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Are you ready?
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Ooh, I know you see me standing here.
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Do I look good, my dear?
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Do I look good today?
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Ooh,
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I'm just another kind of girl.
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And you want to see my world.
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So come and...
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I got a handle.
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I'll meet you back at your door.
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Hold
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on.
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We're not even two hours into the new
school year and you guys are already
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to kill each other? No.
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I'm about to kill him, though. I'm
standing here. You know what?
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am not gonna rock now
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what up i want the single bed this year
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i get the single bed you're still on
time out all right you tell him that i
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the single bed like i always do that's
the point man it's my turn okay it's
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michael's time all right listen may i
suggest something please what look you
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guys both want the single bed right so
why don't we just say that whoever gets
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there first gets the bed Fair enough?
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Yes, boy.
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Okay, good.
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Now look, the important thing to
remember here is...
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Husband, hey.
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Hey. Hi. How's it going?
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We're going to the beach. You want to
come hang?
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I do, but I promised my sister I'd help
her unpacking stuff.
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Okay, I love the shoes, but the outfit
is way too rectangular.
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Zoe! Hi!
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Hi! Oh!
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Sorry.
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When did you get here? How cool is our
new dorm?
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Awesome. I love that. Help me get my
mattress up on the bed. Okay.
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There. And now, I shall make it. You
sure you don't want the single bed? No.
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I've always wanted the top bunk ever
since I was a kid. But my little sister
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always got it. And then last year when I
came to PCA, Nicole wanted it. So this
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year I made sure I got here extra early
before Nicole shows up and starts...
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Actually, I have something to tell you.
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Nicole's not coming back to PCA? I
didn't say that. I said she's going to
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away for a while.
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Why? What happened?
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Well, during the summer... Yeah?
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Her mom got worried about her, so she
took her to a psychologist.
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And? Nicole was diagnosed with obsessive
male gender disorder.
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Which means she's boy crazy.
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Well, we all knew that.
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So where is she now? They put her in an
all -girls school.
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Oh, my God.
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Nicole in an all -girls school? She's
going to lose her mind.
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Hey, you guys got to see the new lounge.
There's a new Blix machine with five
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different flavors.
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New flavor?
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Yes!
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The single bed is mine!
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What are you doing in our room?
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What do you mean? I'm in 148 Maxwell
Hall.
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This is Dillard Hall?
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advisor yeah i'm the problem you put me
in room 36d go there is no room 36d
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listen i think i know what room wait you
may be right when am i not
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right yeah okay i know what happened
here see a few nights ago when i was
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the room assignments i ordered a bra
online and yeah i must have put 36d down
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your room number by mistake what's that
the pina colada yeah i give it
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Excellent. It is like the perfect blend
of pineapple and chocolate. I'd like a
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room to live in.
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Relax.
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You can room with Zoe and Lola for a few
months.
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What about Nicole?
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She won't be back until she's cured of
her obsessive male gender disorder.
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OMGD? It's a long story.
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So, uh, you guys don't mind if Quinn
bunks with you for a while, right?
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No, we wouldn't mind.
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At least now I know why this brought him
to it.
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She took my drink.
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So if you guys could be quiet for ten
seconds, I'd appreciate it.
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You said whoever gets to the single bed
first gets it.
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Yeah, so I get it. I beat you here by
ten of a second. Look, I'm about to beat
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you in a ten of a second. If you guys
got here within the same second, you're
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going to have to find some other way to
decide who gets the single bed.
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Okay, good. Let's go. I'm right behind
you. Oh, yeah, that's right. You're
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to be behind me. You know what? I'm in
front.
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I'm the man.
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You're the man, right?
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Did you tell Zoe yet?
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Not yet.
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When are you going to tell her?
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Soon. You better.
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I'm going to tell her.
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Tell her what?
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You that you're annoying. Get out. Oh,
I'm annoying? Yes, you're annoying.
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Who's annoying? Your mom's annoying.
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You're annoying. I don't care about her.
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That's a love love, man. That's a love
love.
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for a while, maybe we should go over a
few, you know, rules.
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Uh, yeah, like, no poison chemicals, no
nuclear experiments, no genetic
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mutations, no cloning us without our
permission, and, um, know that,
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whatever that is.
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Jeez, are we gonna have any fun?
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Knocking.
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Entering. Jeez!
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And,
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uh, no hugs. Zoe?
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I tried to hug you like an hour ago, but
you fell down and ran away.
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This is true.
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What's with all the, uh, items?
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Um, Quinn's gonna be our new roommate
for a while.
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Uh -oh.
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Oh!
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How nice for all of you.
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Does he know about Nicole?
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Yeah, I heard.
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OMGD. Yeah. Mm -hmm.
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What?
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What is this?
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Happy sanctuary.
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Why?
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I like to put fresh honey on my
biscuits.
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Is that so weird?
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Be quiet.
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So, um, listen, Ro, you got a minute to
talk?
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Sure, talk.
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Um, privately?
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Oh, uh, yeah, but can we do it later? I
really want to get all this stuff put
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away. Yeah, absolutely.
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I'm just going to set this down.
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Try to get the image of it out of my
brain forever.
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Oh, come on. That's just it. Don't want
to know.
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Anyway, you guys have fun.
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Bye, Chase. See you later.
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Ciao.
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I wonder what he wants to tell me.
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Gee, I wonder.
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Yes, whatever could it be?
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Okay.
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Does it smell really sarcastic in here?
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Well, I mean, come on, it's so obvious.
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What's obvious?
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Why Chase wants to talk to you alone.
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Then I guess it's obvious to everyone
but me.
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Bingo! Ding, ding, ding.
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Okay, what?
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Chase wants to tell you he's in love
with you.
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In love with me? Yes, completely.
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Head over heels.
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Uvula over pancreas.
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Head over heels.
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In love with me?
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Chase? No, me.
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Marry me, Zoe. Please be my wife.
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Chase is not in love with me. He and I
are just friends. Fa -ren.
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And you are fa -crazy.
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How long have you two thought this?
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Us two?
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Everyone thinks that. No, they don't.
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Uh,
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Jeannie, come here.
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What's up?
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Blank is in love with Zoe. Fill in the
blank.
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Chase, thanks for playing.
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You know, it really gets on my nerves
that a guy and a girl can't be close
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friends without everyone thinking
there's more to it.
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Oh, grow up, Zoe. Yeah, there is more to
it. Okay, okay, if everyone's thought
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that Chase is in love with me for so
long, why didn't you guys say so a year
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ago? You were waiting for you to catch
on.
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No one thought you could be so clueless
for so long.
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No offense.
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I'm taken.
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Now she's mad at us.
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Yeah, I'm mad, and Chase is not in love
with me.
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Where are you going?
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To get some lunch.
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What about us?
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Eat this.
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You know, we actually could eat... No!
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Okay. Whoever eats most hot peppers in
one hour gets a single bit.
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Push the button.
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Let's go.
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Go.
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It's pretty damn hot.
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It's not even that hot.
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I wish they were hot.
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Your java chino. Thanks, girl.
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Ew!
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I wash behind my ears every other month.
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So, you spent most of your summer being
a lifeguard.
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Mm -hmm.
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Fun?
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Mostly. Except for one Thursday when
this old lady fell in the deep end,
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drowned.
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Wow. You pull her out? Yeah. I had to
give her mouth to mouth.
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So how'd that go?
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She bit my tongue.
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But it all turned out okay?
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Yeah, she was fine.
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How about your tongue?
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I don't know. Do I have a scar?
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Hmm.
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I don't think so, but... What?
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You have a tiny tongue.
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All right, we're not going to sit here
and make fun of my tongue. Please? No.
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So what do you want to talk to me about?
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All right, well, um, actually...
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Okay,
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why did you guys eat hot peppers?
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They were trying to see who would get
the single bed.
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Ah, so who won?
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Well, maybe you guys should try boxing.
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Boxing killed me.
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Cool.
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Let's box.
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Sometimes I wish I didn't have
roommates.
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I hear you. All day so far.
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One sec.
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Hello?
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Lola. Did you just... Lola, hang on.
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Okay, I'll be right there. What now?
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I don't know, but I better get there.
We'll talk later.
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Good luck.
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Sweet dreams.
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They chased Coco out of the building.
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Wow. She really likes ravioli.
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Ew.
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you? Did he say he's in love with you?
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Stop. He did.
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He didn't and he's not.
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He said he's not?
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He didn't say anything.
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When are you going to let Chase tell you
he's in love with you? Now would be a
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good time.
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Chase is not in love with me.
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Okay.
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He's not in love with you.
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Thank you.
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But he is so in love.
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Okay, that's it.
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What's it?
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You guys are so sure Chase is in love
with me, I'm going to go ask.
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No, you can't ask a guy if he's in love
with you. You have to let him tell you
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when he's ready.
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Nope, I'm going to go ask him right now,
point blank.
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This is so wrong of her.
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I know, I love it. Me too.
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Uh, I'm sorry.
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Zoe, this is Rebecca, my girlfriend.
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Nice to meet you.
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Why do I try so hard to be
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him?
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Why do I try so hard
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to stay?
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