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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:07,686 EMMA: I hired Mari to help with Eddy. 2 00:00:07,822 --> 00:00:09,392 Emma, she hates me. 3 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:11,350 - You needed a handyman? - You're Mr. Nava? 4 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:13,788 We were a detour, Lyn. That's it. 5 00:00:13,915 --> 00:00:17,215 You waited to dump me until after I ate your ass. 6 00:00:17,354 --> 00:00:19,144 EMMA: We're kidding ourselves, Cruz. 7 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,839 NICO: You're the new owner of La Chinita. 8 00:00:20,966 --> 00:00:21,916 EMMA: Come by the bar. 9 00:00:22,054 --> 00:00:24,234 [ groovy music ] 10 00:00:24,361 --> 00:00:25,931 Mami. 11 00:00:27,929 --> 00:00:30,759 [ Latin music ] 12 00:00:30,889 --> 00:00:33,889 ♪ 13 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:39,463 ♪ 14 00:00:47,732 --> 00:00:48,782 [ grunts ] 15 00:00:48,907 --> 00:00:50,297 [ clears throat ] 16 00:00:52,911 --> 00:00:55,831 [ Latin music ] 17 00:00:58,438 --> 00:01:01,008 - ♪ Yo lo quiero y lo reclamo -EMMA: Lyn! 18 00:01:01,137 --> 00:01:03,837 ♪ Yo decido cuándo deben llegar ♪ 19 00:01:03,965 --> 00:01:08,745 ♪ Quiero estudiar, tener trabaj para ser ejemplo de sociedad ♪ 20 00:01:08,883 --> 00:01:11,453 ♪ Tú mereces todo el derecho 21 00:01:11,582 --> 00:01:14,152 ♪ De las decisiones que tomarás ♪ 22 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,800 ♪ Eres dueña de todo tu cuerpo ♪ 23 00:01:16,935 --> 00:01:19,545 ♪ Y no te dirán cuándo procrear ♪ 24 00:01:19,677 --> 00:01:23,417 [ screams ] 25 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:26,470 ♪ 26 00:01:27,293 --> 00:01:29,213 [ scoffs ] 27 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:32,299 Is that really the earliest you can get here? 28 00:01:32,429 --> 00:01:33,469 WOMAN: Please hold for one moment. 29 00:01:33,604 --> 00:01:35,824 Yes, I'll hold. 30 00:01:41,090 --> 00:01:43,790 There isn't a single thing of mine in this box. 31 00:01:43,918 --> 00:01:46,488 It's like you were an only child. 32 00:01:46,617 --> 00:01:49,267 I'm sure mami kept some stuff of yours. 33 00:01:49,402 --> 00:01:52,362 It's like Vida wanted to completely erase me. 34 00:01:54,059 --> 00:01:56,059 At least I got spared this. 35 00:01:56,192 --> 00:01:58,112 You're basically a Latina JonBenét. 36 00:01:58,237 --> 00:02:00,717 This is borderline child abuse. 37 00:02:00,848 --> 00:02:02,368 I never even liked dance team. 38 00:02:02,502 --> 00:02:04,422 I was just really good at it. 39 00:02:04,548 --> 00:02:06,248 Fucking Vida. 40 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,506 She kept this place a fucking pig sty. 41 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:10,289 Of course there's vermin everywhere. 42 00:02:10,423 --> 00:02:11,643 -Miss Hernandez? -Yes, I'm here. 43 00:02:11,772 --> 00:02:12,952 We can have someone there between 11 and 8. 44 00:02:13,078 --> 00:02:17,778 Fine, if that's the best you can do, we'll see you then. 45 00:02:18,431 --> 00:02:20,001 Pest control can only give us a window 46 00:02:20,129 --> 00:02:21,609 between 11:00 and 8:00, 47 00:02:21,739 --> 00:02:24,389 which is, you know, fucking ridiculous. 48 00:02:24,524 --> 00:02:29,184 How extra is this bikini? So tacky, right? 49 00:02:31,270 --> 00:02:33,050 You know, Juniper took me to Ibiza, too. 50 00:02:33,185 --> 00:02:36,275 Lyn, rats. 51 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,446 We have to be here for pest control, 52 00:02:38,582 --> 00:02:41,242 - but I have to run an errand. - Well, I can be here. 53 00:02:41,367 --> 00:02:42,927 Or I can run your errand. I can do whatever-- 54 00:02:43,064 --> 00:02:44,894 Thank you, but... 55 00:02:45,023 --> 00:02:46,723 [ exhales ] 56 00:02:46,851 --> 00:02:51,811 Lyn, today, um... 57 00:02:52,378 --> 00:02:56,028 today I want to sign a lease to my new place. 58 00:02:56,165 --> 00:02:58,855 So you're for sure leaving me alone with Eddy? 59 00:02:58,993 --> 00:03:01,133 Mari is helping, 60 00:03:01,257 --> 00:03:03,257 and I'm going to be around during the day. 61 00:03:03,389 --> 00:03:05,439 But what that means is that the night shift 62 00:03:05,565 --> 00:03:07,255 is always going to be mine, and that's shitty, Emma. 63 00:03:07,393 --> 00:03:10,613 Look, I don't mind that I had to give up driving a car 64 00:03:10,744 --> 00:03:12,444 or a fucking job with benefits. 65 00:03:12,572 --> 00:03:13,922 I've come to terms with all that. 66 00:03:14,052 --> 00:03:16,842 All I ask is for my own fucking space. 67 00:03:16,968 --> 00:03:18,878 Just--please! 68 00:03:27,370 --> 00:03:30,940 Thank you, Em. Yes. 69 00:03:31,069 --> 00:03:34,329 You should get your own space, absolutely. 70 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,994 EMMA: Um, excuse me? 71 00:03:36,117 --> 00:03:37,207 Maybe you could knock next time? 72 00:03:37,336 --> 00:03:38,416 Knocking on an open door is stupid. 73 00:03:38,555 --> 00:03:40,335 - You see me. - Morning, Baco. 74 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,560 Morning. What do you need done today? 75 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:43,859 - Did you finish upstairs? - I got to finish 76 00:03:43,995 --> 00:03:45,165 the second coat, and then the floors. 77 00:03:45,301 --> 00:03:46,221 What do you need done down here? 78 00:03:46,345 --> 00:03:48,255 I want the bathrooms painted. 79 00:03:48,391 --> 00:03:50,131 Fine, I'll go start taping. 80 00:03:50,262 --> 00:03:51,922 But I'm going to be upstairs most of the day. 81 00:03:52,046 --> 00:03:56,086 He is always so disrespectful. 82 00:03:56,225 --> 00:03:57,875 The door was wide open. 83 00:03:58,009 --> 00:03:59,399 If I could afford anyone else, 84 00:03:59,532 --> 00:04:01,882 I would get rid of him in a second. 85 00:04:02,013 --> 00:04:04,233 Hey, Em? 86 00:04:04,363 --> 00:04:06,973 You have to tell Eddy you're moving. 87 00:04:11,457 --> 00:04:14,287 I was so cute. 88 00:04:14,417 --> 00:04:17,547 I want it all gone. How long will it take you? 89 00:04:17,681 --> 00:04:19,251 Well, you're going to need turpentine 90 00:04:19,378 --> 00:04:20,508 for the mirror and the toilets. 91 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:21,950 Okay, and if I get that for you? 92 00:04:22,076 --> 00:04:23,376 No, I mean, I got all that. 93 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:24,383 - Okay, then-- - You're just going to 94 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:25,824 have to air things out. 95 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:27,340 And it depends on if you want me to do it 96 00:04:27,473 --> 00:04:28,743 while customers are here or not. 97 00:04:28,866 --> 00:04:30,776 The actual act, how long will it take? 98 00:04:30,911 --> 00:04:33,131 Chale man, you are tightly wound. 99 00:04:33,262 --> 00:04:34,482 You're headed straight for a heart attack. 100 00:04:34,611 --> 00:04:37,001 Excuse me? 101 00:04:37,135 --> 00:04:39,175 I can have graffiti out by the end of day. 102 00:04:39,311 --> 00:04:41,751 Not the final coat, but the primer and the first coat, 103 00:04:41,879 --> 00:04:43,529 and I can get the shit off the mirror and the tiles, too. 104 00:04:43,663 --> 00:04:45,583 - Great. - And if you need help 105 00:04:45,709 --> 00:04:49,059 with the rats, I can lay down a few traps if you want. 106 00:04:49,190 --> 00:04:51,500 Please don't eavesdrop again. 107 00:04:51,628 --> 00:04:53,668 You got a voice on you, 108 00:04:53,804 --> 00:04:56,074 and you don't like to close your doors. 109 00:04:56,197 --> 00:04:58,457 Besides, any idiot can see you have a rat problem here. 110 00:04:58,591 --> 00:05:01,251 I've got it handled, thank you. 111 00:05:04,162 --> 00:05:06,302 [ air hisses ] 112 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:16,311 Hey. 113 00:05:18,524 --> 00:05:20,054 Are you okay? 114 00:05:20,178 --> 00:05:21,918 My sister's kids were throwing up all night, 115 00:05:22,049 --> 00:05:24,179 so now, she can't help me set up. 116 00:05:26,489 --> 00:05:27,879 You know, I didn't even want to have the baby shower, 117 00:05:28,012 --> 00:05:29,932 peroit's too late to cancel it now. 118 00:05:30,057 --> 00:05:31,757 Hey, hey listen, um... 119 00:05:31,885 --> 00:05:32,965 I know that, uh... 120 00:05:36,368 --> 00:05:39,018 I know we planned to have me here helping. 121 00:05:39,153 --> 00:05:42,513 You know, back before. So I'm glad you called me. 122 00:05:44,637 --> 00:05:48,027 I want to do whatever you need. 123 00:05:48,162 --> 00:05:50,252 Good, because I did notice when I picked up the cake 124 00:05:50,382 --> 00:05:53,342 from the panadería,but they misspelled my pinchename, so. 125 00:05:53,472 --> 00:05:55,392 I can't leave to go get it fixed, 126 00:05:55,518 --> 00:05:56,478 so could you go do that, please? 127 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,606 Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. 128 00:05:59,565 --> 00:06:02,435 [ dogs barking ] 129 00:06:02,568 --> 00:06:03,438 [ clears throat ] 130 00:06:08,922 --> 00:06:11,062 [ dog hawling ] 131 00:06:11,185 --> 00:06:12,665 - Um-- - Just-- 132 00:06:19,933 --> 00:06:21,243 MAN: Ya voy! 133 00:06:29,508 --> 00:06:32,558 I did it. I spoke to Eddy. 134 00:06:32,685 --> 00:06:33,945 Wait, about the will? Oh, my God-- 135 00:06:34,078 --> 00:06:35,118 What, no. Didn't you just tell me 136 00:06:35,253 --> 00:06:38,303 to say something about me moving? 137 00:06:38,430 --> 00:06:39,780 Why would I bring up the will right now? 138 00:06:39,910 --> 00:06:40,650 Right, I don't know why my head went straight to the will. 139 00:06:40,780 --> 00:06:41,520 I guess I just feel like one day, you're just 140 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,001 going to go nuclear without a heads up, 141 00:06:43,130 --> 00:06:44,480 and I'm just, like, on alert. 142 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:47,090 Yeah, well, you do agree we need 143 00:06:47,221 --> 00:06:48,311 at some point, though, right? 144 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,310 Yes, but, I mean, 145 00:06:50,442 --> 00:06:53,792 when she can walk for herself, maybe? 146 00:06:53,924 --> 00:06:56,104 Did she say something about you moving? 147 00:06:56,230 --> 00:06:58,800 Nothing. She was fine. 148 00:06:58,929 --> 00:07:00,839 But what she did do was try to get me to use 149 00:07:00,974 --> 00:07:03,374 these homemade rat traps that Vida has in storage. 150 00:07:03,499 --> 00:07:06,889 Why is every solution Vida had to any problem 151 00:07:07,024 --> 00:07:09,594 some rascuacheBand-Aid? 152 00:07:09,722 --> 00:07:12,422 I don't even understand how this place is still standing. 153 00:07:15,728 --> 00:07:17,948 I'm going to go downstairs and wait for the rat catcher. 154 00:07:18,078 --> 00:07:19,988 Wait, I thought you wanted me to. 155 00:07:20,124 --> 00:07:22,174 Oh, I got it. Could you go get some 156 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:23,870 heavy duty garbage bags and a new broom? 157 00:07:23,997 --> 00:07:27,737 - The one we have is disgusting. - Okay, but... 158 00:07:27,871 --> 00:07:31,611 um, I don't have any money. 159 00:07:31,744 --> 00:07:35,144 - Oh, here, take my card. - No. 160 00:07:35,269 --> 00:07:38,709 I mean, don't you have cash? 161 00:07:38,838 --> 00:07:41,278 I don't. Just take the card. 162 00:07:41,406 --> 00:07:43,496 [ knocking ] 163 00:07:47,804 --> 00:07:49,944 Hi. 164 00:07:50,067 --> 00:07:52,157 Come in. 165 00:07:53,897 --> 00:07:57,027 Hi, Mari. I haven't asked. 166 00:07:57,161 --> 00:07:59,211 How's your dad? 167 00:07:59,337 --> 00:08:01,297 He's good. 168 00:08:03,123 --> 00:08:04,733 EMMA: Eddy's in the bedroom. 169 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:10,865 I'll go open up. 170 00:08:12,872 --> 00:08:14,272 [ door closes ] 171 00:08:18,182 --> 00:08:20,362 Eddy, quihubole? Oh, good, you're awake. 172 00:08:20,489 --> 00:08:23,059 EDDY: Hey, Mari. I was just watching videos 173 00:08:23,187 --> 00:08:24,927 of baby otters. 174 00:08:25,058 --> 00:08:27,408 - Están biencute. - Oh. 175 00:08:27,539 --> 00:08:29,189 Well, what do you say to a bath today? 176 00:08:29,323 --> 00:08:30,853 Well, I-I say please and thank you. 177 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:32,587 [ laughs ] 178 00:08:32,718 --> 00:08:35,068 All right, come on, let's get you out of bed. 179 00:08:35,199 --> 00:08:37,199 [ grunts ] 180 00:08:37,331 --> 00:08:39,381 Thank you. I'll be there later. 181 00:08:39,508 --> 00:08:42,288 [ Latin music ] 182 00:08:42,423 --> 00:08:44,563 ♪ 183 00:08:44,687 --> 00:08:47,777 ♪ ...Y ni se entera el cielo ♪ 184 00:08:47,907 --> 00:08:49,077 ♪ En donde... 185 00:08:49,213 --> 00:08:53,393 - Nico, right? - Good memory. 186 00:08:53,522 --> 00:08:56,312 - I came. - You did. 187 00:08:56,437 --> 00:08:59,267 Told you I wanted to check it out. 188 00:08:59,397 --> 00:09:01,657 Well check away. 189 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,271 The last time I was here, 190 00:09:03,401 --> 00:09:05,361 the clientele looked a little different. 191 00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:08,710 I mean, it was-- it was this, but it was... 192 00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:11,671 I don't know, more inclusive. 193 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,981 We're in transition right now. 194 00:09:14,107 --> 00:09:16,757 It's just the old guard before the dyke bar days. 195 00:09:16,893 --> 00:09:18,553 I really don't care which guard comes, 196 00:09:18,677 --> 00:09:21,067 as long as people come and drink. 197 00:09:26,424 --> 00:09:30,044 Lisa will help you. 198 00:09:33,953 --> 00:09:35,783 What's up, man? 199 00:09:53,494 --> 00:09:55,454 Señora,please. I just need you to... 200 00:09:55,584 --> 00:09:57,414 JOHNNY: Yo necesito que me componga el nombre. 201 00:09:57,542 --> 00:09:58,982 Ay, ahora resulta que a Chuchita la bolsearon, ¿verdad? 202 00:09:59,109 --> 00:10:00,759 You guys spelled the name wrong. 203 00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:02,593 It's not my fault. I mean, I'm trying to fix it-- 204 00:10:02,721 --> 00:10:05,251 Mira... a mí no me vengas con eso. 205 00:10:05,376 --> 00:10:06,156 que yo sé muy bien lo que le hiciste 206 00:10:06,290 --> 00:10:08,290 a la pobre de Karlita. 207 00:10:08,422 --> 00:10:11,952 Señora, what I'm saying is that this cake is for Karlita. 208 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:14,168 She just needs you to add a palitohere for the K, 209 00:10:14,298 --> 00:10:15,818 because y'all misspelled her name. 210 00:10:15,952 --> 00:10:18,082 Ah, ahora resulta que la culpa es mía. 211 00:10:18,215 --> 00:10:20,425 No, I'm not-- 212 00:10:20,565 --> 00:10:21,955 JOHNNY: I'm not saying that. 213 00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:23,658 I'm just saying that you guys 214 00:10:23,786 --> 00:10:26,396 spelled it with a C and not a K by mistake, 215 00:10:26,527 --> 00:10:28,967 y lababy shower is, like, in an hour. 216 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:32,225 Señora, excuse me, if this was the bakery's mistake, 217 00:10:32,359 --> 00:10:33,799 you should want to fix that. 218 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:35,616 Mira, pues. 219 00:10:35,754 --> 00:10:37,974 ¿Cómo me traes a esta descarada? 220 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,024 - Excuse me? - Lyn, please. 221 00:10:40,150 --> 00:10:41,500 [ exhales ] 222 00:10:41,630 --> 00:10:44,150 Sinverguüenzas. Los dos. 223 00:10:44,284 --> 00:10:46,204 JOHNNY: She's not with me! 224 00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:48,460 What the fuck are you doing here? 225 00:10:48,593 --> 00:10:50,513 It's, like, illegal for her to refuse to fix it. 226 00:10:50,639 --> 00:10:52,339 You know that, right? Excuse me. 227 00:10:52,466 --> 00:10:54,466 Hey, you're just making things worse. 228 00:10:56,514 --> 00:10:59,214 Excuse me? Hi, hello, yeah. 229 00:10:59,343 --> 00:11:02,223 Hi, I'm so sorry, hi. 230 00:11:02,346 --> 00:11:04,646 Um, I know you must be so busy back there 231 00:11:04,783 --> 00:11:06,393 doing, like, a million things. 232 00:11:06,524 --> 00:11:09,184 But this cake has, like, a teeny, tiny mistake. 233 00:11:09,309 --> 00:11:11,219 It's so gorgeous, by the way. 234 00:11:11,355 --> 00:11:15,395 And this really nice guy needs it for his baby shower today, 235 00:11:15,533 --> 00:11:17,843 and I was just wondering if you wouldn't mind 236 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:19,410 doing us that huge favor. 237 00:11:19,537 --> 00:11:20,707 [ scoffs ] 238 00:11:25,021 --> 00:11:27,071 Thank you so much. That's so beautiful. 239 00:11:27,197 --> 00:11:28,847 Have a great day. 240 00:11:34,247 --> 00:11:35,637 So you're having your shower today, huh? 241 00:11:35,771 --> 00:11:38,381 Don't fucking follow me, Lyn. 242 00:11:38,512 --> 00:11:41,172 What? I just fixed your problem. 243 00:11:41,298 --> 00:11:42,818 You know, do me a favor. 244 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,352 Don't ever think that you need to fix anything. 245 00:11:45,476 --> 00:11:46,126 You just caused trouble for me in there. 246 00:11:46,259 --> 00:11:48,039 How? 247 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:50,524 You're walking away with a not-misspelled cake. 248 00:11:50,655 --> 00:11:53,045 Right, because you threw yourself at that fucking kid, 249 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,529 and put on a show like you always do. 250 00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:57,580 When exactly did I put on a show? 251 00:11:57,706 --> 00:11:59,836 You know what you did, with the whole-- 252 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,889 "Oh, can you--my cake--uh--" 253 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:05,055 You always know. 254 00:12:07,063 --> 00:12:08,543 I was just trying to be a friend in there. 255 00:12:08,673 --> 00:12:11,983 Well, don't. We're not friends. 256 00:12:12,111 --> 00:12:14,241 We're not going to be friends. 257 00:12:14,374 --> 00:12:18,124 In fact, I'm asking that if you see me out and about, 258 00:12:18,248 --> 00:12:21,158 don't feel the need to come up to me. 259 00:12:21,294 --> 00:12:25,394 J, I'm sorry, but I'm here now for good. 260 00:12:25,516 --> 00:12:26,996 You're going to see me, and I'm going to see you. 261 00:12:27,126 --> 00:12:29,606 - That's just reality. - Not if I can help it. 262 00:12:32,262 --> 00:12:34,222 [ engine starts ] 263 00:12:37,093 --> 00:12:38,833 [ yelps ] 264 00:12:38,964 --> 00:12:40,794 It ran over my foot when I was on the toilet. 265 00:12:40,923 --> 00:12:41,973 Casi casi me muerde. 266 00:12:42,098 --> 00:12:43,748 I am so sorry about this. 267 00:12:43,882 --> 00:12:45,322 We'll get your bar tab for the night. 268 00:12:45,449 --> 00:12:47,149 Psh, you think that's going to make up for it? 269 00:12:47,277 --> 00:12:49,187 This is not a shithole I'm coming back to. 270 00:12:49,322 --> 00:12:51,722 Ma'am, please. 271 00:12:51,847 --> 00:12:54,067 Okay, If no one else but her husband gets up to leave with her, 272 00:12:54,197 --> 00:12:56,897 at the threat of rats, you have some loyal patrons. 273 00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,116 [ Latin music plays ] 274 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:04,766 ♪ Yo quiero verte en mis brazos y ya te he conocido ♪ 275 00:13:04,903 --> 00:13:06,783 These pest people need to get here already. 276 00:13:06,905 --> 00:13:07,905 ♪ Siempre me dijeron... 277 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,557 Can you just-- [ grunts ] 278 00:13:10,691 --> 00:13:14,041 Must have been pretty rad growing up in a gay bar, huh? 279 00:13:14,173 --> 00:13:18,093 No, I wasn't here for the whole gay bar part. 280 00:13:18,221 --> 00:13:21,531 Well, this wall is pretty stunning. 281 00:13:24,401 --> 00:13:27,531 Is it? I haven't decided if I'm going to keep it or not yet. 282 00:13:27,665 --> 00:13:29,745 This is your bar. 283 00:13:29,885 --> 00:13:32,665 This wall, this says, "This is a safe space." 284 00:13:32,801 --> 00:13:35,721 Those bathrooms full of graffiti, 285 00:13:35,847 --> 00:13:38,107 they're a haven. 286 00:13:38,241 --> 00:13:40,811 It's so ironic that it reads that way to you. 287 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:46,952 Growing up, this place was far from safe for a queer. 288 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,389 One of my favorite commissions was this travel series 289 00:13:52,516 --> 00:13:56,216 about public restrooms as reclaimed sanctuaries. 290 00:13:57,521 --> 00:13:59,181 Commissions? 291 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:00,645 Mm. 292 00:14:00,785 --> 00:14:03,215 Bartending is a day job. 293 00:14:03,353 --> 00:14:06,663 And the night job is...writing? 294 00:14:07,226 --> 00:14:09,786 Mm. 295 00:14:09,925 --> 00:14:14,485 Well, graffiti is not really what I imagined for the bar. 296 00:14:20,283 --> 00:14:23,243 This place has great bones. 297 00:14:23,373 --> 00:14:26,553 And it has personality. You can't renovate that. 298 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,940 If I were you, I would start 299 00:14:29,074 --> 00:14:32,604 with a good, solid happy hour to reward the regulars. 300 00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:34,780 Eh, no fancy cocktails or anything yet. 301 00:14:34,906 --> 00:14:36,686 I thought you were all about fancy cocktails. 302 00:14:36,821 --> 00:14:39,391 I am, but you're not that kind of bar. 303 00:14:39,519 --> 00:14:43,519 A bucket of beer, that's the kind of bar you are. 304 00:14:43,654 --> 00:14:45,704 Fancy drinks, that can come later. 305 00:14:48,441 --> 00:14:50,571 Too bad, I kind of liked the fancy cocktail you made. 306 00:14:53,533 --> 00:14:55,193 Well, then, I should teach you to make it. 307 00:14:55,318 --> 00:14:57,758 I mean, for future reference. 308 00:14:57,886 --> 00:14:59,666 If you'll allow me behind your bar? 309 00:15:02,891 --> 00:15:04,591 You'll have to be my hands, though. 310 00:15:04,718 --> 00:15:08,588 I'm legally not supposed to touch anything back there. 311 00:15:08,722 --> 00:15:12,032 - What a stickler. - Always. 312 00:15:14,554 --> 00:15:15,474 Okay. 313 00:15:17,253 --> 00:15:21,913 First ingredient, a squirt of simple syrup. 314 00:15:39,971 --> 00:15:42,891 [ dog barking ] 315 00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:46,198 [ phone snaps ] 316 00:15:54,159 --> 00:15:56,069 [ phone snaps ] 317 00:16:03,952 --> 00:16:05,482 [ phone snaps rapidly ] 318 00:16:05,605 --> 00:16:06,775 [ clears throat ] 319 00:16:06,911 --> 00:16:08,781 - Oh, hey. - Hey, Lynny. 320 00:16:08,913 --> 00:16:10,443 Hey, Eddy, how you feeling? 321 00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:12,527 Do you need me to get out of your hair? 322 00:16:12,656 --> 00:16:14,216 Oh, we're just going to do some table walking. 323 00:16:14,353 --> 00:16:16,093 MARI: You sure you don't want to use your cane? 324 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,095 - It's good practicing. - I don't want to need a cane. 325 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,488 Just stay next to me. 326 00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,410 You're doing really good, Eddy. 327 00:16:22,535 --> 00:16:24,315 EDDY: Just a couple more days of this, and you'll see. 328 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,190 I'll be all the way better. 329 00:16:26,322 --> 00:16:29,542 No one will have to table walk me como perra. 330 00:16:29,673 --> 00:16:31,073 MARI: Ay, Eddy, it's not even like that. 331 00:16:31,196 --> 00:16:33,106 [ laughter ] 332 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:36,252 Hey, Mari, are you going to Karla's baby shower today? 333 00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,025 Of course. 334 00:16:39,639 --> 00:16:42,559 Ah, I know this album. 335 00:16:42,686 --> 00:16:45,036 Your amáused to take this out from time to time, 336 00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,727 and brag about you. Lyn was a trip. 337 00:16:47,865 --> 00:16:50,475 She used to be in this dance group, 338 00:16:50,607 --> 00:16:53,867 and Vida used to dress her up real pretty. 339 00:16:54,002 --> 00:16:55,832 Damn, she looks like a baby drag queen. 340 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,700 What? No. 341 00:16:57,831 --> 00:16:59,531 She looks like a pretty muñequita. 342 00:16:59,659 --> 00:17:02,269 Like Mestiza Barbie. 343 00:17:02,401 --> 00:17:05,491 Man, those pictures explain so much. 344 00:17:05,622 --> 00:17:10,282 - What do you mean by that? - Just--like, the way you are. 345 00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,113 LYN: How am I? 346 00:17:12,237 --> 00:17:14,757 [ exhales ] 347 00:17:14,892 --> 00:17:17,422 Just--like, the way you've always been. 348 00:17:17,547 --> 00:17:20,067 Now, it's this fake hippie shit, 349 00:17:20,202 --> 00:17:22,512 but I remember when you used to be all, like, 350 00:17:22,639 --> 00:17:24,989 those halter tops, and the Juicy Couture sweatpants 351 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,690 that no one around here could afford. 352 00:17:26,817 --> 00:17:28,467 You think that was real Juicy? 353 00:17:28,601 --> 00:17:30,601 It's not her fault that she came out bonita. 354 00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:32,484 Look, I get it, you know. 355 00:17:32,605 --> 00:17:35,255 I guess if it's the one thing you got going for you, 356 00:17:35,391 --> 00:17:38,131 then I guess you milk it, right? 357 00:17:38,263 --> 00:17:40,403 [ Eddy exhales ] 358 00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:42,346 I think I need a break, Mari. 359 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,100 'Ta, bueno. 360 00:17:45,227 --> 00:17:47,487 MARI: Um, let's get you to the recliner. 361 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,540 That'll give me a chance to clean up back there. 362 00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:52,666 [ door opens and closes ] 363 00:18:34,754 --> 00:18:37,114 [ sighs ] 364 00:18:37,235 --> 00:18:39,625 TITA: Who are you hiding for? 365 00:18:39,759 --> 00:18:43,239 I'm not hiding fromanyone. 366 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,242 Ven, tráete tuchair. 367 00:19:01,825 --> 00:19:04,345 You look like a dog that just got his shots. 368 00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:12,310 Here, te voy a dar a little of my special tamal 369 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,404 so your worries go away. 370 00:19:20,278 --> 00:19:22,888 Perotake your time. 371 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,800 [ chuckles ] 372 00:19:24,935 --> 00:19:27,455 Remember when in "Alice in Wonderland," 373 00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:30,850 she took the cookie, and then, she turned big and small? 374 00:19:30,984 --> 00:19:34,554 Well, it's like that, only solo tú vas a pensar 375 00:19:34,684 --> 00:19:38,124 in your head that you're big or small. 376 00:19:38,253 --> 00:19:40,263 I got it. 377 00:19:40,385 --> 00:19:44,035 So this is, like, a pot brownie but, like, in tamale form? 378 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,867 "Tamale" is what the gringos say. 379 00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:51,531 That is a tamal. Cómetelo. 380 00:19:53,703 --> 00:19:56,273 Thank you, Doña Tita. 381 00:19:58,751 --> 00:20:00,671 All right, Eddy, it's time to get you back in bed. 382 00:20:00,797 --> 00:20:03,797 Oh, I wish I could stay out here a little longer. 383 00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:05,930 I know, but I got to get you comfy and safe 384 00:20:06,063 --> 00:20:07,723 before I take off to the baby shower, so. 385 00:20:07,847 --> 00:20:09,977 Oh, can you give Karlita my cariño? 386 00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:12,770 -Yeah, come on. -Okay. 387 00:20:12,896 --> 00:20:14,986 [ grunts ] 388 00:20:20,338 --> 00:20:22,598 EDDY: You washed the sheets? 389 00:20:22,732 --> 00:20:24,522 Yeah, I thought you'd want a fresh bed. 390 00:20:24,647 --> 00:20:26,647 Did you wash everything? 391 00:20:26,779 --> 00:20:29,129 What--what happened to-to the San Diego T-shirt? 392 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,960 I washed it. Was--was I not supposed to? 393 00:20:32,089 --> 00:20:34,569 Mari, that was the last thing that I had 394 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,750 that still smelled like Vida. 395 00:20:36,876 --> 00:20:38,526 - What? - I sleep with it, 396 00:20:38,661 --> 00:20:40,581 and then, I put it back in a Ziploc bag 397 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,746 so it still smells like her. 398 00:20:43,883 --> 00:20:46,233 Uh... 399 00:20:49,889 --> 00:20:52,589 I--I'm so sorry, Eddy, I-- 400 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,888 Can you just give me a minute? 401 00:20:55,025 --> 00:20:58,025 If fact, ¿sabes qué?You can take off early if you want. 402 00:20:58,158 --> 00:21:01,378 I--I just kind of want to be alone, if you don't mind. 403 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,900 Yeah, yeah, sure, Eddy. Um- 404 00:21:05,035 --> 00:21:08,425 Again, I'm so sorry. I didn't know. 405 00:21:13,173 --> 00:21:15,443 [ Eddy sniffs ] 406 00:21:18,483 --> 00:21:20,273 [ sniffs ] 407 00:21:23,401 --> 00:21:26,011 -I'm not crazy, right? -Right. 408 00:21:26,143 --> 00:21:28,233 She's absolutely horrible. 409 00:21:28,363 --> 00:21:31,453 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I see. 410 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:35,073 Nobody needs that muchguüero hair. 411 00:21:35,195 --> 00:21:38,545 And I think it's natural. 412 00:21:38,677 --> 00:21:40,157 Mm-mm. 413 00:21:40,288 --> 00:21:42,548 It does look natural, God damn it. 414 00:21:46,424 --> 00:21:49,084 I bet you that she has no rhythm. 415 00:21:49,209 --> 00:21:51,209 At least I got that over her. 416 00:21:51,342 --> 00:21:54,872 Mm, I don't know. 417 00:21:54,998 --> 00:21:57,698 Aquí parece like she's got some rhythm. 418 00:21:57,827 --> 00:22:00,347 - What? - Mm-hmm. 419 00:22:05,443 --> 00:22:07,533 Fuck my entire life. She does. 420 00:22:10,318 --> 00:22:13,708 She's basically Amal Clooney. 421 00:22:13,843 --> 00:22:16,633 I can't--I can't-- 422 00:22:16,759 --> 00:22:19,409 I can't compete with her feed, Doña Tita. 423 00:22:19,544 --> 00:22:22,774 [ groans ] 424 00:22:22,895 --> 00:22:27,505 Who told her that she could run some sort of, like, 425 00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,549 environmental non-for-profit, 426 00:22:29,685 --> 00:22:31,945 and still look amazing in a thong? 427 00:22:32,078 --> 00:22:34,818 [ laughs ] 428 00:22:34,951 --> 00:22:37,741 - It's not fair. - Mm-mm. 429 00:22:39,521 --> 00:22:42,921 Oh, I got nothing, Doña. 430 00:22:43,046 --> 00:22:45,046 I have done nothing with myself. 431 00:22:45,178 --> 00:22:46,748 The train passed me by, 432 00:22:46,876 --> 00:22:50,396 and I never even thought to get on it. 433 00:22:50,532 --> 00:22:54,622 Sometimes, it's not the tren. 434 00:22:54,753 --> 00:22:58,193 Sometimes, it's the bus you get on. 435 00:22:58,322 --> 00:23:02,892 Psh, you'll still get there. Vas a ver. 436 00:23:04,372 --> 00:23:05,372 Mami. 437 00:23:08,201 --> 00:23:12,211 She never thought I could get there. 438 00:23:12,336 --> 00:23:14,856 I could tell. 439 00:23:14,991 --> 00:23:19,651 She would be all, like, "Find a man, mi'ja. 440 00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:22,612 That'll be the only way for you." 441 00:23:22,738 --> 00:23:27,348 - Mm-hmm. - She said it over and over. 442 00:23:28,483 --> 00:23:32,313 And that shit seeped in. 443 00:23:32,443 --> 00:23:34,453 After a while, you believe it. 444 00:23:34,576 --> 00:23:36,356 Mm-hmm. 445 00:23:36,491 --> 00:23:38,841 Calladita te ves más bonita. 446 00:23:38,971 --> 00:23:40,501 Yeah. 447 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:43,585 - Mm-hmm. - My entire life. 448 00:23:47,153 --> 00:23:50,773 What kind of a thing is that to say to your own daughter? 449 00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:55,506 Ay, ay, ay, ay, no empieces con que tu mamifucked you up. 450 00:23:56,119 --> 00:24:00,429 Your mami did give you something. 451 00:24:01,951 --> 00:24:06,221 She taught you that you were a peacock, and that's a lot. 452 00:24:08,044 --> 00:24:11,794 Learn to use your feathers, chingao. 453 00:24:12,962 --> 00:24:15,402 [ laughter ] 454 00:24:20,665 --> 00:24:24,445 [ both laughing ] 455 00:24:24,582 --> 00:24:27,592 Uh, I wouldn't recommend it. 456 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,146 Ran away and joined the Army, 457 00:24:29,282 --> 00:24:31,332 and then I never went back to Austin. 458 00:24:31,459 --> 00:24:33,979 But I also probably wouldn't change a thing. 459 00:24:35,114 --> 00:24:37,684 Running away builds character. 460 00:24:37,813 --> 00:24:39,383 Indeed. 461 00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:41,950 [ chuckles ] 462 00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:47,950 The fucking pest people aren't coming, are they? 463 00:24:48,084 --> 00:24:51,444 Well, why don't you just go to Home Depot and buy some traps? 464 00:24:51,566 --> 00:24:53,306 Actually, you know what? 465 00:24:53,437 --> 00:24:57,177 Yeah, I should let you do that. 466 00:24:57,310 --> 00:25:00,010 Turned this into a day drinking day. 467 00:25:00,139 --> 00:25:04,009 If I don't leave now, I won't be able to ride my bike. 468 00:25:04,143 --> 00:25:06,103 Well, thanks for swinging by. 469 00:25:06,232 --> 00:25:08,062 [ chuckles ] 470 00:25:08,191 --> 00:25:10,631 I'll see you later. 471 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:13,939 [ Latin music playing ] 472 00:25:14,066 --> 00:25:17,066 ♪ 473 00:25:36,349 --> 00:25:38,439 NICO: Oh, hey. Are you okay? 474 00:25:38,569 --> 00:25:42,489 Work for us. Work for me here at the bar. 475 00:25:42,617 --> 00:25:44,917 Create a menu for us. 476 00:25:45,054 --> 00:25:47,274 Help me figure out how to shape this place. 477 00:25:47,404 --> 00:25:50,934 Oh, wow, uh... 478 00:25:52,409 --> 00:25:54,189 [ clicks tongue ] 479 00:25:54,324 --> 00:25:56,544 I'm sorry, Emma. 480 00:25:56,674 --> 00:25:58,984 It sounded to me from what you said 481 00:25:59,111 --> 00:26:02,511 that you don't have the money for a position like that. 482 00:26:02,637 --> 00:26:04,247 And-and right now, I-I can't really do 483 00:26:04,377 --> 00:26:06,597 any sort of pro bono consulting, 484 00:26:06,728 --> 00:26:08,248 no matter how much I like the bar. 485 00:26:08,381 --> 00:26:10,731 I found the money. I'll find it. 486 00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:12,782 I was going to rent something here with what I'm making 487 00:26:12,908 --> 00:26:15,298 off leasing my Chicago place, but fuck that. 488 00:26:15,432 --> 00:26:18,572 We need you, and I'm not taking no for an answer. 489 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,700 Let's sleep on it, yeah? 490 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:30,316 [ engine starts ] 491 00:26:32,275 --> 00:26:35,015 [ Latin music playing ] 492 00:26:35,147 --> 00:26:38,147 ♪ 493 00:26:39,978 --> 00:26:41,888 I changed my mind. 494 00:26:42,024 --> 00:26:44,374 I don't want the graffiti painted over. 495 00:26:44,504 --> 00:26:45,984 Are you fucking serious? 496 00:26:46,115 --> 00:26:50,545 Hey, follow me to my office right now. 497 00:26:50,685 --> 00:26:52,375 [ exhales ] 498 00:26:52,512 --> 00:26:54,472 [ heavy breathing ] 499 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:09,876 I got it. 500 00:27:15,231 --> 00:27:17,361 [ exhales ] 501 00:27:17,494 --> 00:27:19,414 [ grunting ] 502 00:27:26,155 --> 00:27:28,895 [ slow guitar music ] 503 00:27:29,027 --> 00:27:32,027 ♪ 504 00:27:38,863 --> 00:27:40,953 [ soft gulping ] 505 00:27:49,265 --> 00:27:50,915 [ exhales ] 506 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,450 [ sobbing quietly ] 507 00:27:59,579 --> 00:28:03,149 [ breathing shakily ] 508 00:28:05,890 --> 00:28:08,410 [ grunts ] 509 00:28:12,810 --> 00:28:15,200 [ breathing shakily ] 510 00:28:15,334 --> 00:28:17,954 ♪ Rocío de todos los campos 511 00:28:18,076 --> 00:28:20,376 [ sniffs ] 512 00:28:20,513 --> 00:28:23,263 ♪ Rocío de sal en el mar 513 00:28:23,386 --> 00:28:24,776 [ sniffs ] 514 00:28:24,909 --> 00:28:28,039 ♪ Tu baile no pisa la luna 515 00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:33,443 -[ sniffs furiously ] - ♪ Y el viento comienza a cantar 516 00:28:34,310 --> 00:28:35,660 ♪ Tú enciendes el fuego en la noche ♪ 517 00:28:35,790 --> 00:28:38,840 [ sobs ] 518 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:45,407 ♪ Escuchas los grillos hablar ♪ 519 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,720 Tomorrow, you should bring some of those rat cages 520 00:28:51,849 --> 00:28:54,499 or rat traps or whatever they're called. 521 00:28:54,634 --> 00:28:56,774 You can email me the invoice. 522 00:28:56,898 --> 00:28:58,598 Okay. 523 00:29:05,602 --> 00:29:07,602 [ exhales ] 524 00:29:16,308 --> 00:29:18,698 [ exhales ] 525 00:29:31,671 --> 00:29:34,371 [ Carla Morrison's "Disfruto" ] 526 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,500 ♪ 527 00:29:50,342 --> 00:29:52,692 ♪ 528 00:29:52,823 --> 00:29:56,443 WOMAN: ♪ Me complace amarte 529 00:29:56,566 --> 00:30:01,266 ♪ Disfruto acariciarte y ponerte a dormir ♪ 530 00:30:03,181 --> 00:30:09,141 ♪ Es escalofriante tenerte de frente ♪ 531 00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:12,764 ♪ Hacerte sonreír 532 00:30:12,887 --> 00:30:16,537 ♪ No te fallaré 533 00:30:16,673 --> 00:30:21,243 ♪ Contigo yo quiero envejecer ♪ 534 00:30:21,373 --> 00:30:23,463 ♪ 535 00:30:23,593 --> 00:30:28,083 ♪ Quiero darte un beso, perder contigo mi tiempo ♪ 536 00:30:28,206 --> 00:30:30,556 ♪ Guardar tus secretos 537 00:30:30,687 --> 00:30:33,687 ♪ Cuidar tus momentos 538 00:30:33,821 --> 00:30:36,211 ♪ Abrazarte 539 00:30:36,345 --> 00:30:38,605 ♪ Esperarte, adorarte 540 00:30:38,738 --> 00:30:41,218 ♪ Tenerte paciencia 541 00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:44,090 ♪ Tu locura es mi ciencia 542 00:30:44,222 --> 00:30:45,532 ♪ Ah-ah 543 00:30:45,658 --> 00:30:48,358 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh 544 00:30:48,487 --> 00:30:52,927 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh ♪ 545 00:30:53,057 --> 00:30:56,277 ♪ Uh-uh-uh-uh 546 00:30:56,408 --> 00:30:59,018 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh 547 00:30:59,150 --> 00:31:03,590 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh ♪ 548 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,240 [ laughter ] 549 00:31:05,374 --> 00:31:09,514 ♪ Disfruto mirarte 550 00:31:09,639 --> 00:31:11,639 ♪ Cada movimiento 551 00:31:11,771 --> 00:31:15,781 ♪ Un vicio que tengo 552 00:31:15,906 --> 00:31:19,866 ♪ Un gusto valorarte 553 00:31:19,997 --> 00:31:26,477 ♪ Nunca olvidarte, entregarte mis tiempos ♪ 554 00:31:26,612 --> 00:31:30,182 ♪ No te fallaré 555 00:31:30,312 --> 00:31:36,452 ♪ Contigo yo quiero envejecer ♪ 556 00:31:36,579 --> 00:31:39,579 ♪ 557 00:31:46,284 --> 00:31:47,944 ♪ Uh-uh-uh-uh 558 00:31:49,244 --> 00:31:51,464 ♪ Uh-uh-uh-uh 559 00:31:51,594 --> 00:31:54,254 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh 560 00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:57,379 ♪ 561 00:32:01,778 --> 00:32:04,778 ♪ 39853

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