:42,409 --> 00:08:43,249 the day. 99 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:47,070 Beep, beep, beep, beep, spider, and up the spout again. 100 00:09:12,270 --> 00:09:13,270 Bunch of garbage there. 101 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:16,130 I was recreating Stonehenge. 102 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:06,440 This is bound to rub off. 103 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,640 I think it's the other way around. 104 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,080 Oh, look, a vintage filter. 105 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:15,600 Dad called me to the over -the -air radio. 106 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:18,920 Why? Because it's big and old and gives off a lot of static. 107 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,140 Well, then he's better than listening to Tom Gilbert. 108 00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:54,250 Goodness me, natural food market. Just in the roller derby crisis, the crowd is 109 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:55,550 still being held hostage. 110 00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:59,250 I know how they feel. 111 00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:04,190 I bet Dad's been waiting for a chance to jump the guy and set everyone free. 112 00:11:04,550 --> 00:11:06,830 Either that or he's in line for a chili dog. 113 00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:09,810 How come you and Dad are always getting on each other's face? 114 00:11:10,910 --> 00:11:12,890 Well, perhaps we got off on the wrong foot. 115 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:29,750 with open arms. 116 00:11:31,050 --> 00:11:32,910 So you want to stay or what? 117 00:11:34,550 --> 00:11:37,550 However, you still have a little trouble getting used to me. 118 00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:43,590 I hate you, but I must admit your father and I have had our hopes. Just don't 119 00:11:43,590 --> 00:11:44,590 try to borrow my lipstick. 120 00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:47,910 Don't you ever clean down here. 121 00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:49,990 I'm trying to learn something different. 122 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:51,610 Hello, Daddy. 123 00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:54,390 This is Mr. 124 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:56,790 Belvedere, an authentic English butler. 125 00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:58,780 little spin for the folks, please. 126 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:04,620 He's got manners. He's got style. 127 00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:06,580 He's got a snotty attitude. 128 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,340 He'll make you breakfast, lunch, and dinner, clean your house, and solve all 129 00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:12,340 your personal problems. 130 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:13,960 Can I have a beer? 131 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:20,500 I asked you to mention I worked for the royal family. Did you hear that, folks? 132 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,380 He worked for the royal family. 133 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:23,680 Three bucks. 134 00:12:25,739 --> 00:12:27,580 Mr. Balderdier. Morning, Mrs. Irwin. 135 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,600 What's going on? 136 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:31,120 We spent the night together. 137 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,720 A sort of experiment in terror. 138 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,980 I was just getting outside to chop some more firewood. 139 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,560 Oh, great idea, big guy. 140 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,120 Maybe I can give you a hand. Sort of streak. 141 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,379 Not to you. 142 00:12:57,380 --> 00:13:02,200 Oh, after you. You might even say we grew rather fond of each other. You 143 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:11,740 Hey, Belvedere. 144 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,180 Why don't I ask you something sort of personal? 145 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,500 Yeah, but go ahead anyway. 146 00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:19,840 You think I'm a jerk? 147 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:22,920 This is a trick question. 148 00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:29,500 In fact, I almost sort of like you a lot. 149 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,360 Me too, George, yeah. 150 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:39,680 And listen, just because I say I like you, doesn't mean you have to say you 151 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,020 me. All right? 152 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,520 Hey, come on. 153 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,260 All right, George, I like you too. 154 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:52,700 Come on. 155 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,010 Luckily, your mother arrived in time to save your father any further 156 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,010 embarrassment. 157 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,050 Wednesday, have I been talking to myself all this time? 158 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:10,850 Uh -huh. 159 00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:12,870 Hey, Mr. Belvedere, do you want to play a game? 160 00:14:13,110 --> 00:14:14,110 Certainly not. 161 00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:16,870 You know I swore off that game after I taught you how to play. 162 00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:23,610 Now, Mr. Belvedere wants that card, so he can pick it and put one down. 163 00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:26,590 Now, can you use that card in your hand? 164 00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:28,590 Oh. 165 00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:49,690 Got his ungodly facility at the card place. But it's driving me crazy. Look, 166 00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:53,390 don't feel bad. He used to cream me every time at Crazy 8. The only way I'd 167 00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:54,390 win was to cheat. 168 00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:58,370 Well, that gesture is the difference between you and me. 169 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,290 Jimmy. Really? 170 00:15:01,790 --> 00:15:03,790 Boy, that's two hands in a row. 171 00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:05,610 Yeah, but who's counting? 172 00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:07,890 I cheated. 173 00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:09,290 Oh, I knew that. 174 00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:12,070 What? 175 00:15:13,550 --> 00:15:14,590 me at cards by cheating. 176 00:15:14,850 --> 00:15:16,890 I knew you were cheating the first time you won. 177 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,730 And you let me do it anyway? 178 00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:21,530 And let me agonize over it? 179 00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:23,930 Yeah, I knew you'd admit it eventually. 180 00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:27,130 I didn't mean to tell you to do something nice to make up for it. 181 00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:31,270 I usually know everything people are going to do. 182 00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:33,970 Did you know I was going to do this? 183 00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:44,350 about the time you tried to teach me semaphore when you didn't know enough to 184 00:15:44,350 --> 00:15:45,710 flag down an ice cream truck. 185 00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:55,850 Oh, come on, Mr. Belvedere, quit doping off. 186 00:15:56,130 --> 00:15:59,150 It might be boring for you, but that's just because you know it already. 187 00:15:59,570 --> 00:16:00,509 Oh, yes, I'm sorry. 188 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:01,510 I forget sometimes. 189 00:16:03,770 --> 00:16:07,370 Nah, nah, Miles. That's not how you do permission to come aboard. 190 00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:08,830 It's not? 191 00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:29,200 And when he goes for his dad, he's probably going to be humiliated in front 192 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,200 all of his friends. 193 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,320 I'm afraid so. 194 00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:42,030 I even went out and bought you a nice team coat. 195 00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:44,070 Which you ate right in front of me. 196 00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:46,010 It was good. 197 00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:48,190 You're torturing me. 198 00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:53,830 What are you out for? 199 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:55,330 In case you give me any trouble. 200 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:15,359 wild roots, and some earthworms for protein. 201 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,640 Don't let it get cold, they get rubbery. 202 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:22,980 Come on, I'll help you get that caving cream off. 203 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:29,300 It only seems fair, after the insult you took from me. 204 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:13,650 Not to mention the time you had me deported. 205 00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:17,090 Mr. and Mrs. Owens, Wesley cheated on his sister. 206 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,490 Hey, I thought we had an understanding. 207 00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:23,550 I tell you about the bad stuff I do and you keep it to yourself. 208 00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:25,710 Wesley, I am your housekeeper. 209 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,640 It's obvious. 210 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:55,280 Because... Because... Let me think about that. 211 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,800 I'd rather have you than any smelly old dog. 212 00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:05,580 Wesley, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. 213 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,900 You're a snobby little twerp. 214 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,820 If you sit there, I'll refrain from calling you any more names. 215 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,240 No, that's okay. 216 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,680 It's kind of fun when two people really like each other. 217 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:26,550 Let's get back to sleep. 218 00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:27,690 Okay. 219 00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:30,650 Good night, you big wimp. 220 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,890 Sleep well, you sneaky little reptile. 221 00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:37,670 I told you this some other time. 222 00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:40,370 Probably laugh and make fun of me. 223 00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:45,590 But... You're my best friend. 224 00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:51,070 I know you don't believe it because I act like such a creep. 225 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:54,570 But I don't know what I'd do without you. 226 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:10,160 I love you 227 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:24,360 too, 228 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,940 you little viper. 229 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,760 a case on the team. 230 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:42,000 The Owens family returned home safely around 3 a .m. and finally released us. 231 00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:47,240 They would have arrived earlier, but George wanted to stop at the IHOP for 232 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,260 blueberry pancakes. 233 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:55,140 As for my ordeal in the attic with Wesley, it amazes me that I've been here 234 00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:59,180 enough to have so many memories, some of them even pleasant. 235 00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:08,210 Let the good times roll. 16777