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Are you ready?
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I know you see me standing here.
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Do I look good, my dear?
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Do I look good today?
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I'm just another kind of girl.
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And you want to see my world.
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So come and run away.
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I should get away, yeah.
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I will make you see all of the things
that you can be.
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Believe in yourself above all things.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Orange grape.
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That's pretty good.
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Grape cherry.
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Plain water.
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But where's the water from?
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I don't know.
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The toilet.
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Did you guys see this?
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Oh, yeah, the PCA dance contest.
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Sign up? Yes, I signed up. This is such
a great idea. Whose idea was this?
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Um, I think it might have been... It
doesn't matter. I need a partner.
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be my dance partner.
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Um, I would, but I can't. Why not?
You're an awesome dancer.
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And he's off on the getting in trouble.
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What trouble?
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We got busted.
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For taking the groundskeeper's golf cart
for a little joyride.
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How much trouble did you get in? Two
weeks of extracurricular suspension.
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No sport, no club activities.
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No dance contest.
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But I need a partner.
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Sorry, though.
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Too bad.
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Well, see ya.
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Oh, come on.
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Look, you know you're like my best
friend.
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What?
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Are you going to make me say it?
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Say it.
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You can't dance.
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I can dance.
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Well, yeah, but not in a way that anyone
would want to, you know, see.
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I know.
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Iced coffee, please?
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Avaraj. Avaraj, coming up. Whoa!
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You can't cut in line! Hey, hey!
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Hey,
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hey! Darla is customer of the week,
which means she doesn't have to wait in
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line. And she gets free coffee whenever
she wants for a whole week.
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Well, who picked her?
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Uh, I did.
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And how do you get to be customer of the
week?
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Well, I just pick someone who I feel is
an awesome customer.
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I'll get your iced coffee.
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Thank you.
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I want to be customer of the week.
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So do I.
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Yeah, I think we know who's going to be
the next customer of the week.
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I wouldn't be so cocky. Hey, get behind
me. I was ahead of you. Too bad.
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When you stepped out of line, you lost
your place.
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You've got to teach me how to do that.
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Hello, Lola.
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Good afternoon, Lola.
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Should we walk through the park and have
some fish and chips?
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Why, that would be lovely.
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Oh, look.
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It's my gorgeous roommate Zoe Brooks
with a bottle of Blix in her hand.
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Should I call the campus psychologist?
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No, not yet.
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I'm just working on my British accent so
I can get a part in this play.
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A crumpet and manga?
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Yeah, it's such a great play and I've
got to get the role of Margaret.
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Big part.
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Margaret's on every page.
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Indeed. Which is why my British accent
must be totally flawless.
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Oh, hey, you find a dance partner yet?
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No, and I've asked four guys already.
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Oh, I bet my friend Gene would dance
with you.
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Who's Gene?
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A guy in my drama class, and he's like
one of the best dancers at PCA.
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The doll factor.
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Hey, Gene, you want to be in the dance
contest with my friend Zoe?
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She's cute and boyfriend -less.
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You're such an idiot.
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Hey, Gene, it's Zoe.
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Yeah, you want to do the dance contest
with me?
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Awesome. Let's meet tomorrow at lunch
and we'll figure out which routine we
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to do.
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Okay. Later.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Margaret chokes on a chicken bone
in scene four.
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You know what to do.
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Pay me first.
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There.
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Now go do it and make it look good.
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Who took my pass?
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I want to know who took them. Was it
you?
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Was it you?
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Hey, hey, calm down. Calm down.
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Don't tell me to calm down.
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If I don't get my pants, I'm going to
turn this guy into applesauce.
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I'm just a coffee guy.
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Hey, leave that coffee guy alone.
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There. Now get out of here.
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And don't ever let me see you bothering
this coffee guy again.
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That's right. Run faster.
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Jeez. That's insane.
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Yeah.
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But you're okay now.
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Thanks to me.
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Michael Barrett.
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We'll see who's the next customer of the
week.
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Gene is a great dancer. He won first
place in the Fresno Foot Fest.
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Oh yeah, big deal.
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Winning two footy awards is a big deal.
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Well, I hear Zoe's got a few moves
herself.
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Yep, I got dancing to my blood. My
grandmother was a rockette.
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No way.
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Yeah, she used to dance at Radio City
Music Hall back in the 50s. And she's
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coming all the way here from Boston to
watch Zoe dance in the contest.
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Yike. Well, we better be good.
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We'll be good. We just gotta rehearse a
lot.
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Absolutely. Tonight at six.
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I'll bring my feet.
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Bye. See you later.
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He's so cool.
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Wait till you see him dance.
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You all go on ahead. I'm gonna get
myself a bag of crisps.
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Hey, is that guy from England?
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Oh, yeah. He's in my study hall.
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You should go see if he thinks your
British accent sounds real. Ah, my
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perfect. But I can think of other
reasons I should go talk to him. Forget
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He's undateable.
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Girlfriend? No, he's just, like, really
serious about his grades.
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I heard he has this rule. He only dates
girls during summer break. A little
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weird. But a lot cute.
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You're wasting your time.
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We'll see.
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Um, excuse me.
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Yes? Oh.
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Wait. Why are you crying?
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Well, it's just... You see, they're
doing this play here at PCA. The Crumpet
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Among Us.
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Right. I know the play. Well, I really
want to get the role of Margaret, but I
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just can't do a British accent.
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Ah. So, you were going to ask me to
coach you.
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Yeah, but I feel so silly and... No
worries.
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I'd be happy to help.
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Seriously? Sure.
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Come on. Let's go somewhere quiet.
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More quiet would be good.
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Think. Hey, question.
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What's up?
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Students who work at the coffee cart.
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You guys on commission?
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Yeah. For every cup of coffee we sell,
we get to keep 10%. Really?
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Then I'll take, uh, 32 granos of
Giavacino.
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32?
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Why so many?
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I don't know.
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I see you working hard here every day. I
just, uh...
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Thought it'd help you out.
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Keep the change.
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Wow.
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Thanks, dude.
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Sure.
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And, uh, just in case you need it.
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Anybody want some coffee?
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Free coffee. Who wants some coffee?
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Hey, anybody want some coffee? Hey,
watch out! What?
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to be able to dance by next Saturday,
right?
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Dance? That boy will be lucky if he can
pee by next Saturday.
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my fault.
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It was absolutely your fault.
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What did he do now? He mangled Zoe's
dance partner.
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Gene, what happened? A little scooter
accident.
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Well, is he going to be okay?
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Eventually. He'll be in the infirmary
for a month.
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So now Zoe doesn't have a dance partner?
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Her grandparents are driving all the way
here from Boston to watch her dance.
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Zoe should find another partner.
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Dude, the contest is the day after
tomorrow.
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Everybody's partnered up.
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Well, I'm not going to let Zoe drop out
of the conference if her grandparents
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are driving all the way here. What are
you going to do?
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I'm going to be her partner.
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You know that involves dancing, right?
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You can't dance.
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Yeah, you know I love you, man, but you
got like zero rhythm.
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I'm aware of that.
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But I got 37 hours till the contest, and
I have two roommates who
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do know how to dance.
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Wait.
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Do you want us to teach you to dance?
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Chase.
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Teach me.
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There's not enough time.
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Forget it. Teach me to dance or I'll
tell everyone at PCA that you both cried
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the end of last year's American Idol
finale.
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Pardon me, but could you please show me
the way to the car park?
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Pardon me, but could you please show me
the way?
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To the car park.
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Did that sound British?
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Not a lot, no.
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Here, here, let's try.
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My mum would be delighted to drive you
to Liverpool.
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My mum would be delighted to drive you
to Liverpool.
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Dear God.
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That didn't sound British?
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That didn't sound human.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry. That was insensitive of me.
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Could I get you some more chamomile?
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Sure. Thanks.
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I'm so in.
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Wow. I'll never forget the time I had a
book in my hand.
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He loves me.
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Who? British boy? Yes. You watch. He's
so gonna ask me out.
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How'd you even get him to talk to you?
He feels bad for me because of my
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British accent.
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You do a perfect British accent.
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He doesn't know that.
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Wait. What?
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What am I going to do? My grandmother's
already driven halfway across the
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country to come watch me dance on Friday
night. And I can't find another
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partner. Help me.
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Okay, let me just think for a sec.
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Oh, he's coming back. Thinking's over.
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Thank you. I feel so much better.
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See how smooth that guy moves?
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Yeah.
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You're sure that he can dance though he
was learning with Jean?
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That's it. And we're just copying from
that video.
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Okay. Teach me the dance.
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Whoa, whoa.
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First, you gotta learn the basics.
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Don't follow me because I'm on a hot
wire.
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You can't copy any of my burning legs.
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And you can't teach a new dog your old
tricks.
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Johnny couldn't bear to walk the line
and the king couldn't help taking his
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behind.
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contender i'm a contender i'm a
contender
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hey
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gonna wake this town
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up with my friends gonna make sure the
party never
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ends
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isn't small
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Let's go over it a few more times, you
know, just to lock it in.
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Uh, it's after midnight.
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We gotta crash.
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Okay, you guys go.
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I'm gonna stay here and practice some
more.
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Don't you think you should get some
sleep? No way.
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If I'm gonna surprise Zoe and dance with
her, I gotta be perfect. I want her to
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win. Okay. Whatever.
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Night, man. Later. Night.
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Thanks.
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He's really getting the hang of it.
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Yeah, he's not half bad.
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You think they could win?
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Oh, not a chance.
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I know, right?
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Can't dance me, cause my feet are on
fire.
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Next.
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Hello, Stacey Dilson, auditioning for
the role of... Next.
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Lola Martinez, auditioning for the role
of Margaret.
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Create the monologue on the top of scene
11.
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Sure.
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Where do I go?
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In what... What do I do when I get
there?
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These are questions for which no answers
present themselves.
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And yet, I search and yearn despite the
peccadilloes and foibles of men and
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women. I still hold faith in humankind
and always will.
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Without a beginning, there can be no
ending, which pleases me and gives me a
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feeling of sublime contentment.
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Life... The British accent's quite good,
isn't it?
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If I've learned only one thing, to find
the joy in simplicity.
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Because... Wherever we've traveled in
this world, wherever the wind takes us,
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whether we're weary, sick, lost, or
doleful, there is always a crumpet
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among us.
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That was excellent, Laura. And your
British accent was perfect.
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Oh, you're definitely Margaret.
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Awesome, thanks.
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Of course.
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Next.
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When did you come in?
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Just in time to hear your very
convincing British accent.
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Yeah. Um, about that... You lied to me.
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Yeah.
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Sort of.
292
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I see.
293
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But I only did it because I wanted to
meet you.
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And I wanted to prove to my friend I
could get you to talk to me.
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And that's all?
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Well... And then I...
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I kept it going because, you know, I
kind of like you.
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Very well.
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You're mad.
300
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Oh, yeah.
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And now you don't want anything to do
with me.
302
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I thought I was angry.
303
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Not stupid.
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Come.
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Let's go share an egg salad sandwich.
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Okay.
307
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You like egg salad?
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Nope. Right.
309
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Um, yes.
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My name is Susan Sarandon, and I am
auditioning for the role of... I know,
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you, Stacy.
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Next!
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And the new customer of the week is...
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Quinn Penske.
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Me? Yep.
316
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:10,840
Dude! Why Quinn? I bought 150 cups of
coffee from you this week. I saved you
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from being attacked by a crazy man.
318
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:13,399
Why'd you pick Quinn?
319
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Yeah, what? Why did you pick me?
320
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Because I always pick a cute girl.
321
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:22,340
She gets cut in line, gets some free
coffee, and I usually get some free
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out, if you know what I mean.
323
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What? Brilliant.
324
00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:30,820
Wait, I am not making out with you for
free coffee. And anyway, I have a
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boyfriend.
326
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:38,500
And the new customer of the week is...
Molly Talbertson.
327
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,800
Me? Really? Do you have a boyfriend?
328
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,360
No. Yes, Molly Talbertson. Yes!
329
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,530
And you wanna be my squirrel.
330
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,690
And I look on away.
331
00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:58,310
Hi, guys.
332
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:00,330
Hey.
333
00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:02,070
Hey, where are your grandparents?
334
00:20:02,710 --> 00:20:03,710
Vegas. Vegas?
335
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,470
I thought they drove all the way here
from Boston to watch you in the dance
336
00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:09,390
contest. They did, but when they got
here and I told them I wasn't gonna be
337
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:11,350
it, they were like, ooh, Blackjack,
let's go to Vegas.
338
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:15,390
Wait, you didn't compete in the dance
contest tonight? How could I? You guys
339
00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:16,910
know Gene got hurt and couldn't dance
with me?
340
00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:18,270
Well, yeah, but...
341
00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:22,750
Didn't someone else offer to be your
dance partner? Someone clumsy and
342
00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:24,690
With a crazy Jewish afro?
343
00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:27,630
Okay, what are you guys talking about?
344
00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:39,030
Chase. Mom, is Carpal here?
345
00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:40,910
Not really.
346
00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:43,370
Oh. Hey, though.
347
00:20:44,670 --> 00:20:45,670
What time is it?
348
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,040
The dance contest. We got it. It's over.
349
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:52,140
What? It ended like two hours ago.
350
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:53,900
Two hours.
351
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:57,820
I slept through the contest?
352
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You did.
353
00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:04,780
I'm the worst.
354
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:09,900
You're the best.
355
00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:14,100
You practiced dancing for almost 24
hours straight. Just so I wouldn't have
356
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,100
drop out of the contest.
357
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,520
Well. That's the nicest thing anyone's
ever done for me.
358
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:22,700
Yeah?
359
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:29,120
Well, thanks, but, you know, it was all
for nothing.
360
00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:31,200
Oh, I don't think so.
361
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,059
Come on.
362
00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:37,060
See what you got?
363
00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:44,600
When I...
364
00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:46,150
Get up.
365
00:21:46,590 --> 00:21:49,010
The first thing I will mind is love.
366
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:55,250
Just don't get enough of your kisses and
your sweet love.
367
00:21:56,210 --> 00:21:59,350
I'm counting down the minutes till I
knock on your door.
368
00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:02,490
Grab you by the hand and we'll hit the
dance floor.
369
00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:05,870
I'm crazy about the way that you look in
my eyes.
370
00:22:06,070 --> 00:22:08,730
You make me feel like I don't ever die.
371
00:22:09,050 --> 00:22:11,830
Crazy about you every single day and
night.
372
00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:14,070
Nobody makes me feel.
373
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So alive.
374
00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:20,560
Till I met you.
375
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:23,720
I don't know how I made it through.
376
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:28,240
You turned my world around.
377
00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:34,200
I'm crazy about the way that you look in
my eyes.
378
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:37,160
You make me feel like I don't have the
time.
379
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,320
Tasteless every single day and night.
380
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,560
Nobody makes me feel so.
381
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,840
I'm crazy every single day and night.
382
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,940
Nobody makes me feel so alive.
383
00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:04,640
If you want to play, come and play
today.
384
00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:06,460
I should get away.
385
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:10,700
Yeah. I will make you free.
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00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:14,060
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