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- Hello, everybody!
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- Hello!
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- You eilher loved him or you hated him.
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- He's fantastic.
He was such a fever pilch of excitemenl.
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- There is a different way of looking
al the world.
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There's a different way of acting
in this world.
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- The only true performance
is that which achieves madness
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and there are moments
where it achieves madness.
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I Here comes Darth with no shoes on. Jâ
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I Here comes Darth with no shoes off. Jâ
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I Oh. here comes Darth with no shoes on}
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I Here comes Darth with no sh-sh-shoes on. Jâ
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- ll's bizarre,
the bizarre world of Frank Sideboltom.
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- No oneâs ever ever seen him
with his head off.
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That was the big thing.
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- He existed to me and that was it.
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ldidn't want to know that there was someone
pulling strings or smoke and mirrors.
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Don't burst the bubble.
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- Frank was dead wary about
having his picture taken
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being transformed.
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If the camera came out, he knew,
he had a sixth sense.
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Frank didn't wanna be exposed
to being a normal human being.
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Which he wasn't.
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- Cheers!
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Jâ There's a chair over there i
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I That I usually share with you t
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I Where are you? t
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I And where did your Cello Man go? )
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Jâ Sad and upset a)
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Iâ And his only regret is me a)
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I'Cause where are me? Jâ
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t And where did your Cello Man go? i
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t Where are you? t
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- I think he was very popular at school.
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He was quite popular with the girls, I think,
as a 10-year-old.
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I don't think he had any problem
with bullying
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because what he would do,
he'd befriend the bully.
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You know, maybe make the bully laugh
or something.
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One lad who was a bit of a thug
was his minder.
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Christopher coped. academically
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although one art teacher said. "He has talent
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but his fantasy is not always a success."
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I think he was very happy on his own as well
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doing stuff, but then there had to be
an audience at the end of it.
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He wanted to entertain other people.
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So he had the Subbuteo club.
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- He used to have a Subbuteo League
with the lads from school.
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We'd go round each other's houses.
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You'd play on the floor or on a table
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but no. not at Chris's.
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You'd have to buy tickets beforehand
for the game.
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So. a paddock where the lads would stand up.
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You'd have a seating area at the other side
where the posh people went. you know
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with the hospitality-type stuff.
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Erm, programmes.
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You know, and that was at school.
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So you imagine he was thinking all this stuff
through his head at school.
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His head must have been buzzing with ideas
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and things he wanted to do.
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- For a while, we kind of called
ourselves the Space Brothers.
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We were into space in, you know,
a trippy kind of way.
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I had some LSD on blotting paper
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so it was easy to cut a section
of the blotting paper off
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so I could give him a small dose
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'cause I didn't know what it was gonna do
to me when lfirst took it
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and I certainly didn't know
what it would do to him
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but of course, it blew his mind as well.
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He just... never the same again.
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Well, you're never the same again
after you've experienced that.
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t Long ago in Bubbleland surreal Jâ
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Jâ Hard to imagine, so hard to feel i
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Jâ So tough to picture in your mind Jâ
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) Stretch your brain and you may find)
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)Gogglebubbleland)
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)Gogglebubbleland)
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- I'd be in bed, 11 o'clock, half 11 at night
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the phone would ring, it'd be Chris.
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"Oh, I've just got this new Beatles,
this Beatles bootleg."
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"It's fantastic, you've got to listen to it.
You've got to listen to it."
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And he'd start trying to play it to us
down the phone
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and you have to show a bit of enthusiasm,
'cause you're my mate
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but not at half 11, 12 o'clock at night.
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A folder of Beatles-related memorabilia,
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"The Story of Lennon & McCartney,"
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"The World's Greatest Songwriters,"
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and then on the next page,
there's a feature about some other artists
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which has just been crossed out
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so you don't have to waste time reading
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through anything that's not about
the Beatles.
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No time for Stevie Wonder.
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Even the advertisements
have been crossed out.
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There was an advert in the Daily Express
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saying, "Beatles, looking for new talent."
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I said to Chris, shall we just go to Apple
and play our songs?
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- When you first went down
to London, was it, you went to Apple?
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Er, yeah, my brother and |, Martin
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we had two acoustic guitars,
so we hitched down
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we got there nine o'clock in the morning
and we went in and sat down in reception
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and said, "We're not going
till you sign us up."
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And... I mean, they tried to throw us out
and everything
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but we wouldn't budge.
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In the end, a bloke came down
and he had a listen to us
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and he liked the stuff.
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So they took us in a studio there
a couple of days later
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and we did 11 tracks for them.
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- Halfway through the evening,
a guest arrived into the studio
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and it was Ringo Starr,
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and of course, Chris and l
were completely blown away
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especially when he spoke to us
and he said, "Hello, boys."
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That's all he said.
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The advice from Apple was go home,
get a band together
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and gradually work our way up
into show business.
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) But I know you won't let that happen
to you. )
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- We had a band title of Hard Sharks
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and we had a tryout
with a couple of other guys
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and we were called Big Cheese,
and that was about it.
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So we never got a recording contract
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and we never got a band together.
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We tried, but the inspiration faded
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and Chris and I went our separate ways.
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- So, my brother lost interest
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and I thought, well, I'm determined
to crack this business
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'cause once I start something
I've got to see it through.
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) Now that my life is over)
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) Now that my life is over)
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) And all my time's been spent)
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- We're going to investigate
the world of cassettes.
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) It's just another room by another place)
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) When suddenly the girl at the door
wears the same face you wear)
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) But it's me that's faced
with a double problem)
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) How can I decide?)
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) Wait. )
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- Don't forget, he would have been
doing all these himself.
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Doing the instruments, recording it,
copying it to tape
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doing the handwritten labels and stuff
so it was limited sort of editions he'd do.
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- I think they were not
a limited edition
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they were a limited addition.
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So if he got an order for one, he'd do one.
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- I spent about three, four years
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just going around record companies
and there was just no interest at all.
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- Is it true that you've got
a scrapbook
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crammed full of rejection slips?
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- Yeah, well, we've published one,
which was 104 rejection slips.
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- Do you never get disheartened
though when that's happening to you?
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- No, it always spurs me on, you know
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because I'm sure record companies
haven't any idea
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what they're doing at all and it's great.
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- There's one from
Factory Records,
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which at the top of it says
"temporary rejection slip."
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"Dear Chris, your real
rejection slip is in the post."
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- Most record companies,
the big ones,
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they get so many tapes sent them
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that they type up a standard letter
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and what I did was I typed up
my own rejection slip
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and all they had to do was sign it
and post it back to me
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and that was what I got back from Magnet,
just "nice try."
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- When I met him,
he came to work in the factory.
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Just sitting there and this guy walks in,
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you know, with bright red knee-high
leather boots
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and a green suede jacket and, like,
eyeliner on,
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and we went, "Oh, look at him!"
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Nobody dressed like that.
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Nobody dressed like that and he kept
walking in a factory
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to do a proper mundane
factory job dressed like that.
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| used to think, "God, is it Monday?
I can't wait."
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"I need to see this guy."
He was such a mysterious person.
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We went walking down the canal,
just talking and chatting away
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and just pushed me in the canal.
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Just completely out of the blue
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for no reason whatsoever.
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Next thing, I'm in the canal
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and, like, he helped me get out
and everything.
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I went, "God, you absolute stupid idiot."
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You know, I was covered in all...
the canal's notjust water,
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it's like gunge and all sorts,
and mud and slime.
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l was like, "My God, why did you do that?"
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And he just went, "I dunno."
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I think I tried to push him in,
but I couldn't get him in
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and then we just fell on the canal bank
and ended up kissing.
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And I didn't wanna kiss him,
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because it wasn't that kind of relationship.
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So I just went like that...
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And he says,
"You're a really rubbish kisser."
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I said, "It's 'cause I'm trying
not to kiss you."
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"That's why I'm a rubbish kisser."
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And then I just realized there and then,
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ljust thought, God, lam so in love
with this person.
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That was it, really.
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) In every way )
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) Paula, my love )
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) I couldn't last the day without you )
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- We'd only, like,
known each other a few weeks
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and he just says, "Should we go
and get married on Monday?"
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So lwent, "Yeah, OK, then."
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We went to work as normal
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and we'd booked in a wedding at the town hall
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in Sale for lunch time on our lunch break,
and nobody knew.
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- This is Christopher Sievey,
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just singing a few bits of tapes of mine
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to register to prove that they are mine.
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- We were really short on space
living in my mum's spare bedroom,
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and he always just adapted
to wherever he was,
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so we kind of pulled the wardrobe out a bit
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and there was this space
behind the wardrobe.
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Like, put all his recording gear in there.
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Me dad coming in and noticing all the plugs
he had plugged in.
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He'd just walk in, unplug the whole lot out.
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"You're not using all my electricity."
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- Kids, never be a pop-writing genius.
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- The Freshies were never part of
the in-crowd.
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- It was like a night out with your mates
for weeks and months on end.
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- They all had a similar insanity.
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That's why I thought they
were gonna be successful.
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- Tell you what we didn't take too seriously,
rehearsing.
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- Chris just had these classic songs as well,
and I thought this guy should be massive.
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This makes no sense.
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Why is he playing the Gallery in Manchester
to 100 people?
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He should be, like, number one in the charts.
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- You've just got to accept the fact
that somebody who was being not recognized
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and was still piling out these songs.
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- If you don't like the
songs of Chris Sievey
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there's something wrong with you.
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- They were just a pop band,
they weren't The Clash.
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They were The Freshies.
225
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- Where does the name
"The Freshies" come from?
226
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- ltjust meant nothing but
it sounded sort of bright and alert.
227
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So it stuck.
228
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:51,192
- I think it was him rebelling against all
the doomy overcoat brigade
229
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you know, all into Joy Division
230
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and everybody walking around like,
"I'm so cool."
231
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"I'm all in black."
232
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And, you know, Freshies,
totally opposite to all that.
233
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It wasn't cool, nobody thought it was cool
234
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,434
and he did it anyway, and it was great.
235
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- God, there's a lot of
dust on this needle.
236
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- You suddenly became aware that he was in
absolute control of everything he did.
237
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All the artwork is controlled by Chris,
238
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,636
all the recordings are controlled by Chris.
239
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,357
- Design a cover,
get them printed up
240
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,238
stick all the labels on,
and the covers together
241
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:46,916
you know, cart 'em around shops,
send out copies to DJs
242
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you know, the full works,
from start to finish.
243
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,153
You know, there's more satisfaction
from doing it that way.
244
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,316
- Well, I'll tell you, Michelangelo,
245
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,794
he used to go to the quarry
and dig out his lumps of marble
246
00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:00,308
and he used to wheelbarrow them back to base
247
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,237
because he didn't trust it to anybody else.
248
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,912
- Tell us some ofthe things
that you have done to get the band known.
249
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,919
- Erm, well, basically
I do daft things.
250
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,559
- Tell us about your escapades,
251
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:19,388
like the secret meeting while you were
promoting Yellow Spot at Stiff Records?
252
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:20,990
- While we're in Stiff,
253
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:24,191
Chris stole some letter-headed paper.
254
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:27,033
- I then wrote to everyone
in the record business
255
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,197
saying they were having a secret meeting
and you've been invited.
256
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:34,672
A&R men, managers, record company executives
257
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,439
even Elton John we wrote to, you know.
258
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,233
We sent this letter saying,
"There is a secret meeting
259
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,477
for a big signing and you'll
have to know what to say."
260
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,750
So the second letter went out and it said
261
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"What did you see?"
262
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,509
You have to say, "I see a yellow spot."
263
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,835
) What do you see?)
264
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:51,949
) I saw a yellow spot...)
265
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,078
- We'd, like, jam the phone line
for three days.
266
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It was driving them potty.
267
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:01,398
- And all these people turned up at Stiff
saying, "I saw a yellow spot."
268
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:05,673
And me and Chris were across the road
in the pub watching this.
269
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,592
There was people driving up in limousines
270
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,837
people getting out of cabs,
people in really flashy clothes.
271
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,717
And the idea was I was going to turn up
272
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:16,594
with a video cassette and, like, play it
to everybody in the business.
273
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,636
It turned out
they didn't have a video machine
274
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,114
that lifted the one I'd brought anyway
275
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,634
so I just got ticked off and sent home.
276
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:26,950
- Look.
277
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,632
Look, we're all on the telly.
278
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,994
- Isn't it good?
279
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,519
- We're all on the telly.
280
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,310
Wave.
281
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Wave, Stirling.
282
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,395
- Wave, wave, Asher.
283
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:45,511
I remember having a video
when nobody else even knew what a video was.
284
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,118
We had no, like,
things that everybody else had
285
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,798
but we had a video camera.
286
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,510
- Here we are, a quick look at
Asher's bedroom
287
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,869
before we paint it and it becomes
Mummy's bedroom.
288
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,876
Take that match out of your mouth.
289
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,314
Wave to the camera.
290
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,429
Where's the Dalek?
291
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,153
Behind you, oh, there it is!
292
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,914
What else is in here?
Shall we have a look what else there is?
293
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,831
- When we was young,
he'd done a Yellow Submarine
294
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,711
Sergeant Pepper mural in my bedroom.
295
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,437
- He did that when Stirling,
our first baby, was born
296
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,031
and it was for him, really,
because it was Sergeant Pepper.
297
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,355
- Well, it's Yellow Submarine,
it's child-friendly.
298
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:30,399
I don't think probably the full room
was what she had as her intentions.
299
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,112
It wasn't really a nursery
300
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,596
but it looked great as a nursery
and it was brilliant.
301
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,517
Aw, it was so good.
302
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:41,110
When Asher came along,
they needed to go into the bigger bedroom
303
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,912
and we needed to go into the small room.
304
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,633
So, he needed to paint over it.
305
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,791
It must have broken his heart.
306
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,271
We should have just kept it like that.
307
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:54,199
Oh, you live and learn as you get older,
you really do.
308
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,393
He was a great dad.
309
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,673
He was a really good dad before school.
310
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:30,518
Once the kids went to school
and started learning other stuff
311
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,275
he said to me, "I've lost them now."
312
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,515
"Because they're not my kids anymore."
313
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,916
"They're learning stuffwith other people."
314
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:42,318
He loved having them where they were doing
everything that he liked doing.
315
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,358
If they didn't wanna go to bed, well,
why are you putting them to bed?
316
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,913
They don't wanna go to bed.
317
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,279
Let them stay up.
318
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,351
- From growing up with it,
you think it's normal,
319
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,391
and you go up to other people's houses
320
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,159
and the dads are coming home from work
at half five, et cetera,
321
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,031
and that's when you sort of see,
"0h, hold on.â
322
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,513
"This is not how everybody else lives."
323
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,798
- Our house was very silly and daft
all the time.
324
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,515
- Mama...
325
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,874
- Hey, she's talking, isn't she?
326
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:09,835
- Mama.
327
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,757
- His favorite meal was cheese on toast,
328
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,950
but not your usual cheese on toast.
329
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,470
He'd put it under the grill,
and it wasn't ready until it was on fire,
330
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:18,748
actually on fire.
331
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,434
He'd wait until it was sort of aflame
in the middle.
332
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,118
That was his favourite meal ever.
333
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,590
- Because we'd grown up with that,
itjust felt normal to us, you know.
334
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,073
We didn't know it any other way
335
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,315
and I don't think I would
have wanted it any other way.
336
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,999
It was great fun growing up,
we had the time of our lives.
337
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,235
- He loved them kids
and he took them everywhere.
338
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,436
We all went together
everywhere as a family.
339
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,475
It was brilliant.
340
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,755
- So is it a case of
making money
341
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,156
making music, having hit records,
what's most important?
342
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,477
- Erm, well, actually
we want to get into video now.
343
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,273
We're starting making our own
one-hour programmes
344
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,719
and they're rubbish at the moment.
345
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,718
But hopefully we'll learn how to make 'em
over the years, you know.
346
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,950
- You reckon this
is the thing ofthe future?
347
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,673
- Yeah, I mean, it's early days
but it's gonna go video.
348
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,109
I think it's the same thing like 10 years ago
349
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,199
colour television was new,
but everyone's got one now
350
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,277
and I think in 10 years time,
everyone'll have a video.
351
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,675
- He personalized them,
which was fantastic.
352
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,274
- Can you see Stephen sat there watching us?
353
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:34,395
- Yeah.
- Can you?
354
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,270
- Yeah.
355
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,312
- So he's there in his front room,
"Hello, Stephen Doyle."
356
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:43,195
- Ooh, hello, Stephen Doyle over there
in Salford.
357
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,639
I hope this isn't scaring you too much,
actually.
358
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,997
- He was industrious at promoting himself
359
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,550
to a very small number of people.
360
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,028
- Roll titles.
361
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,877
- It's not stopping.
362
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,394
- 0h, right, well, let's just...
363
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:00,833
- Don't roll titles!
364
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:01,710
- Freeze frame.
365
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,429
- Please just stop for a minute, will ya?
366
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,110
- Hiya.
367
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,190
- 0h, hiya.
368
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,910
It was quite exciting living with him.
369
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,315
You never knew what was gonna happen.
370
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,756
It was like being on a rollercoaster.
371
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,072
You know, one minute you're up there
and the next minute you're down there.
372
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,314
You just never knew.
373
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,949
Just didn't pay any bills,
didn't think he had to pay them.
374
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,072
One day, the kids invited some friends
back from school
375
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:56,476
and sat them all, like, in a circle
round the telly
376
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,478
and put the cartoons on,
they're all watching cartoons.
377
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,910
The bailiffs knocked on the door
and walked in
378
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,077
took the telly, walked in,
look the telly away
379
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,236
out of the living room and out
380
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:11,268
and the kids were just staring
at the blank space where the telly was.
381
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,313
- Don't make me laugh.
382
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,071
- Chris came home, I said,
"They've taken the telly."
383
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,554
He went, "Oh, well, doesn't matter, does it?"
384
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,113
"We don't need the telly, do we?"
385
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,079
"I'll get us another telly."
386
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,671
"I've got this deal on the way."
387
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,915
"I've got this, I'm going to invent that."
388
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,599
"I'm going to London.
I'm talking to these people."
389
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:34,912
"We are going to be so rich,
you won't know what's hit you."
390
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,471
- Thank you, Roy and the TSDs.
391
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,398
Now, if there was a prize for the craziest
disc of the year
392
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,351
it would be sure to go to the next group.
393
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,789
They're called The Freshies,
and the title of this song
394
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,275
I'll have to read it,
"I'm In Love With The Girl
395
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,118
On A Certain Manchester Megastore
Check-Out Desk."
396
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:54,999
Beats me! The Freshies.
397
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,997
- And then came Virgin Megastore,
my first inkling
398
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,076
of how things can go wrong for Chris.
399
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,237
- That was, like, my first single
with The Freshies.
400
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,635
He just said, "Come down to me flat,"
just got in the kitchen,
401
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,033
he says, "It goes like this."
402
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:11,791
) In the biz, you get to meet
all the top people)
403
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:17,030
) Trouble is, they never seem to be
the sort we pull..)
404
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,389
- This is the break through,
this is the moment.
405
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,748
I! played itself.
406
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,717
All we had to do was literally turn up.
407
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,678
)'Cause I'm in love
He's in love )
408
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:30,077
) With the girl on the Manchester
Virgin Megastore check-out desk... )
409
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,798
- Chris Sievey and The Freshies
410
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,229
with a monster record to be a super hit.
411
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,317
) Manchester Virgin Megastore
check-out desk )
412
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:44,074
- The only thing that was right was the song.
Everything else was wrong.
413
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,395
- Were they stopped from using the word
"Virgin"?
414
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,349
- I wasn't allowed to play it
anymore because the authority, bless 'em,
415
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,833
said that it mentioned a trade name
416
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,916
and it was giving an unjustified plug
and all this business
417
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:58,078
so Chris went home again and he came up
with an alternative title line.
418
00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:01,556
)âCause I'm in love with the girl)
419
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,194
) On a certain Manchester Megastore
check-out desk)
420
00:28:07,637 --> 00:28:07,680
jmszaEsâSmisï¬vmmmsiwi-F;
JFSK§E§â?m52§tï¬Ã©mz Tâ pig;
421
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,955
- All it meant was, like, rubbing off
the vocal track
422
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,479
and just singing that again.
423
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:15,433
So we went back in there and accidentally
rubbed off all the guitars.
424
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,199
So we more or less had to start again
from scratch.
425
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,958
- Then you've got
the Top of the Pops thing.
426
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,236
Getting on Top of the Pops
at that time made or broke you.
427
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,551
- There was a call that the BBC technicians
had gone on strike
428
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,953
so Top of the Pops was cancelled.
429
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,110
- So the next time that we was due
to go on Top of the Pops
430
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,071
they says, "Yeah, but you've gone down now."
431
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:41,278
- It lost the momentum then.
Fate conspired against them unfortunately.
432
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,357
- It's all a catalogue of disaster, really.
Which is great!
433
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,234
- He pushed it and pushed it,
434
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,238
he did everything he could
to get it in the charts.
435
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,597
- It just didn't happen,
like it doesn't happen
436
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,200
for thousands of very talented people.
437
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:59,116
- He wrote one tremendous song
438
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:03,713
that in another parallel universe,
could have been a Number One.
439
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,591
- What number did it get to?
54, was it?
440
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,437
- Something like that, yeah.
- Is that all?
441
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,431
- Yeah.
) Megastore check-out desk... )
442
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,959
- He didn't seem to care.
443
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,076
- Do you get very depressed
about...?
444
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,270
Have you ever thought, right,
I'm gonna pack it all up?
445
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,799
- No, it doesn't bother me anymore.
446
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:21,989
- He was never thwarted.
447
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,829
- Ooh!
448
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,070
Nearly!
449
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,316
- 27 consecutive flops.
450
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,313
- It's like pulling teeth.
But all of them at one go.
451
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,118
- I think he was happy with the product
he was bringing out
452
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:45,359
because it was him,
anything else is not Chris.
453
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,760
- Always had the next idea
in his head.
454
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,316
He did work really hard at trying
to make things on his own.
455
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,514
- I also, like, have a solo career
as well,
456
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,710
purely because the others have said, "Eh?"
457
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,792
You know, "We're not doing that."
458
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,953
) Come clean what you know,
everybody wanna go)
459
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,433
) The Reds don't stand a bet )
460
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,750
- So I've done quite a few projects
which are...
461
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:27,516
you know, they're always absolutely,
you know, failures
462
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,676
but they just satisfy, again, a need
463
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,597
to want to do something else, you know.
464
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,551
I think he was trying to be edgy.
465
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,272
He's a tryer though, isn't he?
466
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,234
- But then of course he moves on
to new projects and things.
467
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,238
That's on the back burner, let's move forward
and move on with other stuff.
468
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,672
- A song about seat-belts...
469
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,314
on planes.
470
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:56,238
- | just saw it in Sounds magazine
and it says pop band "Freshies" split up.
471
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:02,233
- Only Chris would come back with
The Freshies, only it wasn't. Only Chris!
472
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,029
) Who said it couldn't be done? )
473
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:10,235
) We say it can and here's the fun...)
474
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,515
- Trying to be Dollar,
do you remember Dollar?
475
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,669
-Tight Fit.
476
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,909
- A bit Abba-ish.
477
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,792
) Fasten your seatbelts )
478
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,710
)Ooh-ooh... )
479
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,836
- I said, "It's just like a Eurovision song."
480
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:23,475
And he went, âThat's it, I'm gonna enter
the Eurovision song contest with it,"
481
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,430
and he did,
482
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,799
and it didn't get through.
483
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,440
) We're doing if, we're doing if,
we're doing it)
484
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,515
) We're doing it!)
485
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,518
- Well, I thought I'd done quite well
486
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,711
keeping up to date with these home computers
and video games
487
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,228
that any three-year-old can master
these days.
488
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,989
But there's a new development nowadays
that really makes the mind boggle.
489
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,599
It looks like a normal record.
490
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,836
- He just went out into Altrincham
one day
491
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,235
and he was supposed to be paying
the telephone bill.
492
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,475
- Yeah, what happened was I went out
to pay me phone bill
493
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,399
and I saw one of these in a shop window,
and I came back with this instead
494
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,589
which didn't please my wife.
495
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,591
- "I'm gonna make a computer game."
496
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,632
I went, "You're gonna make a computer game,
how are you gonna do that?"
497
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,236
- It gave me three months uninterrupted
programming without the phone going.
498
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,555
- So they cut off your phone?
- Yeah, they cut my phone off,
499
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,909
but it gave me three months
to learn to use the thing.
500
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,992
- And indeed, the A-side
is a very pleasant song
501
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,395
called Camouflage by Chris Sievey.
502
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,318
But play the B-side and it's a series
of beeps and blips
503
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:21,588
that make no sense at all.
504
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,512
- Certainly not quite so smooth on the ears,
Is it?
505
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,393
Now, Chris Sievey is the musician
behind that racket,
506
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,550
Can you tell me what on Earth it is?
507
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:34,359
- Erm, right, well, as a single, the A-side
is a conventional record
508
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:40,630
the B-side, though, contains three
computer programmes for the 2X81 computer.
509
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,357
Now the idea is, you buy the record
and you load the B-side
510
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,312
into your home computer.
511
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,274
It's just digital information
which the computer recognizes.
512
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,914
Then what you do is you turn the record over
513
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:59,080
and play the A-side
and you get a visual display with lyrics.
514
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,038
It's like a sort of cheap video.
515
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,799
- It was like the start of computer games
on disc, on vinyl!
516
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,680
) | find it hard picking up)
517
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,358
) On the things you do )
518
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,072
MUSIC PLAYS
519
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,917
) It doesn't do it for me )
520
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,757
) But it's no difference to you )
521
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,916
- I don't know how long
it would have worked for
522
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,918
because, you know, it would have degraded
pretty fast, I think
523
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,554
because it's not optical,
it was a needle, you know.
524
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,917
- People can buy it
purely as software or as music
525
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,349
but hopefully get involved
with the two together.
526
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,670
) What a world I'm up against )
527
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,233
) Can you feel that?)
528
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,396
- | just wonder
whether it's worth all the trouble?
529
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:47,070
- Really, it's beyond me.
If you're over 15, forget computers.
530
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,238
- I can understand now how my parents felt
about 20 years ago.
531
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,589
Chris, thanks very much,
and good luck to you, thank you.
532
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:56,514
- Sievey, Sievey, Sievey, Sievey!
533
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:02,229
)Oh, Frankie, Frankie,
Frankie, Frankie, Frankie)
534
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,157
) Frankie Sidebottom )
535
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,634
) Oh, Frankie, Frankie...)
536
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,553
- I can remember us going
to a fancy-dress party
537
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,952
and he made me a huge pair
of paper-mache boobs to wear
538
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,237
and he made a paper-mache head,
and it was Frank.
539
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,789
He called it John Smith at the time.
540
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,274
The head was quite popular.
541
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,312
I don't think my boobs quite took off
the same way, but...
542
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,356
Anyway, yeah.
543
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,198
And then he thought... I think he just
came up with the idea.
544
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:32,711
"I'm gonna do this," and he called it
Frank Sidebottom,
545
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,552
- Hello?
- Er...
546
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,479
Hello, er, could I speak to Chris Sievey,
please?
547
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:40,396
- To who?
548
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,958
To who?
- Chris Sievey.
549
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,911
Could I speak to him, please?
- You are speaking to him.
550
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,439
- What?
- You are speaking to him.
551
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,754
- What? Oh.
552
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,233
- This is.
- Pardon?
553
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,316
- This is Chris Sievey!
- Pardon?
554
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,429
- This is Chris Sievey!
555
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,836
- 0h, hello, Chris, er...
556
00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:00,517
l was wondering, er...
if you're playing any gigs tonight
557
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,279
because I'll get me bass guitar
558
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,071
and I'll come along and have a jam
if you want.
559
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,277
- I don't think Frank
was an act of desperation.
560
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,278
I think Frank was a complete accident.
561
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:18,873
Frank was supposed to be a minor character
as part ofThe Freshies' video output
562
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,629
and Frank was just a comedy element
just to pull this whole thing together
563
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,113
to get a complete video.
564
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,197
He thought what The Freshies need
is an obsessive fan.
565
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:31,153
- ) I'm in love with the girl
on the Manchester megastore )
566
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,873
)Check-out desk in Manchester)
567
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,908
- We're playing at Fagins
on 14th of May
568
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:42,238
which is Monday night, and there'll be some
other local bands on as well
569
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:46,558
and also Frank, who is our number one fan
570
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,158
and has been following us around for years.
571
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,990
- Sunday night, that's where I'll be
with The Freshies.
572
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:52,995
Here I come.
573
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,758
- Frank was obsessed with Chris
574
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,473
and suddenly appeared
like some kind of weird stalker.
575
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,511
- Well, here we are, just in time.
576
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,278
Sounds like support band's still on.
577
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,198
They sound rubbish, absolutely.
578
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,354
Oh, no! 0h, blimey, I've been missing them!
579
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,355
They're on already.
580
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:16,194
- It was around December 1962,
Chris did Frank for the first time
581
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,559
as his own support act.
582
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:21,553
- | only remember him being there,
and people being shocked by this bloke
583
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,433
with a big paper-mache head, as l was.
584
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:29,671
- All those years writing songs and then
he ends up being taken over by Frank.
585
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,274
- Eh, what?
- Hello, Chrissy, I'm Frank.
586
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:34,992
- What do you mean, you're Frank, eh?
587
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,634
- Oh, who's rattled your cage then?
588
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,477
- Look, I'm getting sick of you,
mate.
589
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,069
- That hurt!
590
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,680
Blimey, he's hit me.
591
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,552
- He just grew into a monster.
592
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,473
I think even Chris thought
Frank wouldn't get that big
593
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,556
but he just took over everything.
594
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:58,437
- You're such a trendsetter, Frank.
Do you think the world is ready for you?
595
00:36:58,680 --> 00:36:59,556
- Erm...
596
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,758
Oh, blimey, I nearly fell off then.
597
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,709
- In his mind, Frank Sidebottom
was a superstar,
598
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,115
and the sooner the world knew the better.
599
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,476
Starting offwith the people of Timperley.
600
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,916
- Forget Las Vegas, forget Paris,
601
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,592
New York and Milan.
602
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,952
We are in Timperley.
603
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,116
- I think it was the name, Timperley.
604
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,754
It gave this image of this nice, happy place
605
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,588
where some guy made music in his garden shed
that went out to the world.
606
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,992
) Oh, when you're feeling lowdown
and there's nowhere to go)
607
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,397
) Why not visit Timperley?)
608
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,955
)'Cause when you get to Timperley )
609
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,752
) You'll start to feel fine )
610
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:46,078
) And then you'll want to be in Timperley
all the time )
611
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:51,228
- His age was always 35,
so he was really a very overgrown child
612
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,430
still living at home with his mum.
613
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,355
- If he was in a big
conurbation like Manchester,
614
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,516
there are too many weirdos in Manchester.
615
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,949
Whereas in Timperley,
there's only one Frank.
616
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,631
- A lot of people,
they just saw someone
617
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:05,908
with a paper-mache head on,
618
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,110
and just thought, you know, leave him to it.
619
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,237
- Have you seen him
walking about in Timperley?
620
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,872
- l have seen him, yeah.
- Oh, have you?
621
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,148
- Yeah.
- Oh, very good.
622
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,670
You're making me go bright red now actually.
623
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,279
- Can I just try one of them?
624
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,117
- Is that alright?
- No, no, no, no.
625
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,230
I think it was Salvador Dali who said that
626
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:28,274
to become universal you must
first become ultra-local.
627
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,234
- Look at that thing!
628
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,509
Look at that thing!
629
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,192
Hey, look at them things!
630
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,956
Look at all them things there.
631
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,588
That's unbelievable, all that, isn't it?
632
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:44,869
You wouldn't believe it unless you saw it all
for yourself, would you?
633
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,076
- It's like having a peacock on your lawn.
634
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,788
You just chuck him some bird seed
every now and again
635
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:51,788
and clean up the shit.
636
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,952
- That way is the Timperley Triangle
637
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,151
which I'll tell you about some other time
638
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,952
but it's a very dangerous place.
639
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,116
I've been in it once and I came out
640
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,309
and I had no trousers on.
641
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,351
- It was falling between somebody
642
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,994
who's intentionally doing things badly
643
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,634
and somebody who was
actually doing things badly
644
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,359
'cause they'd lost it.
645
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,438
- The time is just right now for Frank
646
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,198
so I shall be conquering the world.
647
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,231
But me mum says I'm not
going on any world tour
648
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,633
till I've tidied me bedroom.
649
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,315
- Rather strange actually.
650
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,351
It does kind of remind me of a guy
who was in love with a girl
651
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,233
who worked in the Virgin Megastore,
but maybe I got it wrong.
652
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:31,594
- Little Frank!
653
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,193
Little Frank!
- Shh!
654
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,833
Little Frank!
- First of all...
655
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,279
- Little Frank!
656
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:40,074
- And then suddenly Frank has got a dummy,
657
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,676
Little Frank, and it's a stroke of genius.
658
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:49,030
- It is of course, the one and the only
Little Frank.
659
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,032
For those of you who've not seen him
660
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:04,713
Little Frank is me ventriloquist puppet,
so watch my lips very carefully.
661
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,713
- The only ventriloquist act
that I've ever come across
662
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,916
where neither ofthem's mouths moved.
663
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,595
- Hello, Little Frank, how are you?
664
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,759
Oh, I do his voice, don't I?
665
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,991
Hello, Little Frank, how are you?
666
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:20,639
- Oh, I'm very well, actually.
667
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,838
- A dummy venting another dummy,
it's classic.
668
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,472
- Little Frank is a puppet,
but is he sentient?
669
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,316
I don't know, but then Frank
himself is almost a puppet.
670
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,115
- He would be talking to him,
671
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,276
and he would be making
it difficult for Frank
672
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,710
and contradicting Frank,
and being rude to Frank.
673
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,597
He's like an unruly child,
674
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,196
and yet Frank was
controlling Little Frank.
675
00:40:56,240 --> 00:41:00,074
It was a ventriloquist dummy,
but with seemingly its own existence
676
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,839
which logic should prevent from happening.
677
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,792
That was the beauty of Frank's world.
678
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,836
It was founded on illogicality.
679
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,918
- I think there was some genuine jealousy
680
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,315
and resentment of Little Frank
from Big Frank.
681
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,799
He hated almost upstaging himself.
682
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:19,117
We'd do shows and I'd go,
"Have you got Little Frank?"
683
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:20,832
He'd go, Little Frank's not coming
to this one.
684
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,515
- He obviously used to be
fairly strict with Little Frank.
685
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,079
- You're on a final warning.
686
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:33,113
If you ruin anything I ever do again
then I'm getting rid of you.
687
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,436
- Little Frank obviously
played up to that.
688
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,433
Aw!
689
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,954
- Don't be swept along, he's only cardboard.
690
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,872
- It was one of his better gags, that one.
691
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,192
- What do you think of that, Little Frank?
692
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,998
- Oh, it's brilliant actually.
693
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:51,068
- Right, anyway, we want some tickets
to go and see American football.
694
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:52,519
So can we have them pronto?
695
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,591
- One of the first gigs
I played was in Chorley.
696
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,715
The audience went wild,
banging on the dressing room door.
697
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,268
If you went in the toilet,
they were hanging on the toilet door.
698
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,789
"Where's Frank, where's Frank,
where's he gone?"
699
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,918
You know, it was total Frank-a-mania.
700
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,676
Some of the gigs, people are shouting
"fuck off" and all this
701
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:22,632
you know, so it was dead varied, you know.
702
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:27,674
What Chris wanted to
do was create something
703
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,396
that entertained people,
and blow their minds,
704
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,996
and it blew their minds,
and it blew my mind as well
705
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,835
and it still does.
706
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,357
If I think about it too hard.
707
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,709
- So we started doing those gigs
and travelling about,
708
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:49,196
and really it was just an
excuse to get out the house,
709
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,713
dress up, get pissed.
710
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,670
| just remember those days
being just full of fun
711
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,915
and laughter, because
there was an endless supply
712
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,349
of stupid, but quite clever ideas.
713
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:03,872
- OK, a one, two,
a one, two, three, four.
714
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,556
Oh, blimey, where's me band gone?
715
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:14,233
- There's no kind of artistic merit,
and you're not going to get any groupies
716
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,357
so we had to choose people
who didn't care about kudos.
717
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,318
But that kind of underestimates me.
718
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,517
Playing in front of 300 people with Frank
719
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,353
lfelt was like unimaginable kudos.
720
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,599
- Some of those gigs, there was people
fainting at the front ofthe crowd
721
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:34,516
it was unbelievable.
722
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,996
Unless you were there at the time to see it,
people being dragged off, good times.
723
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,595
- It felt like you were
breaking the rules in some way.
724
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:49,595
How could you get away with playing this,
725
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:53,235
we won't call it shit, but this, like,
badly-played,
726
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:57,193
barely-rehearsed, bad versions
of other people's songs
727
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,719
and people loving it.
728
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,717
) Of the world.)
729
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,159
- When you got in the van with Chris,
730
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,794
you were going to enter
a slightly altered reality
731
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,195
and one time we'd been talking about
what you could do in the van
732
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:23,198
to while away the time,
and he'd come up with this idea of, like
733
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:24,673
well, you could have travel snooker
734
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,677
and then they picked me up in the van.
735
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:31,555
Chris had a half-size snooker table
over the back of the seats in the minibus
736
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,591
and so you were playing
snooker in the van.
737
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,752
Which you can't do, because any time
he puts the brake on
738
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,030
or changes... all the balls go all over
the place.
739
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,476
Apart from the fact you couldn't really
play snooker, you couldn't sit down.
740
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,431
But it was a joke, so it was worth doing.
741
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:58,199
- Another really fantastic gig
was at Wigan Bus Depot.
742
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,114
It's only a tiny stage
one foot offthe ground
743
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,549
but people were leaping off, stage diving.
744
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,148
He was show-biz royalty that night.
745
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,510
Has it kind of damaged you in any way?
746
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,828
- Yes, yes, it has damaged me.
747
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:36,951
- I don't think we'll ever
experience that again, ever.
748
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,553
- And on that sombre note...
749
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,437
)Oh...)
750
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:53,515
- Frank!
751
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:54,470
Frank!
752
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,239
- No, shake it a bit!
753
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:06,150
Shake it.
754
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,315
Come here, I'll do it.
755
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,595
- We love you, Frank.
756
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:15,678
- Shut the door, Tina. Is that it?
757
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,712
- Right, we're clear now, thank you.
758
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,191
In the good old days of GPO
759
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:25,155
| used to send out a thing called Com,
which stood for communication.
760
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,589
- They're actually works of art.
761
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,679
So much attention to detail in there,
and so much love and craft and effort.
762
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,513
I suppose that was the great thing
about the world of Frank.
763
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:37,439
It was just a document of his world at
that point, you know, what he'd been up to.
764
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,989
Absolutely nonsense really,
but they were great.
765
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,673
You know, this was pre-lnternet.
766
00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:44,075
You had to write to people,
and if you'd ordered some badges
767
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,588
you'd end up getting a
handwritten letter from him.
768
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,195
ltjust meant so much that
you got this handwritten note
769
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:52,037
from him all in lower case.
770
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,595
It was absolutely fantastic,
that level of communication
771
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,551
and attention that he put into it.
772
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,591
- Oh, Little Frank had a girlfriend,
didn't he?
773
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,269
That was marvellous.
774
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,473
- It's Little Denise!
775
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,311
Hello, Little Denise.
776
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:13,109
How are you?
777
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:16,435
- Her head went missing,
nothing to do with me,
778
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:20,996
and so he'd just bring the cardboard
body out, but still do the voice,
779
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,633
even though she never had her head.
780
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,512
Oh, here she is, Little Denise.
781
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:51,274
Two puppets alone in Timperley,
they were only cardboard
782
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:55,992
but they were so much in love
with each other.
783
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,836
You can see it in their cardboard eyes.
784
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:06,152
And they wait for a bus
'cause they are in love
785
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,399
and the bus goes straight by, brilliant!
786
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,553
- Wherever your head is, Little Denise
787
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:34,919
I hope you get it back soon.
788
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,313
...with Little Frank and Little Denise
with no head,
789
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:51,993
- Hiya, good morning,
welcome to the programme.
790
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,270
I nearly missed the start of the show today
'cause my watch is actually wrong
791
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,231
it still says 20 past nine.
Welcome to the programme
792
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,590
Christmas is nearly upon us
and Christmas means...
793
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,119
Well, for me it means chocolate money.
794
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,628
- You know, he did sort of hit quite
a high point where he was quite famous
795
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,796
and he was on all the Saturday morning
kids shows -
796
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,950
it was good money for him and easy.
797
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:12,432
- Now when | travel, I like to play Subbuteo.
798
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:16,230
- I didn't realize when l
was watching him on kids TV
799
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,590
that he was, like, a grown-up's entertainer.
800
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:23,557
Performers you get on Saturday morning
kids TV that were trying to be all wacky
801
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:27,070
he just seemed like this sort of
mental bloke.
802
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,709
Right, this looks safe as houses, just...
803
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,960
Eh, don't you think I look
absolutely ace, eh?
804
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,348
- What are you supposed to be?
805
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,958
- A hot-air balloon of course.
- Is that really a balloon?
806
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,069
- Eh, don't pull that!
807
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,118
Frank Sidebottom here actually,
808
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:48,948
finding out who's got a crush on who,
and who do they fancy?
809
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,513
Who do you fancy, Little Frank?
810
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,432
- I like cheese on toast.
811
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,954
- Stupid, you can't fancy cheese on toast.
812
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,190
- He saw them sort of
Saturday morning kids TVs
813
00:49:57,240 --> 00:50:00,630
as a sort of stepping stone to get a bit of
recognition to go onto do something
814
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,114
what he wanted to do,
rather than just sort of being a guest
815
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:04,434
on someone else's show.
816
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,790
- Don't forget he was trying
to get Frank launched
817
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,230
and it was a great launching platform
and everything, nationwide TV.
818
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,033
So I think at the time it suited Chris.
819
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,475
Well, it suited Frank and suited Chris.
820
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,551
- Me dad was never one for rehearsing
821
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,790
he just liked to do things
on the spur of the moment.
822
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,149
I think he would have rather if he could have
just turned up
823
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,875
and said, you know, you do your thing,
but they sort of tried to script him a bit,
824
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,912
which, when he's scripted,
he's never the same
825
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,235
so he couldn't express Frank as he wanted to.
826
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,113
- What he intented to do, every time,
was to come out and play
827
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,158
and that scared the shit out of people,
especially TV.
828
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,757
- The soundman, he warned me,
he says don't dip this in the wax like that
829
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,438
you know, because that's...
830
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:46,911
But what I have got is a brilliant,
fantastic puppet
831
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,474
I can dip in any old wax I like.
832
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:52,556
Right?
833
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:58,434
And by the magic of the
cathode ray tube or something...
834
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,357
And I'll burn the microphone if I want
835
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,113
and I'll put my foot in there.
836
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:13,352
- Everybody in TV wanted to draft him in
and try and borrow from what he did.
837
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,710
But the fact is he was a master
of creating his own world.
838
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:22,112
- I mean, we're doing this now
from the dead center of Manchester
839
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,838
which is this spot. Well, we're not...
840
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,076
I'll show you where the center is, right?
841
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,675
The dead center is just here.
842
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,751
Right, that's the dead center there.
843
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:35,555
- He was his own being.
He was his own comedy universe.
844
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,470
- Hello, I've come to sell me mum's house.
845
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:41,999
- You've come to the right place, sir.
846
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,958
Last year, SWEAG sold over £80 million
worth of property.
847
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,877
- Crikey, all this from one office?
848
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:50,237
- And 29 others in South and East Devon.
- That's, er, 30.
849
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,872
Do I pay for all of them?
850
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,434
- No, for a sole agency rate,
you'll be with us all.
851
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:58,593
- If sir's mum wants another home,
we have thousands to sell.
852
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,279
- And we can arrange a mortgage.
853
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,118
- That's fantastic!
854
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,798
Blimey, who are you?
855
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,552
- SWEAG, so good
we're almost big-headed.
856
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,358
- Did you know I did Wembley?
857
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,513
Look at that, a red pass for Bros.
858
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,277
- He had to announce Bros coming on
859
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,799
and it didn't go down well.
860
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,354
- I got booed by 55,000 people.
861
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,632
Do you know what that feels like?
862
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:37,591
I started off all right, you know.
863
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,350
"Hands up if you like Matt",
yeah, they all went.
864
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,670
"Hands up if you like Luke,"
yeah, they all went.
865
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,911
"Hands up if you like Bros,"
yeah, they all went.
866
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,796
Hands up if you've got Betamax.
867
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,594
Total silence in Wembley stadium.
868
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,351
And then it raised its ugly head.
869
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:06,315
"We want Bros, we want Bros..."
870
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,597
and that was just Little Frank.
871
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,154
- He didn't have a lot
of fine moments, did he?
872
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,910
- Frank is a
star in his own comic in Oink?
873
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,996
- Yes, that's right.
- And that's been running for some time
874
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,758
and made Frank very famous I think.
875
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,313
- Oh, yes, it has, actually.
876
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:25,397
- I seen his work as Frank, which I loved,
877
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:28,278
and also I knew that the style of his work
878
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,118
would fit perfectly into
this going against conformity
879
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:34,550
of traditional comics, because no other comic
would have him but Oink.
880
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:35,555
He was at home there.
881
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,720
- Well, I remember he did a cover for the
"Oink!" comic,
882
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:42,309
Frank was running to school as a child,
the background was a brick wall,
883
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,352
and he'd spent more time
dotting each individual brick
884
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,154
and putting details into the brick
that probably wouldn't have even been seen
885
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,350
'cause of the banners for the logo
for "Oink!"
886
00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:53,517
- He'd be late for deadlines.
887
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,790
Four or five hours later,
we look at our watches,
888
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:58,115
and Chris would come in and say,
"Hiya lads, here it is,"
889
00:53:58,160 --> 00:53:59,309
and it'd be worth waiting for.
890
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:02,678
- He'd be up all night
doing a page of artwork.
891
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:06,196
I said "Chris, we get 85 pound plus VAT,
892
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:07,713
just knock something off."
893
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,631
Money never entered into his head.
894
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,272
Well, that's obvious from the work.
895
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,557
Clearly this was a man on a mission
of rank insanity.
896
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:25,230
- It was a really stupid thing to do,
897
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:28,158
to put your home number out
for everybody to ring it.
898
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:29,832
It just completely took over.
899
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,997
Couldn't use the phone anymore.
900
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:38,073
) I said Timperley 969-1909 )
901
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:41,233
- Now that used to be my phone number.
902
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,358
And Little Frank did warn me, didn't you?
903
00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:47,551
- Oh, yes, I warned you.
904
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:52,309
- He would pick up and he'd pick up as Chris
and then go,
905
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,396
he'd say, "I'll just go and get Frank."
906
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,159
Obviously wander down the hall, come back,
907
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,111
come back as Frank, which is fantastic.
908
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,113
- He said, people are gonna ring you up.
909
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:08,319
I said they... people haven't...
they won't be bothered ringing!
910
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,790
Our phone never stopped.
911
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:14,151
- The phone would be constantly
ringing in the background.
912
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,596
Hundreds every day, all day long,
913
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:18,312
and all through the night as well.
914
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,920
In the end, we just didn't
even answer the phone ever.
915
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,030
We used to let the answering machine
answer it.
916
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:26,789
) I said Timperley 969-1909 )
917
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:30,674
- Hello Frank,
I think you're really fantastic.
918
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:32,119
Marvellous. Bye.
919
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:36,991
- What a load of rubbish.
920
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,316
- No message, ljust
liked your answering machine.
921
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,190
Bye.
922
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,678
- Hello, Frank, this is Caroline.
923
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:52,269
Now, I've heard all about
your papier-mache cock.
924
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,512
I'd like to sample some of that cock.
925
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:59,634
How about meeting me under the clock, cock?
926
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:02,513
Bring your papier-mache cock along with you.
927
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:05,034
Even better would be the real thing.
928
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,196
Thanks, cock, bye.
929
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:13,314
) Oh, yes, but please don't phone me up)
930
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:17,789
) Because me mum goes absolutely bonkers)
931
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:23,119
) She goes up the wall
and across the fantastic ceiling )
932
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,073
)Oh, yes)
933
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:28,072
- Do you see yourself
as the king of rock and roll?
934
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,519
- King of football, as well.
935
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,554
- Timperley Bigshorts FC.
936
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:35,309
"In Bigshorts we trust," was their motto.
937
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,598
This is the official club records,
volume one.
938
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:43,589
Here we have Frank Sidebottom,
good and fantastic for the game,
939
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,074
with Little Frank,
940
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,553
who is bobbins for the game.
941
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,910
- He says, "Oh, we're going to have
big shorts."
942
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:52,316
You can't wear big shorts,
nobody wears big shorts.
943
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,358
- So we had to go to a bespoke tailor
944
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,915
and get 15 pairs of big shorts
that went down to the knee.
945
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,548
- The players turn up like,
"I'm not wearing them."
946
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:02,555
"It's ridiculous!"
947
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,158
"Well, if you're not wearing them,
you're not playing."
948
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:07,277
- Division Three of the Manchester
Publicity Sunday League,
949
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:11,074
the chairman, boss and manager
is Frank Sidebottom.
950
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:15,638
The most important thing
is who's got the halftime fireworks?
951
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,709
- Nice photo of the Bigshorts there,
952
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,233
the pre-war team.
953
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,676
- He made a programme every week,
954
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:25,756
team talk's in there, the manager's notes.
955
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,473
It was a Sunday league team,
but as far as he was concerned,
956
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,670
they might as well have
been in the Premier League.
957
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,871
He wanted to make it as professionally
amateur as he could do.
958
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,638
- Right, listen, Steve,
I know we're playing
959
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,319
at the moment and I
could be distracting you,
960
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,271
but do you think we're
confident of winning here?
961
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:43,517
- Er, well, with five minutes to go, 6-3,
I think we might...
962
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:44,390
- Oh, look out!
963
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:45,270
Here they come!
964
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,351
- He played a
few games with the head on,
965
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,038
which didn't go down too well.
966
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:51,799
- We were playing against
the White Swan
967
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:55,037
and suddenly one of our players
comes off injured.
968
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:58,436
They said, "Francis,
you're gonna have to go on
969
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:01,631
and do the last seven minutes," so I did do.
970
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,513
- He probably couldn't even see
that the ball was there.
971
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,551
He just hung up front, goal hanger.
972
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,192
If he saw a glimpse of the ball,
973
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,593
just diving for it.
974
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,320
And at one point, he nearly
actually did score.
975
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:15,393
- The attendance at this
match was 28 people,
976
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:16,998
two dogs, and one puppet.
977
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:21,396
This book wasn't an official publication.
978
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:25,399
It was never meant to be
really seen by anybody.
979
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:27,590
It was just his own personal record
980
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:31,392
of the Bigshorts' success and failures.
981
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,909
In fact, the more failures,
probably the better.
982
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,757
- He wasn't bothered if
they didn't win the league.
983
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,199
As long as everyone that was playing
984
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,754
had a good time playing and enjoyed it,
he was happy.
985
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,438
I think he pretty much achieved that.
986
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:49,439
- Around the border
of a lot of the Frank artwork,
987
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:52,398
there was a kind of triangular design
988
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:56,792
which looked quite
decorative and quite random.
989
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,917
But he did mention to me
that within these borders
990
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:03,875
there was a code that
was related in some way
991
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,957
to the Enigma Code from
the Second World War.
992
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,998
- I remember he used to
draw borders around things
993
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:13,117
and have maybe little shapes around
that he would say was a secret code,
994
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,720
but I didn't know what the
code was because it was secret.
995
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,712
- Now he didn't tell me exactly
what the result of the code is,
996
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:19,988
but there is a code there.
997
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,953
- And if you interfered with his codes,
he then wouldn't be happy about it.
998
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,070
It's like if someone
used any of his artwork
999
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,714
to make a flyer for a gig,
and they took some elements out,
1000
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,797
he wouldn't be happy because then it would
break this code or something.
1001
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,912
- He always did codes, but I don't think
that was a code.
1002
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,196
He's just saying that to wind people up.
1003
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,958
That was just a little pattern.
1004
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,951
- He certainly would talk
about this all the time,
1005
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,228
and say it would all come out
1006
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:44,556
and you'd be amazed when
you find out and all this.
1007
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,354
And l was flummoxed by what he was saying,
1008
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:48,879
because he would never give anything away.
1009
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,273
He would always let it happen.
1010
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:55,434
- If you do want to spend three or four years
working it all out, we all want to know.
1011
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:58,796
Probably does say something like "The Beatles
were the best band in the world"
1012
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:01,400
or something like that.
Some useless information.
1013
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,914
- He took his creation very, very seriously.
1014
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:06,632
You know, his various looks,
1015
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,796
when Frank became kind of a rock star,
1016
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,193
and the different heads.
1017
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,590
The devil was in the detail and there was
a serious amount of graft went into that.
1018
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,638
However, obviously there
are Frank fans out there,
1019
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,989
and Chris said to me,
"Have you seen this?"
1020
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,235
I went, "What?â
He went, "Come and look at this."
1021
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:26,752
And he got out a photo album
with "not Franks" written on it.
1022
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,956
He went, "Have a thumb through that."
1023
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,071
Oh, my God, it was absolutely hysterical.
1024
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:33,995
Just shocking, really, really poor.
1025
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,554
I mean some were square, totally square,
1026
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,591
just a cardboard box,
you know what I mean?
1027
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,518
It's all the people who turned up at gigs
who've made their own.
1028
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:44,154
I mean, there were a few that were, like,
bang on, you know.
1029
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,151
There were better Little Franks
than Big Franks though.
1030
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,792
I think he's easier to make.
1031
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:51,069
It was just hysterical, and I remember
his wife going,
1032
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:52,553
"He's not got that out, has he?"
1033
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,511
"He takes it very seriously, you know."
1034
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,591
- We want Frank!
1035
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,989
- By arrangement
with Mike the Manager...
1036
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:00,951
- We want Frank!
1037
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,475
- And with
the very kind permission
1038
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:06,158
of Mrs Sidebottom...
1039
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:12,633
- So me and my mates had no idea
how many people would be in there.
1040
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:14,392
Walk in this tent, you know, it's like,
1041
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:19,639
Jesus Christ, there's 10,000 other people
absolutely fanatical about Frank.
1042
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:23,916
All you could hear was,
"Come on, let us in,"
1043
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:26,155
we wanna get in, we wanna see Frank!"
1044
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:30,592
People scaling this fence,
security almost like, "Get back!"
1045
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,756
You know, cattle prodding them back down,
you know.
1046
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,230
- We want Frank, we want Frank!
1047
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,350
We want Frank, we want Frank!
1048
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:39,078
- Hello, Reading!
1049
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:41,669
Let's go.
1050
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:46,390
) Oh, guess who's been on Match Of The Day?)
1051
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:50,519
) You have, in your big shorts. )
1052
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:54,315
) And guess who can play
fantastic football? )
1053
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:58,679
) You can, in your big shorts. )
1054
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,638
) Yes, I've got some very big shorts. )
1055
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,199
Thank you very much, good night.
1056
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,070
- When Frank
released his double album,
1057
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,799
the gatefold picture showed his bedroom.
1058
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:19,073
There was no way he could
have got to the bed,
1059
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:21,156
so he must have hemmed himself in,
1060
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:24,397
like the painter who paints
himself into the corner.
1061
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:29,112
And there he stayed, hemmed in
to being Frank Sidebottom.
1062
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:31,872
- Frank has now taken over.
1063
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:33,558
And it's not a conscious thing.
1064
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:36,518
He's gone into this great
subconscious ramble,
1065
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:39,871
ramble around our heads 'cause
he's messing with our heads.
1066
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:42,193
- It's the weirdest thing.
1067
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:45,795
You couldn't talk to Frank and get Chris.
1068
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,631
- I mean, I know there's
an awful lot of debate
1069
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,193
about that amongst people who knew him,
1070
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,310
and some people say absolutely not,
1071
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:57,556
Chris knew that Frank was just an act
1072
01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:59,352
and it was like nothing, and then other
people say, no,
1073
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,118
I think it's a lot more complicated
than that.
1074
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:03,390
I mean, I veer towards the latter,
1075
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,317
I think there was something going on.
1076
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:07,439
- It was always what Frank would do,
1077
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,596
not, "I'm going to do this as Frank."
1078
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:12,359
It was two separate personalities.
1079
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:15,000
There was Chris Sievey and there was
Frank Sidebottom.
1080
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,790
- | feel he became more than an alter ego.
1081
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,719
It was a schizophrenia
almost that was involved.
1082
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,637
He was someone else, you know.
1083
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,911
- Frank was a real person, whether he was
1084
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:28,520
in front of 500 people or
whether he was in front of one.
1085
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:33,793
You know, it wasn't Chris.
It was very much a split personality.
1086
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:36,516
- Where Chris ended and Frank began
1087
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:39,120
was absolutely straightforward and easy.
1088
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:40,388
He put the head on, he was Frank.
1089
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,909
- I can't prove to this day
1090
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,952
that Frank Sidebottom was Chris Sievey.
1091
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:51,150
It could be a bullshit story
that Chris Sievey's
1092
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:54,749
put around that he was
Frank Sidebottom, for all I know.
1093
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:50,995
) Drifting )
1094
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:54,711
) Slowly )
1095
01:04:56,640 --> 01:05:00,349
) Moving with the tides )
1096
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:08,116
) Separate the days )
1097
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:13,596
) Thinking of not thinking)
1098
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:20,319
) Just flowing between the sheets)
1099
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:26,911
) Sheets become the clouds )
1100
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:35,234
) And clouds just keep on drifting)
1101
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:38,717
) Slowly... )
1102
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:44,594
)lt's Frank's Fantastic Shed Show )
1103
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:48,589
) You know it is, it really is. )
1104
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,073
- It was shot in big studios at Yorkshire TV.
1105
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,271
It was like Emmerdale was half the building,
1106
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:03,436
and Frank's Shed Show
was the other half of the building.
1107
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,596
It was a big set with a full audience in.
1108
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,436
All of us thought, "Oh, yeah,
we're on the telly."
1109
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:11,038
You know, this is going to be it,
1110
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:14,436
it was going to change all our lives,
and Chris made you feel like that.
1111
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:17,188
He had unlimited optimism really,
1112
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:20,078
and confidence that it
was all going to be great.
1113
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:22,869
- I actually first met Paul McCartney
1114
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:25,593
when me and John were looking
through me mum's catalogue.
1115
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:27,471
We saw him modeling some underwear.
1116
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,593
- I think they really broke all the rules
1117
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:39,148
to allow it because it was so insane.
1118
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:42,995
- Come on, have a go, bobbing for Betamax.
We've got some brilliant films here.
1119
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:44,155
Let's get them in.
1120
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:45,838
Right, come on, have a go, madam.
1121
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:47,598
Get your face right in there, that's it.
1122
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:50,193
- 0h, I'll tell you a
great story about Autocue.
1123
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,435
- Oh, yes, I like good stories about...
1124
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:56,070
Yeah, go on.
1125
01:06:58,040 --> 01:06:59,075
- Frank!
1126
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:02,036
- Tell us a good Autocue story, yeah.
1127
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,674
I'll have two of what you're drinking.
1128
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:08,471
- I just think that ruined him.
1129
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:10,876
He was there, he had it all,
1130
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:14,037
and... I don't know,
1131
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,594
somebody like that with
a compulsive nature,
1132
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:17,993
with too much money.
1133
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:19,953
He just went off the rails.
1134
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,239
How did he ever get chance to mess around
1135
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,111
and do all the things
that people tell me now,
1136
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:33,038
because we were so close, it's mad.
1137
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:36,193
And I know that he loved me.
1138
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:38,557
You know, there's no doubt about that,
1139
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:41,990
but I think he also loved a lot of other
women as well.
1140
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:43,952
) Drifting )
1141
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,634
) slowly )
1142
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:47,954
It was a downward spiral.
1143
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:50,354
And it's a shame.
1144
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:55,312
- The gigs put food on Chris's
table and paid his rent.
1145
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:58,079
This is the idea...
often Chris wouldn't pay his rent
1146
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:01,908
'cause he forgot and couldn't be arsed,
or would prefer to spend it on cocaine.
1147
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:05,712
The man was a comedian,
what do you expect?
1148
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:23,229
- He could hold his drink.
He could take an awful lot of abuse.
1149
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,755
) Keep on drifting)
1150
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:29,912
- When you're all drinking,
you can't tell who the real drinkers are,
1151
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,991
and it's only as the rest of you slow down
1152
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:34,076
then you meet people who
are still going for it,
1153
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:37,192
and you think, oh, this is
something different isn't it?
1154
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:41,471
- Being Frank, I don't know
if he wanted that really.
1155
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:44,194
I think that was just a bit of nonsense
he did for a laugh
1156
01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:46,351
and it turned into something much bigger.
1157
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:49,678
It was frustrating for him that he wasn't
a pop star
1158
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:52,439
and he ended up this guy with a cardboard box
on his head.
1159
01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:58,269
- I did learn from him
that he was depressed,
1160
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:00,993
and he was annoyed that he
had to do Frank Sidebottom,
1161
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:04,038
and not what he really wanted to do,
which was to become famous writing songs.
1162
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:10,674
- You know, the Frank thing just really
had taken over his life.
1163
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:12,793
It was a fraction of his talent.
1164
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:16,277
- Here you've got a mutually
symbiotic relationship.
1165
01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:18,396
The dummy can't survive without you,
1166
01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:20,232
you can't survive without the dummy,
1167
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:21,953
so you grow to hate it.
1168
01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:26,517
- He didn't drink when the older two
were growing up.
1169
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:28,676
It was just like when Harry came along.
1170
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:40,112
Don't bite it!
1171
01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:43,193
I did realize that he was quite drunk
quite a lot.
1172
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:48,155
There was one time when l was about
nine years old,
1173
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,675
he's taken me into the town center,
1174
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:53,598
he's been in the pub while I've gone
round the shops or whatever.
1175
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:57,553
I've gone back to meet him and he can't walk,
and I've had to carry him back,
1176
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:01,519
and he'd, like, fall over and get cuts
on his face and stuff like that.
1177
01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:03,359
It never really bothered me,
1178
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:06,676
but it was just quite hard
trying to deal with
1179
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:09,109
looking after your
dad when he's leathered
1180
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:11,230
when you're quite at a young age.
1181
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:15,919
- He'd go missing for days on end
and come back in a complete state,
1182
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,389
and I didn't know where he was,
what we was doing.
1183
01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:20,431
He'd turn up absolutely wrecked, you know.
1184
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:23,631
We'd already been evicted from one house,
1185
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:27,468
and then we were threatened with eviction
with the next house we were in.
1186
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:30,398
I thought, "That's it, I can't do it,"
1187
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:34,673
and | just took the kids and we went to live
in a hostel.
1188
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:39,915
- And in five, four, a one, two, three, four.
1189
01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:49,590
You tend to think, "Oh, I've got 50 quid,
1190
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:54,870
and then forget that you're
supposed to give half
1191
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:56,399
of that 50 quid to the tax man.
1192
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:15,959
- Take it away!
1193
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:18,634
- And he was thousands
and thousands in debt.
1194
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:21,871
I said to him one day, "Is that a new
credit card you've got?"
1195
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:23,273
He said, "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah."
1196
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,754
He always had every intention
of paying everything off.
1197
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:27,398
He never paid anything off.
1198
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:32,039
- He was done for 30,000 pound back tax,
so he had to go to court.
1199
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:34,270
And he stood up in the
dock and the judge said,
1200
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:35,912
"This is a very serious matter.
1201
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:38,071
Have you considered a payment plan?"
1202
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:41,278
And Chris said, "Would a pound
a week suffice, my lord?"
1203
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:43,152
And the judge said, "No, it would not!"
1204
01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:01,188
- Frank, can I ask you,
with your tax problems,
1205
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:02,832
can't you afford an accountant?
1206
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,109
- An accountant!
1207
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:07,630
I've got enough problems with me puppet.
1208
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:12,235
I can't even afford to keep him,
never mind an accountant.
1209
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:15,712
So if you're watching at home and you can't
afford an accountant,
1210
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:18,077
get a puppet.
That's my advice.
1211
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:21,791
- I think he'd gone bankrupt
and he turned it into art.
1212
01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:24,395
- Let's get it filled in, what's me name?
1213
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:26,355
- Frank.
1214
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:27,396
- Yeah.
1215
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:31,353
How do you spell Sidebottom
or is it Sl-DAY-BOT-EM?
1216
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:34,234
- It's the lifestyle, it's the art thing.
You're in it or you're not.
1217
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,792
- He used to write
me letters saying how much
1218
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:48,308
he missed us and everything,
and he wanted to be back together,
1219
01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:51,238
and | always knew we would get back together.
1220
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:55,398
I don't know, I think he seemed
to sort himself out a bit
1221
01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:57,192
and he ended up coming back again, so.
1222
01:12:58,080 --> 01:12:59,559
- You know, he was an alcoholic,
1223
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:02,997
and I did actually take him
to the doctor's at one point
1224
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:05,429
and sat in the doctor's with him.
1225
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:08,790
When he admitted that he did need help,
1226
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:11,070
you know, that was a big step forward
for him.
1227
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,477
- He did stop drinking for a while then
1228
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:16,557
and then when he did go back,
it was sort of in moderation.
1229
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,797
But I think he did a lot of damage
1230
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:23,715
to the family sort of without realizing it.
1231
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:27,950
- He lost a lot of opportunities 'cause
of his own way he was,
1232
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:29,719
his artistic bent, I suppose.
1233
01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:31,554
He couldn't be controlled.
1234
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:39,076
- I heard a rumor that
he'd stopped performing.
1235
01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:41,351
- There were
times when he stopped doing it
1236
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:45,598
and where the whole thing
just seemed to be lost really.
1237
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:51,593
- This is Christopher's
Job Seeker's Allowance book.
1238
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:55,914
After years in show business,
1239
01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:58,674
he had to sign on the dole
because he was broke,
1240
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:01,400
and this is his back-to-work plan.
1241
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:03,994
He was fed up with being self-employed
1242
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:06,031
and I think he was just
looking for something
1243
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:08,150
where he didn't have
all the responsibility.
1244
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,995
- Like, I found him thatjob
at HOT Animation.
1245
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:12,917
I thought, "God, this is just what you need,
1246
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:15,030
go and see these people,
you're gonna love it."
1247
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:17,675
- This letter arrived,
this was a sort of CV
1248
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:19,910
of all the writing credits
that Chris Sievey had done.
1249
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:22,396
Through most of our little
sort of chatty interview
1250
01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:26,353
he spent his time looking
to one side or the other,
1251
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:27,958
didn't really look at me.
1252
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:30,839
I said, "OK, well, would you like
to have a look around the studio?"
1253
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,228
He was just entranced,
1254
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:34,475
and he just thought everything
was fantastic in there.
1255
01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:36,954
"I must work here, I'm gonna work here."
1256
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:40,550
I explained to him that we hadn't
really got any jobs at the moment.
1257
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:42,751
The next day, he just turned up.
1258
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,631
He just kept turning up every day.
1259
01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:46,992
He was there from that day on, really.
1260
01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:50,756
Chris was actually really a very good
craftsman as well.
1261
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:52,950
So these things he had to
make for Bob the Builder,
1262
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,753
or some of the other
programmes in different styles,
1263
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:56,949
he could adapt to.
1264
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,672
His craft work was beautiful.
1265
01:14:59,440 --> 01:15:01,556
Gradually came the day where I think
1266
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:05,036
he had more ambitions than
staying in the props workshop,
1267
01:15:05,080 --> 01:15:07,719
which he enjoyed,
but he started to say to me,
1268
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:09,591
"I've got all these other ideas."
1269
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:12,799
I think he was engaging less in the company
1270
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:14,353
and he decided to move on,
1271
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:17,395
actually through mutual agreement.
1272
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:22,510
- We still had our ups and downs
with his drinking hinges and stuff,
1273
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:25,996
but he was getting back on track,
1274
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:29,469
and then, er...
1275
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:36,237
he ended up leaving me after all that
anyway, so.
1276
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:42,239
| just thought it'd be better
if he moved back into the house
1277
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:44,350
'cause it was full of his stuff.
1278
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:46,118
You know, the cellar was full of his stuff.
1279
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:49,596
It was easier for me to just move out
and start afresh.
1280
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:53,077
So I just went to the town hall
and got my own divorce.
1281
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:56,829
I think it cost me 35 pounds,
and it was the easiest thing.
1282
01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:59,633
I remember Chris calling round
one day and he just said,
1283
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,875
"I just got this letter, we're divorced."
1284
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:04,673
"Do you wanna go out for
a drink to celebrate?"
1285
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:05,989
But we didn't.
1286
01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:07,909
Yeah, it was weird.
1287
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:11,955
We just got divorced dead easily
after all those years.
1288
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:16,717
After, like, 26 years, itjust ended
just like that.
1289
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:20,673
- | used to drop my
children off at school,
1290
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:23,234
and we'd go pick him up
and we'd drive to HOT,
1291
01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:24,594
and he wouldn't say a word.
1292
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:26,948
Not one word was spoken.
1293
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,115
He wouldn't speak to me.
1294
01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:29,991
You know, it took a
while to get to know him.
1295
01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:33,829
) Well there's a girl I know )
1296
01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:36,269
) And you've just got to go)
1297
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:40,318
) To see her degree show )
1298
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:43,228
) 'Cause she's the only girl)
1299
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:45,716
) In all the world)
1300
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:49,315
) Who's art'll move ya)
1301
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:52,153
He lived on his own.
1302
01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:58,919
We spent a lot of time together,
but he wanted that space,
1303
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:01,952
and he would have been
impossible to live with.
1304
01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:06,108
I wouldn't have been able to handle it,
I don't think.
1305
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:11,516
He certainly had a deeper
melancholic side to him.
1306
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:13,158
I would say he was quite troubled.
1307
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:15,949
The only thing was
probably walking the dog.
1308
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:18,594
You know, he loved his dog
and he would take her out
1309
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:20,517
and make sure that she was all right.
1310
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:25,435
Frank was something that just wasn't part
of his life at that point.
1311
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:27,433
He talked about it occasionally,
1312
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:30,517
but very, very like it was
something that he'd done.
1313
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:32,519
It was in the past.
1314
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:37,873
I think he felt he hadn't
been recognized as Chris
1315
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:40,030
for what he was, and that bothered him.
1316
01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:43,836
He wanted to be recognized
for everything else he'd done,
1317
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:45,074
not just for Frank.
1318
01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:49,080
He would never say that he was an artist.
1319
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:50,997
He didn't think he was an artist.
1320
01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:53,588
It was natural to him,
he didn't have to try.
1321
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,073
It's just what he was.
1322
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:59,114
He would spend hours and hours and hours
with no sleep,
1323
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:01,879
no food, to get something
how he wanted it to be.
1324
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:05,679
Every day, another idea came in, if not more.
1325
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:08,555
It didn't matter what format that came in,
1326
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:10,989
if it was film-making, drawing, painting.
1327
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:13,750
- One of the events
that he liked to record
1328
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:15,836
was the sunset in Timperley.
1329
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:20,111
If there was a sunset,
you'd probably see Chris
1330
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:22,799
on the bridge, capturing it for posterity.
1331
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:27,628
A little bit obsessive, but good thing
to be obsessive about, sunsets.
1332
01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:55,509
- And now it's time for...
1333
01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:03,555
- He said, this time I want to control it,
1334
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:05,989
and | only want to do it for so long.
1335
01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:09,874
- When Chris decided
to resurrect Frank Sidebottom,
1336
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:12,992
he had what he called his Five Year Plan.
1337
01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:17,268
The plan was to make Frank more famous
than he'd ever been before,
1338
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:19,880
and then at the zenith of the five years,
1339
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:22,514
he'd publicly take off Frank's head
1340
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:25,518
and announce, "It's me, Chris Sievey."
1341
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:27,238
"It was me all the time."
1342
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:30,750
Then finally freed of the
shackles of being Frank,
1343
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:33,308
he'd be able to create art or music
1344
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:36,073
or whatever he wanted,
as himself, once again.
1345
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:38,309
- And I'm filming.
1346
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:48,318
Hello, Frank Sidebottom here.
1347
01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:56,990
- There would have been at least a dozen
kids parties,
1348
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:58,268
what Frank would have done.
1349
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:01,435
People used to ask,
"Will he bring Little Frank?"
1350
01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:03,789
'Course he's going to come,
you know, so.
1351
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:05,877
- And if you start any nonsense,
1352
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:07,876
and people start liking you at all,
1353
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:09,757
then you're going
straight back in your box.
1354
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:11,159
Is that understood?
1355
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:13,959
- Aw!
1356
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:16,873
- He's only cardboard.
1357
01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:20,959
Thank you, thank you.
1358
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:24,035
- What he said was, he opened the floodgates.
1359
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:26,310
- Are you ready to raise
the roof about this high?
1360
01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:28,271
You know the worldwide web?
1361
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:30,711
Have you got the number?
I need to phone 'em up.
1362
01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:35,911
- Norman's Piano Bar in Ambleside
is probably best just forgotten.
1363
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:38,071
There was only three of us there,
so it's probably...
1364
01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:40,315
but saying that though,
he did put the full show on
1365
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:43,392
and he did do the full
two hours to three people.
1366
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:48,229
- His little animated series on the boat.
1367
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:49,759
He didn't talk about doing it.
1368
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:52,030
He didn't wait or go around pitching it.
1369
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:53,639
He went home and he made it.
1370
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:57,070
) Oh, did you know that animation )
1371
01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:59,390
)Is the very latest thing )
1372
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:03,118
) So here is my interpretation )
1373
01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:06,112
) That's guaranteed to entertain
and make your heart sing)
1374
01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:07,673
- This is me, fishing.
1375
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:10,479
Oh, I like fishing.
1376
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:12,437
- Couldn't we just film it like this?
1377
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:14,478
- Frank's World, it's called.
1378
01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:18,036
And we're doing a deal at the moment
to make another one.
1379
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:20,435
When I say, we've done a deal,
I've done it with meself.
1380
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:24,511
And welcome to the Magical Timperley Tour,
1381
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:28,918
a fantastic trip round my local town,
which is dead good.
1382
01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:32,949
- What a brain child, what a barnstormer
of an idea.
1383
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:37,478
Small groups of people making
a pilgrimage to Timperley
1384
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:40,080
to be blessed by this monk-like figure.
1385
01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:44,310
- Keep your eyes on the road, madam.
1386
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:48,595
As I said, there's a green grocers
on the corner there,
1387
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:49,755
but it's shut.
1388
01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:53,349
She doesn't know.
1389
01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:00,394
One post box is for left-handed people
1390
01:22:00,440 --> 01:22:02,829
and one is for right-handed people.
1391
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:17,871
- Channel M was The Guardian Media Group's
experiment into local television.
1392
01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:19,639
- And stand-by Frank.
1393
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:20,556
- I'm ready.
1394
01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:24,195
) Oh, it's my proper telly show)
1395
01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:27,557
- When he came back, he had his own show,
and you go, this is fucking brilliant,
1396
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:30,194
and it was only going out
within Manchester cable TV.
1397
01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:32,599
- He was like, "I'll do it for free."
1398
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:34,119
"I'll do it for nothing."
1399
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:38,318
He just wanted complete creative control
and somehow he managed to get that.
1400
01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,550
) You know it is, it really is )
- Thank you.
1401
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:43,030
Right, now you've got a new song out,
haven't you?
1402
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:44,911
- Yes, l have.
- Did you write that?
1403
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,029
- I did, yes.
1404
01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:47,752
- What colour pen did you use?
1405
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:49,950
- I don't remember.
1406
01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:53,510
- The guests were purely a
stooge for Frank to bounce off.
1407
01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:55,676
- David Soul was, I think,
1408
01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:58,632
very confused and wanting to leave.
1409
01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:02,196
- Do you have to sign loads of autographs?
- No, only on, er, checks
1410
01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:03,753
and credit cards.
- Oh, right.
1411
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:05,631
Do you have to copy it off the label
in your vest,
1412
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,079
or do you know your name off by heart?
1413
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:08,155
- I know it mostly by heart.
1414
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:13,189
- If you created a list of the hundred most
non-asked questions on a chat show,
1415
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:14,679
Frank would have covered them.
1416
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:16,512
- Have you ever been on an airplane?
1417
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:18,391
- Once or twice.
- What's that like?
1418
01:23:18,440 --> 01:23:19,509
Do you have to hold your nose
1419
01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:21,198
when you go up in the clouds?
- These are really good questions.
1420
01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:22,912
You know, nobody's ever asked me
questions like this before.
1421
01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:24,473
- That was good, wasn't it?
1422
01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:27,112
- Oh yes, very entertaining.
1423
01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:29,549
- Well, nice of you to say so, Little Frank.
1424
01:23:30,960 --> 01:23:33,474
- Flying over to America, doing one gig
1425
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:34,748
and flying straight back.
1426
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:36,274
Who would do that?
1427
01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:39,030
Oh, Frank called us up and--
1428
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:40,149
- Frank, not Chris.
1429
01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:42,077
- I'm coming to America.
1430
01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:45,510
) Well I went over to the USA )
1431
01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:47,514
) To take New York)
1432
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:49,158
)It only takes a day )
1433
01:23:49,280 --> 01:23:53,671
) I did a gig, I did a telly, I did a radio )
1434
01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:57,237
) And then I said I really have to go )
1435
01:23:57,360 --> 01:24:00,511
- He lost his passport, and he said,
oh we have to cancel.
1436
01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:02,630
I can't go home, I don't have my passport.
1437
01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:04,119
We will find it!
1438
01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:07,038
- Come back in like six months,
I'll have a rest.
1439
01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:08,678
- We need a rest.
- I'll get some sleep.
1440
01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:11,154
- I'll just go and conquer America
1441
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:13,919
and come home for tea,
you know, like you do.
1442
01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:16,395
- He had to get home to walk his dog.
1443
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:18,836
- Right, we are pushed for time here,
1444
01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:21,952
so now I'd like to do all four sides
1445
01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:23,718
of The Beatles' White Album.
1446
01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:27,831
- There was one year, my dad asked me
1447
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:29,359
what I wanted for Christmas.
1448
01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:32,278
So I just kept saying to him,
'All lwant for Christmas is you.â
1449
01:24:32,440 --> 01:24:35,557
And he keep asking me, and l was like
'Dad, all I want is you.â
1450
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:36,953
'All I want for Christmas is you.â
1451
01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:39,550
So anyway, I've gone
round on Christmas day,
1452
01:24:39,640 --> 01:24:41,073
and I've gone into the living room,
1453
01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:46,114
and he's head to toe completely
covered in wrapping paper,
1454
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:49,996
and he's just stood there
straight with a cig in his mouth.
1455
01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:53,559
Just smoking this cig,
completely wrapped up.
1456
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:57,159
It's the best Christmas present
I've ever had.
1457
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:02,068
- Hey, you used to be the drummer
in The Smiths, right?
1458
01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:03,712
- Mmhmm.
- Tell us about that.
1459
01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:04,994
- 0h, erm...
1460
01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:06,918
It was 1982,
1461
01:25:07,320 --> 01:25:11,108
and a mate of mine called
Pete Hope that I used to live with,
1462
01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:13,031
he used to know Johnny Marr.
1463
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:15,992
- I'm... I'm gonna have a shower.
See you in the morning.
1464
01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:33,359
) I said hey you, bank account manager)
1465
01:25:33,480 --> 01:25:35,357
) please can I have a loan )
1466
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:39,116
) I'm thinking of getting, one of your)
1467
01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:42,749
) low rate endowment policies )
1468
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:44,950
)'cause when | get older)
1469
01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:50,356
)lwould like to know
I'm secure in me old age )
1470
01:25:50,480 --> 01:25:53,438
) I said, hey, you bank manager)
1471
01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:55,716
) please, can I have a word in your ear )
1472
01:25:56,240 --> 01:26:01,360
)I am a street rapper who
wants to be secure in old age)
1473
01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:08,795
- I invited Chris to do a solo exhibition
1474
01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:11,440
about Frank Sidebottom's world.
1475
01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:14,633
He wasn't precious about
any of his work at all.
1476
01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:18,116
He would use masking tape,
Sellotape, whatever was at hand,
1477
01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:19,832
and he would just shove stuff up.
1478
01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:23,271
He didn't really care about the
mode of display or whatever.
1479
01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:25,231
If you had a six inch nail,
he would have used that,
1480
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:27,874
you know, straight through the middle
of a beautiful drawing if it meant
1481
01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:29,194
he could get it up on the wall.
1482
01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:31,633
You know, if you really wanna do it,
1483
01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:33,591
you've got to do it 24/7, and he did.
1484
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:39,118
In that sense, he's a tragic romantic
19th century artist in the Garret figure.
1485
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:41,549
You know, he's Zola and Balzac.
1486
01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:45,036
We got into Artforum, one of the most
1487
01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:47,469
important international art magazines.
1488
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:49,716
They'd asked lots of different critics
1489
01:26:49,760 --> 01:26:51,990
to name their top ten exhibitions.
1490
01:26:52,480 --> 01:26:54,948
In at number three was Frank Sidebottom,
1491
01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:56,194
"Chelsea Space is Ace."
1492
01:26:57,880 --> 01:27:00,997
One of the big questions is
kind of who makes the work?
1493
01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:02,479
Was it Chris that made the work
1494
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:04,272
or was it Frank that made the work?
1495
01:27:04,400 --> 01:27:06,231
It was impossible really to know where
1496
01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:08,510
the one thing began and
the other thing ended.
1497
01:27:10,640 --> 01:27:12,119
- You shouldn't be filming this.
1498
01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:15,758
Cut.
1499
01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:17,398
Stop filming.
1500
01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:19,309
Here we go!
1501
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:21,398
r - Ah )
1502
01:27:21,480 --> 01:27:23,357
)- Ah )
1503
01:27:23,440 --> 01:27:25,158
r - Ah )
1504
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,992
)- Ah)
1505
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:28,070
r - Ah )
1506
01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:29,075
)- Ah)
1507
01:27:29,160 --> 01:27:30,912
)- Ahhhh)
)- Ahhhh )
1508
01:27:31,040 --> 01:27:32,359
)- Ah)
)- Ah)
1509
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:33,469
)- Ah)
)- Ah)
1510
01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:34,589
) - Arghhhhhh )
1511
01:27:34,640 --> 01:27:36,631
) Arghhhhhhhhhhhh)
1512
01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:43,713
)Ah ah ah ahhhh)
1513
01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:46,072
) Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
1514
01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:47,708
) Arghhhhhhhh)
1515
01:27:47,840 --> 01:27:50,638
)Ah, ah, ah, ahhhh)
1516
01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:52,831
) Arghhhhhhhh)
1517
01:27:53,320 --> 01:27:54,594
) Arghhhh )
1518
01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:55,630
)Ah)
1519
01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:56,954
) Arghhhhhhhh)
1520
01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:58,149
)Ahhhh )
1521
01:27:58,280 --> 01:28:03,070
) Arghhhhhhhh)
1522
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:05,236
) So shake it up baby)
1523
01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:07,231
) - Shake it up baby)
1524
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:10,274
- Thunderbird 2, understand
your danger zone.
1525
01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:12,039
Let's get to work.
1526
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:14,632
ETA five minutes.
1527
01:28:15,920 --> 01:28:17,239
FAB, Scott.
1528
01:28:26,480 --> 01:28:28,072
- My dad always told me he's gonna live
1529
01:28:28,120 --> 01:28:31,669
till he's 100, so it didn't
really properly sink in.
1530
01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:33,952
So I was like, yeah, he's gonna be fine.
1531
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:36,316
He always pulls it out of the bag.
He's always okay.
1532
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:46,518
- I went round to his house.
1533
01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:48,596
I could tell his mind was
slightly somewhere else,
1534
01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:52,872
and we stood in front of a bookcase
he had full of Beatles DVDs.
1535
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:54,991
He just turned to the bookshelf and he said,
1536
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:58,557
'l've watched all them now,
I've watched all...' and he had!
1537
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:00,069
He had hundreds.
1538
01:29:00,480 --> 01:29:05,315
He made a definite decision that he was
gonna spend his time watching every bit
1539
01:29:05,360 --> 01:29:07,271
of Beatles material he had.
1540
01:29:07,960 --> 01:29:09,632
- One of the last times I saw him,
1541
01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:10,829
erm...
1542
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:12,949
Oh, I have to stop a minute.
1543
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:13,830
Shit.
1544
01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:16,193
It's hard work, that one.
1545
01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:17,270
Oop.
1546
01:29:17,320 --> 01:29:18,992
Right, yep, one ofthe
last times I saw him,
1547
01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:20,070
erm...
1548
01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:23,157
I went round to his house in Hale
1549
01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:25,391
and, erm, ljust looked at him.
1550
01:29:25,440 --> 01:29:28,398
I said, Chris, you look absolutely awful.
1551
01:29:28,440 --> 01:29:30,476
In fact, I said, Chris, you look shit.
1552
01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:32,310
Erm...
1553
01:29:32,960 --> 01:29:34,598
And I know he'd been up all night.
1554
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:36,949
He told me he'd been recording, doing stuff,
1555
01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:39,639
but he looked absolutely awful.
1556
01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:41,398
I said, look, I'm going, I'm not staying.
1557
01:29:41,440 --> 01:29:42,953
I don't want a cup of tea, I'm going.
1558
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,592
Just get yourself to bed.
1559
01:29:44,680 --> 01:29:47,433
He says, no, I've got stuff to do.
I said, but Chris you look dreadful.
1560
01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:48,669
And you know what?
1561
01:29:48,720 --> 01:29:50,836
Out of all those years I've known him,
1562
01:29:50,960 --> 01:29:54,111
it's the first time he actually hugged me.
1563
01:29:54,280 --> 01:29:55,156
r Oh )
1564
01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:25,755
) I hope I am dead soon)
1565
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:30,636
) 'specially where the wind blows )
1566
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,639
- The last time I saw Chris, he came off
1567
01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:39,195
to say goodbye to me,
and there was an open-top skip
1568
01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:40,719
just up the street from his house.
1569
01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:42,557
So he went and had a look in it
1570
01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:47,471
and came walking back
with two large pieces of brown cardboard.
1571
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:50,116
Who knows what he was gonna do with them?
1572
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:52,117
Probably make Little Frank bodies,
1573
01:30:52,160 --> 01:30:56,711
but they'd be nice and stiff and sharp,
no folds in them,
1574
01:30:57,880 --> 01:31:01,031
- Well, that was absolutely fantastic.
1575
01:31:01,600 --> 01:31:03,556
Right, here's something dead funny,
1576
01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:07,915
me as me after chemotherapy.
Have a look at that.
1577
01:31:09,880 --> 01:31:11,199
The show must go on, eh?
1578
01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:13,551
I'm just not a 100% at all.
1579
01:31:13,640 --> 01:31:15,596
Still, I don't suppose anybody noticed.
1580
01:31:16,400 --> 01:31:17,549
- Last gig, Salutation.
1581
01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:20,597
I noticed he had to keep
pulling his shorts up.
1582
01:31:42,120 --> 01:31:44,429
)Oh)
1583
01:31:46,520 --> 01:31:48,829
)Oh)
1584
01:31:50,760 --> 01:31:52,637
)Oh)
1585
01:31:53,320 --> 01:31:56,790
)Ohohoh)
1586
01:31:57,160 --> 01:31:58,513
) Don't ya know)
1587
01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:00,269
) Love )
1588
01:32:00,320 --> 01:32:04,757
) love will tear us apart again)
1589
01:32:04,920 --> 01:32:05,796
Your turn!
1590
01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:08,276
) - Love )
1591
01:32:08,360 --> 01:32:12,638
) Love will tear us apart again)
1592
01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:16,554
)- Oh, I'm alone
in me room, oh yes)
1593
01:32:17,320 --> 01:32:20,153
) And me mum, she does not know)
1594
01:32:20,320 --> 01:32:22,390
- He had the room upstairs,
1595
01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:25,316
the Presidential Suite as they called it,
1596
01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:26,873
which was like a bit of carpet,
1597
01:32:26,920 --> 01:32:28,876
and things running up and down the wall.
1598
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:32,790
- He had this nice jacket on and like 20 tags
1599
01:32:32,840 --> 01:32:34,751
in that pocket and 20 fags in that pocket.
1600
01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:36,990
- And he'd go, do you want a cig, Rick?
And then the next time
1601
01:32:37,040 --> 01:32:38,632
it'd be this one, like that, you know.
1602
01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:40,314
- It was just...
1603
01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:43,469
Oh, fuck.
1604
01:32:43,920 --> 01:32:44,955
- Your turn!
1605
01:32:45,360 --> 01:32:47,316
) - Love )
1606
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:51,916
) Love will tear us apart, again)
1607
01:32:52,080 --> 01:32:53,672
- It got to about three o'clock then.
1608
01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:55,273
l was working the next day,
1609
01:32:55,440 --> 01:32:57,590
then he just laid back down on the bed,
1610
01:32:57,640 --> 01:32:59,358
just fully clothed and went to sleep.
1611
01:32:59,560 --> 01:33:01,232
- And he just went like that.
1612
01:33:03,800 --> 01:33:05,119
See you, Chris.
- Yeah.
1613
01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:06,990
- Thank you.
1614
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:18,518
- Unfortunately,
Chris was never able
1615
01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:20,835
to fulfill his 5 Year Plan.
1616
01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:22,997
The big reveal never happened,
1617
01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:25,435
and he left us all in the lurch,
1618
01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:28,637
not knowing what he would have achieved.
1619
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:34,436
- When he died, there was
obviously a funeral to pay for.
1620
01:33:34,880 --> 01:33:36,598
There wasn't any savings for a funeral.
1621
01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:37,959
There was nothing to pay for it.
1622
01:33:38,280 --> 01:33:40,748
- I heard it was like five grand.
Like, if we raised five grand
1623
01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:42,552
he could be spared a pauper's funeral.
1624
01:33:42,640 --> 01:33:44,198
So I sent out that one tweet.
1625
01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:47,159
Within an hour, 500 pounds had come in.
1626
01:33:47,440 --> 01:33:50,398
By the end of the day, it was like
21,000 pounds.
1627
01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:52,358
We have enough money for them to like bury
1628
01:33:52,400 --> 01:33:55,631
and exhume and bury and exhume him
like ten times.
1629
01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:57,996
- You know, so many people cared,
and you know,
1630
01:33:58,040 --> 01:33:59,996
it wasn't any flash funeral that we had,
1631
01:34:00,040 --> 01:34:03,350
but we managed to have a nice send off,
which, you know, I'm grateful for.
1632
01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:07,956
- He'd always tell me the stuff that
he was doing that wasn't Frank.
1633
01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:09,434
Like, 'cause he was writing
1634
01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:12,233
a lot of music himself as Chris Sievey,
1635
01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:14,557
and he spent a lot of time doing that.
1636
01:34:15,320 --> 01:34:17,390
Like, he bought this 16 track.
1637
01:34:18,520 --> 01:34:20,397
There was just so much music on it
1638
01:34:20,440 --> 01:34:22,192
that no one's even heard of before,
1639
01:34:23,160 --> 01:34:25,594
and he's kind of singing
from his heart again.
1640
01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:33,232
) So where are you?)
1641
01:34:36,560 --> 01:34:39,597
) Everything you do astounds me)
1642
01:34:40,920 --> 01:34:44,799
) As I sit here with your
artwork all around me)
1643
01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:50,555
) So where are you?)
1644
01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:56,469
- I think Chris should
be remembered for being
1645
01:34:56,560 --> 01:34:59,836
too wonderfully strange to
ever make it in the mainstream.
1646
01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:05,153
- He was pushing some envelope,
some mystery envelope,
1647
01:35:05,360 --> 01:35:08,079
and he made the public an accomplice.
1648
01:35:09,560 --> 01:35:11,790
- None of us want to stand
on stage and be ridiculed,
1649
01:35:11,840 --> 01:35:13,717
but Chris taught us that
it was only that moment
1650
01:35:13,760 --> 01:35:16,035
and that would pass and we'd be on
to the next idea then.
1651
01:35:16,120 --> 01:35:20,591
Just because it might fail was
not a reason not to try it.
1652
01:35:29,760 --> 01:35:33,389
- His legacy is, it is all right to go out
1653
01:35:33,440 --> 01:35:36,193
and be brilliant at what you do
without worrying
1654
01:35:36,240 --> 01:35:37,559
about the check at the end of it.
1655
01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:41,918
Don't be looking at the fucking
X-factor finishing line.
1656
01:35:42,240 --> 01:35:44,071
Just be good where you can be good
1657
01:35:44,160 --> 01:35:47,550
and where it goes from there,
that'll take care of itself.
1658
01:35:50,120 --> 01:35:52,429
- It was just him doing his own thing.
1659
01:35:53,960 --> 01:35:56,599
I know how I'd remember him
and you know, it's all in here.
1660
01:36:28,760 --> 01:36:30,512
) Please look into my eyes)
1661
01:36:30,560 --> 01:36:32,471
) I want it to be truthful, no messing)
1662
01:36:32,600 --> 01:36:33,999
) Don't tell me any lies )
1663
01:36:34,040 --> 01:36:35,871
) I've a funny feeling that )
1664
01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:37,831
) Something's hanging there )
1665
01:36:39,320 --> 01:36:41,311
) And don't tell me othenwise )
1666
01:36:41,400 --> 01:36:43,311
) Or I'm hallucinating, I'm waiting)
1667
01:36:43,440 --> 01:36:44,668
) And don't disguise the facts )
1668
01:36:44,760 --> 01:36:46,557
) I've a funny feeling that )
1669
01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:48,276
) I've seen it)
1670
01:36:49,800 --> 01:36:50,869
) What did you see?)
1671
01:36:50,920 --> 01:36:52,353
) I saw a yellow spot)
1672
01:36:52,480 --> 01:36:53,515
) How could you tell?)
1673
01:36:53,560 --> 01:36:55,198
) I heard from the first time)
1674
01:36:55,240 --> 01:36:56,355
) A yellow spot)
1675
01:36:57,320 --> 01:36:58,799
) Yeah, a yellow spot)
1676
01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:18,679
) I've got a girl )
1677
01:37:21,280 --> 01:37:23,840
) So far away )
1678
01:37:26,760 --> 01:37:30,275
)lwish I could be with her now)
1679
01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:32,197
) And everyday )
1680
01:37:35,360 --> 01:37:37,715
) Maybe I'm dreaming )
1681
01:37:41,800 --> 01:37:46,555
) But dreams are often make believe)
1682
01:37:48,160 --> 01:37:50,720
) | feel her love )
1683
01:37:53,480 --> 01:37:55,755
) Though we're apart)
1684
01:37:58,720 --> 01:38:03,111
) She's sending messages of love to me )
1685
01:38:03,160 --> 01:38:06,789
) By radar shot direct into my heart)
1686
01:38:10,280 --> 01:38:12,475
) Life with the Lyons )
1687
01:38:16,560 --> 01:38:18,391
) Your signal's weak)
1688
01:38:18,440 --> 01:38:21,159
) But detection is strong )
1689
01:38:26,120 --> 01:38:28,998
) Darling I can't spend another day )
1690
01:38:30,520 --> 01:38:32,238
)Without your love )
1691
01:38:34,080 --> 01:38:37,311
) So many things are standing in our way )
1692
01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:40,033
) To overcome )
1693
01:38:58,800 --> 01:39:01,189
- There actually
was a secret code
1694
01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:02,952
hidden in those triangular borders.
1695
01:39:03,400 --> 01:39:06,392
It was deciphered by a
crack team of code breakers
1696
01:39:06,440 --> 01:39:11,389
and mathematicians from British
intelligence agency GCHQ.
1697
01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:17,195
Just what sort of message did Chris
deem worthy of such secrecy?
1698
01:39:36,360 --> 01:39:40,797
Now you can crack the rest
using Chris's own code grid.
1699
01:39:42,280 --> 01:39:45,238
It was in the back of his
address book the whole time.
1700
01:39:57,360 --> 01:39:58,793
- Right, that's definitely it, yeah.
1701
01:39:58,840 --> 01:40:00,796
The end, because it says "the end."
1702
01:40:01,160 --> 01:40:02,912
It's not even in focus, is it?
1703
01:40:03,600 --> 01:40:06,034
Oh no, that was out of
focus anyway, wasn't it?
1704
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:08,868
Right, you can switch it off now,
'cause we've finished.
1705
01:40:12,960 --> 01:40:14,279
- What's on after it?
1706
01:40:14,360 --> 01:40:16,430
- Oh no, yeah,
there's some bits after it
1707
01:40:16,480 --> 01:40:17,435
I think as well.
1708
01:40:17,480 --> 01:40:18,469
Oh, leave it on.
1709
01:40:18,840 --> 01:40:20,831
Oh, let's try it dead fast speed.
1710
01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:22,189
Hold on.
1711
01:40:22,640 --> 01:40:24,119
Hey, there's dead fast speed.
1712
01:40:24,160 --> 01:40:25,388
Oh, there's nothing on it.
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