All language subtitles for Lost in Space s02e14 The Dream Monster

Last week, as you recall, we left our
space family suffering in the grip of a

blistering solar heat wave.

All were unaware that an alien Dr.

Frankenstein, with his golden monster,
was soon to disrupt their peaceful

What kind of contraption is that, Dr.
Smith?

It's a punker, my boy. Very popular with
Rajahs, Pashas, Caliphs, and similar

powerful potentates. You may share in
its cooling breeze if you promise to

your breathing down to a minimum.

That's a pretty good breeze.

But does it do anything for the robot?

It lowers my thermal balance to a point
where all senses perform at optimum

efficiency. Be still, you babbling
birdbrain. No one is interested in your

of health.

Have either of you seen Penny?

Well, I haven't seen her since
breakfast, ma 'am. Would you care to

blessings of my humble invention, madam?

No, thank you.

Pull, Minnie.

What a time for the air unit to go out.

Yeah, someone sure overloaded us.

You know, you said that as though you
think I did it.

Well, that wasn't my meaning.

You know, you're being a little
hypersensitive, Don.

Hypersensitive? Oh, now, look.

Oh, dear, I was hoping Penny was up
here.

She's not in her cabin.

You want me to go look for her?

No, no, that's all right, darling. You
go on with your work. I'll go. All

Here's a thirsty one.

You're not going to die like all the
others because of the heat.

I'll see to that.

Here, Debbie, you want to water it?

Don't be afraid, little girl. He won't
hurt you.

Who are you?

I am Stisma.

This is Radium.

He's my masterpiece.

Of course, he's not quite ready for
exposure yet.

He walked today for the first time.

Good, that didn't give him very much
power on his first promenade. That's why

ended up in such a ridiculous position.

Who are you?

I'm Penny Robinson.

What were you doing to that growth
there?

I was watering it. And it's not a grove.
It's a very beautiful flower. I wanted

to keep it alive.

Don't you think it's beautiful?

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

When things are beautiful, they give you
such a thrilling, wonderful feeling.

Thrilling, wonderful feeling.

Where exactly is this feeling located?

Just all over. It's a part of you.

Like hope and courage, loyalty and love.

So these feelings are all part of you,
village ordinary.

I wonder if I should give a little of
each of them to Radium.

What would you take with some of these
feelings?

Oh, you can't buy a person's feelings.

Everybody has their own.

They do.

I think I'd better get back to the
Jupiter, too.

Come on, Debbie.

Come on. Bye.

Feeling wonderful,

beautiful.

Courage, loyalty, love.

Brilliant. How would you like to feel
the thrill of beauty?

The beauty that's in that growth, for
instance. I think she called it a

Obviously, you are lacking in feeling.
That must be corrected.

Is there enough exercise for one day?
Take him back to the ship.

Those feelings she spoke of call for
study.

I must make my laboratory on this planet
for a while.

That child may have the very element I
need for radium.

I must find some way to extract them.

Oh, my goodness. I was just about to go
back and send out a search party for

you. Where on earth have you been? Don't
you know what there's heat to do to

you? Heat doesn't affect children as
much as grown -ups, Mom.

Obviously not.

Well, at least you had the good sense to
bring your canteen with you.

Where were you?

Oh, Debbie and I were over in Green Rock
Canyon.

I gave most of my water to a flower.

A flower?

And that's not all.

While I was watering it, a strange
creature appeared.

At first, I didn't know what he was
going to do. A creature?

Then Sesmar showed up, and he told me
that... Come on, you're going to go

home with me. I'm going to put you in a
cool bath. I think you've got a touch of

heat stroke. Come on.

Okay.

Let's give it a try.

It appears that our

air conditioning engineers have finally
earned their keep and high time, too.

You may rest, you pusillanimous punker.

Ah, may I share the cool air with you,
my dear?

Of course.

Oh, what a blessing, what a relief.

I could have had this fixed much
earlier, you know, if only I'd had the

I'm sure you could have, Dr. Tim.

How's Penny?

Still babbling to Mother about someone
called Sesmar.

I tell you that heat's made her more
kooky than she was before.

Well, a little extra cool air will
accelerate her recovery.

Don't overload it, Dr. Smith.

Never fear.

Smith is here.

Ah, it's working.

Perhaps just a trifle more.

What's with fooling with that air
conditioning unit?

Oh, Dr. Smith tried to.

I was deeply concerned for dear Penny
Simpson with heat frustration.

Don't give me that.

You're never concerned about anyone but
Zachary Smith.

Dr. Zachary Smith, if you please.

So you did it for Penny, eh?

Smith, in your entire life, you've never
done anything for anyone but yourself.

He let me share his punker. I let him
share my punker. Your punker.

Which you made from insulation you stole
from our food storage unit.

I've had him up to here. I can't take
any more now. Either he goes or I do.

now, Don, surely you don't mean that.

Dear friend, rather than place you on
the horns of a tragic dilemma, and in

interest of harmony, I am quite prepared
to voluntarily remove myself from the

camp.

Is no one going to stop me?

Well, you did volunteer to leave, didn't
you?

Yes, I did.

But a few more protestations on your
part would not have been amiss.

Well, in a few days, when we're all
feeling a little less irritable, maybe

things will change.

Not for me, they won't.

Bah, Mater.

Oh, the pain.

The pain.

Adieu.

A series of

minor character disorders induced by
excessive temperature, that's all it

In the morning, when their consciences
begin to trouble them, they'll come and

get me.

Indeed, they will.

Down on your knees, Major, and beg
forgiveness.

Not until then will I even consider
returning.

Sweet revenge.

It's a nightmare.

It must be the heat.

Nice work. Excellent.

Well, which one are you?

The little girl's father.

The little girl?

You mean Penny?

Are you the step -ma she was babbling
about? She told you about it.

Did she also tell you that I tried to
buy some of her feeling for beauty,

loyalty, love, and that sort of thing?
My dear sir, I am not the child's

I am Dr. Zachary Smith. And let me
assure you that I have nothing whatever

with any of them.

As a matter of fact, I've cut myself off
from all dealings with them. They

infuriate in me.

Infuriate? Is that a feeling?

A very dangerous one. I can imitate the
actions of a tiger when I'm aroused.

That's very interesting.

But I don't think it would be advisable
to give that feeling to Raelian.

I'm just a laboratory assistant. Agree
with me.

I'm rather proud of those little devils.

After all, I made them out of nothing
much but string and bailing wire to use

one of your earthbound colloquialisms,
Doctor.

You made them?

Yes. Just as I made him.

Oh.

Don't touch.

When he is finished, he will be the very
acme of organic perfection and beauty.

He will be the prototype for future
generations of biophysicists to look up

and try to surpass.

But they never will.

His lifespan is practically eternal.

He will be my guard against all dangers.

How exciting.

Tell me, dear sir, would you have any
interest at all in taking him to Earth?

I could be your guide when we got there.
We could surely negotiate a fabulous

contract to make hundreds like him, a
whole army of Radion. Silence!

Radion is unique.

There will never be another like him.

Dream over here.

are going to find out what other
feelings you are capable of other than

infuriation. But why?

No!

They may be useful on radium.

Sly, lazy, cowardly, sycophantic.

Jordan, there's nothing useful about you
at all.

Indeed, sir. I consider that a deadly
insult.

Character is fascination.

The worm is turning.

You barbarous little devil.

What an excellent idea.

They suggest that I reduce you to your
basic chemistry and put you together

again. They don't approve of your
unworthy characteristics any more than I

Oh, please, sir, don't fiddle with my
chemistry.

I have the deepest admiration for you,
the greatest respect for your

achievements.

You're flattering me, Smith.

Remarkable how accurate these calipers
are.

I made them in my spare time.

You're a genius, master.

Don't bore me with your blandishments
Smith I'm moving him out

so that I can move you in Stand

over

there

Put him on the table. No, no, please.

You can't do this to me. It's murder.

Nothing of the sort. Chemical reduction
and transposition.

I'm not going to destroy anything,
Smith.

I'm simply going to do a little
rearranging.

No, no, please.

Wait and listen to me. On earth, I'm an
exceptionally wealthy man. I'd be more

than happy to contribute to your
studies.

A laboratory in your name. A hospital.

A foundation.

Oh, dear.

I doubt that. But I can. I can.

I can get lots of feelings for you. All
the feelings you want.

Who? How?

From the others.

All the cardinal virtues you want for a
young.

Would you allow me to sit up, please?

Oh, thank you very much.

How generous you are, sir. How kind.

Oh, thank you, thank you, sir. How kind
you are. Never mind all that. Well, I

love your home. You've done it very
well. You be quiet.

What are these virtues and where do we
get them?

They'd better be something useful to
Radion for your sake.

Virtues, yes, sir.

Virtues.

I'm so dry, sir. May I have a drink,
please?

Ah, yes.

There we are, lovely.

Splendid, lovely, delicious. Thank you
so much. May I ask what it is?

It is the molecular equivalent of
mangoes, papayas, passion fruit, hickory

all chemically rearranged from the
common or garden skunk cabbage.

Skunk cabbage.

It has a lovely flavor.

I'm waiting, Smith.

Yes, now let me see.

Feelings, wasn't it? Yes, feelings.

Sound human qualities. Is that what you
want for Radian?

I have already said so.

What about leadership?

A little solid technical know -how. You
can get that from Professor Robinson.

What else?

Mrs. Robinson has a great capacity for
love. Would you like that?

And then there's Judy, so warm and
sensitive and young -willed, full of

enthusiasm and eagerness for learning.
And Penny. I know all about her.

Yes, yes, of course you do.

And then there's Major West.

Now, there's a man of feelings for you.

Personally, I detest him. But Radian
might be able to use some of his

aggressiveness. Well, sir, there you
are. Now you can go right ahead and

chemically reduce them to your heart's
content.

May I go now, please?

No. What is it you want, sir?

Haven't I helped you enough?

Not quite.

Some of those qualities may be useful to
Radian, but the question is how we're

going to get them.

Well, that is your problem, is it not?

No, Smith, it's yours.

You will capture these qualities on this
portable transpirator.

You will focus it on them like a camera,
without them being aware of what you're

doing.

Not that way around, the other way.

There you are.

Don't press that button.

Then you will return here.

But I can't.

I've been banished from their camp.

Oh, I think a man who can talk himself
out of chemical reduction can talk his

way into making a few simple
transpirations.

Take him to the detention area.

When it is light, you will travel with
him.

What will you not be capable of once we
have transpired some of these fine human

qualities into you?

I thought he might have come back this
morning. Yeah, well, if he did, I'd send

him right back where he came from.

Hmm.

So you came back just as voluntarily as
you left, eh, Smith?

Gosh, Dr. Smith, why didn't you tell us
you were coming back?

Yes, why did you come back?

Purely for sentimental reasons. I wanted
a picture of all of you to remember you

by. Did you take a picture of me while I
was combing my hair?

I couldn't resist it, my dear. You
looked so winsome.

And now you, Professor.

What was that for?

You looked so characteristically you,
John, then. A man of leadership and

authority. I see that.

No, no, it's a very delicate instrument.

Now you listen to me, Smith.

Oh, no, you don't. Get angry, Major. Get
as angry as you can. Rave and rant at

me. It'll be marvelous. Come on, Major.

Smith, you put that down.

There.

Perfect shot.

Thank you very much, gentlemen.

wastes the film.

I didn't even know Dr. Smith had a
camera like that.

I've never seen one just like it before.

I'd sure like to see what kind of
pictures it takes.

Ah, this must be the young boy, Will.

enthusiasm, eagerness to learn.

It's all here.

Congratulations, Smith. Thank you very
much, sir.

In fact, they're all excellent, except
this one.

That must be Major West.

You know, Smith, you could make an
excellent laboratory assistant for me.

It's very kind of you to say so, sir.

I might even be able to help you with
Radian.

Yes, you might, you might.

And I might even impose upon you to make
a brief stop at the planet Earth once

we leave here.

That is, if my work proves satisfactory,
Master.

The planet Earth?

Oh, yes, you might, you might. At last,
at last.

What was that?

Nothing at all, sir. Just another
expression of my deepest respect for

master.

Well, let's see what the characteristics
that you've captured on the

transpiration plate will do for radium.

With these added human qualities, you
will not only be unique, but you will be

the prototype for the man of the future.

What do these flowers do for you?

Why did you do that?

He may have an allergy.

That's a human quality, too, you know.

No.

Clearly, personal contact with the donor
of these qualities is necessary.

Character transpiration is rather like
blood transfusion.

They must come here.

You mean you want me to go back there?

No. This is a task I must perform myself
later today.

It's going to require tact.

The quality which I don't believe is
quite up your alley, as they say.

As they used to say, Master. It's rather
dated now.

I want all of you to police this area.

We may have visitors.

Take this, sir.

Well, I may have to do a little
planning, but before too long, you and I

make wonderful music together.

Told you, told you, won't you marry me?

It's a fife and rum.

How can I marry such a pretty girl as
you?

and I've got no... Delightful.

Perfectly delightful.

Oh, Sezmar.

Then you haven't forgotten me.

How could I? Everybody told me I was
imagining you. Come on in, and you can

prove I wasn't.

Dad, he's here. Oh, Nat Smith again.

This is the gentleman you wouldn't
believe I saw.

His name's Sezmar.

Who are you?

What do you want here?

Oh, I have lived on this planet for
almost a year now, according to your

reckoning. I believe that gives me some
sort of eminent domain, doesn't it, in

your peculiar terminology?

It's Tesmar, Ma.

Tesmar. Oh, well, then you're... As you
can see, I am quite real.

What do you want here?

You seem to be having some little
difficulty with your atmospheric

May I know

I

Don't think you should have any more
trouble with it now

the molecular replicator, just
miniature, of course.

Here's something that I think you might
find useful. It's a transponder

interrogator. You might use it in your
communication system.

And this is a digitizer, which you will
find enormously helpful. It will

increase the efficiency of your robot.

And I also have an impact predictor.

It might help you to avoid meteor storms
during the course of your travel. Now,

just why are you giving us all these
things? Oh, as remuneration for those

excellent transpirator images of you?

Transpirator images?

Did you get those from Dr. Smith?

Oh, he was the most willing worker in
the interest of science.

You mean in the interest of Smith?

You must be Major West. That's right.

He's no more fond of you than you are of
him.

Well, as you have probably guessed, I am
a biophysicist.

Deposited on those plates are the code
symbols of all the qualities that make

you what you are.

Sure, and taken without our consent.

Only because...

Transpiration is more effective when the
subject is unaware of the purpose.

What purpose is that?

The transpiration of all your fine human
qualities into radium.

That's a strange creature I saw, Mom.

Ah, but he's no longer strange.

Now he's superb.

He would like very much to thank you all
in person.

Who is this radium, and what have you
gotten from us?

Oh, see for yourself.

What do you say, Dad? Shall we go?

It certainly aroused my curiosity.

Mine, too.

And mine.

All right, we'll go. John, we can't. We
go.

All right, look, I'm outnumbered, but if
we do go, we're taking the chariot.

We may need all its firepower.

Warning! Warning!

Myophysical experiments extremely
dangerous to Earth people.

Repeat, extremely dangerous.

Warning! Warning!

I don't like it at all.

Don't you think you're carrying your
caution a little too far?

No further than this, sweet talk.

Would you step into the conveyor tube,
please?

Welcome to my flying laboratory.

Well, don't be alarmed, children.
They're stuffed.

Half of them went into the making of
radio.

He doesn't look as scary as he did the
first time I saw him.

Oh, he's as gentle as a lamb, as human
as you are yourself.

He is my life's work, my masterpiece.

He is the ideal organism.

He is perfection itself.

But without human qualities, he would be
just another android.

As ordinary as that robot of yours.

Our robot's not ordinary.

I'm glad to hear you say that.

It shows loyalty.

A very desirable quality for Radian.

Thank the young man, Radian.

I thank you.

You're welcome.

He sure has a warm handshake. A human
handshake.

I'll thank the ladies, Radion.

I thank you.

I thank you.

I'll thank the lovely lady over there.

Maureen, wait.

John, I don't like this handshaking
business.

It's just a formality.

Exactly. Fine.

All right, I'm going back to the ship.
I'll pick up some gear. I'll meet you at

the drill site.

Radium is waiting to thank you, Mrs.
Robinson.

I thank you, Mrs.

Robinson. You're very welcome.

Mrs. Robinson, I understand that the
strongest force in your world is love.

It is.

I'm very glad you have given it to
Radium.

Now, thank Professor Robinson, Radium.

I thank you.

Who appointed you, meteorologist?

I am self -appointed by default of
others. What others?

All others.

Well, that's just great.

Someone has to mind the store.

Is there any more paper?

Does it matter?

If you two are finished with this very
important job, it might be a good idea

clean up this mess.

Why? What difference does it make? What
difference does anything make?

Listen, you two, that's not funny. I
want this swept up now.

We'll do it later.

I said now, Penny.

Do you hear me?

Now.

matter with him.

It's just one of his eager beaver days.

He'll get it.

Hey,

what's

the big idea?

I expected you to join me at the drill
site a couple of hours ago.

I guess I forgot.

That's not all you forgot.

For one thing, how to behave like the
commander of this ship.

John, what's the matter with you?

Do you know that all of our
implementation was in an off position?

So what?

What's so important about that?

You realize what you're saying?

Well, it's like saying that survival
isn't important.

John, I don't like the way you're
acting.

Something's not right around here.
You're acting like you're in some kind

cloud cuckoo land somewhere and nothing
matters.

You haven't heard me complaining, have
you?

This all started when you shook hands
with that so -called gentle Radion.

I don't like the way you're acting. Any
of you, it's...

Don't you understand?

Shizma wanted your fine human qualities
for that ape.

And he got them. You know how?

By depriving you of them.

That's plain ridiculous.

It is.

You want some proof?

All right, I'll get it.

Indeed, you are an apt pupil.

Very, very good.

Pass down, pass down.

What have you done to Radian? I'm
waiting for an answer.

We were just having a bit of harmless
fun, Master.

By turning Radian into a clown? How dare
you?

Where's my remote control?

I... I borrowed it.

Look at him.

Behaving like a sentimental dolt.

Isn't that one of the qualities you
wanted him to have?

No, it isn't.

I see now what I did wrong.

I gave him all the good human qualities
and none of the bad ones.

He'll need some of those to cope with
people like you.

Villion!

Guard this earthly.

Come here.

Now listen carefully.

I have a very important task for you.

An ideal combination.

A little of Smith's cunning, a touch of
your pugnacious qualities, Major, and

Radian should be fully equipped to
survive in any hostile environment.

I want you to know, says Martha, the
minute I'm out of this mess, you and

precious masterpiece of yours has had
it.

Don't threaten him, Major. He can easily
reduce that to our basic chemistry.

Just my luck, being hooked up with a
spineless character like you. Far too

for you.

Now, that should be perfect.

I caught you both in your most
characteristic attitudes.

Well, let us see what this plate will do
for Radian.

Thank the gentleman, Radian.

until I can think of some other use for
their bodies.

Doomed. Hopelessly doomed. Shut up. No
need to be rude, Major. We have to be

very careful with each other now.

Yeah. Sezmar's buddy.

Well,

how do we get out of this?

You're supposed to be the electronic
genius. You tell me.

That's funny.

What's funny?

Well, I haven't changed.

Neither have you.

You didn't depersonalize us the way you
did the others.

What do you mean?

Well, I'm just as mad as I ever was, and
you, well, you're just as unbearable.

Spare me the poisonous barbs, Major.

You know, I think I know why. He told us
that transpiration is only effective

when the subject is unaware of its
purpose.

Well, we were aware.

Then Radion does not have our human
qualities?

He may, and he may not.

There's only one way to find out.

Ask him to help us. Somehow we've got to
find a way to get those transpiration

plates out of his hide.

If we can do that and destroy them,
well, maybe the Robinsons will become

they were.

Maybe that'll do it.

The least you can do is let me know when
you're planning something.

See that machine over there, Smith? That
activated these magnetic manacles when

he locked us in.

If we can get Radion to turn it on
again, I think I've got a way to short

-circuit it.

Allow me, Major, I understand these
things much better. Diplomacy was never

strong point.

Radian, dear Radian.

Radian, these manacles appear to be just
a little tight. I know your master

wouldn't want us to injure our wrists.

He might want to use them. I'll tell my
master.

No, no, no, no, Radian.

Why don't you do it yourself? I know
your master will be delighted if you

exercise a little independent thinking.

Yes, Master would be delighted.

We'd better surrender.

Drop that torch.

I want those transpiration plates,
Desmar, and I want them now.

All right, I will give them to you.

But I must have the remote control unit.

Okay. But don't try anything funny, or
you'll all be nothing but cinders.

Cinders? Give it to him, Smith.

You realize that you're ruining a
magnificent experiment.

Never mind the beautiful experiment.

Just give me those plates. Come on,
hurry it up!

Seed them!

Stop, Rado! Stop!

I thought I'd rendered them passive.

Oh, well, everything's imperfect in its
imperfect universe.

I can't go another step. I've completely
lost it. What do you want me to do,

Smith? Give you a fireman's carry?

Would you please?

Come on.

Why are we stopping here?

To wait for Radion. He'll destroy us.

On the contrary, we'll destroy him and
those plates once we get a chance.

I think I'm going to change. Save it for
later, Smith.

Here, let's try to get this off. Raise
your arm.

I want to talk to you.

Talk? You're in pretty bad shape.

Maybe I can fix you up.

You are not Sezmar?

No, but I've got a pretty good knowledge
of electronics.

If you come over here, I'll see what I
can do for you.

I'd come, but first you throw away
torch.

Still got plenty of you left enough.

Well, here's our chance.

It didn't affect him a bit. Let's get
back to the ship.

What ship?

Come on.

How did you two get together? Never
mind.

Radium's after us.

It's radio. Why don't you go inside and
take it easy? We need a laser gun.

You know where they are. Watch it,
Smith. What are you planning to do,

Shoot these manacles off us. Having
taken leave of your senses, I'm too

die. I will not allow it, Smith.

John,

be still.

Careful, careful, careful.

Thanks. I'm finally rid of you, Smith.
That goes double for me, Major.

Mars perfect man now. The one you helped
to create, John.

No, it's no use. It won't have any
effect on us.

Android. I am a robot.

Robot. Affirmative.

Friend. That statement does not compute.

I am brave, strong, cunning.

I tell lies.

I also tell truth.

I am very loyal.

You will be loyal.

Negative. Do not refuse my friendship or
else.

It's all right. He's deactivated.

I don't know what's been going on, but I
feel as though I've been on a vacation

from the living and have only just
returned.

So do I.

I feel the same way.

Me too.

Don, I feel as if I've hurt you in some
way. Is that true?

Radio!

Radio!

What have you done to him?

You did it to him, Sesma.

You wanted too much from him.

My whole life's work shorted out.

You're right. I wanted to make him all
powerful.

And in doing so, I corrupted him and
myself.

My laboratory's wrecked.

Well, I must return to my home and start
all over again.

I would consider selling him, I suppose.

Make us an offer.

Smith!

Well, back to the drawing board.

You're far from a bargain at any price.
Aren't you going with the master, Smith?

I mean, after all, I thought you were
ready to give him everything.

I've had a change of heart. I couldn't
bear to think of the sadness I'd leave

behind if I were to go.

How dare you laugh at me, you
cantankerous, cold -hearted clump.

A strong cold front is headed in this
direction and should produce

showers and occasional thunderstorms
during the night.

Temperature will fall to freezing level
as the cold front moves inland.

Barometric pressure is... Who appointed
him meteorologist? That was my job.

Yeah, along with the rest of the chores
you've neglected lately.

I guess it was the weather.

Don't you think you better tell him what
really happened?

That is, if you feel like being head man
again.

Yes, I'm going to call a meeting.

And there's going to be one item on the
agenda.

Human qualities.

Now, they can't be bought, sold, traded,
or given away.

Remove yourself, you bubble -headed
booby. This meeting is only for those

human qualities.

Which includes you out. What?

Unhand me at once, you shooters.

We've enjoyed some delightful
experiences together.

And some tragic ones, too, I might add.

You're not very romantic. Don't you know
what time of year this is?

It's May.

Springtime. Not on this unhappy planet.

I was talking about Earth.

Ah, Earth.

Springtime at home.

Walking hand in hand through nature's
wonderland.

Oh, my.

What would I give at this very moment
for even the lowly hot dog with mustard

and onions literally smothered in
relish?

You're back to eating again.

My dear child, you have your important
memories.

Please permit me to have mine. And now
we'd best start back to camp. All this

talk of food has brought on a ferocious
appetite.

I think the spaceship's that way, Dr.
Smith.

My sense of direction is infallible this
way.

Oh, Dr. Smith, wait.

Look at this one.

Want to smell it? Very well. Give it
here.

Oh, Dr.

Smith, what is it?

It must have just landed.

I don't care when it got here.

I want nothing to do with it.

Aren't you just a little bit curious?

Not in the least.

Not only did curiosity kill the cat, but
it's done in a goodly number of humans

as well.

That thing on top, it's moving.

I don't like it.

Then there's someone inside.

I don't like it at all.

Come no closer.

We don't mean you any harm, sir. We're
friends.

Indeed we are.

I have no friends.

They're cannons.

Cannons? And they're pointing straight
at us.

Don't shoot. I'm innocent.

And so is she.

It's going to fire. No.