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Previously on
"Stan Against Evil"...in color.
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Leon: Sheriff Miller?
It's your wife, sir. She's dead.
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I'm Evelyn Barret.
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I'm the new sheriff
of Willard's Mill.
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Starting today,
you're as good as dead.
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Man: This whole town's haunted
'cause of the witch burnings.
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Of course, they weren't
really witches.
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Leon: Willard's Mill had a
constable named Thaddeus Eccles.
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You know how many witches
Thaddeus Eccles burned?
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172.
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Evie: One person
burned 172 people?
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One sheriff.
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And ever since,
every sheriff we've ever had
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has died an early,
violent, horrible death.
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Except Stan.
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[Growling]
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[Grunts]
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Pipe to the head.
Never fails.
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Not that I've ever...
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done that
to a suspect.
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That would,
of course, be...
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illegal.
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Evie: Who are you?
Constance:
He did not send you?
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He won't let me go.
I'm afraid he wants you, too.
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Who?
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Man: You're supposed to destroy
Constable Eccles.
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I'm supposed to kill a guy
who's been dead for 400 years?
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If you continue
down this path,
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you're gonna find
a time loop.
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What is this place?
This is the space
between spaces.
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How do I get out?
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Please!
I have to get back!
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No!
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Evelyn Barret, as Constable
of Willard's Mill Township,
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I, Thaddeus Eccles,
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accuse you
of the crime of witchcraft.
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[Indistinct shouting]
No!
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**
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Something ain't right.
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[Indistinct shouting]
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**
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Evelyn Barret,
unholy viper!
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[Scoffs]
I am not the viper!
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You are!
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Woman: Watch your mouth,
blondie!
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Oh, please!
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Child of Satan,
you shall be purified,
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and nothing
quite purifies like fire!
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No!
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[Indistinct shouting]
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Man:
Hey, I'm a pilgrim!
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**
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**
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[Crickets chirping]
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[Eerie music plays]
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**
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**
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**
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**
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**
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**
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Stan?
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[Gasps]
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**
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**
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**
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Don't you remember me,
buddy?
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No.
I don't.
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I died in 1692.
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You're in
the wrong world.
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How could I remember you
if you died in 1692?
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Figure it out.
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Boop!
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[Gasps]
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Oh, goddammit.
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I can't get any rest
when I'm sleeping.
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Oh, God.
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[Bed creaks]
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**
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Morning, Dad.
Hey, Evie.
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I'm Denise.
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Beg your pardon?
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You called me Evie --
again.
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My name is Denise.
Who's Evie?
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I don't know.
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Are you sure?
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You have some girlfriend
you're not telling me about?
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You been acting
real weird lately.
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It sounds familiar,
doesn't it?
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But I don't know
anybody named Evie.
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**
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Whoever she is,
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she better not be
some scuzzy hag with a dead leg,
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walking in here,
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trying to limp around
and be my new mom.
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"Oh, sweetheart,
why don't you go
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down to the packy
and get me a pack of smokes."
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You're not my mother.
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"Don't talk to sass to me
or I'll kick your ass."
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At least my ass works.
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"Don't talk to
your new mother like that."
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I don't like your
tone with me.
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"I don't like
your tone."
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I don't want
a new mom!
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**
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**
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[Tires squeal]
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**
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**
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Hey.
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**
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Where did you go?
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What are
you lookin' at?
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Huh?
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Punk.
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Ah.
Dick.
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Hey! Hey!
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**
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Don't I know you?
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**
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Can I help you?
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No,
I'm talking to her.
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How...
How do I know you?
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Sir, I'm gonna have to
ask you to move.
Why, huh?
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Do I need
to call you the sheriff?
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Go ahead.
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Who is
the sheriff?
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[Chuckles]
You don't know?
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**
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Leon?
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Hello, Stanley.
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Leon, you can't be
the new sheriff.
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The new sheriff's a woman,
or...
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did I dream that?
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The new sheriff
is not a woman.
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Well, we got that
going for us.
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For a second, I thought
we were living in Europe.
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Stanley,
are you okay?
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Oh, I'm fine, Leon.
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Just in
the wrong world.
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**
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[Chanting in Latin]
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[Chanting continues]
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[Chanting stops]
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I call this meeting
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of the Willard's Mill
Black Hat Society to order.
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Hmm.
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We've seen him.
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Who?
The prophesied one.
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He has begun his awakening,
as was predicted.
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Yeah?
[Clears throat]
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[Sighs]
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The Chair
recognizes Judy.
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Before we get going,
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I just have a question
about snack duty.
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It was on the e-mail.
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Oh, the one where you CC'ed
everyone instead of BCCing,
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that e-mail?
Judy,
are you serious?
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We've seen
the prophesied one!
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Okay,
you know what?
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If you don't
want snacks, fine.
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Just make
a formal motion.
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Well, I'd like
to make a formal motion
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for you
to shut your word hole.
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Oh.
It's "pie hole."
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For the record...
I made pie.
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[Chuckles]
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But I guess
nobody cares about that.
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Nobody cares
about you, Judy.
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Well, what can I get you
that you would like, Clifford,
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diarrhea?!
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Anyway, we've seen
the prophesied one.
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Clifford:
I don't care anymore.
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[Crickets chirping]
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**
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[No audio]
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**
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[Boom]
[Grunts]
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Huh.
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**
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**
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**
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Wake up.
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[Gasps]
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Oh, mother's fudge.
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Son of a...
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[Vehicle passes in distance]
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[Engine revs]
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[Tires squeal, crash]
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Now what?
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[Air hissing]
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Don't be mad.
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What did you do?!
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I was thinking
about chocolate milk.
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I beg your pardon?
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I was thinking
I wanted chocolate milk.
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And then
I got distracted,
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and then
there was a tree.
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Stan!
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Stan!
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**
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Evie Barret.
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**
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Who's Evie Barret?
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I don't know.
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But she's in
the cemetery.
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[Chanting in Latin]
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Hey, Kev-o.
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Oh, hey, Sheriff.
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You got a Barret
back here?
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Uh, no,
I got a Barton.
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Just came in,
hot off the hearse.
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Who the hell
are those mutts?
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[Chanting continues]
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Oh, that's the, uh,
the Black Hat Society.
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The what?
[Sighs]
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They're witches...
so they say.
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Well, what are they doing
by my wife's grave?
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I don't know.
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This -- This place
is full of ding dongs
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doing
all kinds of baloney.
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It's funny.
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I spent four years
living in a monastery --
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Good talk, Kev.
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Yeah, I'm --
I'm not interesting.
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If somebody
said that to me,
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I wouldn't want
to hear the rest.
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[Chanting continues]
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**
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Hey!
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[Whistles] Hey!
[Chanting stops]
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Now, I don't exactly know
what kind of club this is,
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but crashing a graveyard
and making pretend
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you're Fleetwood Mac
is not exactly the...
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Oh.
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I knew damn sure
you'd turn up again.
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You're like a bad penny.
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So have we officially
stopped chanting,
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or is this just
a small break?
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Are we taking breaks?
I think so.
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[Scoffs]
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How do I know you?
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We were friends of your wife's,
Mr. Miller.
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Yeah, well,
I never met you before.
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Of course, I...
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I didn't know
any of her friends or...
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I don't think Claire wanted you
to know about us,
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about our group.
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What are you saying,
my wife was one of you guys?
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This is me
not buying it.
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Unh-unh, unh-unh-unh.
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Well, then how do I know
so much about her?
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About what she did
when she went out late at night.
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About what she keeps
in her sewing room.
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Oh, now just a second.
How do you know th--
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**
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All right, that's it.
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You two,
come with me.
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Statler and Waldorf,
go get ice cream.
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Let's go.
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Oh.
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I'll take
some ice cream.
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[Scoffs]
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I'm lactose intolerant,
and you know that.
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[Sighs]
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**
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[Brakes squeal]
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**
273
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,424
[Door opens, creaks]
274
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:15,028
All right,
what, uh...
275
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,296
what is
all this stuff?
276
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,530
**
277
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:21,434
While Claire was alive, this
room was strictly off limits.
278
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,303
Then after she passed,
I...
279
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,005
I came in here and--
280
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,339
What?
281
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,242
Well, I -- I saw
all of this stuff.
282
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,477
And?
283
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,880
I don't know, I...
284
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,482
I guess I...
285
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:38,852
I shut the door
and left.
286
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:42,189
You have this giant mystery
in the middle of your house,
287
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,556
and you just shut the door
and left?
288
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,893
Lookit,
I was married to the woman
289
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,394
for more than
half my life,
290
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,029
and you think
this is the only mystery
291
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,597
I ever
had to deal with?
292
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,600
What about
the hair curlers?
293
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,068
Huh?
294
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,636
Nobody in the house
uses them,
295
00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:00,240
and yet they're underneath
every single bathroom sink.
296
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:03,043
One time, I threw a few away,
and the next morning,
297
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,912
they were
right back down there,
298
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,479
just staring up
at me.
299
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,281
What,
do they breed?
Mr. Miller?
300
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,017
And those
brown hair pins?
301
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,251
Oh,
they're everywhere.
302
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,920
I got one
in my foot right now.
303
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,222
Mr. Miller!
My wife
was not a witch!
304
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,591
Denise: Oh, she most certainly
was not!
305
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,628
Oh, great.
What is going on here?
306
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:22,629
Is this her?
307
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,630
Is this the girlfriend
you won't tell me about?
308
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:27,167
Well, I gotta tell you,
Dad, I'm impressed.
309
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,368
I really am.
310
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,037
Shocked is
more of a word for it.
311
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,538
I mean, you and her?
312
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,240
Foxy lady!
313
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:36,076
Foxy lady!
314
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,245
[Chuckles]
Bow-chicka-wow-wow.
315
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,247
This is not
my girlfriend.
316
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,315
It was a friend
of your mother's.
317
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,418
Evie:
Did you get the eyes?!
318
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,087
**
319
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,121
What?
320
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,558
Uh, nobody
said anything, Dad.
321
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,093
[Chuckles]
322
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,095
Did you get the eyes?!
323
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:58,298
**
324
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,566
Did I bring
the eyes?
325
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,602
Lara:
Mr. Miller...
326
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,472
Who -- Who are you
talking to?
327
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,940
I just heard
a woman's voice
328
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,641
asking me
if I brought the eyeballs,
329
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,043
and none of you
heard that?
330
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,445
N-No.
331
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:15,248
Okey-dokey.
332
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:21,688
Well, then I've either gone just
completely bat-shit crazy...
333
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,290
or this is God's way
of telling me
334
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,359
it's time to start doing
some real drinking.
335
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,297
**
336
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,999
I'm talking about
real drinking.
337
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:36,069
**
338
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,972
Hello there,
little fella.
339
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,307
Oh.
340
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,711
**
341
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:45,712
Doctor!
342
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,380
[Door opens, closes]
343
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,748
Mr. Mill--
344
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,383
Mr. Miller!
345
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,153
Oh.
How did you guys get here?
346
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,455
She's sending you a message,
Mr. Miller.
347
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,224
There was
a coven of witches
348
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,725
in Willard's Mill
in the 1600s.
349
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,994
Not the people
who were burned as witches,
350
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,496
but a coven of pure Wiccans
who did no harm.
351
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,265
We are
their descendants.
352
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,566
Wait a second.
353
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:10,037
If your ancestors were here
in the 1600s,
that means they--
354
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,005
Yeah.
355
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,640
Well,
I didn't do it.
356
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,708
But there's the case
of Evelyn Barret --
357
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,744
who was put to the stake,
but then vanished.
358
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,412
No one knows
what happened to her.
359
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,048
Keep talking.
360
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,616
My -- My legs are --
are just starting to get warm.
361
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,518
Denise?!
I'm right here.
362
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,619
Oh.
363
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,288
There's a deer
on the wall.
364
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,757
He's always been there!
That's Gunther.
365
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,525
Okay,
so legend states
366
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:36,096
that Evelyn Barret was rescued
by the prophesied one.
367
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,497
We believe that's you.
368
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,432
**
369
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,468
[Laughs]
370
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,670
Jesus!
371
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,606
Not saying I'm Jesus.
372
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,808
God knows
I hate the meek.
373
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,543
Oh, boy, he damn sure
stayed in shape.
374
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,213
He had abs
like Michael Phelps.
375
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:56,149
Did you ever see that washboard
the guy was sporting?
376
00:16:56,183 --> 00:17:03,190
**
377
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,194
Oh, something
ain't right.
378
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,628
I need a drink.
379
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,597
Oh!
It's like magic.
380
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,798
No more.
381
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,266
Oh,
it don't matter.
382
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,068
I know
what I have to do now.
383
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,536
I'm outie, McGroutie.
384
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,071
Gotta dig up
a grave.
385
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,073
Denise: He's not
going anywhere.
386
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,341
I have the keys.
387
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:24,077
I'm an
excellent driver.
Oh!
388
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:27,114
I'll drive, ladies.
Follow me. Come on!
389
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,248
But I --
I can do it.
390
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:35,288
**
391
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,593
**
392
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,429
Stan:
Oh, I feel good.
393
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,364
That was
a fun car ride.
394
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:48,235
[Yelling in Spanish]
395
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,271
What?
Do you have
a Barret here?
396
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,206
No,
I told you up there.
397
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,542
No, I don't mean up there.
I mean down here.
398
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,844
No. There's --
There's one unmarked.
399
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,812
That's it.
400
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,781
That's it.
401
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,583
This is my -- my dream.
402
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,718
Oh! [Grunts]
Denise: Dad?
403
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,288
Sheriff Miller,
are you drunk?
404
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,624
Don't you believe it,
Kev-o.
405
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:15,128
Maybe --
Maybe a little bit.
406
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,664
Hi, Kevin.
Hi.
407
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:18,865
Dad?
408
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:25,805
**
409
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:32,812
**
410
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:38,751
**
411
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,920
Oh, what do
we have here?
412
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,323
Lara: But Evelyn Barret
was never killed.
413
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,757
She vanished.
414
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,794
Yeah?
Then who's down here?
415
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:54,801
**
416
00:18:54,834 --> 00:19:01,841
**
417
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,612
[Shovel thuds]
418
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:10,283
**
419
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,618
We're here.
420
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:19,192
[Grunts]
421
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,363
[Bang]
422
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,597
Dad,
did you do that?
423
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,700
No.
[Rumbling]
424
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,236
Get out of there.
425
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:32,239
**
426
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,341
[Boom]
427
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:37,677
[Screeching]
428
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,947
**
429
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,382
[Laughs] I knew it!
430
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,784
You ugly son of a bitch!
431
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,219
[Screeches]
432
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,720
I'm not crazy!
433
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:51,558
I saw this whole
goddamn thing in my dream!
434
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,226
[Screeches]
435
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,428
[All screaming]
436
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,397
[Screeches]
437
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,666
**
438
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,968
Get down!
439
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,872
[Panting]
It's gonna kill us.
440
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,507
Yes.
441
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,941
[Screeches]
442
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,447
This is a trap set by my father
400 years ago.
443
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,949
The wraith
cannot be destroyed.
444
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:20,420
[Screeches]
[Women screaming]
445
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:24,657
[Screaming, screeching continue]
446
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,566
Denise:
It's gonna kill us!
447
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:40,607
[Screaming, screeching continue]
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