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Previously on
"Splitting Up Together"...
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Lena:
We're pulling the plug.
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The on-duty parent
will live in the main house.
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Martin: And the off-duty parent
will be living in the garage.
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Are you guys gonna be bored
with us gone all summer?
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It's gonna be exactly
like when you are here!
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Martin: We can share the house
for the summer.
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Roomies?
Roomies!
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You have a million reasons
why you refuse
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to let go
of your ex-wife,
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except the only one
that makes sense --
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You're still
in love with her.
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We're not roomies.
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When we were married,
we were roomies.
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Lisa Apple's pregnant.
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♪♪
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[ Creak ]
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[ Thud ]
Lena: Ohh!
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Martin:
[ Echoing ] Lena.
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Hey. Come on.
Come on.
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Geez, babe,
you scared me.
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Ohh.
Here.
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What happened?
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Well, let's see.
We, uh...
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Slept together.
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Right. And then we --
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Slept together.
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Right.
And then your painting --
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Fell on my head.
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Yeah.
The painting --
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it was an emblem
of my self-discovery,
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and it hit me
where my mind is.
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That's a sign.
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A sign?
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From who?
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Um, the universe?
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It saw us having sex.
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The whole universe did?
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And it was like,
"Houston, we have a problem."
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[ Chuckles ]
Oh, so I guess the universe
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is like Tom Hanks
from "Apollo 13"?
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It must be.
Right.
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Well, it's a very
interesting theory,
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butIthink
the painting fell
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because you didn't use
a drywall anchor.
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A drywall anchor?
Mm-hmm.
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And you may not
know this about me,
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but I happen to have
a great many drywall anchors.
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You do?
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And if you let me
take the time
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to hang your painting,
it will never...
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[ Smooches ]
...fall...
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[ Chuckles ]
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...again.
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♪♪
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Are you trying to
hook up with me?
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Because I was unconscious
like three seconds ago.
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♪♪
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♪ Keep giving me hope
for a better day ♪
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♪ Keep giving me love
to find a way ♪
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♪ Through this heaviness
I feel ♪
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♪ I just need someone to say
everything's okay ♪
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♪ Everything's okay ♪
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Camille: There!
She's right there!
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You're losing her!
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I'm not losing her.
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She's walking
inside the building.
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What are you talking about?
Okay --
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Okay, you're scaring
Grand Mal.
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You're triggering her!
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What do you want me
to do, Camille?
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Follow Lisa Apple
into the apartment?
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Hide out in the bathtub while
she pees on a pregnancy test
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so I can tell you
what it says?
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I mean, you'd have to
hold very still.
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You know what? I'm not
doing this anymore, okay?
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This is zero percent
our business.
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Disagree.
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Agree to disagree?
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That hard candy counts
as your dessert, you know.
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It's a throat lozenge.
It's [bleep] Zinc.
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Zinc is not a dessert.
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[ Spits ]
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I'm so sorry, sweetie.
I love you so much.
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Love you.
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Martin: Whoa!
Are you cooking me breakfast?
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It has been a while.
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Hey, you know what
I really miss?
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Hmm?
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Those breakfast buns.
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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
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What aboutthese breakfast buns?
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Ooh!
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[ Both chuckle ]
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Mmm.
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[ Knock on door ]
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Both: Hi.
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Daddy! Dad! Dad. My dada.
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[ Sighs ]
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Hey.
Hey. How you doing?
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What's up, sis?
Hey.
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How you doing?
Hey. What's up, boss?
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What are you guys
doing here?
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We might ask you
the same question.
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You invited us over,
for brunch. Remember?
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I don't.
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She has a head injury.
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I texted yesterday
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that I was going to
the farmers market,
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and Dad texted
that he wanted to come,
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and you texted...
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"Grab me some cilantro hummus
and come by after for brunch."
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It does sound like you.
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It does.
Yeah.
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It definitely does.
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Martin, a word?
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Well, I can't be in
that much trouble, right?
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You already gave me
your blessing. [ Chuckles ]
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Let's go talk.
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Whaaat the hell?
[ Door closes ]
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I know. I know.
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But I don't know.
I really don't know!
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It just happened!
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And now I'm feeling
very conflicted
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and concerned
and uneasy.
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Those are all
negative words.
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But at the same time,
excited, surprised,
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and aroused.
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Aroused?
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Well, not at
this precise moment,
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but I am pretty pumped
about the hummus.
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Good, and you know what?
I love it.
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Who cares?
You're two adults.
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You don't need to
rationalize anything.
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You know why?
[ Chuckles ]
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It's summer.
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[ Gasps ]
Yeah!
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And we all deserve
a little summer lovin'.
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Okay, nowyou're rationalizing.
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Who'd you
have sex with?
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A guest at Milo's
birthday party.
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It was a dad.
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Wait, was it --
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Jasper's dad. Frank?
Yeah, AKA "Sugar Beard,"
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AKA "Country Music Face."
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Wow, I can't believe
you already have
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so many great
nicknames for him.
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The nicknames happened
really fast.
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That's a good sign.
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So...
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does Sugar Beard
know that you're pregnant?
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Uh, no. But only because I'm a
really big fan of hiding things
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that you don't want
other people to know about.
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Gotcha.
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So, right now, I'm just
gonna enjoy the honeymoon.
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You know Martin and I
never had a honeymoon?
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Why don't you go now?
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I can't go on a honeymoon
with my ex-husband.
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Why not?
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Just go with the flow.
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Well, I tend to violently
struggle against the flow.
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[ Laughing ]
Yes, you do...
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So just don't do that.
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Don't do that?
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Mnh-mnh.
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Just go on a honeymoon.
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Mm-hmm.
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[ Gasps ]
Mm...
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I think I can use my rewards
points to pay for it.
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Now you're aroused.
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♪♪
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I just can't believe
that you two are this stupid.
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Well...believe it.
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Everyone else can plainly see
that you and Lena
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are a much better couple
now that you aren't one.
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You two are finally
in a good place,
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and you want to just...
ruin it?
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Ruin what?
Our divorce?
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Ruin it with a second chance
at -- at love and happiness?
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Oh, gimme a break.
You sound like a schoolgirl.
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Well, then,
French-braid my hair
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and drop me off
a block from school
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so my friends
don't see you.
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Okay, go ahead,
make your jokes.
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But you're not
gonna be the one
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to have to scrape her off
the floor when things go wrong.
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Things aren't gonna go wrong.
It's different now.
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Lena...
is different now.
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♪♪
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She is.
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♪ Tell me,
when will you be mine? ♪
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[ Clicking ]
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♪ Tell me,quando, quando, quando?♪
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Ahh! Oh, my God!
[ Door opens, closes ]
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♪ We can share a love divine ♪
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Hey!
Hey.
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Thought you ran away.
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Oh, believe me, I tried.
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Every road leads me
right back to you.
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Hey, that's romantic.
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Mm-hmm.
[ Chuckles ]
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I did something
romantic, too.
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Yeah?
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I booked us a house
in Malibu on the beach.
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You did?
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And it has
this amazing deck
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with an incredible hot tub
overlooking the ocean.
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And the bedroom has
a luxury king-sized mattress
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from some fancy hotel.
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It'll be like the honeymoon
we never had.
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You see?
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Old Lena never would have done
something like this.
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Old Lena?
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I'm sorry.
I know it's confusing
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'cause you're older
than Old Lena,
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but trust me, okay?
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She never would
have wasted money
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on something just for
the two of us with no kids.
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You're a completely
different person.
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Well, thanks.
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I am so psyched
for this weekend, babe.
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Mm, I'm gonna go
grab a quick shower.
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Care to join me?
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Oh, I literally just
showered and did my hair.
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But sure!
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Mm-hmm!
Yeah!
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Yeah?
Yeah!
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That's my girl!
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♪♪
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Okay.
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Windows are locked, AC is off.
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I've got aloe
in case of sunburn,
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first-aid kit in case of injury,
snacks in case of hunger,
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sweatshirts in case of cold,
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coolant, get the trash.
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Whew! Ready!
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Great, okay. I'm gonna,
uh, load up the car.
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[ Telephone ringing ]
Cool.
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[ Ringing continues ]
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Can you...
get the phone?
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Oh, yeah, on it, babe.
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Yeah.
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[ Beep ]
Hello?
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Mason: [ Loudly ]Dad? I'm
calling you from a pay phone.
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The volume's the same.
You don't have to shout.
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Dad, I-I need you guys
to pick me up early.
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It's an emergency.
No can do, bro-chacha.
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Dad, this is serious.
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I spoke to Jules,
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who went home for his dead
grandfather's funeral --
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A funeral
implies he's dead.
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And apparently,
Hazel is home from Fashion Camp.
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According to Jules,
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she's five times hotter
than when she left.
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Like,
Ariana Grande hot.
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And everyone's here
for it.
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I've been mind-crying
ever since he told me.
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You know what
mind-crying is?
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Is it crying
inside your mind?
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Four more days, bud, okay?
Just keep on mind-crying.
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And if you feel like you have
to do a little mouth-crying,
262
00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,280
I'm sure your bunkmates
will understand.
263
00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,030
Got to run.
264
00:08:48,030 --> 00:08:49,320
Wait, don't you
want to talk to --
265
00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,150
Nope! Nope,
just send my regards.
266
00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:52,070
[ Beep ]
267
00:08:52,070 --> 00:08:56,990
♪♪
268
00:08:56,990 --> 00:08:58,740
Ah, aren't you
a sight for sore eyes.
269
00:08:58,740 --> 00:09:01,780
Yeah? I could say the same thing
about you, Sugar Beard.
270
00:09:01,780 --> 00:09:06,530
You are easily the most
handsome man I've ever dated.
271
00:09:06,530 --> 00:09:10,070
I appreciate your honesty.
I really do.
272
00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:11,400
It's refreshing.
273
00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,400
My ex...
she's a filthy liar.
274
00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,490
Oh, she was?
D-Don't get me wrong.
275
00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:18,320
There were good things
about her, too.
276
00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:21,490
She had a super-hot body
and a pretty decent face.
277
00:09:21,490 --> 00:09:24,360
But she wouldn't stop
with the lies.
278
00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,530
And she was a two-face,
you know?
279
00:09:26,530 --> 00:09:27,150
Total Gemini.
280
00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:30,360
And to be honest, it's what
ruined our relationship.
281
00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,900
Yeah, honesty is...
282
00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:34,860
[ Clears throat ]
....key.
283
00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:38,150
Can I be honest with you
about something?
284
00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:39,070
Okay.
285
00:09:39,070 --> 00:09:41,400
I'm crazy about you, Maya.
I really am.
286
00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:44,570
And I love how your eyes
get all weird and squinty
287
00:09:44,570 --> 00:09:45,610
when you get
uncomfortable.
288
00:09:45,610 --> 00:09:48,360
I love how you laugh
without making any noise
289
00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,320
when you think
something's funny.
290
00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,820
I love how handsome
you know I am.
291
00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:55,860
But most of all,
I love how forthright you are.
292
00:09:55,860 --> 00:09:57,360
I really think
you might be the one.
293
00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,320
[ Laughs nervously ]
Oh!
294
00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,320
Um, would you excuse me
for a second?
295
00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,400
I have such
an overactive bladder.
296
00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,570
There -- There you go again
with the honesty.
297
00:10:07,570 --> 00:10:08,700
I love it!
298
00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,570
Get your pee on, girl.
299
00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:11,780
Okay.
300
00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:13,200
♪♪
301
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,360
All good?
All great.
302
00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:16,530
[ Click, alarm dinging ]
303
00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:18,530
[ Keys jingle ]
[ Clears throat ]
304
00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:21,570
[ Click, alarm dinging ]
Wait, the car won't start?
305
00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:23,280
Martin,
the car won't start?
306
00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:26,360
There you go!
Another sign --
[ Engine starts ]
307
00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:27,780
Hmm?
308
00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:29,320
Would you stop thinking
everything's a sign?
309
00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,780
The steering wheel
was in the locked position.
310
00:10:31,780 --> 00:10:33,900
And if you want to
go looking for signs,
311
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:37,740
why don't you look
for some positive ones?
312
00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:38,360
Like this.
313
00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,610
That's the mix
Mason made for Hazel.
314
00:10:40,610 --> 00:10:41,360
Is it?
315
00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:44,110
Or...is it the mix
that Mason made
316
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:46,240
that got his parents
back together?
317
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,610
Oh.
[ Taylor Swift's "Style" plays ]
318
00:10:48,610 --> 00:10:54,150
♪♪
319
00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:56,030
♪You've got that long hair♪
♪ Long hair ♪
320
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,820
♪ Slicked back,
white T-shirt ♪
♪Slicked back, white T-shirt♪
321
00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:01,450
♪ And I got that
good-girl faith ♪
♪And I got that
good-girl faith♪
322
00:11:01,450 --> 00:11:04,200
♪ And a tight little skirt ♪
♪ A tight little skirt ♪
♪And a tight little skirt♪
323
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,610
♪ And when
we go crashing down ♪
♪And when we go crashing down♪
324
00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:09,030
Both:
♪ We come back every time ♪
♪We come back every time♪
325
00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:11,990
♪ 'Cause we never go
out of style ♪
♪'Cause we never go,
we never go♪
326
00:11:11,990 --> 00:11:14,150
♪ We never go out of style ♪
♪We never go♪
327
00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:19,900
Both: ♪ Just take me home ♪
♪Just take me home♪
328
00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:24,780
♪Just take me home♪
♪ Home ♪
329
00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:27,240
♪Yeah, just take me home♪
330
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,650
[ Laughs ]
331
00:11:29,650 --> 00:11:31,280
Whoa!
Oh, my God.
332
00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,820
Wow. Babe...
Ah!
333
00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:35,070
...you are the queen.
334
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,700
Babe! Babe,
isn't this incredible?
335
00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:41,360
It's amazing.
I mean, this is incredi...ble.
336
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,490
♪♪
337
00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:46,570
Oh...the hot tub?
So what! Who cares?
338
00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:47,400
I...cares.
339
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,570
Who needs a stupid hot tub
when we have this --
340
00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:51,490
this whole entire ocean
to ourselves?
341
00:11:51,490 --> 00:11:54,280
Well, I wasn't planning
on going in the ocean.
342
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,030
I have a head wound.
343
00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:56,450
I was planning on
going in the hot tub.
344
00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:59,110
Okay, well, change of plans,
right? Right?
345
00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:01,700
Come on, let's go check out
the rest of this place.
346
00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:03,610
[ Footsteps departing ]
347
00:12:03,610 --> 00:12:07,650
Martin:
[ In distance ] Oh, babe,
you got to see this remote!
348
00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:13,360
Martin:
Mm. Oh, my God.
349
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:18,450
The ocean is like a lullaby,
just lulling you to sleep, huh?
350
00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:20,400
Hmm, yeah.
Yeah.
351
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,610
Yeah.
352
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,740
[ Chuckles ]
353
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:27,530
Does this mattress
feel king-sized to you?
354
00:12:27,530 --> 00:12:28,610
What?
355
00:12:28,610 --> 00:12:32,320
The mattress that
we're currently lying on?
356
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:32,860
Yeah?
357
00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:35,780
I'm asking,
does it feel king-sized?
358
00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:38,490
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
359
00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:41,280
Hmm. Interesting.
360
00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,030
[ Breathes deeply ]
361
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:43,950
To me it feels cramped.
362
00:12:43,950 --> 00:12:47,360
Well, maybe because you've been
sleeping alone for too long.
363
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,990
Maybe.
Maybe.
364
00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:52,070
Maybe not.
365
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:57,700
The description said
"luxury king-sized mattress."
366
00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:58,200
Mm.
367
00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,200
Doesn't really
feel like either.
368
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,820
Mm...uh-oh.
369
00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:04,110
Sounds like the old Lena.
370
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:07,780
Well,
Old Lena has a point.
371
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:08,570
Well...
372
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:13,030
maybe I can take Old Lena's
mind off the mattress.
373
00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:16,320
Unh...
You know howshegets.
374
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,320
Yeah.
Mm.
375
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:19,820
Yeah.
I love a challenge.
376
00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:22,110
That's why
I married Old Lena.
377
00:13:22,110 --> 00:13:23,900
[ Chuckles ]
378
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,820
And divorced her.
379
00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:27,950
[ Both laugh ]
380
00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:30,150
Well, did shelookpregnant?
381
00:13:30,150 --> 00:13:32,360
Well, no,
but it's probably early.
382
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,900
Yes, but, I mean,
did she have the glow?
383
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,950
I -- It's early for me,
but...
384
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,150
[ Chuckles ]
...look.
385
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:40,700
No.
386
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:42,860
I was saying
it's none of our business.
387
00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:45,070
And I was saying
that it is,
388
00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:47,200
which is why we need you
to be the tie-breaker.
389
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,860
Well, for a variety
of reasons,
390
00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:51,360
I don't think
we should mention anything
391
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,360
unless we know for sure.
392
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:56,280
Actually, not for
a variety of reasons.
393
00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:59,110
Just for one reason.
394
00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:00,900
Lena and Martin
are sleeping together.
395
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:03,530
What?!
You got the hot goss
before me?
396
00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:04,860
I'm only
mentioning it now
397
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:07,200
because I'm working
on my honesty.
398
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,150
Speaking of which...
399
00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:12,110
one of you is not pulling off
that neck scarf.
400
00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:14,280
[ Both gasp ]
[ Growls ]
401
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,570
♪♪
402
00:14:16,570 --> 00:14:18,400
Martin:
Oh, look at that.
403
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:24,280
I mean, can you imagine waking
up like this every morning?
404
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,400
I absolutely cannot.
405
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:28,820
It's just --
[ Stammers ] No words.
406
00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:29,860
Bliss.
407
00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:30,900
It's bliss.
408
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:31,990
Hey, babe...
[ Sighs ]
409
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:34,360
...is it cool if I go
take a run on the beach?
410
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,780
And maybe some breakfast
on the deck when I get back?
411
00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:38,740
Sounds great.
Unless it's gonna stress you.
412
00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:42,700
It won't.
No, because I-I really
want you to relax.
413
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:43,320
I will!
414
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,240
I'm gonna slip on my suit,
lounge on that deck,
415
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:49,360
and see if I can make
any dolphin friends.
416
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,740
[ Imitates dolphin ]
417
00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:51,490
Wow.
418
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,490
Babe, that's like --
that's like really good.
419
00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:57,320
All right, I'm gonna, uh --
I'm gonna take off.
420
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,740
I'll be back in a flash.
421
00:14:58,740 --> 00:15:00,240
All right.
Take your time.
422
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,570
Okay.
Enjoy paradise!
423
00:15:01,570 --> 00:15:04,450
[ In distance ]
All right!
424
00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:05,990
♪♪
425
00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:08,990
[ Door opens, closes ]
426
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,030
King-sized mattress my ass!
427
00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:15,610
[ Grunting ]
Where are you?
428
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,360
♪♪
429
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,950
Oh!
430
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:26,490
♪♪
431
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,110
Now I gotcha!
432
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:31,280
♪♪
433
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,280
Yes.
434
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,610
Full! Ha!
435
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,740
It's a full,
you lying sons of bitches!
436
00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:40,280
That's breach of contract!
That's fraud!
437
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,990
[ Waves crashing ]
438
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,700
Lena?
439
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,570
Well, Kirk, I'd like to
speak with your supervisor.
440
00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:53,860
And don't send me
back to Patricia
441
00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:55,740
because we both know
she's at lunch.
442
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,110
Kirk:Yes, ma'am.
443
00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:58,400
Martin! Hey!
444
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,950
Well, well, what have we here?
[Beep]
445
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:03,610
Are you okay holding
for another minute?
446
00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:04,700
Yes, thank you.
447
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:05,360
[Beep]
448
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,700
I don't suppose that was
one of your dolphin friends.
449
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:10,070
So you just spent
the whole morning
450
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,900
on the phone complaining
about this place?
451
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:16,240
Okay, just hear me out.
It was a full.
452
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:16,990
What was a full?
453
00:16:16,990 --> 00:16:18,700
The mattress! I was right!
It was a full!
Lena...
454
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,450
And I texted them
pictures of the sheets
455
00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:22,900
and of the filthy hot tub,
and they agreed --
456
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:23,740
it's not acceptable.
457
00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:25,530
This is the happiest
I've seen you all weekend.
458
00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:28,360
Woman:We're sorry. All of our
representatives are...
459
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,530
They issued me
a case number.
460
00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:31,030
No.
461
00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:33,780
No, no. No, no, no. Don't --
Don't -- Don't touch me!
462
00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:35,280
Not like this.
We're on hold.
463
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,610
I just don't get you,
Lena.
464
00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:38,320
You rented
this amazing place,
465
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,650
and all you can do
is focus on what's wrong.
466
00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:41,820
It's like
you're missing it.
467
00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:44,280
I'm not missing it.
I'm fixing it.
468
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:47,280
Did you even step foot
on that deck?
469
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,240
Yes!
470
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,450
When I took the evidence photos
of the hot tub.
471
00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:52,610
Uh-huh.
472
00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:53,700
And what about
the dolphins?
473
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,900
Did you even talk to them,
or was that just an act?
474
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,030
[ Imitates dolphin ]
475
00:16:58,030 --> 00:16:59,360
No, do-- No, no.
Too late.
476
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,490
We're sorry.
All of our representatives...
477
00:17:01,490 --> 00:17:02,700
I thought things
had changed --
478
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:05,450
You didn't think things changed.
You thought I changed.
479
00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:06,360
...remain on the line...
480
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,530
I mean,
I'm supposed to be all,
481
00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:11,450
like, light and bubbly
and talking to dolphins --
482
00:17:11,450 --> 00:17:12,530
You brought up
the dolphins!
483
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,950
Well, that's because I knew
it's what you wanted to hear.
484
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,650
I'm supposed to bake buns
and lounge on the deck
485
00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:20,530
and, oh, shower when you shower
even if I've already showered.
486
00:17:20,530 --> 00:17:23,610
I asked you to shower!
I was being romantic!
487
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:24,450
I know. I know.
488
00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:27,610
It's just -- We -- We're always
so focused on your needs
489
00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:31,990
that you just -- you never stop
to ask what I need.
490
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:35,490
♪♪
491
00:17:35,490 --> 00:17:38,240
Please continue to hold...
492
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,400
[ Sighs ]
493
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,200
What do you need?
494
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,570
♪♪
495
00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:48,200
I need you to care
about what upsets me...
496
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,360
even if you don't
understand it.
497
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,030
This place
was expensive.
498
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:57,400
I used, like, six years
of rewards points to pay for it.
499
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,150
And I know you don't have
the same level of investment
500
00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:03,320
because you didn't do
any of the heavy lifting
to get us here,
501
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:08,610
but if you could just
acknowledge what's wrong...
502
00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:13,030
then maybe I could focus
on what's right.
503
00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:14,240
♪♪
504
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,700
Patricia:Thank you for your patience.
505
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,240
I understand
you're dissatisfied
506
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,990
with the rental property?
507
00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:19,900
Very dissatisfied.
508
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:22,740
Quite frankly, my dear,
this place is a dump!
509
00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:25,070
The main reason we rented it
was for the hot tub,
510
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:25,820
and it's broken.
511
00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:26,900
The bed isn't
as advertised,
512
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:29,610
and the downstairs bathroom
smells like a salty turd.
513
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:30,950
Sorry to hear that.
514
00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:33,150
Not as sorry as I am
to smell it!
515
00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:33,950
I understand.
516
00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:38,570
Would a 50% refund
be satisfactory?
517
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:39,400
Hold.
518
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:43,110
Would a 50% refund
be satisfactory?
519
00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:47,150
♪♪
520
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:48,530
[ Birds chirping ]
521
00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:52,320
[ Dog barking in distance ]
522
00:18:53,650 --> 00:18:55,070
Hi.
523
00:18:55,070 --> 00:18:55,610
What?
524
00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:58,070
Lisa, sorry to invade
your privacy.
525
00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,240
But we need to discuss
526
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,950
what we saw you purchase
at the market.
527
00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:03,820
Cutlets?
They were on sale.
528
00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:05,150
I plan to freeze some
for later use.
529
00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:07,570
We ain't here to talk
about the cutlets, sister.
530
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:10,490
We're here to talk about
the elephant in the womb.
531
00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:12,490
I don't know
what you're talking about.
532
00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:15,150
Cut the [bleep] Lisa Apple!
Are you pregnant or not?!
533
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:18,650
Are the three of you aware
that Martin and I broke up?
534
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:21,200
I-I knew that.
I knew that, yeah.
I didn't know that.
That's really sad.
535
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,450
Okay, so, since Martin and I
are no longer involved,
536
00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:26,860
the three of you are
no longer involved.
537
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:31,740
[ Southern accent ] So don't
even worry about it, y'all!
538
00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:34,650
[ Door slams ]
What was up
with that accent?
539
00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:36,150
I don't know.
What do you guys think?
540
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:40,280
I think we may have to ruin
Martin and Lena's weekend.
541
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,610
♪♪
542
00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:43,990
Okay, just admit it.
543
00:19:43,990 --> 00:19:44,860
When we were married,
544
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:46,400
we were afraid
to talk about anything
545
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,700
'cause every talk
led to a fight,
546
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:51,070
and every fight felt like
it might end up in divorce.
547
00:19:51,070 --> 00:19:52,700
But now that
we are divorced...
548
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:53,860
The pressure's off.
549
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:54,570
I'm saying!
550
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:58,150
It's like divorce is exactly
what our marriage needed.
551
00:19:58,150 --> 00:20:01,030
There's no clear signs
that say otherwise.
552
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:02,900
♪♪
553
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,780
Hi.
Hey.
554
00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:05,200
Hey!
555
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,030
What's going on?
Is everything okay?
556
00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:10,400
Arthur.
Arthur: What's up, bro?
557
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,360
Everything all right?
558
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:16,780
Maya: We went
to see Lisa Apple.
559
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:20,150
And we think
she might be pregnant.
560
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:21,450
♪ I hate you ♪
561
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:23,700
We don't know.
562
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,780
♪ For what you did ♪
563
00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:31,150
♪ And I miss you
like a little kid ♪
564
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:34,950
♪ I faked it every time ♪
565
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:37,150
♪ But that's all right ♪
566
00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:39,860
♪ I can hardly feel anything ♪
567
00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:45,240
♪ I hardly feel
anything at all ♪
568
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,070
♪♪
569
00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:52,740
♪ I have emotional
motion sickness ♪
570
00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:57,110
♪ Somebody roll
the windows down ♪
571
00:20:57,110 --> 00:21:01,990
♪ There are no words
in the English language ♪
572
00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:07,780
♪ I could scream
to drown you out ♪
573
00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:11,450
--Captions by VITAC--
574
00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:19,320
♪♪
575
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,360
Anyway...
576
00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:26,780
♪♪
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