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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,959 --> 00:00:18,959 My turn. 2 00:00:20,660 --> 00:00:22,300 Hey, Belver, you see my staple gun? 3 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:23,940 Why, your zipper break? 4 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:27,820 Stop draw on the right. 5 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,280 Thanks. 6 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:39,770 See ya. 7 00:00:44,690 --> 00:00:46,730 Hey, Mr. Bell, you're still raining. 8 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:49,090 I'm eating. Go put yourself in the dryer. 9 00:00:50,110 --> 00:00:52,190 Wesley, I said it was supposed to turn to snow. 10 00:00:52,410 --> 00:00:54,190 But it didn't, and I waited. 11 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,210 Wesley, you're drenched to the bone. 12 00:00:56,910 --> 00:00:57,910 Hi, guys. 13 00:00:58,210 --> 00:00:59,250 Oh, hello, Mrs. Evans. 14 00:01:02,670 --> 00:01:04,170 Yeah, maybe you should go sit in the dryer. 15 00:01:07,830 --> 00:01:09,330 Wesley, that's not even funny. 16 00:01:10,690 --> 00:01:11,690 You're soaking. 17 00:01:11,990 --> 00:01:15,430 Yeah, we both are. Hey, why don't we go back outside and step on snails? 18 00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:21,150 Well, 19 00:01:25,510 --> 00:01:26,510 that's it for dinner. 20 00:01:27,610 --> 00:01:28,610 Hi, honey. 21 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:31,370 Hey, watch this. I hooked up the alarm system. 22 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,240 George, we're soaking wet. Look out! 23 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:34,980 Here comes Mr. Burglar. 24 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,220 But he's in for a big surprise. 25 00:01:42,180 --> 00:01:43,580 Is it a silent alarm, Dad? 26 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,420 Why don't you guys go up and dry off? 27 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,100 Stupid thing. 28 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:52,600 Problem, George? 29 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,500 I must have a screw loose someplace. 30 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:03,000 Getting all gussied up for your date tonight? 31 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,640 I need your opinion. 32 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:05,839 Oh, dear. 33 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,460 Which do you like better, the green or the black? 34 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,600 I'd suggest gloves. 35 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:15,820 Well, what about my makeup? It isn't too heavy, is it? Not if you're going to 36 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:16,820 date Emmett Kelly. 37 00:02:18,020 --> 00:02:20,800 Well, I don't know who that is, but I'm going to go wash my face. Good girl. 38 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,120 You're getting very good at that. 39 00:02:31,370 --> 00:02:32,970 This thing is supposed to be simple. 40 00:02:33,390 --> 00:02:37,710 You open the door, these things break contact, and the alarm goes off. 41 00:02:38,610 --> 00:02:40,170 I don't know, I must be doing something wrong. 42 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:43,690 Perhaps you should try from the outside, as if you were a burglar. 43 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:13,340 on the china never mattered before who cares when you drop kick your jacket 44 00:03:13,340 --> 00:03:20,280 as you came through the door no one bled but sometimes things get turned around 45 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:26,020 and no one's fed all hands look out below 46 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:32,840 there's a change in the status quo gonna need all the help that we 47 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:33,980 can get 48 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:41,020 According to our new arrival, life is more than mere survival. 49 00:03:41,660 --> 00:03:44,700 We just might live the good life yet. 50 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:57,560 Why is that slime growing in the refrigerator? 51 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,400 Oh, that's okay. That's mine. 52 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,560 I'm growing it for biology class. 53 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,900 Well, do something about it. It's attacking the cheese. 54 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,800 See, it's an experiment. Four different strains of E. coli bacteria. 55 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:13,280 We're supposed to observe the effect when the cultures are introduced into a 56 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:14,179 foreign organism. 57 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:15,340 Ah. Here, I'll taste. 58 00:04:16,260 --> 00:04:17,839 Oh, boy, Jell -O. 59 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:20,140 It's not Jell -O. 60 00:04:20,380 --> 00:04:22,400 Come on, I just want one of them. 61 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,840 fit for human consumption, even by your standards. 62 00:04:44,260 --> 00:04:45,540 Hey. Hi, honey. 63 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:47,760 Proposing again? 64 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:51,160 No. I'm putting a timer on all the lights. 65 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:52,820 What happened to the alarm? 66 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,720 It's resting, but this is great. 67 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:57,460 See, I hooked up these modules to all our lamps. 68 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:02,200 Then all you do is plug in your master component here, set your timer, 69 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:08,720 Nighttime on, morning off, and... Morning, George. 70 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,440 Mr. Owen's still working on the security system. 71 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,400 I'm just getting the bugs out. 72 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,600 Hey, I can't see a thing. 73 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,320 Perhaps we'll meet a burglar and we can borrow his flashlight. 74 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:25,260 George, how nice to see you again. 75 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:26,560 Ha, ha, ha. 76 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:31,040 Hey, Kevin, no date tonight? I got a girl coming over. 77 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,360 Oh, sending out for stuff, huh? 78 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,380 That's it, make them come to you. 79 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:40,720 Is there no way of stopping him? Dad, she's just a friend. 80 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,160 Is she pretty? 81 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Yeah, she's okay. 82 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:45,700 So you like her? 83 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,640 Dad. Kevin's got a girlfriend. 84 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,460 Kevin's got a girlfriend. 85 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:54,120 Look, she's my lab partner. She's just coming over so we can compare cultures. 86 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:55,440 What is she, French? 87 00:05:55,740 --> 00:05:57,120 Yeah, peppy little pew. 88 00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,660 Wesley, time for bed. 89 00:05:59,940 --> 00:06:00,960 You too, George. 90 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,320 Oh, yeah? 91 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:06,000 George. Oh, I'm so bad. 92 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:09,180 That's probably her. 93 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,060 Ah, don't worry about it, champ. 94 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:13,240 We'll just stay alone and make ourselves scarce. 95 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,520 Great. 96 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,139 Hi, Robin. 97 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:17,140 Did you make it okay? 98 00:06:17,220 --> 00:06:18,280 My brother dropped me off. 99 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:24,760 Oh, uh, Mom, Dad, everybody, this is my friend Robin. Oh, hi. It's nice to meet 100 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:25,619 you. Thank you. 101 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:27,720 Yeah, Kevin's told us quite a bit about you. 102 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:29,750 But not that. 103 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:31,170 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 104 00:06:32,230 --> 00:06:33,230 She's going to have a baby. 105 00:06:33,670 --> 00:06:34,670 Thank you, Kevin. 106 00:06:37,070 --> 00:06:38,610 Is that your science project? 107 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:41,110 Well, 108 00:06:41,710 --> 00:06:44,570 how am I supposed to learn anything if I don't ask questions? 109 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:45,789 That's okay. 110 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:47,770 I guess I should have asked a few questions myself. 111 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:52,470 Robin, would you like to sit down? 112 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:53,930 I'll try. 113 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:58,260 I just felt a little kick from Emily. 114 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,000 Oh, Emily. 115 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,380 Or if it's a boy, Kevin. 116 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:04,860 Oh, Kevin. 117 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:06,440 Excuse us. 118 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:08,360 We'll be right back. 119 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,340 So, son, anything you'd like to tell us? 120 00:07:15,540 --> 00:07:18,280 Uh, yeah. 121 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,180 I guess there is. 122 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,080 I took the car out last night and I didn't put any gas in it. 123 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,180 There's something else? 124 00:07:29,020 --> 00:07:31,700 Yeah, Kevin, if it's a boy. What about that? 125 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,160 She liked the name. 126 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,800 Yeah, and we like to keep him in the family. 127 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:40,160 We will, Gramps. 128 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:41,760 Kevin! 129 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,660 Hey, I met her a month ago when school started. She came like that. 130 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:53,460 It's just, well, her boyfriend skipped out, and she doesn't have many friends. 131 00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:55,660 It's been pretty tough on her. 132 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,160 Yeah, I bet it has. 133 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:03,020 So you guys really thought I could have been the one? 134 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:05,460 Yeah. 135 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,780 I'm very disappointed in both of you. 136 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:12,640 Hey, where'd everybody go? 137 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:16,840 Oh, the English guy dragged your brother upstairs after he asked if he could 138 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:17,840 autograph his stomach. 139 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:21,080 I can get her a lab book. Be right back. 140 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,320 I'll probably be here. 141 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,480 Hey, Kevin, what do you think? 142 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,140 Whoa! Do I look sexy? 143 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,560 How should I know? I'm your brother. 144 00:08:33,659 --> 00:08:34,659 Hi. 145 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:35,960 Oh, hi. 146 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,340 I'm Robin. I'm a friend of your brother's. 147 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:40,720 Oh, hi. I'm Heather. 148 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,580 You look really nice. 149 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:47,080 Yeah. My mom gave me a real hard time about getting this dress. 150 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,640 But I talked her into it. 151 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:50,020 Yeah? 152 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:52,280 I've been talking to a few things myself. 153 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,660 Me and Wayne. going to a dance at school. It's no big deal. 154 00:08:58,540 --> 00:08:59,980 Yeah, I remember my last dance. 155 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:02,080 I had a lot of fun. 156 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,840 Oh, well, I'm not going to be having any fun. 157 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,600 We'll just sit there, have some punch. 158 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,000 Probably won't even dance. 159 00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:12,560 Not the dancing that gets you in trouble. 160 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:15,620 Heather, are you ready? No. 161 00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:21,360 Wow, my little girl's going to break some hearts tonight. 162 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,160 Heather, I'm still not sure about that dress. 163 00:09:24,420 --> 00:09:25,460 Then why'd you let me... 164 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,200 You ought to take a look at this. 165 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,440 These cells are dividing like crazy. Yeah, I know the feeling. 166 00:09:35,980 --> 00:09:38,000 You want to take a break? No, no, that's okay. 167 00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:40,140 It's just hard to concentrate. 168 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,000 Sure it is. I mean, you're studying for two. 169 00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:47,740 Hey, what are you doing? 170 00:09:47,860 --> 00:09:49,320 Oh, just straightening up a little. 171 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:51,580 Why? 172 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,400 I don't know. 173 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,860 I really appreciate you putting up with me. 174 00:09:57,210 --> 00:10:00,530 Hey, I'm not putting up with you. We're helping each other. Everyone else just 175 00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:01,530 avoids me. 176 00:10:01,690 --> 00:10:03,450 No, they don't. I think I make them nervous. 177 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,690 It's like on this walking warning sign. 178 00:10:06,030 --> 00:10:07,650 Kid, don't try this at home. 179 00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:10,870 Well, look, I don't care what other people think. 180 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:14,230 You're a nice person. 181 00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:15,910 I like you. 182 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,230 I think you're nice, too. 183 00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:21,170 I just wish I would have met you eight months ago. 184 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,110 Yeah, well, uh... 185 00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:27,680 We better get back to this if we don't want to flunk. 186 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:29,220 Yeah. 187 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,280 I'm already getting a D in Jim. 188 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,240 Hey, what smells so good? 189 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,400 I've got something in the oven. 190 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:42,820 Speaking of that, Fertile Myrtle's still out there? 191 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:48,140 George, I think she's a very nice young lady. I know, I know. I just wish for 192 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,940 once Kevin would bring home a normal girl. 193 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:51,600 You mean like Miss September? 194 00:10:56,300 --> 00:11:00,760 breaking into this place, I got the garage, every window, and the doors 195 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:05,200 You know, in England, we don't resort to this electronic bric -a -brac. Oh? 196 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:06,800 What is it you do do? 197 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:12,420 I remember a rash of burglaries back in London. We simply labeled the items we 198 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:15,240 valued the most and requested that they not be taken. 199 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:20,660 Huh? We left a note. Dear thieves, this vase is a valuable heirloom. Please do 200 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:21,439 not remove. 201 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,339 It's base. 202 00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:23,340 It's vase. 203 00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:24,530 And they would respect that. 204 00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:26,470 That'd be great here. 205 00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:31,290 Dear Mr. Burglar, please don't take the VCR. It was grandma's. 206 00:11:34,430 --> 00:11:35,430 You've had enough. 207 00:11:39,670 --> 00:11:40,730 Welcome back again. 208 00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:43,410 Sorry we don't have a bathroom downstairs. 209 00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:44,890 That's okay. 210 00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:47,730 How come a bell goes off when you flush the toilet? 211 00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:51,330 Oh, that's my dad. 212 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:53,940 Hey, what's the matter? 213 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:55,620 Nothing. 214 00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:58,680 I've just been having these back pains all day. 215 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,880 Anyone ready for some chocolate chip cookies? 216 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:07,100 Oh! I made them from scratch. 217 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,680 Are you okay? 218 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:11,160 Kevin, I'm having a baby. 219 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,380 I know that. I mean, I'm having it now. 220 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,700 No, you're not. 221 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,980 George! Is somebody trying to break in? No. 222 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,960 I think it's the other way around. 223 00:12:29,730 --> 00:12:33,250 Hey, it's okay. I've been through this before. We'll just grab your coat, get 224 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:37,210 your hat, and we'll have you at the hospital in 20 minutes. Come on, Robin. 225 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:40,970 don't really feel like going anywhere right now. Sure you do. Come on, it'll 226 00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:42,810 fun. I'll let you honk the horn. 227 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,630 Don't worry. We'll get you there in plenty of time. I don't think so. 228 00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:48,230 Everything's going to be okay. 229 00:12:58,570 --> 00:12:59,570 What's the matter? 230 00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:01,790 Does that answer your question? 231 00:13:02,070 --> 00:13:03,530 You mean she's going to have the baby right here? 232 00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,250 Oh, if it isn't too much trouble. 233 00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:06,489 Come on, Robin. 234 00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:08,510 Back to the couch. Oh, I'm sorry. 235 00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:09,950 Oh, don't apologize. 236 00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:12,110 We didn't have any plans. 237 00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:14,730 Hey, hey. 238 00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:16,710 Just try not to think about it. 239 00:13:16,990 --> 00:13:19,030 I remember when Marcia had her labor pains. 240 00:13:19,510 --> 00:13:21,950 I tried to take her mind off things with a sports story. 241 00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,950 You see, once upon a time... 242 00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:28,770 There was this catcher with the fillies named Stan Lopata. 243 00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:31,329 Paramedics are coming. 244 00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:32,329 Oh, great. 245 00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:33,630 But not for a while. What? 246 00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:36,030 Well, with all the rain and ice, there's been a lot of accidents. 247 00:13:36,430 --> 00:13:37,430 Hey, it's okay. 248 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:38,569 They'll be here. 249 00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:39,469 If not? 250 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,910 No problem. We got Belvedere. What? 251 00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:44,030 Come on, come on. 252 00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:47,550 You've done everything. You probably ran the maternity ward during the Boer War. 253 00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:49,990 I bet you delivered Prince Charles. 254 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,890 I've never delivered a baby in my life. 255 00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:55,590 Great. Now you tell me. Oh, come on now, George. We must keep calm. 256 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,580 So what are we going to do? I'm not sure. 257 00:13:57,860 --> 00:14:00,460 I'm trying to remember what they did when little Ricky was born. 258 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:05,120 Robin, are you timing between contractions? Yes! 259 00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:07,360 Fine. Keep up the good work. 260 00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:12,500 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Robin, how far apart are they? I don't know. A 261 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,500 couple of minutes? 262 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:14,680 That's not good, is it? 263 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,360 That's worse than not good. It means the baby's coming soon. 264 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:20,260 Oh, I'll buy some more. What for? 265 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:21,620 Tea. 266 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:23,940 I'll get some clean sheets. Fine. 267 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:27,420 Don't worry. Everything's going to be okay. Oh, sure. 268 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:30,280 Come on, cheer up. You're having a baby. 269 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,880 Oh, I know, I know. 270 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:36,940 Is there anything I can do to get you an aspirin, a glass of water, marry you? 271 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:40,380 What's going on? 272 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:42,060 I'm sorry, old man. 273 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:43,600 It's okay, Wes. Go back upstairs. 274 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,760 Okay, I just want to get some cookies. 275 00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:49,320 Hi, I'm just getting some cookies. 276 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:52,040 Oh! Oh, three too many? 277 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Come on. 278 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,400 Anything new? 279 00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:00,580 Or anybody? 280 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,640 Oh, not yet. 281 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,560 What about the ambulance? No. 282 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,380 Then may I suggest we do what we do in England? 283 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,440 What? Stick a note on her? 284 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:11,840 Find a doctor. Where? 285 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,179 Hey, Dad! 286 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,180 Not now, Wes. 287 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,620 But I know where our doctor is. 288 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:16,859 Where, Wesley? 289 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:20,200 My friend Jake. His dad's a doctor. And they live right around the corner. 290 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,280 Dr. Saperstein, right! 291 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,500 I know where he lives. 292 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,900 You stay here. 293 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,140 Okay. 294 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:31,510 Mr. Belvedere will take good care of you. I'll be back as soon as I can. 295 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:32,730 All right, dear. 296 00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:37,910 So what do we do? 297 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,490 I don't know, but I want to raise. 298 00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:42,190 I think I want to lie down. 299 00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:43,770 Why? Yeah, why? 300 00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:45,330 I don't know, but I think I better. 301 00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:46,610 Oh, boy. Countdown. 302 00:15:46,970 --> 00:15:49,030 Houston and Baby. Come in, Baby. 303 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,490 Oh, Robin, we should get you upstairs. 304 00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:56,490 Yeah, your room. My room? My room? I don't think this is such a good idea. 305 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,130 Okay. 306 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:02,100 Okay, we'll open up the couch. Open up the couch. Wes, come give your pop a 307 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,100 with this coffee table. 308 00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:09,800 Don't you ever clean down here. 309 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:12,660 I tried to once. Something bit me. Watch out. 310 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,060 Are they always like this? 311 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:19,600 Nah, they're just being polite because you're here. 312 00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:30,710 Thanks. 313 00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:36,710 Her parents aren't home. 314 00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,050 The nurse? 315 00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:40,270 I mean, what kind of people go out on a Friday night? 316 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:41,670 Lucky people? 317 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,690 Anyway, where's Kevin and that stupid doctor? 318 00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:46,110 Where's the ambulance? 319 00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:50,050 Where's Marsha? On their way, stuck in the traffic. And how the hell should I 320 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,050 know? She's not my wife. 321 00:16:51,890 --> 00:16:52,970 Give me one of those. 322 00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:55,730 Now, look, George, we must keep calm. 323 00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:56,969 I mean... 324 00:16:56,970 --> 00:17:00,910 If help should come in time, well and good. If not, we can handle it. Yeah, 325 00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:04,690 right. After all, you've had three children. You're used to it. No, I'm 326 00:17:05,089 --> 00:17:08,190 I mean, when Kevin and Heather were born, I was where a guy is supposed to 327 00:17:08,349 --> 00:17:09,790 In a bar across the street. 328 00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:11,809 And Wesley? 329 00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:12,810 I was out of town. 330 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,250 I don't blame you. 331 00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:17,290 Dad, Mr. Belvedere, I think the baby's coming. 332 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:18,790 Wesley, what have you done? 333 00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:21,910 George. Belvedere? This is it. 334 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,450 Yep, sure is. Good luck. 335 00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:25,030 Same to you. 336 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:27,200 We're stalling, aren't we? 337 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,960 I don't know. Let me think about it. Come on. 338 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,640 Does that make your back feel better? 339 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,900 Robert, everything's going to be fine. 340 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,660 Oh, somebody do something. 341 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,240 How about a nice cold compress? Oh, go stuff it. 342 00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:46,040 She must be getting close. 343 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,940 Yeah, Marcia got real nasty. 344 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,460 You told me you were in a bar. 345 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:50,820 She called me. 346 00:18:04,179 --> 00:18:05,179 That's it, Robin. 347 00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:06,380 Breathe. 348 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,520 Breathe. 349 00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:11,000 Breathe. I got him. Now go put them back. 350 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,380 I think I want to push. 351 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,140 I want to push. 352 00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:16,960 Sure. Go for it. 353 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,260 I'm back. 354 00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:19,739 Where's the doctor? 355 00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:21,200 He wouldn't come. Wouldn't come? 356 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,500 What kind of a doctor is he? A podiatrist. 357 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:29,020 He said if the baby comes out feet first, we could give him a call. I think 358 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,660 coming. It's okay. I'm here now. 359 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,600 Belvedere? Let's get this baby. 360 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:36,240 That's right, Robin. Keep pushing. Keep pushing. 361 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,180 You're doing good, Robin. You're doing great. 362 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,080 I think I see something. 363 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,300 So do I. 364 00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:45,420 My God. 365 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:46,760 It looks like Churchill. 366 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,159 We're home. 367 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,160 Hey, what is everybody? 368 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,520 I don't know. 369 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:56,180 Hi. Hello. 370 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:57,680 Hi, Robin. 371 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:58,840 Where's Kevin? 372 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,120 I don't know. 373 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,480 Where's your stomach? 374 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:07,870 You're supposed to be resting. 375 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:09,750 Oh, hi, guys. 376 00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:11,830 Feeling a lot better now. 377 00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:14,530 Oh, let me have her, okay? 378 00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:16,090 Sure. 379 00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:17,670 It's a girl. 380 00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:23,010 She had the baby right here? 381 00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:24,350 Yep, about an hour ago. 382 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:25,830 Who delivered it? 383 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:28,310 Hey, Marsha, where are you feeling? 384 00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:29,510 At the library. 385 00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:31,850 Heather, I want you to dance. 386 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:32,969 It was great. 387 00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:33,970 You see our baby? 388 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,250 I sure did. 389 00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:39,900 didn't come until too late, so Dad and Mr. Belvedere had to do it. They did? 390 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:44,440 Well, actually, most of the credit should go to George here. Oh, come on, 391 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:45,900 Oh, gee. 392 00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,920 Owens and Belvedere, MDs. 393 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,080 He's priceless. 394 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:54,840 Hey, Dad, we better get going. 395 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,640 We're just going to take Robin and Georgia Lynn to the hospital. 396 00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:00,580 Georgia Lynn. 397 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,720 Yeah. We're godparents. 398 00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:05,920 This is worse than a little house on the prairie. 399 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,000 I'll go bring the car around. 400 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:13,700 Hey, Dad, can I come too? I helped. Sure, champ. Hey, come on, Lynn. You can 401 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,120 ride shotguns. Love to. 402 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,600 She's real pretty. 403 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:19,960 Thank you. 404 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,360 Oh, look, Mom. I think she's smiling. 405 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:27,880 Oh, you are so adorable, you little Miss America, you. 406 00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:29,540 Oh, yes. 407 00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:32,820 Oh, sure. 408 00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:35,169 Come on, Heather. 409 00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:36,270 Let's go get something to eat. 410 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:37,710 Stay away from the jello. 411 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:41,230 Good luck, Robin. Good luck to you, too. 412 00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:43,450 Hey, no one's going to rush me into anything. 413 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:44,789 They might try. 414 00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:45,910 I know how to say now. 415 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:49,210 Come on. I guess we better get going. 416 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:50,870 Yeah, I guess so. 417 00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:55,730 Here, I'll hold it. 418 00:20:58,650 --> 00:20:59,650 Thanks. 419 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,460 Sorry about our project. 420 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,420 Gets a lot of sense with yourself. 421 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:09,280 Oh, that's okay. I'll just tell him the three of us did it. 422 00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:17,000 But, Kevin, you know back there what you said about marrying me? 423 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:18,860 I meant that. 424 00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,420 No, you didn't. No, I didn't. 425 00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:23,400 It's okay. I understand. 426 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,020 Need of the moment. 427 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:28,840 So what are you going to do? 428 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,100 Raise my baby. 429 00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:35,020 Try to finish school. 430 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,560 None of it's going to be easy. 431 00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:41,260 You'll do okay. 432 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:43,620 Yeah. 433 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,140 Who knows? Maybe someday I'll even have a date again. 434 00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:49,900 Oh, sure. I mean, maybe the three of us can go out together. 435 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,500 Play on the swings or something. 436 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:53,840 We'd like that. 437 00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:57,640 Come on. They're waiting for us. 438 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,050 Hey, look, the moon's out. 439 00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:07,770 So the baby. 440 00:22:16,910 --> 00:22:19,990 And so ends the day when I witnessed two miracles. 441 00:22:20,550 --> 00:22:24,630 The miracle of birth and the miracle of George and me getting along. 442 00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:27,630 I don't know which was more unnerving. 443 00:22:29,510 --> 00:22:30,510 Good night, Lynn. 444 00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:33,010 Good night, George. 445 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,200 Just remember to insult him at breakfast. 446 00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:40,060 This can't go on. 30151

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