All language subtitles for Mr Belvedere S01e02 The Outcasts

Kevin. And there he goes again.

Hey, Mr. Belvedere.

Heather, how was school?

Okay, I guess.

My sex education teacher's pregnant.

And who says teachers aren't qualified
anymore?

I need some help.

You're not the only one.

Hi, everybody.

I'm breaking in my new ski boots.

You're supposed to walk around in them.

Boy, oh boy, I can't wait to hit that
powder.

Anyway, you remember that community
service club I joined?

Ah, yes, the Iron Maidens.

Well, we're going to this retirement
home to read to the old people. Oh,

very nice.

I went to the library, checked out a
bunch of books, but I'm not sure what

people like to read.

Well, let's take a look.

A Tale of Two Cities.

Treasure Island.

The Carpetbaggers.

Yeah, they're classic.

How to Win Friends and Influence People
by Dale Carnegie.

Will. by G. Gordon Liddy, practically
the same thing.

And, of course, Born to Run, the Bruce
Springsteen story.

Ronald Reagan liked him.

I'm sure any of these were perfectly
fine.

Where's my cocoa?

Bad day at the office?

What's all this junk?

I'm supposed to read them to the old
people.

You better read fast.

What's the problem, Wesley?

Nothing.

It's just you think you know somebody,
right?

You sit in the same class, you play on
the same team, you throw gum at the same

girls, and what do you get?

Suspended.

Well, I'll tell you what you don't get.
You don't get invited to their birthday

party.

I must cut down on his sugar.

Never met her before.

Who cares?

When you got kicked a jacket, as you
came through the door, no one bled. But

sometimes things get turned around and
no one's fed.

All hands look out below.

There's a change in the status quo.

Gonna need all the help that we can get.

According to our...

Life is more than mere survival.

We just might live the good life yet.

Wesley, I made a nice big cup of hot
chocolate with marshmallows.

I don't want any.

I made it for me.

No, no. You said 4 .30.

Pick you up in front of the science
building. I said the political science

building. Well, if you're going to split
hairs.

Hi, kids.

Hi, Mr. Belvedere.

How was everybody's day?

Fine. And Wesley says he's quitting
school.

Yeah, and I'm not kidding.

What's the matter, pal?

I want to talk about it.

You tell him.

Well, I...

Apparently, one of Wesley's classmates
is having a birthday next Saturday.

And he handed out invitations to the
entire class, with the exception of

and four others.

That stinks.

Beautifully put.

The thing is, it's Howie. And all this
right down the street.

I thought we were almost best friends.

Wait a minute.

You talking about those high -polluting
huffnagels with that cabin cruiser in

the driveway?

They had that party last month,
remember?

All the fancy cars, the valet parking?

We didn't get invited to that, did we?

Hey, that's no big deal.

Yeah, honey, we'll do something
ourselves on Saturday. Something real

Like what? How about the Rod and Reel
show?

I got a couple of freebies.

All right.

You can come with me to the retirement
home.

I don't like old people.

All they want to do is hug and kiss and
pinch and yuck.

Wesley.

Would you mind if I made a suggestion?

Would it matter?

What is it, Mr. Belvedere? Well, it
simply occurred to me that Wesley might

a little party on his own.

But who's going to come?

Yeah, who's going to come?

Everybody's already going to house.

Not everybody. You said yourself there
were others.

Oh, them.

Yeah, well, I think it's a wonderful
idea, Mr.

Belvedere. Those other children have
feelings too, honey.

Yeah, I suppose.

Listen, it'll be great.

We'll play some games, have some cake. I
can just picture it.

refreshment.

Yeah, so?

So, it's a little vague.

I'm allergic to six of the seven basic
food groups.

So, does everyone like my new party
dress?

Yes, it's very nice.

At first, Mother said no. She said it
was too extravagant. But then her

happened, and she changed.

her mind.

That kid was popular till you got here.

Pardon me?

You looked out there?

I ain't never seen such a bunch of
losers.

I'm sure they're perfectly lovely
children.

Got one out there looks like an erector
set.

of Prince Eugenie of Savoy.

Tempted and sickly, pallid and
hunchbacked, he rose above those who

his appearance by driving the invading
Turks back into the straits of

So when's he coming?

Oh, good.

Things are a little quiet out there.

Help is on the way.

Everybody ready for punch and cookies?

No, thanks. I ate before I came.

Me? Yes, please. Everything looks so
delicious.

Don't spill.

Young lady, I wouldn't think of spoiling
such a lovely party dress.

Don't patronize me, Hazel.

Is this flammable?

I have one for Miles.

And let's see, you must be Rhoda.

Hey, lighten up, kids.

I haven't seen this many droopy faces
since the Cubs lost to the Braves 21

Hey, what a crazy game.

I mean, unbelievable. Wrigley Field, the
wind's blowing out like 100 miles an

hour. All you gotta do is sneeze on the
ball and it's gonna go out of there.

Okay, sports fans, I'll get it.

Yes?

Wesley? Party? Party?

Hi, guys.

Hi, Mr. Rajneesh.

Hello, hello, hello.

Hey, let's get down and get funky.

Hey, Wes, who's your friend?

This is Mr. Rajneesh. He's in our
reading class.

Oh, yeah?

Actually, I'm just a school janitor.

But they let me sit in.

Non -violently, of course.

Well, we're very happy you could come,
Mr. Rajneesh. Thank you.

Yeah. Nice to have you. Thank you.

Knock, knock.

Huh? Knock, knock.

Oh, who's there?

Gangadin.

Gangadin who?

Open the door, Gangadin.

Saladier said to invite everybody.

Okay.

Left foot.

Ready? Here we go.

You put your left foot in, you put your
left foot out. You put your left foot

in, then you shake it all about.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn
yourself around, kids, around.

Turn yourself around, Haji, baby,
around.

over here?

Hi, Heather.

How'd it go with the old folks at home?

Great.

Hey, kitten.

Why don't you go help your brother pin
some tail?

Dad, get real.

Kids are having a good time.

Yes, I see that.

Actually, they're not a bad bunch.

Even old Taj Mahal over there is kind of
a cute little guy.

certainly fond of you. Yeah, they are.

Look, I know sometimes we don't exactly
see eye to eye, and every now and then I

tend to jump the gun a little, but
you've had stupider ideas.

Ah, shucks.

Hello?

What's that?

Wesley!

Bet he's eating his heart out, right?

Nope. He just wanted to know where I
was. Said he wants me to come over right

now. Said I didn't need an invitation.

Oh.

So what do I do?

What do you think, pal?

I don't know.

Well, you have a choice.

You can either stay here with us and
your invited guests and enjoy the nice

party everyone made for you, or you can
leave.

Look at me.

Well, see you around.

I'm telling you for real, George, coming
here from India was not an easy thing

for me.

But finally,

I decided to leave my country after my
last bus plunge.

Last what?

Bus plunge.

Bus plunge, you know?

Brakes fail, tires blow, bus plunge off
cliff.

Oh, bus plunge. I got you.

Can I call you Cam?

That's a good one, Georgie.

I can take a hint.

I don't need a building to fall on me.

Not a bad idea.

Goodbye. Watch the curb.

Was that Wesley?

No, it was Sarge. He had to go.

I don't know how we're going to
straighten out this mess.

Actually, it's just a few paper cups.

I'm not talking about that, you dink.
I'm talking about my kid.

I was merely making a joke, potted
spurtle. Hey!

is if it wasn't for him and all his big
ideas, we wouldn't be going through

this. No.

We'd be at the rotten real show.

Floundering. Now, just wait a minute.

Wesley is the problem here.

He's disappointed all of us, but it
doesn't help matters for you two to be

at it like children.

He started it. I did not.

Put a lid on it. Sorry.

It makes me nuts, you know.

You try to raise a kid, give him a sense
of whatever, and the first real...

something comes along.

You know what I mean?

Strangely enough, yes.

Oh, it is.

What are we gonna do?

There's really nothing you can do.

Hey, don't start on me.

George, I think he's right.

I mean, we told Wesley it was his
decision. He made it.

That's that.

Wes, so how was Howie's party?

It was okay.

So how was my party?

Everyone said to say thank you for a
very nice time.

So am I going to get a spanking, an OTV,
or both?

No.

There's something new?

No, nothing.

I don't get it.

Look, we told you it was your decision.

And you made it.

Really?

Is there any cake left?

In the kitchen.

Great!

I'm going to have some cake.

Yes, it's nice when you can eat it too.

or spelling test.

Let me see it.

You got 100%. Yeah, Mrs. O 'Connor held
it up in front of everybody.

She said I was a wonderful example.

You know how that makes me look?

Wesley, honey, do you think that maybe
you're a little upset because of what

happened last week?

You know, with your party?

No.

Okay. Well, anyway, I'm very pleased
with this.

Yeah, then you're probably going to want
to frame this one.

A plus.

I know.

I know.

Good, Kevin.

Much better.

You know, I had a week of practice.

Didn't know I'd be ready in a few
minutes.

Would you please tell everybody?

Oh, sure.

Why not?

Oh, now, look, Kevin.

Even the most experienced skier could
have a mishap like that.

I doubt it. It happens all the time.

I wasn't skiing.

What?

I wasn't skiing.

You told me you ran into a tree.

I did.

Sort of.

I mean, it certainly was a tree at one
time, but when I smacked into it, it was

sort of this pillar in the lobby.

Of the lodge.

I see.

Oh, but I almost hit a real tree.

Skiing?

Parking.

What

are

you watching, Wes?

Some show.

I think it's the McNeil -Lear report.

happen to Yogi Bear?

I don't know.

Oh, uh, isn't dinner ready yet?

Oh, dinner.

Thank you.

Come on, Mom.

Yeah, just a second. I'm almost finished
with this chapter.

American tonight.

Now, don't let him fool you.

Macaroni and cheese is one of its
favorites.

I know.

I wipe it off his tie.

Wesley? I don't want any.

What's the matter, pal?

Nothing.

But you love macaroni. No, I just don't
want any.

Well, you've got to eat something.

Okay.

I guess so.

I bought you a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich.

You didn't have much dinner.

I'm not hungry.

What are you doing?

Cleaning my room.

Let me feel your forehead.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm going to do some long division.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

He's the midget, right?

People couldn't guess his name.

No, I think that was Rumpelstiltskin.

Raskolnikov was a character in
Dostoevsky's novel Crime and Punishment.

Oh, yeah. I got it mixed up.

So, what about him?

Well, in the story, he did a very bad
thing, but he got away with it.

So?

So, although nothing happened to him,
his conscience wouldn't let him rest.

Because he really wanted punishment.

Do you understand?

You mean like eating Brussels sprouts?

Yes.

Except in his case it was Siberia.

Frozen sprouts.

I'm sure to stay at my party.

There's nothing you can do about that
now.

creep or something.

Okay.

Wesley, you're a creep.

You're just saying that.

Anyway, I figured if I did a lot of
crummy stuff to myself, I'd feel better.

I don't.

Well, I think perhaps you're going about
it the wrong way.

I don't know. I don't think anything's
ever going to make me feel good again.

I'm certain we can think of something.

It will be long before I get rid of
them, he thought.

What money was all that bought with, he
asked at last, gazing at the wall?

Money? Why, your own. What the messenger
brought from Va... Va... Varushin.

Varushin. Your mother sent him. Have you
forgotten that, too?

I remember now, said Raz... Raz...
Raskolnikov.

Raskolnikov, right.

After a long, sullen silence, he looked
at him, frowning and uneasy.

The door opened, and a talked -out man,
whose appearance seemed familiar to

Raskolnikov, came in.

Zosimov!

Zosimov! At last cried Raz... Raz...
Razumihin!

Zosimov! At last cried Razumihin,
delighted.

That's the end of the chapter.

This ends my first month with the Owens
brood, which finds Kevin on the mend

physically, Wesley emotionally, and
George, well, either he's getting better

or I'm building up a resistance.

It's obviously been a rather arduous
winter for the entire family, and I can

only look forward with apprehension to
the coming of spring, when the group

be free to roam about at will.

I wouldn't miss it for the world.