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Ally, you're gonna be
on a magazine cover.
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And I've been in a few magazines.
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Let me show you how
to pose like a pro.
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Bam!
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I don't know.
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I've taken a lot
of employee ID pictures.
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I think you should do
something more like this.
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Maybe I can try something
that combines the two.
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Hi, Dez.
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Hey, Ally.
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I'm flattered, but not interested.
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I'm not flirting with you.
I'm practicing poses.
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I'm gonna be on the cover
of Miami Music.
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They named me their
songwriter of the year.
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Whoo! That's a relief.
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A photographer's coming over
tonight to take her picture.
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Hey, I haven't gotten fired
from tranquility spa yet.
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Why don't you come over
for a day of beauty and relaxation?
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Ooh, I can't. The South Beach Chili
Cook-off is today.
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Not you. Ally.
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I have too much to do today. I have
to pick up my dress from the cleaners
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and go to my grandma's to borrow
her necklace for the photo shoot.
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Can't you wear just any necklace?
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No, I really wanna wear that one.
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It's been in my family
for generations.
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It would mean a lot to her.
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I can get all that stuff for you.
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Wait. Is it the grandma that makes
delicious cookies
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or the one that tells really boring
stories and smells like cabbage?
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- Cookies.
- Yes! Whoo!
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You said you would help me with
the chili cook-off today.
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There's plenty of time
for everything.
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Ally, go to the spa.
You deserve a relaxing day.
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Thanks, Austin.
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Trish, let's go have
our day of beauty.
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Wish I could get a massage.
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This chili cook-off
has really stressed me out.
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Hey, Trish, could you give me
a quick little neck rub?
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Really? You want me to put
my hands on your neck?
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On second thought, I'm good.
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♪ When the crowd wants more
I bring on the thunder ♪
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♪ 'Cause you've got my back
And I'm not going under ♪
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♪ You're my point
You're my guard ♪
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♪ You're the perfect chord ♪
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♪ And I see our names together
On every billboard ♪
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♪ We're headed for the top
We've got it on lock ♪
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♪ We'll make 'em say "Hey!" ♪
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♪ And we'll keep rockin' ♪
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♪ Oh, there's no way I could
Make it without ya ♪
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♪ Do it without ya
Be here without ya ♪
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♪ It's no fun
When you're doing it solo ♪
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♪ With you it's like, "Whoa"
Yeah, and I know ♪
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♪ I own this dream ♪
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♪ 'Cause I got you with me ♪
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♪ There's no way I could
Make it without ya ♪
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♪ Do it without ya
Be here without ya ♪
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All right, here are the pots.
What else do we need?
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Let's check the list.
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Probably shouldn't have left
this on the cutting board.
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Anyone seen this redheaded...
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Dezperado?
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Hi, Chuck. Still carrying around
that stupid "wanted" poster?
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Nobody thinks it's funny.
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"Wanted
for making bad chili."
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Classic.
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Thought about
where you're gonna put
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your second place
certificate this year?
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I'll probably frame it
and give it to my grandma.
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She'll put it
on her 'fridge and... wait.
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I'm not coming in second place.
I'm gonna win.
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Yeah, just because
you beat him last year
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and the year before that and the year
before that and the year before that,
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doesn't mean you beat
him every year.
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Uh, yeah, it does.
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I'll see you out
at the chili round-up at high noon.
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The chili cook-off's
at 3:00.
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You know what I mean.
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Oh, we'll be there,
Chucky the Kid.
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'Cause I'm the fastest chili maker
in the West... Side of the mall.
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Draw!
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Man, he's good.
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Adios, muchachos.
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You're not worried, are you?
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Not at all.
The spiciest chili always wins,
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and this year,
I have a secret weapon.
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They call it
the "Your Mommy Pepper."
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'Cause one taste
and you're crying for your mommy.
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Chuck'll be crying for his mommy,
'cause you're finally gonna beat him.
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All I need is one little scoop.
Now we have to be careful.
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You do not wanna get this
on your finger... Ow! My finger!
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My shirt!
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Whoa! You are so
gonna win this year.
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Spending the day at a beauty
spa was a great idea, Trish.
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Shh! We're supposed
to be relaxing.
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Trish! What are you doing?
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You're supposed to be working.
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I am, Madame Trinka.
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I'm showing this customer
how to properly relax.
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I need you to wash the towels,
refill the waters,
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and wipe down the massage tables.
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I'm watching you.
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Don't worry, I'm working.
I'm working.
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I guess I have to go
pretend to work now,
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but you stay here and relax.
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This coconut water
is kind of thick.
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That's massage oil.
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Sorry. I probably
shouldn't have put that there.
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I guess it does kind of
look like water.
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Do you need anything before I go?
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My foot bath's getting
kind of cold.
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The hot water's all
the way in the back.
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I'll just put a couple
of these hot rocks in.
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Why do you have hot rocks?
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We use them for hot rock massages.
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It's supposed
to be really relaxing.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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There's nothing relaxing
about that.
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I said "supposed to be."
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Oh!
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I know your chili powder's hot, but
do you really need to wear a gas mask?
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Oh, this isn't for the powder.
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There's a hundred people
here eating chili.
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Do you wanna breathe that air?
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You're right.
Got another one of those?
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Grade-a hot beef coming through.
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Oh, yeah, and I've got
my chili, too. Hoo-hoo!
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You know, I'm glad
they put us next
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to each other this year, Chucky.
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I won't have to walk so far to
laugh in your face when I win. Oh!
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You got burned, like my tongue
will be when I eat Dez's chili.
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♪ What up? ♪
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Blondie, you wouldn't know good
chili if it knocked on your door
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and said, "Hi. Allow me to
introduce myself. I'm good chili."
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Chili wouldn't do that.
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Hey, Dez, I'm here
to take my test on Chile.
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Nelson, I want you
to taste test my chili,
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not take a test
on the country of Chile.
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Aw, nartz!
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You mean I learned Santiago is
the capital of Chile for nothing?
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Well, we have two hours to kill
while my chili simmers.
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Great. That'll give me time
to get Ally's dress
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and get the necklace
from her grandma.
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Nelson, ready to test my chili?
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Well?
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It's not hot at all.
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Ugh! You have an unusually
high tolerance
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for spicy food.
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I'll know my chili's hot enough
to win when you can taste it.
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I mean, if a regular person
tasted my chili right now,
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they'd be sweating like crazy. They
wouldn't be able to speak.
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Their mouths would be so on fire,
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they'd chug a fruit juice
just to ease the pain,
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but they'd quickly realize
that the acids
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from the fruit would
only make it hurt worse.
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Hopefully, they'd realize that the only
thing that can ease the pain is milk.
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Hey, gimme that!
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And that's why you're
my taste tester, Nelson.
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Austin, quit sitting around.
You gotta go get Ally's stuff.
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You shrunk the bath towels!
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You spill wheatgrass juice everywhere
and left it for me to clean up.
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And you make wheatgrass
juice too strong.
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Look, you stained my hands.
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All I did was ask for a raise.
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A simple "yes" or "no"
would have been fine.
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No raise!
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Sorry about your feet.
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The good news is Miami Music
magazine will probably
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only shoot you from the waist up.
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That volumizer I put in your
hair is gonna make it look great.
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There's only one way to find out.
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Um...
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Maybe we can get the photographer
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to focus on that
pretty smile of yours.
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You drank the wheatgrass,
didn't you?
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Yes, why?
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- What? Want some?
- Mnh-mnh.
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How do my teeth look?
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Much better.
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But I would still smile with
my mouth closed for the picture.
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I can't do the photo shoot
looking like this.
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Look, we'll fix your teeth.
We'll fix your hair.
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And if we can't,
we'll put a hat on.
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Just relax.
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Here, put your hands
in this paraffin wax.
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It's really soothing.
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I don't think I can re...
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Ooh, that does kind of feel nice.
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See? And I'll put
this face mask on you.
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I'll have you looking
and feeling as good as new.
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Close your eyes, relax.
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Hi, you're here
for your massage, right?
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I'm so sorry.
Ingrid went home sick.
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Come back tomorrow.
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Hi, Ingrid.
I'm ready for my massage.
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Can you taste the heat?
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I taste a second place
certificate.
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Ugh!
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Come here, little feller,
and taste some real chili.
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My chili's so hot,
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you have to stick your tongue
in fire to cool it off.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, my chili's so hot,
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NASA uses it for rocket fuel.
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00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,500
My chili's so hot,
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it's the second leading
cause of global warming.
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Well, my chili's so hot,
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you have to put a smoke detector in
your underwear before you eat it.
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My chili's so hot,
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they're thinking
about renaming the Sun
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"My Chili."
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Yeah, well,
my chili's so hot, it...
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- It...
- What's the matter?
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Can't think of anything else?
Don't feel bad.
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I also won first place
in the smack talk showdown.
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You know what? That's it!
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Hey, Dez, I got Ally's stuff.
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Sorry it took
so long. Ally lied.
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It was the boring story grandma.
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Apparently, this necklace has been
in the family for 200 years.
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It was originally a gift
to a duchess from a pirate.
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Wow, a pirate?
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Or it could have been a pilot.
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It was hard to tell.
Granny didn't have her teeth in.
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Whoa, did you just put
that whole jar in there?
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Yep. I am not losing
to that cow-jerk again.
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Taste this, Nelson.
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It's got a whole jar
of "Your Mommy Pepper" in it.
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Well?
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Mommy!
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Whoa! The necklace.
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Get a ladle, quick.
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- Where'd the pot go?
- It's on the judges' table.
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All the pots look the same.
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No way to know which one has
the necklace.
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We are in so much trouble.
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That's right.
You're in trouble.
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Your chili's so bad,
when people are having a bad day,
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they say they're having
a "Dez's Chili Day."
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I think I'm having
a Dez's Chili Day.
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00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:12,041
We've gotta find that necklace.
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Okay, but we gotta be careful.
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I don't wanna do anything that
might make me lose the cook-off.
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00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:23,041
Excuse me. Could you
tell me which chili's mine?
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I just need
to check it real quick.
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Step away from the chili!
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00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,750
No one touches these pots
until after the blind taste test.
246
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:34,417
For all I know, you could be
sabotaging someone else's chili.
247
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,166
Do I look like someone
that would do that?
248
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:40,166
Do I look like someone
who collects porcelain cats?
249
00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:42,125
We've all got things to hide.
250
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,764
There's something
special in that pot.
251
00:13:45,766 --> 00:13:47,000
I'll be the judge of that.
252
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:48,959
Literally.
'Cause I'm the judge.
253
00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:53,333
So you're saying there's no way I
can touch my chili just for a sec?
254
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:54,709
- Oh, there's a way.
- Great.
255
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,000
If you want to be disqualified.
256
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,625
Never.
257
00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,959
Now get out of here.
I don't want any beef from you.
258
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,291
Literally. 'Cause I'm
judging vegetarian chilis.
259
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:06,709
What are we gonna do now?
260
00:14:06,792 --> 00:14:08,709
We're gonna look through
all this chili
261
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,583
without letting anyone
know what we're doing.
262
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:15,875
Hey, judge.
263
00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:19,041
How do you become a chili judge?
264
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,000
Do you judge any other foods?
265
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:25,125
Stew, breakfast cereals, cobblers?
266
00:14:25,959 --> 00:14:27,500
Hey, look, it's a space shuttle!
267
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,041
Here's my idea.
268
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,208
I'm gonna throw
this football to that judge.
269
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,581
When he tries to catch it,
he'll drop his bowl on the floor.
270
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,667
Then we'll be able to see
if the necklace is in it.
271
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,333
It's a foolproof plan.
272
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,500
Hey, catch.
273
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,834
Okay, if we can't get
to the chili from the top,
274
00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:57,709
we'll go in from the bottom.
275
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,375
Dez, I don't think
this is such a good idea.
276
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,917
No necklace, but I'm pretty sure
277
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,875
I know which one's coming
in last place.
278
00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:27,917
Two words... "nas tee".
279
00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:36,834
Your skin is gonna look
so good in this photo.
280
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:39,542
Huh.
281
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:42,166
What do you mean "huh"?
282
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,875
Did I say "huh?"
283
00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:48,291
I'm sorry. I meant to say your
entire face is pink.
284
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:49,375
What?
285
00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:52,458
"Hair dye"?
286
00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:54,083
Seriously?
287
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:57,083
My hair, my teeth and now my face?
288
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:59,542
Well, there's nothing
else to mess up.
289
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:05,000
Um, Trish, my hands are stuck.
290
00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:06,792
I stand corrected.
291
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:07,875
Help me.
292
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:13,041
Wow, this stuff is sticky.
293
00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:15,583
How have you not been fired?
294
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:17,625
Actually, I was fired
two hours ago.
295
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:21,333
Madame Trinka's right.
I'm the worst.
296
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,208
I just wanted you to have a
nice time before your photo shoot,
297
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:26,875
and now I've ruined everything.
298
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,166
I'm so sorry, Ally.
299
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:33,875
It's okay.
I know you meant well.
300
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,875
I'm also sorry that
I just put my hands on my face
301
00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:38,417
because now they're stuck!
302
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,709
Oh!
303
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:46,583
Those aren't supposed to be there.
304
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,806
I'm sorry, it's not funny.
It's not funny.
305
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:53,250
- No.
- No.
306
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:05,125
Aw, man, they're passing
the chili out to everyone.
307
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:08,000
Great. I can't wait to see
their reactions to my chili.
308
00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:09,083
I'm sure to win.
309
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:12,000
My point is there's too
much chili to look through.
310
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:13,483
We're never gonna
find the necklace.
311
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:17,959
Uh-oh, here comes Ally and Trish.
312
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:21,041
Hmm. There's something
different about you guys.
313
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:24,500
Yeah, her face is pink,
and I don't have any eyebrows.
314
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:27,000
No, that's not it.
315
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,500
Ally, there's something
we have to tell you.
316
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:34,375
I'll tell her.
317
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,083
No, I'll tell her.
318
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:37,792
Fine, you tell her.
319
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,417
Okay, w-w-wait.
Stop talking.
320
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:44,166
Guys, will one of you just
tell us what's going...
321
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:46,041
Oh, come on!
322
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,625
Ally, I lost your
grandmother's necklace.
323
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:51,375
What?
324
00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:54,333
That necklace has been
in my family forever.
325
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:56,333
Granny's gonna be so devastated.
326
00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:58,250
We can still find it.
327
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:01,375
It's in one of those bowls of
chili. I just don't know which one.
328
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,750
I didn't wanna have to do this
329
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,709
'cause it could mean
I lose the chili cook-off,
330
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:09,667
but for you, Ally.
331
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,917
Attention, chili fans.
332
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,917
There's a hidden necklace in one
of these pots or bowls of chili.
333
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,417
Whoever finds it wins $1,000!
334
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,500
- Do any of you guys have $1,000?
- No.
335
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,291
We better find it
before anyone else does.
336
00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:41,417
Wait, stop.
You're ruining the cook-off!
337
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:20,000
We've gone through all the chili
338
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:22,000
and no one's found my necklace.
339
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:25,750
Wait, there's one bowl left.
340
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:26,406
Oh!
341
00:19:26,408 --> 00:19:28,125
The necklace has
gotta be in there.
342
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,709
Then that must be my chili.
343
00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:32,000
Since it's the only one left
for the judges to taste,
344
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,417
I'm automatically gonna win.
345
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,500
Not so fast, red.
346
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,709
If I get that bowl first,
you ain't winning nothing.
347
00:19:41,792 --> 00:19:44,500
Looks like it's just me
and you, Chucky.
348
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,291
This mall ain't big enough
for the both of us.
349
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:50,792
Actually, the mall's
capacity is 2,847,
350
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,750
and that doesn't include
parking lots.
351
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:54,291
Proceed.
352
00:19:57,709 --> 00:19:59,041
That chili's mine.
353
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,542
I'm finally gonna beat you.
354
00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:02,500
Not if I dump it out first.
355
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,500
Draw.
356
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:49,291
I got it!
357
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,750
Let me just...
358
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,000
Thanks, Dez.
That was really sweet.
359
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:02,083
By the way,
one of you owes me $1,000.
360
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:10,709
Grandma, I won the chili
cook-off this year!
361
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:15,625
Make room on your 'fridge
for my first place ribbon.
362
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:18,625
Actually, make room for two.
363
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:21,333
I plan on winning the
barbecue sauce cook-off, too.
364
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,250
Not so fast, red.
365
00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:30,041
Gotta go, grandma.
366
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:33,291
The barbecue sauce
with the strongest flavor wins.
367
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,542
And that's gonna be mine.
368
00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:37,792
My sauce is so strong,
369
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:40,500
it can do 50 one-handed push-ups.
370
00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:41,583
Oh, yeah?
371
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,542
Well, my sauce is so strong,
372
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:46,041
it won an Olympic gold medal
in weightlifting.
373
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,917
My sauce is so strong,
374
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
when superheroes are in trouble,
375
00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:52,750
they call my sauce for help.
376
00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:55,875
My sauce is so strong,
377
00:21:55,959 --> 00:21:58,709
it's doing a buddy cop
movie with the rock.
378
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:01,542
My sauce is so strong,
379
00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:06,083
they're thinking about
renaming Hercules "my sauce-ules."
380
00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:10,583
Okay, that one
doesn't even make sense.
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