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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: [Script Info] ; This is an Advanced Sub Station Alpha v4+ script. Title: ScriptType: v4.00+ PlayDepth: 0 ScaledBorderAndShadow: Yes [V4+ Styles] Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding Style: Default,Arial,20,&H00FFFFFF,&H0000FFFF,&H00000000,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,1,1,2,10,10,10,1 [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.51,0:01:19.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck, fuck, fuck!\NSo late! Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.48,0:01:21.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Mabel's put a scarf on\Nthe cat. Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.85,0:01:24.18,Default,,0,0,0,,He's not a cat.\NHe's my husband. Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.22,0:01:26.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Where is he? Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.22,0:01:29.19,Default,,0,0,0,,-Will he bring the ladies with\Nthe big boobies?\N-"Ladies"? Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.22,0:01:31.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Last time,\Nhe brushed my hair with a fork. Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.36,0:01:33.73,Default,,0,0,0,,There were three ladies,\Nand they had\Nan epic pillow fight. Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.76,0:01:36.40,Default,,0,0,0,,-The fork had maple syrup on it.\N-Out of the way, darling. Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.43,0:01:37.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.90,0:01:40.53,Default,,0,0,0,,it's obvious he's not coming,\Nso I'll just stay home. Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.57,0:01:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You said this was the one thing\Nyou had to leave the house for\Nthis year. Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.54,0:01:44.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You're right. I'm going. Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.74,0:01:46.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Move, please, Mabes. Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.64,0:01:51.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck-- caccia. Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.64,0:01:53.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Did we eat the focaccia? Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.81,0:01:57.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well,\Nwe haven't got any vegetables. Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.78,0:02:02.36,Default,,0,0,0,,But lucky you, you get to have\Nfrozen peas. Mmm. Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.39,0:02:04.62,Default,,0,0,0,,All right. Come to the table. Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.66,0:02:06.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on. Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.49,0:02:10.93,Default,,0,0,0,,One, two... Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.96,0:02:13.43,Default,,0,0,0,,What am I going to do\Nwhen I get to three? Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.97,0:02:16.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Please enter alarm code. Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.60,0:02:18.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck! Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.41,0:02:20.47,Default,,0,0,0,,-Please enter alarm code.\N-No! Don't put the flames out. Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.51,0:02:22.51,Default,,0,0,0,,-We can toast marshmallows.\N-Please enter alarm code. Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.54,0:02:24.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Please-- Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.82,0:02:34.85,Default,,0,0,0,,The tension of our bodies, Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.96,0:02:38.26,Default,,0,0,0,,the scars of-- Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.29,0:02:39.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Moto. Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.86,0:02:45.67,Default,,0,0,0,,...in-- in our longing. Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.70,0:02:47.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget Jones, always exciting. Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.30,0:02:49.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- How's the skirt?\N- Daniel, hi. Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.84,0:02:52.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Just checking you have indeed\Nforgotten about tonight. Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.34,0:02:55.84,Default,,0,0,0,,That is hurtful, Jones.\NI have absolutely not forgotten. Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.88,0:02:57.64,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.68,0:02:59.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm so sorry. It's my mother. Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.78,0:03:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,- She's in the hospital.\N- Oh. Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.78,0:03:03.95,Default,,0,0,0,,-Primordial sweat.\N-I will be there Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.98,0:03:06.65,Default,,0,0,0,,quicker than\Nit took me to bring you to\Nearth-shattering orgasm, Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.69,0:03:08.42,Default,,0,0,0,,you filthy little harlot. Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.73,0:03:14.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Love you, Mummy. Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.43,0:03:17.53,Default,,0,0,0,,"Mummy"? Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.56,0:03:18.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Darling, clever Geminita. Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.00,0:03:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna have to rush.\NIt's a family emergency. Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.74,0:03:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,But I am loving this one. Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.74,0:03:25.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I think-- I think we all are,\Naren't we? Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.61,0:03:27.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Call me later, yeah? Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.71,0:03:29.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.81,0:03:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I am imminent, Jones. Imminent. Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.61,0:03:34.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Un-bunch those giant panties. Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.99,0:03:45.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Bloody zip\Nmanufacturers should be Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.76,0:03:47.86,Default,,0,0,0,,cancelled\Nfor sociological bias. Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.89,0:03:51.60,Default,,0,0,0,,It is actually impossible\Nto do this on your own. Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.63,0:03:54.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Help. Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.51,0:04:01.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh. Thank you, monkeys. Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.57,0:04:02.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Uncle Daniel! Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.94,0:04:04.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Miniature Darcy,\Nwhat's the news? Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.51,0:04:06.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Where are the ladies\Nwith the big-- Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.05,0:04:07.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Hair?\NThey couldn't make it, sadly. Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.98,0:04:09.75,Default,,0,0,0,,They're, um...\NThey're washing their hair. Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.78,0:04:11.38,Default,,0,0,0,,All three? Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.42,0:04:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, well, they wash each\Nother's, you see. Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.99,0:04:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought you said\Nno more models. Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.69,0:04:17.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Geminita is not a model, Jones. Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.52,0:04:19.46,Default,,0,0,0,,She is a poet and a healer, Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.49,0:04:20.63,Default,,0,0,0,,and a model. Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.66,0:04:21.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Come here. Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.53,0:04:24.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell of a night for you. Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.80,0:04:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh, I can't go.\NThe children need me. Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.73,0:04:29.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Uncle Daniel! Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.14,0:04:30.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You. Right. Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.94,0:04:33.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Get a fork and some syrup.\NI'm gonna style you. Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.47,0:04:35.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- I found the cards.\N- Very good. Excellent. Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.01,0:04:40.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Now then, we need to work on\Nyour bluffing and your cheating. Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.77,0:05:01.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Life has its white notes... Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.74,0:05:07.87,Default,,0,0,0,,and life has its black notes. Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.04,0:05:13.95,Default,,0,0,0,,You look very beautiful tonight,\NMrs Darcy. Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.98,0:05:17.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Not looking so bad yourself,\NMr Darcy. Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.63,0:05:34.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget. Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.03,0:05:36.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Very black notes. Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.10,0:05:38.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Jolly good. Come in.\NWeather's been a bit shitty,\Nhasn't it? Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.01,0:05:40.57,Default,,0,0,0,,-Though the cricket this year\Nhas been...\N-Jeremy. Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.61,0:05:43.11,Default,,0,0,0,,...absolutely phenomenal. Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.11,0:05:46.98,Default,,0,0,0,,This is what happened. Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.01,0:05:49.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Mark Darcy, my husband, Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.72,0:05:51.82,Default,,0,0,0,,father to Billy and Mabel, Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.85,0:05:53.69,Default,,0,0,0,,died. Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.72,0:05:55.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Or rather, was killed Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.02,0:05:59.43,Default,,0,0,0,,in the Sudan on\Na humanitarian mission. Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.76,0:06:03.63,Default,,0,0,0,,-Everybody's just upstairs.\N-Thanks. Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.66,0:06:06.67,Default,,0,0,0,,And that was four\Nyears ago. Today, actually. Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.17,0:06:11.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Brace yourself.\NIt's a total fucking shit show. Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.07,0:06:16.74,Default,,0,0,0,,And even though there\Nmight be 600,000 words in\Nthe human language, Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.78,0:06:20.01,Default,,0,0,0,,the world still struggles\Nto find the right ones Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.05,0:06:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,when someone you love is gone. Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.98,0:06:24.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget, how are the children? Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.78,0:06:26.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- Mmm.\N- Are they-- Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.05,0:06:27.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Are they all right without\Nyou there? Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.95,0:06:30.99,Default,,0,0,0,,No. It's fine. Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.02,0:06:34.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Left them some crystal meth\Nin the kitchen. Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.10,0:06:37.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe not. Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.80,0:06:39.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we don't make a thing\Nabout it. Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.90,0:06:41.94,Default,,0,0,0,,We celebrate Mark's birthday\Ninstead. Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.97,0:06:43.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.10,0:06:45.51,Default,,0,0,0,,So, Bridget, still on your own? Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.54,0:06:47.14,Default,,0,0,0,,It's been four years now. Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.17,0:06:49.71,Default,,0,0,0,,You're still\Nin pretty good nick.\NWhy no chap? Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.74,0:06:52.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, now. It's not Bridget's\Nfault. Very hard,\Nbeing a middle-aged woman Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.95,0:06:54.55,Default,,0,0,0,,- and finding yourself single.\N- Mmm. Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.58,0:06:57.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Better if you're a bloke.\NLook at Binko Carruthers. Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.98,0:06:59.55,Default,,0,0,0,,He's no oil painting, Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.59,0:07:02.72,Default,,0,0,0,,but the second Rosemary died,\Nhe was inundated. Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.76,0:07:06.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course, they were all of\Na certain age, though,\Nweren't they? Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.59,0:07:08.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, do you realise\Nyou said that out loud? Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.73,0:07:11.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm? Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.10,0:07:14.10,Default,,0,0,0,,"A certain age"?\NWhat, do you mean our age? Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.13,0:07:16.20,Default,,0,0,0,,- That is the most...\N- Shazzer now hosts Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.24,0:07:17.80,Default,,0,0,0,,a podcast calledFed Up, Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.84,0:07:19.61,Default,,0,0,0,,in which she has dinner\Nwith minor celebrities Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.64,0:07:22.14,Default,,0,0,0,,while basically getting furious\Nabout everything. Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.18,0:07:24.21,Default,,0,0,0,,...sexist fucking universe\Nwe, unbelievably, Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.24,0:07:27.05,Default,,0,0,0,,still continue\Nto fucking inhabit. Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.95,0:07:33.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I need to go to the toilet. Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.72,0:07:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.12,0:07:37.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, dear. Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.13,0:07:41.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, Jude.\NYeah, I'm with her now. Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.29,0:07:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Shaz, tell her\Nto come to The Golden Cock. Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.03,0:07:47.30,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no. The party.\NIt's for Mark. Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.33,0:07:49.97,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not a party.\NThat's a fucking bin fire. Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.00,0:07:52.84,Default,,0,0,0,,And you think that Mark\Nwould want you to stay here\Nand be insulted Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.87,0:07:55.11,Default,,0,0,0,,in the fucking sexism Olympics? Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.14,0:07:57.01,Default,,0,0,0,,To Mark. Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.04,0:07:58.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- And to Bridget...\N- Aw. Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.28,0:07:59.75,Default,,0,0,0,,...and the rare pleasure\Nof seeing you Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.78,0:08:01.25,Default,,0,0,0,,-in something not made\Nof terry towelling. Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.28,0:08:03.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Tom, still living Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.32,0:08:05.92,Default,,0,0,0,,handsomely off\Nhis one hit single Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.95,0:08:10.29,Default,,0,0,0,,which had a comeback recently\Nin a 30-second video of\Na dog doing maths. Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.32,0:08:13.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, of all things,\Na life coach. Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.26,0:08:16.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Honestly, I'd say it was\Na bit of a breakthrough, Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.03,0:08:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,speaking as your psychologist. Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.20,0:08:19.93,Default,,0,0,0,,You're not my psychologist. Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.97,0:08:21.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I should be, yes. Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.84,0:08:23.57,Default,,0,0,0,,According to the classic model, Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.60,0:08:25.77,Default,,0,0,0,,you've actually made it\Nto the fourth stage Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.81,0:08:29.61,Default,,0,0,0,,-of the five stages of grief.\N-Wait. Isn't it seven stages? Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.64,0:08:32.15,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you talking about,\NJude? No, it isn't.\NIt's five stages. Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.18,0:08:34.18,Default,,0,0,0,,-Isn't it five?\N-Well, I always thought\Nit was four. Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.21,0:08:35.82,Default,,0,0,0,,It's definitely seven. Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.85,0:08:38.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Jude, now CEO or COO Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.18,0:08:40.99,Default,,0,0,0,,or CTO,\Ndefinitely a C-something-O, Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.02,0:08:44.62,Default,,0,0,0,,still regularly calling,\Nin tears,\Nfrom executive bathroom. Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.66,0:08:48.03,Default,,0,0,0,,So, um, only one stage to\Ngo now, Bridge. Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.06,0:08:50.33,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh.\N- Stage five. Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.36,0:08:52.93,Default,,0,0,0,,It's acceptance,\Nwhich basically means Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.97,0:08:56.17,Default,,0,0,0,,-you just have to get laid.\N-Oh, my God. Shazzer's right. Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.20,0:08:59.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. I mean, honestly, darling,\Nlook at yourself. Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.27,0:09:01.64,Default,,0,0,0,,You've become\Na born-again virgin. Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.68,0:09:05.05,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't get laid soon,\Nyour vagina will literally\Nreseal itself. Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.08,0:09:07.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, and that is\Na thing. Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.08,0:09:10.32,Default,,0,0,0,,It's called labial adhesion. Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.35,0:09:11.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God! Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.02,0:09:15.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew leaving the kitchen was\Na mistake. Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.22,0:09:16.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want anyone else. Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.02,0:09:18.73,Default,,0,0,0,,And even if I did,\Nwhich I don't, Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.76,0:09:21.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm non-viable,\Ncompletely asexual, Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.96,0:09:24.03,Default,,0,0,0,,and nobody will\Never fancy me again. Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.06,0:09:25.80,Default,,0,0,0,,-Ever, ever, ever.\N-No. No, no, no. Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.83,0:09:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm going to the toilet. Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.20,0:09:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Crash and burn.\NThat was a disaster. Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.04,0:09:32.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that was\Na fucking disaster. Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.41,0:09:38.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Crikey. Have we been burgled? Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.81,0:09:41.01,Default,,0,0,0,,We have not\Nbeen burgled, Jones. No. Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.05,0:09:43.28,Default,,0,0,0,,We have been marvellous.\NNow, tell me this. Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.32,0:09:47.82,Default,,0,0,0,,For Tonya, do we think a kitten\Nheel or a chunky wedge? Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.85,0:09:48.82,Default,,0,0,0,,She's going to Wimbledon. Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.86,0:09:50.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Wedge, obviously. Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.72,0:09:52.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You may be right. Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.36,0:09:54.83,Default,,0,0,0,,How was it? Any fun? Any tongue? Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.86,0:09:58.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh. God. No tongue.\NI have hung up my tongue. Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.00,0:10:00.77,Default,,0,0,0,,How were they? Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.80,0:10:02.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, the girl is you. Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.37,0:10:06.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Lawless, romantic,\Nirresistibly drawn to me. Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.74,0:10:08.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Asked me if I was going\Nto be her new daddy. Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.74,0:10:10.24,Default,,0,0,0,,She does that. Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.28,0:10:13.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Wouldn't go to bed\Nuntil I'd married her rabbit. Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.71,0:10:16.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hmm.\N- -Which I was very happy to do. Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.05,0:10:17.98,Default,,0,0,0,,That rabbit is not\Nat all unfanciable. Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.02,0:10:19.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm.\NAnd Billy? Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.42,0:10:21.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Billy is Darcy, isn't he? Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.99,0:10:24.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Still waters and all that. Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.39,0:10:26.73,Default,,0,0,0,,As it happens, Jones, your son Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.76,0:10:29.06,Default,,0,0,0,,and I have a number\Nof shared interests. Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.10,0:10:31.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, God. Like what? Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.43,0:10:32.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Models. Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.80,0:10:34.77,Default,,0,0,0,,He showed me his,\NI showed him mine. Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.80,0:10:37.70,Default,,0,0,0,,-Hmm.\N-And then we--\Nwe talked about death. Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.74,0:10:38.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you? Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.77,0:10:40.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.\NI told him being dead was shit. Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.81,0:10:43.18,Default,,0,0,0,,And that I should know\Nbecause I was for a bit. Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.21,0:10:44.84,Default,,0,0,0,,And then, uh... Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.88,0:10:47.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I gave him a hug\N'cause he seemed a bit sad. Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.81,0:10:50.45,Default,,0,0,0,,And then that made me sad\Nbecause... Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.48,0:10:52.15,Default,,0,0,0,,How is your boy? Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.19,0:10:54.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Enzo's, what? He's... Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.29,0:10:56.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, fuck knows, Jones.\NFifteen, I think. Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.39,0:11:01.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, we then cheered\Nourselves up by digging out\Nthe cocktail shaker, Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.33,0:11:03.26,Default,,0,0,0,,and I taught him how\Nto make a Dirty Bitch. Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.30,0:11:04.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Saved it for you.\NIt's in the fridge. Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.90,0:11:07.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Goody. Have it for breakfast. Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.23,0:11:09.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, hello, hello,\Nhello, hello. Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.34,0:11:10.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Geminita. Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.94,0:11:13.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, we're all done. All done.\NI'm on my way. Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.37,0:11:16.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, as quick as I can. Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.28,0:11:20.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, like naughty old moth\Nto eager young flame. Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.05,0:11:22.48,Default,,0,0,0,,No, you hang up first. Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.48,0:11:25.32,Default,,0,0,0,,And-- OK, kiss you back. Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.92,0:11:29.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, OK. Louder.\NYeah. Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.22,0:11:31.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God. Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.19,0:11:36.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck off, Jones.\NOK, they're asleep. Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.53,0:11:38.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Um...\N...it did take a bit of time. Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.97,0:11:41.07,Default,,0,0,0,,But I-- Actually I showed them\Na video of Geminita Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.10,0:11:43.97,Default,,0,0,0,,reciting one of her prose poems\Nand they were out like a light. Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.84,0:11:47.81,Default,,0,0,0,,All right. Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.98,0:11:52.21,Default,,0,0,0,,What happens now? Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.25,0:11:55.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm trying to remember how it\Nworked with our babysitters. Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.12,0:11:58.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I think you give me 20 quid\Nand try and shag me, don't you? Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.99,0:12:02.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, Daniel,\Ndear Daniel. Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.29,0:12:04.99,Default,,0,0,0,,At least some things\Nnever change. Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.03,0:12:08.36,Default,,0,0,0,,It makes me sad though, Jones.\NYou know... Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.40,0:12:13.43,Default,,0,0,0,,two children and you all alone\Nand effectively a nun. Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.47,0:12:16.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Albeit, of course,\Na very, very naughty nun. Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.18,0:12:23.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye, Daniel. Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.28,0:12:24.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.35,0:12:26.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for tonight. Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.98,0:12:28.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.85,0:12:35.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are these lights\Nstill on? Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.56,0:12:37.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought you two were asleep. Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.63,0:12:41.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you miss Dada sometimes? Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.29,0:12:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I miss him all of the times. Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.44,0:12:51.24,Default,,0,0,0,,There's my owl. Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.27,0:12:53.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Back to bed. Come on. Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.17,0:12:55.41,Default,,0,0,0,,- Story, Mama?\N- Mm-hmm. Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.65,0:13:06.55,Default,,0,0,0,,For the baby princess is\Nas kind as she is fair. Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.59,0:13:13.43,Default,,0,0,0,,And the baby prince is as gentle\Nas he is handsome. Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.46,0:13:17.60,Default,,0,0,0,,And wherever they go\Nand whatever they do, Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.63,0:13:21.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Mummy and Daddy\Nwill always love them. Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.33,0:13:26.01,Default,,0,0,0,,And Saliva. Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.04,0:13:29.14,Default,,0,0,0,,She stinks, Mabes. Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.18,0:13:31.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.08,0:13:39.99,Default,,0,0,0,,-Good night, darling.\N-Good night, Mama. Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.99,0:13:47.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Good night. Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.23,0:13:51.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And all the thoughts... Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.97,0:13:58.07,Default,,0,0,0,,And all the thoughts\Nare going away. Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.10,0:14:02.48,Default,,0,0,0,,They don't need little Billy\Nand Mabel tonight. Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.51,0:14:05.91,Default,,0,0,0,,The world\Nwill turn without them. Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.95,0:14:09.02,Default,,0,0,0,,The stars\Nwill shine without them. Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.05,0:14:15.42,Default,,0,0,0,,And all little Billy and Mabel\Nneed to do is rest and sleep. Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.12,0:14:18.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Good night. Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.29,0:14:20.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Night. Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.43,0:14:26.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Good night, Billy. Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.00,0:14:29.67,Default,,0,0,0,,- Do the song, Daddy. Please.\N- OK. Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.70,0:14:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'll do anything\NFor you, dear♪ Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.11,0:14:36.58,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Anything♪ Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.61,0:14:41.55,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ For you mean everything\NTo me♪ Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.42,0:14:49.49,Default,,0,0,0,,All by myself 47. Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.03,0:14:52.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Shitballs. Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.49,0:14:59.03,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Cock-bollocking\Nfuck-bubbles! Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.70,0:15:05.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Literally everyone\Nelse in the whole country Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.17,0:15:07.51,Default,,0,0,0,,is laughing uproariously\Nwith their partners Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.54,0:15:10.41,Default,,0,0,0,,while watching Netflix\Nand having sex. Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.44,0:15:12.71,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't want to wallow in it,\Ndarling. Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.75,0:15:15.28,Default,,0,0,0,,And there they are again. Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.32,0:15:18.35,Default,,0,0,0,,All the voices, all the advice. Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.39,0:15:20.35,Default,,0,0,0,,You gotta wallow in it, Bridge.\NWallow. Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.39,0:15:24.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Grieve. G-R-E-I-V-E. Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.46,0:15:27.76,Default,,0,0,0,,It's I-E. It's not E-I. Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.79,0:15:31.43,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's, "I before E\Nexcept after C." Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.46,0:15:33.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, exactly. Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.07,0:15:36.30,Default,,0,0,0,,God, you really are such\Na T-W-T-A. Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.34,0:15:37.74,Default,,0,0,0,,A what? Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.77,0:15:39.64,Default,,0,0,0,,The thing about advice is, Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.67,0:15:43.51,Default,,0,0,0,,no one tells you\Nthe same thing twice. Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.54,0:15:46.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget, you've got\Nto put the children first. Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.68,0:15:50.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh. Thank you,\NMagda. Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.42,0:15:53.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Put the children first. Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.25,0:15:54.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Sod the children. Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.49,0:15:57.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Put your own oxygen mask\Non first. Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.46,0:16:00.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. Oxygen mask. Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.36,0:16:01.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Got it. Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.63,0:16:03.53,Default,,0,0,0,,One thing's for certain, Bridge. Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.56,0:16:06.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Forget about sex.\NOh. Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.20,0:16:07.73,Default,,0,0,0,,OK. Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.77,0:16:09.60,Default,,0,0,0,,No sex. Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.64,0:16:11.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You need to have a lot of sex. Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.64,0:16:14.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Why don't you come back\Nto work? Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.81,0:16:18.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Richard.\NI'll bear that in mind. Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.52,0:16:34.53,Default,,0,0,0,,But as my dad said\Njust before he died, Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.56,0:16:37.46,Default,,0,0,0,,the big question is... Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.50,0:16:39.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you survive? Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.44,0:16:43.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I think so. Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.60,0:16:45.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to. Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.14,0:16:49.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm trying. Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.35,0:16:54.81,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not enough to survive.\NYou've got to live. Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.52,0:16:58.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that the Dalai Lama? Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.69,0:17:01.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Harry Styles, I think. Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.29,0:17:02.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Colin. Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.72,0:17:05.39,Default,,0,0,0,,-Is that a sausage?\N-What sausage? Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.43,0:17:09.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget, you know what\Nthe doctor said\Nabout saturated fats. Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.23,0:17:13.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Pam, could you take a photograph\Nof us? Me and Bridget. Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.14,0:17:18.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Um... Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.17,0:17:22.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Colin, try not to do that with\Nyour chin. Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.74,0:17:24.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not doing anything with\Nmy chin. Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.45,0:17:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Promise me you'll live, Bridget. Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.45,0:17:35.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Smile! Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.72,0:18:39.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget Jones,\Nit's time to live. Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.99,0:18:43.69,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I know when to go out♪ Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.89,0:18:46.29,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Know when to stay in♪ Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.43,0:18:48.86,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Get things done♪ Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.70,0:18:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I catch a paper boy♪ Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.40,0:18:58.54,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ But things\NDon't really change♪ Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.57,0:19:00.74,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'm standing in the wind♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.77,0:19:03.44,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ But I never wave bye-bye♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.55,0:19:08.45,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ But I try♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.52,0:19:11.22,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I try♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.92,0:19:15.86,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Never gonna fall for♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.89,0:19:16.92,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Modern love♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.96,0:19:18.69,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Walks beside me♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.73,0:19:19.79,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Modern love♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.83,0:19:21.39,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Walks on by♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.43,0:19:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Modern love♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.53,0:19:23.60,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Gets me to♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.63,0:19:26.60,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ The church on time♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.63,0:19:27.80,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Church on time♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.83,0:19:29.50,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Terrifies me♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.54,0:19:30.54,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Church on time♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.57,0:19:31.74,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Makes me party♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.77,0:19:33.27,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Church on time♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.31,0:19:36.88,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Puts my trust in God and man♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.91,0:19:38.41,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ God and man♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.45,0:19:39.61,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ No confession♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.65,0:19:40.81,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ God and man♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.85,0:19:42.42,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ No religion♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.45,0:19:43.75,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ God and man♪ Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.78,0:19:47.42,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Don't believe in modern love♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.89,0:20:25.73,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It's not really work♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.76,0:20:27.83,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It's just the power to charm♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.86,0:20:30.70,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'm still standing in\NThe wind♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.73,0:20:33.57,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ But I never wave bye-bye♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.37,0:20:38.41,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ But I try♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.57,0:20:41.01,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I try♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.91,0:20:44.94,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Never gonna fall for♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.98,0:20:46.61,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Modern love♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.65,0:20:47.85,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Walks beside me♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.88,0:20:49.35,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Modern love♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.38,0:20:50.48,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Walks on by♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.52,0:20:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Modern love♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.62,0:20:53.65,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Gets me to the church♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.69,0:20:55.49,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ On time♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.52,0:20:56.86,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Modern love...♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.89,0:20:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Right.\NYou've got your pencil case, Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.69,0:21:00.53,Default,,0,0,0,,your lunch, your homework? Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.56,0:21:01.93,Default,,0,0,0,,- Your keys?\N- Ooh. Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.96,0:21:04.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.06,0:21:06.87,Default,,0,0,0,,you've definitely got your\Nrecorder so that's good. Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.90,0:21:09.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Your lovely picture of\Na spaceship. Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.54,0:21:11.44,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a cat. Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.87,0:21:14.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yes.\NOf course it is, darling. Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.54,0:21:15.81,Default,,0,0,0,,What paints did you use? Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.84,0:21:18.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I used the lipsticks with\Nthe C's on them. Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.75,0:21:20.48,Default,,0,0,0,,-Oh. So creative.\N-Handbag? Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.51,0:21:21.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, fuck a duck. Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.98,0:21:23.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Billy. Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.55,0:21:24.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Morning. Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.68,0:21:26.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Mabel. Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.49,0:21:27.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Morning, Bridget. Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.49,0:21:28.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi. Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.59,0:21:29.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Just the usual crap. Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.99,0:21:32.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you going to be\Nmy new daddy? Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.43,0:21:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- No, Mum!\N- No! Mum! Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.70,0:21:37.86,Default,,0,0,0,,When I signed up\Nfor having children, Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.90,0:21:39.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I did not sign up\Nto be ruled by Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.57,0:21:41.47,Default,,0,0,0,,a gaggle of computer crackheads. Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.50,0:21:42.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, guess what? Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.80,0:21:44.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I've had you,\NI've brought you up, Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.94,0:21:47.07,Default,,0,0,0,,and I've changed my mind! Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.11,0:21:50.81,Default,,0,0,0,,No!\NNo, no, no! Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.84,0:21:53.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you touch those\Nor I'll fucking enter you\Nin Squid Game. Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.85,0:21:54.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, darling. Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.91,0:21:56.72,Default,,0,0,0,,-Come, come.\N-Mum! Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.75,0:21:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't we ever say hello? Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.49,0:22:01.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.\NImportant life lesson, darling. Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.12,0:22:03.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Never meet your heroes. Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.99,0:22:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Starting today,\Nwill not set things on fire, Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.03,0:22:15.17,Default,,0,0,0,,will responsibly reset\Npasswords not to include\Nthe word "fuckwit," Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.20,0:22:18.84,Default,,0,0,0,,and will not be frightened\Nof the school mums... Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.87,0:22:20.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi. Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.51,0:22:23.98,Default,,0,0,0,,...in particular,\NPerfect Nicolette... Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.75,0:22:27.88,Default,,0,0,0,,...with her perfect twins. Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.82,0:22:32.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Move the car! There's no parking\Nin front of the school. Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.85,0:22:34.65,Default,,0,0,0,,-How are you?\N-What? Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.69,0:22:36.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I thought you were in LA. Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.86,0:22:39.99,Default,,0,0,0,,-Right.\N-Mr Walliker? Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.03,0:22:43.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr Walliker, Eros tells me\Nhe hasn't been selected for\Nthe choir for some reason. Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.06,0:22:45.07,Default,,0,0,0,,-Correct.\N-Well, how can that be? Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.10,0:22:47.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Because he can't sing.\NAnything else,\NMrs Soltani-Watkins? Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.60,0:22:50.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr Walliker, if you have failed\Nto recognise\NEros's obvious talents, Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.60,0:22:52.47,Default,,0,0,0,,-that's hardly his fault.\N-It's really quite simple. Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.51,0:22:55.08,Default,,0,0,0,,The choir, like everything else\Nin nature, is chosen on merit. Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.11,0:22:57.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, natural selection. Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.51,0:22:59.88,Default,,0,0,0,,If Eros wants\Nto put in the work,\Nhe's welcome to audition again. Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.91,0:23:01.88,Default,,0,0,0,,If you'll excuse me.\NBike! Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.92,0:23:03.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Bike! Not there. Not there. Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.72,0:23:05.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's that? Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.09,0:23:07.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. New science teacher.\NMr Walliker. Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.19,0:23:08.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Instant hero. Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.72,0:23:10.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Unbelievably rude. Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.52,0:23:11.76,Default,,0,0,0,,He's awful. Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.79,0:23:14.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Move along, please. Right away! Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.60,0:23:18.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You two! This isn't a stroll on\Nthe heath. Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.53,0:23:22.17,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't see me unfolding\Ndeck chairs and unwrapping\Nsandwiches, do you? Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.20,0:23:25.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Move it inside!\NIt's choir in eight minutes. Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.07,0:23:27.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr Walliker. Hello. Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.77,0:23:29.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't believe we've met. Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.08,0:23:30.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Billy Darcy's mum. Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.64,0:23:33.11,Default,,0,0,0,,The boy about to be diagnosed\Nwith tinnitus. Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.15,0:23:35.65,Default,,0,0,0,,The whistle is\Nan essential tool, Mrs Darcy. Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.68,0:23:37.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm. An essential tool? Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.92,0:23:40.22,Default,,0,0,0,,What an apt description. Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.02,0:23:44.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Eros! Atticus! Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.22,0:23:47.06,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're late,\Nyou will regret it for\Nthe rest of your days. Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.09,0:23:48.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.54,0:23:56.24,Default,,0,0,0,,No! Dialogue: 0,0:23:57.24,0:23:58.84,Default,,0,0,0,,She'll be back later. Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.87,0:24:00.07,Default,,0,0,0,,We have a doctor's appointment. Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.11,0:24:01.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got worms! Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.11,0:24:05.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Why is your granny\Nwearing pyjamas? Dialogue: 0,0:24:06.91,0:24:08.72,Default,,0,0,0,,That went well. Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.85,0:24:13.59,Default,,0,0,0,,"G-O-N-O"-- Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.62,0:24:15.22,Default,,0,0,0,,That's lovely, darling. Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.26,0:24:17.06,Default,,0,0,0,,-"R-H"...\N-There you go. Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.09,0:24:18.96,Default,,0,0,0,,One tablet a day for\Nthe entire family, Dialogue: 0,0:24:18.99,0:24:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,and if her itching doesn't stop,\NI suggest you get rid of\Nthat cat. Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.23,0:24:24.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you got some help yet? Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.60,0:24:26.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it doesn't look it,\Nbut really, Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.63,0:24:29.04,Default,,0,0,0,,-I've got it all in hand.\N-No, it doesn't look it. Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.07,0:24:32.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Apart from anything else,\NI'm a gynaecologist,\Nnot a paediatrician. Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.31,0:24:35.98,Default,,0,0,0,,And whilst I'm happy to step in,\Nyou do take my point. Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.01,0:24:39.71,Default,,0,0,0,,If you say "oxygen mask"\Nto me again, I will hit you\Nwith this handbag. Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.75,0:24:41.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I am not afraid of handbags. Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.08,0:24:43.18,Default,,0,0,0,,You need something else to do. Dialogue: 0,0:24:43.22,0:24:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You need a reason\Nto get out of those pyjamas. Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.65,0:24:47.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, fashion's never\Nreally been your thing. Dialogue: 0,0:24:47.75,0:24:49.86,Default,,0,0,0,,-Rude.\N-Pyjamas are all the rage\Nin Milan. Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.89,0:24:53.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget, in spite of\Nall objective evidence to\Nthe contrary, Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.23,0:24:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,you are a bright, talented,\Nbrilliant woman. Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.23,0:24:57.73,Default,,0,0,0,,And my professional advice\Nto you is this. Dialogue: 0,0:24:57.76,0:24:59.03,Default,,0,0,0,,-You need--\N-No. No, no, no. Dialogue: 0,0:24:59.07,0:25:00.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Please don't tell me to go\Nand have sex. Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.73,0:25:01.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, good Lord, no. Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.97,0:25:04.07,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Dialogue: 0,0:25:04.10,0:25:06.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Read a book.\NClean out the kitchen drawers. Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.64,0:25:08.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Leave the pink bits\Nwell enough alone. Dialogue: 0,0:25:08.91,0:25:10.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll be ready when\Nyou're ready. Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.18,0:25:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,No, my professional advice\Nto you is this: Dialogue: 0,0:25:12.98,0:25:15.28,Default,,0,0,0,,go back to work. Dialogue: 0,0:25:15.32,0:25:17.05,Default,,0,0,0,,And how's your love life? Dialogue: 0,0:25:17.82,0:25:19.65,Default,,0,0,0,,On fire. Dialogue: 0,0:25:19.69,0:25:23.12,Default,,0,0,0,,"Sy-P-Lis." Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.13,0:25:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- Mmm.\N- Syphilis. Mabel, Syphilis. Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.73,0:25:30.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Syphilis. Dialogue: 0,0:25:30.86,0:25:33.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm. Very good. Very good. Dialogue: 0,0:25:33.13,0:25:36.17,Default,,0,0,0,,And there's\Nsome delicious vegetarian\Nalternatives here too. Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.04,0:25:40.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Floods, fires and famine. Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.84,0:25:43.81,Default,,0,0,0,,As the world teeters on\Nthe edge\Nof climate catastrophe, Dialogue: 0,0:25:43.84,0:25:46.65,Default,,0,0,0,,sausages aren't the only thing\Nwe are grilling today. Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.68,0:25:50.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Environment Secretary\NSarah Givens\Njoins us after the break. Dialogue: 0,0:25:54.69,0:25:55.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi. Dialogue: 0,0:25:55.99,0:25:57.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, thank God you picked up. Dialogue: 0,0:25:57.09,0:25:59.06,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the matter? Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.09,0:26:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,They've got the bloody\NEnvironment Secretary on\Nin 45 seconds Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.70,0:26:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,and they've got me asking\Nher questions about\Nbloody tea bags. Dialogue: 0,0:26:04.40,0:26:06.67,Default,,0,0,0,,"What's the best way to recycle\Ntea bags?" Dialogue: 0,0:26:06.70,0:26:08.70,Default,,0,0,0,,"Can you clean surfaces\Nwith tea"... Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.74,0:26:09.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I need you, Bridget! Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.77,0:26:11.67,Default,,0,0,0,,OK. Uh... Dialogue: 0,0:26:11.71,0:26:13.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Ask her... Dialogue: 0,0:26:13.41,0:26:15.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Ask her why there were\Nno tax breaks\Nfor renewable energy Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.78,0:26:17.64,Default,,0,0,0,,-in last week's budget.\N-Brilliant. Dialogue: 0,0:26:17.68,0:26:20.18,Default,,0,0,0,,She'll fob you off with some\Ncrap about economic constraints Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.21,0:26:24.28,Default,,0,0,0,,and then you nail her on oil\Nand gas companies ring-fencing\Ntheir profits. Dialogue: 0,0:26:24.32,0:26:26.89,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes, I do.\N- She'll flap! Dialogue: 0,0:26:26.92,0:26:30.69,Default,,0,0,0,,And then you nuke her arse\Non the government's support\Nfor fracking. Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.72,0:26:31.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh. Dialogue: 0,0:26:31.86,0:26:33.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I fracking love you,\NBridget Jones. Dialogue: 0,0:26:33.79,0:26:35.36,Default,,0,0,0,,-Hi, Bridge.\N-Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:26:35.40,0:26:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, oh, oh! Do try to find out\Nabout the tea bags though. Dialogue: 0,0:26:39.23,0:26:41.17,Default,,0,0,0,,- Love you. Bye. Bye.\N- Love you. Bye! Dialogue: 0,0:26:43.17,0:26:44.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome back. Dialogue: 0,0:26:44.74,0:26:46.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Our next guest is Dialogue: 0,0:26:46.14,0:26:48.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Environment Secretary\NSarah Givens. Dialogue: 0,0:26:48.27,0:26:53.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Sarah, budget,\Ntax breaks, fracking. Dialogue: 0,0:26:53.08,0:26:55.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Justify. Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.05,0:26:56.42,Default,,0,0,0,,And no fob-off! Dialogue: 0,0:26:59.82,0:27:03.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Could you please put me through\Nto Richard Finch's office? Dialogue: 0,0:27:03.09,0:27:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,My name's Bridget Jones. Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.09,0:27:08.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. I'll hold. Thanks. Dialogue: 0,0:27:24.44,0:27:26.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Billy,\NI want to watch SpongeBob. Dialogue: 0,0:27:28.15,0:27:29.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Billy, come off that, please. Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.52,0:27:31.18,Default,,0,0,0,,You've had your screen time. Dialogue: 0,0:27:32.09,0:27:33.99,Default,,0,0,0,,One, two... Dialogue: 0,0:27:34.02,0:27:35.42,Default,,0,0,0,,But, Mummy, it's Sunday. Dialogue: 0,0:27:35.46,0:27:36.32,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.36,0:27:37.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I watch SpongeBob? Dialogue: 0,0:27:37.46,0:27:40.16,Default,,0,0,0,,May I watch SpongeBob. Dialogue: 0,0:27:40.19,0:27:41.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes? Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.80,0:27:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,No, you've got to say,\N"may I," not "can I." Dialogue: 0,0:27:44.03,0:27:45.17,Default,,0,0,0,,May I watch SpongeBob? Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.20,0:27:47.77,Default,,0,0,0,,-No.\N-But, Mummy! Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.80,0:27:49.34,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, no. Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.37,0:27:52.01,Default,,0,0,0,,No more screens, either of you. Dialogue: 0,0:27:52.04,0:27:54.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Screens have been\Nproven to shorten\Nattention spans and... Dialogue: 0,0:27:54.44,0:27:56.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh! Dialogue: 0,0:27:56.14,0:27:57.94,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Dialogue: 0,0:27:57.98,0:28:00.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Will you come and practise\Ncricket with me in the garden? Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.15,0:28:02.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Mummy really needs\Nto work, darling.\NWhy don't you play with Mabel? Dialogue: 0,0:28:02.82,0:28:05.75,Default,,0,0,0,,She refuses to hit the ball.\NShe says she feels sorry\Nfor Ball-y. Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.79,0:28:07.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Ball-y. Dialogue: 0,0:28:07.35,0:28:08.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Darling, please go and play\Ncricket with Billy. Dialogue: 0,0:28:09.02,0:28:10.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I may not! Dialogue: 0,0:28:19.13,0:28:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it too much to ask\Nto get some bloody peace all\Nby my bloody self Dialogue: 0,0:28:23.07,0:28:24.97,Default,,0,0,0,,for five bloody minutes? Dialogue: 0,0:28:25.01,0:28:26.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Internet's down! Dialogue: 0,0:28:26.54,0:28:28.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to watch SpongeBob. Dialogue: 0,0:28:28.34,0:28:30.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell Billy it's my turn. Dialogue: 0,0:28:30.51,0:28:34.25,Default,,0,0,0,,- Mummy!\N- I don't want to be a mummy right now. Dialogue: 0,0:28:34.28,0:28:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,You had it for ages! Dialogue: 0,0:28:35.98,0:28:38.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't even\Nhave it today. It's my turn! Dialogue: 0,0:28:38.52,0:28:40.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Mummy! Dialogue: 0,0:28:40.12,0:28:41.39,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no Internet! Dialogue: 0,0:28:41.42,0:28:44.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I just want to sit down Dialogue: 0,0:28:44.26,0:28:48.86,Default,,0,0,0,,in echoing silence on my own\Nfor one moment. Dialogue: 0,0:28:48.90,0:28:51.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Mummy! Mummy!\N- Just shut up! Dialogue: 0,0:29:01.47,0:29:03.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Shark bait! Dialogue: 0,0:29:03.28,0:29:04.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Come and get it! Dialogue: 0,0:29:06.28,0:29:07.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. You asked for it! Dialogue: 0,0:29:07.85,0:29:09.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Miranda? Dialogue: 0,0:29:09.12,0:29:10.38,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, Bridge? Dialogue: 0,0:29:10.42,0:29:12.59,Default,,0,0,0,,What're you doing here? Dialogue: 0,0:29:12.62,0:29:15.86,Default,,0,0,0,,So I was reading the newspaper\Nin Soho House Dialogue: 0,0:29:15.89,0:29:20.13,Default,,0,0,0,,and it was so, so quiet,\Nyou know? Dialogue: 0,0:29:20.16,0:29:22.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I just miss all this. Dialogue: 0,0:29:22.56,0:29:28.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Off milk, stuff, clutter,\Nchildren, life. Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.34,0:29:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Plenty of that here. Dialogue: 0,0:29:30.04,0:29:31.27,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't have any champagne. Dialogue: 0,0:29:31.30,0:29:33.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Top tip: Dialogue: 0,0:29:33.17,0:29:36.34,Default,,0,0,0,,always keep a cold bottle\Nof champagne Dialogue: 0,0:29:36.38,0:29:38.38,Default,,0,0,0,,in the fridge for emergencies. Dialogue: 0,0:29:39.28,0:29:41.21,Default,,0,0,0,,That's excellent advice. Dialogue: 0,0:29:41.25,0:29:42.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Cards on the table, Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.48,0:29:45.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm thinking\Nof unfreezing my eggs. Dialogue: 0,0:29:45.99,0:29:49.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Apparently,\Neveryone is going to Denmark Dialogue: 0,0:29:49.12,0:29:50.26,Default,,0,0,0,,to get sperm. Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.29,0:29:51.59,Default,,0,0,0,,-Oh.\N-Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:29:51.62,0:29:54.99,Default,,0,0,0,,But I want what you have.\NAll of this. Dialogue: 0,0:29:55.03,0:29:59.23,Default,,0,0,0,,But Soho House and-and Sunday\Npapers and cold champagne-- Dialogue: 0,0:29:59.27,0:30:00.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You're free, Bridge. Dialogue: 0,0:30:00.63,0:30:03.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You're liberated from\Nthe tyranny of this. Dialogue: 0,0:30:03.94,0:30:07.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you know how many\Ndating apps I use? Dialogue: 0,0:30:07.21,0:30:08.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Could you look sexy? Dialogue: 0,0:30:08.44,0:30:10.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I mean... Dialogue: 0,0:30:10.08,0:30:13.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I might still brush up OK\Ngiven enough time. Dialogue: 0,0:30:13.48,0:30:14.91,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I mean for this photo. Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.08,0:30:17.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I've set you up on Tinder. Dialogue: 0,0:30:17.28,0:30:19.19,Default,,0,0,0,,-What?\N-You're welcome. Dialogue: 0,0:30:19.22,0:30:21.45,Default,,0,0,0,,-Oh, no, no, no, no, no.\N-Well, I've popped you down as\Na widow. Dialogue: 0,0:30:21.49,0:30:23.46,Default,,0,0,0,,It's so much more romantic\Nand singular. Dialogue: 0,0:30:23.49,0:30:26.36,Default,,0,0,0,,We all agree it's what you need. Dialogue: 0,0:30:26.39,0:30:28.93,Default,,0,0,0,,What's Tinder? Dialogue: 0,0:30:28.96,0:30:30.20,Default,,0,0,0,,It's... Dialogue: 0,0:30:30.23,0:30:33.23,Default,,0,0,0,,such a lovely day. Dialogue: 0,0:30:33.27,0:30:36.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Who wants to, um,\Ngo to the heath? Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.97,0:30:39.24,Default,,0,0,0,,-No, I don't wanna go!\N-No, SpongeBob! Dialogue: 0,0:30:39.27,0:30:41.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, OK. That's no problem. Dialogue: 0,0:30:41.64,0:30:43.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, sure. Dialogue: 0,0:30:43.14,0:30:44.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, you stay here, Dialogue: 0,0:30:44.71,0:30:50.38,Default,,0,0,0,,and I'll just, uh, take these\Nchocolate buttons. Ooh! Dialogue: 0,0:30:50.42,0:30:53.62,Default,,0,0,0,,-Let's go, nutters!\N-Can't wait! Dialogue: 0,0:30:53.65,0:30:56.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Children and fresh air\Nand white chocolate buttons. Dialogue: 0,0:30:56.12,0:30:58.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel like Julie Andrews! Dialogue: 0,0:30:58.63,0:31:00.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! I just got matched\Nwith someone. Dialogue: 0,0:31:00.53,0:31:02.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, Mabel, could you just\Nget off, actually, Dialogue: 0,0:31:02.26,0:31:03.56,Default,,0,0,0,,'cause you're killing my back. Dialogue: 0,0:31:03.60,0:31:07.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, he's on a street corner...\Nin a van. Dialogue: 0,0:31:09.74,0:31:12.37,Default,,0,0,0,,-He looks like Jason Statham...\N-Mmm. Dialogue: 0,0:31:12.41,0:31:14.17,Default,,0,0,0,,...if you squint. Dialogue: 0,0:31:14.21,0:31:15.51,Default,,0,0,0,,In a bit, Bridge. Dialogue: 0,0:31:15.54,0:31:17.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye, kids. See you. Dialogue: 0,0:31:17.14,0:31:18.65,Default,,0,0,0,,- Bye!\N- Bye. Dialogue: 0,0:31:24.32,0:31:28.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, how everything\Ncalms down once you're outside\Nin blue skies Dialogue: 0,0:31:28.72,0:31:32.39,Default,,0,0,0,,turning the children into\Nbiddable lemurs. Dialogue: 0,0:31:32.43,0:31:36.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Will obviously\Ndelete Tinder immediately. Dialogue: 0,0:31:36.53,0:31:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,But perhaps\Na very quick look first. Dialogue: 0,0:31:44.70,0:31:45.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Keith? Dialogue: 0,0:31:46.57,0:31:48.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Who are you, Keith? Dialogue: 0,0:31:51.11,0:31:55.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Feel suddenly exposed\Nto whole new world hiding\Nin plain sight Dialogue: 0,0:31:55.45,0:31:57.35,Default,,0,0,0,,like Narnia through back\Nof wardrobe, Dialogue: 0,0:31:57.38,0:32:00.09,Default,,0,0,0,,but with lion\Nand witch shagging. Dialogue: 0,0:32:00.12,0:32:02.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Mummy!\NMabel's stuck up the tree! Dialogue: 0,0:32:03.02,0:32:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- How'd she get up there?\N- Mummy! Dialogue: 0,0:32:05.19,0:32:06.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Coming! Dialogue: 0,0:32:11.03,0:32:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:32:11.73,0:32:14.13,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's... it's all right. Dialogue: 0,0:32:14.17,0:32:17.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- I can't get down either.\N- It's all right. I'm here. Dialogue: 0,0:32:18.37,0:32:19.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh. Dialogue: 0,0:32:19.47,0:32:21.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Billy. Is that you? Dialogue: 0,0:32:21.47,0:32:23.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no. It's Mr Walliker. Dialogue: 0,0:32:23.54,0:32:25.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Everything all right, Mrs Darcy? Dialogue: 0,0:32:25.51,0:32:28.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep. Super. Dialogue: 0,0:32:28.42,0:32:30.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Just climbing a tree. Dialogue: 0,0:32:30.08,0:32:32.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I can see that. Dialogue: 0,0:32:32.09,0:32:32.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Having fun? Dialogue: 0,0:32:32.79,0:32:35.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Yeah, this is really fun. Dialogue: 0,0:32:37.82,0:32:40.19,Default,,0,0,0,,-You sure you don't need a hand?\N-No, no. Dialogue: 0,0:32:40.23,0:32:41.73,Default,,0,0,0,,As Einstein said, Dialogue: 0,0:32:41.76,0:32:45.23,Default,,0,0,0,,"What goes up must come down." Dialogue: 0,0:32:45.27,0:32:47.07,Default,,0,0,0,,-Newton.\N-Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:32:47.10,0:32:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Newton. Dialogue: 0,0:32:49.24,0:32:50.57,Default,,0,0,0,,We're going to die! Dialogue: 0,0:32:50.60,0:32:53.21,Default,,0,0,0,,No, we're not going to die.\NWe're having fun. Dialogue: 0,0:32:53.24,0:32:55.48,Default,,0,0,0,,We are definitely\Ngoing to die. Dialogue: 0,0:32:55.51,0:32:57.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Clearly you've got this\Nnicely in hand. Dialogue: 0,0:32:58.75,0:33:00.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, there's a policeman. Dialogue: 0,0:33:04.35,0:33:05.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God. Dialogue: 0,0:33:05.72,0:33:08.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I've climbed\Na magical man tree. Dialogue: 0,0:33:09.12,0:33:10.29,Default,,0,0,0,,- Are you stuck?\N- Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:33:10.32,0:33:12.09,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Dialogue: 0,0:33:12.13,0:33:14.53,Default,,0,0,0,,-Do they need help?\N-Apparently not. Dialogue: 0,0:33:16.26,0:33:18.30,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I'll... I'll be off then. Dialogue: 0,0:33:18.87,0:33:20.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye-bye. Dialogue: 0,0:33:23.37,0:33:25.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. I'll be off too. Dialogue: 0,0:33:25.41,0:33:27.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't go away. Dialogue: 0,0:33:27.57,0:33:29.64,Default,,0,0,0,,No, seriously.\NDon't go away. Dialogue: 0,0:33:29.68,0:33:32.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Hang on. I'm coming. Dialogue: 0,0:33:33.31,0:33:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Coming up. Dialogue: 0,0:33:37.25,0:33:38.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh... Dialogue: 0,0:33:38.32,0:33:40.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello. Dialogue: 0,0:33:40.15,0:33:42.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, just... Hang on. Dialogue: 0,0:33:47.23,0:33:48.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello. Dialogue: 0,0:33:48.23,0:33:49.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, mate. Dialogue: 0,0:33:49.43,0:33:50.70,Default,,0,0,0,,-Hi, what's your name?\N-Mabel. Dialogue: 0,0:33:50.73,0:33:52.87,Default,,0,0,0,,-Mabel.\N-I can't jump down. Dialogue: 0,0:33:53.87,0:33:56.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Well, you sit down there. Dialogue: 0,0:33:56.34,0:33:59.17,Default,,0,0,0,,You get comfy, and I'm gonna go\Ndown there and catch you, OK? Dialogue: 0,0:34:00.84,0:34:02.41,Default,,0,0,0,,-Okay, you ready?\N-Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:34:02.44,0:34:04.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Three, two, one, go! Dialogue: 0,0:34:04.34,0:34:07.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- I did it!\N-I've got you.\NWell done. Dialogue: 0,0:34:07.31,0:34:08.85,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, big man. Your turn. Dialogue: 0,0:34:08.88,0:34:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. You got this, mate.\NThere we go. Dialogue: 0,0:34:11.79,0:34:13.15,Default,,0,0,0,,- Next foot.\N- That's it, darling. Dialogue: 0,0:34:13.19,0:34:15.42,Default,,0,0,0,,And I've got you. Dialogue: 0,0:34:15.46,0:34:17.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Mum. Dialogue: 0,0:34:17.26,0:34:18.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:34:18.56,0:34:19.66,Default,,0,0,0,,There we go. Dialogue: 0,0:34:19.69,0:34:21.29,Default,,0,0,0,,-Okay.\N-Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:34:23.56,0:34:25.20,Default,,0,0,0,,- You all right?\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:34:26.20,0:34:27.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:34:28.37,0:34:29.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:34:30.60,0:34:31.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:34:33.57,0:34:35.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:34:35.21,0:34:35.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It's all right. Dialogue: 0,0:34:37.68,0:34:40.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, I'm Roxby.\NBut you can call me Roxster. Dialogue: 0,0:34:41.41,0:34:42.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget Jones. Dialogue: 0,0:34:42.55,0:34:44.28,Default,,0,0,0,,But you can call her Mummy. Dialogue: 0,0:34:44.32,0:34:46.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm. Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:34:47.22,0:34:48.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Dialogue: 0,0:34:49.76,0:34:50.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I think this is yours. Dialogue: 0,0:34:53.49,0:34:54.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks. Dialogue: 0,0:34:56.53,0:34:57.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Anything else I can help with? Dialogue: 0,0:34:57.90,0:34:59.33,Default,,0,0,0,,God, yes. Dialogue: 0,0:34:59.37,0:35:00.37,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Dialogue: 0,0:35:01.40,0:35:02.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:35:02.84,0:35:05.21,Default,,0,0,0,,It's nice to meet you, Roxy. Dialogue: 0,0:35:05.77,0:35:06.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Roxster. Dialogue: 0,0:35:09.38,0:35:11.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You too, Bridget Jones. Dialogue: 0,0:35:18.39,0:35:21.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Now obsessed\Nwith tree-rescuing Adonis Dialogue: 0,0:35:21.29,0:35:25.59,Default,,0,0,0,,and reentering world\Nof flirting simultaneously\Nwith workforce. Dialogue: 0,0:35:25.63,0:35:28.56,Default,,0,0,0,,-Mrs Darcy.\N-Mr Walliker. Dialogue: 0,0:35:28.60,0:35:32.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Weapon at the ready, I see. Dialogue: 0,0:35:32.40,0:35:35.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Good to see you managed\Nto extricate yourself from\Nthat tree. Dialogue: 0,0:35:35.70,0:35:38.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yes.\NIt's the children's\Nfavourite game. Dialogue: 0,0:35:38.27,0:35:42.34,Default,,0,0,0,,We're completely obsessed\Nwith the outdoors in our house. Dialogue: 0,0:35:42.38,0:35:45.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'll have to put you down\Nfor our Outward Bound trip\Nnext term. Dialogue: 0,0:35:45.35,0:35:46.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Sounds like it'd be right up\Nyour street. Dialogue: 0,0:35:46.81,0:35:48.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Fucking fuck. Dialogue: 0,0:35:48.48,0:35:50.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Good. Dialogue: 0,0:35:50.55,0:35:53.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you have my slime?\NI promised I'd show Cosmata. Dialogue: 0,0:35:55.36,0:35:56.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Dialogue: 0,0:35:58.99,0:36:00.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, those are mine. Dialogue: 0,0:36:00.39,0:36:01.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Give them to me. Dialogue: 0,0:36:03.96,0:36:07.40,Default,,0,0,0,,They are actually hers. Dialogue: 0,0:36:07.43,0:36:08.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, in that case... Dialogue: 0,0:36:12.94,0:36:14.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget! Dialogue: 0,0:36:14.74,0:36:16.44,Default,,0,0,0,,You're dressed properly. Dialogue: 0,0:36:17.28,0:36:18.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Odd. Dialogue: 0,0:36:18.58,0:36:20.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Heading to a meeting. Dialogue: 0,0:36:20.45,0:36:22.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Thinking about going back to\Nmy old job. Dialogue: 0,0:36:22.85,0:36:25.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, a job. Oh, I'll put you down\Nfor Jobs Day then. Dialogue: 0,0:36:25.92,0:36:27.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Fucking fuckety fuck fuck. Dialogue: 0,0:36:27.72,0:36:30.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, absolutely. Dialogue: 0,0:36:30.06,0:36:32.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Celestine,\Nmerci. C'est gentil. Dialogue: 0,0:36:32.99,0:36:35.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually, do you mind\Ntidying this up a little bit? Dialogue: 0,0:36:35.46,0:36:36.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure. Dialogue: 0,0:36:36.96,0:36:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, what about the children?\NDo you have a nanny? Dialogue: 0,0:36:38.73,0:36:40.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Not yet. Dialogue: 0,0:36:40.07,0:36:42.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I've got the perfect person.\NShe's excellent. Dialogue: 0,0:36:42.80,0:36:44.84,Default,,0,0,0,,She's very pretty, but that\Ndoesn't matter, Bridget, Dialogue: 0,0:36:44.87,0:36:46.91,Default,,0,0,0,,because you don't have\Na husband, Dialogue: 0,0:36:46.94,0:36:49.84,Default,,0,0,0,,so it's absolutely immaterial\Nhow pretty and perfect she is. Dialogue: 0,0:36:49.88,0:36:51.98,Default,,0,0,0,,-Sounds good.\N-There we go. Dialogue: 0,0:36:52.01,0:36:54.41,Default,,0,0,0,,-Francesca.\N-Sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:36:54.45,0:36:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Wonderful. Dialogue: 0,0:36:55.78,0:36:57.85,Default,,0,0,0,,It's nothing.\NI just threw it together. Dialogue: 0,0:36:57.88,0:36:59.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah. Dialogue: 0,0:36:59.42,0:37:01.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget? Your donation? Dialogue: 0,0:37:01.89,0:37:03.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You didn't forget? Dialogue: 0,0:37:03.46,0:37:05.93,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Dialogue: 0,0:37:05.96,0:37:08.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Certainly not. Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.90,0:37:11.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, let's see. Dialogue: 0,0:37:11.90,0:37:13.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Here we are. Dialogue: 0,0:37:14.83,0:37:16.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Hummus. Dialogue: 0,0:37:16.57,0:37:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,And, uh... Dialogue: 0,0:37:23.64,0:37:25.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Rice cakes. Dialogue: 0,0:37:25.78,0:37:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,And look, they've even been\Nopened already. Dialogue: 0,0:37:30.95,0:37:33.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Lovely. Dialogue: 0,0:37:33.05,0:37:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah. Her name's Chloe,\Nand she'll be with you at 6:30. Dialogue: 0,0:37:37.76,0:37:39.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Raef! India! Get inside. Dialogue: 0,0:37:39.53,0:37:40.93,Default,,0,0,0,,That's enough chatting. Dialogue: 0,0:37:42.80,0:37:44.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget Jones. Dialogue: 0,0:37:44.86,0:37:46.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:38:17.83,0:38:19.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Four. Dialogue: 0,0:38:19.40,0:38:20.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Four. Dialogue: 0,0:38:34.71,0:38:37.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- Three.\N- Three. Dialogue: 0,0:38:37.75,0:38:39.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:38:41.82,0:38:43.49,Default,,0,0,0,,This is Bridget Jones\Nabout to Dialogue: 0,0:38:43.52,0:38:47.03,Default,,0,0,0,,go into an actual\Nin-person meeting. Dialogue: 0,0:38:49.00,0:38:51.50,Default,,0,0,0,,-Brenda Jones?\N-Oh, actually, it's-- Dialogue: 0,0:38:51.53,0:38:54.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget Jones, there you are.\NExcellent. Quick, come with me. Dialogue: 0,0:38:54.20,0:38:56.44,Default,,0,0,0,,-Thank you, Lizzie.\N-Thanks. Dialogue: 0,0:38:57.84,0:38:59.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Good to see ya.\NHow have you been? Dialogue: 0,0:39:01.01,0:39:02.81,Default,,0,0,0,,You look hot. Dialogue: 0,0:39:02.84,0:39:05.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Thank you, Richard. Dialogue: 0,0:39:05.15,0:39:08.48,Default,,0,0,0,,But I think you'll find\Nthat sort of language is\Na little outmoded Dialogue: 0,0:39:08.52,0:39:10.75,Default,,0,0,0,,-in the workplace.\N-No, I mean flustered. Dialogue: 0,0:39:10.78,0:39:12.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you going through the, uh,\Nyou know? Dialogue: 0,0:39:14.99,0:39:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget, let me introduce you\Nto Talitha. Dialogue: 0,0:39:18.16,0:39:21.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Richard, what am I\Nsupposed to do with this, huh? Dialogue: 0,0:39:21.80,0:39:23.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Does it climb?\NDoes it stand on one leg? Dialogue: 0,0:39:23.63,0:39:26.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Does it do cartwheels?\NIt's a tortoise.\NIt doesn't do anything. Dialogue: 0,0:39:26.17,0:39:28.64,Default,,0,0,0,,He can't pull out.\N Who the fuck does he think he is? Dialogue: 0,0:39:28.67,0:39:30.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Arrogant, self-important prick. Dialogue: 0,0:39:30.70,0:39:33.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell that selfish arsehole\Nhe can rot in hell. Dialogue: 0,0:39:33.94,0:39:35.81,Default,,0,0,0,,The Dalai Lama's cancelled. Dialogue: 0,0:39:35.84,0:39:37.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Twat. Shit. Dialogue: 0,0:39:37.91,0:39:40.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, we've got an hour\Ntill we're on air. Dialogue: 0,0:39:41.01,0:39:42.75,Default,,0,0,0,,We need a replacement.\NLet me make a call. Dialogue: 0,0:39:42.78,0:39:44.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I do Krav Maga with Fergie. Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.08,0:39:45.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Duchess or Black Eyed Pea? Dialogue: 0,0:39:45.85,0:39:47.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Duchess. She could be here\Nin 45. Dialogue: 0,0:39:47.92,0:39:51.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Talitha, meet Bridget Jones.\NBest producer we've ever had. Dialogue: 0,0:39:51.76,0:39:52.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Dialogue: 0,0:39:52.89,0:39:54.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure you're very good too. Dialogue: 0,0:39:54.63,0:39:55.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Huge fan. Dialogue: 0,0:39:55.80,0:39:57.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold this. Dialogue: 0,0:39:57.03,0:39:58.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Loved your early work\Nfrom Chechnya. Dialogue: 0,0:39:58.93,0:40:02.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Now I'm doing features\Non incontinent tortoises. Dialogue: 0,0:40:02.54,0:40:03.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Fergie. Dialogue: 0,0:40:03.80,0:40:05.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Are those glutes burning up? Dialogue: 0,0:40:05.61,0:40:06.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello. Dialogue: 0,0:40:06.21,0:40:08.61,Default,,0,0,0,,-Hey. Sorry.\N-Right. Dialogue: 0,0:40:08.64,0:40:12.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, right. Let's get rid\Nof this set, please, now! Dialogue: 0,0:40:12.05,0:40:14.01,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what do you think? Dialogue: 0,0:40:14.05,0:40:15.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Can we lure you back? Dialogue: 0,0:40:15.82,0:40:17.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Fergie's in. Dialogue: 0,0:40:17.82,0:40:21.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Does anyone know how\Nto get tortoise piss out\Nof silk? Dialogue: 0,0:40:21.09,0:40:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Blotting and mild detergent. Dialogue: 0,0:40:24.66,0:40:25.99,Default,,0,0,0,,When can I start? Dialogue: 0,0:40:28.29,0:40:31.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Am rejoining ranks\Nof London's employed Dialogue: 0,0:40:31.13,0:40:34.80,Default,,0,0,0,,and meaningfully contributing\Nto society. Dialogue: 0,0:40:34.83,0:40:39.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Can walk with head held high\Nand be role model\Nfor Billy and Mabel, Dialogue: 0,0:40:39.71,0:40:44.24,Default,,0,0,0,,saving them from otherwise\Ncertain future as alcoholic\Nwards of the state. Dialogue: 0,0:40:46.61,0:40:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It's super that\Nthe television's invited\Nyou back. Dialogue: 0,0:40:49.65,0:40:52.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course, I always stayed\Nat home when you were little. Dialogue: 0,0:40:52.09,0:40:53.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Classic Mum. Dialogue: 0,0:40:53.05,0:40:54.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't really talk, Mum. Dialogue: 0,0:40:54.72,0:40:56.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got to tidy up\Nbefore the nanny gets here. Dialogue: 0,0:40:56.89,0:40:58.22,Default,,0,0,0,,A nanny? Really? Dialogue: 0,0:40:58.26,0:41:01.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Mummy doesn't love us anymore.\NOw! Dialogue: 0,0:41:01.90,0:41:04.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Ever since Mum\Nand Una moved\Ninto Audsley House, Dialogue: 0,0:41:04.76,0:41:07.27,Default,,0,0,0,,the retirement home\Nwe have to pretend is a hotel, Dialogue: 0,0:41:07.30,0:41:09.10,Default,,0,0,0,,the phone calls\Nhave been the same. Dialogue: 0,0:41:09.14,0:41:11.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Any men on the horizon,\NBridget? Dialogue: 0,0:41:11.81,0:41:14.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, there's got to\Nbe someone. Some people\Ndon't mind a widow. Dialogue: 0,0:41:14.91,0:41:16.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Stings a bit. Dialogue: 0,0:41:16.61,0:41:18.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Beggars can't\Nbe choosers, Bridget. Dialogue: 0,0:41:18.61,0:41:21.61,Default,,0,0,0,,And now, look, we're in\Nthe hotel kitchen Dialogue: 0,0:41:21.65,0:41:24.28,Default,,0,0,0,,doing salmon in the sous vide. Dialogue: 0,0:41:24.32,0:41:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, it's basically\Nboil-in-the-bag, Dialogue: 0,0:41:26.65,0:41:28.99,Default,,0,0,0,,but everybody's doing it\Nthese days. Dialogue: 0,0:41:29.02,0:41:31.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Roxster.\NDefinite development. Dialogue: 0,0:41:31.62,0:41:33.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Cooking's never really\Nbeen your thing. Dialogue: 0,0:41:33.16,0:41:35.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, must go. Bye, Mum! Dialogue: 0,0:41:35.80,0:41:36.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye, bye. Dialogue: 0,0:41:36.83,0:41:38.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, God, it's her. Dialogue: 0,0:41:40.97,0:41:42.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, I'm Chloe. Dialogue: 0,0:41:43.70,0:41:44.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello. Dialogue: 0,0:41:46.17,0:41:47.97,Default,,0,0,0,,What the actual fuck? Dialogue: 0,0:41:48.01,0:41:50.64,Default,,0,0,0,,She looks like a film star. Dialogue: 0,0:41:50.68,0:41:52.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Chloe, this is Mabel. Dialogue: 0,0:41:52.18,0:41:54.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, I can play the recorder\Nwith my nose. Dialogue: 0,0:41:56.72,0:41:59.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Children, this is Chloe. Dialogue: 0,0:41:59.05,0:42:01.02,Default,,0,0,0,,She's going to come\Nand help with everything. Dialogue: 0,0:42:01.05,0:42:02.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Nicolette mentioned it would\Nbe a challenge, Dialogue: 0,0:42:02.92,0:42:05.03,Default,,0,0,0,,-but I've certainly seen worse.\N-Oh. Dialogue: 0,0:42:05.06,0:42:07.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, and this is Billy,\Nthe science genius. Dialogue: 0,0:42:08.03,0:42:11.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, we mustn't\Npigeonhole children.\NIt adds undue pressure. Dialogue: 0,0:42:11.93,0:42:14.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you read How To Raise\Na Self-Driven Child? Dialogue: 0,0:42:14.03,0:42:15.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yes. It's-It's on my list, Dialogue: 0,0:42:15.67,0:42:18.97,Default,,0,0,0,,so do not spoil the ending. Dialogue: 0,0:42:19.01,0:42:20.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, not to worry, Billy. Dialogue: 0,0:42:20.77,0:42:22.68,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not about the result.\NIt's about the journey. Dialogue: 0,0:42:22.71,0:42:24.98,Default,,0,0,0,,There's something to learn\Nwhether you get an A or a C. Dialogue: 0,0:42:25.01,0:42:28.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Billy has never had\Na C in... Dialogue: 0,0:42:29.42,0:42:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Who did this? Dialogue: 0,0:42:30.15,0:42:32.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr Walliker. Dialogue: 0,0:42:32.22,0:42:35.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I drew the earth\Nand the atmosphere,\Nand I put heaven over the top. Dialogue: 0,0:42:35.76,0:42:38.89,Default,,0,0,0,,And Mr Walliker said that heaven\Nwas a religious construct. Dialogue: 0,0:42:38.93,0:42:40.19,Default,,0,0,0,,And he gave me a C. Dialogue: 0,0:42:40.23,0:42:42.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Mr Walliker Dialogue: 0,0:42:42.26,0:42:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,is a whistle-obsessed fascist Dialogue: 0,0:42:45.03,0:42:48.23,Default,,0,0,0,,with all the soul of\Na non-stick wok. Dialogue: 0,0:42:48.27,0:42:50.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Where did you hide\Nthe chocolate digestives? Dialogue: 0,0:42:50.70,0:42:53.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't hide... Dialogue: 0,0:42:54.84,0:42:55.88,Default,,0,0,0,,...anything. Dialogue: 0,0:42:57.28,0:43:00.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, plenty to do here. Dialogue: 0,0:43:02.05,0:43:04.68,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ If my body was a boat\NCould you steer that, sailor? ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:43:04.72,0:43:08.09,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Make it feel\NLike it's a 1960s\NHollywood trailer...♪ Dialogue: 0,0:43:08.12,0:43:11.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Consumed with guilt\Nre hideously perfect nanny, Dialogue: 0,0:43:11.86,0:43:14.33,Default,,0,0,0,,who children will obviously\Ncome to love more than\Nhopeless mother Dialogue: 0,0:43:14.36,0:43:16.26,Default,,0,0,0,,without film star hair. Dialogue: 0,0:43:16.30,0:43:18.97,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Ooh, it's what I need\NYes, 'cause♪ Dialogue: 0,0:43:19.00,0:43:23.14,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I could love you♪ Dialogue: 0,0:43:23.17,0:43:27.81,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ If I really wanted to♪ Dialogue: 0,0:43:27.84,0:43:31.24,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ You could be\NBe my glass of wine♪ Dialogue: 0,0:43:31.28,0:43:33.91,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ When the sun set\NHelp me exhale all the excess♪ Dialogue: 0,0:43:33.95,0:43:37.42,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Baby, bae, b-b-bae\NB-b-baby, would you♪ Dialogue: 0,0:43:37.45,0:43:39.92,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Would you make it\Nall right?♪ Dialogue: 0,0:43:39.95,0:43:41.29,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Or maybe that much better?♪ Dialogue: 0,0:43:41.32,0:43:42.99,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ If you wanted\NYou could make it♪ Dialogue: 0,0:43:43.02,0:43:45.13,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ All worth it, worth it\NWorth it, worth it♪ Dialogue: 0,0:43:45.16,0:43:50.13,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Ooh, when I see the sun rising\NYou make it that much better♪ Dialogue: 0,0:43:50.16,0:43:53.00,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ So I hope you're gonna make it\NAll worth it, worth it...♪ Dialogue: 0,0:43:53.03,0:43:56.40,Default,,0,0,0,,And texting Roxster\Nslowly became part of my life. Dialogue: 0,0:43:56.44,0:44:00.47,Default,,0,0,0,,A relationship\Nwith no necessity\Nfor actually meeting, Dialogue: 0,0:44:00.51,0:44:04.81,Default,,0,0,0,,or arrangements, or sex,\Nor any real life at all. Dialogue: 0,0:44:04.84,0:44:08.98,Default,,0,0,0,,In other words,\Nthe perfect relationship. Dialogue: 0,0:44:09.02,0:44:11.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that the tree Adonis? Dialogue: 0,0:44:12.15,0:44:14.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a minute. Dialogue: 0,0:44:14.42,0:44:17.82,Default,,0,0,0,,You wrote to him,\N"How are you liking Tinder?" Dialogue: 0,0:44:17.86,0:44:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Inoffensive, neutral,\Na bit dull. Dialogue: 0,0:44:20.33,0:44:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,He replied, "Don't know,\Nonly joined it to find you,\NBridget Jones." Dialogue: 0,0:44:25.27,0:44:27.40,Default,,0,0,0,,-Shag him now.\N-Mm-mmm. Dialogue: 0,0:44:27.43,0:44:30.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Then he sent a smiley emoji Dialogue: 0,0:44:30.30,0:44:34.21,Default,,0,0,0,,and then you responded\Nwith the flag of Greece, Dialogue: 0,0:44:34.24,0:44:37.94,Default,,0,0,0,,an abacus and a duck. Dialogue: 0,0:44:41.01,0:44:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I panicked. Dialogue: 0,0:44:42.15,0:44:43.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:44:43.42,0:44:45.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's next? Dialogue: 0,0:44:45.35,0:44:48.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you want to go for a drink? Dialogue: 0,0:44:48.12,0:44:50.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm so flattered. Dialogue: 0,0:44:50.36,0:44:52.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, but I've got a boyfriend. Dialogue: 0,0:44:52.89,0:44:56.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, sort of got a boyfriend.\NI think. Dialogue: 0,0:44:56.83,0:45:00.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, so nice of you to ask,\Nbut, um... Dialogue: 0,0:45:01.37,0:45:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,no, thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:45:03.40,0:45:05.81,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's part of the meal deal. Dialogue: 0,0:45:09.21,0:45:10.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, this one's easy. Dialogue: 0,0:45:10.34,0:45:13.11,Default,,0,0,0,,You absolutely must go.\NObviously. Dialogue: 0,0:45:13.15,0:45:16.52,Default,,0,0,0,,But we've been texting for so\Nlong now. I can't meet him. Dialogue: 0,0:45:16.55,0:45:18.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, maybe it's like\Nin Jane Austen's day Dialogue: 0,0:45:18.49,0:45:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,when they did letter writing\Nfor months and months Dialogue: 0,0:45:20.32,0:45:21.96,Default,,0,0,0,,and then suddenly\Njust got married. Dialogue: 0,0:45:21.99,0:45:25.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget, sexting a man\Nthat you just met in a park Dialogue: 0,0:45:25.23,0:45:26.96,Default,,0,0,0,,is nothing like\NJane Austen's day. Dialogue: 0,0:45:26.99,0:45:29.83,Default,,0,0,0,,-If you don't shag him, I will.\N-I can't. Dialogue: 0,0:45:29.86,0:45:33.20,Default,,0,0,0,,There is no possibility\Nof being naked with a man\Nat this point in my life. Dialogue: 0,0:45:33.23,0:45:35.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You just need a little rebrand. Dialogue: 0,0:45:35.44,0:45:37.10,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll start by getting a slip. Dialogue: 0,0:45:37.14,0:45:38.91,Default,,0,0,0,,-A slip?\N-Yeah, with a slip, Dialogue: 0,0:45:38.94,0:45:41.37,Default,,0,0,0,,you can show off your arms,\Nyour legs, your décolletage, Dialogue: 0,0:45:41.41,0:45:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,which are always the last to go. Dialogue: 0,0:45:43.08,0:45:44.51,Default,,0,0,0,,And keep the central area, Dialogue: 0,0:45:44.54,0:45:47.41,Default,,0,0,0,,which one might want to gloss\Nover, glossed over. Dialogue: 0,0:45:47.45,0:45:48.98,Default,,0,0,0,,And get a Brazilian. Dialogue: 0,0:45:49.02,0:45:50.45,Default,,0,0,0,,God, no. Dialogue: 0,0:45:50.48,0:45:52.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I like a bit\Nof coverage down there. Dialogue: 0,0:45:52.25,0:45:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Or run a comb through it\Nat least. Dialogue: 0,0:45:54.15,0:45:56.22,Default,,0,0,0,,But also, do get a Brazilian. Dialogue: 0,0:45:56.26,0:45:58.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Just dust it. Dust it down. Dialogue: 0,0:45:58.99,0:46:00.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I'll go! Dialogue: 0,0:46:00.49,0:46:03.30,Default,,0,0,0,,But I'm not going to sleep\Nwith him. Dialogue: 0,0:46:04.93,0:46:07.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Are condoms\Nmeant to be coloured? Dialogue: 0,0:46:07.13,0:46:09.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Is hypersensitive good? Dialogue: 0,0:46:09.14,0:46:11.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Large? Small? Oh. Dialogue: 0,0:46:11.50,0:46:14.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe just purchase\Na representative selection. Dialogue: 0,0:46:23.25,0:46:24.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Regular. Dialogue: 0,0:46:26.09,0:46:27.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm, exotic flavours. Dialogue: 0,0:46:30.12,0:46:31.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Thin feel. Dialogue: 0,0:46:33.43,0:46:34.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Extra-large. Dialogue: 0,0:46:36.30,0:46:37.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Pleasure Me. Dialogue: 0,0:46:39.50,0:46:41.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Lube. Dialogue: 0,0:46:42.60,0:46:44.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Pleasure Me again. Dialogue: 0,0:46:54.08,0:46:56.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Enjoy your weekend, Mrs Darcy. Dialogue: 0,0:47:05.06,0:47:06.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, old friend. Dialogue: 0,0:47:15.14,0:47:16.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm. Dialogue: 0,0:47:17.64,0:47:18.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for having\Nthe kids tonight. Dialogue: 0,0:47:18.97,0:47:20.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Always a pleasure,\Nnever a chore. Dialogue: 0,0:47:20.47,0:47:21.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll take them to\Nschool in the morning. Dialogue: 0,0:47:21.94,0:47:25.91,Default,,0,0,0,,So you can stay out as late\Nas you want. Dialogue: 0,0:47:25.95,0:47:28.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Make up for four years of\Nno shagging. Dialogue: 0,0:47:28.08,0:47:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,It's only a drink. Dialogue: 0,0:47:32.19,0:47:33.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Too see-through? Dialogue: 0,0:47:34.02,0:47:36.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm. Definitely. Dialogue: 0,0:47:36.26,0:47:37.46,Default,,0,0,0,,OK. Dialogue: 0,0:47:38.99,0:47:40.09,Default,,0,0,0,,How about this? Dialogue: 0,0:47:42.23,0:47:44.23,Default,,0,0,0,,OK. Dialogue: 0,0:47:44.26,0:47:46.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The reality suddenly\Ncompletely terrifying, Dialogue: 0,0:47:46.53,0:47:48.34,Default,,0,0,0,,and Mark,\Nand insane and flabby. Dialogue: 0,0:47:48.37,0:47:49.60,Default,,0,0,0,,And oh, God, oh, God. Dialogue: 0,0:47:49.64,0:47:50.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't. Dialogue: 0,0:47:51.00,0:47:52.97,Default,,0,0,0,,-I really can't.\N-Oh. What? What? Dialogue: 0,0:47:53.01,0:47:56.01,Default,,0,0,0,,-No, I just can't.\N-Aw. Hey, you can. Dialogue: 0,0:47:56.04,0:48:00.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You just need to think of\Nit as widening your circle\Nof friends. Dialogue: 0,0:48:00.11,0:48:01.18,Default,,0,0,0,,That's all. Dialogue: 0,0:48:02.22,0:48:03.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm? Dialogue: 0,0:48:03.98,0:48:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on. Dialogue: 0,0:48:05.29,0:48:07.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Put on the dress,\Nget out of here Dialogue: 0,0:48:07.39,0:48:09.59,Default,,0,0,0,,and widen your fucking circle. Dialogue: 0,0:48:28.71,0:48:30.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, God. Look at him. Dialogue: 0,0:48:30.64,0:48:32.61,Default,,0,0,0,,What if he's perfect? Dialogue: 0,0:48:42.19,0:48:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello. Dialogue: 0,0:48:43.19,0:48:44.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi. Dialogue: 0,0:48:46.29,0:48:50.16,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a really great place\Naround here that's been here\Nfor forever. Dialogue: 0,0:48:50.20,0:48:51.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you know this area at all? Dialogue: 0,0:48:51.60,0:48:54.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm, I used to. Dialogue: 0,0:48:54.60,0:48:58.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, the, uh, Heath Ranger\Nthing is just a day job. Dialogue: 0,0:48:58.20,0:49:01.01,Default,,0,0,0,,And my real passion is garbage. Dialogue: 0,0:49:03.24,0:49:04.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? Dialogue: 0,0:49:04.48,0:49:08.01,Default,,0,0,0,,The technical term\Nis garbologist. Dialogue: 0,0:49:08.05,0:49:11.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a biochemist.\NStudying to be one. Dialogue: 0,0:49:11.42,0:49:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a student. Dialogue: 0,0:49:13.15,0:49:15.36,Default,,0,0,0,,A late-in-life one, anyway.\NYeah. Dialogue: 0,0:49:15.39,0:49:17.32,Default,,0,0,0,,How late? Dialogue: 0,0:49:17.36,0:49:18.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm 28. Dialogue: 0,0:49:19.53,0:49:21.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just kidding. Dialogue: 0,0:49:21.16,0:49:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm 29. Dialogue: 0,0:49:23.03,0:49:24.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck. Dialogue: 0,0:49:24.66,0:49:27.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Is he closer in age to me\Nor to Billy? Dialogue: 0,0:49:27.33,0:49:28.57,Default,,0,0,0,,What about you? Dialogue: 0,0:49:29.84,0:49:31.24,Default,,0,0,0,,You are... Dialogue: 0,0:49:31.27,0:49:33.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Slightly older. Dialogue: 0,0:49:33.37,0:49:36.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna say 35-ish. Dialogue: 0,0:49:36.51,0:49:38.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:49:38.11,0:49:39.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Bull's-eye. Dialogue: 0,0:49:40.25,0:49:41.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's say 35. Dialogue: 0,0:49:41.68,0:49:43.15,Default,,0,0,0,,-Mmm. Thirty-five it is.\N-Mm-hmm. Dialogue: 0,0:49:45.12,0:49:46.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Is 35 all right? Dialogue: 0,0:49:46.65,0:49:48.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I think older women, Dialogue: 0,0:49:48.59,0:49:51.32,Default,,0,0,0,,ever so slightly older women, Dialogue: 0,0:49:52.56,0:49:54.09,Default,,0,0,0,,have a wiser view on life. Dialogue: 0,0:49:54.13,0:49:56.36,Default,,0,0,0,,You know,\Nthey're more experienced Dialogue: 0,0:49:56.40,0:49:59.67,Default,,0,0,0,,and more emotionally mature. Dialogue: 0,0:49:59.70,0:50:01.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Me in a nutshell. Dialogue: 0,0:50:01.57,0:50:04.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I find that very attractive. Dialogue: 0,0:50:27.33,0:50:31.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, God.\N I have no idea how any of this works anymore. Dialogue: 0,0:50:32.73,0:50:34.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it all right if I kiss you? Dialogue: 0,0:50:37.70,0:50:40.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw.\NThe generation who ask. Dialogue: 0,0:50:40.84,0:50:43.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I think\Nthat would be acceptable. Dialogue: 0,0:51:34.46,0:51:36.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Give me just one moment. Dialogue: 0,0:51:47.64,0:51:49.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God. Dialogue: 0,0:51:51.24,0:51:52.85,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing? Dialogue: 0,0:52:16.64,0:52:19.77,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Put your hand down, boy♪ Dialogue: 0,0:52:19.81,0:52:22.94,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Welcome to my zoo♪ Dialogue: 0,0:52:22.98,0:52:26.55,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Put your head inside\NMy big, black wild while♪ Dialogue: 0,0:52:26.58,0:52:29.68,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I can still help you♪ Dialogue: 0,0:52:29.72,0:52:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ See the snake-baboon♪ Dialogue: 0,0:52:32.82,0:52:35.92,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Funky, chic and smooth♪ Dialogue: 0,0:52:35.96,0:52:39.66,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Honey, can you spy\NThe divine ape-swine♪ Dialogue: 0,0:52:39.69,0:52:43.96,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ 'Cause he can see you♪ Dialogue: 0,0:52:47.50,0:52:48.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I... Dialogue: 0,0:52:48.70,0:52:49.80,Default,,0,0,0,,You all right? Dialogue: 0,0:52:49.84,0:52:51.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. It's just... Dialogue: 0,0:52:53.31,0:52:54.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:52:55.54,0:52:56.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow. It's really tight. Dialogue: 0,0:53:00.31,0:53:04.28,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'm a man\NI'm a twisted fool♪ Dialogue: 0,0:53:04.32,0:53:07.55,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ My hands are twisted, too...♪ Dialogue: 0,0:53:09.46,0:53:11.79,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I am an animal...♪\NOh, God. Dialogue: 0,0:53:11.83,0:53:14.29,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ ...that starts with E♪ Dialogue: 0,0:53:14.33,0:53:15.56,Default,,0,0,0,,-Mabel's.\N-Ah. Dialogue: 0,0:53:16.73,0:53:17.96,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'm a man♪ Dialogue: 0,0:53:18.00,0:53:20.77,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'm a twisted fool♪ Dialogue: 0,0:53:20.80,0:53:23.94,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ My hands are twisted too♪ Dialogue: 0,0:53:23.97,0:53:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Five fingers\NTwo black hooves♪ Dialogue: 0,0:53:26.44,0:53:27.74,Default,,0,0,0,,You make me so hard, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:53:27.77,0:53:30.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You make me hard. Dialogue: 0,0:53:32.38,0:53:33.41,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:53:34.71,0:53:36.92,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Got toes and I can smile♪ Dialogue: 0,0:53:36.95,0:53:42.02,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'm crooked but upright♪ Dialogue: 0,0:54:12.05,0:54:14.35,Default,,0,0,0,,How did that happen?\NI'm using protection. Dialogue: 0,0:54:16.86,0:54:22.73,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ La, la, la, la\NWhoo♪ Dialogue: 0,0:54:22.76,0:54:24.70,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'm so nine-to-five♪ Dialogue: 0,0:54:24.73,0:54:26.03,Default,,0,0,0,,-Hi, Bridge.\N-Morning. Dialogue: 0,0:54:26.07,0:54:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got coffee\Nand I've got Ricky Gervais's Dialogue: 0,0:54:27.73,0:54:29.74,Default,,0,0,0,,requests for today's show. Dialogue: 0,0:54:29.77,0:54:31.81,Default,,0,0,0,,- Seriously?\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:54:31.84,0:54:33.77,Default,,0,0,0,,-It's big.\N-Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:54:33.81,0:54:36.01,Default,,0,0,0,,-A relaxation corner.\N-Uh-huh. Dialogue: 0,0:54:36.04,0:54:38.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Three full-length mirrors. Dialogue: 0,0:54:38.41,0:54:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,And he'll only use La Mer\Nfor some reason? Dialogue: 0,0:54:41.48,0:54:42.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I know. Dialogue: 0,0:54:42.95,0:54:45.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- Ooh. Three, please.\N- Three. Dialogue: 0,0:54:45.55,0:54:47.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you have sex last night? Dialogue: 0,0:54:47.45,0:54:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,What? No. Dialogue: 0,0:54:49.69,0:54:51.06,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Won't you take a hold of me♪ Dialogue: 0,0:54:51.09,0:54:53.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Sam! Ricky Gervais is\Non his way in. Dialogue: 0,0:54:53.66,0:54:56.53,Default,,0,0,0,,And, apparently, he won't drink\NEvian, only Icelandic water. Dialogue: 0,0:54:56.56,0:54:58.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And it's got to have lots\Nof alkalines. Dialogue: 0,0:54:59.77,0:55:01.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Or no alkalines. Dialogue: 0,0:55:01.77,0:55:02.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Um... Dialogue: 0,0:55:03.90,0:55:05.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you have sex last night? Dialogue: 0,0:55:05.71,0:55:07.64,Default,,0,0,0,,What? No! Dialogue: 0,0:55:07.67,0:55:09.51,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ La, la, la, la♪ Dialogue: 0,0:55:09.54,0:55:11.08,Default,,0,0,0,,God! Dialogue: 0,0:55:11.11,0:55:13.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Tape measure, please. Quick. Dialogue: 0,0:55:13.55,0:55:18.72,Default,,0,0,0,,The cushion can't be more than\N40 centimetres from\Nthe floor for Ricky. Dialogue: 0,0:55:18.75,0:55:20.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you have sex last night? Dialogue: 0,0:55:23.42,0:55:26.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. I did. Okay?\NI did. Dialogue: 0,0:55:26.99,0:55:31.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I had a full night\Nof utterly mind-blowing sex Dialogue: 0,0:55:31.93,0:55:36.77,Default,,0,0,0,,with a tree-rescuing rubbish\Nexpert Adonis who might\Nbe slightly younger, probably. Dialogue: 0,0:55:36.80,0:55:40.71,Default,,0,0,0,,And it was amazing! Dialogue: 0,0:55:40.74,0:55:42.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay? Dialogue: 0,0:55:42.44,0:55:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,So what? Dialogue: 0,0:55:52.62,0:55:55.82,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Lost in romance♪ Dialogue: 0,0:55:55.86,0:55:58.46,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Let's just dance, ooh♪ Dialogue: 0,0:55:58.49,0:56:00.59,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Shake it till the pearls\NGet lost♪ Dialogue: 0,0:56:00.63,0:56:02.60,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ La, la, la, la♪ Dialogue: 0,0:56:02.63,0:56:04.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Am not only mother\Nand sexual being, Dialogue: 0,0:56:04.76,0:56:07.97,Default,,0,0,0,,but also capable working woman\Nat the top of her game. Dialogue: 0,0:56:08.00,0:56:10.00,Default,,0,0,0,,So take that, Chloe. Dialogue: 0,0:56:10.04,0:56:13.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I've done the macaroni\Nand cheese, but with butternut\Nsquash instead. Dialogue: 0,0:56:13.51,0:56:15.98,Default,,0,0,0,,It's in the bottom oven.\NJust needs to move to the top\Nin about 20 minutes. Dialogue: 0,0:56:16.01,0:56:18.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Good. Good. Right. Dialogue: 0,0:56:18.18,0:56:20.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just how I would do it. Dialogue: 0,0:56:20.61,0:56:22.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Um... Oh, Chloe, Dialogue: 0,0:56:22.08,0:56:24.22,Default,,0,0,0,,uh, it would be really helpful Dialogue: 0,0:56:24.25,0:56:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,to have their water bottles done\Nthe night before. Dialogue: 0,0:56:26.65,0:56:28.15,Default,,0,0,0,,In the fridge. Top right. Dialogue: 0,0:56:28.19,0:56:29.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Where the expired milk was. Dialogue: 0,0:56:29.79,0:56:33.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, great. Great. Um... Dialogue: 0,0:56:33.53,0:56:36.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Billy will need something extra\Nfor snack tomorrow. Dialogue: 0,0:56:36.80,0:56:38.63,Default,,0,0,0,,-He's got--\N-Cricket, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:56:38.67,0:56:40.77,Default,,0,0,0,,In a snack bag. Labelled.\NBy the bread bin. Dialogue: 0,0:56:40.80,0:56:43.54,Default,,0,0,0,,-We have a bread bin?\N-I have to leave, I'm afraid. Dialogue: 0,0:56:43.57,0:56:45.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Graham and I have tai chi\Non Thursdays. Dialogue: 0,0:56:45.57,0:56:48.01,Default,,0,0,0,,6:45 sharp, but earlier\Nto get the spot you want. Dialogue: 0,0:56:48.04,0:56:50.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. 'Course. Dialogue: 0,0:56:50.08,0:56:52.65,Default,,0,0,0,,You and Graham enjoy\Nyour tai chi. Dialogue: 0,0:56:52.68,0:56:55.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you forgot to leave out\NBilly's cricket things, Dialogue: 0,0:56:55.22,0:56:56.68,Default,,0,0,0,,but never mind. I'll do it. Dialogue: 0,0:56:56.72,0:56:58.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Bag packed by the door. Dialogue: 0,0:57:02.89,0:57:04.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Nevertheless, Dialogue: 0,0:57:04.26,0:57:07.66,Default,,0,0,0,,secret to calmer,\Nhappier parenting: Dialogue: 0,0:57:07.69,0:57:09.66,Default,,0,0,0,,one-night stands. Dialogue: 0,0:57:11.10,0:57:14.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Although,\Nit wasn't just one night. Dialogue: 0,0:57:16.10,0:57:17.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Brought a pie. Dialogue: 0,0:57:18.64,0:57:19.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm. Dialogue: 0,0:57:26.01,0:57:27.75,Default,,0,0,0,,That was funny. Dialogue: 0,0:57:27.78,0:57:30.55,Default,,0,0,0,,And so,\Na moment turned into a date, Dialogue: 0,0:57:31.72,0:57:33.49,Default,,0,0,0,,which turned into a kiss. Dialogue: 0,0:57:35.12,0:57:37.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Which turned into a night. Dialogue: 0,0:57:38.12,0:57:40.56,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Ooh♪ Dialogue: 0,0:57:41.80,0:57:46.67,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ What a wonderful thing...♪ Dialogue: 0,0:57:46.70,0:57:50.10,Default,,0,0,0,,And the night\Nturned into a summer. Dialogue: 0,0:57:52.01,0:57:55.21,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I can see\NYou standing there now♪ Dialogue: 0,0:57:56.94,0:57:58.98,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And you're\NThe prettiest thing♪ Dialogue: 0,0:57:59.01,0:58:01.05,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ In the crowd♪ Dialogue: 0,0:58:02.68,0:58:09.22,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And guess who\NBe laughing loud, but me♪ Dialogue: 0,0:58:10.79,0:58:15.03,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ You made me see the love♪ Dialogue: 0,0:58:16.06,0:58:19.87,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ That you're giving me♪ Dialogue: 0,0:58:19.90,0:58:21.80,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Baby...♪ Dialogue: 0,0:58:23.04,0:58:25.31,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Won't you hold my hand?♪ Dialogue: 0,0:58:26.44,0:58:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Just let me know that\NI'm your man♪ Dialogue: 0,0:58:31.11,0:58:34.95,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And show I'm not ashamed♪ Dialogue: 0,0:58:34.98,0:58:37.72,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I walk the floor♪ Dialogue: 0,0:58:37.75,0:58:41.89,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ When you leave me♪ Dialogue: 0,0:58:43.19,0:58:45.33,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Hey, baby♪ Dialogue: 0,0:58:46.79,0:58:49.33,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I don't know about you♪ Dialogue: 0,0:58:51.26,0:58:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Let me tell you what\NI'm gonna do♪ Dialogue: 0,0:58:56.40,0:59:01.74,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'm gonna try to make\NMy dreams come true♪ Dialogue: 0,0:59:01.78,0:59:04.24,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ With you♪ Dialogue: 0,0:59:04.28,0:59:05.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Morning. Welcome back. Dialogue: 0,0:59:05.95,0:59:08.08,Default,,0,0,0,,-Good morning, Mr Walliker.\N-Morning. Dialogue: 0,0:59:08.11,0:59:09.92,Default,,0,0,0,,-Morning.\N-Mrs Darcy. Dialogue: 0,0:59:09.95,0:59:10.98,Default,,0,0,0,,How were\Nyour summer holidays? Dialogue: 0,0:59:11.02,0:59:12.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a new daddy now. Dialogue: 0,0:59:12.19,0:59:13.32,Default,,0,0,0,,His name is Roxster, Dialogue: 0,0:59:13.35,0:59:15.02,Default,,0,0,0,,and he always gives Mummy Dialogue: 0,0:59:15.06,0:59:16.69,Default,,0,0,0,,a funny hairstyle in\Nthe morning. Dialogue: 0,0:59:16.72,0:59:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, well.\NIt's not that funny,\Nis it, Mabel? Dialogue: 0,0:59:18.86,0:59:20.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It is. Dialogue: 0,0:59:20.36,0:59:23.26,Default,,0,0,0,,He's not a new daddy.\NHe's just someone. Dialogue: 0,0:59:25.23,0:59:26.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Off you go. Dialogue: 0,0:59:28.10,0:59:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it seems congratulations\Nare in order. Dialogue: 0,0:59:31.77,0:59:33.21,Default,,0,0,0,,You! Dialogue: 0,0:59:33.24,0:59:35.38,Default,,0,0,0,,-No. You two. Come on.\N-Bye, Mum. See you soon. Bye. Dialogue: 0,0:59:35.41,0:59:37.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Bisous, bisous, bisous. Dialogue: 0,0:59:37.11,0:59:39.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget, I emailed you\Nfrom Anguilla about, um-- Dialogue: 0,0:59:39.88,0:59:42.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Jobs Day, yes. I come prepared. Dialogue: 0,0:59:42.88,0:59:47.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I must say,\Nit's a welcome change,\Nall... this. Dialogue: 0,0:59:48.22,0:59:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:59:53.26,0:59:55.23,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, everyone.\NSettle down. Dialogue: 0,0:59:55.26,0:59:57.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Settle down. Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:59:57.13,0:59:58.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, so... Dialogue: 0,0:59:58.87,1:00:02.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Last term, Daveed's dad\Nwas kind enough to talk to us Dialogue: 0,1:00:02.20,1:00:04.04,Default,,0,0,0,,about being a thoracic surgeon, Dialogue: 0,1:00:04.07,1:00:06.34,Default,,0,0,0,,and next week,\NEugenie's mum will be in Dialogue: 0,1:00:06.37,1:00:09.21,Default,,0,0,0,,to talk about her role\Nas a nuclear physicist, Dialogue: 0,1:00:09.24,1:00:11.44,Default,,0,0,0,,and how it felt to win\Nthe Nobel Prize. Dialogue: 0,1:00:11.48,1:00:14.81,Default,,0,0,0,,But today, it's Billy's mum. Dialogue: 0,1:00:14.85,1:00:17.92,Default,,0,0,0,,So, everyone, give a warm\Nwelcome to Mrs Darcy. Dialogue: 0,1:00:22.82,1:00:23.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello. Dialogue: 0,1:00:26.83,1:00:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Um. Dialogue: 0,1:00:28.19,1:00:31.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I am a television producer. Dialogue: 0,1:00:31.80,1:00:35.87,Default,,0,0,0,,My mum says television\Nis making society rot. Dialogue: 0,1:00:35.90,1:00:37.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Well, thank you, Priscilla. Dialogue: 0,1:00:37.47,1:00:40.81,Default,,0,0,0,,OK.\NMay we have a volunteer? Dialogue: 0,1:00:41.84,1:00:43.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Esmeralda. Dialogue: 0,1:00:51.48,1:00:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. Dialogue: 0,1:00:52.79,1:00:55.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You can stand here. Dialogue: 0,1:00:55.99,1:00:57.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Very good. Dialogue: 0,1:00:57.22,1:01:00.03,Default,,0,0,0,,And you are going to\Nsay things like, Dialogue: 0,1:01:00.06,1:01:02.30,Default,,0,0,0,,"Ten seconds to air!" Dialogue: 0,1:01:02.33,1:01:06.47,Default,,0,0,0,,And I am going to be\Nthe interviewer for the day. Dialogue: 0,1:01:07.83,1:01:08.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Now... Dialogue: 0,1:01:12.87,1:01:13.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Just... Dialogue: 0,1:01:15.34,1:01:18.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. OK. Dialogue: 0,1:01:18.78,1:01:23.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Perhaps Mr Walliker could be\Nthe person being interviewed. Dialogue: 0,1:01:24.92,1:01:25.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Take a seat. Dialogue: 0,1:01:26.92,1:01:28.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, righto. Dialogue: 0,1:01:28.96,1:01:30.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, topic. Dialogue: 0,1:01:32.96,1:01:36.26,Default,,0,0,0,,The life cycle of\Nthe fruit fly. Hmm? Dialogue: 0,1:01:36.30,1:01:37.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, OK. Dialogue: 0,1:01:39.50,1:01:42.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh. Ten seconds to air! Dialogue: 0,1:01:44.10,1:01:45.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, this is Bridget Jones, Dialogue: 0,1:01:45.97,1:01:49.78,Default,,0,0,0,,and I'm delighted to have\NMr Walliker on the show today Dialogue: 0,1:01:49.81,1:01:53.88,Default,,0,0,0,,to help us understand\Nthe life cycle of the fruit fly. Dialogue: 0,1:01:53.91,1:01:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, well, it's a... Dialogue: 0,1:01:55.48,1:01:57.22,Default,,0,0,0,,it's a pleasure to be on\Nthe show. Dialogue: 0,1:01:57.25,1:01:59.99,Default,,0,0,0,,And, um, thank you\Nfor that question. Dialogue: 0,1:02:00.02,1:02:01.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Um... Dialogue: 0,1:02:01.32,1:02:03.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, the, uh, the average... Dialogue: 0,1:02:04.96,1:02:06.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. Dialogue: 0,1:02:06.13,1:02:08.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, the average fly takes about Dialogue: 0,1:02:08.09,1:02:09.36,Default,,0,0,0,,two weeks to mature Dialogue: 0,1:02:09.40,1:02:13.10,Default,,0,0,0,,and can live for as long\Nas 40 or 50 days. Dialogue: 0,1:02:13.13,1:02:16.84,Default,,0,0,0,,And then,\Nlike all living things,\Nwhen it dies, it simply stops. Dialogue: 0,1:02:16.87,1:02:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Cellular shutdown. Dialogue: 0,1:02:18.04,1:02:20.17,Default,,0,0,0,,It falls, gradually decomposes, Dialogue: 0,1:02:20.21,1:02:22.21,Default,,0,0,0,,and becomes part of\Nthe soil system. Dialogue: 0,1:02:22.24,1:02:24.28,Default,,0,0,0,,But does it really end when\Nit dies? Dialogue: 0,1:02:26.21,1:02:28.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Exactly, Mr Walliker. Dialogue: 0,1:02:28.35,1:02:31.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Surely there's more to\Nthe story. Dialogue: 0,1:02:32.42,1:02:36.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, well. Well, not really. Dialogue: 0,1:02:37.32,1:02:39.49,Default,,0,0,0,,But, yes. Dialogue: 0,1:02:39.53,1:02:44.36,Default,,0,0,0,,After the body of the fruit fly\Nstops working, Dialogue: 0,1:02:44.40,1:02:47.27,Default,,0,0,0,,uh, then the soul of\Nthe fruit fly Dialogue: 0,1:02:47.30,1:02:50.24,Default,,0,0,0,,will be able to be free, yes? Dialogue: 0,1:02:50.27,1:02:52.41,Default,,0,0,0,,And that particular fruit fly Dialogue: 0,1:02:52.44,1:02:56.38,Default,,0,0,0,,will always, in some senses,\Nbe with us. Dialogue: 0,1:03:00.18,1:03:03.15,Default,,0,0,0,,-The soul of the fruit fly?\N-Hmm. Dialogue: 0,1:03:03.18,1:03:04.62,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no evidence for a soul, Dialogue: 0,1:03:04.65,1:03:08.96,Default,,0,0,0,,but the body is a perfect system\Nof electrical pulses, Dialogue: 0,1:03:08.99,1:03:11.52,Default,,0,0,0,,powered by the heart,\Nwhich is in itself Dialogue: 0,1:03:11.56,1:03:14.49,Default,,0,0,0,,-a pump, if you will--\N-The soul, Mr Walliker, Dialogue: 0,1:03:14.53,1:03:17.46,Default,,0,0,0,,is the essence\Nof every living thing. Dialogue: 0,1:03:17.50,1:03:19.90,Default,,0,0,0,,If you think\Nwe're simply bits of machinery Dialogue: 0,1:03:19.93,1:03:21.47,Default,,0,0,0,,that can be switched on or off, Dialogue: 0,1:03:21.50,1:03:23.34,Default,,0,0,0,,then where does art come from? Dialogue: 0,1:03:23.37,1:03:26.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Or-Or wonder? Or poetry? Dialogue: 0,1:03:26.17,1:03:27.54,Default,,0,0,0,,-Or magic?\N-Magic? Dialogue: 0,1:03:27.57,1:03:29.34,Default,,0,0,0,,The fruit fly, when it dies, Dialogue: 0,1:03:29.38,1:03:32.28,Default,,0,0,0,,will stay with its fruit fly\Nfamily forever. Dialogue: 0,1:03:32.31,1:03:34.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep the interview on point,\NBridget. Dialogue: 0,1:03:35.02,1:03:36.65,Default,,0,0,0,,This is utter nonsense. Dialogue: 0,1:03:36.68,1:03:40.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Our world is governed\Nby laws and fact. Dialogue: 0,1:03:40.52,1:03:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,That's our universe. Dialogue: 0,1:03:42.32,1:03:44.19,Default,,0,0,0,,-And it is rational.\N-Cut! Dialogue: 0,1:03:44.22,1:03:46.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a realist, Mrs Darcy. Dialogue: 0,1:03:46.23,1:03:48.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I believe in what's real. Dialogue: 0,1:03:48.16,1:03:49.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Cut! Dialogue: 0,1:03:50.56,1:03:52.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Off to Talitha's birthday. Dialogue: 0,1:03:52.97,1:03:55.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you sure you're OK\Nto stay tonight? Dialogue: 0,1:03:55.50,1:03:58.47,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Thursday.\NI thought you\Nand Graham had tai chi. Dialogue: 0,1:03:58.51,1:04:01.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Won't kill him to miss a week,\Nwill it? Dialogue: 0,1:04:01.17,1:04:02.94,Default,,0,0,0,,He's so uptight. Dialogue: 0,1:04:04.58,1:04:06.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you look nice, Bridget. Dialogue: 0,1:04:06.98,1:04:08.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Dialogue: 0,1:04:08.52,1:04:10.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh. Dialogue: 0,1:04:11.99,1:04:12.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, try this. Dialogue: 0,1:04:19.96,1:04:21.23,Default,,0,0,0,,There. Dialogue: 0,1:04:21.26,1:04:22.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks, Chloe. Dialogue: 0,1:04:25.33,1:04:28.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Billy! Mabes!\NSnacks on the table. Dialogue: 0,1:04:32.27,1:04:35.51,Default,,0,0,0,,So where is he?\NIs he not coming? Dialogue: 0,1:04:35.54,1:04:38.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it's fine.\NHe must have been held up. Dialogue: 0,1:04:38.28,1:04:40.98,Default,,0,0,0,,-What? By some sort\Nof rubbish emergency?\N-Oh. Dialogue: 0,1:04:41.01,1:04:43.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- Probably had to finish his homework.\N- -Stop it. Dialogue: 0,1:04:43.05,1:04:44.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Hope he gets here\Nbefore story time. Dialogue: 0,1:04:44.55,1:04:46.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut it! Dialogue: 0,1:04:46.42,1:04:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Come the fuck on, Bridge. Dialogue: 0,1:04:48.32,1:04:49.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Does this guy actually exist Dialogue: 0,1:04:49.76,1:04:52.33,Default,,0,0,0,,or is it, um, like that one time Dialogue: 0,1:04:52.36,1:04:53.96,Default,,0,0,0,,that you saw Brad Pitt\Nat Costa Coffee? Dialogue: 0,1:04:53.99,1:04:56.53,Default,,0,0,0,,-It was him. It was.\N-Come on. Really? Dialogue: 0,1:04:56.56,1:04:58.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Happy birthday.\N- Lovely to see you. Dialogue: 0,1:04:58.30,1:05:00.30,Default,,0,0,0,,What on earth are you holding? Dialogue: 0,1:05:00.33,1:05:02.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Petula. Dialogue: 0,1:05:02.17,1:05:03.40,Default,,0,0,0,,A present to myself Dialogue: 0,1:05:03.44,1:05:05.97,Default,,0,0,0,,and I already prefer her\Nto any human. Dialogue: 0,1:05:06.01,1:05:07.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hi. Dialogue: 0,1:05:07.37,1:05:08.58,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Happy birthday to you♪ Dialogue: 0,1:05:08.61,1:05:10.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, here. Can you hold my baby Dialogue: 0,1:05:10.68,1:05:12.45,Default,,0,0,0,,while I feign surprise at\Nthe cake Dialogue: 0,1:05:12.48,1:05:15.25,Default,,0,0,0,,that I chose\Nand bought for myself. Dialogue: 0,1:05:15.28,1:05:17.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, look! Look at that! Dialogue: 0,1:05:17.25,1:05:19.45,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Happy birthday, dear Talitha♪ Dialogue: 0,1:05:19.49,1:05:21.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. Oh, look. Dialogue: 0,1:05:21.42,1:05:26.43,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Happy birthday to you♪ Dialogue: 0,1:05:31.16,1:05:32.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. Dialogue: 0,1:05:32.47,1:05:36.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you all so much\Nfor coming today Dialogue: 0,1:05:36.54,1:05:40.14,Default,,0,0,0,,to help me celebrate, well, me. Dialogue: 0,1:05:41.41,1:05:42.78,Default,,0,0,0,,We love you, Talitha. Dialogue: 0,1:05:42.81,1:05:44.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Talitha!\N- Talitha! Happy birthday. Dialogue: 0,1:05:46.48,1:05:48.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Beep, beep. Beep, beep. Dialogue: 0,1:05:48.35,1:05:50.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Binko Carruthers. Dialogue: 0,1:05:50.48,1:05:52.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, please don't come over.\NPlease don't. Dialogue: 0,1:05:52.45,1:05:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Beep, beep. Dialogue: 0,1:05:53.79,1:05:57.52,Default,,0,0,0,,There she is.\NThe famous Bridget Jones. Dialogue: 0,1:05:57.56,1:06:00.59,Default,,0,0,0,,So I told Cosmo\NI'd take you out for a spin. Dialogue: 0,1:06:00.63,1:06:01.59,Default,,0,0,0,,How's Friday? Dialogue: 0,1:06:03.56,1:06:06.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck, no! Dialogue: 0,1:06:06.13,1:06:09.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Jude, get in there.\NCome on, get the fuck in there!\NGod, help! Dialogue: 0,1:06:09.27,1:06:11.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God. Oh! Dialogue: 0,1:06:11.24,1:06:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- Petula, come on, darling.\N- Petula! Petula! Dialogue: 0,1:06:14.64,1:06:16.78,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'm mad about the boy♪ Dialogue: 0,1:06:19.68,1:06:21.72,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And I know it's stupid♪ Dialogue: 0,1:06:21.75,1:06:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ To be mad about the boy♪ Dialogue: 0,1:06:24.65,1:06:26.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's that? Dialogue: 0,1:06:26.45,1:06:28.62,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'm so ashamed of it♪ Dialogue: 0,1:06:28.66,1:06:33.63,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ But must admit\NThe sleepless nights I've had♪ Dialogue: 0,1:06:35.36,1:06:36.80,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ About the boy♪ Dialogue: 0,1:06:40.27,1:06:42.40,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh♪ Dialogue: 0,1:06:42.44,1:06:44.10,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ On the silver screen...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:06:47.14,1:06:51.31,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ He melts my foolish heart\NIn every single scene ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:06:53.41,1:06:56.48,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Although I'm quite aware...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:06:56.52,1:06:58.49,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ That here and there\NAre traces...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:06:58.52,1:07:00.55,Default,,0,0,0,,-I think this belongs to you.\N-Thank you. Dialogue: 0,1:07:01.49,1:07:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ About the boy♪ Dialogue: 0,1:07:08.86,1:07:14.63,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Lord knows\NI'm not a fool girl♪ Dialogue: 0,1:07:16.50,1:07:17.80,Default,,0,0,0,,-Hello.\N-Hi. Dialogue: 0,1:07:17.84,1:07:19.77,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I really shouldn't care♪ Dialogue: 0,1:07:23.61,1:07:27.61,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Lord knows\NI'm not a school girl♪ Dialogue: 0,1:07:28.85,1:07:31.55,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Who's in the flurry...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:07:31.58,1:07:33.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry I'm late.\NBuses were a nightmare. Dialogue: 0,1:07:33.39,1:07:34.59,Default,,0,0,0,,It's fine. Dialogue: 0,1:07:36.72,1:07:38.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I'm so sorry. Dialogue: 0,1:07:38.39,1:07:40.59,Default,,0,0,0,,She just jumped out of my arms. Dialogue: 0,1:07:40.63,1:07:43.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Do not apologise. Dialogue: 0,1:07:43.36,1:07:45.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my darling. Dialogue: 0,1:07:45.20,1:07:46.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me help you out\Nof those wet clothes. Dialogue: 0,1:07:46.87,1:07:48.90,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Don't you dare redress him. Dialogue: 0,1:07:48.94,1:07:51.60,Default,,0,0,0,,-You look gorgeous.\N-You look gorgeous. Dialogue: 0,1:07:51.64,1:07:55.11,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ All because I'm mad♪ Dialogue: 0,1:07:56.21,1:08:01.61,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ About the boy♪ Dialogue: 0,1:08:01.65,1:08:05.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that, my darling,\Nis what I call a rebrand. Dialogue: 0,1:08:07.65,1:08:09.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi. I'm Roxster. Dialogue: 0,1:08:27.37,1:08:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ We've come a long\NLong way together♪ Dialogue: 0,1:08:31.61,1:08:33.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope he's up to it, darling. Dialogue: 0,1:08:33.71,1:08:36.18,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Through the hard times\NAnd the good♪ Dialogue: 0,1:08:36.22,1:08:40.62,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I have to celebrate you\NBaby♪ Dialogue: 0,1:08:40.65,1:08:44.89,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I have to praise you like\NI should♪ Dialogue: 0,1:08:44.92,1:08:47.16,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I have to praise you♪ Dialogue: 0,1:08:49.60,1:08:51.33,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I have to praise you♪ Dialogue: 0,1:08:53.80,1:08:55.74,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I have to praise you♪ Dialogue: 0,1:08:55.77,1:08:58.24,Default,,0,0,0,,-Hello.\N-Oh, fuck off. Dialogue: 0,1:08:58.27,1:09:02.48,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I have to praise you like\NI should♪ Dialogue: 0,1:09:02.51,1:09:04.34,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I have to praise you♪ Dialogue: 0,1:09:11.42,1:09:13.29,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I have to praise you♪ Dialogue: 0,1:09:18.39,1:09:23.73,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I want a little sugar\NIn my bowl♪ Dialogue: 0,1:09:23.76,1:09:25.40,Default,,0,0,0,,If there is a God, Dialogue: 0,1:09:25.43,1:09:27.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure he had more to deal\Nwith that night Dialogue: 0,1:09:27.83,1:09:29.97,Default,,0,0,0,,than my personal happiness, Dialogue: 0,1:09:30.00,1:09:33.81,Default,,0,0,0,,but it did feel like he'd taken\Nthe night off everything else Dialogue: 0,1:09:33.84,1:09:35.71,Default,,0,0,0,,to focus on me. Dialogue: 0,1:09:37.84,1:09:39.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But then... Dialogue: 0,1:09:39.95,1:09:41.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I wish I had a time machine. Dialogue: 0,1:09:41.85,1:09:43.72,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Feel so funny♪ Dialogue: 0,1:09:43.75,1:09:48.76,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I feel so sad♪ Dialogue: 0,1:09:48.79,1:09:49.96,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ What's the matter, baby?♪ Dialogue: 0,1:09:49.99,1:09:51.62,Default,,0,0,0,,A time machine. Dialogue: 0,1:09:51.66,1:09:54.03,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Come on, save my soul♪ Dialogue: 0,1:09:54.06,1:09:56.50,Default,,0,0,0,,In his moment\Nof inebriated joy, Dialogue: 0,1:09:56.53,1:09:58.80,Default,,0,0,0,,he had given himself away. Dialogue: 0,1:10:02.64,1:10:04.50,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ In my bowl♪ Dialogue: 0,1:10:04.54,1:10:06.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It mattered to him. Dialogue: 0,1:10:06.41,1:10:11.44,Default,,0,0,0,,And with that came the elephant\Nstomping heavily into the room. Dialogue: 0,1:10:27.83,1:10:30.03,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I try to discover...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:10:30.06,1:10:31.90,Default,,0,0,0,,That happens to us all, James. Dialogue: 0,1:10:35.77,1:10:38.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I do have about\N60 naps a day. Dialogue: 0,1:10:39.97,1:10:43.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, 60 in the morning\Nand a nap in the afternoon. Dialogue: 0,1:10:43.61,1:10:47.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, but you've got\Nso many interesting characters\Nin this show. Dialogue: 0,1:10:47.61,1:10:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,So this show is for... Dialogue: 0,1:10:49.65,1:10:50.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Ghosting. Dialogue: 0,1:10:51.02,1:10:52.85,Default,,0,0,0,,The practice of ending\Na relationship Dialogue: 0,1:10:52.89,1:10:54.75,Default,,0,0,0,,by suddenly and without\Nexplanation Dialogue: 0,1:10:54.79,1:10:57.06,Default,,0,0,0,,withdrawing from\Nall communication. Dialogue: 0,1:10:58.79,1:11:02.06,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ That you give me\NNo reason why you...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:11:02.10,1:11:05.93,Default,,0,0,0,,The slow unveiling of\Nreality and rejection. Dialogue: 0,1:11:05.97,1:11:08.03,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ That you give me no\NThat you give me no♪ Dialogue: 0,1:11:08.07,1:11:10.84,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ That you give me no\NThat you give me no...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:11:10.87,1:11:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,The casual cruelty. Dialogue: 0,1:11:13.84,1:11:17.91,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I hear you calling♪ Dialogue: 0,1:11:19.11,1:11:23.02,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Oh, baby, please...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:11:25.09,1:11:29.39,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Give a little respect♪ Dialogue: 0,1:11:29.42,1:11:35.80,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ To me♪ Dialogue: 0,1:11:35.83,1:11:38.47,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ What religion or reason♪ Dialogue: 0,1:11:38.50,1:11:42.57,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Could cause a man\NTo forsake his lover?♪ Dialogue: 0,1:11:42.60,1:11:44.07,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Don't you tell me no...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:11:44.10,1:11:46.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Do not text\Nwhen ghosted. Dialogue: 0,1:11:46.17,1:11:49.84,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Don't you tell me no\NSoul...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:11:49.88,1:11:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Do not text when drunk. Dialogue: 0,1:11:52.11,1:11:55.12,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I hear you calling♪ Dialogue: 0,1:11:56.12,1:12:01.42,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Oh, baby, please♪ Dialogue: 0,1:12:02.59,1:12:06.43,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Give a little respect♪ Dialogue: 0,1:12:06.46,1:12:10.96,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ To me♪ Dialogue: 0,1:12:20.74,1:12:22.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Ghost the bastard back, Bridget. Dialogue: 0,1:12:22.21,1:12:25.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Just let him disintegrate\Ninto nothingness. Dialogue: 0,1:12:25.05,1:12:26.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It can be a jungle out there. Dialogue: 0,1:12:26.95,1:12:29.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep. And I'm the giant panda, Dialogue: 0,1:12:29.52,1:12:32.85,Default,,0,0,0,,sexually obsolete and destined\Nto be alone forever. Dialogue: 0,1:12:32.89,1:12:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,No. You will adapt and survive\Nlike we all do. Dialogue: 0,1:12:36.16,1:12:39.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I used to be on the cover of\NVanity Fairin a flak jacket. Dialogue: 0,1:12:39.56,1:12:42.63,Default,,0,0,0,,And now I'm on the cover\Nof Good Housekeepingwith\Na pavlova. Dialogue: 0,1:12:42.66,1:12:43.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Cathy... Dialogue: 0,1:12:44.83,1:12:46.57,Default,,0,0,0,,where's your special stuff? Dialogue: 0,1:12:47.90,1:12:50.47,Default,,0,0,0,,HD TV was\Nan extinction-level event Dialogue: 0,1:12:50.50,1:12:53.67,Default,,0,0,0,,for the fearless\Ncareer television presenter. Dialogue: 0,1:12:53.71,1:12:57.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm about to usher you\Ninto your next chapter. Dialogue: 0,1:12:57.51,1:13:00.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Lip serum.\NI get it on the dark web. Dialogue: 0,1:13:00.88,1:13:03.22,Default,,0,0,0,,-Is it legal?\N-Absolutely. Dialogue: 0,1:13:03.25,1:13:04.52,Default,,0,0,0,,In Venezuela. Dialogue: 0,1:13:05.05,1:13:06.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, take it. Dialogue: 0,1:13:09.66,1:13:13.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Adapt and survive. Dialogue: 0,1:13:14.99,1:13:17.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Adapt and survive. Dialogue: 0,1:13:19.23,1:13:21.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh. Something's\Ndefinitely happening. Dialogue: 0,1:13:22.00,1:13:25.77,Default,,0,0,0,,It's either disastrous\Nor totally fantastic. Dialogue: 0,1:13:25.81,1:13:27.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Mummy! Dialogue: 0,1:13:28.88,1:13:30.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, sweetie. Dialogue: 0,1:13:30.54,1:13:32.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Shit.\NWhat's happening to my voice? Dialogue: 0,1:13:32.21,1:13:33.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Mabel's shoes are on\Nthe wrong feet. Dialogue: 0,1:13:33.88,1:13:35.75,Default,,0,0,0,,No. My feet are on\Nthe wrong legs. Dialogue: 0,1:13:37.55,1:13:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Silly thing. Dialogue: 0,1:13:39.25,1:13:42.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Mummy, something's wrong\Nwith your mouth. Dialogue: 0,1:13:43.16,1:13:44.09,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Dialogue: 0,1:13:44.12,1:13:45.69,Default,,0,0,0,,No, there isn't. Dialogue: 0,1:13:45.73,1:13:47.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, there is. Look. Dialogue: 0,1:13:47.56,1:13:49.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Your lips\Nare all funny right there. Dialogue: 0,1:13:49.60,1:13:51.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Darling, don't be ridiculous. Dialogue: 0,1:13:51.90,1:13:55.50,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, Mabel, let's get\Nthese swapped over, shall we? Dialogue: 0,1:13:56.60,1:13:58.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Out we pop. All right. Dialogue: 0,1:13:58.20,1:14:01.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I wouldn't do that again if\NI were you, Mrs Darcy. Dialogue: 0,1:14:01.91,1:14:03.18,Default,,0,0,0,,You looked all right\Nto begin with. Dialogue: 0,1:14:04.81,1:14:06.15,Default,,0,0,0,,All right. Dialogue: 0,1:14:06.18,1:14:08.88,Default,,0,0,0,,You're trying\Nto look younger Dialogue: 0,1:14:08.92,1:14:14.22,Default,,0,0,0,,and the effects have marked\Nsimilarities to those of\Nan elderly stroke victim. Dialogue: 0,1:14:16.16,1:14:18.99,Default,,0,0,0,,You're actually drooling now. Dialogue: 0,1:14:21.76,1:14:23.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, dear. Dialogue: 0,1:14:23.16,1:14:26.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, acutely aware\Nas I am of my waiting room Dialogue: 0,1:14:26.10,1:14:29.10,Default,,0,0,0,,filled to capacity\Nwith actual patients-- Dialogue: 0,1:14:29.14,1:14:31.27,Default,,0,0,0,,not to mention the fact that\NI am a gynaecologist Dialogue: 0,1:14:31.30,1:14:33.61,Default,,0,0,0,,and that particular\Nset of lips is, Dialogue: 0,1:14:33.64,1:14:36.61,Default,,0,0,0,,as it were, broadly speaking,\Nat the wrong end-- Dialogue: 0,1:14:36.64,1:14:39.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I am nonetheless going to\Nask you the question, Dialogue: 0,1:14:40.28,1:14:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,"Bridget, are you OK?" Dialogue: 0,1:14:42.28,1:14:45.09,Default,,0,0,0,,A simple yes will suffice. Dialogue: 0,1:14:46.32,1:14:47.72,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Dialogue: 0,1:14:49.62,1:14:51.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It's all your fault. Dialogue: 0,1:15:33.17,1:15:35.90,Default,,0,0,0,,"Twat." Sorry,\Nit's doctor's handwriting. Dialogue: 0,1:15:35.94,1:15:37.67,Default,,0,0,0,,That's an A,\Nin the middle there. Dialogue: 0,1:15:37.70,1:15:42.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, I rather zoned out\Nafter "pyjamas", Dialogue: 0,1:15:42.34,1:15:45.31,Default,,0,0,0,,but a toy boy is not the answer,\NBridget, and nor are big lips. Dialogue: 0,1:15:46.68,1:15:48.01,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a widow Dialogue: 0,1:15:48.05,1:15:50.15,Default,,0,0,0,,with two wonderful children\Nwho adore you. Dialogue: 0,1:15:50.18,1:15:52.05,Default,,0,0,0,,You're just trying to cope with\Na shitty situation. Dialogue: 0,1:15:52.09,1:15:53.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Embrace the chaos. Dialogue: 0,1:15:55.22,1:15:57.39,Default,,0,0,0,,That's just a simple allergic\Nreaction to Dialogue: 0,1:15:57.42,1:16:00.93,Default,,0,0,0,,hydroxymethoxyphenyl\Npropylmethylmethoxybenzofuran Dialogue: 0,1:16:00.96,1:16:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,in whatever infernal concoction\Nyou've smeared on your mouth. Dialogue: 0,1:16:04.73,1:16:07.73,Default,,0,0,0,,This is\Nan antihistamine. Dialogue: 0,1:16:07.77,1:16:09.20,Default,,0,0,0,,It'll work straight away. Dialogue: 0,1:16:10.10,1:16:12.31,Default,,0,0,0,,It's for the lips. Dialogue: 0,1:16:12.34,1:16:15.38,Default,,0,0,0,,They still haven't invented\Nanything for being a twat. Dialogue: 0,1:16:28.39,1:16:29.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello. Dialogue: 0,1:16:30.02,1:16:31.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, this is Bridget. Dialogue: 0,1:16:33.06,1:16:35.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course! Straight away. Dialogue: 0,1:16:37.96,1:16:39.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, yes. Dialogue: 0,1:16:44.94,1:16:45.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Daniel. Dialogue: 0,1:16:47.01,1:16:49.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, by all that's holy, Dialogue: 0,1:16:49.48,1:16:51.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Bridget Jones. Dialogue: 0,1:16:56.18,1:16:58.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice of you to come, Jones. Dialogue: 0,1:16:58.22,1:17:00.39,Default,,0,0,0,,If I'd known,\NI'd have worn a tinier nightie. Dialogue: 0,1:17:01.86,1:17:02.82,Default,,0,0,0,,What happened? Dialogue: 0,1:17:03.42,1:17:05.09,Default,,0,0,0,,My heart. Dialogue: 0,1:17:05.13,1:17:06.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Two massive surprises. Dialogue: 0,1:17:06.49,1:17:09.13,Default,,0,0,0,,One, I have one.\NTwo, it murmurs. Dialogue: 0,1:17:09.16,1:17:11.87,Default,,0,0,0,,They've, um, had a listen\Nand I don't know. Dialogue: 0,1:17:12.77,1:17:14.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you OK? Dialogue: 0,1:17:14.17,1:17:16.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I thought I was having\Na heart attack. Dialogue: 0,1:17:16.04,1:17:18.44,Default,,0,0,0,,My whole life passed before\Nmy eyes. Dialogue: 0,1:17:18.47,1:17:20.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You actually featured\Nprominently, Jones. Dialogue: 0,1:17:20.17,1:17:21.81,Default,,0,0,0,,-Hmm.\N-All the best bits. Dialogue: 0,1:17:21.84,1:17:23.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Rome. Mini-break weekend. Dialogue: 0,1:17:24.21,1:17:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Sodomy in Sainsbury's. Dialogue: 0,1:17:28.08,1:17:30.28,Default,,0,0,0,,But, uh, mainly, Dialogue: 0,1:17:30.32,1:17:32.22,Default,,0,0,0,,it was just me wandering up\Nand down the King's Road Dialogue: 0,1:17:32.25,1:17:33.95,Default,,0,0,0,,trying to twinkle\Nat 20-year-olds. Dialogue: 0,1:17:33.99,1:17:35.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm. Dialogue: 0,1:17:35.52,1:17:40.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Perhaps it's an opportunity\Nfor a new beginning. Dialogue: 0,1:17:40.33,1:17:42.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Brand-new Daniel. Dialogue: 0,1:17:42.86,1:17:43.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm. Dialogue: 0,1:17:45.17,1:17:47.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I think I shall stay\Nright here... Dialogue: 0,1:17:49.34,1:17:50.90,Default,,0,0,0,,until you agree. Dialogue: 0,1:17:50.94,1:17:52.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Well that is kind of you,\NBridge, but, um... Dialogue: 0,1:17:54.07,1:17:55.38,Default,,0,0,0,,they told me I don't have long. Dialogue: 0,1:17:55.41,1:17:58.11,Default,,0,0,0,,-What?\N-No, no, no. Fuck. No, not that. Dialogue: 0,1:17:58.14,1:18:00.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, maybe that.\NNo, they, uh... Dialogue: 0,1:18:00.41,1:18:02.92,Default,,0,0,0,,they're taking\Nme for some tests in a minute. Dialogue: 0,1:18:06.82,1:18:10.39,Default,,0,0,0,,The question is, would we say\NI've become a fraction tragic? Dialogue: 0,1:18:10.42,1:18:14.49,Default,,0,0,0,,They asked me to put down\Nmy next of kin. Dialogue: 0,1:18:14.53,1:18:19.27,Default,,0,0,0,,And the only person I could\Nthink of who might remotely care\Nwas you. Dialogue: 0,1:18:21.20,1:18:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's very sweet.\N- -Yeah, but not deliberately. Dialogue: 0,1:18:23.54,1:18:25.47,Default,,0,0,0,,The point is, Bridge,\Nhow have I arrived Dialogue: 0,1:18:25.51,1:18:28.07,Default,,0,0,0,,at this point\Nin my life with no kin? Dialogue: 0,1:18:28.11,1:18:31.24,Default,,0,0,0,,How could I possibly be kinless? Dialogue: 0,1:18:31.28,1:18:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,But you're not.\NYou're not kinless. Dialogue: 0,1:18:34.45,1:18:37.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I haven't seen Enzo\Nsince he was two. Dialogue: 0,1:18:37.88,1:18:40.49,Default,,0,0,0,,And he is now being happily\Nraised by his mother Dialogue: 0,1:18:40.52,1:18:44.02,Default,,0,0,0,,and an Italian aristocrat\Nwho wears his jumper like\Na shawl. Dialogue: 0,1:18:47.03,1:18:48.46,Default,,0,0,0,,So, lucky you, Jones. Dialogue: 0,1:18:49.86,1:18:51.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Your two,\Nthe way they look at you... Dialogue: 0,1:18:54.00,1:18:56.44,Default,,0,0,0,,just makes one realise... Dialogue: 0,1:18:59.17,1:19:00.91,Default,,0,0,0,,one's own fuck-ups, really. Dialogue: 0,1:19:02.48,1:19:04.31,Default,,0,0,0,,The glory of what\Nmight have been. Dialogue: 0,1:19:09.12,1:19:10.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you know... Dialogue: 0,1:19:12.42,1:19:14.59,Default,,0,0,0,,it was actually quite good Dialogue: 0,1:19:14.62,1:19:17.09,Default,,0,0,0,,with Gisele at the beginning? Dialogue: 0,1:19:17.12,1:19:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to face the fact... Dialogue: 0,1:19:20.43,1:19:24.10,Default,,0,0,0,,...that it may have been,\NJones, love. Dialogue: 0,1:19:25.03,1:19:26.90,Default,,0,0,0,,The real thing. Dialogue: 0,1:19:26.93,1:19:29.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I still don't know what\Nshe was so pissed off about. Dialogue: 0,1:19:29.17,1:19:30.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You shagged her sister. Dialogue: 0,1:19:30.44,1:19:33.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Once. Massive overreaction. Dialogue: 0,1:19:35.08,1:19:38.21,Default,,0,0,0,,God, I love you, Daniel. Dialogue: 0,1:19:38.24,1:19:42.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Despite your really quite\Nimpressive Dialogue: 0,1:19:42.45,1:19:46.02,Default,,0,0,0,,lifelong dedication\Nto total fuckwittage. Dialogue: 0,1:19:46.05,1:19:47.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,1:19:49.06,1:19:51.06,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a lot I don't know. Dialogue: 0,1:19:52.03,1:19:52.96,Default,,0,0,0,,An awful lot. Dialogue: 0,1:19:54.63,1:19:58.40,Default,,0,0,0,,But I do know that my children\Nwould give anything at all Dialogue: 0,1:19:58.43,1:20:01.13,Default,,0,0,0,,to have just one day\Nwith their dad. Dialogue: 0,1:20:10.01,1:20:13.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Time for your obs,\NMr Cleaver. Dialogue: 0,1:20:13.15,1:20:14.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, right. Dialogue: 0,1:20:14.55,1:20:16.58,Default,,0,0,0,,And, again,\Nthere is really no need Dialogue: 0,1:20:16.62,1:20:19.19,Default,,0,0,0,,for you to remove your gown. Dialogue: 0,1:20:19.22,1:20:20.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. Dialogue: 0,1:20:20.35,1:20:21.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Okey-doke. Dialogue: 0,1:20:21.92,1:20:23.26,Default,,0,0,0,,God. Dialogue: 0,1:20:23.29,1:20:26.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Then lights down on\Nthe cooking segment. Dialogue: 0,1:20:26.49,1:20:29.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do I always have to do\Nthe cooking bits? Dialogue: 0,1:20:29.10,1:20:31.50,Default,,0,0,0,,That chestnut ravioli\Nhe cooked last time Dialogue: 0,1:20:31.53,1:20:33.27,Default,,0,0,0,,was the worst thing\NI've ever put in my mouth. Dialogue: 0,1:20:33.30,1:20:34.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I highly doubt that. Dialogue: 0,1:20:34.93,1:20:38.04,Default,,0,0,0,,And then, Miranda,\Nyou cross to the stage. Dialogue: 0,1:20:38.07,1:20:42.38,Default,,0,0,0,,"And now, on Better Women,\Na surprise guest." Blah blah. Dialogue: 0,1:20:42.41,1:20:44.21,Default,,0,0,0,,And lights! Dialogue: 0,1:20:45.38,1:20:46.65,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Yeah, I'm a fighter♪ Dialogue: 0,1:20:46.68,1:20:48.55,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And I made it through♪ Dialogue: 0,1:20:48.58,1:20:50.28,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Solid gold survivor\NThat's...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:20:50.32,1:20:52.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold it! Dialogue: 0,1:20:52.09,1:20:56.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Linus, we've got to practise\Nfollowing her with the lights. Dialogue: 0,1:20:56.06,1:20:57.62,Default,,0,0,0,,So, uh... Dialogue: 0,1:20:57.66,1:21:00.53,Default,,0,0,0,,maybe you could dance a bit?\NYeah? Dialogue: 0,1:21:00.56,1:21:03.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Uh...\N- OK. Go, Linus! Dialogue: 0,1:21:04.66,1:21:06.47,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ So give me light♪ Dialogue: 0,1:21:06.50,1:21:08.44,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ You've got to find\NYour own road...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:21:08.47,1:21:12.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you hold that, please?\NSee, you've got to,\Nyou know, go for it. Dialogue: 0,1:21:12.14,1:21:13.31,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Help me see...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:21:13.34,1:21:15.38,Default,,0,0,0,,'Cause she's going to,\Nyou know... Dialogue: 0,1:21:15.41,1:21:17.41,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And no more light\NAnd no more love♪ Dialogue: 0,1:21:17.44,1:21:19.41,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It's not over...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:21:19.45,1:21:21.51,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It's not over♪ Dialogue: 0,1:21:21.55,1:21:23.48,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I won't save you when\NI'm weak♪ Dialogue: 0,1:21:23.52,1:21:25.25,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Only got so much left\NTo give♪ Dialogue: 0,1:21:25.29,1:21:27.99,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It's not over♪ Dialogue: 0,1:21:28.02,1:21:29.12,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It's not over♪ Dialogue: 0,1:21:29.16,1:21:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Till I'm done...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:21:33.26,1:21:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Till I'm done♪ Dialogue: 0,1:21:36.23,1:21:38.03,Default,,0,0,0,,- See, Linus?\N- Hi, B. Dialogue: 0,1:21:39.57,1:21:41.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, shit. Dialogue: 0,1:21:43.14,1:21:44.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Brought a pie. Dialogue: 0,1:21:47.07,1:21:49.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, they just told me\Nto come in. Dialogue: 0,1:21:51.78,1:21:54.11,Default,,0,0,0,,You disappeared, Roxster. Dialogue: 0,1:21:54.15,1:21:55.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I know. Dialogue: 0,1:21:55.72,1:21:56.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I know. Dialogue: 0,1:22:00.22,1:22:01.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I panicked. Dialogue: 0,1:22:03.59,1:22:06.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I got-- I got scared, and I ran. Dialogue: 0,1:22:07.19,1:22:09.03,Default,,0,0,0,,But I want this. Dialogue: 0,1:22:10.13,1:22:11.10,Default,,0,0,0,,You. Dialogue: 0,1:22:12.60,1:22:16.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought I wasn't ready,\Nbut I am. Dialogue: 0,1:22:17.07,1:22:18.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought I... Dialogue: 0,1:22:18.77,1:22:21.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know,\Nwanted somebody my own age, Dialogue: 0,1:22:21.17,1:22:23.48,Default,,0,0,0,,but I don't. Dialogue: 0,1:22:27.68,1:22:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you, Bridget. Dialogue: 0,1:22:33.32,1:22:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm ready for all of it. Dialogue: 0,1:22:35.16,1:22:37.09,Default,,0,0,0,,For Billy and Mabel. Dialogue: 0,1:22:38.16,1:22:39.36,Default,,0,0,0,,And burnt lasagne. Dialogue: 0,1:22:39.39,1:22:41.59,Default,,0,0,0,,And slime. Dialogue: 0,1:22:41.63,1:22:43.76,Default,,0,0,0,,And all of it. Dialogue: 0,1:22:46.10,1:22:47.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I promise you,\NI am ready. Dialogue: 0,1:22:50.50,1:22:52.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not sure\Nthat matters. Dialogue: 0,1:22:55.74,1:22:57.78,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean?\NI don't-- I don't understand. Dialogue: 0,1:22:57.81,1:23:00.61,Default,,0,0,0,,You're so lovely, Dialogue: 0,1:23:02.28,1:23:04.32,Default,,0,0,0,,and you're going to be Dialogue: 0,1:23:04.35,1:23:07.55,Default,,0,0,0,,a brilliant partner and dad. Dialogue: 0,1:23:07.59,1:23:09.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And you're going to discover Dialogue: 0,1:23:09.16,1:23:12.33,Default,,0,0,0,,all sorts of garbage that\Nwill change the world. Dialogue: 0,1:23:12.36,1:23:14.09,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not how it works. Dialogue: 0,1:23:14.13,1:23:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,But not with me. Dialogue: 0,1:23:21.27,1:23:23.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I wish I had a time machine too. Dialogue: 0,1:23:25.31,1:23:26.81,Default,,0,0,0,,So you could catch up. Dialogue: 0,1:23:30.68,1:23:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you-- Are you sure? Dialogue: 0,1:23:34.81,1:23:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I am. Dialogue: 0,1:23:49.86,1:23:51.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll keep the pie,\Nif that's OK. Dialogue: 0,1:23:57.57,1:23:58.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Goodbye, Bridget. Dialogue: 0,1:24:10.75,1:24:12.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Parents' evening. Dialogue: 0,1:24:12.72,1:24:15.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Is there a worse night for\Nthe single parent? Dialogue: 0,1:24:16.86,1:24:18.59,Default,,0,0,0,,They call it parents' evening Dialogue: 0,1:24:18.63,1:24:20.83,Default,,0,0,0,,as if it's a plural. Dialogue: 0,1:24:20.86,1:24:24.16,Default,,0,0,0,,As if it's a given that\Nthere's two of us. Dialogue: 0,1:24:25.67,1:24:28.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, well. Chin up and onward. Dialogue: 0,1:24:28.74,1:24:30.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Mrs Darcy. Dialogue: 0,1:24:31.77,1:24:33.67,Default,,0,0,0,,It's good to see you. Dialogue: 0,1:24:33.71,1:24:35.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Good to be back in the studio. Dialogue: 0,1:24:37.18,1:24:40.15,Default,,0,0,0,,The great fruit fly debate. Dialogue: 0,1:24:41.31,1:24:42.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh... Dialogue: 0,1:24:42.52,1:24:43.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Small secret. Dialogue: 0,1:24:43.82,1:24:45.65,Default,,0,0,0,,It was about 50 times\Nmore interesting Dialogue: 0,1:24:45.69,1:24:47.79,Default,,0,0,0,,than that\Nbloody thoracic surgeon. Dialogue: 0,1:24:47.82,1:24:49.52,Default,,0,0,0,,And don't get me started on\Nthe physicist. Dialogue: 0,1:24:49.56,1:24:53.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, they'll hand out Nobels\Nto anyone these days. Dialogue: 0,1:24:53.26,1:24:55.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah. Dialogue: 0,1:24:55.43,1:24:58.40,Default,,0,0,0,,So, uh, Billy. Dialogue: 0,1:24:58.43,1:25:01.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, he's, um...\Nhe's an excellent cricketer. Dialogue: 0,1:25:01.30,1:25:02.47,Default,,0,0,0,,-Mm-hmm.\N-You know, Dialogue: 0,1:25:02.50,1:25:03.94,Default,,0,0,0,,he's a very good\Nyoung scientist. Dialogue: 0,1:25:03.97,1:25:06.24,Default,,0,0,0,,He's... he's got a good brain. Dialogue: 0,1:25:06.27,1:25:10.68,Default,,0,0,0,,He's methodical,\Nhis experiments\Nare well drawn up. Dialogue: 0,1:25:10.71,1:25:12.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, I mean, it's just, uh... Dialogue: 0,1:25:12.71,1:25:14.78,Default,,0,0,0,,it's excellent work all round. Dialogue: 0,1:25:16.38,1:25:19.69,Default,,0,0,0,,-Good.\N-It's just this,\NMrs Darcy. I'm... Dialogue: 0,1:25:20.89,1:25:22.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a... Dialogue: 0,1:25:22.52,1:25:24.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a bit concerned about him. Dialogue: 0,1:25:24.59,1:25:27.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Concerned? Concerned how?\NWhat's he done? Dialogue: 0,1:25:27.76,1:25:30.46,Default,,0,0,0,,No, he hasn't done anything.\NHe's, um... Dialogue: 0,1:25:30.50,1:25:32.17,Default,,0,0,0,,He's just been a bit, uh... Dialogue: 0,1:25:33.40,1:25:34.70,Default,,0,0,0,,withdrawn. Dialogue: 0,1:25:35.50,1:25:36.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Why is he withdrawn? Dialogue: 0,1:25:36.80,1:25:38.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Everything's been all right\Nat home? Dialogue: 0,1:25:38.87,1:25:41.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, yes. It's all fine. Dialogue: 0,1:25:41.78,1:25:43.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Everything OK with your, um... Dialogue: 0,1:25:45.88,1:25:47.48,Default,,0,0,0,,hairdresser? Dialogue: 0,1:25:47.51,1:25:50.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Him? No, but-but yes. Uh... Dialogue: 0,1:25:50.58,1:25:52.42,Default,,0,0,0,,He's withdrawn? Dialogue: 0,1:25:52.45,1:25:55.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I don't mean\Nto alarm you. Dialogue: 0,1:25:55.52,1:25:58.93,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sorry about that. Yep, exactly.\N- Mr Walliker,\Nsorry, sorry. Dialogue: 0,1:25:58.96,1:26:01.63,Default,,0,0,0,,We're a couple of minutes early,\Nbut these sessions are so short. Dialogue: 0,1:26:01.66,1:26:03.93,Default,,0,0,0,,And I have more than\Na few questions for you. Dialogue: 0,1:26:03.96,1:26:05.57,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't mind, do you, Bridget? Dialogue: 0,1:26:05.60,1:26:07.77,Default,,0,0,0,,We do have the two boys, so... Dialogue: 0,1:26:07.80,1:26:10.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Not at all. No. That's...\NIt's fine. Dialogue: 0,1:26:13.04,1:26:15.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- Mate, I'm gonna have to put you on mute.\N- -Thank you. Dialogue: 0,1:26:15.71,1:26:17.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- Right.\N- I've got parents' evening. Dialogue: 0,1:26:39.57,1:26:41.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Mark Darcy, the leading Dialogue: 0,1:26:41.33,1:26:43.97,Default,,0,0,0,,international humanitarian\Nrights lawyer, Dialogue: 0,1:26:44.00,1:26:46.97,Default,,0,0,0,,was killed this morning in\Nthe Darfur region in Sudan. Dialogue: 0,1:26:47.01,1:26:49.51,Default,,0,0,0,,...a land mine.\NThe 55-year-old was in Dialogue: 0,1:26:49.54,1:26:51.78,Default,,0,0,0,,the war-torn region\Nafter joining international\Nefforts... Dialogue: 0,1:26:51.81,1:26:54.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr Darcy was a leading\Ninternational figure\Nin human rights Dialogue: 0,1:26:54.48,1:26:55.82,Default,,0,0,0,,and crisis resolution... Dialogue: 0,1:26:55.85,1:26:57.45,Default,,0,0,0,,...gained global recognition Dialogue: 0,1:26:57.48,1:26:59.79,Default,,0,0,0,,with the Kafir Aghani\Nand Eleanor Heaney case, Dialogue: 0,1:26:59.82,1:27:01.35,Default,,0,0,0,,which, of course, he won. Dialogue: 0,1:27:01.39,1:27:03.79,Default,,0,0,0,,He leaves behind his wife,\NBridget Jones, Dialogue: 0,1:27:03.82,1:27:06.63,Default,,0,0,0,,and their two young children,\NBilly and Mabel. Dialogue: 0,1:27:06.66,1:27:10.36,Default,,0,0,0,,More on this story as\Nwe get it. Dialogue: 0,1:28:06.99,1:28:08.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Dearest darling Mark, Dialogue: 0,1:28:10.16,1:28:12.66,Default,,0,0,0,,it's your birthday\Non Sunday, and... Dialogue: 0,1:28:14.46,1:28:17.63,Default,,0,0,0,,...I'm just no good\Nat doing this on my own. Dialogue: 0,1:28:19.93,1:28:22.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry\NI'm such a bad mother. Dialogue: 0,1:28:22.04,1:28:25.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry I got caught up\Nwith a callow toy boy. Dialogue: 0,1:28:25.71,1:28:29.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry I'm late for school\Nand that Billy's withdrawn. Dialogue: 0,1:28:31.11,1:28:33.11,Default,,0,0,0,,They're growing up without you. Dialogue: 0,1:28:34.71,1:28:36.05,Default,,0,0,0,,How is Billy\Ngoing to understand Dialogue: 0,1:28:36.08,1:28:39.42,Default,,0,0,0,,how to be a man without\Nhis father? Dialogue: 0,1:28:39.45,1:28:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,How is Mabel going to live\Nher life Dialogue: 0,1:28:41.49,1:28:43.49,Default,,0,0,0,,having never really\Nknown you at all? Dialogue: 0,1:28:44.86,1:28:46.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Please forgive me\Nfor being upset Dialogue: 0,1:28:46.59,1:28:50.10,Default,,0,0,0,,about anything which\Nisn't about not having you. Dialogue: 0,1:28:50.13,1:28:53.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Please help me find a way\Nto do this Dialogue: 0,1:28:53.07,1:28:57.47,Default,,0,0,0,,without feeling like\NI'm ruining the most\Nimportant part of my life. Dialogue: 0,1:28:59.94,1:29:02.48,Default,,0,0,0,,The only part that\Nstill has you in it. Dialogue: 0,1:29:17.49,1:29:20.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to put down how many\Ntickets we need\Nfor my Christmas concert. Dialogue: 0,1:29:20.79,1:29:23.13,Default,,0,0,0,,-Mm-hmm.\N-Should I put down two?\NFor you and Mabel? Dialogue: 0,1:29:23.16,1:29:24.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Put three. Dialogue: 0,1:29:24.10,1:29:27.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Mabel, me and Chloe. Dialogue: 0,1:29:27.63,1:29:29.60,Default,,0,0,0,,OK. Three. Dialogue: 0,1:29:30.57,1:29:31.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Finished. Dialogue: 0,1:29:31.60,1:29:32.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Me too. Dialogue: 0,1:29:41.98,1:29:44.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Daddy will love these. Dialogue: 0,1:29:44.75,1:29:46.15,Default,,0,0,0,,They're perfect. Dialogue: 0,1:29:46.19,1:29:47.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,1:29:47.19,1:29:48.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you write one, Mummy? Dialogue: 0,1:29:48.79,1:29:50.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I did. Dialogue: 0,1:29:50.19,1:29:52.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Tomorrow, can we post them\Nto Daddy? Dialogue: 0,1:29:52.53,1:29:53.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course we can. Dialogue: 0,1:30:01.53,1:30:04.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And Mark's birthday\Ncame as it always did... Dialogue: 0,1:30:06.54,1:30:10.91,Default,,0,0,0,,like all the celebrations,\NChristmases and anniversaries. Dialogue: 0,1:30:10.94,1:30:13.71,Default,,0,0,0,,All the love and all the pain. Dialogue: 0,1:30:20.55,1:30:22.56,Default,,0,0,0,,OK. Ready? Dialogue: 0,1:30:23.82,1:30:24.99,Default,,0,0,0,,On three. Dialogue: 0,1:30:25.93,1:30:29.46,Default,,0,0,0,,One, two... Dialogue: 0,1:30:37.07,1:30:39.51,Default,,0,0,0,,What am I going to do when\NI get to-- Dialogue: 0,1:30:39.54,1:30:40.71,Default,,0,0,0,,...three. Dialogue: 0,1:31:24.92,1:31:28.15,Default,,0,0,0,,What I have is what\NI love most in the world. Dialogue: 0,1:31:28.92,1:31:30.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Billy and Mabel. Dialogue: 0,1:31:30.96,1:31:32.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Just the three of us. Dialogue: 0,1:31:41.87,1:31:43.87,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Whoo!♪ Dialogue: 0,1:31:43.90,1:31:46.01,Default,,0,0,0,,- Mr Walliker.\N- Mrs Darcy. Dialogue: 0,1:31:46.04,1:31:48.07,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Darling, you got to let me\NKnow...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:31:48.11,1:31:49.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Billy! Dialogue: 0,1:31:49.91,1:31:51.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hello!\N- Hello! Dialogue: 0,1:31:51.81,1:31:52.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Ready? Dialogue: 0,1:31:54.65,1:31:58.02,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ If you say that you are mine♪ Dialogue: 0,1:31:58.05,1:32:01.09,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'll be here till the end\NOf time♪ Dialogue: 0,1:32:02.92,1:32:07.26,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ So you got to let me know♪ Dialogue: 0,1:32:07.29,1:32:09.80,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Should I stay\NOr should I go?♪ Dialogue: 0,1:32:11.36,1:32:14.17,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Should I stay\NOr should I go now?♪ Dialogue: 0,1:32:15.30,1:32:18.57,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Should I stay\NOr should I go now?♪ Dialogue: 0,1:32:20.11,1:32:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ If I go\NThere will be trouble♪ Dialogue: 0,1:32:24.08,1:32:28.05,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And if I stay\NIt will be double♪ Dialogue: 0,1:32:28.08,1:32:32.62,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ So you gotta let me know♪ Dialogue: 0,1:32:32.65,1:32:35.32,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Should I stay\NOr should I go?♪ Dialogue: 0,1:32:35.36,1:32:36.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Have a good walk, then. Dialogue: 0,1:32:36.92,1:32:37.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. Dialogue: 0,1:32:37.96,1:32:40.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye. Dialogue: 0,1:32:40.93,1:32:42.10,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, come in. Dialogue: 0,1:32:42.80,1:32:43.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Now... Dialogue: 0,1:32:46.07,1:32:50.10,Default,,0,0,0,,what this is not is a "walk." Dialogue: 0,1:32:51.07,1:32:53.04,Default,,0,0,0,,We are about to embark as a team Dialogue: 0,1:32:53.07,1:32:55.81,Default,,0,0,0,,on an orienteering adventure. Dialogue: 0,1:32:55.84,1:32:58.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- So do you each have your compasses?\N- -Yes! Dialogue: 0,1:32:58.28,1:33:00.81,Default,,0,0,0,,-Do you each have your maps?\N-Yes! Dialogue: 0,1:33:00.85,1:33:03.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Right then, you know your groups.\N Hands up, Otters! Dialogue: 0,1:33:03.18,1:33:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll go along with Mr Collins\Nand Bikram's mum, Mrs Pasricha. Dialogue: 0,1:33:07.25,1:33:11.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Billy's mum, Mrs Darcy.\NYou've drawn the short straw,\NI'm afraid. Dialogue: 0,1:33:11.26,1:33:12.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll be joining me\Nand the Ospreys. Dialogue: 0,1:33:12.99,1:33:15.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, this is very important. Dialogue: 0,1:33:15.86,1:33:20.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Remember to open your eyes\Nand look around. Dialogue: 0,1:33:21.17,1:33:22.27,Default,,0,0,0,,This is one of the most Dialogue: 0,1:33:22.30,1:33:24.87,Default,,0,0,0,,beautiful places on earth. Dialogue: 0,1:33:26.81,1:33:28.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Enjoy it. Dialogue: 0,1:33:28.04,1:33:29.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go. Dialogue: 0,1:33:31.34,1:33:35.05,Default,,0,0,0,,-You sure you're up to this,\NMrs Darcy?\N-Absolutely! Dialogue: 0,1:33:35.08,1:33:36.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I was a Queen's Guide. Dialogue: 0,1:33:36.45,1:33:39.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Got my Pioneer badge. Dialogue: 0,1:33:39.39,1:33:42.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I can rope, knot,\Nsplice and lash. Dialogue: 0,1:33:43.02,1:33:45.26,Default,,0,0,0,,If you need anything tied up, Dialogue: 0,1:33:45.29,1:33:47.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm your girl. Dialogue: 0,1:33:47.86,1:33:50.23,Default,,0,0,0,,- Right then.\N- Bring up the rear. Dialogue: 0,1:33:52.20,1:33:54.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Bringing up the rear! Dialogue: 0,1:33:54.93,1:33:56.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Up! Dialogue: 0,1:33:56.37,1:33:58.17,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna see\Nmuch more water than that. Dialogue: 0,1:33:58.20,1:33:59.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Up the rear! Dialogue: 0,1:34:01.37,1:34:02.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep. Dialogue: 0,1:34:02.41,1:34:04.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Make sure everybody's with us. Dialogue: 0,1:34:23.33,1:34:25.97,Default,,0,0,0,,You can see\Nthe second waterfall, can't you? Dialogue: 0,1:34:28.37,1:34:30.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, those two are together. Dialogue: 0,1:34:42.22,1:34:43.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Coming! Dialogue: 0,1:34:47.19,1:34:48.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Hurry along. Come on! Dialogue: 0,1:34:55.90,1:34:57.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- Give me your hand.\N- Wow. So cool. Dialogue: 0,1:34:57.93,1:34:58.97,Default,,0,0,0,,OK. Dialogue: 0,1:35:01.10,1:35:02.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. Dialogue: 0,1:35:03.10,1:35:04.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Is there a Wi-Fi password? Dialogue: 0,1:35:04.50,1:35:06.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Atticus,\Ndon't be a pillock. Dialogue: 0,1:35:06.24,1:35:07.94,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, take this tarp Dialogue: 0,1:35:07.97,1:35:09.84,Default,,0,0,0,,and spread it out on the floor\Nover there, all right? Dialogue: 0,1:35:09.88,1:35:11.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on. Dialogue: 0,1:35:11.34,1:35:13.85,Default,,0,0,0,,It's all right.\NIt's dry. Dialogue: 0,1:35:16.82,1:35:19.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Mrs Darcy,\Ncould you take that wheelbarrow, Dialogue: 0,1:35:19.55,1:35:21.79,Default,,0,0,0,,pick up some firewood\Nfor when the rain stops? Dialogue: 0,1:35:21.82,1:35:23.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep. Dialogue: 0,1:35:23.39,1:35:25.83,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, everyone.\NDo your best to get dry. Dialogue: 0,1:35:29.33,1:35:31.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Ding-fucking-dong. Dialogue: 0,1:35:31.53,1:35:33.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Whenever you're ready. Dialogue: 0,1:35:43.54,1:35:45.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like\Nwe'll be here for a while. Dialogue: 0,1:35:57.26,1:35:59.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It really\Nis absolutely disgusting. Dialogue: 0,1:35:59.36,1:36:01.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Burnt to a crisp. Dialogue: 0,1:36:01.90,1:36:03.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I think you'll find\Nit's a brûlée. Dialogue: 0,1:36:07.40,1:36:08.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, then. Dialogue: 0,1:36:08.44,1:36:10.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Off to Bedfordshire. Dialogue: 0,1:36:10.24,1:36:12.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Goodnight, Mr Walliker. Dialogue: 0,1:36:12.11,1:36:14.31,Default,,0,0,0,,- Here we are.\N- Sleep well, team. Dialogue: 0,1:36:14.34,1:36:16.41,Default,,0,0,0,,- Well done today.\N- Thank you. Dialogue: 0,1:36:16.44,1:36:18.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Night night. Dialogue: 0,1:36:19.58,1:36:20.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Goodnight. Dialogue: 0,1:36:29.42,1:36:31.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Mission accomplished. Dialogue: 0,1:36:31.52,1:36:34.93,Default,,0,0,0,,One barnful\Nof sleeping children. Dialogue: 0,1:36:34.96,1:36:38.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't get me wrong,\NI'm quite impressed\Nby your resourcefulness, Dialogue: 0,1:36:38.20,1:36:39.93,Default,,0,0,0,,but who travels to\Nthe Lake District Dialogue: 0,1:36:39.97,1:36:42.17,Default,,0,0,0,,with a backpack full\Nof marshmallows? Dialogue: 0,1:36:42.20,1:36:45.27,Default,,0,0,0,,All parents know the marshmallow Dialogue: 0,1:36:45.31,1:36:48.21,Default,,0,0,0,,is an essential tool,\NMr Walliker. Dialogue: 0,1:36:52.98,1:36:54.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you have children? Dialogue: 0,1:36:54.91,1:36:57.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, no. No, no,\NI never did any of that. Dialogue: 0,1:36:58.35,1:37:00.42,Default,,0,0,0,,But, um... Dialogue: 0,1:37:00.45,1:37:02.06,Default,,0,0,0,,It's funny.\NIn the back of your mind, Dialogue: 0,1:37:02.09,1:37:04.32,Default,,0,0,0,,you think it might happen,\Nand-- Dialogue: 0,1:37:04.36,1:37:06.19,Default,,0,0,0,,But, you know, one day, Dialogue: 0,1:37:06.23,1:37:09.13,Default,,0,0,0,,you're preparing a test\Nfor a periodic table... Dialogue: 0,1:37:09.16,1:37:13.53,Default,,0,0,0,,...and you realise\Nit's the 27th one you've set, Dialogue: 0,1:37:13.57,1:37:15.97,Default,,0,0,0,,and there's just never been time Dialogue: 0,1:37:16.00,1:37:18.30,Default,,0,0,0,,to really think about having\Nanything like a... Dialogue: 0,1:37:18.34,1:37:20.11,Default,,0,0,0,,like a family in between. Dialogue: 0,1:37:24.28,1:37:25.45,Default,,0,0,0,,But it's good. Dialogue: 0,1:37:26.41,1:37:28.35,Default,,0,0,0,,It's good. I, uh... Dialogue: 0,1:37:28.38,1:37:29.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it suits me. Dialogue: 0,1:37:31.28,1:37:32.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm. Dialogue: 0,1:37:33.99,1:37:35.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I see it does. Dialogue: 0,1:37:38.39,1:37:39.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, look at that. Dialogue: 0,1:37:43.40,1:37:44.53,Default,,0,0,0,,All of it. Dialogue: 0,1:37:47.40,1:37:52.21,Default,,0,0,0,,You asked me where's\Nthe wonder and the magic. Dialogue: 0,1:37:54.34,1:37:55.68,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a good question. Dialogue: 0,1:37:58.11,1:37:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I think it's here. Dialogue: 0,1:38:00.68,1:38:03.52,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't believe in magic,\NMr Walliker. Dialogue: 0,1:38:03.55,1:38:04.95,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Dialogue: 0,1:38:06.29,1:38:07.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I've been thinking. Dialogue: 0,1:38:19.13,1:38:20.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Mummy? Dialogue: 0,1:38:20.30,1:38:21.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Atticus is really frightened. Dialogue: 0,1:38:21.77,1:38:24.74,Default,,0,0,0,,He says his mum sings Puccini\Nto him when he's scared. Dialogue: 0,1:38:24.77,1:38:29.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, he might have to settle\Nfor some early Take That, Dialogue: 0,1:38:29.31,1:38:31.71,Default,,0,0,0,,but I'll see what I can do,\Nokay? Dialogue: 0,1:38:33.05,1:38:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr Walliker, Dialogue: 0,1:38:34.45,1:38:36.52,Default,,0,0,0,,do you mind if I sit here for\Na minute? Dialogue: 0,1:38:36.55,1:38:38.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course. Sit down. Dialogue: 0,1:38:53.57,1:38:55.60,Default,,0,0,0,,-Is there anything you want to--\N-It's just... Dialogue: 0,1:38:56.50,1:38:58.04,Default,,0,0,0,,what if I forget him? Dialogue: 0,1:38:59.21,1:39:00.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't wanna forget him. Dialogue: 0,1:39:01.61,1:39:03.48,Default,,0,0,0,,But what if I do? Dialogue: 0,1:39:10.08,1:39:12.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me tell you this, Billy,\Num... Dialogue: 0,1:39:14.25,1:39:18.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Your dad is everywhere. Dialogue: 0,1:39:20.19,1:39:21.23,Default,,0,0,0,,He's everywhere. Dialogue: 0,1:39:22.10,1:39:23.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Right now... Dialogue: 0,1:39:25.07,1:39:26.53,Default,,0,0,0,,in this moment. Dialogue: 0,1:39:26.57,1:39:28.77,Default,,0,0,0,,And that's a scientific fact. Dialogue: 0,1:39:30.34,1:39:34.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Energy is only transferred. Dialogue: 0,1:39:35.34,1:39:36.68,Default,,0,0,0,,It can never be destroyed. Dialogue: 0,1:39:37.54,1:39:39.45,Default,,0,0,0,,And more importantly, Dialogue: 0,1:39:39.48,1:39:41.55,Default,,0,0,0,,your father is in you. Dialogue: 0,1:39:43.52,1:39:44.78,Default,,0,0,0,,And Mabel. Dialogue: 0,1:39:50.56,1:39:52.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Billy, tell me something... Dialogue: 0,1:39:54.59,1:39:55.76,Default,,0,0,0,,one thing... Dialogue: 0,1:39:57.20,1:39:58.60,Default,,0,0,0,,that you remember best Dialogue: 0,1:39:59.37,1:40:01.03,Default,,0,0,0,,about your dad. Dialogue: 0,1:40:11.68,1:40:15.85,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Another Christmas\NIs around the corner♪ Dialogue: 0,1:40:15.88,1:40:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And I can feel us, darling\NGetting closer♪ Dialogue: 0,1:40:20.32,1:40:24.26,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It's coming down the road\NAnd stopping it now♪ Dialogue: 0,1:40:24.29,1:40:28.19,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Stopping it now\NIs impossible...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:40:28.23,1:40:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Can we? Dialogue: 0,1:40:30.30,1:40:31.66,Default,,0,0,0,,-May we.\N-Yes. Dialogue: 0,1:40:31.70,1:40:34.47,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I built a snowman out\NThe back♪ Dialogue: 0,1:40:34.50,1:40:39.27,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It came alive And flew me\NRound this sleepy town♪ Dialogue: 0,1:40:39.31,1:40:42.34,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I put an old scarf round\NIts neck...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:40:42.38,1:40:43.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Careful! Dialogue: 0,1:40:43.84,1:40:45.38,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And every time\NYou kiss me...♪ Dialogue: 0,1:40:45.41,1:40:46.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Chop-chop. Dialogue: 0,1:40:46.51,1:40:47.81,Default,,0,0,0,,One, two. One, two. Dialogue: 0,1:40:47.85,1:40:49.42,Default,,0,0,0,,May I have\Nyour hot chocolate? Dialogue: 0,1:40:49.45,1:40:52.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- No. No! Marshmallows!\N- Yes. Yes. Dialogue: 0,1:40:52.25,1:40:55.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Mabel, why don't I take you to your seat?\N Come on. Dialogue: 0,1:40:55.46,1:40:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that all right? Dialogue: 0,1:40:58.39,1:41:00.53,Default,,0,0,0,,-Don't dawdle, Mrs Darcy.\N-No. Dialogue: 0,1:41:00.56,1:41:02.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Show's starting. Dialogue: 0,1:41:02.20,1:41:04.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, of course. Dialogue: 0,1:41:17.74,1:41:19.65,Default,,0,0,0,,- That sounds fantastic.\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,1:41:19.68,1:41:21.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll see you at Nobu at 7.00. Dialogue: 0,1:41:21.35,1:41:23.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, for God's sake, Victor. Dialogue: 0,1:41:23.75,1:41:25.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Fucking prick. Dialogue: 0,1:41:30.42,1:41:33.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Bravo! Bravo. Dialogue: 0,1:41:38.30,1:41:40.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you,\NEros and Atticus\NSoltani-Watkins. Dialogue: 0,1:41:42.27,1:41:44.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, although it's not on\Nthe programme, Dialogue: 0,1:41:44.64,1:41:47.34,Default,,0,0,0,,we do have one--\None more song. Dialogue: 0,1:41:47.37,1:41:51.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, I happen to know it means\Na lot to our singer. Dialogue: 0,1:41:51.48,1:41:55.68,Default,,0,0,0,,And, um... well, this is his\Nfirst-ever solo performance, Dialogue: 0,1:41:56.82,1:41:58.72,Default,,0,0,0,,and I know he'll\Ndo himself proud. Dialogue: 0,1:42:30.42,1:42:34.72,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'd do anything♪ Dialogue: 0,1:42:34.75,1:42:39.66,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ For you, dear, anything♪ Dialogue: 0,1:42:39.69,1:42:44.60,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ For you mean everything♪ Dialogue: 0,1:42:44.63,1:42:48.60,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ To me♪ Dialogue: 0,1:42:48.64,1:42:50.50,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I know that♪ Dialogue: 0,1:42:50.54,1:42:54.47,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'd go anywhere♪ Dialogue: 0,1:42:54.51,1:42:59.61,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ For your smile, anywhere♪ Dialogue: 0,1:42:59.65,1:43:02.55,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ For your smile♪ Dialogue: 0,1:43:02.58,1:43:08.69,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Everywhere I'd see♪ Dialogue: 0,1:43:08.72,1:43:11.69,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Would you climb a hill?♪ Dialogue: 0,1:43:11.73,1:43:13.29,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Anything♪ Dialogue: 0,1:43:13.33,1:43:17.93,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Wear a daffodil?\NAnything♪ Dialogue: 0,1:43:17.96,1:43:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Leave me all your will?\NAnything♪ Dialogue: 0,1:43:22.54,1:43:25.84,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Even fight my Bill?♪ Dialogue: 0,1:43:25.87,1:43:27.84,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ What? Fisticuffs?♪ Dialogue: 0,1:43:27.87,1:43:31.88,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'd risk everything♪ Dialogue: 0,1:43:31.91,1:43:36.55,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ For one kiss, everything♪ Dialogue: 0,1:43:36.58,1:43:41.49,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Yes, I'd do anything♪ Dialogue: 0,1:43:41.52,1:43:43.72,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Anything♪ Dialogue: 0,1:43:43.76,1:43:48.86,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ For you♪ Dialogue: 0,1:44:01.68,1:44:02.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Go, Billy! Dialogue: 0,1:44:07.51,1:44:08.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Bravo! Dialogue: 0,1:44:43.42,1:44:45.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my darling. Dialogue: 0,1:44:47.69,1:44:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Daddy would be so proud of you. Dialogue: 0,1:44:50.69,1:44:51.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I know. Dialogue: 0,1:44:54.13,1:44:55.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Well done, Billy. You nailed it. Dialogue: 0,1:44:56.00,1:44:58.40,Default,,0,0,0,,-Were you surprised, Mum?\N-Yes. Dialogue: 0,1:44:58.43,1:45:00.47,Default,,0,0,0,,-Genius.\N-Up top. Dialogue: 0,1:45:02.44,1:45:04.97,Default,,0,0,0,,-So, can I have a sleepover\Nwith Bikram?\N-Yes. Dialogue: 0,1:45:05.01,1:45:06.94,Default,,0,0,0,,-And did you bring my--\N-Yes. Dialogue: 0,1:45:06.97,1:45:09.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Bikram! Nintendo! Dialogue: 0,1:45:10.94,1:45:13.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr Walliker, Billy was... Dialogue: 0,1:45:13.88,1:45:16.02,Default,,0,0,0,,The whole thing was... Dialogue: 0,1:45:16.05,1:45:19.45,Default,,0,0,0,,-It was--\N-It was magic, Mrs Darcy. Dialogue: 0,1:45:19.49,1:45:21.12,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it wasn't. Dialogue: 0,1:45:21.15,1:45:23.46,Default,,0,0,0,,What you've done for Billy... Dialogue: 0,1:45:24.86,1:45:27.39,Default,,0,0,0,,People talk about moving on like\Nit means, Dialogue: 0,1:45:27.43,1:45:29.83,Default,,0,0,0,,you know,\Nleaving something behind, Dialogue: 0,1:45:29.86,1:45:31.97,Default,,0,0,0,,you know,\Nleaving someone you love behind, Dialogue: 0,1:45:32.00,1:45:34.53,Default,,0,0,0,,but perhaps it's more\Nthat suddenly you see Dialogue: 0,1:45:34.57,1:45:37.90,Default,,0,0,0,,you can live at the same time\Nas all the things you've lost, Dialogue: 0,1:45:37.94,1:45:42.11,Default,,0,0,0,,and that you can be happy\Neven without them. Dialogue: 0,1:45:42.14,1:45:44.98,Default,,0,0,0,,And tonight,\NI saw my son up there Dialogue: 0,1:45:45.01,1:45:48.72,Default,,0,0,0,,and I understood for\Nthe first time in four years Dialogue: 0,1:45:48.75,1:45:50.85,Default,,0,0,0,,that he's going to be okay. Dialogue: 0,1:45:50.88,1:45:52.92,Default,,0,0,0,,And so, we're going to be okay. Dialogue: 0,1:45:52.95,1:45:54.69,Default,,0,0,0,,And you did that, Mr Walliker. Dialogue: 0,1:45:54.72,1:45:56.09,Default,,0,0,0,,It wasn't magic. Dialogue: 0,1:45:57.02,1:45:58.99,Default,,0,0,0,,It was you. Dialogue: 0,1:45:59.03,1:46:03.73,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I'll overlook your tendency\Nto be a little aloof-- Dialogue: 0,1:46:03.76,1:46:05.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Some might call it\Ncondescending. Dialogue: 0,1:46:05.83,1:46:07.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Supercilious is a good word Dialogue: 0,1:46:07.63,1:46:11.47,Default,,0,0,0,,and you probably don't hear it\Nenough, but the point is... Dialogue: 0,1:46:14.61,1:46:15.68,Default,,0,0,0,,thank you. Dialogue: 0,1:46:17.84,1:46:19.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr Walliker? Dialogue: 0,1:46:20.65,1:46:23.05,Default,,0,0,0,,We're going to\NThe Spaniards for a drink. Dialogue: 0,1:46:23.08,1:46:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, and if you wanted to come, Dialogue: 0,1:46:26.79,1:46:29.22,Default,,0,0,0,,well, we'd be there Dialogue: 0,1:46:29.26,1:46:33.79,Default,,0,0,0,,because that's where we'll be. Dialogue: 0,1:46:33.83,1:46:37.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't be taught.\NCan't be taught.\NIt was unbelievable. Dialogue: 0,1:46:37.03,1:46:38.90,Default,,0,0,0,,-Mrs Darcy.\N-The flautists,\Nan absolute triumph. Dialogue: 0,1:46:38.93,1:46:41.10,Default,,0,0,0,,One of the best\NChristmas shows I've ever seen. Dialogue: 0,1:46:41.13,1:46:43.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Christmas shows don't get much better than that.\N Extraordinary. Dialogue: 0,1:46:43.67,1:46:45.84,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it doesn't.\NDon't look at me like that. Dialogue: 0,1:46:45.87,1:46:47.71,Default,,0,0,0,,- Billy! How did it go?\N- Billy! Dialogue: 0,1:46:47.74,1:46:48.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- I did a solo.\N- Oh! Dialogue: 0,1:46:48.91,1:46:50.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Congratulations. Dialogue: 0,1:46:50.21,1:46:52.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Come here. Have a squidge. Dialogue: 0,1:46:52.55,1:46:54.51,Default,,0,0,0,,He was brilliant. Dialogue: 0,1:46:54.55,1:46:56.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hello, Mabel. How are you?\N-Well done.\NI bet you were. Dialogue: 0,1:46:56.22,1:46:58.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- Chloe has a video.\N- You look lovely. Dialogue: 0,1:46:58.15,1:46:59.75,Default,,0,0,0,,- There's a video?\N- A video? Dialogue: 0,1:46:59.79,1:47:01.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Chloe? Video? Dialogue: 0,1:47:02.59,1:47:03.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Congratulations. Dialogue: 0,1:47:03.92,1:47:05.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi. Uh, four, uh... Dialogue: 0,1:47:05.56,1:47:07.69,Default,,0,0,0,,large glasses of white wine,\Nplease. Dialogue: 0,1:47:07.73,1:47:09.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Wine. Wine. Dialogue: 0,1:47:09.10,1:47:11.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, house white. Party petrol. Dialogue: 0,1:47:11.16,1:47:13.77,Default,,0,0,0,,- Bikram's here!\N- Your wine, ladies. Dialogue: 0,1:47:13.80,1:47:16.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- What are you doing down there?\N- Nothing. Dialogue: 0,1:47:16.84,1:47:19.01,Default,,0,0,0,,- Well, there we go.\N- Congratulations, darling. Dialogue: 0,1:47:19.04,1:47:21.04,Default,,0,0,0,,-To Billy.\N-He was wonderful. Billy. Dialogue: 0,1:47:21.07,1:47:23.21,Default,,0,0,0,,- Absolutely wonderful.\N- Yes. Dialogue: 0,1:47:23.24,1:47:26.51,Default,,0,0,0,,But I can tell you, I...\NI knew from his glow\Nit was a triumph. Dialogue: 0,1:47:26.55,1:47:28.15,Default,,0,0,0,,No, honestly. Dialogue: 0,1:47:28.18,1:47:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean,\Nonce you've tasted success... Dialogue: 0,1:47:32.32,1:47:34.15,Default,,0,0,0,,You had literally\None song, Tom. Dialogue: 0,1:47:34.19,1:47:36.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, you know,\Nmy mother always says Dialogue: 0,1:47:36.72,1:47:39.19,Default,,0,0,0,,if you've got nothing nice\Nto say, then shut the fuck up. Dialogue: 0,1:47:39.23,1:47:41.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Your mother's right,\Nso shut the fuck up. Dialogue: 0,1:47:41.09,1:47:43.10,Default,,0,0,0,,We should never shut\Nthe fuck up. Dialogue: 0,1:47:43.13,1:47:45.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop telling everyone else\Nto shut the fuck up. Dialogue: 0,1:47:45.60,1:47:47.57,Default,,0,0,0,,We can, yes. Dialogue: 0,1:47:50.27,1:47:52.87,Default,,0,0,0,,- No. Come on.\N- Good overtaking. Dialogue: 0,1:47:52.91,1:47:54.67,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I didn't. That was him. Dialogue: 0,1:47:54.71,1:47:56.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Mum. That way. Dialogue: 0,1:48:03.28,1:48:04.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr Walliker! Dialogue: 0,1:48:06.69,1:48:07.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Aren't you coming in? Dialogue: 0,1:48:07.89,1:48:09.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, actually, I was. I... Dialogue: 0,1:48:09.89,1:48:11.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanted to say something\Nto you, Dialogue: 0,1:48:11.79,1:48:13.26,Default,,0,0,0,,but it's the wrong time. Dialogue: 0,1:48:13.29,1:48:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You're there with everyone,\Nand... Dialogue: 0,1:48:15.70,1:48:18.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm better with people about\N4 foot tall. Dialogue: 0,1:48:18.26,1:48:22.04,Default,,0,0,0,,4'1". That's my sweet spot,\Nas it turns out, so... Dialogue: 0,1:48:23.14,1:48:24.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Where are you going? Dialogue: 0,1:48:29.84,1:48:32.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, look, I really just wanted\Nto discuss Newton. Dialogue: 0,1:48:32.71,1:48:34.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Newton? Dialogue: 0,1:48:34.35,1:48:37.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, we already covered\NNewton's second law, gravity, Dialogue: 0,1:48:37.38,1:48:39.92,Default,,0,0,0,,in the tree when you were\Npretending not to be stuck. Dialogue: 0,1:48:39.95,1:48:43.79,Default,,0,0,0,,But the one that's always\Nfascinated me isn't\Nthe second law. Dialogue: 0,1:48:43.82,1:48:46.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, any idiot can see that\Nan apple's gonna fall down. Dialogue: 0,1:48:46.99,1:48:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What's it gonna do, fall up? Dialogue: 0,1:48:48.33,1:48:50.60,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a hopelessly overrated law,\Nthe second. Dialogue: 0,1:48:50.63,1:48:53.80,Default,,0,0,0,,No, the one that's always\Ninterested me is the third law. Dialogue: 0,1:48:53.83,1:48:55.30,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll know what that is. Dialogue: 0,1:48:55.34,1:48:56.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,1:48:56.67,1:48:59.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course. But go on. Dialogue: 0,1:48:59.64,1:49:03.14,Default,,0,0,0,,For every action,\Nthere's an equal\Nand opposite reaction. Dialogue: 0,1:49:03.18,1:49:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a fundamental law\Nof our universe. Dialogue: 0,1:49:05.28,1:49:07.78,Default,,0,0,0,,It's, uh... It's an inescapable\Nfact of our existence, Dialogue: 0,1:49:07.81,1:49:09.88,Default,,0,0,0,,and I was coming to say that\Nyou are... Dialogue: 0,1:49:11.05,1:49:14.09,Default,,0,0,0,,this force, Mrs Darcy... Dialogue: 0,1:49:15.32,1:49:16.26,Default,,0,0,0,,to me. Dialogue: 0,1:49:18.19,1:49:21.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Equal and... opposite. Dialogue: 0,1:49:21.83,1:49:26.30,Default,,0,0,0,,And just as Newton predicted,\Nit's irresistible. Dialogue: 0,1:49:28.84,1:49:29.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I see it. Dialogue: 0,1:49:32.11,1:49:34.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Right now, just standing here,\NI feel it, Dialogue: 0,1:49:34.67,1:49:38.08,Default,,0,0,0,,and it's as real to me as\Nthe things I loved when\NI was a boy Dialogue: 0,1:49:38.11,1:49:40.08,Default,,0,0,0,,and first started looking at\Nthe world. Dialogue: 0,1:49:40.11,1:49:42.72,Default,,0,0,0,,You see, it's not really order Dialogue: 0,1:49:42.75,1:49:46.05,Default,,0,0,0,,that we science people\Nfall in love with, Mrs Darcy, Dialogue: 0,1:49:46.09,1:49:48.12,Default,,0,0,0,,it's the beauty in things. Dialogue: 0,1:49:50.86,1:49:52.13,Default,,0,0,0,,The beauty, Dialogue: 0,1:49:52.89,1:49:54.23,Default,,0,0,0,,to be specific... Dialogue: 0,1:49:57.86,1:49:59.20,Default,,0,0,0,,in you. Dialogue: 0,1:50:03.90,1:50:05.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Dialogue: 0,1:50:06.07,1:50:08.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. Dialogue: 0,1:50:08.44,1:50:10.34,Default,,0,0,0,,-I don't know what\NI was thinking.\N-No, no. Dialogue: 0,1:50:10.38,1:50:12.35,Default,,0,0,0,,This is exactly why\NI decided not to come in. Dialogue: 0,1:50:12.38,1:50:14.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I've clearly got entirely\Nthe wrong end of the-- Dialogue: 0,1:50:14.38,1:50:15.98,Default,,0,0,0,,-Mr Walliker...\N-Look, I just want you to know Dialogue: 0,1:50:16.02,1:50:17.95,Default,,0,0,0,,that this is not going to be\Nawkward at all. At all. Dialogue: 0,1:50:17.98,1:50:20.69,Default,,0,0,0,,- Please stop talking.\N- With Billy and school. Dialogue: 0,1:50:20.72,1:50:22.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's just pretend this\Nnever happened, please.\NLet's just-- Dialogue: 0,1:50:39.04,1:50:41.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It was either that or a whistle, Dialogue: 0,1:50:41.44,1:50:44.44,Default,,0,0,0,,and I haven't got a whistle,\NMr Walliker. Dialogue: 0,1:50:46.91,1:50:48.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Call me Scott, for God's sake. Dialogue: 0,1:50:50.32,1:50:51.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, Mr Walliker. Dialogue: 0,1:51:09.80,1:51:12.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, shake it, shake it,\Nshake it. No, go mad. Dialogue: 0,1:51:12.94,1:51:14.41,Default,,0,0,0,,That's it. Now pour it out. Dialogue: 0,1:51:15.48,1:51:16.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Very good. Dialogue: 0,1:51:17.21,1:51:19.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Insert one cherry. Dialogue: 0,1:51:19.31,1:51:22.72,Default,,0,0,0,,And that, my friends,\Nis how we make a Dirty Bitch. Dialogue: 0,1:51:24.78,1:51:28.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Christ. That may even be\Na Filthy Bitch. Pass that round. Dialogue: 0,1:51:28.09,1:51:30.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, similar but not at all\Nthe same, Dialogue: 0,1:51:31.83,1:51:33.03,Default,,0,0,0,,the Bad Mummy. Dialogue: 0,1:51:33.06,1:51:34.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Little bit of vodka. Dialogue: 0,1:51:34.96,1:51:36.36,Default,,0,0,0,,-Yeah?\N-Come here. Dialogue: 0,1:51:36.40,1:51:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, you're in charge. Dialogue: 0,1:51:44.07,1:51:45.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that who I think it is? Dialogue: 0,1:51:45.97,1:51:48.14,Default,,0,0,0,,So they tell me, yeah.\NWhat do you think? Dialogue: 0,1:51:48.17,1:51:50.38,Default,,0,0,0,,You have sad eyes,\Nangelo mio. Dialogue: 0,1:51:50.41,1:51:53.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Why so sad? They make me sad. Dialogue: 0,1:51:53.08,1:51:54.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to see the smile. Dialogue: 0,1:51:54.85,1:51:56.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop it. Dialogue: 0,1:51:56.05,1:51:57.82,Default,,0,0,0,,He's 16! Dialogue: 0,1:51:57.85,1:51:59.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Late starter. Dialogue: 0,1:51:59.55,1:52:01.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Where in Italy\Nare you from? Dialogue: 0,1:52:01.35,1:52:03.19,Default,,0,0,0,,-Bologna.\N-Bologna. Dialogue: 0,1:52:03.22,1:52:04.39,Default,,0,0,0,,-Yeah.\N-Say it again. Dialogue: 0,1:52:04.42,1:52:06.23,Default,,0,0,0,,- Bologna.\N- Bologna. Dialogue: 0,1:52:06.26,1:52:08.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Enzo, the kids are gonna watch\Na movie upstairs. You coming? Dialogue: 0,1:52:08.16,1:52:09.26,Default,,0,0,0,,He'll stay. Dialogue: 0,1:52:11.03,1:52:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Boys. Dialogue: 0,1:52:14.03,1:52:15.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I think you're proud. Dialogue: 0,1:52:15.40,1:52:17.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Relief, really, Jones. Dialogue: 0,1:52:17.27,1:52:18.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Kin, as you said. Dialogue: 0,1:52:20.41,1:52:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,-Enzo.\N-Yeah? Dialogue: 0,1:52:22.11,1:52:23.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Vieni qua. Dialogue: 0,1:52:23.44,1:52:25.01,Default,,0,0,0,,-I beg your pardon.\N-Okay. Dialogue: 0,1:52:25.05,1:52:27.11,Default,,0,0,0,,-Ciao.\N-Ciao. Dialogue: 0,1:52:27.15,1:52:29.05,Default,,0,0,0,,This is your hostess Dialogue: 0,1:52:29.08,1:52:32.09,Default,,0,0,0,,and one of the great loves\Nof your father's life,\NBridget Jones. Dialogue: 0,1:52:34.95,1:52:36.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh! Dialogue: 0,1:52:36.42,1:52:39.09,Default,,0,0,0,,It's nice to meet you, Enzo. Dialogue: 0,1:52:40.63,1:52:43.30,Default,,0,0,0,,He says it is a great honour\Nto meet you. Dialogue: 0,1:52:43.33,1:52:46.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Dialogue: 0,1:52:48.47,1:52:51.14,Default,,0,0,0,,And then he says that those are Dialogue: 0,1:52:51.17,1:52:53.44,Default,,0,0,0,,very, very silly little boots. Dialogue: 0,1:52:56.58,1:52:58.98,Default,,0,0,0,,You have incredible posture. Dialogue: 0,1:53:00.15,1:53:01.45,Default,,0,0,0,,You're not Danish, are you? Dialogue: 0,1:53:01.48,1:53:03.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I can be anything\Nyou want. Dialogue: 0,1:53:03.32,1:53:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,It is, isn't it?\NI know, and it's working\Nreally well for you, Dialogue: 0,1:53:05.49,1:53:07.55,Default,,0,0,0,,but all I'm saying is maybe\Nit's time for a rebrand. Dialogue: 0,1:53:07.59,1:53:09.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you ever thought about\Nhaving a pixie cut? Dialogue: 0,1:53:09.62,1:53:11.06,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Dialogue: 0,1:53:11.09,1:53:12.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you have the face for it. Dialogue: 0,1:53:12.43,1:53:14.43,Default,,0,0,0,,And it's utterly changed\Nmy life. Dialogue: 0,1:53:14.46,1:53:17.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Nonsense, Pam.\NYou're perfect just as you are. Dialogue: 0,1:53:17.06,1:53:18.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that a Dirty Bitch? Dialogue: 0,1:53:19.67,1:53:21.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Steady on. Dialogue: 0,1:53:21.47,1:53:24.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yes, please.\NYes, thank you very much. Dialogue: 0,1:53:24.17,1:53:25.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks. Dialogue: 0,1:53:25.97,1:53:27.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- Just what the doctor ordered.\N- -Me too. Dialogue: 0,1:53:27.47,1:53:30.24,Default,,0,0,0,,-Always. Take a horn.\N-Give me the fucking horn. Dialogue: 0,1:53:30.28,1:53:32.01,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you, thank you.\N- Yep. Dialogue: 0,1:53:32.05,1:53:35.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Mmm. Oh.\N- Mmm. Mmm. Dialogue: 0,1:53:35.52,1:53:38.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll be honest, I don't know\Nwhat I'd have done in the past\N20 years without you lot. Dialogue: 0,1:53:39.02,1:53:41.52,Default,,0,0,0,,-Twenty?\N-No, it's not. It's thirty? Dialogue: 0,1:53:41.55,1:53:43.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, it's more like 30 years,\Nto be honest. Dialogue: 0,1:53:43.52,1:53:45.96,Default,,0,0,0,,We've had some fucking fun\Nthough, haven't we? Dialogue: 0,1:53:49.23,1:53:50.90,Default,,0,0,0,,We have. Dialogue: 0,1:53:52.37,1:53:55.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Ten, nine, eight, Dialogue: 0,1:53:55.97,1:53:59.34,Default,,0,0,0,,seven, six, five, Dialogue: 0,1:53:59.37,1:54:01.98,Default,,0,0,0,,four, three, Dialogue: 0,1:54:02.01,1:54:04.11,Default,,0,0,0,,two, one! Dialogue: 0,1:54:04.14,1:54:06.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Happy New Year! Dialogue: 0,1:54:10.98,1:54:12.35,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ ...be forgot♪ Dialogue: 0,1:54:12.39,1:54:15.26,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And never brought to mind?♪ Dialogue: 0,1:54:15.29,1:54:16.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Happy New Year. Dialogue: 0,1:54:16.99,1:54:20.99,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Should auld acquaintance\NBe forgot♪ Dialogue: 0,1:54:21.03,1:54:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ For the sake\NOf auld lang syne?♪ Dialogue: 0,1:54:25.37,1:54:29.57,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ For auld lang syne, my dear♪ Dialogue: 0,1:54:29.60,1:54:34.11,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ For auld lang syne♪ Dialogue: 0,1:54:34.14,1:54:38.61,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ We'll take a cup\NOf kindness yet♪ Dialogue: 0,1:54:38.65,1:54:42.98,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ For the sake\NOf auld lang syne♪ Dialogue: 0,1:56:23.65,1:56:25.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I forgot to check. Dialogue: 0,1:56:30.36,1:56:31.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Look. Dialogue: 0,1:56:59.25,1:57:00.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Goodnight. Dialogue: 0,1:57:19.41,1:57:20.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh. Dialogue: 0,1:57:20.91,1:57:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Bloody zip. Dialogue: 0,1:57:27.55,1:57:30.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Bastard tyrannical dress people. Dialogue: 0,1:57:35.72,1:57:37.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got it. Dialogue: 0,1:57:40.29,1:57:41.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. Dialogue: 0,1:57:47.37,1:57:48.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Happy New Year. Dialogue: 0,1:57:48.77,1:57:51.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Happy New Year. Dialogue: 0,1:58:32.78,1:58:36.35,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I could go back to\NThe old place ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:58:36.38,1:58:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And write your name\NOn every blank page ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:58:39.79,1:58:43.62,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ But it's a story now\NJust a story now ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:58:43.66,1:58:46.89,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Just the kind of thing that\NYou'd say ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:58:46.93,1:58:50.70,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ They say no need to\NLook behind me ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:58:50.73,1:58:54.27,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ That I can keep you\NHere beside me ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:58:54.30,1:58:57.84,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ To make a mess of it\NTo make the best of it ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:58:57.87,1:59:02.54,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It isn't perfect\NBut it might be ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:59:09.88,1:59:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ There's a lot of ground\NTo cover ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:59:14.29,1:59:16.96,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ One foot and then the other ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:59:16.99,1:59:22.40,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ On my way, my way\NTo somewhere new ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:59:24.33,1:59:27.87,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ A few false starts\NCan you forgive this ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:59:27.90,1:59:31.34,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Cautious car\Nand just bear with it ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:59:31.37,1:59:36.98,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ While it does what\NI thought it couldn't do ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:59:37.01,1:59:40.85,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I could go back to\NThe old place ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:59:40.88,1:59:44.38,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And write your name\NOn every blank page ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:59:44.42,1:59:48.02,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ But it's a story now\NJust a story now ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:59:48.05,1:59:51.42,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Just the kind of thing that\NYou'd say ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:59:51.46,1:59:55.03,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ They say no need to\NLook behind me ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:59:55.06,1:59:58.57,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ That I can keep you\NHere beside me ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:59:58.60,2:00:02.44,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ To make a mess of it\NTo make the best of it ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:00:02.47,2:00:07.04,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It isn't perfect\NBut it might be ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:00:12.48,2:00:14.48,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Mmm ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:00:14.51,2:00:18.45,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Treading lightly\NThinking slightly ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:00:18.49,2:00:21.82,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It just might be\NIt just might be ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:00:21.86,2:00:25.36,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Treading lightly\NThinking slightly ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:00:25.39,2:00:28.93,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It just might be\NIt just might be ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:00:28.96,2:00:30.86,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It just might be ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:00:30.90,2:00:34.47,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Oh, I can go back to\NThe old place ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:00:34.50,2:00:38.07,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And write your name\NOn every blank page ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:00:38.10,2:00:41.91,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ But it's a story now\NJust a story now ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:00:41.94,2:00:45.38,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Just the kind of thing that\NYou'd say ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:00:45.41,2:00:48.95,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ That there's no need to\NLook behind me ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:00:48.98,2:00:52.59,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ That I can keep you\NHere beside me ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:00:52.62,2:00:56.32,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ To make a mess of it\NTo make the best of it ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:00:56.36,2:01:00.79,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It isn't perfect\NBut it might be ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:01:04.53,2:01:06.43,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Like it might be ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:01:07.83,2:01:10.57,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Like it might be ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:01:12.57,2:01:16.81,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Whoo, whoo ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:01:19.71,2:01:23.08,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Might be, might be\NMight be ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:01:34.69,2:01:38.03,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ "Have you met Miss Jones?" ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:01:38.06,2:01:42.90,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Someone said as\NWe shook hands ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:01:42.94,2:01:48.58,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ She was just Miss Jones\NTo me ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:01:49.98,2:01:54.11,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And then I said\N"Miss Jones ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:01:54.15,2:01:58.12,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ You're a girl\NWho understands ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:01:58.15,2:02:04.42,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I'm a man\NWho must be free" ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:02:04.46,2:02:08.43,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And all at once\NI lost my breath ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:02:08.46,2:02:12.03,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And all at once\NWas scared to death ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:02:12.07,2:02:14.70,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And all at once ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:02:14.73,2:02:21.71,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I owned the earth and sky ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:02:21.74,2:02:25.98,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And now I've met Miss Jones ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:02:26.01,2:02:31.85,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And we'll keep on meeting\N'til we die ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:02:31.89,2:02:34.49,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Miss Jones and I ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:02:36.76,2:02:38.02,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Whoa, fellas ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:03:15.06,2:03:18.90,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And all at once\NI lost my breath ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:03:18.93,2:03:22.87,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And all at once\NWas scared to death ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:03:22.90,2:03:25.51,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And all at once ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:03:25.54,2:03:30.48,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I owned the earth and sky ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:03:32.11,2:03:36.05,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Now I've met Miss Jones ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:03:36.08,2:03:42.59,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And we'll keep on meeting\N'til we die ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:03:42.62,2:03:45.49,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Miss Jones and I ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:03:46.69,2:03:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Miss Jones and I ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:03:50.23,2:03:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Miss Jones and I ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:03:54.70,2:04:01.57,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Miss Jones and I ♪ Dialogue: 0,2:04:05.71,2:04:07.01,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Ha! ♪ 173886