All language subtitles for the_thundermans_s04e25_cookie_mistake

All right, we have all day to build my
hot tub. I sent my parents to Sealand,

home of Flabby, the world's chubbiest
whale.

I heard you could see his blubber from
space.

You're home?

I mean, yeah, you're home.

Yeah, because that chubby whale kept
splashing me for no reason. Hank, you

eating all his sardines. I thought it
was free sushi.

Who's this?

Uh, this is... My new classmate,
Wendell, he just moved here.

Max, he looks old enough to be my
classmate.

Wendell Goldfarb Metroburg High?

Take the tape!

Okay, reunion's over. Take five.

A hot tub in your lair?

Absolutely not.

I'm not building a hot tub.

Hey, Max, is this bikini okay for the
hot tub?

There's not going to be one.

And gross.

So I should return my other bikinis?
Yes!

Max, you can't just do stuff like this
without checking with us first.

Hey, if I just checked with you about
everything, I would never have a boat.

What boat?

Don't go changing the subject.

Why do you have to get the mail before
your parents see it?

Are you hiding a report card?

Phoebe Thunderman got a bad grade!

Don't you joke about that, Cherry.

Ever.

I ordered something my parents would
never let me have.

Sign here.

Initial here.

And thumbprint here.

Don't need a retinal scan?

Oh, you do.

What kind of bad, bad things did you
order, Phoebe?

Peppers.

Yeah, I discovered different peppers do
different things to my heat breath. My

parents say the peppers will mess up my
powers, but I say they'll make me a more

awesome superhero.

Let's see what the Fijian face filter
can do.

Whoa!

That was scary and festive.

I know.

Bad guys won't know whether to scream in
fear or scream, Happy New Year.

those past your mom and dad?

Oh, it won't be hard. They're yelling at
Matt. When they're focused on him, I'm

completely invisible.

And another thing, that hot tub is
dangerous.

Oh, please. How is a large tub of water
filled with electrical equipment

dangerous?

Water and electricity do not mix. I play
a risky game every day just taking a

shower.

No, you guys never let me do anything.
Oh. A hover toilet, a cliff diving

school, using an analyzer to turn Billy
into a T -Rex. It's always no.

Hey, Phoebe is... Don't bring Phoebe
into this. She's not even here.

But she's the one you should be more
like.

We know.

Listen, young man, this is our house, so
you will follow our rules.

Fine. Go into my lair. I think you mean
our lair.

Parents!

Try to hit this fastball, Billy.

Nice pitch, Billy.

Show yourself, piece of face.

Come on, Princess Bobo. Save some
cookies for the rest of us.

What a day. We're playing outside,
having a blast, about to be hit by the

thunder van.

Thunder van.

Be big, kids.

Dad, what are you doing?

This driveway is no place for a car.

Well, the city keeps giving me parking
tickets, so now I gotta keep it in the

driveway. But... Hey, don't blame me.
Blame Johnny Law.

Now we have to find somewhere else to
play.

I know a great place in Madagascar.

She meant in this country.

All right, Gideon. You sure no one saw
you come down here with that jackhammer,

right? Nobody. Not even your mom. Which
reminds me.

Is she into guys with power tools?

Remember when you told me I could hit
you when you go too far?

I do.

All right, let's do this.

Thanks to my parents' stupid rules, I
need you to help me build my hot tub.

When I've had enough of my parents, I go
to my grandpa Giddy's penthouse. He

doesn't have any rules.

That sounds awesome.

My grandpa just sends me hand -me -down
socks.

These were knitted in World War II.

All right.

You're sure the jackhammer's super
silent, right? Yeah, the guy at the

store charged me extra for the silent
model.

I think he lied to me!

Turn it off!

Uh,

Gideon, I told you my parents said no
hot tub. Why would you try to force such

luxury on me?

Gideon, will you give us a minute?

Barb, I'd give you the whole day.

Got it. Too far.

I thought we were clear when we said no
dangerous hot tub in the lair. My

bikinis need to be seen.

Dude, not helping.

Max, we warned you, and now you are
grounded.

You can't ground me. I already live
underground.

Then you are undergrounded.

Superhero.

Superhero or not, as long as you live
under our roof, you have to follow our

rules. Well, maybe I shouldn't live
under your roof anymore.

What are you saying?

I'm saying that I'm moving out.

No!

Wait, am I coming with you?

Definitely not.

to kick around with your stupid rules.

Max Thunerman doesn't live here anymore.

And just where do you think you're going
to live, mister?

I'm moving into Grandpa Gideon's no
-rules penthouse.

You are?

See? Gideon says it's okay.

You know what? Move out. It'll be a good
learning experience for you.

Yeah. Maybe even learn to wash your own
underwear.

I won't need to. I'll just turn them
inside out.

He'll be back by dinner time.

No, I won't. Because I can take care of
myself.

Gideon. Helping myself?

Sorry about the jackhammer.

This is awful.

It's a little flaky, but ice cream will
fix that.

Oh, you mean the Max thing? Yeah,
terrible.

Max gone, my parents will be all up in
my business.

All I want is to keep eating my peppers
in peace and unlock their spicy secrets.

Ooh, the Carolina dragon pepper's a
keeper.

That'll terrify bad guys and clean out
my sinuses.

Baby, you're flushed. Are you feeling
okay, honey?

Oh, what?

I'm fine. I was just out in the sun.

is why we have rules about wearing
sunscreen.

No, no.

Is this what you meant by in your
business?

Yeah.

Whoa, Max really did move out of the
lair. Yeah, he'll be back for me,

He's just getting my room ready.

Who am I kidding?

I can't believe this huge room is gonna
be empty.

Anyway, let's go find a place to play.

Billy, this is where we're gonna play.

No, you're not.

This is still my room, so I'll decide
what happens to it. Now, because I have

big heart... And a big booty.

Let me finish.

I will pick one of you rooty -pooties to
use the lair as your play area.

But we're used to being together when we
play.

One of you or none of you. That's...
It's my big booty offer.

All right. Let us think about it.

All right, guys. I thought about it.
It's really more of a huge booty.

This is not the offer. Keep up, baby.

If we do it Colossal's way, at least one
of us would get their dream playroom. I

just hope he doesn't turn it into some
weird competition.

Hmm.

Who's ready to play?

Share!

Everybody hears those voices, right?

This is my favorite room.

It says, I am rich and a little crazy.

This is amazing.

How can you afford such a cool place?

Grandpa Giddy used to be a big -time DJ.

Wait.

Your DJ party face?

You wicky, wicky know it.

I appreciate you letting me move in
here.

Oh, no problem.

I know how lame parents can be.

Mine are still driving me nuts.

Wow, there must be like 200 times cooler
than my parents.

So, uh, Gideon says there are no rules
here, huh? That's right.

You see, I don't even know that chicken.

This place is almost perfect.

There's only one more thing it needs.

An ambulance for the chicken?

A jet engine powered hot tub.

Jet engine hot tub?

Oh, that sounds illegal.

I love it. No rules.

Ever since Max left, my parents haven't
given me a minute to breathe. This is

the first chance I've had to eat a
pepper.

Are you sure you won't get caught?

Yeah, we're good. I told them I was
meeting with my coding club, Bases

All right, which one is up next?

Let's see.

They're gone.

Someone pilfered my peppers.

You mean these?

Ms. Missy, we know you've been eating
the peppers, even though we told you not

to. Okay, I have, but you guys are
always telling me to eat my vegetables,

which is it?

Actually, those are mine. As a kid, they
called me Peter Pepper because I loved

peppers and looked like a boy.

Okay, so those weren't hers.

When I eat them, they make my heat
breath more awesome.

Phoebe, you know the rule. You can't eat
spicy peppers. It's too dangerous.

You know, your great -grandmother,
Matilda Jo Thunderman, had heat breath

you. One day, she ate chili peppers and
burped. She turned the Mojave rainforest

into the Mojave desert.

Why are you guys worrying about me when
Max is... Max is out in the world

learning you can't fix your problems by
turning them inside out.

But you are still here, which means you
have to follow our rules. So say bye

-bye to these.

No, wait.

Come on. Please leave me to Tokyo. Don't
stab her.

Gotta get Max back home.

means it's the end of the tell -me -your
-dumb -idea round.

Now, let's continue playing... Share the
Lair!

Let's begin the bribe round.

What's a bribe? It's when you three
offer me nice stuff so I pick you as the

winner. But that's not right.

Uh, duh!

Better get those bribes in before it's
too late.

Guys, this is just Colossus trying to
turn us against each other.

And it's working. I'll give you all my
birthday money.

I'll give you all my tooth fairy money.

Dang, how many teeth have you lost?

Who do I make this check out to?

Who do you think?

All right.

Who do you think?

Colossum, you do not want to pick
Billy's sports room. Well, don't pick

room unless you like getting zapped.

She's got bad aim.

How is this for bad aim?

See? She was aiming for Chloe.

If you pick my playing room, then you
can have lots of tea.

Everyone knows she makes her tea with
toilet water.

I can't reach the sink!

I'm the worst player on the team.

Isn't she something?

She reminds me of my fifth wife. I still
can't believe I built a hot tub.

I don't know.

Are you sure about the jet engine?

Uh, duh!

else is it going to be super
turbocharged?

But what if the fuel leaks into the
water? Hey, quit worrying.

You hear this guy?

Barely. My hearing aid's not working.

Isn't jet fuel flammable?

No rules.

Max can do whatever he wants.

Hey, guys.

Oh, come on. Lock a door, people.

No rules.

Andy Randall can walk in here when they
want.

You heard Grandpa Giddy.

So if you're here to prompose to me, my
answer is yes.

Not here for you.

Aw. I'm here for you too, boo.

You're wearing her down, Gideon.

Max, you have to come home fast. Dad
threw out his back trying to pick up a

muffin he dropped.

You're lying.

Dad hates muffins. He calls them healthy
cupcakes.

Okay, fine. Without you at home, Mom and
Dad are constantly watching me. I have

no peppers and I am covered in sunblock.

Well, I'm not going back. Here at
Grandpa Giddy's, I can do whatever I

whenever I want.

Wait.

Could I do anything I want here?

I'm never leaving!

Hey, you need to sign for that.

Who do you think you are, my mother?

Grandpa Giddy, this place is thick.

And you haven't seen the best part yet,
the door. Bye!

Phoebe can hang out. out here if she
wants.

Yeah, don't kick out my grandson's prom
date. We are not going to prom.

Fine. My guess is you're clearly dating
Gideon. You can stay. We are not dating.

Come on, Gideon.

It's hot, tough time. Help me find my
rubber ducky.

Grandpa, it's in the rubber ducky room.

Well, since you're barging in on my pad,
I'm going to barge in on your peppers.

Hey, that's my Himalayan hot butt. Not
anymore.

No rules.

Tell anyone you saw that.

Hey, the only thing I see is this
Lithuanian lava pepper.

You may be outlawed in 17 countries, but
you are welcome in my belly.

It's my decision.

I've used all the bribe money to build
the lucky winner's dream playroom.

The room is mine. And your dream's full.

It's toilet tea time.

The lucky winner is me.

Welcome to Colossal World.

Whoever you are, stop cheering for him.

fighting each other, then stole all our
money so he could build a stupid rabbit

shack.

Correct! Now get out!

Guys, we should have walked out the
second he said only one of us could win.

Yeah, we'll get us a place if we can't
play by ourselves together.

Wait, I know something we can do
together.

Uh, what are you guys doing?

Why aren't you gone?

Because we're about to play a new game.

is going to blow up. Phoebe, I think
you're exaggerating a little.

You were saying?

Oh, there's got to be something in the
fridge cold enough to get our freeze

breath working.

Oh,

mine's

chunky.

Because it's spoiled.

Grandpa Giddy scratched out the
expiration date and just wrote, no

There's got to be something else cold
enough.

The only thing in the freezer are these
fish pox.

It's so scaly.

Okay, let me try my freeze breath.

It's not cold enough. Try yours.

Don't tell anyone about that either.

That's it. We're out of time. We've got
to evacuate everyone.

You get the giddy. I'll save myself.

has one rule.

Always have the fire extinguisher ready
when there are no rules.

We're sorry we almost blew up your
luxury condo.

Oh, it's not the first time.

Phoebe, I'm beginning to wonder whether
Mom and Dad were right about us needing

the rules.

What tipped you off, the jet fuel or
when you farted fire?

I bet you wouldn't tell anyone about
that.

Want to go home?

Yes, please.

I'm out of underwear.

Mom, Dad, we apologize for not listening
to you.

We're not going to say we told you so.
We're going to do this instead.

Parents!

From now on, I'll show you designs for
all my dangerous devices.

How about you don't design any dangerous
devices?

Fine. But I'm keeping my boat that I
definitely don't have.

Well, I'm just glad my babies finally
learned their lesson. But we do need to

know one thing.

Just long enough for his penthouse to
stop smelling like fish pops and jet

Or longer.

No rules.