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Ah!
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Ha, now that is what I
call a beautiful morning!
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Looks like another full house tonight.
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Things are starting
to look up, sweetheart.
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Big waves! Big waves!
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Oh yes. Yes, tidal waves of prosperity
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are crashing down, all around us.
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Soon enough. You just wait.
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Hey partner, what's the good word?
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There's a dead guy in Room 4.
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What? Whadda ya mean
there's a dead guy in...
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come in, come in.
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Did I hear what I think I heard?
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- Has someone been killed?
- No.
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No! No, John, no. No!
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I have endured a cornucopia
of trauma that last few years,
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I draw the line at
living in a crime scene.
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Okay, nobody's been murdered, Mrs. Rose.
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I went in to clean Room 4,
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and this old guy was
like, asleep in his bed.
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But like, forever asleep.
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Like, checked out
without paying, asleep.
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Okay, I think it's a little
early for humor, Stevie.
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Oh, I'm sorry, did you
just see a dead body?
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What did this gentleman look like?
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- I don't know, like old.
- John old? Or old, old?
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Well, I don't quite see the relevance
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in that question,
Moira, the man is dead.
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I mean we can't have the
other guests finding out
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about a dead body in one of the rooms.
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- Ugh!
- Ew! There's a dead body
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- in one of the rooms?
- Okay, I always knew
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there'd be a murder here eventually.
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I'm gonna go pack up my
things, I assume we're moving?
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We're not packing up our things,
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and everybody just calm
down. Nobody's been murdered.
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Okay, the old man in Room
4 died alone in his sleep.
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Why do I find that scenario even
more bone-chilling than murder?
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Stevie, do we know how this man expired?
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Do I look like a coroner?
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I don't think you want people
answering that question.
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It feels like every time the
motel sells out, someone dies.
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Uh, we've only sold out one night.
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Exactly.
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So you and Patrick are
sitting in his car last night,
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and you just leaned in and kissed him?
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Okay, what part of this conversation
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- don't you understand?
- Okay, and he wanted that.
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Yes.
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Like he told you that he wanted that.
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Fall off a bridge, please.
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You gave me such a hard time
for getting involved with Ted,
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and then you just... French
your business partner
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literally the second he peeks
his head out of the closet.
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I'll have you know this
is the healthiest first day
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of a relationship I've ever had.
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Well, all I know is that Patrick is
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a sweet little button face, David,
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so don't mess this up.
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Oh good,
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I'm glad you're both still here.
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We're gonna need your
room for the night,
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so uh, pack up.
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- Um, no.
- Absolutely not.
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The motel is sold out
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and we're unable to remove
a body, and disinfect Room 4,
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in time for check-in.
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Okay, every inch of that
sentence made me sick.
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I agree with David, we
must all move on from this.
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- Did I say that?
- Well there's no use wasting time
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worrying about what happened?
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We're not worrying about
what happened, Moira,
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we're trying to find a solution,
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and I'm gonna need the family
to help us through this.
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Okay, why don't the new
guests stay in your room?
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It'll take day just to
re-box your mother's wigs.
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Oh my God, can you imagine?
Not one of you is trained.
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Okay, bottom line, we need the room,
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so throw some things in a bag
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and we're gonna set you up in our room.
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Okay, I've never just thrown
some things in a bag before,
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so you might have to give me a minute.
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Yeah, and I'm gonna be
sleeping somewhere else.
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- Same.
- Like literally anywhere else.
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Yeah, like an old tent by
the side of the highway.
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Okay, enough, let's get going, please?
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Yes, yes, plenty of work to be done.
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Unfortunately my previous
engagements preclude me
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from offering my beneficence
around the motel today.
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John, I hate to leave you like this!
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Yeah, I know, Moira,
you know, busy busy.
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- I want the room cleaned up in an hour.
- Okay.
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Um, I'm gonna need a
roll of dry-cleaning bags,
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and some padlocks.
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Okay, so Roland knows a
guy at the coroner's office.
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- Wait, you told Roland?
- Yes.
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I don't know, I-I ran into him,
and he asked me how I was.
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- Well, that's not good, Stevie.
- No, I might have panicked.
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I wouldn't trust Roland
with a set of chopsticks,
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- let alone a dead body!
- Yeah.
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- Oh, hello!
- Hello.
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Checking out?
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Hello, Johnny. Stevie.
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I come bearing good news.
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Okay, Roland, as you can see,
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Mr. Rose is checking
out a guest right now,
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so maybe you can hold
off on that good news?
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Oh sure, I got it.
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Uh, well let me just say this,
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re the toilet that died in Room 4,
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the plumber will be here in a few hours.
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He said he'd be here sooner,
but he has another autopsy.
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Toilet on the fritz.
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Okay, so, what'd the coroner say?
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My guys will be here between 4 and 5.
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Well, that's not good,
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we can't have the guests
watching a dead body
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being dragged out of here.
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So probably best to keep
your guests in their rooms.
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And, how're we gonna do that?
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Do the rooms lock from the outside?
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We're not locking the guests
in their rooms, Roland.
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Well, I'm sure they'll be fine, Johnny.
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I saw a lot of dead
bodies when I was a kid,
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und I would say that
I turned out pretty okay.
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Hmm.
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- Thank you very much.
- Bye.
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- Alexis!
- Oh my God, Ted, hey!
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Um, was there like a pet
massacre, or something?
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What is with all these
sad looking people?
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Uh, nope, all these
perfectly happy-looking people
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are actually applying for your old job.
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I literally just quit, Ted.
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Again, quit implies
a negative connotation
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and I'd say that we had a
pretty fun time working together.
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We did have a pretty fun time.
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That's not what I meant,
but anyway, what's up?
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Oh, I just wanted to thank you again
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for coming to my graduation yesterday.
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It was a very sweet surprise.
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Oh, it was my pleasure.
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- Here.
- Oh, thanks.
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And, I also had a question.
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Uh yeah, Alexis, I'd love
to answer that question,
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it's just I'm kind
of right in the middle
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of interviewing these people, so.
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Okay, yeah, totally. I will just um...
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um... I actually used to work here.
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This used to be my desk, so.
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You know, now that you're here,
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I guess you could sit in
on the interviews with me.
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Oh. Okay, sure.
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Now, everybody, just so you know,
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I got a job here,
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and I have literally
zero interest in animals,
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so you guys are already like, way ahead.
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- Okay.
- So...
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Have fun!
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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So, someone's been busy.
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Oh yeah, yeah, I've been up since 5.
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Could not sleep, been thinking about...
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stuff, you know, last night.
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Regrets?
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What? No, why would I have regrets?
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I don't know, I think it's
a, just a habit to ask.
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No, no, no, no. No regrets.
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No, I feel good. I feel like a...
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weight's been sorta
lifted off my shoulders.
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It's all very new, you know,
and it's a lot to process but...
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Well, here's something fun.
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Um... what if I stayed
at your place tonight?
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Huh.
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It's just that there's some things
happening at the motel, and I...
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Yeah, uh, sorry David,
maybe I haven't been clear,
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I'm gonna need to take this a lot slower
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than a sleepover tonight.
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Oh okay, not like a sleepover sleepover.
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I think it's important
that I be honest with you
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about how I'm feeling,
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because I know you have a lot
of experience in this area,
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- but for me...
- Oh my God, no,
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I mean yes, I do, but that's
not what I'm implying. That's...
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Ding-a-ding.
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Oh hey, Mrs. Rose.
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Um, just takin' this to the back.
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We'll talk about this later.
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Okay, yeah, it's just some crossed...
wires. May I help you?
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It's startlingly quiet in here, David.
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Is that a good sign?
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I thought you were booked up all day,
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and that's why you couldn't
help Dad with the dead b-
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- that thing in the motel.
- I am booked up, David.
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You should see my schedule.
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I'm positively bedeviled
with meetings, etc.
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What are you doing here?
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You know what I'd love? A tea.
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We don't sell tea.
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Um, you know, I was gonna
go make a run to the cafe,
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- I could get you a tea if you want.
- No, that's not necessary.
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How serendipitous. Thank you, Peter.
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- It's Patrick.
- Anything else?
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Nothing else for me,
thank you, just the scone.
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- You mean the tea?
- Why not. Thank you.
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Okay, I was in the middle
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of like a pretty important conversation,
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with my business partner, so...
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Sorry David, I had nowhere else to turn.
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It's probably nothing, but
I think I've killed a man.
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I don't know what to do, David.
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The last time I felt this
emotionally encumbered,
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I was playing Lady Macbeth
on a Crystal Skies cruise ship
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during Shakespeare at Sea Week.
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Okay, well I don't
know what to do either,
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because you still haven't
told me what exactly happened.
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One tea for you.
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One caramel macchiato
skim, 2 sweeteners,
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and a sprinkle of cocoa powder for you.
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Thank you.
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You're very speedy.
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Thanks. I wasn't sure about the scone,
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so I got one just to be safe.
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There's nothing wrong with
treating yourself, dear.
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Okay.
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Okay, I am pretty sure that
he's ready to quit on me,
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- so can you please...
- Very well.
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How to get started.
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Um, I woke up yesterday morning
with a spring in my step.
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Start later, please.
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I could never know where the day was...
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Fast forward it.
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I ran into the elderly
gentleman outside his room
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and he asked me for a painkiller.
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- And?
- I told him I didn't have one.
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- Okay.
- But I did have one.
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In fact I had several
sample packets in my purse.
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I had come from the pharmacy,
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and they were just out in a bowl.
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But I refused the man,
and the next thing I know,
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he turns up dead!
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Well, why didn't you
just give him the pill?
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Because David,
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because I can barely come
to terms with the fact
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that I've resorted to
hoarding... sample packets
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of a basic headache medication,
247
00:11:18,788 --> 00:11:20,955
let alone reveal it to the world.
248
00:11:21,024 --> 00:11:22,823
This is what my life has come to, David,
249
00:11:22,826 --> 00:11:26,360
killing a man over a
complimentary bolus.
250
00:11:26,429 --> 00:11:28,596
Okay, well are you
even sure that the pill
251
00:11:28,664 --> 00:11:30,164
would have saved his life?
252
00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:31,966
We'll have to let the courts decide.
253
00:11:31,969 --> 00:11:33,168
The courts?
254
00:11:33,539 --> 00:11:35,870
Well, know that you've
unloaded this on me,
255
00:11:35,938 --> 00:11:37,405
what am I, an accomplice?
256
00:11:37,474 --> 00:11:39,908
David, I came here to be
talked off a ledge, not pushed!
257
00:11:39,975 --> 00:11:42,344
Can you imagine this in prison?
258
00:11:42,412 --> 00:11:43,878
Can I interject?
259
00:11:43,947 --> 00:11:45,480
I know I wasn't supposed to be listening
260
00:11:45,481 --> 00:11:47,315
to this conversation,
but it's a small space,
261
00:11:47,384 --> 00:11:48,864
and your voice carries so beautifully.
262
00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:51,532
- Mhm.
- Mrs. Rose, I can say
263
00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:53,355
with 100% certainty, you
have nothing to worry about.
264
00:11:53,356 --> 00:11:55,023
Well that's very kind of you, dear,
265
00:11:55,024 --> 00:11:57,392
but now's not the time for
well-intended placation.
266
00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:59,471
You're legally prohibited
from supplying medication
267
00:11:59,495 --> 00:12:01,096
to your guests,
268
00:12:01,163 --> 00:12:03,008
so by not giving him anything
you've actually avoided
269
00:12:03,032 --> 00:12:04,847
any potential liability in his death.
270
00:12:06,246 --> 00:12:10,527
- Well, there we have it then.
- Thank God you're here Pa...
271
00:12:10,552 --> 00:12:12,139
- ... trick.
- ... trick.
272
00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,975
You know how David can
get carried away, I'm sure.
273
00:12:14,977 --> 00:12:16,576
Oh, I do.
274
00:12:16,898 --> 00:12:21,048
Well, I suppose I'll head
back to the scene of the crime,
275
00:12:21,051 --> 00:12:23,210
with which I had nothing to do.
276
00:12:23,788 --> 00:12:25,389
Can I ring that up for you?
277
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,989
I paid way too much for
a wedge of brie last week,
278
00:12:28,057 --> 00:12:29,524
so let's call it even.
279
00:12:29,592 --> 00:12:31,292
I don't think it works like that.
280
00:12:31,294 --> 00:12:33,995
Alexis was right, he's a button.
281
00:12:40,905 --> 00:12:42,639
Thanks.
282
00:12:48,678 --> 00:12:51,078
Well, hello there, my colleague and I
283
00:12:51,081 --> 00:12:54,421
are just checking in to see
how you're enjoying your stay.
284
00:12:54,663 --> 00:12:56,716
Uh, it is what it is.
285
00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:59,091
Oh, well that's excellent. Excellent.
286
00:12:59,115 --> 00:13:01,418
Now, will you be heading
out this afternoon,
287
00:13:01,443 --> 00:13:04,903
- or... hanging around the motel?
- Uh, I don't know,
288
00:13:04,927 --> 00:13:06,693
I'm just trying to get
my kid to take a nap.
289
00:13:06,697 --> 00:13:08,596
He just gets cranky if he doesn't, so...
290
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:11,221
Ohhhh, my son's the same way.
291
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,902
Anyway, we just wanted to come by,
292
00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:16,504
invite you and your
son to our happy hour,
293
00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:19,758
happening in the motel
lobby between 4 and 5 p.m.
294
00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,909
You're inviting my son to happy hour?
295
00:13:22,164 --> 00:13:24,044
Well, wrong choice of words.
296
00:13:24,113 --> 00:13:26,581
We... prefer to call it a family hour,
297
00:13:26,649 --> 00:13:28,182
if that makes you feel any better.
298
00:13:28,184 --> 00:13:29,783
There's gonna be other kids there?
299
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,686
- Oh, I think,
- No.
300
00:13:33,322 --> 00:13:36,841
But there is someone
staying with us right now
301
00:13:36,866 --> 00:13:38,659
who works in a quarry.
302
00:13:38,727 --> 00:13:42,573
So, I bet he has a lot of stories.
303
00:13:42,599 --> 00:13:44,865
And what kind of kid doesn't like rocks?
304
00:13:44,868 --> 00:13:46,134
- Yeah.
- Huh?
305
00:13:46,202 --> 00:13:48,369
Maybe he'll even get to take one home.
306
00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:49,837
Ooh.
307
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,504
- I'm gonna think about it.
- Yeah, it's mandatory.
308
00:13:53,529 --> 00:13:54,743
It's mandatory?
309
00:13:54,811 --> 00:13:58,567
Well again, wrong choice of
words, it's not mandatory,
310
00:13:58,592 --> 00:14:00,981
but there is a fee for not attending,
311
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,017
so you'll be paying for it either way.
312
00:14:03,086 --> 00:14:04,219
What?
313
00:14:04,287 --> 00:14:05,831
Yeah, so we'll just be by a little later
314
00:14:05,855 --> 00:14:07,091
to escort you to the lobby.
315
00:14:07,116 --> 00:14:09,557
In the meantime, you
can put your son to bed
316
00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:12,450
and just make sure he's
up and ready to go at 3:55.
317
00:14:12,562 --> 00:14:14,294
- Okay? Bye for now.
- Bye, thank you.
318
00:14:18,731 --> 00:14:22,703
All right, thank you very much,
and we will be in touch.
319
00:14:25,836 --> 00:14:27,542
I have to admit, Alexis,
320
00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:29,744
some of your questions
were shockingly effective.
321
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:31,250
I found it very telling how many people
322
00:14:31,274 --> 00:14:33,024
would just accept a cocktail
from a total stranger.
323
00:14:33,048 --> 00:14:34,381
Hmm, thank you.
324
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:36,618
Who would've known that
Paul was allergic to cats?
325
00:14:36,686 --> 00:14:39,288
- What was he doing here?
- I'm happy to help.
326
00:14:39,961 --> 00:14:41,960
You know it is gonna be
327
00:14:41,985 --> 00:14:43,957
different around here without you.
328
00:14:44,027 --> 00:14:46,850
You definitely had a certain something,
329
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:48,328
and I can't quite put my finger on.
330
00:14:48,936 --> 00:14:51,547
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
331
00:14:51,801 --> 00:14:53,334
Thank you!
332
00:14:59,302 --> 00:15:01,875
So you were gonna ask
me something earlier.
333
00:15:01,945 --> 00:15:03,577
Oh, sorry yeah, um,
334
00:15:03,645 --> 00:15:05,879
so something gross
happened at the motel,
335
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:08,505
so I was actually hoping I could
crash at your place tonight.
336
00:15:09,224 --> 00:15:13,716
Yeah, normally that'd be
totally okay it's just um,
337
00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:16,962
I have a date tonight.
338
00:15:17,229 --> 00:15:19,120
Oh. Fun.
339
00:15:19,634 --> 00:15:22,062
Okay, um, well maybe I
could like drop my stuff
340
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,821
- and wait, or...
- Yeah,
341
00:15:24,846 --> 00:15:26,634
it's uh just kinda that um,
342
00:15:26,702 --> 00:15:31,438
we may uh, you know, need
the apartment at some point.
343
00:15:31,893 --> 00:15:34,075
Apartment at some point.
344
00:15:34,143 --> 00:15:36,956
My God, like for sex.
345
00:15:38,413 --> 00:15:40,480
I don't know why I
thought you were single.
346
00:15:40,549 --> 00:15:42,383
That's... hmm.
347
00:15:42,385 --> 00:15:44,426
Yeah, I thought I had
mentioned her, it's Heather,
348
00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:45,852
the woman with the cat.
349
00:15:45,855 --> 00:15:47,922
Yes, the woman who wanted you
to wash her cat all the time.
350
00:15:47,924 --> 00:15:49,123
Yeah.
351
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:50,937
I thought that was like
a little casual thing.
352
00:15:50,961 --> 00:15:54,662
It was and then it sort of
turned into more of a thing.
353
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:58,798
Hmm. Did. Well, good for Heather.
354
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,938
Thirsty little thing, isn't she.
355
00:16:02,806 --> 00:16:05,306
Um... okay, okay, cool.
356
00:16:05,774 --> 00:16:08,275
Well um, I should probably go.
357
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,696
Alexis, wait.
358
00:16:16,673 --> 00:16:18,101
Who would you hire from today?
359
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,086
Um, I liked the guy with the glasses.
360
00:16:24,563 --> 00:16:25,998
Me too.
361
00:16:26,863 --> 00:16:30,398
Um, or the guy with
cystic acne. Either or.
362
00:16:30,591 --> 00:16:31,431
Okay.
363
00:16:31,456 --> 00:16:34,566
Or the girl with the oily
braid. Also very good.
364
00:16:34,971 --> 00:16:36,671
Okay, lots to think about there.
365
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,963
- Mhmm.
- Thank you, Alexis.
366
00:17:01,674 --> 00:17:03,657
So you told your mom about us, huh.
367
00:17:04,134 --> 00:17:07,827
No, I told Alexis about us,
368
00:17:07,853 --> 00:17:10,288
and she likely told my mom.
369
00:17:13,111 --> 00:17:15,444
- Okay, listen David...
- No you listen...
370
00:17:15,678 --> 00:17:18,346
Sorry that came off way
harsher than I wanted it to.
371
00:17:18,347 --> 00:17:21,214
Uh, I know how this looks,
372
00:17:21,218 --> 00:17:23,284
especially considering
that you just told me
373
00:17:23,353 --> 00:17:25,019
you wanted to take things slow,
374
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:28,426
but me wanting to stay at your place,
375
00:17:28,451 --> 00:17:30,391
it was more about what
was happening at...
376
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:32,359
- Yeah, I... I know that now.
- Okay.
377
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:34,862
And I'm sorry for assuming
that you just wanted to stay
378
00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:38,757
at my house to... to
sleep with me or whatever.
379
00:17:41,805 --> 00:17:46,939
No, um, it was purely
circumstantial, you know,
380
00:17:46,963 --> 00:17:49,189
because of the dead body at the...
381
00:17:49,213 --> 00:17:51,179
Right.
382
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,209
You know, when you kissed me,
383
00:17:59,722 --> 00:18:01,961
that, that felt like my first time.
384
00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:07,260
All the things that
you're supposed to feel,
385
00:18:07,263 --> 00:18:10,211
I-I felt them... last night.
386
00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:16,267
Well, if we're being
honest with each other,
387
00:18:16,439 --> 00:18:19,039
this is sort of like my first time, too.
388
00:18:20,711 --> 00:18:23,845
I mean it's not, I've kissed
like a thousand people but...
389
00:18:24,276 --> 00:18:27,858
nobody that I... cared about
390
00:18:27,884 --> 00:18:30,314
or... respected...
391
00:18:30,691 --> 00:18:33,689
or thought was nice.
392
00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:40,740
So in a way, it's like we're
both starting something new.
393
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,823
Thank you, David.
394
00:18:46,434 --> 00:18:47,769
And hey, for the record,
395
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,748
I-I also respect you and think
that you're a good person.
396
00:18:50,772 --> 00:18:51,960
Hmm.
397
00:18:53,776 --> 00:18:55,343
It's just I said nice person.
398
00:18:55,411 --> 00:18:57,412
- I know.
- Oh.
399
00:19:00,683 --> 00:19:02,482
I just need you to say nice person.
400
00:19:02,551 --> 00:19:05,183
- You're a good person.
- That's not nice.
401
00:19:13,942 --> 00:19:16,936
Well, hello everyone, welcome.
402
00:19:17,513 --> 00:19:22,250
Welcome. Hope you're enjoying
the cinnamon buns and vodka.
403
00:19:23,983 --> 00:19:29,873
We thought it was festive in
a... Scandinavian sort of way.
404
00:19:29,897 --> 00:19:32,680
Uh, well what a wonderful opportunity
405
00:19:32,749 --> 00:19:37,951
for all the guests to uh,
get to know each other.
406
00:19:40,885 --> 00:19:43,205
Anyone from out of town?
407
00:19:45,427 --> 00:19:48,095
Well, that makes sense.
408
00:19:48,097 --> 00:19:51,089
You're all staying at the motel.
409
00:19:54,103 --> 00:19:57,238
Um, oh Frank, Frank... Frank is here.
410
00:19:57,307 --> 00:20:00,317
Frank who works at a quarry.
411
00:20:00,343 --> 00:20:04,644
Did you bring some rocks
in for the kids, Frank?
412
00:20:05,218 --> 00:20:07,414
No, I didn't bring any rocks.
413
00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:10,101
No rocks? Well.
414
00:20:10,134 --> 00:20:13,336
John, the gentlemen outside
need a few more minutes.
415
00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:18,125
Well, I hope the motel
has been servicing...
416
00:20:18,127 --> 00:20:21,362
Well hello, all of you. Hello, hi.
417
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:25,762
Isn't this a glittering
sea of hopeful faces.
418
00:20:26,569 --> 00:20:28,833
My lovely wife, Moira.
419
00:20:29,355 --> 00:20:32,574
- We wanna go outside.
- Outside.
420
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:36,076
Well of course you do, who
doesn't want to go outside?
421
00:20:36,144 --> 00:20:41,132
But it's also important to
cherish what's going on inside.
422
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,284
It's times like these that reminds one
423
00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:45,419
of the fact that we're all still alive.
424
00:20:45,969 --> 00:20:48,189
Don't you dare take that for granted.
425
00:20:48,257 --> 00:20:50,490
One day you're asking
for an anti-inflammatory,
426
00:20:50,492 --> 00:20:52,826
the next day you've
passed away in your sleep!
427
00:20:52,895 --> 00:20:55,028
I think we're getting a
little off-topic, sweetheart.
428
00:20:55,030 --> 00:20:59,015
The point being, no one
knows when we're going to die!
429
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:00,902
Or be implicated in,
430
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:03,436
and then suddenly cleared
of someone else's death.
431
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,642
So, so, drink up! Go outside!
432
00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:09,943
And live your lives!
433
00:21:10,011 --> 00:21:12,680
And thank you all for
spending this hour with us.
434
00:21:12,748 --> 00:21:15,583
I hope you enjoyed the
complimentary refreshments.
435
00:21:15,585 --> 00:21:17,261
Okay, people, let's
leave the cups inside.
436
00:21:17,286 --> 00:21:19,989
We're not in Vegas, here. Thank you.
437
00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:23,417
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