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The accidents on the central highway

are causing a bidirectional jam.

It's a crisp fall day.

Perhaps many couples will marry.

Here's a song especially for them.

The Marriage of Figaro.

(Love Dumpees)

(Love Guide for Dumpees)

Hello?

- Best wishes. - Congratulations.

- Welcome. - It's been a while.

Thank you for coming.

How nice.

You're so beautiful.

Am I?

Want to take a picture?

- A picture? Sure. - Okay.

Here.

One, two, three.

How do we look?

Kim Jun Seok, the groom,

- is a doctor. - Ugh, bitter.

The bride, Ma Ju Yeon, is an editor.

Two successful people have met and

will join together in one family.

She slept with me while dating him.

I hope you have a darn great life.

Worked multiple jobs for school…

Oh.

Tuna.

Octopus, octopus.

Tastes freaking terrible.

What's this?

Don't know.

Oh! Salmon sushi.

Salmon sushi.

Mm.

Mm, yummy.

You ate all the salmon sushi?

What?

Did you come here to eat?

Do you know me?

You don't remember me?

No.

We drank with the bride at Insa.

Well, Insa-dong has a lot of bars…

Take responsibility.

What? For what? Why do I need to?

The salmon sushi.

You ate it all.

You can eat something else.

There's beef tartare over there.

I don't eat mammals.

Oh.

You like seafood?

Try going over there.

There's a lot more variety.

I want to eat salmon sushi.

You have bad manners.

I heard the girl is pregnant.

Married for money…

Should we go and yell?

That the child isn't the grooms

but yours.

What's wrong with you?

What is it?

Huh?

Jeez.

Seriously…

Alright, alright.

Here.

Here's my card.

I don't have time today

but contact me next time.

I'll buy you salmon sushi.

Until you've had your fill.

Wow, just print it out in the news

that you didn't eat salmon sushi.

Gosh.

Crazy woman.

(P.E. Teacher Yu Jung Hoon)

Why won't this open.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Why are you doing this?

No, no.

Don't take my car.

You can't.

Huh? What's wrong with you?

Are you crazy?

Want to be arrested for DUI?

Get in the car three moles.

What?

Three moles on your butt.

Close the door.

Put on your seat belt.

Let's go.

The three moles

create an isosceles triangle.

The top brown one grows hairs.

Ju Yeon said she used to pluck them.

Because your nails were too short.

She even told you about that?

Why are women like that? My privacy.

Not many men can attend their

ex-girlfriend's wedding.

But I…

Yes.

I went.

Like I didn't even care.

Hm?

But her stomach was pretty flat.

The baby in her stomach

Jun Seok…

The jerk.

The baby is his, isn't it?

He's a doctor

so he should know if it is.

Yeah, he should know.

It wasn't like that every day.

Jeez.

On a day like today.

I just want to die.

What?

Let's go to your house.

My house?

Together?

Why?

Just because…

Let's have another drink.

No.

No.

Not my house.

There's only one blanket.

No, no we can't.

No woman.

It'll be bad.

No.

Huh?

Are you a pervert?

Let's go.

Come on.

Let's go home.

Bottoms up.

Wow, you can hold your liquor.

Have some green tea.

Yeah.

This tastes like alcohol too.

I just emptied my glass.

Gosh.

Yeah, open one more bottle.

No, no…

No.

No, wait.

Wait.

You went to Ju Yeon's wedding?

- Duk Re. - For you, a drink.

What, what's wrong?

What?

My mom.

My mom came over.

Your mom?

I should say hello.

Not now.

You reek of alcohol.

Duk Re.

Just, please go.

- Go where? - Hm?

- Now? - Go.

My mom is home.

No.

Mother!

Mother

Who is it? Don't hit me.

Mother, goodness.

Let me go, dude.

Ow, mom.

Mother.

What's wrong with you.

What're you doing Duk Re.

What're we doing.

What's wrong with you, man.

Go, go!

- Okay. - Okay.

- Okay, I'll go. - Go.

I'm getting sober.

The door is closing.

What's wrong with you.

You're acting suspicious.

You changed the number.

Who is it, hm?

Alright.

I'll tell you.

Okay, okay.

Who is it?

Hm?

Go, go, go, go.

Just go!

Go.

Go!

Please, leave.

Go!

I'll leave for today.

But I'll be back.

The door is closing.

Hm?

I,

the front door,

I couldn't remember…

the pin…

Beautiful.

Ah…

That…

Did it hurt?

Does it hurt a lot?

No.

Huh?

Why?

Why are you crying?

Did I do something wrong?

Jerk.

Kim Jun Seok you jerk.

Ah, my head.

I shouldn't curse.

Ugh…

(Kim Jun Seok)

(I hope you poop in your pants)

(use a newspaper to clean the mess)

(and I hope your legs come undone!)

Gross.

Disgusting.

What a loser.

Oh,

Ah!

Jeez…

Why is she sleeping over here?

Hey.

Excuse me.

You shouldn't sleep on the floor.

Hey…

Hello.

H… hey.

You…

Hey, hey.

Wake up, get up!

Hey!

And the name?

Yu Jung Hoon.

Not yours, hers.

Aren't you her guardian?

Guardian?

She was at your house.

Yes.

You don't know her?

Jeez…

I need to report this to the police?

The police?

I'm taking this off.

Did you really?

You really took it off?

Where are you…

I'm so drunk I can't remember.

I'm her boyfriend.

I'm her guardian.

These are the pills.

And she drank

two large bottles of water.

Doctor.

She has to live.

That's the only way I can live.

(Treatment room)

- I'm sorry. - Spit it out.

- What a surprise. - What?

Don't swallow, spit it out.

She was really determined?

Zolpidem, Valium, all the pills

were sedatives and sleeping pills.

Will she be okay?

Well in this kind of case,

could result in acute renal failure

and puts a strain on the heart.

Luckily, it isn't that bad though.

Why'd you argue?

We didn't.

Then why'd she take all those pills?

I want to know too…

How troublesome.

But did the both of you

have a last supper or something?

She had a lot of food inside.

The color was like, you know, sex…

The cocktail…

"Sex on the beach", that color.

Thanks to that,

the effects are spreading slowly.

Then is she really okay?

She almost died, you know.

Let's see.

The medicine is almost done.

If we write suicide attempt…

her insurance won't kick in.

Let's put stomach cramps instead.

Aren't I such a great doctor?

Tell her to take the prescribed

medicine for 3 days with porridge.

When she wakes up, she can leave.

Okay.

Be nice to her.

Why would she take the pills, hm?

Jeez…

Looks delicious.

Why was it my house.

Why die at my house?

How much do you remember?

Do you remember my name?

How would I know?

We didn't even introduce ourselves.

We just did it right away.

It looks like you do remember.

Hey.

Did,

the two of us

when we did it, that…

The condom.

Did you take it out?

Hey!

Why would you take it off?

Don't guys like it better?

Who says?

Man + woman - condom = birth?

I always use a condom.

Durex Fetherlite Ultra Thin.

Is that a good one?

Number 1 bestseller for condoms.

It's 20% thinner than most.

But still not as good as bare skin.

Who said that nonsense?

Do you want to know?

Who?

Kim Jun Seok.

You should eat what I give you.

Why?

It has lactobacillus.

(Jun Seok-sushi girl's ex-boyfriend)

Hey, don't eat it.

Don't do things you don't want to.

Why are you forcing her to eat it?

- That's kind of harsh. - Yeah.

Hey

It's perfectly fine to eat?

Here, try it.

Trust me.

Try it first.

Eat it!

What?

That's right, Jung Si Hoo.

You're Jun Seok's ex-girlfriend.

But why me?

Why?

Why at my house?

To get revenge.

Huh?

So that he'd hear about it.

You're crazy.

Why suck me into this?

When I was on the floor…

Did I look pretty?

What?

I wanted to die pretty.

I don't know.

How would I remember?

I don't remember.

Even if I did, I'd erase it forever.

Aren't you sorry?

After all, you did to me?

Well you couldn't forget her either.

But what can you do?

It's already over.

They're on their honeymoon now.

Poor us.

And we slept with each other?

How old are you?

You talk as if we're friends.

Maybe in bed it was alright,

but we aren't in bed anymore.

Aren't you speaking too casually?

Is that important right now?

Forget it and forget you.

Let's stop acting like losers.

Loser.

Yeah.

The biggest douchebag.

Going to an ex-boyfriend's wedding.

Not eating a single salmon sushi.

Sleeping with anyone.

What do you mean anyone?

Anyone?

Anyway, I'm late so I'm leaving.

If you want to die, go abroad.

Don't do it here.

Go to Iceland or someplace.

See the aurora on your way out.

Jeez.

What am I talking about.

Flings gush up like Texas oilfields.

What about it.

Who was it that night, hm?

Even if I am suffering daily

from the newlywed couple next door

you can't be like that, man.

I'm your friend, you can trust me.

You could've told me.

What's with the wind?

Silently?

You peeked I was having sex with Ju Yeon?

It was an accident.

Silently.

Yes, hiding silently.

Watching from start to finish.

Nice.

- Jerk. - 10 points left.

Good job.

Forget a woman with a woman.

Think about it, hm?

When you first met Ju Yeon,

did you take an oath or something?

No.

You just saw her face, and have sex.

Hm? And then you did it.

Then you did it again.

Maybe you thought it was love?

And then you'd have sex again.

Over and over again.

Here, there.

Everywhere.

Then maybe you thought it was love.

It's like that, hm?

Are you rapping or something?

Something really did happen?

Tell me.

What is it, huh?

I don't know.

Aren't you going to class?

Look at him.

He did it.

Yes, he did.

You've done it.

Breathe in and raise your leg.

Let your energy flow…

I'm from the matchmaking company.

Your mother has already paid.

So I can't get a refund?

Yes.

Really?

If you look at the terms,

You're not an insurance company?

We're more than that.

We promise you your entire future.

Excuse me.

I can't listen to that kind of talk.

Sorry?

My state is…

Breakup? Or a fling?

- Is it one of those two? - What?

If it's a breakup, we can't help.

If it's a fling, I'll give you time.

But a fling can turn into

60 years of being unmarried.

You should decide quickly.

I'll call again, miss.

Three moles?

(Delete all 17 items?)

(Yes/No)

Hey, hey, hey.

Shouldn't you stop them?

Just leave them.

They're the same as your kids.

They'll get over it.

Are you really a teacher?

You think I'm doing this job

out of a sense of responsibility?

I failed the teacher exams

but this place let me have a job.

I get a paycheck every month.

But we're both just contracted.

Hey.

I'm going to become permanent.

So tonight's dinner is important.

What's that got to do with it?

Jeez…

Don't you know how the world works?

Should I kill this guy?

Come here.

Do you know who Ms. Kim is?

The only daughter of the director

of this honorable school.

All contracted employees attending.

Get the picture?

Fair play later, alright?

Alright.

Ah.

Ah, nice.

Hi, yes, steak's expression.

Ah, ah, hi.

Nice oil on the steak.

Yes, hi.

Nice.

- Ms. Han. - Yes.

Is the next dish ready?

Should we take another photo?

No, wait.

- Min Soo, Young-hee. - Yes.

Let's pick up the pace, hm?

No one is going to eat it.

Work on the color.

It's time to finish!

This is a big job. How frustrating.

Alright, hi.

Good, good.

- Sir. - Yes! Next one.

- Place it there. - This one too.

Very nice.

Yes, this is a good one.

Very good, Hwang.

Alright, one, two.

It looks delicious.

Alright, hi.

Great! Very nice.

Okay, hi.

- Oh, oh. - This is a nice color.

There, there, stop.

Okay.

Hi.

Very good.

There.

We're in the same foundation

but I was too neglectful.

Whether of the special or general

school, all children are the same.

Yes, very true.

They should all be treated the same.

Working as a contracted teacher

must have been difficult.

It's almost time to hire someone.

I asked you to come today

to wish you all good luck.

- Thank you. - Thank you!

The school's woman parts…

I mean benefits!

Are the best.

Men don't know that a matriarchal

society was so much more peaceful

historically.

If these women,

if they were to go on a sex strike

there would be no wars in the world.

Men don't know how great women are.

Inserting this type of knowledge?

I mean cramming, cramming.

Stick in or drive in.

Idiot.

This meat is nicely cooked.

Look at this marbling.

The grade of this meat is important

but so is the person who grills it.

The meat is done very well.

- Man. - Okay.

- Cheers. - Lucky.

Mr. Kim.

Mr. Yu seems tired, hm?

He's teaching a morning class.

I'll take this one for him.

Mr. Yu.

Yes.

(Let's pee. - Duk Re.)

Overall, I think it'd be better

if you don't remember tonight.

Drink until you blackout.

It's going to be tough sober.

What are you talking about?

You've won the lotto today.

Okay, you win.

Good night and good luck

Whatever.

Jeez…

Hey.

Make sure you kiss her well.

Kiss is the doorway to sex.

Stick your tongue in first.

The rest will flow, okay?

I'm just going to go.

Are you still hung up on Ju Yeon?

Don't call her name in bed.

That's really bad.

This douchebag.

It's okay, it's okay.

good luck.

Hey, don't forget.

First insert.

Then love.

Yes , Mr. Kim.

Please come to the parking lot.

You can get out if you want to.

Si Hoo, it's me.

I really miss you…

(Kim Jun Seok)

What do you think you're doing?

Call a designated driver.

Stupid.

It was just an excuse.

I really miss you.

Si Hoo.

We were such a great couple.

Me, a doctor. You, a chef.

We dreamed of a beautiful future.

I don't know why I married Ju Yeon.

Opening a hospital means nothing.

Goodbye.

Si Hoo.

I'll pay you back as soon as I can.

$30,000 is a lot of money.

Please do.

And another thing.

Don't contact me ever again.

Si Hoo.

This marriage won't last long.

My mother is very ill.

She might die soon,

so I hurried the wedding.

I regret it.

Si Hoo, please.

Just once…

Can you have sex with me?

You, you.

Are you crazy? Huh? Are you?

Go home and ask your wife.

You're a lunatic.

You've gone insane, insane…

Three moles?

Did you come to see Ju Yeon?

Hey.

Hey…

Yu Jung Hoon.

Hey, condom!

Let's go eat.

You look different today.

Maybe because you tied your hair?

Well, that day…

I did my best with my hair.

It looks natural and nice today.

Taking pills won't bring him back?

You'll only feel sick.

Why did you sleep with me?

A one-night stand?

Sleep and then say goodbye.

Let's be cool about it.

What's with being cool?

Are you hot or something?

Because you coolly broke up with her

I coolly lost Jun Seok.

Hey.

You shouldn't focus on revenge.

Show him how well you're doing.

I'm this happy without you.

That's the real revenge.

Everyone only lives once.

You just need to do your best.

Don't act like that.

Are you crying?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I must be insane.

The taste is different.

Hm?

It's different from last time.

It shouldn't be.

It…

I held classes and had dinner

Maybe the potato stew?

I can't believe it.

This…

I can't believe it.

Was it good for you too?

Well, it wasn't bad.

Oh, yeah?

So, when I, to you…

There…

The cli…

Cli…

Cli…

Clitoris?

Yeah, there.

Cli, cli…

It's hard to say in front of you.

What about Christmas?

Christmas?

Yeah, Christmas.

- What'd you think? - I like it.

Christmas…

It's good.

Right?

- Yeah, Christmas. - It's good.

All done.

Okay.

You didn't put an egg in?

Yes.

I don't put in eggs either.

Can I ask you something?

What?

I was really curious.

Why did you cry that night?

Do you want the truth?

You should be truthful.

I was surprised.

About what?

Usually, it hurts.

But that night it was so good.

I was a bit surprised.

Oh.

It wasn't good with Jun Seok?

He was my first.

I thought it'd get better with time.

And…

I didn't think it was important.

It is important.

Anyway.

It's my first time telling a guy.

It's kind of embarrassing.

What should we do?

We can call a taxi.

No.

I mean us.

Us.

Should we fill it up?

Hm?

Just friends with benefits.

Just ten times and then goodbye.

Good idea.

Not bad.

Let's do that.

Yes.

It's getting cold, I'm going to go.

Okay.

See you.

I'm going to go drink coffee.

Coffee.

Americano.

Here you go.

Oh.

Just one.

Just one stamp, please.

- Sorry? - Just one stamp.

Yes.

Ah, my head hurts.

I'm done eating.

Hurry, hurry.

(Choice motel)

I don't like the motel condoms.

Hm?

Yeah.

(Convenience store)

No, it'll tear.

Isn't this really like this?

Yes, yes it is…

We're going to eat a lot…

- Hello. - Hello.

- Today… - Yes.

Not much has changed, right?

- Proceed like that. - Yes.

- Hello. - Oh, wait…

Wait.

The tables and flowers don't match.

Ms. Han, are there other flowers?

It looks too complicated.

Yes.

- Too complicated. - Take this out.

Match the colors.

Throw all of this out.

You just focus on that.

Not as complicated, okay?

Okay.

Si Hoo.

Wait.

Yes.

Okay, hi! This time…

What a commotion over food?

Yes, closing in, hi.

It's just for show.

But it's still a job.

Maybe it's not a good fit for you.

- One more cut. - Yes.

Zooming in from the top, in…

Want to cook real food?

For Jun Seok's hospital opening.

The pay is $5,000, 15 people.

It shouldn't be too hard.

Why are you asking me?

You know a lot of chefs.

Well,

I liked the side dishes you made.

And you…

Your dream is to be a chef.

I want you to cook a few of

your best dishes.

I'll judge them objectively.

And let's see what happens after.

Si Hoo, look at me.

Are you going to ignore me forever?

You hate me to death?

No.

Smiling and doing your best

even if you hate being there,

that's a real pro.

Honestly, I'm not sorry at all.

I just need you.

As a chef.

I've forgotten all about her.

With this drink, I'm done.

Yeah.

And meet someone else.

Hey, look.

You're already drinking here with me

at a place you and Ju Yeon

regularly visited.

You've forgotten her, good job.

Good job.

Yes, I have.

You must.

Forget everything, all of it.

Her scent.

Her habits.

Her breasts.

Whew.

What? Hey forget it all.

Even her moans, alright?

She was cool about everything.

Did she ever ask you to marry her?

All she wanted was a kid.

Who knew it'd be Jun Seok's.

- Stop it you jerk. - Look at this.

Look at your screen, get rid if it.

Jeez…

Why, are you sad?

Erase it! Just get rid of it!

Forget all about her.

Be strong, you're a P.E. teacher!

Yeah, strong!

Erase it all!

(Salmon sushi)

Hm? Salmon sushi?

Hey.

Hey, is it,

from that fling?

Pick it up man.

What time do you think it is?

It's 2 a.m.

Don't you know?

A girlfriend says goodnight at 2.

But an ex-girlfriend wakes you at 2.

She's calling because she wants you.

Not for salmon fishing in Norway?

Whatever.

Hey, come on.

She's not my girlfriend.

What's that.

Not a fling and not going out?

Then you're just doing it?

She said it's okay?

The strange thing is…

When I'm with her…

I turn into this animal…

And my confidence grows.

Sex partner?

Wow.

Wow, look at you.

- Good job. - No.

- When was it. - No, it's not that.

Hey, don't be afraid.

Just go meet her. And do it.

I have to go.

Why?

Huh?

My mom is here.

All of a sudden? Why?

She's waiting outside.

You're the one who called me out.

I'll share what she brought later.

The sal… salmon.

Yeah, go to her.

Go and mix tongues, okay?

Hey!

Where are you going?

That guy…

It's my turn, this time.

Is something wrong?

Yeah.

I'm not sure if it's good or bad.

Whew.

I don't know.

Did you need a coupon for it?

So you won't drink with me?

You're heavy.

I think it'll work.

- Oh, it's happening. - More, more.

- There, there. - More, more.

You can't do it?

You can't either.

Yes, I can.

I definitely can.

Why're you obsessing over it?

If you can't, you can't.

It's the last stage.

A minute and it's a success.

All complicated thoughts will leave.

Who says? And you believe them?

Will you go to his ceremony with me?

Come on.

Do you really think so?

Why would I go there?

Gosh.

- Jeez. - What?

Is it done?

The salmon is well cooked.

The forest.

Next.

The stairs.

The stairs by a theater.

The forest, elevator and stairs.

Too boring.

Boring?

What about you?

You have one?

Where?

Where is it.

So you came here with Jun Seok.

And you wanted to do it here.

Have sex?

Yes.

But you couldn't bring it up.

Yes.

And you came here with me.

Yes.

Did you just cuss?

No?

Mother.

Yes you did.

Are you jealous?

Of course not.

What was that?

You cussed, didn't you?

Yeah, I did.

Jun Seok you douchebag!

That feels good.

Try it.

No.

I grew up like a lady.

Don't use sign language.

You might be cussing me out.

You can learn.

It's all over the internet.

Okay.

Hey, but…

Why won't you cuss him out?

When my dad died, he helped with

the funeral and did everything.

My mom and I were so surprised.

But he's still a jerk.

He married your best friend and you

only found out a few days before.

And at night only he was…

Want to feel better about it?

Just cuss him out.

Kim Jun Seok.

Good job.

And I learned yoga because of you.

I'll twist your nipples to death.

Is that why you learned yoga?

Yeah.

You have to go with me, okay?

Okay!

Alright, let's do it.

- Alright, you jerks. - Just wait.

- You freaking jerks. - Just wait.

- You'll regret it. - Alright, dang.

- Here, take one. - What is it?

- Here. - A piece of paper?

- Sang Chul. - What's this?

Here.

Roll this up like this.

Before bed, stick it in your junk.

- Stick it in. - How does that even?

If it's still stuck in the morning,

you have to come find me.

Jung Hoon.

- Eat more. - Don’t be ashamed.

- It's not awkward, right? - Yeah.

- Have fun, okay? - Sure.

Let me ask my wife.

Hey Jung Hoon.

You definitely have to come.

I'll give you a celebrity discount.

Well.

That douchebag.

Have a drink.

Congratulations.

It's been a while.

Why are you giving this to me now?

It's not for today.

It's a bit late,

but here's what Jun Seok borrowed.

$30,000.

Why are you giving this to me?

A man is a child or a dog.

How did I even get married?

Well, he is my husband now.

I might as well have children?

Eun Kyung, you've become beautiful.

Hm?

I drank a little because I'm happy.

Hey.

What the heck are you doing here.

You know what you're eating?

Yeah, it's delicious.

Cheese is best with alcohol.

It'll cure my hangover too.

Risotto.

Nice pronunciation.

First time eating it, huh?

Nope?

I eat it pretty often, you know?

Maybe, everyday?

Yeah right.

This is too expensive for you.

Bought it at a convenience store?

The one with tons of preservatives?

Freaking hate it.

- What the? - What's wrong with her.

- What? - Did she cuss?

- Who… - That woman.

- She cussed. - Wow…

That's the name of the herb.

Oh.

Try it.

It'll make you want to drink more.

Huh?

- Yeah. - Yes.

- It does. - Yes.

Si Hoo.

I'm sure you've been too busy

all day to eat.

Let me give you something yummy.

Here.

If you don't want to eat it,

don't.

I want to eat it too.

- Is it good? - Yeah, it is.

- It's so good. - Yum.

- It's the best. - Yeah, I made it.

Of course.

It tastes even better.

Yes, yes it does.

What are you looking at.

Delicious.

What if…

they think we're going out?

As long as we know we aren't.

Yeah, as long as we aren't.

Jun Seok would be so shocked.

What?

That we're sleeping together.

And we're not even going out.

Are you hungry?

Yes.

Should we go eat something?

Yeah.

What do you want to eat?

Coffee?

Coffee?

Coffee.

- Coffee! - Coffee!

Coffee!

It's hot, be careful.

Okay.

Why?

Just because.

10 stamps is over pretty fast.

Yeah.

You were pretty.

Huh?

That time.

When you were on the floor.

You asked me if you were pretty.

Yeah.

You were.

I couldn't believe it.

So don't think about dying.

Never again, okay?

Okay.

You can have this.

A keepsake.

Thanks for everything.

We were cool.

Hey…

Si Hoo.

Who is it?

I don't know.

I'm not expecting anyone.

Si Hoo, open the door.

It's me, Jun Seok.

I can see that your lights are on.

Open the door, hm?

I miss you so much.

Si Hoo.

I'll be right back.

No, you stay here.

Huh?

Si Hoo.

Are you insane?

Freaking insane?

Why are you coming out of there?

I freaking knew it.

You live together don't you?

What's a married man like you

doing here you douche.

What do you care?

Si Hoo.

Get out of here?

Hey.

You think I took your girlfriend?

Not even.

You knew your place, didn't you?

What?

Why would Ju Yeon marry you?

A good-for-nothing contractor.

You thought she'd marry you?

And Si Hoo.

She's better off being my side girl.

It'll be better for her future.

So get out of the way.

Si Hoo!

What did you say?

Hey, what are you…

Don't come out!

Stop hitting me.

My shoulder.

You jerk.

Douche!

You don't know, do you?

What, you turd.

Si Hoo drove my car for me

when I was drunk?

So what? You douche.

Do you think she only drove?

You.

You douchebag.

Have one.

I quit smoking.

You're such a jerk.

You took such advantage of her.

Can you even take care of her?

Just try not to run away, hm?

Maybe that would be better.

You douche.

Don't come looking for her again.

She's a nice girl, leave her be.

I'm asking you nicely.

Hm?

This is the only thing of mine here?

Don't misunderstand.

I don't.

It's none of my business either.

Bye.

Be happy.

Mr. Ha.

What are you doing?

This…

I don't know if this is moral.

Mr. Ha.

What do you think you're doing?

You said let's wear mesh.

Why are you wearing it?

You should rip it off of me.

That is…

I didn't realize.

What are you doing?

Jung Hoon.

My septic tank is being cleaned so…

What are you doing here?

I can't come to my own house?

Hello, Ms. Kim.

Bonne soirée.

They'll renew your contract.

Why are you quitting?

Forget it, man.

Hey.

Jung Hoon, you're misunderstanding?

It's not because of that right?

The entire world is divided into

understanding and misunderstanding.

It's not like that.

I thought about this for a while.

Hey.

Oh…

Why would that drop.

Are you okay? Need some help?

Jeez…

Really.

Man.

Hey!

What man.

I thought

we were like family.

You're like my older brother.

I wanted you to be with Ms. Kim.

You come first.

Come on man.

Do you think I'm like you?

I didn't sleep with her.

I didn't sleep with her!

You douche.

Come here, you idiot.

Get up.

Stop, it hurts.

I was wrong.

I thought you slept with her…

You douche.

Congratulations.

On becoming permanent.

Duk Re.

I said I was sorry.

Don't be, congratulations.

You passed the teacher exams.

I'm embarrassed.

I blamed my idiocy on you.

No, I should be the one who's sorry.

What are you going to do now?

Not sure, it'll be okay I guess.

Duk Re.

Do you really like Ms. Kim?

I didn't think she'd be my first.

But it was good.

But you know, she did everything

that I saw in the adult videos.

It almost killed me.

But wow…

We actually did it 10 times.

I knew it was love.

Duk Re.

Huh?

It was your first time?

Yeah.

Wow, I can't believe it.

Sorry.

Don't laugh.

I said don't laugh.

Sorry.

(3 moles)

(Asleep? How are you? It's cold.)

(Not read.)

Hi, mom.

I dreamed of you, sweetie.

A dream?

You and your husband came with

an armful of presents for me.

I was so happy.

I could die happy.

Won't you do the matchmaking?

I said I wouldn't.

Even the value of gold falls.

Marriage is all about timing.

Don't miss your chance.

Sweetie? Are you listening?

Did the call drop?

(3 moles' birthday D-2)

All done!

All done.

All done.

Aren't you happy you have me

to congratulate you on your b-day?

Don't put any candles on the cake.

I'm not your girlfriend?

Hey, what about salmon sushi?

Why would she come?

It's over.

Did she break up with you?

I'm not in a position to date.

I went on my way.

What the heck.

Well, good job.

Like you broke up with Ju Yeon?

Jeez, why would you bring her up?

I just…

Be nice to me.

Don't get so angry.

It's your birthday.

Okay, let me tell you something.

Come on, don't be mad.

Hey, look.

Here's a first class guy.

Who do you think he'll marry?

A woman of the same class?

No.

A second-rate woman.

That's Jun Seok's relationship.

And they even have a kid.

They're both old, fitting classes,

everything fits.

That's life and that's society.

And a second-rate guy

meets a third-rate girl?

Yeah.

What's left at the bottom?

The lowest class guy

and a first-rate woman.

That's the best combination.

Like me.

In debt, bad school, no job.

I'm at the bottom like this shoe.

Totally rock-bottom.

You're being like that again.

What does salmon sushi do?

She's a food artist.

How old?

27.

An assistant at 27? Jeez, no future.

Some are managers at that age.

Anyway, forget her.

I'll ask my baby to get you a date.

You need a first-rate woman too.

But what's that over there?

What's this?

Were you going to go on a picnic?

Woah!

What, why?

What?

Si Hoo.

Si Hoo?

Oh, your sex partner?

I'm Jung Hoon's friend.

Ugh, so…

A homemade cake…

It looks delicious…

I'll be on my way.

See you.

Don't take it the wrong way.

We were just talking nonsense.

I was trying to do my best.

So I was,

Why would you need to…

It's not like we were dating.

So you were just going to run away?

Yeah.

I quit my job at the school.

No money, no influential friends.

No pride, I have nothing.

I was kicked to the curb.

Alright?

Are you happy now?

No.

Not at all?

What does that have to do with me?

Isn't work and love different?

Love?

Do you love me?

Weren't we just sleeping partners?

Gosh.

I'm not a doctor like Jun Seok.

I'm just a P.E. teacher.

No, not even that.

I'm unemployed.

I don't have crap.

I know.

I know you, idiot.

Did I ask you to marry me?

I just wanted us to date.

Can't you date me?

I don't have a freaking thing.

Not even a little, nada.

I'm stuck in a tunnel.

A tunnel with no exit.

I'll be in the dark forever.

How could I date anyone?

I just,

Are you happy alone?

Let's stop.

Let's stop right now.

Aren't you even sorry?

You told me to do my best.

You told me to stay alive.

I really,

I really hate myself too.

I really freaking,

hate it all.

Okay.

You don't like yourself?

If you think like that, me neither.

I'm such an idiot.

For taking it this far.

Mr. Yu must have been in deep.

He's not one to get drunk like that.

No, it's not like that.

I don't know.

It's super complicated.

Don't worry about it.

No matter who you date,

you have to spread my techniques.

Like a human cultural festival.

But.

If we break up.

You have to meet a younger woman.

Why?

So that she can use the techniques

on younger men when she's my age.

Pleasure must circulate.

Isn't that wonderful?

But will we break up?

I don't like marriage.

The coffin is only made for one.

But,

We could make a 2 person coffin.

Or be cremated and put under a tree.

Then we'd be together forever.

Do you think you can handle me?

Yeah, I can.

I love you.

Really.

Mom.

The soup you make for me.

Yeah.

How do you make it again?

I can't remember.

Why do you need the recipe?

You didn't eat it when I made it.

Even if I tell you,

it won't be the same.

I have to make it for you.

Are you sick?

Yeah.

Why?

How did you get sick?

I just am.

I'm sure it's nothing big.

Everyone gets sick.

Nothing to brag about.

There's nothing to it.

Look at me.

A normal life is happiness.

Okay.

How can you do everything you want?

Just live how everyone else does.

Try not to want too much.

I can't believe it.

Drink an espresso in one gulp.

It's okay, you didn't know.

Hey, waiter.

Another one like before.

You aren't interested in stocks?

Yeah, it's too hard.

Stocks are very simple.

Buy low sell high.

What kind of cars do you like?

Coupe? Sedan? Convertible? Sporty?

I majored in business at Harvard.

I'll be the next generation's

rising star leader for the economy.

Many companies try to…

Two 3/5 star rated men, 4/5 star

rated men are interested in you.

Why won't you meet them?

You're thinking too much.

Just date any of them

and you'll live a comfortable life.

What don't you like about it?

Are ratings and class everything?

Yeah, they are.

Shouldn't you know at your age?

What time is it?

Let's go.

You always fall asleep.

I can't help it, you know?

You can't? Really?

I'm hungry, let's go.

Okay, let's go.

I'm not a doctor like Jun Seok.

No money, no influential friends.

No pride, I have nothing.

I was kicked to the curb.

Love? Do you love me?

Weren't we just sleeping partners?

You douchebag.

How could you do this to me?

Stop talking nonsense.

You,

stupid.

Let's see.

Your liver is okay.

But you seem to have depression.

Your stress levels are high too.

Here're some fluids for drinking.

Next time see a psychologist.

Don't come here.

I…

I don't mind seeing one.

But since we know each other.

It's actually

because of her.

Initially, I was just curious.

Her clavicle was pretty.

She was kind of weird.

She wanted to come to my house.

And drink with me.

And then.

We slept with each other.

Yeah, that was when we did it.

Oh, then… Yes.

And it was so good.

So we became friends.

Sleeping buddies.

To get over our ex's.

But after we stopped seeing

each other, it was…

I felt so empty.

Gosh.

And we used up all the stamps.

Man.

Doctor.

Do you think I love her?

Love her?

Did we have sex because of love?

Or was it the other way around?

Why're you thinking so much?

Does it matter which came first?

You can eat the chicken and the egg.

If your heart was moved after

let your body follow your heart.

There are two types of people.

People who know the taste of skate.

And people who don't.

Those who don't are clueless.

But,

my girlfriend knows how to eat it.

You know how to date.

You're beautiful.

I love it.

(Ma Ju Yeon)

What about the baby?

The baby is okay.

He loved to drink.

And drunk driving was like a hobby.

I told him not to so many times.

I knew what kind of guy he was.

All he left me was a phone.

Filled with names of women.

I hate him.

I'm sad.

How pitiful.

What, what's wrong.

What, why?

Dad.

Dad.

I want to do it too.

Let me see it.

Hold on.

She went into labor.

What?

How?

Was she there?

Who?

Jung Si Hoo.

Mr. Ha.

What do you think?

This call is over.

What is he talking about.

I know.

The bride was almost due.

Yeah…

Let's go have a drink.

Si Hoo.

I…

I ate the entire cake that day.

What?

That day…

I ate the entire cake.

And.

I might die.

Wait, I mean,

that's not it.

Wait.

Stay there.

What are you doing?

I might really die.

Like Jun Seok.

Anyone can die at any time.

That's life.

So…

I want to live in the moment.

The last stage.

I did it.

I did it.

We're good now right?

Stop, your face might explode.

Okay.

I…

I tried to avoid the truth.

And pretend to be fine with it all.

Why bring this up now?

I know I can't run away anymore.

I only knew how to run away.

But from you, I can't.

I like everything about you.

I always think of you.

So I really can't

run away anywhere.

We started off

kind of strangely.

So I was a bit…

Late.

I…

I love you.

5 seconds! 5 seconds left.

Don't give up, 10 seconds.

Pass.

Pass, pass!

Let's go, let's go.

You're so cool!

There are 70 billion people.

And 70 billion ways to date.

There's love at first sight.

And we were love at first sex.

Are you done?

Yes.

Here I come.

Merry Christmas.

I wondered if it was okay at first.

But I guess there's no answer.

Maybe we might break up tomorrow.

But,

we might die before tomorrow comes.

Let's just live each day.

Not tomorrow or yesterday,

but tomorrow.

(Daily Menu - One-night Salmon Set)

Good.

Looks yummy, huh?

If you aren't happy now,

You won't be happy anywhere.

Being with you now.

I'm the happiest.

Here you are, with me. I love you.