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Produced by Taehueng Film Corporation

The Comedian

Produced by Tae-Won Lee

Written by Myung-Se Lee, Chang-Ho Bae

Sung-ki Ahn

Shin-Hye Hwang

Chang-Ho Bae

Moo-Song Jeon

Guest Stars Se-joon Kim, Chang-Min Son

Film Editor Hyun Kim

Recording Director Young-kil Lee

Music by Soo-chul Kim

Lighting Director Jung-Nam Cha

Director of Photography Young-kil Yoo

Directed by Myung-Se Lee

It's so hot.

What is summer for?

I am better with spring, far and winter only.

Sir,

do you like dog meat?

I cannot survive summer, without the dog meat.

It's good that dog meat never makes you fat.

But, those restaurants are not good these days.

They just use any kinds of dogs even poodles,

and soak in the water.

Such meat is tough and not enough to chew.

The best dog meat

must be the original Korean mutt.

I read from a weekly,

that Joo- Il Lee

paid more than $100,000 just for tax.

Celebrities make such big money.

I heard that he also suffered when young,

I guess people should born with a luck.

You must be also very talented in the field from young.

That's why you are still doing it.

I also watched movies from my mom's womb.

My mother liked movies so much.

Maybe that's why I wanted to be an actor since young.

I watched so many movies.

Do you remember The Vikings, starring Kirk Douglas?

It was awesome.

Do you remember their party scene?

When Kirk Douglas eats up the roasted chicken,

he really looked he enjoyed it.

Poor friend.

Who would even eat a rose like a dog meat

Poor friend.

The man at the back, third from the right

with glasses, maybe working at a bank.

His can't drink here with his salary,

maybe got a bribe after a loan.

Poor friend, counting money all day

and just think of getting laid, poor friend.

That no.17 lady, she is laughing,

but she only think of getting more tips.

There come the lady again.

She changed her boyfriend, for younger one.

Poor lady, she will dance jitterbug

even she hear Beethoven.

When did we become to favor bread over dream,

and cash over romance?

When did this world become a desert-like place

without a blade of grass.

What should I, Jong-se Lee,

do for this era?

Live up on your love,

your mascot, the twittery,

Jongse Lee will see you again tomorrow in here Mammoth,

Thank you very much.

Hello,

Yes, What's up?

I am fine,

my Michelle?

She is getting fat, 1kg more than last month.

She is picky about food, refused milk or cheese.

I think she needs a diet.

Hold on, where is she?

Michelle, Michelle?

Michelle,

sorry about that.

My husband? He is coming today.

He was on a business trip to America.

I am fine.

I just spend his money, by shopping with friends,

watch movies, you know, just enjoying my life.

You too switched to golf? Right.

I also switched to golf, aerobics is to hard

and boring. What? Already?

Wow, you are a pro!

I have to go.

I think he is back. Yes, let's go for a rounding.

Bye.

Is that you?

I am Mr.Lee

Don't be panic. Your husband had a car accident

on his way home from the airport.

He is in surgery, and we don't know the result yet.

Cut!

- Miss Yoo, are you crazy? - No, I am fine.

He looks so funny!

What?

You are the director, right?

It's good job.

- You have about 10 more scenes, right? - Yes.

What is the theme of this movie?

Don't you think it is kind of old fashioned?

So, the shooting will begin from next month at least?

- Here you are. - Thank you.

The dreamlike, laziness, and mysterious

mood should be in summer, right?

It is a little bit risky, but I want new faces.

Existing actors are too old.

Who am I talking to?

You forgot my name.

Let me remind you.

Jongse, Jong-Se Lee.

I sent you my scenario to your office.

- I see. - Are you free tomorrow?

I have to sleep in the morning.

How about 3 o'clock in the afternoon?

We can talk about the schedule.

- Sir, we are ready for the TV interview. - I've got it.

Women are in their crisis, in our modern society.

Along with economic growth,

sex becomes a tool. I am trying to describe

sex life of a modern family.

About Miss Yoon, you are an acknowledged actress

in love scenes. Do you have a real experience?

Yes, it's...

I am sorry.

I am sorry, let's do it again.

Hold on, we will change the tape.

You know cafe One, near the Palace garden?

Across the Shinwon Wedding hall, I will see you at 3pm.

Excuse me.

- Mr. Jo - Yes, sir.

Why don't you care the location?

That one, with a mustache.

Why did you let such a man in the location?

I thought you knew him.

He was always near you.

What are you talking about? Do you think I know him?

Your role at this movie

is a hysteric woman, right?

Let's get this. Can I have your name?

Live up on your love,

the twittery, your mascot,

- I am a comedian Jong-Se Lee. - I see, so

you are starring as a comedian in the movie?

I am not an actor, I am a new director.

- I see. - I will be the new director

- in this company. - Yes.

Soon a new movie that all Koreans will watch

- will be released. - I see.

It will be hard to interview me, once the movie releases,

you better ask me now if you have any questions.

You, come here.

He is just a spectator!

- Oh my god. - Come here!

- What are you? - Me? Live up on your love,

your mascot, Jong-Se Lee, a comedian.

Go.

Get out of here!

Cafe One, tomorrow at 3pm.

Tell the director, so he won't forget.

Get out!

Ladies and gentlemen,

I am sure that all of you came here

love movies as an art of dream and romance,

and I appreciate all of you.

I am very happy to share it with you.

And, uh,

and uh...

I would like to thank

all our staffs and casts

who worked hard to make this movie.

Tonight's award, given to me

is not only my personal honor, but it is a victory of art,

like a night train, running through

the darkness of world and human.

Ouch!

Sir, do you have new books of Hyun-Se Lee?

I only have new books of Youngman Huh.

Sir,

What are you doing here?

- I am looking for a plot. - I see.

I've watched this one at the late movie.

However, the movie was far worse than the cartoon.

Are you finished?

Give to me, when you are done with this.

I think cartoons these days are not

good for the kids' emotions.

All of them are either sports or robots.

You know,

Castle of glass' , 'In search of mother'

I want to go' how touching they were.

Raipai' 'Iron man 28',

Magic stick' how imaginative they were!

Doctor flippant' 'Doctor Changu' by Choodong.

Choodong is Wooyoung Ko.

I know.

'Tang' by Inchang, 'Headache' by Kijoon.

They have very delicate characteristics.

Mr. Moon,

- did you wanted to be an actor? - Uh?

Just when I was young.

How can I be an actor?

If people can truly read cartoons,

they might understand me.

Mr.Moon,

I think I met someone with same identification.

Oh, am I really?

You can be a great character actor.

I have written a scenario,

and I will soon direct a film.

I was worried about the main actor,

now I found one.

I will contact you soon.

Thank you. I will do my best.

Thank you. I can do that.

- How many? - Five.

Come on! I saw you sneak two books.

I will do my best.

You don't have money for motel?

- Let's go. - She must gone.

Dances were not enough for them.

How could all three come on to me?

Thank you.

Hey

Um... Would you

I didn't know you look this funny.

You look familiar,

are you a celebrity?

Did I see you on TV? Are you?

A movie director

Are you really a movie director?

What movie?

I am still new.

Can I be an actress? Yes or no?

Um..

Can I go to your place?

Hypocrite, a con man.

You look kind,

but you indeed a wolf, with two faces.

You will take me home, and offer me few drinks.

Then when I get drunk,

you will lay me in bed

and take of my clothes!

I didn't ask you to go to my place.

It was you who wanted to go.

It is late, you can go home.

How was I?

Was my act alright?

My dream was to be a singer.

But I switched it to an actress from now on.

Oh, you mean now? It might be around 2:30.

- Good evening, sir. - Apartment 902?

It's right next to your apartment.

So, you go this way, and turn right there

and then it is my place.

The moment I saw you, I, I,

what a humble the words are.

How can I tell

my burning passion with few words?

Can I use this toothbrush?

I am your toothbrush,

I want to be a toothbrush,

cleaning your body all the time.

Oh, I need to get drunk tonight.

I cannot even look at your beautiful face

when I am sober.

I am not even a girl, what's wrong with me?

Oh, it seems like my heart will stop.

Please.

Is that you?

- Why? That bad? - No, you look great.

Well, did you blend it?

I like straight.

The moment I saw you, my heart stops...

This summer is too hot,

do you have plans for a vacation?

I think you are...

Have you been Hwajinpo?

I went there last year.

The beach is nice,

but bad transportation.

Have you been Haeundae?

I don't.

I will go there this year.

Lots of clubs, and lots of rich guys without brain.

I wish I had $100,000.

Some people win the Lotto, why not me?

I need to get drunk tonight.

Help yourself.

Where do I sleep?

Here, the pillow.

I am not a morning person. Don't wake me up

even you get up early.

Thank you for visiting Mammoth in this hot summer night.

It's a family day, but forget the family

and enjoy here.

Here comes the laughter and the song, along with beautiful dancers,

our favorite variety show!

The first stage will be

our special, Rambo!

Hands up!

Hands up now!

Warning!

If you move or scream

I will kill you.

This is an order.

Soldiers only make one order.

Light up!

Light up!

Light up!

Do you have cigarette?

Sorry,

I don't smoke.

Who the hell are you?

Live up on your love, your mascot,

the twittery, your Jongse,

I am a comedian Jongse Lee.

Then why are you here?

Today is my off,

so I am having a private rehearse.

Where is men's room?

An unknown armed deserter

is on the run towards Chonho intersaction,

both miliary and police are still on the trail.

Further details about his identity will be

on next news time.

This was a special news cast. Thank you.

Such stupid bastards should be

executed in public.

We pay our tax to give them food,

buy uniforms, teach them skills,

why do they run away?

I just can't understand

those kids these days,

they don't respect elders,

even young girls smoke,

when they are on board,

they make no scruple of kissing.

What is the world coming to? Don't you think so?

Please, please don't kill me.

I haven't seen anything.

I have five kids.

I will never report to police.

Please, just don't kill me.

This is all I have.

Please spare me.

Don't move.

Bonds, my name is Bonds.

Shanghai Park,

For last 2 decades, from the freezing cell,

with hard bread and cold soup,

I have waited for today.

It is fine you took my fiancee,

sold my only sister

for prostitution, maybe I can forgive that.

However,

however,

betraying man's honor

that I cannot forgive.

Shanghai Park,

draw your sword!

Who the hell are you~

Director! Are you here?

I was waiting for your call.*

Do I look like Jack Nicholson?

The best characteristic actor is,

indeed Jack Nicholson, right?

Close the curtains.

Sir, I sold this barber shop.

Someone came up yesterday,

so I sold this cheap.

I had double eyelid surgery.

My eyes were too small, so I made them big.

I know this is too soon to tell,

I am just a new actor.

I don't expect lots of salary.

Sir,

there is new bar around the corner, Million Dollar Salon.

If you have time tonight, I would like to serve you.

- Do you know how to shoot a gun? - No, I don't.

I am sorry, I didn't go to army.

Wow, this looks like a real gun!

Are you going to use this at the movie?

I shot this one time, at the reserve training.

I will learn if I have to.

- What is it? - The butt plate, Sir.

- This? - The gunsight, Sir.

- This? - The grip handle, Sir.

- This? - The trigger, Sir.

- This? - The magazine, Sir.

- This? - The barrel, Sir.

Sir, we have an action movie this time?

- Yes. - Yes! That's a relieve.

I was worried if it were a romantic drama.

I will be better in action than drama.

- Load the gun. - Yes, sir.

Sir, I have been practicing my act,

would you like to see?

- Sure, Ready? - Yes!

Sun, Light, Camera, Standby, Ready, Go!

Shanghai Park!

Sir, just a minute.

Shanghai Park,

For last 2 decades, from the freezing cell,

with hard bread and cold soup,

I have waited for today.

It is fine you took my fiancee,

sold my only sister

for prostitution, maybe I can forgive that.

However, however, betraying man's honor

that I cannot forgive.

Shanghai Park!

Draw your gun!

Cut!

Ready!

29th cut, take 2.

Let's go,

action!

Look, I heard that when wife leaves her husband,

husband does not have any legal obligations.

So, I will relieve all your obligations.

You are not tied to anything.

We are both free now.

Cut!

Again? you?

Sir, this is your last chance.

You will regret throughout your life, if you let me go.

Oh, no, stop it! Mr. Jo! Where is Mr. Jo!

He went to the restroom.

Sir, I am ready for this.

I already have a perfect actor.

You will like him when you see him.

Mr. Jo, can't you solve this?

- Is it you again? - Let me get some coffee.

- You, come here. - I need coffee.

How shall I kill you?

You really want this?

You stupid!

What the...

Shanghai Park,

For last 2 decades, from the freezing cell,

with hard bread and cold soup,

I have waited for today.

It is fine you took my fiancee,

sold my only sister

for prostitution, maybe I can forgive that.

However,

however, betraying man's honor

that I cannot forgive.

Shanghai Park!

Draw your gun!

- What brings you here? - Don't talk to me.

I am so pissed off. Stupid bastard,

Go for a holiday without a credit card?

Who would go to Busan on the slow train

in this hot weather? It's horrible.

Don't you have an air conditioner?

I said I am hot! What's wrong?

Don't even try!

- Something's wrong with shower? - Yes, the office called me

that they will cut off the water until 5.

Can you bring my bag there?

Hey, what do you really do?

A director, this is just a prop.

Don't lie.

Please, don't shoot.

It's loaded, it's is a real gun.

Where did you get the gun?

It was a gift.

You are a fugitive,

what are you charged with?

Con? robbery? rape?

Will shoot you if you don't tell the truth.

Actually I am not a director,

but a comedian Jongse Lee.

Well, I need a nap.

Wake me up when water comes.

You don't have adult comics?

I am bored.

I wish we had a war.

You said that is a real gun, right?

Hey, let's make a movie,

I will be the main actress.

We just need $100,000,

it's pity to waste your talent because of the money.

Right.

Hey,

shall we rob a bank?

Like a movie.

Welcome.

Lady,

you have a character,

do you want to be an actress?

One security

and 12 employees,

right?

You have an alarm under your feet,

right?

How soon do the cops come, when you ring the alarm?

Just a moment please.

The air conditioner is awesome here.

Lady,

you have a character,

do you want to be an actress?

- Can I help you? - Oh, good afternoon.

How soon do the cops come, when you ring the alarm?

Do they come in 3minutes, after the bell?

How much cash do you have?

Who the hell are you?

I am an actor.

Speak up!

I am an actor, Mr. Moon.

Why are you here then?

My director,

asked me to find some details about his movie.

That's why I am here.

- What kind of movie? -An action movie.

What's the title?

Hold on. I will find out and come back.

Thank you sir.

Sir,

I think I've got what you need.

1 security and 12 employees.

It will take 3minutes

for the cops to arrive after the alarm.

Oh, I didn't get this area.

What is the movie title? This is about a gang story, right?

Be gentle, you will break my small chair.

It's so hot.

- Sir, - You like the dog meat, right?

Do you want one?

Ma'am, one dog meat please.

What? Dog meat at a snack bar?

What kind of man are you?

Sir, my role this time is a gangster...

Uh? Did I drop this?

Sir, is my role a bank robbery?

You like dumplings, right?

Yes, I used to eat

50 of them but only 30 these days.

Sir, don't be offended if I say this.

When I see other movies,

bank robberies use pistols than rifles.

Ma'am, how come you have so many flies?

Because it is summer!

- How much is it? - 2dollars.

You came all the way here?

Our movie title is a secret!

Shanghai Park, Bang! bang!

You fatty, get off!

What is his IQ?

You think this is a joke?

Don't talk to me like that.

Even you are a main actress, I am older than you.

If you are older, act your age! You stupid!

What do you have in your brain? Full of rocks?

Sir,

I can't not stand it.

What would you do?

I am the one to tolerate.

How could you bring a cop?

Because I didn't know the title!

I don't think I can work with him.

We will ruin everything, if we work with him.

Just forget it, or make him out.

I only did what you told me to do.

Didn't you ask me to do this for the movie?

Not for the movie, it is a real, you idiot!

It is a real.

A real bank robbery?

Hey... you must be joking.

Do you think I am joking with you?

We are in the era of no masterpiece.

Gone with the wind. Ben-Hur.

Such masterpieces are gone with the wind.

Who would make a real movie, in the high-Tech 21st century?

Who would offer a real vision of the history?

To solve this question,

I, Jongse Lee spent many painful days and yet,

finally created a real masterpiece,

which will be a ray of light.

And then,

and then

when I met innocent Seonyoung

and strong Dosuk,

I was so joyful.

I felt that I can make a real movie

that all 40million people can watch.

However,

however, the materialistic people

disregarded the work of genius.

Do you want me, Jongse Lee to give up here?

No, no sir.

Do you want me to give up because of $100,000?

I am so sorry, sir.

Hello, sir. Anything wrong?

You are shaking.

No, I am not.

Just, it's so hot in here.

Be cool.

Don't worry.

I am a reliable man.

I am sleepy. Make it quick.

Ready?

Yes,sir.

Can I do this later?

Why?

I have to poop.

Wait 10 minutes!

Hands up!

Now! Hands up!

We are the real bank robbery!

You don't move!

We know where the alarm is!

Safe is here.

Yes, safe.

Open the safe!

We don't have the key.

Our manager went out with the key.

You are lying!

It's true.

He went out to see someone at the cafe around the corner.

Shall I take him here?

Yes!

Sir, don't let him make fool of you!

Wait here.

Don't move!

You! You!

Hands up!

Where are you from?

Seoul.

Which gang are you?

Have you heard of 'two swords'?

I used to be the 'two swords', a West Gate gangster.

Your seniors did with axes or knives!

What is this?

Are you mafia or what?

You bastard!

Why are you yelling? Fatty,

you want another cop?

What are you doing? Let's go!

Freeze! Or I will shoot!

Good evening, good evening!

Live up on your love,

your mascot, the twittery,

this is Jongse Lee, the comedian.

Thank you for visiting Mammoth in this hot summer night.

It's a family day, but forget the family

and enjoy here.

Here comes the cool music and laughter,

our favorite variety show, But before that!

I would like to buy you a drink.

No kidding?

Please serve two bottles of beer on every table!

Why do I do this?

Did heat drove me crazy?

Not at all.

Is this my birthday?

Nop!

Did I win the lottery?

Nop.

Did I win a fortune?

No to all.

This is a big secret,

the bank robbery at Moonsan today was my job.

The reason I am buying you drinks

is that I am finally able to make my own movie.

Two main characters in my movie

have come to here Mammoth.

Let me introduce those two!

Well, there is no doubt that Brooke Shields decided to retire.

So, now can you show us your figure?

Or tell us?

36-24-36

Dosuk Moon, how do you feel to star this movie?

I am very pleased.

I would like to thank

my director, the genius Jongse Lee!

You are right! So, the song they will

sing at this stage is?

Susy Q!

Great! Susy Q!

Hands up, or I will shoot you!

Mom~ mommy!

Hush!

Here, chocolates.

What's wrong,

move.

Actress gets more money.

Go to the door.

What's wrong?

It's a cop, I am not here!

I didn't do anything wrong.

I just did what I am told to do.

I didn't do wrong. I will go home.

Shut up, stupid,

if you get caught, you will get killed.

Open the door, now!

Or I will shoot you.

Open the damn door.

We don't have to be afraid.

You don't know for sure.

Open it.

If you don't, I will really shoot you.

Director, it's time for you to be brave.

We will watch your back.

Smile,

don't act suspiciously.

Good afternoon, I am officer Kim.

Hello, hello!

Thank you for your hard work in this hot weather.

I cannot tell you how appreciate I am

for your day and night job to protect citizens.

Thank you.

Can I go come in?

Sure, please.

Do you live alone?

Yes,

my mother just visited from the province.

- I guess it was my sister- In-law. - I see.

- What do you do for living? - Excuse me?

Your job.

Live up on your love,

your mascot, a comedian Dosuk Moon.

An entertainer, you must earn a lot.

As you might heard, there are armed robbery.

- They rob a bank in daytime. - Oh, no.

Small stores, boutiques, attack any places.

They even threat kids, to take money and goods.

- Every single day. - No kidding.

We got special alert, so we are checking every household.

I see.

Is this the master bedroom?

It's a painting. Are you ok?

I am fine.

Don't put your cash or valuables openly.

Who would do that?

- Then did you put here? - Find it.

- Maybe here? - Try more.

Where did you put?

I don't know?

Here?

Where is it?

Don't worry.

They are safe.

Where is it!

Where!

Again!

Again!

Take it off!

Shall I marry?

Get married and do some cooking,

when husband come home, clean his feet,

make some tea,

have two kids,

one for an actor and one a singer.

Don't you know any decent guy?

I don't want much.

Just a man with two cars,

and a house with a pool.

You know the very first scene of our movie,

when the hero tried to kill himself with gas,

but he fails when the chair falls over.

That's the life.

Our life always fail at the very moment.

I think all the audiences will convulse with laughter.

I think that scene will bring one more million.

Seonyoung,

do you know my nick name when I was a kid?

Genius, boy genius.

I could read cartoons since I was three.

When kids played hide and seek,

I drew cartoons.

My uncle told me

I should paint theatre sign.

I guess the theatre painter earned lots of money back then.

When I was 7th grade,

it was a cold winter,

I began to worry seriously.

What shall I live for?

How shall I live? Doing what?

I've got inspiration, that I should make a movie.

From the cartoon, 'Tang and the director',

the movie director looked wonderful.

Seonyoung,

it's the time.

Such long and brutal winter is gone,

and we will have our spring.

When thousands of audiences come to see our movie,

we will have our wedding, at the theatre.

I love you.

Sir, do you want some?

Property price rises,

so do houses.

One of the trio robbers turned out 'Jongse Lee', the comedian.

All the police forces are on alert.

I shouldn't have sold my barber.

Right this spot,

we will disguise as an accident vehicle.

Dosuk, you will wear tomato ketchup all over you,

and lie in front of the car.

Seonyoung you will scream,

and yell for help 3times.

Understand?

We will wake up 8a.m tomorrow.

- Yes, sir. - Hey, fatty, no breakfast for you.

So you will not look for the men's room.

- I see. - Here, cheers

for our $1million.

It turned out that the prime suspect of the trio robbers

were Jongse Lee, the comedian.

Police arrested a serial robber who robbed Jongse Lee's

apartment and sell the stolen goods.

The stolen goods turned out another stolen goods

of the trio robbers.

We have interviewed the victims and neighbors

of Jong-Se Lee.

Him?

He... He...

looks so funny.

There are lots of fans in the studio.

At fist, I thought he was one of them.

However, he came in again after few days.

He was holding a large guitar case,

and tapped it.

I made a mistake.

If I knew it was a rifle, I would have knocked him out.

He was known as a very friendly person

among the neighbors,

I cannot believe he did that.

He comes here almost everyday,

sometimes he sneaks out some books,

other than that, he looks very fine.

Now we wonder what the true color of

the suspect Jongse Lee.

Is he a magalomaniac with Cinderella syndrome,

that is endemic among young people.

Or is he just a friendly neighbor?

Let's hear what Jong-Se Lee has to say.

Live up on your love, the twittery,

your mascot, I am a comedian Jongse Lee.

Soon a new movie that all Koreans will watch will be released.

It will be hard to interview me, once the movie releases,

you better ask me now if you have any questions.

Who would ask you, stupid jerk.

How could that jerk does such a thing?

It over 30degrees, day in, day out.

The discomfort index is also over 80.

Shut up,

or I will shoot you.

Smile,

just smile.

Seonyoung, do I look that funny?

I never skipped my reserved duty,

I was awarded as a good barber, by a city council.

What did I do wrong?

Wanting to be an actor?

Hey fatty!

How many times did you go to the restroom?

More than ten times!

You know, Dosuk,

the man at the comic book store,

he could just not tell that I sneaked out some books.

What's wrong with you guys?

Aren't you going to run?

Run? Why?

I didn't do anything wrong.

I just did it, because he told me to do.

It's his fault, not mine!

You, stupid,

didn't you hear the news?

You are an accessary.

Great, just stay here, get caught,

and be sentence to lifetime, or get killed.

Are you leaving like that?

Please, shave your stupid moustache.

If you go out like this, you will get caught in one minut.

- I will shave for you. - Now.

No way, I can't.

Dosuk, come here.

Stay here,

lonely.

Step down.

Rais your head,

try laughing.

In a convincing way, like Jack Nicholson.

with a despair,

louder,

Great. That's it.

In the moonlight, with the water of a brook,

silent birds, a man is laughing on the bridge,

to get over his broken heart.

There comes a lady.

Hey, fatty,

are you a lunatic?

Seonyoung, the 28th scene will be a very romantic

and a moody scene.

I am very lucky.

This is a perfect place.

Shut up. Our car is broken.

We need to get some one to fix it.

I have night blindness, I can't find a way.

Hey, you do this.

I have night blindness, too.

If we hesitate here, we will get caught.

That ramen looks delicious,

since you didn't put the egg,

you know how to cook ramen.

Eggs and onions always ruin the taste.

Can I help you?

- Yes, I have a broken car. - I see.

Just simple ramen is enough.

You look familiar.

Yes, I am an actor.

That's why.

- You star in the soap opera - Yes.

It's very nice to see you here.

What brought you here?

Did you come for a movie?

Yes,

I came for the shooting.

But my car just broke.

Any other actors?

Who's the actress?

She is new.

You don't know the news?

I usually don't make trip,

because of the robbery,

but I will make an exception.

You are a very rare guest here.

Would you autograph for me?

What did he make before?

He is new.

There should be people with camera

and lights, when I see the shooting.

Where are they?

They went to eat.

Do you think I can be an actor?

An actor is really a hard job,

it just looks good in appearance.

So, don't waste your time,

- and do yours. - Sure.

You know, the accessary of the trio rubbers.

Who? Dosuk Moon? It's unknown.

It is, just a while ago.

He is only a barber,

he really liked an actor.

He lies to everyone that he is an actor.

What a freak?

Yes, he is.

Turn on the engine.

Here you go.

- Thank you. - That's fine.

It is my honor to see you.

Sir,

Can I have your autograph?

Thank you.

Hey,

The robber!

Hey, stop there!

A robber!

Hey!

Stop!

He is dead.

The train will arrive in 30 minutes.

Finally I will go to Heaundae.

Hey, fatty,

how many eggs did you eat?

Look at the egg shells,

they look more than 20!

Hey, get me a cigarette.

A cigarette!

Yes? Yes...

You are completely out of mind.

Hey, stupid, who told you to kill a man?

If you get caught, you will get death penalty.

So, what is our plan, if we arrive at Busan?

We will smuggle to Japan,

and go to Mexico with a false passport.

Then we will cross the board, go to Hollywood,

the home of cinema, and dreams come true?

That's it.

Look, Dosuk,

We will go to Hollywood.

We will arrive there, in three days!

Boys be ambitious!

We will make a great movie, and stunned the world.

World class director Jongse Lee,

a world star Seonyoung Oh,

and Mr. Moon.

Good luck.

I will spend some time in Heaundae and get back home.

If you get caught, tell them I am dead.

Tell them I jumped into the sea

and got myself killed.

Did you get it?

Uh?

Got it?

Yes,yes.

If you become a world star,

just don't ignore me.

Yes.

Where are you going?

Men's room.

Is it 911?

Can I ask you something?

It's not? I am sorry.

911?

Can I ask you something?

Do I get death penalty, if I kill a man?

I didn't mean to.

It just happened.

No, no, it's not me.

Yes, an accessary.

Here?

It's a train station,

to Busan.

I can't turn myself in now,

I will call you back after 3days.

We have arrived at Busan. Thank you for using

our Saemaul train.

Please check all your belongings, thank you.

It's really hot.

Perfect weather for a swim.

Shall we stop by a market for some whale meat?

Dosuk, do you speak English?

- English? - If we go to the Hollywood,

we have to speak English. When we eat, go to restroom,

hello, give me Kenturkey Chicken, I love you, I go WC okay?

Mr. Lee, can we really go to America?

After 3days, we will have a real American food at Beverly Hills.

It's over. Cops came.

A what?

Mr. Lee, what shall we do now?

We need to be cool.

Let's just give up.

Please let me have 30seconds.

Shut up and run!

Jongse Lee, you are surrounded, drop your weapon.

If you surrender, we will show all possible mercy.

Again, surrender.

If you surrender, we will show all possible mercy.

Surrender now.

If not, we cannot guarantee your life.

Drop your weapon and surrender.

Again, drop your weapon.

Dosuk, slap my face, not too hard.

It must be a dream, I can't feel any pain.

I am a genius Jongse Lee, I can't finish my life here.

I spent many sleepless nights to make my work.

I cannot let my masterpiece die in this third grade train.=

All genius die young,

but not me. No, not me.

Dosuk, try to cut our way through.

I will cover you.

See you in pier 3, at 22:00. Good luck.

No, I will surrender.

Don't you want to be a world star?

Lier,

I like being a barber.

I will surrender.

Stop it.

Do you think they will save you?

You killed a man, you are a robber.

No, they said they will favor me.

So, it was you. You fatty.

Don't call me fatty!

It's all because of you. You bastard,

you lied to me,

my eyes are sore, because of the surgery,

I even sold my shop.

I never skipped my reserved duty,

I was awarded as a good barber,

I will turn myself in.

Dosuk Moon.

I can forgive if you turn yourself in.

I can forgive you damning me.

However,

however betraying man's honor

that I cannot forgive.

We have nothing but a duel.

When I start, walk 10 steps.

Then we will shoot each other.

We need a judge here.

Seonyoung, do it.

Count to ten.

Sure.

Ready, start!

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

Six

Seven

Eight

Nine

It's crazy,

all crazy,

really crazy!

It's a dream,

it's dream.

What we see, is it a dream in a dream?

Or does it look like a dream?

Damn these pari [Korean: pari = flies]

I saw on the news about

a pilot in pari [Korean: pari = Paris]

he threatened to crash into the control tower.

When he was questioned,

he said he just felt like doing it.

There are a lot loonies in this world!!

Executive Producer: Tae-Won Lee

Director: Myung-Se Lee

Screenplay: Myung-Se Lee, Chang-Ho Bae

Sung-ki Ahn

Shin-Hye Hwang

Chang-Ho Bae

Moo-Song Jeon

Guest Stars: Se-joon Kim, Chang-Min Son

Director of Photography: Young-kil Yoo

Lightning Director: Jung-Nam Cha

Music Director: Soo-chul Kim

Recording Director: Young-kil Lee

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