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Previously on
"Splitting Up Together"...
I heard something about you.
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Are you pregnant?
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Test was negative,
so you're off the hook.
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No giving up this time.
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No matter what.
Forever and ever.
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Deal.
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Mae:
Gross. So gross.
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Really?
I think it's beautiful.
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We are not having this baby
in the Cowboy Palace Saloon.
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Hey! No baby.
It was a false alarm.
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-Clear the hall.
-Whoa!
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♪♪
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[ Telephone rings ]
[ Indistinct talking over P.A. ]
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[ Elevator bell dings
in distance ]
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Forever and ever.
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♪♪
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Go.
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♪♪
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You have to.
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No, I -- I-I can't.
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You can.
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[ Sighs ]
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I love you.
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I love you.
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[ Footsteps departing ]
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Oh, hey, and Martin?!
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Tell Lisa Apple...
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..."What's up?"
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[ Smooches ]
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♪♪
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♪ Keep giving me hope
for a better day ♪
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♪ Keep giving me love
to find a way ♪
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♪ Through this heaviness
I feel ♪
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♪ I just need someone to say
everything's okay ♪
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♪ Everything's okay ♪
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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[ Knock on door ]
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[ Monitor beeping ]
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What are you doing here?
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You're having a baby.
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They want to do a C-section.
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The baby's breech.
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Well, are your parents coming?
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They're on a cruise.
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I haven't been
able to reach them.
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[ Gasps ]
Okay. Okay.
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Look, you're gonna do great.
You're gonna do great.
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Just -- Just say "yes"
to all the drugs.
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Sunshine:
We ready to have a baby?
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Who's this?
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Uh --
He's --
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I'm just, uh --
Martin.
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I think that I might --
He's Martin.
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I'm Martin.
He's the dad.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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♪♪
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Hey, Dad.
[ Chuckles ]
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Better late than never.
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Scrub up.
Oh, no. He's not...
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We're -- We're not a --
It -- It's not like a --
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He's not a part of this,
so --
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I'd like to be.
I-I can be.
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I want to be.
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If you'll let me be.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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[ Kate Bush's
"This Woman's Work" plays ]
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Okay.
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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[ Vocalizing ]
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♪♪
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♪ Pray God you can cope ♪
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♪ I stand outside ♪
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♪ This woman's work ♪
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♪ This woman's world ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's hard on the man ♪
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♪ Now his part is over ♪
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♪ I know you have a little life
in you yet ♪
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♪ I know you have a lot
of strength left ♪
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♪ I should be crying,
but I just can't let it show ♪
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♪ I should be hoping,
but I can't stop thinking ♪
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♪ Of all the things
I should have said ♪
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♪ That I never said ♪
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♪ All the things we should have
done that we never did ♪
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♪ All the things I should
have given but I didn't ♪
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♪ Oh, darling, make it go away ♪
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♪ Just make it go away ♪
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[ Elevator bell dings ]
[ Tapping ]
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Camille:
If we're gonna day-drink,
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we'd better get started.
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It's day.
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How did you know
I was here?
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Martin texted me.
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I came as soon as I heard.
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[ Sighs ]
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Did you get a haircut?
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I came as soon as I heard
and directly after my haircut.
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Only because Andy's so hard
to get in with
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and he probably would have
charged me if I didn't show.
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Oh.
I mean, I don't know for sure
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that he would have charged me,
but I didn't want to risk it.
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Plus I was really ready
for a change.
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Okay, Camille.
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And how are you?
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I mean...
[ Sighs ]
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...all things considered?
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Okay, just do me a favor
and don't even front.
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This could not suck
any harder.
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Come on, Camille.
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Martin and I are gonna
be fine.
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Apple army in da house!
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You guys, I'm legit
having a flashback
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to my very first stomach pump.
Ugh!
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-Can we get our picture?
-Okay.
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Coachella weekend one called.
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They want their wristbands back.
[ Laughs ]
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What are they
even doing here?
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[ Sighs ]
What are we doing here?
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♪♪
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[ Babies crying ]
Sunshine: Okay, Dad.
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Let's go over
the home care sheet for Mom.
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Actually, I think
you should just go.
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What are you talking about?
I --
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Let's just drop the charade,
shall we?
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It's not gonna be "Mom and Dad."
It's just gonna be Mom.
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Lisa...
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You didn't want to be
in my life
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when I didn't have a baby.
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I think it best if we --
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I step out?
I'm -- I'm stepping out.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
I'll step out.
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That's what she wants.
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♪♪
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But you can't expect me
to walk out of here
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and pretend this baby
never happened.
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And you might not
want me around,
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but our daughter --
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Annie.
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Annie.
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Well, Annie might feel
differently.
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♪♪
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I'm gonna go get an ice-pack
for your butthole.
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♪♪
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Hey, Dad!
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I've been a pediatric nurse
for 17 years.
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Check back tomorrow.
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♪♪
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Door closes ]
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♪♪
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Oh.
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Martin.
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She okay?
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She's okay.
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And the baby?
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Little girl.
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Annie Apple.
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And she's --
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Mine.
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Right.
Yeah.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
How are you?
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Mm. Bit shocked.
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Yeah.
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Hey.
Hmm?
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You know
what would be nice?
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If we organized a meal train,
for Lisa.
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That way she doesn't
have to worry
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about food
when she gets home.
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I mean,
I would have loved that!
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Did they give you any sense of
when she's gonna be discharged?
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Lena.
And I can pick up
some diapers.
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No diapers.
No meal train, okay?
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She doesn't want me to be
a part of the baby's life.
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I barely got to see her.
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No, no, no, no.
No, she doesn't mean that.
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She just gave birth.
She's reeling.
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We just need to give her some
time, she'll come around.
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She's had nine months
to come around --
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Martin, listen to me.
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Someday,
Annie is gonna ask
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if her father wanted to
be part of her life.
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If he tried to know her.
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And that answer
needs to be yes.
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She needs to know
that you didn't do nothing.
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♪♪
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So we're just supposed to
sit here and do homework,
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and pretend Mom and Dad aren't
playing "Smash Bros" upstairs?
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Wait, Mom and Dad got
"Super Smash Brothers"?
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Oh, oh, Mae. Gross.
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What's gross is them
sneaking around
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and disrespecting
the institution of divorce.
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[ Door closes ]
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♪♪
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Think we should
tell him?
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I'm not gonna be the one
to emotionally scar Milo.
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There's your Mommy Joshua.
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You're right.
Let's make Mom do it.
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♪♪
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Martin: Sunshine, yes, hi.
Uh, yeah.
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I'm just -- I'm calling
to check on the girls.
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Just making sure
everybody's good.
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You know what?
They're doing great.
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They're actually being
discharged tomorrow morning.
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Lisa's up and around
and anxious to get home.
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That's great.
That's great.
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Do you know what time?
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Maybe I could --
I could pick them up --
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She made other arrangements,
Martin.
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I'm -- I'm sorry. She's --
She's just not there yet.
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But you said you've been
a nurse for 17 years.
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And in 17 years, I've never
seen anyone less there yet.
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What can I say?
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♪♪
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Thanks for coming with.
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Oh, no problem.
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I know
how committed you are
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to scaling
insurmountable objects.
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Hey, hey, hey!
Your dog!
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A-Aren't you gonna
call after him?
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Nope.
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Unlike you, I don't chase
after everything that runs.
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No, if that dog
is ready to move on,
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I am prepared
to let him go.
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Ah, he's got
all the answers, folks!
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[ Both chuckle ]
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[ Sighs ]
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So tell me.
What do I do now, huh?
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Just make a decision
you can live with,
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because you're the one
that's gonna have to.
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But I can't just force Lisa
to let me be in Annie's life.
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But I'm worried, you know,
if I do nothing, I'll regret it.
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Well, respecting Lisa's wishes
isn't doing nothing.
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It's doing
what she asked you to do.
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Just make sure you're doing it
for the right reasons.
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Oh, look who's back, and now
our relationship continues.
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You see that? Why?
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Because he wants it to.
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I provide him with food,
water, shelter, affection,
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but he still had to run
all the way up to the top
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of that mountain to find out
that none of those things
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are waiting for him
up there.
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Hmm.
You should write a book.
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Oh, come on!
[ Chuckles ]
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You don't read.
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Ah, come on, boy.
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♪♪
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[ Crunching ]
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Look how stunning
Mom is.
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Yeah, she's, like, luminous.
Hmm.
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Don't you think she should
be out there, dating?
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Yeah.
She needs to love again.
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Something other than those
mini-cheese crackers.
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[ Exhales sharply ] They are not
wrong about the crackers.
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Maybe we should set her up
with Alan's dad.
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Hmm.
Okay. [ Crunching ]
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Why are you kids talking
about me like I'm not here?
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We just want more for you
than processed cheese.
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More? These crackers
are really good.
261
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,734
Yeah, but Alan's dad
is a divorced sculptor
262
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,237
who looks
like Nathan Fillion.
263
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:58,408
He's single.
You're single.
264
00:10:58,408 --> 00:10:59,492
Right?
265
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,494
♪♪
266
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,830
Right. Mm-hmm.
267
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,332
Quite right.
All right.
268
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,625
Tell Alan I'm DTF.
269
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:13,256
Oh.
"Down to find out more
about his dad."
270
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,757
Just tell 'em to hit me
on the hip.
271
00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:17,719
We don't get your references.
Like, at all.
272
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,889
♪♪
273
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,932
They know.
They totally know.
274
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,768
Aww.
275
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,103
Thanks for
the hand-me-downs.
276
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,772
Jasper really had
the cutest stuff.
277
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,274
"I'm kind of a big dill."
278
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,942
[ Both chuckle ]
279
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,944
Man, Jasper would blow
this one out.
280
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:38,114
Hmm.
[ Knock on door ]
281
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,449
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey.
282
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,035
Do not move a pregnant muscle.
I got it.
283
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:49,375
♪♪
284
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,543
Who are you?
285
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,712
Who are you?
286
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,880
Gene?
287
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,881
[ Grunting ]
288
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,424
♪♪
289
00:11:56,424 --> 00:12:00,094
So introductions
are in order, huh, Gene?
290
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,430
This is Frank,
a.k.a. Sugar Beard,
291
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,973
a.k.a. Country Music Face.
292
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,809
And, Frank, this is --
Gene.
293
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:07,977
I heard of you.
294
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,480
Heard of you, too.
Oh, yeah?
295
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,982
What have you heard?
Good stuff.
296
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,651
Some might say
mighty good.
297
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,487
Heard that you're nice
and that you're handsome.
298
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,988
Story checks out.
299
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,157
Well, that's rightly
gracious of you.
300
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:24,494
And I would add that if we met
under different circumstances,
301
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,455
I could imagine us
as friends or partners.
302
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,998
Business or pleasure?
303
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,333
That'd be your call.
304
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,169
Uh, what?
What's going on here?
305
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,545
Well, you tell me.
I mean,
306
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,964
I text you on the way home
from my tourney,
307
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,633
starving, ask you
to order two tuna subs.
308
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:41,302
I get home?
No subs. No return text.
309
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,637
Now this?
310
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:45,306
Um, Frank, I'm gonna speak
to Gene,
311
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,142
uh, in private for --
for just a moment.
312
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,394
[ Door closes ]
313
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,979
Do you have
some kind of sensor
314
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,314
that goes off when
I'm experiencing joy?
315
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,817
No, but that is a product
I'd be interested in
316
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,820
if the tech exists.
It does not.
317
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,154
What is this, Gene?
318
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,990
Y-You suddenly care
what I'm doing?
319
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,450
Basically.
Too little, too late.
320
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,035
Yeah. That's right.
321
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,537
I am now with a guy
322
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:11,708
who treats me the way
I deserve to be treated.
323
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,876
And this time,
I'm gonna hold on tight.
324
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,712
'Cause you were kind of
a [bleep] to me.
325
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,213
Yeah,
I'm kind of a [bleep]
326
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,548
That's what I bring
to the table.
327
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,050
Look, I'm emotionally
unavailable.
328
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,011
It's my mother's fault.
She didn't breastfeed.
329
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,846
No, don't blame
your mother --
330
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,347
She could not
get me to latch.
331
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:29,017
But then all these years later
I finally did latch.
332
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,059
To you.
333
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,894
Ew.
334
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:35,898
Look, what I...
need to say right now,
335
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,234
and then I'll walk out
of your life forever,
336
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,404
is that I love...
337
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,073
...eating subs with you.
338
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,243
Go!
339
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:50,204
You should do karate.
340
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,706
Goodbye, Gene.
341
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,416
Oh.
342
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:58,421
♪♪
343
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:02,216
Secret husband,
reporting for duty.
344
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,887
[ Sighs ] Lena.
345
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:08,389
According to the book,
you've got a good eight weeks
346
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,767
before the baby can even see
that you aren't there.
347
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,727
I need to say something.
348
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:16,898
And I need you to hear me
and try to understand, okay?
349
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,274
Okay.
350
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,277
I think we should
respect Lisa's decision.
351
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,864
And by "we," I mean "you"
because I've already decided to.
352
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,783
But, Martin --
No, Lena, hey.
353
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,786
You have to trust me.
No, you have to trust me.
354
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:33,289
Lisa is home right now
with no one to help her.
355
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,958
She's recovering from surgery
with a newborn.
356
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:39,629
And you may not remember
what that means, but I do.
357
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,798
She can't even
stand up straight
358
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,966
or fix a meal
or take a shower --
359
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,302
And she has to wear
those giant mesh underpants.
360
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,386
I remember.
361
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:52,767
But if she wants to do this
alone, she has a right to.
362
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,727
♪♪
363
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:59,899
Babe,
you are kind and generous
364
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,902
and full of empathy and quite
possibly focusing on Lisa
365
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,404
because it's easier
than focusing on us right now,
366
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,406
and I get that.
367
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,909
I truly do.
368
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,994
But this is not
yours to fix.
369
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:16,332
♪♪
370
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,500
This is.
371
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,502
♪♪
372
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,839
And I'm just...
[ Sighs ]
373
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:26,008
I'm so sorry.
I am. I'm sorry.
374
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,010
I'm sorry that Annie's
arrival into this world
375
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:31,013
is causing you pain.
376
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,516
And I'm sorry that
this is gonna be just
377
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:38,187
so much more complicated
than we anticipated.
378
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,856
I'm just...
[ Sighs ]
379
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,525
...really, really sorry.
380
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:46,195
[ Sighs ]
381
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:49,866
♪♪
382
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,701
[ Whispering ]
I'm sorry, too.
383
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:52,827
[ Knock on door ]
384
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:58,040
No one knows I'm here,
and no one needs to know.
385
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:02,170
All I want to do is clean your
bathroom, stock your fridge,
386
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:06,007
do some laundry, and give you
a chance to take a shower.
387
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:10,386
No questions asked.
Does that sound okay?
388
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,682
[ Weakly ] Yeah.
389
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,646
Oh. Hungry, hungry, hungry,
hungry, hungry.
390
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,482
[ Gasps ]
Thank you.
391
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,026
Mmm.
392
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:27,904
Mmm.
393
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:31,407
So, um, is he a sensei?
394
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,910
Who, Gene?
No, he's a waiter.
395
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,745
But that trophy,
it was --
396
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,581
Oh, yeah.
Probably for participation.
397
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,333
And the belt?
398
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:44,879
Your leather cowboy belt is
the only one I am interested in.
399
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:49,884
♪♪
400
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:53,221
[ Giggles ]
401
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,889
Wait, did you...
[ Gasps ]
402
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:57,433
[ Baby crying ]
[ Chuckles ]
403
00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,853
Oh. Oh, don't cry.
404
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,940
Don't cry.
You're gonna make me cry.
405
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,776
What am I doing wrong?
This boob is about to burst.
406
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,737
She's crying like she's hungry,
but she won't nurse.
407
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:14,075
Well, if I were to guess,
and, um, it's just a guess,
408
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,785
she sounds
a little congested.
409
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,954
Oh, my God!
Right! Totally!
410
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,372
Okay, I know this one.
411
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,124
Um, they gave me this mini
turkey baster thing...
412
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,793
[ Crying continues ]
413
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,795
Okay, unless you want to
impregnate a hamster,
414
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,463
that thing is useless.
415
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:31,300
This is what you want.
This is your new best friend.
416
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,719
"The Snot Sucker."
It's Swedish.
417
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:37,807
Okay, so you just lodge it,
and then you [slurps] suck it.
418
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,893
Oh. Yeah. Okay.
419
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,895
[ Crying continues ]
420
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:43,896
[ Slurping ]
421
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,232
Oh, my God. Wow.
422
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,401
Full tube.
Oh, that is disgusting.
423
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,735
Wow.
424
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,988
That's amazing, but gross.
[ Laughs ]
425
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,406
Um, kind of satisfying.
426
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,740
Would you mind
holding her?
427
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,576
I just -- I want to clean it.
Yeah.
428
00:17:56,576 --> 00:18:06,586
♪♪
429
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,589
[ Whispering ]
Hi, baby.
430
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,591
Hey.
431
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:17,596
♪♪
432
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,432
Do you think
she's gonna eat?
433
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,100
Oh, of course she will.
You're a genius.
434
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,101
[ Chuckles ]
435
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:26,439
♪♪
436
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,024
[ Whispering ] Can I?
437
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,358
Oh.
438
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:34,530
♪♪
439
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,867
Hi, baby.
440
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,036
[ Normal voice ]
Okay.
441
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,038
[ Coos ]
442
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:45,041
Ohh, ah.
443
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,542
She's eating.
444
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,711
[ Chuckles ]
445
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,213
[ Normal voice ] When she's
done, it's gonna be your turn.
446
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,882
I made you
a veggie barley soup,
447
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,801
which is great
for milk production.
448
00:18:55,801 --> 00:19:00,139
Why are you being
so nice to me?
449
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,308
Um...
450
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:06,312
Because I am you?
Or I was you.
451
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:11,484
I mean, not exactly you,
but I've been there.
452
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,319
Iced that.
453
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:17,156
Also, I mean, I saw your
support system at the hospital,
454
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:21,660
and those guys are way more
prepared for bottle service
455
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,330
than bottle service.
456
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,623
Okay, come on.
457
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:28,501
You have to admit
that was a good one.
458
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,755
♪♪
459
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,424
[ Cooing ]
460
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:44,892
♪♪
461
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:54,276
♪♪
462
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,444
See you tomorrow?
463
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,613
♪♪
464
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,781
See you tomorrow.
465
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:01,367
♪♪
466
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:06,956
♪♪
467
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,624
Hey.
Hey!
468
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,000
I was just calling you.
469
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,919
I got paranoid that
you changed your mind
470
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:15,464
and ran away from me
and all my baggage.
Quite the opposite!
471
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:18,467
I was planning on making you and
all your baggage some pancakes.
472
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,302
Come here.
473
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:23,055
[ Chuckles ]
474
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,140
Help!
475
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,934
No! My eyes...
476
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:30,771
Kissing! I saw them kissing!
Same. Same.
477
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,606
I wasn't allowed
in the Cowboy Saloon,
478
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:33,816
but I could still see
inside of it.
479
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,484
I knew you knew.
480
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,820
All right, who's gonna break it
to Alan's dad?
481
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,321
Break what?
482
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,698
They're getting back
together, moron.
483
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,658
Nuh-uh!
Well, we were
saving the exclusive
484
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:47,079
for "Us Weekly," but, yep,
Mom and I are a thing.
485
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,582
How long do you think
it will last this time?
486
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,292
[ Cough-whispering ]
Monogamy's a myth.
487
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,627
I'm just glad everything's
out in the open.
488
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,629
You know, families are supposed
to be honest with each other.
489
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,215
Right?
Right.
490
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,092
Right.
491
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:05,681
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