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- So, I got assigned
to this one rookie,
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and on his training day,
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I made him smoke angel dust
at gunpoint.
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King Kong ain't got
nothing on me.
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- Isn't that the plot
and tagline of--
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- The movie "Training Day"?
Yes, great observation, Tank.
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That's because it's based
on my life.
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- Lunch is over.
Bus your trays.
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Now, Peralta.
- I haven't finished
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my lemon cookie, bull.
- And you're not gonna get to,
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either.
Give it to me.
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- Oh, you want the cookie?
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prisoners: Oh!
- There's your cookie.
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- You're going in the hole.
- Oh, I'm going in the hole?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, bring it on!
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prisoners: [chanting]
Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!
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- Remember what you saw
here today!
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You can lock me up,
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but one day I'll get
out of here,
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and I'll come for you!
I'll come for all of you!
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Hey, Warden.
What's up?
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- Next time, don't wait so long
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to spit the cookie.
I've been waiting
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in here for four minutes,
and it's gross.
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- Yeah, it really is.
- Okay, snitch time.
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What's up with Romero?
- All right, he's got
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a "delivery" coming in
on Wednesday night.
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One of the cafeteria workers
is smuggling something in
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with the produce.
- [laughs] Great.
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See you Thursday.
- Wait, what?
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You're just gonna leave me
in here, in solitary?
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- You spit in a guard's face.
That's five days in the hole.
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- Yeah, but, I mean,
you made me do that.
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- Well, we don't want anybody
getting suspicious, huh?
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Have fun.
[knocking]
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Try not to go crazy.
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[door slams shut]
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- Okay.
No big deal.
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Five days is nothing.
I'm not afraid to be alone
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with my thoughts.
My thoughts are awesome.
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"Die Hard 6" on a cruise ship,
pizza bagel restaurant,
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my father never loved me,
I'm gonna die alone--oh, boy,
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that happened fast.
Guard? Guard!
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[upbeat music]
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*
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- A 300 call number
in the fine arts section?
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What is this, Beirut?
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- You know,
you don't work here.
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You don't have to reshelve
the books.
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- [snidely]
Well, someone has to.
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I'm so sorry.
I'm just really stressed out.
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You're a great librarian,
and I'm sure you're not the one
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who shelved this section.
- I am.
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- God, Debbie,
what is going on with you?
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[sighs]
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[object thuds]
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Debbie?
Is that you?
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Are you mad?
Because I think
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I've been more than fair.
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- Hello, Detective Santiago.
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Ah, no need for the gun.
I'm not here to hurt you.
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My name is Seamus Murphy.
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- Yeah, I know who you are.
Every cop in the city does.
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What do you want, Seamus?
- To help.
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I know your boyfriend
got framed.
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Maybe I could give you
the proof you need
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to take down the cop
that set him up.
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- You have something
on Hawkins?
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- She's about to move
5-million dollars' worth
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of stolen diamonds--
stones that tie her
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to the robberies.
I could tell you
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how to find them.
- Why would you do that?
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- 'Cause I wanna be friends.
I do you a favor,
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and one day,
you do me a favor.
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I don't know.
Think about it.
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But don't think too hard, huh?
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You only got three days.
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- [whispering]
Forgive me, books.
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Oh, God.
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- So, how was your first stint
in solitary?
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- [scoffs] It was nothing.
I held it together.
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Oh...Amy.
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When'd you get here?
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You've come for
my conjugal capabilities.
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You're looking real good, girl.
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[mashed potatoes plop]
Whoa, lost a booby.
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No matter.
I'll just build another one.
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More mashed potatoes!
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So, what happened with
that sweet intel I gave you?
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- Your tip was garbage.
We busted Romero's delivery.
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Get this--nothing but
toothbrushes,
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shampoo, and soap.
- Ooh, lemon verbena.
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Can I keep this?
- Yes, you should--you reek.
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- 'Cause you put me
in the hole.
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- Have you ever heard of Blizz?
- Yeah, the drug, right?
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- Uh-huh.
And thanks to your pal Romero,
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it's taking over the prison.
I need you to find out
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where he keeps his stash.
- [snorts] Well,
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I doubt he would tell me that.
I'm not exactly
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in the inner circle.
- Maybe you just need
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some extra incentive.
Find the stash,
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or I'll tell everybody
you're a snitch.
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- What? No.
They'll kill me.
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You don't want that, right?
It'd probably be a lot of
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paperwork for you.
- Oh, it's not.
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It's just one form,
and it's already filled out.
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We just have to staple
a picture of your corpse to it.
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- Great.
Prison...is great.
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[phones ringing,
staff chatting indistinctly]
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- He said I have three days
to decide.
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- We should tread lightly.
Seamus Murphy is the head
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of the most brutal crime family
in New York.
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- This is bad.
This is really, really bad.
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- Are you concerned about
Seamus Murphy,
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Detective Scully,
or were you having trouble
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with the jumble?
- Oh--the first one.
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- Murphy didn't ask me
to do anything illegal.
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He just wants me to owe him
a favor.
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- Right, but we don't want
to be indebted
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to a man like this.
- I understand,
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but we've been watching Hawkins
for a month,
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and we have nothing to connect
her to the robberies.
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Maybe we should
pursue other routes.
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- Um, some of us are already
pursuing other routes, Amy.
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This is Charles Boyle,
and you're listening to
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"Detective Peralta:
A God in Shackles."
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But first: this podcast is
brought to you by Fun Frames--
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make your spectacles
a spectacle.
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- And how is your podcast
supposed to
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get Jake out of prison?
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- I lay out the facts,
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people see he was framed.
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I build an audience.
I get a celebrity listener.
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It's Debra Messing.
She tweets a link.
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Now Sean Hayes is involved.
- Boyle, that's enough.
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- I know dealing with
a criminal is bad news,
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but I can't just let
Jake sit in prison.
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- Okay, maybe we can figure out
what Murphy knows
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without taking his deal.
He says that Hawkins is
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moving the diamonds
in three days.
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That's a new lead.
Let's work it
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instead of putting
your career in jeopardy.
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- Okay, let's give it a shot.
- [giggling] Whoo-hoo!
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That was also not
about the jumble.
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We're all excited
about the same thing.
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[purposeful tune]
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- [as Batman]
Did you miss me?
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[normally] Oh, my God!
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It's Jake!
Don't kill me!
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I was just doing Batman!
- What's wrong with you?
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Never sneak up on me.
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I was sharpening my shiv.
- Right, I'm sorry.
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It's prison.
I forgot.
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- What's up?
I'm busy, bitch.
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- Well, all that time
in the hole kind of
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got me thinking: I'm clearly
gonna be here for a while.
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I wanna live my best
prison life, and for me,
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that means doing more
for the gang.
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Now I was thinking,
specifically, I'd be great
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in and around
the world of drugs,
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because, let's be honest:
I'm not great at murder.
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What do you think?
- Nah, that's okay.
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I don't need any help.
- Totally, totally.
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You're great at what you do.
You don't need me.
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But, maybe...
I could learn from you.
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You know?
Sort of shadow you for a while
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and see how
your operation runs.
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Go from bitch to boss,
as it were.
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- Jake, you stop pushing it.
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You're gonna make me think
you're a snitch.
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And you know what I do
to snitches?
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- Give them
a public dressing down?
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- Castrate them.
- [inhales sharply]
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- And then I kick 'em to death.
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- Cool--cool, specific policy.
Love the attitude, love you,
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love all of this--okay, see you
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in the mess hall, Romero.
Bye, Romero.
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- Hey, I'm in a bind.
I need your help.
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- That's what friends are for.
- Well, "friends" might be
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a bit of a stretch.
I mean, you're a cannibal
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that ate six people.
- 9 1/2.
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- Yup, worse.
All right, here are my options:
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A, I keep pestering Romero
to tell me where the drugs are,
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he realizes I'm a snitch,
then he castrates me
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and kicks me to death.
- That's not great.
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What's option B?
- I back off Romero, never find
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out where the drugs are,
the warden tells everyone
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I'm a snitch,
and then Romero castrates me
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and kicks me to death.
- Mm, both options sound...
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- A little castrate-y?
Yeah, that's what I keep
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bumping up against too.
- Well, you know, whenever
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I'm backed into a corner,
I just do what I do best:
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I drive across country,
forge a new identity,
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and then take a job
as a camp counselor.
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- Oh, my God.
Caleb, you're a genius.
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- I wouldn't say genius.
That camp ran
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a pretty extensive
background check.
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- No, not that--your past is
a straight-up nightmare,
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but I need to do
"what I do best":
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be a cop, work the case,
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figure out where the drugs are
on my own.
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- And you tell the warden,
and the warden will
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bust Romero.
- And Romero won't think
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I'm a snitch, because he never
told me where they are.
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All right, this is gonna
be tough.
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I'm really gonna have to
thread the needle.
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- Ooh! I got really good
at threading needles.
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- Back when you were making
your skin suit, I know.
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Look, I like being friends
with you, but you have to
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stop bringing that up.
- But we're friends?
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- [stammers]
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- Moving $5 million
in diamonds
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is not an everyday activity,
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so Hawkins must be altering
her behavior.
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- She's not.
I've been tailing her for days.
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- Scully and I went out
to Flaxton Hill Farms
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to watch the guy who testified
for Hawkins.
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All he does is feed his pigs.
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- They eat seven or eight meals
a day--
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sometimes by force.
They're living the dream.
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- You know they get
slaughtered.
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- Worth it.
- Hey, I think
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I found something interesting.
I was double-checking
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last month's
surveillance photos,
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and I noticed this.
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Hawkins has two
different phones:
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her normal cell,
and then this one
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that only has one app
on the home screen--Snapchat.
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- Oh, she's up to something.
Snapchat messages disappear.
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You can send anything
to anybody,
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and after they see it,
it's like I never sent it.
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- Nobody ask Hitchcock
why he knows that.
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- Could we put a mirroring app
on her phone
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so we could watch
everything she does?
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- Oh, those work great,
but you have to physically
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have her phone to install it.
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- Nobody ask Hitchcock
why he knows that.
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- I know how we can get
Hawkins' phone.
239
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We get her to visit prison.
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They make you leave your phone
in your car.
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I wanted to record Jake
for the podcast,
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but they said I couldn't.
I had to have Terry on
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as a guest.
- I gave up my Saturday
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for that.
You said I did great.
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- I'm the host.
I have to say that.
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- So, all we need to do is get
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Hawkins to visit
someone in prison.
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- No, absolutely not.
What would I even say to her?
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- Well, perhaps you could
ask her to put in
250
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a good word for you
with the warden,
251
00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,211
so you can get extra yard time.
- So, you want me to beg
252
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the woman I hate for mercy.
Cool.
253
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,248
Oh, one problem.
How do I stop myself
254
00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,017
from smashing through the glass
and squeezing
255
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,952
the life out of her
with my bare hands?
256
00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,021
- Maybe you could
just imagine doing that.
257
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,223
It'd be probably just as fun
as actually doing it, right?
258
00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:17,891
- No.
- I'm with Diaz.
259
00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,593
Imagination is never
the solution.
260
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We just need three minutes
to get inside her car
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and install the app.
262
00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,634
- Okay.
I can grovel for three minutes.
263
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,669
But one second more--
- Yes, yes, we know.
264
00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,604
You burst through the glass
and squeeze the life out of her
265
00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:33,907
with your bare hands.
Well...I think we have a plan.
266
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[buzzer sounds]
267
00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,246
- Don't let them see us.
Blend in.
268
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- I gotta tell you, cop work is
a lot like cannibal work.
269
00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,684
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
270
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,619
The watching...
271
00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:47,587
the following...
272
00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,124
The waiting for soccer practice
to end.
273
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,626
- Come on, man.
274
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,930
- Did you see that?
Romero just went
275
00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,298
into the showers
for the second time today.
276
00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,067
- Well, maybe he just
likes to relax.
277
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,368
- No one is relaxed
in a prison shower.
278
00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,003
It's literally
the most tense situation
279
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,104
I've ever been in.
280
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,006
What's he doing in there?
281
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,775
That must be where he stashes
the Blizz.
282
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,943
Unless he's just having sex--
no, but he's a huge homophobe.
283
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,211
It's where he stashes
the Blizz.
284
00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:13,080
But...all homophobes are
secretly gay.
285
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,147
You know what?
It doesn't matter.
286
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,148
We'll check it out later,
287
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:16,650
when he's done.
288
00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:18,185
- Hawkins must be through
security by now.
289
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,653
Rosa promised us three minutes,
tops.
290
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,254
We'll get the phone.
Captain Holt,
291
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,389
can you distract
the lot attendant?
292
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,423
- I'm not Captain Holt.
293
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,158
I'm Joe Wozniak,
294
00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,660
here to see my girl in prison.
295
00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:31,098
And, to help me pass
as a straight...
296
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,067
Kevin's rose-shearing hat.
297
00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,336
[tense music]
298
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,672
*
299
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:40,373
- Little Rosa Diaz.
300
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:43,110
So, I hear you want me
to put in a good word for you
301
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,012
with the warden?
302
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,814
- Yes.
303
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,081
- "Yes," what?
304
00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:52,686
- Yes...please.
305
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,988
- I love this.
This is so much fun for me.
306
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,824
- Can I help you?
- I'm just trying
307
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,358
to work up the nerve
to see her.
308
00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:01,228
- See who?
- My female wife, Crystal.
309
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,731
I was cheating on her
with a waitress from Wing Sluts
310
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,833
named Jamie-Lynn.
One night,
311
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:09,402
when I was...philandering,
Crystal caught me
312
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:12,405
kissing Jamie-Lynn's...
heavy breasts.
313
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,375
She flew into a rage,
and now she's serving
314
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,310
five years
for aggravated assault.
315
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,479
- Hey, I'm sorry to hear that.
- Yeah, thanks, man.
316
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,081
Hey.
Bring it in?
317
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,818
Oh...
[inhales deeply]
318
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,386
- That's the signal.
Go!
319
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,789
- [sighs happily]
320
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,791
- Oh, the phone!
321
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:35,128
*
322
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,130
- Pretty please?
- More.
323
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:39,466
- With sugar on top?
- More.
324
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,502
- You should've
seen Jamie-Lynn.
325
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,137
She looked exactly like
326
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:47,274
"Maxim" Hot 100 honoree
Jasmine Sanders.
327
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,176
- 35 seconds on the download.
328
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,811
- It just seems like
you wanna be with Jamie-Lynn.
329
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,479
I mean, you keep talking
about her thigh gap.
330
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,147
- That's my favorite part
of a woman.
331
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,216
There's nothing
more intoxicating
332
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,518
than the clear absence
of a penis.
333
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,888
But, you're right.
I need to forget about Crystal.
334
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,355
Thanks for the advice.
335
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,358
I'm off to...
plow my mistress.
336
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,761
- More.
337
00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,196
- Time's up.
338
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,165
[rock music]
339
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,500
*
340
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,770
[both shouting, grunting]
341
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,442
- Diaz.
342
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,912
Hello?
Diaz!
343
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:28,481
You don't even beg well.
Have fun rotting in prison.
344
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:29,917
[receiver slams]
- Okay.
345
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,451
Thanks for coming in.
346
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,155
- So, you really think
this is where
347
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,857
Romero's stashing the drugs?
348
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,558
- I mean, it's a good idea.
There's no cameras in here.
349
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,560
What does Blizz look like?
- Like little white candies.
350
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,295
- Oh, I love candies--many say,
to the point that
351
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,864
it'll eventually kill me.
352
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,333
Hey, I found something.
353
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,335
Oh, twinsies.
354
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,871
What is this?
A melon baller?
355
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,305
Wait a minute.
356
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,241
Romero doesn't stash
the drugs in here.
357
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,309
He comes in here
to make the Blizz balls.
358
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,278
- So, he brings a brick
of drugs into the shower
359
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,480
without getting noticed?
- Yeah...
360
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,249
Oh, my God.
361
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,917
He smuggles the Blizz
into the prison in--
362
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,285
- The soap dish.
- No, in the soap.
363
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,553
It's in the soap.
- Oh, yeah!
364
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,955
That's much better.
I get it.
365
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,357
- I did it!
I cracked the case!
366
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,125
Hey, you don't think
you can get high
367
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,360
from rubbing drugs on, like,
your eyes and armpits
368
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,828
and up under your b-parts,
can you?
369
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:15,863
Whoop, you definitely can.
Here it comes.
370
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:16,930
Whoa-oh-oh, Caleb!
371
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,135
- And you know what else
I think--are you listening?
372
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,071
Huh? Are you, Mr. Warden?
I think we should be able
373
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,605
to decorate our own cells,
don't you? I mean, choose
374
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,407
our own wallpaper,
laminated flooring,
375
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,976
crown molding--my friend
Charles loves crown molding.
376
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,577
He says if it doesn't
have the crown,
377
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,479
you have to vote it down.
- Are you on drugs?
378
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,414
- Yes, and you should too,
you know? Get on my level.
379
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,482
Because quite frankly, we're
not on the same wavelength,
380
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,384
At agg--at agg, at agg.
381
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,618
That's weird, I can't say
the word "agg" anymore.
382
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,087
- Yup, you've done
a ton of Blizz.
383
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,554
- Yes, Blizz!
That's why I'm here.
384
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,023
Wait, why am I here?
385
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,892
- Blizz.
- Yes! Romero is smuggling
386
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,526
the Blizz into the prison
as bars of soap.
387
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,461
- Interesting.
Hey, that's good work.
388
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,463
- I know!
I am the smartest man
389
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,933
of agg time!
"Agg time."
390
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,134
Agg time!
391
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,169
Agg time!
That was it.
392
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,540
[door slams, Jake yelps]
393
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,641
Oh, man, I have
a lot of energy.
394
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,643
Wait, no--I'm exhausted.
395
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,012
I wonder if I can
touch the ceiling.
396
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:08,481
[grunting]
397
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,183
- Peralta.
- [gasps softly]
398
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,418
- Rombargo.
399
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,588
- Where were you
with that guard?
400
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,490
- Great question.
401
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,559
- [huffs] When is Hawkins gonna
unlock her phone?
402
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,428
We've been staring
at her stupid face
403
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,463
for 14 hours.
- I don't mind.
404
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,998
- This is a dead end.
Maybe I should call
405
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,566
Seamus Murphy
before it's too late.
406
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,201
- I thought we agreed
that's a bad idea.
407
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,536
- What other options
do we have?
408
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,004
- There is still the podcast.
409
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,572
- Guys, she unlocked the phone.
410
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,007
She's in the app
and she's typing.
411
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,576
"Diamond emoji in locker 805.
412
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,646
Bus station, Linden, NJ.
Pickup 5:15."
413
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,148
- We have one hour.
Let's move.
414
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,916
- Answer the question.
415
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,584
Why were you coming out
of the admin wing
416
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:47,154
with a guard?
- Um...
417
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,688
Okay, Jake!
Don't freak out.
418
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,457
Just stay calm.
You're on a crazy amount
419
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,125
of Blizz, but your brain
still works.
420
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:54,027
The warden was yelling at me.
421
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,695
- Are you on Blizz?
- What?
422
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,098
[chuckles]
What makes you think that?
423
00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,132
- 'Cause you just told us.
424
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,533
- Okay, Jake.
425
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,002
Don't freak out.
Just stay calm.
426
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,170
You're on a crazy amount
of Blizz,
427
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,504
but your brain
still works.
428
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:08,208
Yep, I am nips-deep in Blizz.
429
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:14,147
- Nice.
[laughs]
430
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,049
I was worried
you were still a cop,
431
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,218
but what kind of cop
does that much meth? [laughs]
432
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,520
- Well, no, no, not meth.
Blizz.
433
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,189
- Yeah, that's meth.
We just call it Blizz
434
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,556
'cause meth has a bit
of an image problem.
435
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,724
- Oh!
Oh, my God,
436
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,059
I guess I'm addicted to meth.
437
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,727
No, I'm not.
I just love it
438
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,728
and I am consumed
with the thought
439
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,197
of doing it again.
440
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:33,233
- So, now I know
I can trust you, huh?
441
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,202
I can tell you how
I smuggle in the Blizz.
442
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,070
- Oh, no, no, no.
You don't have to tell me that.
443
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,605
I don't even wanna know.
- As bars of soap.
444
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,107
- [sighing] Oh.
445
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:43,276
Smart.
- Congratulations.
446
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,145
You're one of only
two people who know.
447
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,747
- Ah...that's great.
448
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,249
Glad to be part of
such an elite group.
449
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,650
You know what?
450
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,219
I think my Blizz
is wearing off.
451
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,720
I should probably go lie down.
- Yeah.
452
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,089
The diarrhea's coming.
That is very common.
453
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,324
Don't let the volume scare you.
454
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,591
- Wait.
455
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,227
Volume as in noise or amount?
456
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,762
Oh, God, it's both, isn't it?
[inhales sharply]
457
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,764
- Okay, I've got eyes
on locker 805.
458
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,233
- I'm within sight
of both exits.
459
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,135
- Copy that.
It's almost five.
460
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,670
Where's Boyle?
- Shalom, Amy.
461
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,239
- Charles, what are you doing?
462
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,241
- Taking this undercover
mission seriously.
463
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,743
Seems like I'm the only one.
- It's a bus station.
464
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,012
We don't need disguises.
Anyone can be here.
465
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,213
- [scoffs]
Typical shiksa.
466
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,714
- I see movement at the locker.
467
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,550
He's opening 805!
Let's go!
468
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,751
- NYPD!
Get down!
469
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,253
- Down!
- Drop your bag.
470
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,621
[exciting music]
471
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,657
*
472
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,560
- No diamonds, just...this.
473
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,129
[phone ringing]
474
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,797
Hello?
- It's Hawkins.
475
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,667
When will you learn
that you will never beat me?
476
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,402
- You're not gonna
get away with this.
477
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,204
We're gonna take you down.
- It's over, Holt.
478
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,340
Checkmate.
Knight's bishop to queen five.
479
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,775
Buh-bye now.
480
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,143
[phone line beeps]
481
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,778
- She set us up.
482
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:52,779
- [sighs] Oy vey.
483
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,584
- What do you want, Peralta?
- Stop everything.
484
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,651
Romero told me that the Blizz
is in the soap.
485
00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,719
If you take away his supply,
486
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,288
he'll know I'm the snitch
487
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,589
and kill me.
- Nah, sorry.
488
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:03,656
I already made the report
to my bosses,
489
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,392
and they were very pleased.
490
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,794
Glen couldn't stop smiling.
Glen?
491
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:08,828
You don't know
what a big deal that is.
492
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,463
Anyway, you're too late.
493
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,099
We're confiscating
all of Romero's soap
494
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,666
as we speak.
- Okay, how about this?
495
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,135
Throw me in solitary.
Right?
496
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,536
That way, Romero
can't get to me.
497
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,704
- No, Glen's already
coming down on me
498
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,472
about giving
too much solitary.
499
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,308
And I don't wanna
piss off Glen.
500
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,809
Obviously.
- What if I spit on you?
501
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,344
You're the warden, right?
That's gotta be
502
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,445
at least a month in the hole.
503
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,681
Oh, man,
my mouth is all dried out
504
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,417
from doing the meth.
That's why you don't do meth.
505
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,487
[sarcastically] Ah, oh, no, no!
Don't tase me, man!
506
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,556
Remember that?
So funny--but don't.
507
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,325
- I don't understand.
508
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,460
How did she know we were
mirroring her phone?
509
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,429
- We had one chance,
and we blew it!
510
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,331
- I know you're upset,
but it's really hard
511
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,598
to take you seriously
when you still look like that.
512
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,334
- I used Broadway-caliber
spirit gum.
513
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,668
This baby is fused
to my cheeks.
514
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:49,836
- Squad,
I think I'm onto something.
515
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,138
I was listening to an episode
516
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,539
of Boyle's podcast.
517
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,540
- Not the one Terry was on,
I hope.
518
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,641
- No, of course not.
519
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,176
That one was problematic.
520
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,744
- What did I do
that was so wrong?
521
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,446
- It was the episode
about Flaxton Hill Farms.
522
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,580
The part where Scully said
523
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,115
the pigs were being force-fed.
524
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,451
These pigs weigh
more than 200 pounds,
525
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,353
which means
they're finishing pigs.
526
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,655
And why would a farmer
force-feed a finishing pig?
527
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,190
- I don't know
what finishing pigs are.
528
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,491
- Me neither.
- I'm totally lost.
529
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:12,592
- Because he was feeding them
530
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,593
something other than food!
531
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,827
- The diamonds!
532
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,463
She's moving them
inside the pigs!
533
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,465
- Let's move.
534
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,866
- I still don't get it.
- Nobody does.
535
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,368
They're just pretending.
536
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,569
- I can't believe this.
537
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,870
I'm gonna die in here, and then
538
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,538
you're gonna eat
my castrated body.
539
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,740
- I guess, but it'd be
a pretty boring meal
540
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,477
without dessert.
- Oh, my God.
541
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,479
Oh, no.
Romero's headed towards us.
542
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,181
And he looks angry.
- Well, he always looks angry.
543
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,682
Maybe it's not directed
at you.
544
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,617
No, now he's pointing at you.
545
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,686
This is bad.
- Yeah, I know it's bad.
546
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,756
- The warden took my entire
stash of soap.
547
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,792
Apparently, someone told him
it was Blizz.
548
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,894
- And you want me to help you
figure out who it was.
549
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,796
Well, it was Tank.
- No, it wasn't.
550
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,498
- Yeah, it wasn't Tank.
It was me.
551
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,765
Tank, I came clean
and saved your life.
552
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,767
Now you owe me.
- No I don't.
553
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,603
- I told you what
I do to snitches.
554
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,904
- Hold it, Romero.
- Caleb, what are you doing?
555
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,539
- It's okay, Jake.
I got this.
556
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,608
Peralta is my best friend.
557
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,942
If you wanna kill him,
you're gonna have to
558
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,478
kill me first,
because friendship...
559
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,847
[grunts] Oh, my God,
he stabbed me, Jake!
560
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,449
- Everybody,
get on the ground!
561
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,683
Now!
- You're next, Peralta.
562
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,552
You better sleep
with one eye open.
563
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,786
- Ow, ow, ow, ow.
564
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,456
He poked me in my tummy.
565
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,858
- Are you sure?
I need you to be sure.
566
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,460
- You were right.
567
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,794
Pigs' stomachs
were full of diamonds.
568
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,496
- That's it.
569
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,964
Everyone on the ground!
570
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,799
- Put down your weapons!
- You're being recorded
571
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,868
for a podcast!
You will sign a consent form.
572
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,870
- What's going on here?
- We found the diamonds
573
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:31,938
and Langdon confessed.
574
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,540
- It's over, Hawkins.
575
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:34,874
Pawn to king square five,
576
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,643
king's knight
to the third square
577
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,712
on the bishop's file,
queen takes on F7!
578
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,849
Checkmate!
Now, that's a chess move.
579
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:43,983
Buh-bye now.
580
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,952
- [scoffs]
581
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,288
- Peralta.
- [shouts]
582
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,689
Warden.
583
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,892
- Your squad busted
Melanie Hawkins.
584
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,561
- What?
585
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,596
- You're getting out.
Come with me.
586
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,265
- Okay.
587
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:01,801
Wait.
Can I do one thing first?
588
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,270
I wanted to say good-bye.
589
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,771
I can't believe you saved
my life.
590
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,573
- I would not do it again.
591
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,875
It really hurt.
- Yeah--but you did do it.
592
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,277
- And I regret it so much.
593
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,878
- Caleb, you're ruining this.
594
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,580
Look, I just wanted to say
thank you for everything.
595
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,782
You got me through this.
I'm gonna miss you.
596
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:16,849
- Aww.
597
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,651
Put her there, pal.
598
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,754
[both screaming]
- Guards, guards!
599
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:22,989
- Ladies and gentlemen,
please give
600
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,624
a warm Nine-Nine welcome
601
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,593
to Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz!
602
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,928
[cheers and applause]
603
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,630
- Ah, it's so good to be back.
- Amen, brother.
604
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:31,931
- Can I buy a free man a drink?
605
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,700
- I'd rather have a drink
of that mouth.
606
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,268
both: Ugh.
- I'm sorry, I just...
607
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:39,772
I love you.
- I love you too.
608
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,608
- Hello, I'm also back.
609
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,009
- Hey, Rosa.
- So, I heard you spent
610
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,711
some time in solitary.
Pretty dope, right?
611
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,279
- Uh...
612
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:47,914
[as Mufasa] Scar,
Sarabi and I didn't see you
613
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,716
at the presentation of Simba.
614
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,652
[as Scar]
Oh, Mufasa, did I miss it?
615
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,755
That's simply...awful.
616
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,557
I handled it well.
617
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,526
- Sir, I can't believe
your obscure knowledge
618
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,761
of pig-feeding charts saved us.
How did you even think of that?
619
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,996
- Frankly, I'm embarrassed
it took so long.
620
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:07,334
I should've realized the second
I saw those hogs.
621
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,635
[phone vibrating]
622
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:09,669
Excuse me.
623
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,006
Hello?
- So, Captain Holt,
624
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,309
did my information
prove useful?
625
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,044
Were the diamonds in the pigs?
626
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,779
- Yes, you were right.
- Good.
627
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,348
And now you owe me a favor.
628
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,384
And don't even think
about screwing me.
629
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,885
[phone beeps]
630
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,756
- Captain, we're doing toasts.
631
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,724
Everyone, raise your drinks!
632
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:35,728
the 99th precinct is officially
all back together!
633
00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:36,829
Nine-Nine!
634
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,365
all: Nine-Nine!
635
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,003
- Not a doctor.
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