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NARRATOR: Ah, friends,
we last left our Jane facing rejection.

I'm sorry. It's just, it's too late.

NARRATOR:
But while Jane's love life was sinking,

her career was on the rise.

I'm a published freaking author!

NARRATOR: And she just started
working with her father.

What if our young lead's story
is in present day

and you and River are living in the future?

- In outer space.
- (GASPS)

We can call it This Is Mar.

NARRATOR:
And speaking of crazy plot twists,

someone was out to get J.R.

- Get down! Gun!
- What? What?!

NARRATOR: But it turns out
that trouble was a little closer to home.

Oh, my God. It was my daughters?

NARRATOR: But Petra and J.R.
decided to work through it.

Let me show the girls I am not a bad guy.

NARRATOR: Also giving things another shot,

Jorge and Alba.

I know. Straight out of
a telenovela, right?

So let's get back to ours.

When Jane Gloriana Villanueva

was 11 years,
nine months and two weeks old,

she was determined to win

a statewide essay writing contest.

You see, she wanted the
recognition, the glory,

and to get her picture
in the newspaper.

And, well, she got it all.

We are so proud of you, Janie.

NARRATOR: But it turns out,

that wasn't all Jane wanted.

Why did you throw the paper out?

I didn't even care about the contest.

What?

I thought if I got my picture
in the paper,

maybe my dad would want to meet me.

(CRYING): But it's been a month, so...

NARRATOR: Yes, friends,
she wanted her father.

And, boy, did she find him.

I know. Now they're even
wearing coordinating outfits.

Not her idea.

And now, Jane will blast us off

into the pilot story of

This Is Mars.

Okay.

Okay. Uh, so, just like This Is Us,

our show will straddle two timelines

only one timeline

takes place 200 years in the future.

(CLEARS THROAT)

A dys... A dystopian future,

where humankind's
only hope for survival

depends on colonizing Mars.

And there's only one man
and one woman for the job.

And one Mars year later,

or 1.88 Earth years later,

Steve becomes the first
president of the new colony.

The show will explore the mystery

of how Earth became uninhabitable.

And how did Steve get that tail?!
(CHUCKLES)

At its heart, this is a love story.

And Steve and Brenda's love,

which spans decades
and traverses planets,

is the strongest gravity
in the universe.

And that is

This Is Mars.

Oh, no. What happened?

BOTH: We sold it!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

BOTH: Ooh, ooh.

- Aah!
- (LAUGHS)

I'm so proud of you two!

Well, we would've been here
30 minutes ago,

but Dad made me learn that dance.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

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XIOMARA: I'm so proud of you.

You stuck with your dream
and you did it.

Jane did it.

I'm just lucky I get to say

my amazingly talented
writer-daughter's lines.

(CHUCKLES)

What's wrong,
amazingly talented writer-daughter?

Nothing. I-I just wanted to
call Rafael and tell him,

and I remembered I can't.

Anyway, it'll get easier with time,

and some space.

- But the pitch was just step one.
- ROGELIO: Yes, yes.

We still have to get River on board.

NARRATOR: This is it, people.

- Third time's a charm.
- Oh!

NARRATOR: Aw, one for
every time he asked.

JANE: Yay!

Your love story may not traverse planets,

but it sends our hearts
soaring to the moon.

LUISA: Do you feel the vibrations?

RAFAEL: Yeah.

Yeah, it's good now.

It's all saged and vibrating.

Great. And have you been
using the crystals

to set your intentions?
Because they can really,

really give you what
you need energetically.

Yeah. Totally.

You think this is all crazy, right?

Yeah. Totally.

- (GROANS)
- (CHUCKLES)

But, still, I appreciate your intentions.

Mm, well, I just...

I know how hard this
breakup with Jane has been,

and I... I wanted to help.

I'm feeling better,

and it's been really nice
to have you through it.

And I also thought about
your question some more.

And...

I am ready for you to meet my kids.

Uh, hold on.

It's not just my call.

I still have to talk to Jane and Petra.

The girls are really warming up to you.

NARRATOR: Oh, wow, that was fast.

Oh. My mistake.

Great. I mean, 'cause it's definitely

the most tickling,
skipping, pillow fighting

- I've done in my life.
- (CHUCKLES)

Well, their therapist
thinks it's working, so...

Are you ready for the next phase?

Alone time with them?

Well, don't say it like
you're in a horror movie.

NARRATOR: I mean...

BOTH: Come play with us.

You can keep it simple.

Just... take 'em down to
the lounge for ice cream.

I can do ice cream.

(BOTH LAUGH)

(PHONE CHIMES)

Ah, it's my mentor.

Did the bar association
get her recommendation?

Yeah.

And they refused
to reinstate my license.

I mean, I knew... (CHUCKLES)

it was a long shot.

It's fine. I'm fine.

JANE: But despite all the obstacles,

these two were destined to be together.

Because at its heart, it's a love story.

And Steve and Brenda's love,
which spans decades

and traverses planets,

is the strongest gravity
in the universe.

And that is

This Is Mars.

NARRATOR: Does she like it? Is she in?

This is torture.

(SIGHS)

I love it.

(SIGHS)

Seriously, what can I say?

It's... it's out of this world.

(FORCED LAUGHTER)

Perfect, perfect.

So, once you sign the contract,

Jane will dive in and
start writing the script.

You know, I do have one note.

Yeah.

Of course, yeah.

I want someone else to write it.

What?

But it was Jane's idea.
And she is my daughter.

Exactly. My nephew

shot a YouTube video
of his friends Rollerblading.

Do I bring him in to direct?

I'm not signing on to the project

as long as Jane is the writer.

No offense.

NARRATOR: Offense taken!

NARRATOR: As you may
recall, when we last saw

our father-daughter duo,
a River ran through them.

She's not a River.

She's a swamp.
She's worse than a swamp.

She's a bog!

Dad, she makes a valid point.

I've written one episode of television.

A Paloma-nominated episode.

Still, I'm...
I'm a novelist, not a screenwriter.

I-I'll just bow out
so you can bring in someone

with more telenovela experience.

Absolutely not.

This whole thing was
your stroke of genius.

When River sees your pages,
your talent will be undeniable.

NARRATOR: No pressure, Jane.

And speaking of pressure...

It's your lucky day.

We're all gonna make our own sundaes.
What do you think?

Hey, you took all
the organic strawberries.

- Give it to me.
- RAMOS: Girls...

Hey!

- You snooze, you lose!
- RAMOS: Put that down.

I'm not eating that cheap, gross stuff.

Gimme yours.

RAMOS: Girls, stop it!

No! Ellie, no. (GASPS)

Please pick up... Ladies...
Girls, stop, stop, stop.

Hey, enough!

Clean this up right now and
stop being such spoiled brats!

Hey, you ready? It's starting.

- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

NARRATOR: Aw, it's an engagement party

for Alba and Jorge.

RAFAEL: Hey, what's all this?

Oh, congratulations, Alba.

Oh, I'm so happy for you.

NARRATOR: So much for space.

What are you doing here?

Um, I was looking for you,

actually.

Do you have a minute to talk?

Sure, yeah. What's up?

Well, I know things
have been a little rocky

between us lately...

but I need a favor.

Anything.

I would really like to introduce

Mateo to my sister.

Oh.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

NARRATOR: Actually,
Jane's very sure how she feels about that.

Luisa has been

my rock over these past few weeks.

She's changed.

This isn't the first time
Luisa claimed to have changed.

And then, one look from Rose, and...

I know, I know.

But it... just feels different this time.

I feel it.

Look, she's the only family I have,

and it would mean the world to me

if she could meet my son.

Can you give me a day to think about it?

Of course.

JANE: I want to say yes.

I-I mean, Rafael seemed
convinced Luisa's changed.

But I don't know if
I'd be agreeing to it

because I believe it, too,
or if I'm secretly hoping

that Rafael will be so
grateful that he'll realize

he made a mistake and
fall back in love with me.

NARRATOR: I'm guessing the latter.

XIOMARA: Agreed.

So, you good?

Oh, well, not great.

Good enough. Come on, guys.

We're starting the wedding meeting.

(SIGHS)

ROGELIO: Your very own binder.

I couldn't be more proud.

What... a-and did you use
my label maker?

I certainly did,
because I'm in charge of planning.

Ma, since your first wedding
got cut short,

I want to go all-out.

Make sure this wedding is perfect.

So, I called the monsignor and booked

the next available slot
for a wedding mass.

Which is three months from now.

Oh. I-I know. It's soon.

But I've got nothing but time on my hands.

We can get this done.

Rogelio, you need to book
your glam squad ASAP.

Mateo, you'll be the ring bearer.

And, Jane, you go write

so you can help us when
you're done with the novela.

Got it. On it.
Dad, did you bring the extra scripts?

- Yes.
- Oh.

Some of the best pilots I've
collected over the years.

Use them as a guide.

NARRATOR:
Which brings us here... now.

How's it going?

Great.

I feel good. I just have to make sure

that I hit the five key
structural elements.

Each character has to have drive...

something they desperately want.

NARRATOR:
Like winning over River Fields?

Then an obstacle to getting it.

The characters need to overcome that

but then get thwarted by
a massive complication

which sets them back.

Then the resolution when they
finally get what they want.

And, of course, we end with the
cliffhanger no one saw coming.

NARRATOR: Sounds about right.

Okay. Now go.

I'm gonna dive in so I can get River

- these scenes ASAP.
- Great.

(CHUCKLES)

Ay.

Mm-hmm.

NARRATOR: Huh. What's Rogelio doing

with Jane's book editor's phone number?

Could that be our...?

And speaking of obstacles...

Why didn't you tell me?

(SIGHS)

I knew other Jane was gonna tattle.

That girl is so predictable.

Look, I know I shouldn't have

yelled at the girls and
called them spoiled brats.

Actually, I meant that you
borrowed my favorite jacket

and spilled red wine on it.

Oh, I totally forgot about that.

I was gonna take it to the
dry cleaner yesterday, but...

Forget the jacket.

You yelled at my girls?

They were being awful.

They're in therapy. They're trying.

And you're supposed to
be gaining their trust,

not traumatizing them even more.

They were throwing
ice cream everywhere

and refusing to clean up
after themselves.

What was I supposed to do,
just sit there and watch?

That would have been better
than yelling at them.

You weren't there.
You didn't see how they were acting.

It doesn't matter! It's not your place!

You know what?
My place probably isn't here, either.

So? What do you think?

Well, I'm not going to lie.

I've got a lot of notes.

But I don't want you to
get discouraged, Jane.

Just like acting is reacting,
writing is rewriting.

Of course. Give it to me straight.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Well, here, you say Steve
is "extremely handsome,"

but later,

when his tail is revealed,

he's only

"very handsome."

You know? If Steve is

extremely handsome in his tuxedo,

he should be equally
handsome in his spacesuit.

Or even more so.

You see, the tail
enhances his handsomeness.

Oh. Totally. Makes sense.

NARRATOR: Does it, though?

I'll make Steve equally
handsome throughout.

- Anything else?
- Uh, yes.

Uh, there should be six to
eight more slow push-ins

on Steve.

And instead of the head astronaut,

I think that Steve should be the one

to plant the American flag on Mars.

Okay.

(CHUCKLES) Uh, what about the, um,

the plot and the dialogue?

Oh, the plot was perfection.

So dramatic.

And the dialogue was divine.

Fun and romantic.

Great.

I-I'll just make these
changes and send it to River.

Oh, I-I do have one question
for you, though.

Why was my editor's number

written on the back of
one of your scripts?

Oh, that?

I just wanted to send flowers
after your book launch,

and I needed the address.

Really?

Yeah, really. Now focus up.

We got a lot of work to do.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Hey, Jeremy, it's Jane Villanueva.

Um, long time no speak.

Hoping you can call me back. Thanks.

Come on, Mateo. Time to go to Daddy's.

So, what'd you decide?

When I was Mateo's age,
I always wanted a big family,

and Luisa's his aunt, so, yes.

Introduce them.

Thank you, Jane.

I really appreciate this.

And I know Luisa will, too.

She'll probably think
her crystals are working.

She uses them to "set her intention."

NARRATOR: Hey, it's worth a shot.

Set your intentions, Jane.

Anyways, I'll just, uh,

text her and find a time
that works for both of us.

Let's check in on her intentions,
shall we?

JANE: I'm over him.
I'm so completely over him.

I mean, I honestly can't
believe I was ever into him.

That shirt is way too tight, and look at

all that gel in his hair.

I am over, over, over him.

Oh, who am I kidding?

I love him so much.

Jane.

Are you okay?

Yep. All good.

Of course I'm not all good.
I love you so much.

Okay, I should probably get going.

Wedding planning duty calls.

(LAUGHS SOFTLY)

(CLEARS THROAT) Sorry.

PETRA: Girls, go inside.

Jane, stay here.

Why didn't you tell me J.R.
yelled at my girls?

I didn't think it was my place

to get in the middle of
someone else's business.

Since when? That's like your calling card.
1-800-NOSY.

Excuse me?

Like, the one time it
could've actually been useful,

You decide to stop meddling?
I am not okay with J.R. yelling

at my children,
and I could've used the heads-up.

Well, I'm not okay with you
yelling at me.

And if you have an issue with her,
then you should talk to her.

Jane, I'm in a relationship with a woman.

Trust me, we talk, a lot.

So you've talked about her role
in disciplining your kids?

Well, no. We haven't
actually talked about that.

So it's not really fair for you
to get mad at her or me.

Now if you're done yelling at me,

I have to go get a wedding
gift for my grandma.

XIOMARA: This way, we can see what
the dress would look like a little.

And what do you think about

Cattleya mossiae orchids

- for your bouquet?
- NARRATOR: Cattle-what now?

It's the national flower of Venezuela.

I thought it might be nice
for you to have a little piece

of home with you when
you walk down the aisle.

Aw, I'm tearing up already.

Great. I'm on it.

♪ ♪

NARRATOR: Damn, grandma.

Bye, Jorge.

Ooh!

Things are getting pretty
steamy between you two.

- (LAUGHS)
- Hard to wait?

Well, I have just the thing for that.

This has worked wonders
for me over the years,

so I only found it fitting
to give one to you.

(LAUGHS)

(GASPS) Ah!

When you have urges, you know,

just think about the flower and how...

Though to be fair,

hers has already been crumpled.

- Not by Jorge.
- (GASPS) Ooh!

- (RINGTONE PLAYING)
- Oh.

Ooh, I got to get this.

(SIGHS)

Hey, uh, Jeremy. Thanks so much
for getting back to me.

JEREMY: Yeah, sorry, Jane,

I'm just not really looking for
any new manuscripts right now.

Oh, no, it's not that. (CHUCKLES)

Uh, I just wanted to
apologize if my dad called

and harassed you in any way

after my book came out.

No. No, no, no, it was,
uh, nothing like that.

Ah. But something definitely
happened between you two?

Look, Jane, I promised

I wouldn't say anything,
so you're really gonna

have to talk to your
pops on that one. Sorry.

So I talked to Jeremy.

I know what you did.

Oh.

Thank you so much.

You're not mad?

Of course not. Why would I be mad?

Well, because you don't like it

when I use my resources to help you.

- Aha! How did you use your resources?
- (SHOUTS)

- I-I didn't mean...
- I knew you did something.

What was it? What did you do?

I-I promised to pay
the publishers back

if 10,000 copies of your book
didn't sell.

(EXHALES)

Oh, my God.

That's why I got published?

NARRATOR: Friends,
if this were a telenovela...

Which it is... I'd say we've
just gotten to our big...

RIVER: Hola, mi peeps.

Hola. (CHUCKLES)

What did you think?

(EXHALES) I loved it.

- (SIGHS)
- Oh!

I mean, honestly, I was worried
that, as Rogelio's daughter,

that you would favor Steve over Brenda,

but you did a great job

of making us equal costars.

Thank you, River.

But actually, I disagree.

I think Brenda's underserved by this story.

I want to see her really shine.

I mean, your talent greatly,

greatly outpaces my father's,

and I think that should be
reflected in these pages.

- (LAUGHS SOFTLY)
- You need several more monologues,

Of course.

A-And I want to give
her an additional lover

because Steve's face is
gonna be horribly disfigured

by a Martian mining accident
at the end of the pilot.

ROGELIO: Jane, even if

- that were to happen, I...
- Oh. And he's gonna lose his genitals.

(LAUGHS): Oh, oh, that sounds like

some pretty crazy, risky television.

It's gonna be great.
And did I mention,

I think Brenda should be the one

who plants the American flag on Mars,

because she's the one doing all the work.

I am so in.

Let's do it.

Mm!

(LAUGHING)

Bye.

NARRATOR: Adiós, mi peeps.

XIOMARA: Oh, good, you're home.
Your abuela is being wishy-wasy

about wedding colors,
and we need to move fast.

What's wrong?

Oh.

The meeting went great, right?

Come on! Do the dance.
Break it down. Ooh.

JANE: Nope. No dance.

It actually didn't go well at all.

River didn't like the pages?

River loved the pages.

JANE: I am so glad that you asked, Abuela.

Dad, you want to tell
them what the problem is?

The problem is he bribed
the publishing company,

and that's the only reason
my book got published.

- What?
- No!

Be honest. You two didn't know about this?

No way.

I-I'm sorry.

I just wanted to do
something nice for you, Jane.

You were still grieving Michael,

and you had worked so hard on your book.

And I knew how important

- being a published author was to you.
- Exactly!

It was the most important
accomplishment of my life,

and it's a lie!

NARRATOR: And while our
Jane was down in the dumps,

so was the other Jane.

Hey.

Do you have a minute?

I got a lot of side work to finish

before my shift ends,
so now's not a great time.

Yeah. This isn't exactly the bar
J.R. wanted

to be associated with.

I just came to apologize.

I know the girls can be difficult.

And I never set any
rules when it came to you

acting in a parenting capacity with them.

So maybe it would help

if we set those ground rules now.

Did other Jane give you this advice?

Yeah, she did.

Well, it's reductive.

'Cause life isn't that neat.

Yeah, it might not be,

but we should still talk
about what happened.

I know I messed up.

And I really want to fix this.

I'm listening.

Can we maybe just not do
this right by the dumpster?

'Cause I think I'm gonna pass out.

(CHUCKLES)

Aw. Looks like things are starting to thaw.

(SIGHS)

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

Oh, it's just, um...

(LAUGHS) over the past year,

when-whenever I started to doubt myself,

I'd remind myself...

I'm a published author.

It was the one accomplishment

I could always go back to.

I just feel like a fraud.

Well, I can't write for him.

RAMOS: I just feel like a total failure.

I had zero control over the girls,

and so I lost my cool and snapped.

I don't have your patience.

Please.

When I give them time-outs,

it's mostly for me.

(CHUCKLES)

And you can give them time-out, too.

And hey, when it doubt,
just threaten the iPad.

Okay, I got to be honest.

It's not so much their behavior
in particular so much as...

What?

(CHUCKLES): They're just so entitled.

And, well...

you know how scrappy my childhood was.

We couldn't even afford rent,
let alone dinner every night.

I mean, that's why I
never wanted to have kids.

I just wanted to take care of myself.

I never wanted to feel that fear again.

I just wanted... I just
focused on my career,

and... now...

even that's gone.

And I just feel like I'm at rock bottom.

And so, yeah, I-I took it out on the girls.

And I won't do that again.

And I overreacted because...

you're right.

They are spoiled.

I went the other way, I guess,
to make up for my childhood.

So help me with it.

Okay.

And I'm so sorry

that you feel like you're at rock bottom.

(SIGHS)

I wish I could help you with that.

You are.

Trust me.

(SIGHS)

NARRATOR: Oh, hello.

Not that he's counting or anything.

There you are. Lots to do.

What do you mean?
The church was booked.

NARRATOR: Emphasis on "quick."

Emphasis on "just."

Okay.

If that's what you two want, I'm on board.

JANE: Me, too.

Did you want to have any
kind of reception, or...

Told ya, got to be quick.

Oh. Wow. Easy.

(CHUCKLES)

Thank you.

Now let's get this woman laid.

I mean, married.

- Yay!
- (LAUGHING)

XIOMARA: No. The Cattleya mossiae orchid.

It has to be the Cattleya mossiae.

I need them in two hours.

Good news. I found my veil.

Ah.

Hey, Abuela.

You okay?

Mm.

JANE: You're not feeling guilty, are you?

Because I think Abuelo
would be so happy for you.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

NARRATOR: And speaking of family...

(CHUCKLES) Hey, Mr. Sweetface.

Head to your room.
There are clothes laid out

for you to change into. Hurry.

Thanks for getting him here so fast.

Of course. But what was the rush?

My grandmother decided
to get married, today!

Really?

Oh, God, how exciting for her.

And you should be there.

It's an important moment
for our whole family.

I will go get changed and
meet you at the church.

(SIGHS)

Today isn't about my feelings.

It's about our family.

And Rafael is a part of it.

Good.

Now go on and change.
We got to get you to the church.

We are literally at the church.

Where are the orchids?

That is not acceptable.

Get here now.

It's not okay. They promised
they'd have those flowers here.

- Yes, you do.
- JANE: Mom.

Why are you getting so
upset about those flowers?

They're just... important.

I... just wanted to do

one thing for you, for once,

because you've done
such a great job with being my mom.

And this was my chance to
finally do something for you.

To thank you.

Oh, XIOMARA.

Especially after the year I've had

and how you've been with
me through all of it.

I never thought at 46 I'd
still need my mom so much.

Hey, are you guys ready? Jorge's getting...

Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.

I'll just...

What?

You never stop wanting to do
whatever you can for your child.

Dad.

Yes?

Let's talk.

I am so sorry, Jane.

I never meant to
undermine your confidence.

And I know it was a wrong thing to do,

but I just wanted to help.

I know.

And I know it came from a good place.

I just have to recalibrate things now,

about myself as a writer

and my career.

Does it help to know that
River signed the contract?

And she certainly wasn't
looking to do me any favors.

She just really loved your writing.

Thanks, Dad.

And I do, too.

And this is my career,

and I don't mess around
with my career, Jane.

Thanks for that, Dad.

I love you.

Thank God. I love you, too.

(SNIFFLES)

U-Uh, I'm sorry. (CHUCKLES)

Is Alba still in the building?

She just needs another minute. (CHUCKLES)

But she's coming?

Yeah, don't worry. She's definitely coming.

NARRATOR: Which brings us to...

(ORGAN PLAYING "BRIDAL CHORUS")

I can't. I'm already a mess.

(SONG ENDS)

(JORGE SPEAKING SPANISH)

(FAMILY CHEERING AND CLAPPING)

CHOIR: ♪ Go have sex a lot ♪

♪ Go have sex ♪

♪ Tonight's the night you'll finally see ♪

♪ The glory of sex with Jorge G ♪

♪ Go have sex, Alba ♪

♪ Don't be afraid ♪

♪ Of blue pills for J.G. ♪

♪ It's time to know Jorge biblically ♪

♪ Go have sex ♪

♪ Say good-bye to your vibrator friend ♪

♪ When the sex begins,
there will be no end ♪

♪ We're serious ♪

♪ It will be a religious ♪

♪ Experience. ♪

JANE: These are great. Aw.

I can't believe you got
these with your phone.

Right? I was thinking,
let's make her a wedding album

since she's never had one.

Love that idea, yes.

Was it hard today?
Not being with Rafael?

Actually, seeing him at the
wedding as a part of my family,

it was the first time I'd
been with him in weeks

when my heart didn't just break.

It was brief. (CHUCKLES)

But still.

It helps that, no matter
what, we're family.

NARRATOR: And speaking of family...

Great news, Jane.

You're officially famous.

Aw.

Looks like Jane's picture in the paper

brought her closer to her father after all.

In other words, it's...

Thanks, Dad. Oh.

And thank you, guys,
for letting me stay the night.

I am super happy for Abuela,
but I did not want to hear that.

And I think I started to.

For the record, things were starting

to get pretty loud.

And, friends, I can't show you
what's going to happen next.

- But let's just say...
- (ALBA GRUNTS)

(JAUNTY PIANO MUSIC
PLAYING, TRAIN BELL DINGING)

(TRAIN HORN BLOWS)

(BOTH SIGH)

RAMOS: You look happy.

Why wouldn't I be? I'm with you.

We don't want to wear the shoes.

Yeah, they're ugly.

Put them on.

Okay, no iPad.

Fine. If you want us to look basic.

(BOTH LAUGH)

ANNIE (MOCKINGLY): Ooh.

I love you.

Ooh.

I love you, too.

- Oh!
- (SMOOCHING)

- You guys are pretty funny.
- (LAUGHS)

NARRATOR: Aw, look at them.

One big happy family.

(PHONE VIBRATING)

Wait, wait, wait. Oh.

Sorry.

Hold on, one second.

Hello?

Oh, wow.

Yes.
Thank you.

Okay.

Bye.

What? Who was that?

Um, my mentor.

She thinks she found me a job opportunity.

Not as a lawyer,

but in the legal field.

What? That's amazing!

Oh, congratulations.

Thing is the job's in Houston.

NARRATOR: And from Houston...

to Mars.

And, friends, just like that,

Jane felt inspired to write.

Wait, this isn't Mars.

Wow.

Jane hasn't written her novel for months.

I'm your father.

(CHUCKLES)

You were incredible, Dad.

Did you just call me Dad?

ROGELIO: Here's where
you're getting married.

And as you can see,

the reception will spill
out onto the soundstage.

JANE: I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

(SCREAMS) What are you doing?!

- Chin up, Jane! Jazz hands!
- Oh, no, no!

(PANTING)

♪ ♪

ROGELIO: I love you, Jane.

Oh, I love you, Dad.

NARRATOR: Beautiful, just beautiful.

Only problem:

She's supposed to be writing a telenovela.

You're on a deadline, Jane.

Never mind.

She's on a roll.

I'll take this back to
our telenovela instead.

Mateo. There's someone here to meet you.

LUISA: (GASPS) Hi, little man.

Are you my Aunt Luisa,
the one who made me get born?

- (CHUCKLES)
- LUISA: I sure am.

And I'm so happy to finally meet you.

How come just now?

Well, I was... traveling.

But I'm home now.

Back with my family.

Finally.

So, should we go to the beach?

Oh, I-I...

wasn't really planning
on leaving the apartment.

I thought maybe we'd stay
in and play some board games

Oh, come on, Rafael.
I brought beach toys.

Yeah, come on, Daddy.
Beach, beach, beach, beach.

BOTH (CHANTING): Beach, beach,
beach, beach, beach, beach...

Okay, fine, beach day it is.

- (CHUCKLING)
- (RINGTONE PLAYING)

Ah. One-one second.

Wait, wait, wait.

Hello?

Rafael, it's Dennis.

Do you know where your sister is?

Yes, I do.

Well, we just found out that all the money

from Rose's Satin Road
was funneled into

an account under her name.

We think they're still working together.

(PHONE CHIMES)

I'll call you right back.

NARRATOR: Which brings us to our...

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