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Hello?
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Wait. Who was on the phone?
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Gah!
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Screw it. I'm out.
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I've been wanting someone
to pass me those dumplings
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for half an hour,
but I don't know how to say,
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"Gimme them dumps" in Mandarin.
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S04E16
Ride the Tiger
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Happy Year of the Tiger, Dad!
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Yeah, yeah, lots of luck and profits.
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What the heck is this?
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You know how much I love school dances.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I'm sorry. I totally meant to tell you,
but I forgot.
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So, this wasn't a deliberate
attempt to rob me of joy?
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No. I'm happy you know,
and really excited to go.
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Oh. Relief.
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So, who's your date to the dance?
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I don't have one yet.
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I've been waiting till Chinese New Year
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to ask out this girl I
have a crush on... Celeste.
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Why would you wait until New Year?
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Because according to the Chinese zodiac,
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it marks the official
end of my bad luck year.
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This year has been brutal...
Zits on the first day of school,
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girls ignoring me left and right,
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rogue sprinklers attacking me outside.
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I have noticed you've been wet a lot.
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Plus,
my letters to the editor of TV Guide
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in support of "Dharma & Greg"
didn't get printed.
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I mean, it is a solid show.
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Anyway, now I can ask out Celeste
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without fear of my bad
luck getting in the way.
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Hey, before you do,
you want some spritzes of my CK One?
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Not really.
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What are they doing?
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That's me trying to call you.
Why aren't you picking up?
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Uh... what?
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That's annoying.
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Hello?
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Hey, Pizza Town!
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I'd like to order an
extra-large Meat Lovers.
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No, Marvin...
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And some garlic knots and, uh...
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Louis, why are Jessica and
Evan speaking Chinese to me?
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They've challenged each other to see
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who can speak Mandarin longest.
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And as you know,
neither of them like to lose.
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You know what? I got to get to work.
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You guys can handle this one.
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Oh. Uh...
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Hello?
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Uh... yes, she is here.
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Uh, y...
I'm gonna put you on speakerphone.
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Hello, Jessica!
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It's Gus and Mey-Mey,
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The Gemini Award-winning co-hosts
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of "Good Morning Orlando"!
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Yay!
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Well... "Yay" right back at ya!
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Listen, we know it's short notice,
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but we would love to
have you on the show
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to promote your upcoming book,
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"A Case of a Knife to the Brain."
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Fun title!
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Stab! Stab!
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Oh, come on!
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Now, we're gonna level with you, Jess.
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We're also calling because
we're in serious hot water
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for not doing a segment
about the Lunar New Year.
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Yeah, Connie Chung called,
and she was... pissed.
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Welp, it's Friday.
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I gave you all week to do a
piece on the Lunar New Year,
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but you didn't do it.
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You failed me!
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Both of you are so uninvited
to my Kentucky Derby bash.
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I'm so disappointed.
I wanted you to meet Maury.
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What?!
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So, we cast out our diversity net,
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and we found you.
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She'd be happy to do it.
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- O...kay!
- Ohhhh, baby! That's wonderful!
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Fantastic!
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Have a lovely day!
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Bye. Diversity checked.
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What are you gonna do?
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You can't promote your
book speaking Chinese.
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I think you said something
about hamburgers.
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Grandma,
with the red envelope you gave me,
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I'm only $50 shy of my goal!
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I'm getting a subwoofer
for my future car.
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Get the keys, throw out the spare tire,
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and drop in a pair of 12s.
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And this package from Big Auntie
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holds the lucky money that's
gonna put me over the top.
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"To Sweet Evan"...
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"To Pretty Emery"...
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That's weird. Mine's not in there.
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Hi, Big Auntie. It's Eddie.
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Uh, so, we got your New Year's package,
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but you forgot to put
in my red envelope.
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I didn't forget.
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What?
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I didn't give you one.
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You and I have been in
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We have? Why?
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You know what you did.
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Whoa. Emery, you okay?
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No.
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I went to ask out Celeste.
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Why didn't you talk to her?
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Girls used to always approach me.
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You're only supposed to have
bad luck every 12 years,
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but I guess mine's never gonna end.
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You know, when I was 24,
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your grandma told me it was
my double-bad-luck year.
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I was in a new country,
struggling with English,
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earning pennies as a busboy.
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I could've accepted my
destiny of bad luck,
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but instead, I did something about it.
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What'd you do?
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I danced, son.
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I entered a dance contest,
and I danced hard.
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♪ I said a hip,
hop, hippie, the hippie ♪
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♪ Hip hip a hop,
and you don't stop to rock it ♪
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♪ Do the bang bang boogie,
say up jump the boogie ♪
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♪ To the rhythm of the boogie,
the beat ♪
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♪ Now, what you hear is not a test ♪
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♪ I'm rappin' to the beat ♪
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♪ And me, the groove,
and my friends ♪
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♪ Are gonna try to move your feet ♪
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I won that contest,
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and that win snowballed into
more good things in my life.
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Just like I did,
you can make your own luck.
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And it starts with asking
Celeste to the dance.
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That's a nice story, Dad.
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I just... can't take another rejection.
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♪ Mmmbop, ba duba dop, ba duba dop ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Ba du ♪
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As a dentist, it's vital that
I test the New Year's candy
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and take notes on what I'm up against.
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Mmm. Interesting.
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Dad!
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The new TV Guide came,
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and my letter to the editor was printed!
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- Oh, that's amazing!
- So amazing.
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I'd given up on it,
but maybe my luck is changing.
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What's his secret, Lou?
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I've sent letters to TV Guide for years.
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Well, let's just say his
secret is having a dad
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- who knows Kenny Rogers.
- What do you mean?
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Emery was in need of a
dance-related confidence boost,
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so I had Kenny pull some strings
and get his letter published.
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I'm still not following.
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I got Emery in TV Guide.
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How so?
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When you're done reading that rag...
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The New York Times...
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There's an amazing letter to the editor
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about "Dharma & Greg" in this TV Guide.
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"The writers of 'Dharma & Greg'
have done it again.
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I can't believe Greg's
gonna run for Congress.
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Emery Huang, Orlando."
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Very insightful, Emery.
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Remember what I said about
making your own luck?
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This letter is just the beginning.
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After breakfast,
I'm gonna go ask Celeste to the dance.
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The Year of the Tiger is here,
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and good things are coming my way.
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Ride the tiger high and hard.
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- To the moon!
- Sure.
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Thank you, everyone,
for coming to tonight's meeting.
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We will begin by taking a vote
on the new bylaw proposals.
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And by the way...
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Evan and Jessica.
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Thank you for that
traditional Chinese response
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to my well wishes.
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So, Evan has introduced a bylaw
proposing that we recognize
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Martin Luther King Jr.
Day as a neighborhood holiday.
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All those in favor?
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Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye.
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All those opposed?
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And the bylaw passes!
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Oh, congratulations, everyone!
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Especially all of our
African-American friends.
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Who... couldn't make it today.
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I can't figure out what I
did to offend Big Auntie.
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Could you talk to her for me
and ask her what I did wrong?
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You are? About what?
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Were they?
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Hello?
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Louis,
I need you to come down to the station.
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We have Emery.
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Son, are you okay?
What happened?
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I'm fine.
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I just wanted a big
gesture to impress Celeste
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before I asked her to the dance.
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But I guess Officer Killjoy over here
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has never seen anyone dove-up on a lady.
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I had no choice but to detain him
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for having unpermitted doves.
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Doves?
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But walking in a mesh tank
top with fireworks is okay?
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It's Florida.
That image was almost our state flag.
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This is "Jeopardy!"
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Thanks for the invite to
come by and watch "Jeopardy!"
274
00:12:06,732 --> 00:12:08,631
We've never been invited over via a note
275
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,605
being slid under the door before.
276
00:12:13,423 --> 00:12:16,433
Used to mark a
major division in a sentence,
277
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:17,668
it shares its name
278
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,670
with a section of your large intestine.
279
00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:21,438
What is, uh, uh...
280
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,573
col-col-colony?
281
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:23,574
Colon... right.
282
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,142
Yeah! I got it right!
283
00:12:25,391 --> 00:12:26,414
_
284
00:12:26,457 --> 00:12:31,322
_
285
00:12:31,428 --> 00:12:32,778
_
286
00:12:32,895 --> 00:12:35,776
_
287
00:12:35,924 --> 00:12:38,610
Hey, hey, no cheating, you two.
288
00:12:38,705 --> 00:12:40,824
The name of this extinct critter
289
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,193
comes from words meaning
"terrible lizard."
290
00:12:43,295 --> 00:12:44,227
What is Godzilla?
291
00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:45,195
Dinosaur... yes.
292
00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:47,564
Oh, man! I'm on fire!
293
00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:49,676
_
294
00:12:49,718 --> 00:12:50,901
_
295
00:12:50,969 --> 00:12:54,537
In 1949,
mainland China became a communist state
296
00:12:54,606 --> 00:12:56,573
with this man as its leader.
297
00:12:56,682 --> 00:12:58,571
_
298
00:12:58,656 --> 00:12:59,659
_
299
00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,277
- Who is Mao Zedong?
- You're right.
300
00:13:01,346 --> 00:13:03,313
Unh-unh! Nope, nope. Sorry, Evan.
301
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,548
You have to answer in
the form of a question.
302
00:13:09,236 --> 00:13:11,991
Yeah. "Jeopardy!'s" a tough game, kid.
303
00:13:12,065 --> 00:13:14,661
Hey, live a few years before
you take on the big boys!
304
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,027
Jessica,
are you really still doing this?
305
00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:20,429
You're going on TV tomorrow.
What are you gonna do?
306
00:13:26,804 --> 00:13:28,771
Emery, we need to have a serious talk...
307
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,736
Which is impossible while
you're wearing a mesh tank top.
308
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:43,653
Look, I know I encouraged you
to ride the tiger high and hard,
309
00:13:43,674 --> 00:13:45,587
but this isn't what I had in mind.
310
00:13:45,689 --> 00:13:47,923
I was just making my own luck,
like you told me to.
311
00:13:47,992 --> 00:13:49,725
And if Bryson hadn't stopped me,
312
00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:51,627
Celeste would already
be my date to the dance.
313
00:13:51,695 --> 00:13:53,328
I'm happy that your confidence is back,
314
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,997
but you're acting like
a different person.
315
00:13:55,099 --> 00:13:56,465
You're getting way too cocky.
316
00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:57,966
How is Emery cocky?
317
00:13:58,068 --> 00:14:00,102
You just said your name
in the third person!
318
00:14:01,205 --> 00:14:04,239
Look, when I won that dance trophy,
319
00:14:04,341 --> 00:14:06,742
my confidence was sky high.
320
00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:08,577
I could've gotten a big
head and bragged about it
321
00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:10,812
to everyone I knew, but I didn't.
322
00:14:10,881 --> 00:14:14,182
I remained humble,
because that's who I am.
323
00:14:14,577 --> 00:14:16,918
The Emery before your
bad-luck year was confident,
324
00:14:17,021 --> 00:14:18,725
but humble, too.
325
00:14:18,989 --> 00:14:20,941
I just want you to be you again.
326
00:14:21,158 --> 00:14:23,844
It's been so long since
something good happened to me.
327
00:14:24,427 --> 00:14:26,828
I guess I let it go to my head.
328
00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:28,363
But you're right.
329
00:14:28,465 --> 00:14:31,566
I can be happy with my
good luck and still be me.
330
00:14:31,668 --> 00:14:34,736
Ride the tiger low and
with measured enthusiasm.
331
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:39,073
I just saw an episode of "Frasier."
332
00:14:39,176 --> 00:14:41,709
They replaced Eddie the
dog with another dog.
333
00:14:41,812 --> 00:14:42,510
What?
334
00:14:42,612 --> 00:14:44,179
And I wrote this letter
335
00:14:44,281 --> 00:14:45,747
to expose that little charade.
336
00:14:45,849 --> 00:14:47,315
And you just got to use your connections
337
00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:48,883
to get it into TV Guide.
338
00:14:48,985 --> 00:14:50,385
Connections?
339
00:14:50,487 --> 00:14:53,354
Dad,
you're the reason I got into TV Guide?
340
00:14:57,561 --> 00:14:59,570
Relax your fist, Lou.
341
00:14:59,996 --> 00:15:01,462
Receive my letter.
342
00:15:08,865 --> 00:15:11,165
Hey, Celeste? I'm Trent.
343
00:15:11,281 --> 00:15:13,001
You don't know me,
but I'm here as an age-appropriate face
344
00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:14,614
so you won't freak out.
345
00:15:14,838 --> 00:15:15,837
Are you freaking out?
346
00:15:15,905 --> 00:15:17,271
Uh... no?
347
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,272
Great.
348
00:15:18,341 --> 00:15:20,108
Okay, Mr. Huang! All good!
349
00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:22,944
Hi! I'm Emery's dad.
350
00:15:24,102 --> 00:15:25,113
Didn't want
you to open the door
351
00:15:25,148 --> 00:15:27,482
and find a 40-year-old strange
man wanting to talk to you.
352
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:29,684
What's happening?
353
00:15:29,786 --> 00:15:30,952
Relax, Celeste.
354
00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:33,020
I'm your age,
so that makes all of this normal.
355
00:15:33,123 --> 00:15:34,756
Uh, there's a big dance coming up.
356
00:15:34,824 --> 00:15:36,579
Can you ask my son to go with you?
357
00:15:36,621 --> 00:15:39,090
It would really boost his confidence.
358
00:15:40,296 --> 00:15:41,528
Red alert. Red alert.
359
00:15:41,597 --> 00:15:43,297
Hush.
I'm talking to Celeste.
360
00:15:43,366 --> 00:15:44,732
Bogey on your six. Code blue!
361
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:45,699
Trent, please!
362
00:15:45,801 --> 00:15:46,734
Dad?
363
00:15:47,324 --> 00:15:48,506
What are you doing here?
364
00:15:49,508 --> 00:15:53,673
I think your dad's asking
me to ask you to the dance.
365
00:15:53,776 --> 00:15:54,976
What?!
366
00:15:55,577 --> 00:15:58,345
I know this looks bad,
but I was just trying to help you.
367
00:15:58,414 --> 00:15:59,813
I don't want your help
368
00:15:59,882 --> 00:16:01,748
You're the one who said we
have to make our own luck.
369
00:16:01,817 --> 00:16:04,703
But how can I do that when you're
trying to make my luck for me?
370
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:10,984
I know this didn't work out
how you hoped, Mr. Huang,
371
00:16:11,163 --> 00:16:13,358
but I still expect the free
all-you-can-eat baked potato bar
372
00:16:13,401 --> 00:16:14,895
you promised me.
373
00:16:18,025 --> 00:16:21,117
Okay, I forged a customs form
to prove your package was denied
374
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,513
so Big Auntie will believe your
story about sending the seeds.
375
00:16:26,848 --> 00:16:28,828
Then you'll help me figure out
why Big Auntie's mad at me?
376
00:16:28,913 --> 00:16:29,936
_
377
00:16:30,116 --> 00:16:30,580
Cool.
378
00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:32,100
_
379
00:16:32,248 --> 00:16:34,063
_
380
00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:35,477
_
381
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:36,775
I'm 14.
382
00:16:36,923 --> 00:16:38,316
_
383
00:16:40,321 --> 00:16:41,520
Yeah, I'm loaded with cat hair.
384
00:16:41,622 --> 00:16:43,722
I don't even know... I don't own a cat.
385
00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:45,891
I can't believe your mom's
going through with this.
386
00:16:45,993 --> 00:16:48,794
I mean, is she gonna do the
whole interview in Mandarin?
387
00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:52,349
_
388
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,798
_
389
00:16:54,872 --> 00:16:56,085
_
390
00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:58,471
Okay, kid.
I'm just gonna mic you up real quick.
391
00:16:58,587 --> 00:17:00,027
_
392
00:17:00,143 --> 00:17:02,444
Wait. No, no, sir. I don't think
he needs to be wired for sound.
393
00:17:02,496 --> 00:17:04,396
Lady, I'm just doing what I was told.
394
00:17:04,597 --> 00:17:06,496
Okay. He's good to go.
395
00:17:06,581 --> 00:17:07,546
Come with me.
396
00:17:13,693 --> 00:17:14,664
_
397
00:17:14,759 --> 00:17:16,733
_
398
00:17:16,838 --> 00:17:17,831
_
399
00:17:17,915 --> 00:17:21,842
_
400
00:17:21,895 --> 00:17:26,338
_
401
00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:28,987
_
402
00:17:29,272 --> 00:17:34,286
_
403
00:17:34,413 --> 00:17:36,133
_
404
00:17:36,228 --> 00:17:40,682
_
405
00:17:46,653 --> 00:17:48,085
Well played.
406
00:17:48,394 --> 00:17:49,988
You know who the real winner is here?
407
00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:52,289
A child's love for his mother.
408
00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:55,337
And the loser is you.
409
00:17:55,368 --> 00:17:57,585
Okay, I don't need a translator anymore!
410
00:17:57,627 --> 00:17:59,730
Let's get this kid out of here!
411
00:18:00,878 --> 00:18:03,200
That looks like fun.
Buy tickets to that.
412
00:18:03,268 --> 00:18:05,068
I thought you didn't speak English.
413
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,204
Must be a Lunar New Year miracle.
414
00:18:07,306 --> 00:18:08,638
So, at the end of the interview,
415
00:18:08,741 --> 00:18:10,340
I would like to address the camera
416
00:18:10,409 --> 00:18:12,442
to speak directly to Connie Chung.
417
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:23,074
I've been way out of
line the past few days.
418
00:18:23,994 --> 00:18:26,664
Getting that win at the dance
contest changed my life,
419
00:18:26,717 --> 00:18:29,726
and I badly wanted to
give you the same victory.
420
00:18:30,337 --> 00:18:31,952
Doesn't make what you did okay.
421
00:18:32,121 --> 00:18:33,134
I know.
422
00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:37,433
I felt so good after the contest
423
00:18:37,502 --> 00:18:40,767
because I made the choice to
go for it and make my own luck.
424
00:18:40,893 --> 00:18:42,805
I should've encouraged
you to do the same thing,
425
00:18:42,907 --> 00:18:46,475
instead of manipulating
things to make it happen.
426
00:18:46,578 --> 00:18:47,577
I'm sorry.
427
00:18:53,351 --> 00:18:55,851
This always brought me good luck.
428
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,687
Maybe it'll do the same for you.
429
00:19:07,741 --> 00:19:09,989
_
430
00:19:10,327 --> 00:19:12,290
_
431
00:19:12,722 --> 00:19:17,133
_
432
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:19,867
Guys!
433
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,838
_
434
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:28,823
_
435
00:19:30,396 --> 00:19:31,746
You paid off the judge?
436
00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:34,607
_
437
00:19:34,712 --> 00:19:36,686
_
438
00:19:37,055 --> 00:19:42,241
_
439
00:19:43,532 --> 00:19:45,334
I never thought of it that way.
440
00:19:45,555 --> 00:19:47,223
I'm gonna tell Dad I forgive him.
441
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:51,682
_
442
00:20:01,217 --> 00:20:02,550
Hey, Celeste.
443
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,218
I'm sorry about yesterday with my dad.
444
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:05,520
That's okay.
445
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:06,821
Dads are weird.
446
00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:09,524
Mine says "We needed it"
every time it rains.
447
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,859
I was wondering...
448
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,761
would you go to the
Spring Fling with me?
449
00:20:15,031 --> 00:20:16,631
Yeah. I'd like that.
450
00:20:26,276 --> 00:20:27,275
Dad!
451
00:20:27,377 --> 00:20:29,677
Celeste said "yes"! The jacket worked!
452
00:20:30,508 --> 00:20:31,879
Yes! I knew it!
453
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:35,394
Ooh. Okay, now you need some
moves to go with that jacket.
454
00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:36,714
Now, this is the Louis Special.
455
00:20:36,798 --> 00:20:37,852
You start out like th...
456
00:20:37,954 --> 00:20:40,054
No,
these aren't the right pants for this.
457
00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:43,628
_
458
00:20:43,712 --> 00:20:44,767
_
459
00:20:45,781 --> 00:20:47,585
_
460
00:20:47,638 --> 00:20:49,738
_
461
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:50,678
Boom!
462
00:20:50,732 --> 00:20:52,916
So, did you ask why she
and I are in a fight?
463
00:20:53,054 --> 00:20:57,064
_
464
00:20:57,138 --> 00:20:59,238
_
465
00:20:59,323 --> 00:21:01,934
So she blamed both of us
when the seeds didn't arrive.
466
00:21:01,991 --> 00:21:03,860
_
467
00:21:04,007 --> 00:21:06,751
_
468
00:21:06,825 --> 00:21:08,303
Subwoofer, here I come!
469
00:21:08,377 --> 00:21:11,458
_
470
00:21:11,713 --> 00:21:12,708
What?! Why?!
471
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:17,437
_
472
00:21:17,616 --> 00:21:19,653
_
473
00:21:24,244 --> 00:21:26,629
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