All language subtitles for Lost in Space s02e15 The Golden Man

Last week, as you recall, Will Major
West and Professor Robinson had gone off

an expedition, leaving Penny and Dr.
Smith to investigate a strange alien

spaceship.

Don't shoot! I'm innocent!

Let's go and see!

It's going to fire!

No! No!

I have given you warning.

Come no closer.

We don't mean you any harm, sir. We're
friends.

Indeed we are.

I have no friends.

I'm Penny Robinson, and this is Dr.
Smith.

We're from the planet Earth.

How do you do, sir?

It makes no difference to me who you are
or where you come from.

Go away!

Now, look here, sir. There's no need for
such hostility on your part. We are

only trying to be civil.

I want nothing to do with either of you.

Indeed. If that's your attitude, we
should be more than happy to oblige.

Come along, Penny. We will leave this
belligerent creature to his own devices.

Well, what are you waiting for?

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I don't know how it is in your world,
but in ours, most people are kind and

friendly. Yes, and you, sir, are
completely lacking in the social graces.

I know all about your world.

It is inhabited by stupid and avaricious
people.

That's not so.

You are only a little girl.

What would you know about good or bad,
right and wrong?

I have no wish to talk with you further.

Now go away.

With pleasure.

Come along, Penny. We have as much right
to stay here as you.

I shall give you to the count of three
to leave.

One, two, three.

I think we're just wasting our time.

If the alien had really wanted to harm
Penny and Dr. Smith, he certainly had

opportunity. Oh, well, I agree with you.
But Dr.

Smith insists that we light up the area
in case of a sudden attack.

Well, I suppose it won't do any harm.
No. Well, it gives him a, oh, a feeling

security. So we'll just humor him.

Excellent, excellent.

I see you ladies have completed
preparations for our defense.

Ah, and we've got the force field on,
too.

Splendid. And should that prove
unsuccessful in keeping our unfriendly

at bay, we will give him a rousing
reception with our laser guns.

Oh, Dr. Smith, aren't you being a little
overcautious? After all, there's been

no indication of any danger.

Believe me, dear lady, I have a thick
sense about these things. We are in

peril. I can feel it in the very marrow
of my bones.

Are you sure it isn't just a slight
touch of arthritis?

This is hardly the time for humor,
madam. Since the other male members of

expedition are absent, it is my duty to
protect our intrepid little band.

John has left me well equipped to take
care of all of us, Dr. Smith.

Anyway, they'll be back in a few days.

Let us hope so. But until that time
arrives, we must exercise extreme

Look, a falling star.

Oh, I don't think it is.

Oh, it's a spaceship.

Oh, dear.

Maybe it's one of those aliens you met
this afternoon, Dr. Smith.

No, the other spacecraft was larger.

Someone else is arriving.

We are suffering a population explosion.

So we have another visitor.

After all, you know, this planet isn't
private property.

Perhaps we had better go inside.

Oh, Dr.

Smith. All right, perhaps we'd better.

Who knows for what diabolical purpose
they have come.

Oh, dear.

I won't sleep a wink tonight.

Wait for me!

That is a matter of opinion.

Oh, don't you feel well, Dr. Smith?

You see before you a man who has been up
almost all night. I judge my condition

to be barely adequate.

Oh, well, what's the matter? Couldn't
you sleep?

Sleep? And leave you ladies unprotected?
The others should never have gone off

and left us all alone.

I think we're managing beautifully.

My health is extremely delicate, as you
know. It's too much to ask of one man to

play guardian angel to all of you.

Correction. One cowardly man and one
brave robot.

Be still, you... No!

A beautiful box. Where did it come from?

I wonder what's inside.

Don't touch it, Penny. Who knows what
horrors it may contain.

There might even be a bomb in it. A
bomb! Oh, Dr.

Smith, please do try to control your
melodramatic imagination.

I have computed the contents of the box
and there is no danger.

The robot says it's all right, Dr.
Smith. Mark my words, you're making a

terrible mistake.

He didn't let me.

Oh, my.

Oh, I'd almost forgotten that exquisite
aroma.

This looks like caviar. Caviar?

It is.

It's caviar. Oh, lovely.

And a ham.

A ham. Oh, rapture.

A fitting gift for you, Dr. Smith.

Hold your tongue, you silly goose.

These things are all very lovely, but
who sent them?

If you are pleased with my small
offering of friendship.

Well, that's certainly very kind of you.
I'm Maureen Robinson, and these are my

daughters, Penny and Judy. And this is,
well, this is our Dr. Smith.

I am called Kima.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Kima.

It isn't often we encounter a friendly,
and may I add, charming alien.

We are living in a very dangerous
galaxy, Dr. Smith.

Kindness is all too often repaid by
treachery.

And betrayal.

How true. How true. When did you get
here?

Last night.

Why do you ask?

Well, someone else arrived yesterday.

Dr. Smith and Penny talked to him.

A most unpleasant creature.

Decidedly unfriendly. He shot at us.

All he wanted was for us to leave him
alone, Dr. Smith.

Indeed. Consider yourself lucky at
having escaped without harm, the

ladies. The alien you encountered is
mean.

And dangerous.

Oh, really?

Well, then we shall all be sure to stay
clear of him. That would be very wise.

I wish I could do the same.

But we are destined to meet.

What do you mean, Mr. Kima?

I hate to bring a dark note into this
bright meeting.

But as my friends, you should know the
truth.

I am here to fight a war.

A war?

You mean this planet is going to become
a battleground for armies?

Oh, no, Mrs. Robinson.

Fortunately, my world has become too
civilized for such useless violence.

Oh, thank heaven for that.

Instead, the leaders of the warring
parties meet in battle on neutral

In this way, civilizations are not
destroyed.

Oh. Well, I find that very commendable.
But why are you fighting?

For years.

A dark and forbidding world of ugly
aliens called Zidane has threatened my

planet. We've made every effort to
appease them, even going so far as to

ransom. They must be horrible.

Recently, the demands of these terrible
creatures have become so great that we

can no longer meet them.

How do you mean?

There remains nothing for us to do but
go to war.

I don't, as a rule, approve of Byron,
sir. But in this particular case, I

with you 100%. Thank you, Dr. Smith.

But I mustn't burden you with my
problems.

You have enough of your own.

It's been a great pleasure talking to
you.

Glad to have met you too, Mr. Keema.

You're welcome to come by any time.

Any time at all, sir, now that you know
the way to come by again.

Delight to meet an alien of one's own
class, a true gentleman.

Oh, he was a very handsome man.

I don't like him.

And I suppose you have a reason for this
sudden dislike.

No, I don't, but he's too good -looking
and golden.

I thought as much, my dear child.

You are indeed a child of analyzing
character.

Our golden friend, believe me, is as
handsome in spirit as he is in

Well, before we pass judgment on Mr.
Kima, I think that we should hear what

opposition has to say.

You know, there are always two sides to
every argument. And more often than not,

the truth lies somewhere in between.

Well, I don't think we should let these
things go to waste.

Come on.

What a dinner.

closer. It's only me, Penny Robinson.

You were warned to stay away.

Why have you returned?

I don't know.

I guess I wanted to talk to you.

Why, Penny?

Well, I think if you're going to have a
war, you should try to discuss things.

There can be no discussion between us.
You are an Earthling, very young and

probably very silly.

Go back where you belong.

All right, if that's what you want.

The golden man was right.

You're mean and unreasonable.

Wait! You have met my enemy.

Yes, he came to our camp yesterday.

He said that you were going to fight a
war with him.

He said it was all your fault and that
he wanted to make peace, but you

even talk to him.

I am not as unreasonable as the golden
man would have you believe.

Then prove it.

How can I do that?

By coming out of your spaceship so we
can see each other.

You would not be pleased.

I am not golden and handsome.

I don't care how you look. Are you sure?

What if my appearance frightens you?

I've seen strange -looking aliens
before.

Very well.

But remember, you have been warned.

All right.

I'm ready.

You are afraid of me.

I'm just a little surprised, that's all.

You are not frightened.

Come closer.

To your untrained eye, I appear
extremely ugly.

Do I not?

Well, it does take a little time to get
used to your appearance.

Now we shall see what happens when we
meet face to face.

All right.

I'm ready.

Well, what do you think?

In my world, I am considered handsome.

Sure you are, sir.

Well, what did you expect me to look
like?

Gosh, I don't know.

I didn't expect you to look like this.

Ah, yes.

You prefer the golden man.

All shine and glitter with nothing of
value beneath.

Oh, no, sir.

I like you much better than the golden
man.

Why are you going to war with him?

That is none of your business.

Mr. Keema said... I am not interested in
anything that preacher told you. Now

you've spoiled everything.

I was just beginning to take a liking to
you.

All I wanted to do was help.

Indeed.

Freetail, what could a silly little
earth girl do?

Well, sometimes when two parties
disagree, a third person can help

out the problem for them. I do not want
help from anyone.

Now go away. I don't want to talk to you
anymore.

Please, sir, don't be angry. If you'd
rather... Please come back. I promise I

won't mention the war again.

Another dreadful weed bites the dirt.

Dr. Smith, you just threw away a tomato
plant.

Nonsense, my dear. I happen to be a man
with vast experience in the field of

horticulture. When I was a youth, I
spent many summers on my Uncle Thaddeus'

farm. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, yes,
indeed. My garden was considered the

finest in the area.

And my vegetables were always awarded
the first prize at the county fair.

But not the tomatoes. I refuse to argue
the point with a mental midget. And now,

back to horticulture.

Good morning.

Ah, we have company.

Dr. Smith.

Miss Robinson.

Hello. You look very pretty this
morning.

Thank you. How gallant you are, sir.

I hope you don't mind my dropping in on
you so unexpectedly.

On the contrary, a friendly face on this
bleak planet is always a welcome sight.

I'll go tell mother you're here, Mr.
Keener. I shall accompany you.

A very charming young lady.

Yes, isn't she?

What a... Pity that such a lovely
creature has to endure such hardships.

You surprise me, Dr. Smith.

Judy gives the appearance of being a
very happy young lady.

Mere pose, sir.

Beneath that bright facade is a
miserable, frightened child.

And with good reason.

We are all trapped here.

I didn't know that, Dr. Smith.

Oh, yes. I fear we shall never leave
this unearthly planet.

Never.

Dr. Smith.

Working alone.

Neither one of us can achieve our goals.

But by joining forces, we might realize
success.

Continue, dear sir. You interest me.

I can get you off this planet.

In return, you can help me win my war
against the leader of the Zidans.

Although I am by nature a man of peace,
I might be willing to cooperate.

What would you require, and what would
you pay?

supply me with some of the weapons you
have in your spaceship.

In that way, victory against my enemy is
assured, and I would pay well.

And would the payment include returning
me to Earth immediately?

My dear Mr. Keemer, I do believe we have
just made a mutually advantageous deal.

Never fear, Mr.

Keemer.

Why can't I make anyone understand?

Madam, this marvelous opportunity may
never happen again. We cannot afford to

turn it down. I refuse to let one weapon
leave this ship.

But without our assistance, Mr. Kimo
will be destroyed. Think of it. That

charming, cultured man.

His fate is in your hands.

Now look, we have enough troubles of our
own without getting involved in a fight

that we know nothing about. I agree with
Mother. Dad and Don will be back in a

couple of days. They can decide what to
do.

By then it will be too late. The war
will be lost.

I do not think we should give the golden
man any weapons either.

And why not, Trey Till? We do not know
if he deserves to be helped.

Spare me your obtuse opinions.

Look, if we knew a little more about the
situation... But the facts are obvious,

madam. The forces of evil seeking to
destroy the forces of good. If your

were here, I know that he would agree
with me. How many times have you heard

say, since we are living on this planet
with these aliens, we cannot stand by

and ignore them?

Really, I...

I don't know what to do.

Maybe we should help Mr. Keema, Mother.

Our golden man needs aid.

How can you turn away and send him to a
tragic fate?

Well, then give me a little bit longer
to think about it.

We must decide now.

We cannot wait.

Maybe we should.

Do not make a decision in haste, Mrs.
Robinson.

I have a suggestion.

What is it?

Let me go to Mr. Keema's camp.

And check out his true motives.

Well, now, I think that's a wonderful
idea.

Then I shall leave immediately.

You're making a terrible mistake, madam.
Mark my words, we shall all suffer for

it. As for you, you jabbering Judas, and
forth our friendship is at an end.

Leave us.

extremely naive and stupid.

I'm sure they will give me the use of
their weapons.

With them, I shall easily conquer our
enemy.

When that has been accomplished, I shall
then destroy the Earth's people.

And with their own weapons.

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the lights dr smith

My misery, how could you all do this to
me?

Like Caesar, I walk trustingly to the
forum, and like Brutus, you have all

stabbed me. Why, Judy, tell me why.

I'm sorry, Dr. Smith, really I am.

Doomed to remain on this ignoble planet,
and all because of blind, misguided

judgment.

Judy, if I could prove to you that you
were wrong about Mr. Kima, would you

go to your mother and convince her to
help him?

I guess so.

But how?

We will go to Mr. Kima's campsite.

I want you to see for yourself what a
wonderful person he really is. Come

dear.

The campsite must be in its immediate
vicinity. I remember Mr. Kemar's

instructions exactly.

Then how could we have missed it?

I don't know.

Why don't you look in that direction,
and I'll search over here.

All right.

If we find the camp, either of us, we'll
call out.

Judy, what's wrong?

Say, wait up, Smith.

I'm trapped in a minefield.

A minefield?

I'll get help.

This terrible calamity has befallen us
quickly.

There's not a moment to lose.

Well, Dr. Smith, what's the trouble?
Judy, Judy is trapped in a minefield.

Quickly, she may be blown to bits at any
moment.

Hurry, oh, dear calamity.

Judy! Mom!

Quiet, madam. The slightest sound
detonates the mines. I've got to go to

No, no, you can't. We'll both be
destroyed.

Mom, help me.

You'll be all right, darling.

I forgot to help her.

Mr. Kima.

I'll try to get her out, Mrs. Robinson.

Please, stay where you are.

Judy's predicament is all my fault.

It never would have happened if I hadn't
come to this planet to fight a war.

Everything's going to be all right,
Judy.

Just put your arm around my shoulder,
and I'll carry you out.

You're all right now.

That horrible alien.

Imagine putting down a minefield where
innocent people might wander into it.

leader of the Zidane is not concerned
with others, Dr. Smith.

He wants only to win his war.

But this is no time to discuss my enemy.

Judy has had a terrifying experience.

She should have rest.

We're very grateful to you for what
you've done, Mr. Kima.

Friends help each other in time of
trouble, Mrs. Robinson.

And now, may I accompany you back to
your spaceship?

No, thank you.

No, we'll be all right now.

Very well, then.

Good day.

Good day, Mr. Kima.

And thank you very much.

Well, madam, I dare say this proves that
I was right about Mr. Kima.

He's a man of courage and integrity.

Will you still refuse to give him those
weapons?

No, Dr. Smith.

I think you're right.

We'll give them to him.

Come on, now. Let's get back to the
spaceship.

Something's happened to him.

I compute.

You compute. We all compute.

I'll handle this, my dear.

All right, you come with him, Todd.

Enough of this nonsense.

Where am I?

Who turned out the lights?

You were sent to Mr. Keymar's camp,
remember?

Yes. Now I remember. Which way did they
go, partner?

Well, did you find out anything about
him?

About him?

About him?

Whom are we discussing?

Mr. Kima, you dunce, the golden man.

You must be mistaken, sir.

The gentleman and I have never met.

Whee!

He's taken leave of his senses. Oh, the
poor robot.

Dear, I do hope it's nothing permanent.

I hope so.

Do you think we can fix him?

I seriously doubt it. He appears to be
too far gone.

Well, we'd better get some tools and
check his systems. Yes.

Alas, poor robot.

I knew him well.

Whee! Here we go round the mulberry
bush, the dubberry bush, the lubberry

Here we go round the blueberry bush so
early.

Haven't you any consideration for
others?

I was taking a nap.

I'm sorry, but this is terribly
important.

It had better be.

What do you want?

Did you plant an electronic minefield to
trap Mr. Kima?

Mine? I have no idea what you're talking
about.

Mr. Kima said you did.

Then it must be so.

Mr. Kima is much too handsome and
charming to lie.

You haven't answered my question.

I don't know why I'm talking to you at
all.

But if you must know...

I had nothing to do with mine,
electronic or otherwise.

Oh, I'm so glad. I knew you couldn't do
anything so mean. Now that I've put your

fears to rest, I shall continue my nap.

Oh, just a minute, sir. Do you think you
could come to our campsite in the

morning? I have no time for social
activities.

But this is about the war.

Mr. Kima wants us to give him our
weapons to fight against you.

Knowing the persuasive powers of my
enemy, I suppose you agreed.

Well, except, Dr. Smith, we were all
against it.

And then Judy got caught in the
minefield.

I see.

But if you'd come to our camp and
explain to Mom that you're innocent, I'm

she'd believe you.

How very young and naive you are.

No one will accept my word against that
of Mr. Kima's.

I believe you.

Only because your heart is innocent and
has not yet been injured by defeat and

cunning. Please say you'll come, sir.

It will do no good.

Goodbye, Penny Robinson.

They're very, very dangerous.

All right, madam. I'm quite familiar
with handling explosive items.

Who's there?

Grenades. Thank heaven the pin wasn't
pulled.

There's no need. I can do it all very
well.

Let me help you.

Careful. Careful. They're extremely
dangerous.

Gently, gently, gently.

Splendid, ladies. You're doing very
well.

He went that -a -way.

Come along, lady.

Time is of the essence.

Ah, yes. Here we are. Careful, careful.

There.

And there.

Laced up his tools, rifles, and a good
supply of neutron bombs.

That should swing the balance of power
and make the key more safer.

Oh, dear. I do hope we're doing the
right thing. Of course we are. Surely

have no doubt.

Well, I just wish I hadn't been so hasty
in making up my mind. Well, you can

still change your mind, Mother. I know
that, dear.

We're not sure that the alien was
responsible for the minefield. Who else

have done such a dastardly deed?

Well, it might have been Mr. Kima.

My dear lady, Mr. Kima saved Judy's
life. We should be grateful, not

I know, but it might have been a trick
to get us to give him the weapon.

To gain our sympathy and support.

Mom is right.

The little alien is innocent.

And how do you know that?

Because he told me so. What are you
saying?

I'm sorry, Mom, but I just had to find
out for myself.

I went to see him. Penny.

He didn't know anything about a
minefield.

Obviously. What else could he say?

I asked him to come and talk to you
personally, but he refused.

He refuses to face us. Further evidence
of his guilt.

Oh, just a moment now, Dr. Smith.

That's not so.

Just because Mr. Keem is good -looking,
he's here.

He changed his mind.

I'm so glad you're here. Now you can
explain everything.

It was foolish of me to come here.

No, perhaps not.

I'm Penny's mother.

This is my daughter, Judy, and you've
already talked to Dr. Smith.

I give you all greeting.

How dare you present yourself here, sir,
especially after what you tried to do?

Oh, Dr. Smith, just a moment.

I do not extend courtesy to potential
murderers, madam. You will leave this

immediately, sir, do you hear? Be gone!

Take a powder!

Scram! Beat it! Double time!

Hop, hop, hop, hop!

Will you be quiet?

Well, you see, the only reason I'm
here... We are not interested in your

reasons, sir.

Dr. Smith, stop!

Now, we must give him a chance to give
his side of it. I couldn't care less

this creature has to say. It will not
change my opinion of him. You have

five seconds to leave here, sir.
Otherwise, I shall be forced.

You can't shoot me.

I'm not out, sir.

The golden man.

They may start shooting at any moment.
We've got to do something.

No, wait.

This camp is a neutral zone.

Now, I ask that you both agree to
respect that neutrality.

Very well, Mrs. Robinson.

I, too, accept your request.

To make sure that you both agree to
this, I ask you to put away your

What about you, sir?

I refuse to place myself in a
defenseless position among my enemies.

Mr. Kemar isn't afraid.

He is brave, and I am obviously a
coward.

Obviously. We shall not meet again,
Penny Robinson.

I will say goodbye.

No, wait.

Now that you're here, perhaps you and
Mr. Kima can work out your differences.

It would be a waste of time.

But there doesn't have to be a war if
you can both negotiate your problem.

Don't you think so, Mr. Kima?

Nothing would please me more.

And you, sir?

He knows my terms for Pete.

They have been stated many times.

Your demands are unreasonable.

They're outrageous, completely out of
the question.

I do not think so.

Now, look, you're both intelligent
beings.

Surely there can be some solution to
this.

My planet does not wish to fight. We are
being forced to wage war.

And my planet will not change its
position in any way. You are a brutal,

uncivilized monster, sir.

Mr. Kima will make some concessions, if
you will. I have nothing further to say

on the subject.

Prepare yourself for battle, Mr. Kima.

As you wish.

Mom!

Stay within the area of your spaceship.
To venture beyond will be dangerous.

Oh, oh, we're doomed. The end is near.

It all seems so stupid and senseless.

My feelings exactly, Mrs. Robinson.

Perhaps I should go after him and try
again. I'm afraid you would only be

wasting your time.

There is nothing anyone can do now.

A state of war already exists.

War! War!

This means war!

Forward march!

White flag march!

White flag march!

White flag march!

Good heavens, he's bereft, sir.

Judging from the matters I see before
me, I'll complete and second your

That way, sir.

Madam, you simply must give Miss Keeva
those weapons.

I'd like a little more time to think
about it. But the war is only a few

off. We have to make a decision now. I
know.

You know, if John were here, I'd... He
would back the golden man to the hilt of

that, I'm sure.

Dear lady, let us examine this problem
calmly and with dispassionate clarity.

Our golden man is in trouble.

That dreadful alien appears to have the
advantage.

Shall we help the knight in shining
armor?

Or the dragon?

I've been over all the pros and cons a
dozen times.

Then why are you hesitating? After all,
he did save Judy from the minefield.

I don't know. It just seems to me
there's something just not quite right

it. Please, madam, spare me your womanly
intuition in this matter.

What about Penny?

She doesn't like him either. The
judgment of a child.

Believe me, we are doing the right
thing. I will simply take those weapons

to Mr. Keemer. He will use them to
destroy his enemy and ours, and happy

are here for us again.

All right, Dr. Smith.

You can take the weapon.

Right back into our arsenal.

What? That's impossible, Mr. Kimo. It's
depending on us.

Well, if I've made a mistake, I'll take
the blame for it. Great comfort that

will be to us in the years of hardship
and deprivation ahead.

Please take the weapons back into the
spaceship.

Now. Very well.

In a moment.

Oh, dear.

I have had dark moments in the past, but
truly these are the ultimate depth of

despair.

and freedom in my hands, and I am forced
to throw them away.

Well, I can't, and I won't.

She will thank me for this later.

Where am I? What happened?

Now I remember.

Mr. Kima. I found out about Mr. Kima.
Did you really? We know all we have to

know about the Golden Man. There's
nothing you can tell us.

Then you will act accordingly.

Indeed, I will.

Mr. Keema!

Mr. Keema, where are you?

I have a little gift for you, Mr. Keema.
I think you'll like it.

Oh, there you are, Mr. Keema.

It's safe, isn't it? The war hasn't
begun.

Not yet.

Well, thank goodness I found you. I was
beginning to give up hope.

So was I, sir.

You brought me arms.

Dr. Smith, I can't tell you how grateful
I am. Just vanquish our mutual enemy,

Mr. Kimo. That's all the repayment I
want.

And transportation back to Earth, of
course. With these, my victory is

Your words are sweet music to my ears.

Mr. Kimo, what is this? Don't touch!

A hyper -atomic cannon.

Beauty, isn't it?

I pride and joy.

Very deadly.

And destructive.

Formidable looking.

Mr. Keener, I don't wish to pry, but
couldn't you defeat your enemy with this

hyper -atomic cannon?

Perhaps I had best explain, Dr. Smith.

You see, my opponent and I are evenly
matched in military strength.

For every offensive weapon I possess, he
has a deterrent. The same situation

applies to myself.

I see.

And that's why you wanted arms from us.
The alien has no defense against them.

Exactly. Then our success is assured.

Thanks to you, sir.

Oh, my dear Mr. Keema, I'm delighted to
have been of service. After all, what

good is life if one cannot offer the
hand of friendship?

Ah, yes.

The hand of friendship.

Ah.

Mr. Keema.

I am Mr. Keema.

No, that can't be.

That's impossible.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,
Dr. Smith.

Look at me.

Am I not as attractive as the golden
man?

But this doesn't make any sense.

I needed your weapons to fight the
leader of the Zidans.

He would have found my true form
repulsive and refused to give them to

So I became...

The handsome Mr. Keema.

But you saved you.

I also planted the minefield.

That was part of my plan to secure your
sympathy and health.

Now that I have what I want, there is no
longer any reason to hide the truth.

What are you going to do to us?

First I shall destroy my enemy, and then
to complete my victory.

I shall destroy you and the other
members of your party.

You can't.

We are your friends.

You are my enemies.

How would I be friendly with anyone so
ugly and repulsive as an earthling?

The very sight of you sickens me.

Out!

Yes, indeed.

Mrs. Robinson, those terrible things
happen. We must turn on the force field

once and prepare our defense.

Turn it on at once, do you hear? Hurry,
everybody, hurry.

Dr. Smith, you took the weapons to Mr.
Keener, didn't you? There's no time to

discuss that now. We're all in terrible
danger.

You deliberately disobeyed my orders.
Now, look, we'll just go right back

and bring those weapons here. I can't.
Oh, dear, I've made a dreadful mistake.

Mr. Keener is a monster.

He assumed the form of the golden man
only to trick us. The light, we must

the light. I knew there was a good
reason why I didn't like it.

And you were so right, my dear.

Oh, I'm so ashamed.

It's just that he was so intelligent and
charming, and all the time he wanted

our weapons so he could destroy his
enemy.

Well, you are completely responsible for
this. Now that Mr. Kima has what he

wants, maybe he'll leave us alone.

I'm afraid not. He means to destroy us
all. He told me so.

Maybe we could get the little alien to
help us.

Not after he learns what Dr. Smith did.

Well, it's worth a try, isn't it? Oh,
Mom, please let me go. Oh, absolutely

It's much too dangerous.

Now, Dr. Smith, do as I ask, please. Go
and get the weapons and bring them back.

The little alien must be warned. You got
us into this. Now you can get us out,

right? Right. Come on.

Penny, no.

Come back.

I can't go on. I'm exhausted.

What's there, Dr. Smith?

Perhaps we can warn the alien later.

up for a moment, Dr. Smith.

We can get up now.

What's that?

What in the world is this?

Is it a bomb?

A bomb?

Oh, thank heaven.

It's a turd.

Thank you, Mr. President.

For the medal, there was no need.

I did what any other man would have
done.

Dr. Smith!

Where am I?

Oh, it's you, Penny.

We've got to get out of here. Penny, am
I all right? I'm afraid to look.

Yes, you're fine. Come on.

I'm afraid.

Oh, Dr. Smith, we're too late.

You poor thing.

Penny, go back to your spaceship.

You're in terrible danger here.

No, I won't leave you. It's our fault
this happened.

Mr. Kima got the neutron bombs from us.
I gave them to him. I'm sorry.

You were so mean and ugly, and he was so
kind and handsome.

You are not to be blamed, Dr. Smith.

Most of us are taken in by surface
beauty and flattery.

You acted only in a normal manner.

Now you must go.

or you too will be destroyed.

No, I'm not going to leave you.

Take her away, Dr. Smith.

You must.

He's right, Penny.

There's nothing we can do for our friend
now.

Go with him, Penny.

Please let me stay.

Come, Penny, come. He's right. Come,
Charlie.

Mr. Smith, are you all right?

What's the matter, Penny?

Don't you recognize me?

But you're handsome.

No, Penny.

I'm still the ugly little alien you knew
before.

I have only assumed this form so that
you will remember me fondly in the

and not with repugnance.

You didn't have to change yourself for
me, sir. I like you no matter how you

look. Thank you, Penny.

What happened?

Help me up, dear.

Oh, my back. It's a disaster.

You're a hero, Dr. Smith. You threw the
bomb back to Mr. Keema.

I did?

That's right.

I guess you can't judge anybody by
appearances, can you, Dr. Smith? That's

right. And I'm glad you've learned your
lesson.

We saw these trees move. They lived on
solar energy. And later we found this

mountain, pure titanium.

Sounds wonderful.

And then later on we saw this lake that
was colored gold.

Anything exciting happen around here?
Oh, nothing much.

We just had a war.

A war?

Oh, it was nothing important, dear. It
was just a small war.

Hardly anything.

And one, two, three, four. One, two,
three, four. One, two, three, four. Oh,

you'll never learn.

Hey, Smith, what's with the robot?

You are looking at our first line of
defense, Major. In the event that we are

ever attacked again, we shall be fully
prepared.

All right, soldier.

Straighten up, look alive, get your chin
up, and let's have a little nap in our

marching, shall we?

Yes, sir.

Very well.

Wow, Dr. Smith, you ought to see this.

Astronomical scanning data indicates
that you are now observing Omega Nebula.

Check, and that means that... It means
that you've had quite enough stargazing

for one night, William.

Now gather up your placings and we'll go
back to camp. I can feel a chill coming

out. Oh, dear, I knew it. The rigors of
being a babysitter for boy astronomers.

Now hurry, hurry. But, Dr. Smith, you
don't understand. A sneeze at night is a

cold germ's delight. That's all I need
to understand. Now go.

But, Dr. Smith, we have the Omega Nebula
in sight.

How far is that from Earth?

Oh, a few thousand light years, I guess.
Ha, indeed.

But it's in the Sagittarius
constellation, and if Dad can get it...

moment. Could you say Sagittarius?

Sure.

Ah, so it is.

You know, my boy, I am a Sagittarian.

It's my astral signature, so to speak.

We have remarkable qualities, we
Sagittarians. Always cheerful, always

Honest, outspoken.

But, Dr. Smith, that's astrology, not
astronomy.

Don't split hairs, my boy. Now, where
was I?

Ah, yes.

Outspoken, determined, self -reliant,
bold.

Warning, warning.

Warning, warning indeed.

Stop cackling, you silly sausage.

A high -velocity solar gale is
approaching the area.

Take cover immediately.

Convective rate of flow increasing
rapidly.

Repeat. Take cover immediately.