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You said you want us to make Jeffrey a man,

but even though Naga dresses this way, our business isn't like that.

Oh, my God, what are you talking about?

Who would ask to do such a thing to my lovely Jeffrey?!

Well, first of all, my son Jeffrey is,

this might sound like I'm boasting since I'm his mother,

but he listens to me all the time, and is a very good boy.

He's grown up very upright, and I'm extremely proud of him.

As the heir of the noble Mailstar family,

how should I say this, he is a man descended from noble blood,

he is overflowing with natural talents that can't be hidden

no matter what one does.

Anyway, as his mother, it's natural for me to think about him

and, considering my lovely Jeffery's talents

and being true to the name of the Mailstars,

want to find him a suitable job.

So I used my special channels to gather information

and considered the question thoroughly.

Since my family comes from a long lineage of great knights,

I decided it would be natural for him to join the Royal Guard.

Well, some other ladies may feel that it's too natural,

but no matter what other ladies say,

I believe that becoming a knight is the most suitable course for my Jeffery.

This isn't a bad job.

Excuse me...

Hello, I'm Jeffery Mailstar.

Well, our business is to help you become a member of the Royal Guard.

Yes, my mama told me to help you subjugate bad people.

Mama...

Your mama said?!

I know that the "bad people" we're going to subjugate

are actors hired by that woman, but...

It's too late, Lina. We accepted the payment in advance.

Well, we need to discuss how to go about that. How is your skill at...

Oops, I wonder if she might have seen me?

Is there anything wrong, Ms. Lina?

No, no, nothing, nothing. Don't worry about me.

Anyway, we would like to know what

practical skills you have before we do anything.

Please let yourself be relieved.

No matter what kind of enemies appear in front of us,

I will kill them all just as fast as they appear!

I understand that you've never fought in any real battles.

So, where does your confidence come from?

It's obvious!

Mama guaranteed my success

by saying, "You'll be fine!"

You're kidding yourself, boy.

No matter what your mother told you, clumsy is clum...

I won't let anybody say bad things about my lovely Jeffery!

My Jeffery's skill with a sword is outstanding!

Excuse me, but are you...

Oh, my! Don't pay any attention to me!

I'm just a stranger walking by.

I guess she was just walking by.

Are you serious?

It's always been a very common incident, happens all the time.

A masked pedestrian appears and beats the hell out of someone.

It doesn't normally happen that way.

Really? Perhaps it's a local custom.

No way...

We're close to the thieves' hide-out.

Jeffery, what plan of attack would you use?

Well, if it was my plan...

First, I'd introduce myself, and begin a frontal assault.

I'd kill small fry one after another, and march onward like a great angry wave.

I'd use my quick wits to rescue the hostage, you Ms. Lina.

Finally, I would kill their leader, and become a celebrity!

How was that?

You're asking me if it was a good plan?

It wasn't even a plan! It sounded like a third-class minstrel's...

What do you mean "third-class"?!

My lovely Jeffery's plans are never wrong!

They can't be! Right?

Excuse me...

Don't worry about me. I'm just a pedestrian walking by.

I didn't realize there were tourists in places like this.

Are you really serious?

Is there anything wrong with that?

No...

Hey, where are you going?

Are these the guys Ms. Josephine hired?

It's a nice casting job.

There you are, you brigands! Prepare yourselves!

Damn...

You jerks! You've caused me such a struggle.

I'm sure you must be famous warriors!

What a stupid joke!

You clumsy fool!

Man, that's the wrong thing to say!

What did you say to my lovely Jeffery?!

You should let yourself be hit by my Jeffrey's sword, just to be nice to him!

I thought so.

For your information, I'm just a pedestrian.

Well, when I become serious,

this is the result.

Really?

Well, let's go! The enemy's hide-out is very close.

Since you made it this far, I guess the guards are finished, right?

Just in case though, did you come to rescue them?

Them?

Yes.

When I finally returned to this place after an extended absence,

these small fry were pushing everyone around.

I wonder if they're also actors hired by Josephine?

You do know them, don't you?

First, let me ask you something. Are you a real band of thieves?

Is there such thing as a fake band of thieves?

Anyway, I don't think we can let you go unharmed

since you beat the hell out of two of my followers.

Don't make me laugh!

I don't understand the detailed background,

but my trusty rapier will be more than enough to deal with a wimp like you.

Prepare yourself!

Take this!

Hey!

What's the matter? For such a big mouth, you really stink!

Those words!

You shouldn't say things like that!

What?

You said my Jeffery stunk, and I won't forgive you!

She's dead, isn't she?

What do you think you were doing, using a chain to catch me?!

That was very dangerous!

It's you, the pedestrian just walking!

What is this monster?!

Oh, no! He drew blood!

I'm going to faint because I saw blood!

I'm so sensitive.

Me too.

Hey, what are you doing?

I don't really understand you, but now you're the only one left.

Well, what are you going to do?

Explosion Array!

What was that?

What wimps!

You didn't do anything!

I'm going to do it right now!

Freeze Arrow!

I won't lose so easily!

Oh, damn!

Listen, little girls!

If you don't want to lose this kid, cease your stupid struggling.

Naga, flank him.

Okay.

I said don't move! Don't move!

Do you want to know what we're going to do now?

I said if you do something strange, I'm going to kill him!

I'm going to show you now.

She's going to take off her clothes now!

What?!

Come on...

Inverse Screw Crash!

Man, it's a sad living, isn't it?

Now you know, Jeffery.

Lina is exactly right. You're not cut out for this kind of business at all.

Certainly, I'm just a beginner compared to Ms. Lina and Ms. Naga.

But!

Even so, I understand that...

I understand that both of you say such things because you envy my talent!

However, however, I...

Because of this incident...

I have absolute confidence in myself now!

By using my incredible talent, which frightens even me,

I will someday claim the title of Knight of Knights!

Are you listening to me? Hey, Ms. Lina! Ms. Naga!

Ms. Lina, Ms Naga!

Actually, a man called the Dark Knight sometimes appears,

and his is followed by uncountable number of Orcs.

They have robbed villages and towns in this area.

Therefore, my mama told me,

if I defeat this Dark Knight with my overflowing talents and your support,

she's sure that I would become so popular that

the Royal Guard would want me to join them.

With our...

Support?

You will accept our offer, won't you?

Is she a ghost or what?

How about the idea?

Of course we'll accept it.

It's too scary to refuse your offer.

Oh, I should have said we couldn't be so unkind as to refuse.

Lord Jeffery!

The Dark Knight has appeared.

Roger! Prepare to take the field right now!

Yes, Sir.

What was that?

My mama hired a private royal guard for me.

Private?

Royal guard?

Who are you?

It's obvious!

We are the Golden Flame Knights, gathered under the name of justice!

Hey, a name like that is so embarrassing.

You jerk, our king's land should be holy and inviolable,

but you've raped it with your dirty feet and dastardly deeds!

Now, justice will...

Don't choke at a time like this.

Anyway, I'm going to kill you so be prepared!

Are you ready! Charge!

How stupid!

You'll see whether they're stupid or not

after you actually fight against them.

Sounds interesting.

The first victims are the orcs!

Got it!

Fire Ball!

Wind Bomb!

You're magic users, aren't you?

Great job! I shouldn't underestimate you even if you are women.

Bomb Split!

This is it! This is the battle! The real battle!

Freeze Crystal!

That's because you talk too much!

What?

I see. I understand.

What do you understand?

Your armor is enchanted, isn't it?

Good guess.

I figure it's probably it's the Enchantment of Valmashied.

It's very expensive to use that curse,

therefore, I'm sure you have some kind of big sponsor behind you.

You're pretty clever, aren't you?

Tell me who your sponsor is, and what you're plotting.

I have no idea what my sponsor is thinking.

The only thing I'm interested in is strength in battle.

If you want to me to answer your question,

you have to win the battle against me.

All right then.

Chance!

Who is this idiot?

Did you just say "idiot"?!

Ms. Josephine, where did you come from?

I didn't feel any trace of her presence.

That woman is very high level.

Anyway, you are extremely rude!

How can you call my Jeffery an "idiot"?!

Shut up!

What's wrong with calling an idiot an idiot?!

You still want to talk like that?

This mouth says...

Ms. Josephine?

She went back to where she was. I couldn't even see her movement.

My name is Galda. Please let me become your pupil, Ma'am.

Pupil?!

In that case, you have to work under my Jeffery.

Under this kid?

Under this what?

I'm so sorry, Teacher!

Now listen to me.

You are going to work under my Jeffery. Am I clear?

Yes, Ma'am!

See you later.

Lord Goldias will probably be over there.

The sponsor you were talking about before, right?

We've finally got our fight.

I don't mind fighting, but what are we going to do with Jeffery?

I know he'll only be trouble if we bring him with us,

but if I say something bad about him, Ms. Josephine

will come out and beat the hell out of us.

I have an idea!

The main character usually appears last, doesn't he?

I'm sure it will be tough for us without Jeffrey,

but if we do our best, he will revive like a phoenix and fly to our aid!

Good job, Lina. Your way of saying that won't cause a problem.

Good!

Now, believing in Jeffrey's revival, we'll leave him behind this pillar.

Now, let's go!

I'm disappointed in you, Galda.

However, your betrayal means that someone defeated you in battle.

There are some scary people left in the world, aren't there?

Well, it's not a big deal.

Shall we start now?

Living Mail?

Exactly! Are you ready, Galda?

I have you, Galda!

Flare Arrow!

So!

This guy is really strong.

I'm going to help Galda by drawing the Living Mail's attention.

Naga!

What?

I won't forget you!

Go and die!

Now, everything will be all right except Naga.

Flow Break!

What?

If you think you can kill me using Living Mail,

you're making a very bad mistake.

I didn't realize she knew Flow Break.

If I'm lucky,

the Enchanment of Valmasheed on your armor has been dispelled.

You don't have any chance of winning so be prepared.

I wonder if you're right or not?

That's it! Goldias, I'm going to be your doom.

You...

You're finished.

Jeffrey, what are you doing here?

That voice! It's Papa!

Papa?

He's here, which means Josephine must be here too!

Honey, can you explain what's going on here?

Ah, well, that is, there's a long, long story behind this, and...

Shut up! You wimp of a husband!

Mama!

Sometimes in this world, mysterious things happen.

The wife looks like she's not even a human,

and their son is lower than a human being.

I can almost understand why that man has been

committing crimes to overcome his stress.

However...

Stop it!

Stop it!

Please cut it out.

Please cut it out.

Please cut it out.

Honey, what do you want to say? Honey!

Somebody, help me!

Somebody, help me!

Somebody, help me!

Honey!

I don't know what to decide to do, I picture empty skies in my dreams

Naze arasou no?

Naze kizu tsuku no?

Kono ude ni takusarete iru yume ga toki ni

Omoku naru no yo

Shiawase-tte, daremo ga hoshigaru Ecstasy

Musabo-tte te ni shite, soredemo motomeru

Kagiri nai yokubou ga areba

Tachi naoru koto mo dekiru

Shiawase o shiritai no nara

Aruki tsuzukeru shika nai

Kagiri nai yokubou no naka ni

le nu gisei mo aru kedo

Jo-netsu to yuuki aru nara

Aruki tsuzukeru shika nai