Original subtitles

ALMA: She never unmarried her husband, Victor Villanueva.

- LYN: What's this? - It's the key to my place.

Oh!

Mon Chou Chou!

NICO: She's my ex. Things are done with us.

Whitetinos living their best life

is not what people around here want to see.

What to people around here want?

You're a shitty person, Emma, plain and simple.

I'm not waiting for fucking Emma.

I'm gonna fix the music series.

You do that, Lyn.

[ Spanish music ]

♪

♪ Tengo una semillita dentro de mi corazón, ay ♪

♪ Yo sé que ella me guía

♪ Y sabe bien dónde voy

♪ Yo la pongo en la tierra

♪ La tierra donde estoy, ay

♪ Ella espera la lluvia para besar el sol, ay ♪

Welcome abundance. Welcome harmony.

Welcome abundance.

♪ Y yo le doy bienvenida a los que me dieron ♪

♪ A mí la vida

♪ Ay, ay, eh--eh, eh--eh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, eh--eh, ay, eh--eh

♪ Tengo una semillita dentro del corazón ♪

♪ Yo la pongo en la tierra, la tierra donde estoy ♪

You are welcome here.

♪ Ella espera la lluvia para besar el sol ♪

♪♪

[ TV playing ]

NARRATOR: This is the Quaraouiyine Mosque in Fez

and it's still the heart of religious life here.

It was founded in 859 by a woman

both as a religious and an educational establishment.

Still the moors, huh?

Uh-huh.

[ TV playing ]

I'll worry about these, but you do still have

to worry about those until you tell me otherwise.

Nobody asked you to do those.

If I don't they'll just sit here for three more days

stinking up like you.

Do you think now would be a good time to start talking

about starting a chore wheel?

[ scoffs ]

Now you're going to school me about chores,

when for how many months this place has been spotless,

- no thanks to you? - Oh, good!

LYN: Our third roomie is here.

Maybe we can ask her opinion about a chore wheel.

Sorry, about a what?

Mari, don't listen to her.

This place is nasty.

All I ask is that each of us--

Oh, my God. Listen to you.

This is so funny.

If--If you want, I can do the dishes.

In fact, um, I-- it just takes me two minutes.

I can--I can do it right now.

Thank you, Mari.

I hope you're so embarrassed.

Mari, please leave it.

Tonight couldn't be more important for the bar.

We've sold tickets already.

We have actual people coming.

And I know you're not having a crisis.

You're just doing all of this to punish me,

- And that's just-- - Yes, Lyn.

As always, this is all about you.

[ TV playing ]

Hey, you okay?

Oh, yeah, um...

Mari, you don't have to do this.

I'll get up and take care of them.

No, it's okay.

Um, is it weird that I like doing the dishes?

It is kind of weird.

[ both laughing ]

[ watter running, dishes clatter ]

[ distant cars revving ]

Thank you so much.

You can leave the power washer right here,

but it would be great if everything else

could be put inside.

Is that everything you needed?

- [ car door closing ] - Oh, my God.

So many thank yous.

We would never have been able to rent any

of this without you, so thank you

for the kind donation, councilman.

You're out there today in this little--

You trying to make me jealous in front of my guys?

Shut up.

This is me in work mode, all right?

Who do you think is actually gonna wash the paint

off the side of the building? La sad girl up there?

Nope. It's these guns.

Oh.

Well, you know I can get one of my guys to do it for you

so you don't have to. In fact, oye,Felipe--

No, no, no, hey, no, no, no.

Rudy, I wanna do this. Seriously.

I don't love this.

You're gonna be out here all wet T-shirt contest,

and I know this neighborhood. I know my people.

Well, what do you think is gonna happen?

I'm on my block.

It's not you I don't trust.

Mexican men, we can be real--

Okay, this is a new color on you.

No, look, I'm not doing the macho thing.

I promise.

I'm just looking out for my girl.

My girl?

It's too much.

I'm always too much.

You know what?

I'll let you get to it. Make my exit.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.

Thank you, councilman.

[ car door closes ]

[ engine turning over ]

All right, it's you and me, kid.

[ power washer whirring ]

Excuse me.

Can I help you?

You know you have to ask my permission

if you're recording my image?

Not if you're out here in a public space.

Why are you recording me?

Just shooting your beer ad. Someone tag it?

Yeah. It's coming right off.

Hey, we're having this concert tonight.

It's a Jarina De Marco concert.

Do you know her? You should come.

It's right here at Vida tonight.

We're trying this whole new thing.

It's gonna be amazing. Stop by.

Or not.

To sing, like, really melancholy shit.

How does it look?

Hey, this is some nice stuff you got a hold of.

Is it? Oh, good.

I thought it was, but I wasn't sure.

Hey, girl. Are you ready to man that bar?

I sure am, Miss Spring Break.

I'm all yours today.

I just turned in my dissertation, so...

Oh, man, congratulations.

Yes, sir. Thank you.

It's a monkey off my back.

That's so good.

I mean, my committee's still gonna make me do rewrites, so--

Hey, Nico, do you think you're gonna need more help--

I'm so sorry, M. I'm just--

I have a one-track mind today.

That's okay.

But, yeah, do you think you might need another

pair of hands behind the bar?

I mean, is Emma not coming to help out?

Emma who?

No, I got a zombie living up there.

We can't count on her.

Let me see who I can call to come help out.

ROCKY: Pero why, man?

Then when school lets out, what do I do?

Ay, I'm sure there's someone that can give you a quick ride.

[ vacuum whirring ]

Hey. Hey!

Your Subaru is parked down the street.

Walk over there and get it.

Rock, you know I don't wanna go back there.

Not until I--

Not until you go stick your nose where it doesn't belong

so you can go over to the sisters with a big,

"Ta-da. Guess what?"

It's not even like that.

Then why are you trying to stir shit up?

This is for me, Rocky. Okay?

This isn't for nobody else.

I just need to make sure that what your cousin said

is really true because if it is,

then that means that that man has been living here

this whole time.

Which means that Vida lied to me.

This whole time, she lied to me.

And she lied to them.

Come on. You can't be late to work.

[ Spanish music playing ]

♪

♪ No necesitas tener un lunar

[ knocking ]

♪ No necesitas tener un lunar

♪ Ni la arena ni mi alma desgranar ♪

Hi.

Uh...

♪ Pase y pase...

How the hell did you find me?

Your address is on the invoice.

♪ Quiero mirar a la alta...

That's why I don't like paperwork.

♪ A quien de guamuchil...

How can I help you?

♪

Why did you do this?

I don't wanna owe you anything.

I'm the one that owes you.

Mm-hmm.

I just don't understand why you would have your men

- not get paid. - Oh, no, they got paid.

♪ Tu casa con pilares de cristal ♪

So this is costing you out of pocket?

♪ Las uvas me voy a pasar probando ♪

I made a check out for what you quoted me.

Yeah, I don't want that.

Just take it. This doesn't make any sense.

Oh, it doesn't make sense to you?

DOÑA: Mi'jo, who is it?

- BACO: Like, what-- - Hi.

Mira nada más qué chulada de muchacha.

Who is she? A new friend?

I'm one of his clients--

No, she was just leaving.

Yeah.

DOÑA ADELITA: No seas grosero, Francisco.

She's a client.

Ay, my son. He's such a gruñón.

That's why nobody comes to visit him anymore.

Ven, bonita, have something to eat.

We're celebrating my ahijadoOscar

'cause he just got his certificate from the ITT.

We got enough arrachera to feed the whole street.

Gracias, señora, pero no me puedo quedar.

Mm-hmm.

You'll offend me if you don't stay.

♪

I would love some arrachera. Gracias.

DOÑA: AÁndale, ven. Mira.

Te voy a presentar a toda la familia.

♪ Te crucé, te miré

♪ Yo no sé bien ni cómo te interpreté ♪

♪ Pero ahí me quedé

♪ Mi bandera en ese amor planté ♪

♪ Y de ahí no salí

♪ Y ahí me convencí que ese era mi lugar ♪

♪ Donde debía estar

Isn't it beautiful?

Baquito made it.

♪

He took this old door he found in the trash

and turned it into this.

Ay, no, you should see all the beautiful things

he makes for me.

He remade me the whole house.

- Ay, mami, ya. - No, es que sí.

He has so much imagination.

Tell her how you're gonna have your own stand

at the Rose Bowl flea market next week.

He's been waiting for that stand there for two years.

Hey, Luisito. Stop playing with that.

Siempre se chiflawhen the cousins are around.

Yeah.

A ver, pues, yo voy.

You were just like him at his age, you know?

Tell him I'm gonna take him to his mom's si no se aplaca.

[ chuckles ]

Is that your son?

Yep.

♪ Yo soy de otro planeta, mejor marcharme ♪

I didn't know you had a son.

♪

Why would you?

♪

What's his name?

♪

Luis.

[ Spanish music ]

♪

- Y aqui vamos de nuevo. - Y si somos nosotros Los Traviezoz

Baco, I behaved like a pig, and you were right to say it.

I never called you a pig.

I've never behaved like that.

I mean, I'd ended up in similar situations,

but usually with people above me.

Or, that I worked for.

So this is something that you do?

No.

♪ Se antojaban con solo escuchar el ruido ♪

This is different, and I feel like garbage.

♪

Please know that.

♪ Dos muchachos distinguidos con buen porte y con estilo ♪

Please know that if I in any way made you feel--

No, hold on. Hold up.

♪ ...de eso pude darme...

Hold up.

♪

We don't need to do all that.

♪ Los invitados por que todo estaba en regla ♪

I just...

♪ Mientras brindaban seguido con familia y con amigos el alcohol hacia lo suyo ♪

I apologize to you.

That's all.

♪ Hombre de respeto... ♪

I'm gonna get you some of my mom's salsa

'cause it's weird that you're eating all seco like this.

♪

[ air horn blowing ]

LYN: It's right here at Vida tonight.

We're trying this whole new thing.

It's gonna be amazing.

NARRATOR: This Coconut Becky, Lyn Hernandez,

is not only trying to gentrify by attracting chipsters

and hipsters with these gentry-ass concerts,

she's also in bed literally with Rudy Marquez,

King Parking Lot Pito.

MIKEY: I think that's long enough.

I could post it right now like this.

YOLI: Bueno, 'tá bueno.

Esta fucking coconut ass bitch won't even know what hit her.

Hey, why is the detergent out? Are we hitting the gallery?

No, we're coming after that Hernandez Cortez clan

from that Vida bar.

Did you see what Mikey got today?

Esas pinche sell-outs.

They took down a community mural and put up

an offensive-ass beer ad.

And now they're trying to have that chipster concert.

Pero fuck that. Uh-uh.

We're putting that coconut Becky on notice.

Wait, wait, Yoli, what about Brobeck and Dog Shit Pink Nipples?

I thought we were going after that fucker.

Just because we're putting that Vida bar on blast

doesn't mean we're gonna forget about that fucker.

Plus you know strategy.

We strike where we're most effective.

This is happening, Mari.

Así quegrab some soap.

'Cause tonight we're washing those vendidas out.

Am I right? Yeah!

MIKEY: Fuck those colonizers!

YOLI: Yes, fuck them!

[ Yoli grunting ]

YOLI: We got this.

- YOLI: This is our neighborhood - Eso es.

YOLI: Ours.

♪ Alabaré a mi Señor

♪ Alabaré, alabaré, alabaré, alabaré ♪

♪ Alabaré a mi Señor

♪ Alabaré, alabaré, alabaré, alabaré ♪

♪ Alabaré a mi Señor

PASTOR: Buenos días, hermanos y hermanas.

Sean bienvenidos a esta casa del Señor...

♪

[ train whistle blowing ]

♪♪

LYN: We're trying this whole new thing.

It's gonna be amazing.

Did y'all see the line outside? It's massive.

Yeah, man.

Manny, hi.

Thank you so much for coming to help us last minute.

It's like riding a bike.

You're the best.

Yeah, I just started chilling some more beers so we'll be ready.

And I put Jarina and her crew in the office.

Made them a little dressing room situation back there.

Awesome, thank you.

NICO: We should start letting people in.

- Yeah. - Hold up.

We should show her first.

That doesn't have anything to do with whether we open

the doors or not.

Well, I'd rather her see it first.

What is it?

We're trying this whole new thing.

It's gonna be amazing.

NARRATOR: Coconut Becky Lyn Hernandez...

Calling one another a coconut is such colonized fuckery.

It's us in a barrel. It's just not cute.

You shouldn't worry too much about it tonight, Lyn.

What?

You think this is the first time I've been cyberbullied?

Please.

But this is a little different.

Why aren't the fairy lights on?

We ran out of power strips.

But we have to have fairy lights.

All right, I'm gonna run upstairs and get another strip.

- But Lyn-- - It's fairy lights.

Start letting people in. I'll be right back.

I hope the neighbors don't complain about that line.

Did Lyn hire security?

Yeah, Marcos. He's at the front door.

Oh, God.

Hi, by the way.

If that whole line comes in and starts drinking,

it's gonna be a fucking mess, so...

I said hi.

How are you? It's been a while.

Four days since the last time we saw each other.

Hello.

Hello.

Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Zoe.

I really am, but I--also I didn't have to--

I think you're misinterpreting things.

No, I'm not.

I don't wanna do that thing where we just pretend, Emma.

Even if it's just for this once...

I want us--I want us to name it.

Christ. Name it?

You make everything so fucking dykey and processy.

It's exhausting.

God, you don't have to get nasty.

Can I just say shit without you handing me

a fucking fortune cookie?

Sometimes people just wanna say shit.

Or not.

Like, right now I'd rather us not talk about this.

I'd rather us go about our lives as if nothing

had ever happened. And I just want--

I like you, Emma!

Way too much.

I like you way too much for comfort.

[ distant club music ]

And you like me, too.

♪

Yes, but it doesn't mean anything.

It means everything.

♪

[ door closing ]

♪

I...

♪

♪ All right

♪

♪ Inside your head

[ knocking ]

♪ All right

♪

[ both moaning ]

♪

I should wash my hands.

[ laughs ]

I was just--I was recycling the trash.

- Yeah. - Good idea.

Yeah.

♪

[ both laughing ]

[ door opening ]

LYN: You're leaving?

It's because Emma's a slob, isn't it?

I would leave, too.

No, um...

I just should.

I--I have to.

Do you know where she is?

Um, I--I should talk to her.

I don't, and I don't fucking care.

At least she's off the fucking couch.

Look, fair warning.

Vigilantes plans to disrupt your music night,

and every night until you meet our demands.

You did just take down that mural without asking anyone.

Wait, we didn't have to ask anyone.

It's our building.

Look, folks just want you to be held accountable.

Every change you make, it--it has a ripple effect

in the community.

And, like, this concert, it's gonna attract

all these chipsters and hipsters and that's--

Well, did you talk to them?

They're your crew.

Did you explain to them that you know us

and that we're only doing this to stay afloat?

That we're not gentrifiers?

You are, though.

You're "gente-fiers." It's even worse.

After everything Emma did for you.

Are you going to protest us, too?

You fucking little backstabber.

Come on. I want to watch you leave.

Walk!

♪ Bye-bye to the prim and the proper ♪

♪ Bye-bye to the pink and the posture

♪ Ai yai yai I don't want to smile and wave ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la

♪ Bye-bye to the Gen and the Bobby ♪

♪ Bye-Bye to everything you taught me ♪

♪ I, I, I think I'd rather miss the edge ♪

- They wanted to go on time. - Wonderful.

- Here, I'll do it. - Thank you.

♪ Y todos saben que yo soy malcriada ♪

♪ Y todos saben que yo soy malcriada, ra, ra, ra ♪

♪ Y todos saben que yo soy malcriada ♪

♪ Y todos saben que yo soy malcriada ♪

♪ Y todos saben que yo soy malcriada, ra, ra, ra ♪

♪ La, la, la ladylike behavior ♪

♪ We don't want ladylike behavior ♪

♪ La, la, la ladylike behavior ♪

♪

♪ La, la, la ladylike behavior ♪

♪ We don't want ladylike behavior ♪

♪ La, la, la ladylike behavior ♪

♪

♪ Peace, peace, peace out

[ singing in Spanish ]

♪ No love

[ singing in Spanish ]

♪ I don't want to smile and wave ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la

[ singing in foreign language ]

♪

♪ I, I, I think I'm 'bout to misbehave ♪

♪

♪ Y todos saben que yo soy malcriada ♪

♪ Y todos saben que yo soy malcriada ♪

♪ Y todos saben que yo soy malcriada, ra, ra, ra ♪

♪ Y todos saben que yo soy malcriada ♪

[ both moaning ]

♪ Y todos saben que yo soy malcriada, ra, ra, ra ♪

♪ La, la, la ladylike behavior ♪

♪ We don't want ladylike behavior ♪

♪ La, la, la ladylike behavior ♪

♪

♪ As they sleep I know why you think of me ♪

♪ I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake ♪

[ moaning ]

♪ While they sleep I know why you think of me ♪

♪ I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake ♪

♪ La, la, la ladylike behavior ♪

[ moaning ]

♪ We don't want ladylike behavior ♪

♪ La, la, la ladylike behavior ♪

[ both moaning ]

♪

♪ One, two, three

♪ Peace, peace, peace out

[ singing in Spanish ]

♪ No love

[ singing in Spanish ]

♪ I don't want to smile and wave ♪

You should come look at this, Lyn.

♪ Au revoir fuck you

[ singing in foreign language ]

♪ Bonjour to the broom I'm a pagan ♪

♪ I, I, I think I'm 'bout to misbehave ♪

♪

♪ Y todos saben que yo soy malcriada ♪

[ muffled chanting ]

I should go talk to them.

I don't know, girl.

As long as they're not throwing shit through your windows,

you might want to stay in here.

This is ridiculous. It's a fucking concert.

Wh--

♪ Y todos saben que yo soy malcriada, ra, ra ♪

♪ La, la, la ladylike behavior ♪

♪ We don't want ladylike behavior ♪

You gonna freak out once we open that door?

Probably.

♪ La, la, la ladylike behavior ♪

♪♪

[ cheers and applause ]

[ muffled chanting ]

ALL: Gentry are not welcome here.

Say it loud, say it clear.

Gentry are not welcome here.

Say it loud, say it clear.

Gentry are not welcome here.

ALL: Say it loud, say it clear.

I just--

Say it loud, say it clear.

LYN: I just wanna ask y'all...

I'm Lyn Hernandez. I'm co-owner of this bar.

I just wanna ask y'all why...

Say it clear. Gentry are not welcome here.

I--I just don't understand what we did wrong.

You think you can just come back here and artwash

a community mural and put up a pinche corporate ad?

Oh, no, no, no, no. This wasn't a community mural.

My mom put this up.

And now look what you're attracting

with your hipster concert.

This bar is not for the community.

No, you got this all wrong.

I'm from this neighborhood as much as all of you.

That's why I only hire Latinx acts.

ALL: Gentry are not welcome here.

Jarina is Latinx.

ALL: Gentry are not welcome here.

So is everyone that works at Vida.

I--This is crazy.

Sí, dale.

This bitch is fucking pissing me off.

Hey, hey, Mari! Come on.

Let's wash this bitch out.

Come on, Mari.

ALL: Say it loud, say it clear.

ALL: Gentry are not welcome here.

We have been here for five decades!

ALL: Wash her out! Wash her out!

My grandfather built this place!

My mom ran it until she died!

My sister and I are working so fucking hard--

LYN: Oh, my God!

That's my sister, you fucking cunt!

[ slapping ]

NICO: Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma!

[ all shouting ]

No, officer, officer, she threw the detergent.

LYN: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Let me see you. Come here.

- LYN: I can't open my eyes. - EMMA: Oh, my God, okay.

EMMA: It's okay. It's gonna be okay.

LYN: What is this?

- NICO: Mister, hey! - LYN: Oh, no.

LYN: No, I think that's just making it worse.

Come on, let's wash it off.

[ dramatic music ]

- Stop touching your face. - I can't.

I'd like to see you stop touching your face

if you had acid powder all over your eyes.

- Come on. - Oh, my God.

[ dance music ]

EMMA: Excuse me. We need this.

♪

Ooh, sorry. Okay.

EMMA: All right, all right.

♪

Oh, my God.

All these chemicals are gonna burn my retinas

and I'm gonna have to wear glasses forever.

♪

[ singing in Spanish ]

♪

♪ Uno, dos, tres, cuatro

That was so scary.

[ singing in Spanish ]

♪

♪♪

[ cheers and applause ]

[ dance music ]

♪

♪ I see you baby

♪ I spotted you looking at me right away ♪

Look at how many people.

♪ I'm gonna put the song you like ♪

♪ Un, dos, tres

I know.

Hey, I heard you were the owner of this place.

No, we both are.

PATRON: That's fantastic.

Listen, I know La Santa Cecilia,

and I think they would love to play here.

Uh, here's my card if you want to chat sometime.

Give it to her.

She's the one in charge.

♪

Great. Thanks.

♪ Electrocútame

♪

♪ Ooh

This is good, Lyn.

♪ What you like

♪ Aunque no lo digas

You did good.

♪

♪ Eléctrico, yo sé qué es lo que hay ♪

♪ Dale seguimiento a este asunto, bebé ♪

[ crying ]

♪ Counting the threads in the sheets like un, dos, tres ♪

♪ Electrocútame

♪ Ooh, electrical

♪ I know just what you like

♪ Aunque no lo digas

♪ Electrical between us

♪ Ooh

♪ Electrical, yo sé qué es lo que hay ♪

♪ Hay. No importa lo que digan ♪

♪ Ay, ay

♪ Electrical between us

♪

♪ Qué fino eres

♪ You got me driving out to Silver Lake ♪

♪ Hard to leave your bed I'm always running late ♪

♪ Counting all the ticks on the clock ♪

♪ Like un dos tres

♪ Electrocútame

♪

♪ Ooh

♪ Electrical I know just what you like ♪

♪ Electrical between us

♪ Electrical between us

♪ Ooh

♪ Ay, ay electrocútame ♪

♪ Electrical between us

♪