All language subtitles for the_thundermans_s04e24_side-kicking_and_screaming

And that's when I knew I had seen my
seventh UFO.

Wow. Another great story, Cherry.

Cheers.

What happened to you?

We saved a beach whale.

Man, it said thank you by spitting
seaweed on it.

The save would have gone smoother if I
had the land, air, and sea rocket I

requested from the Hero League. Oh, the
rocket shark.

Yep. It goes from scuba to sky in 2 .8
seconds.

Hey, thanks for waiting for me, Cherry.

Yeah, it's cool.

But I can't hang out or else I'm going
to be late for work at the clam castle.

President Kickbutt just made you my
super assistant like I asked. Your job

be hanging out with me.

I am very qualified for that job. I
know!

I'm going to call Kickbutt right now.
Not if I call it first. Hey, kids!

You can't bother President Kickbutt with
your frivolous request.

I have been called a lot of things, but
frivolous is a word I don't know.

It means she's too busy to take your
silly requests, like last week when

somebody asked for space hair gel?

Do you think I want my hair to look like
yours?

Okay, fine.

We promise not to call President
Kickbutt. Thunder Monitor, call

Kickbutt. President Kickbutt is not
available.

Is she blocking our call?

Yes. But you didn't hear it from me.

She can't hide from us. Chloe!

Hey, we need you to go get President
Kidbutt. I guess my tea party can wait.

So did I ever tell you guys that I once
met an alien named Gramulax?

Funny story.

So I say to you, Supes, why am I here?

You kids, into...

reunion speech.

Sorry, but we have some issues that are
really, really important.

Yeah. I need my rocket shark.

I'll tell you what I told you the last
ten times.

Never! Well, have you reconsidered my
300 requests for Cherry to be my super

assistant? Here's my resume.

This is just a picture of a cherry.

I feel like it sums up my experience
quite nicely.

Did you just make President Kickbutt
quit?

And did she just make me the new
president?

Kids, you need to fix this. I feel
terrible.

We didn't know she would quit. Yeah, we
just asked her for a few things every

day over and over.

Well, maybe Kickbutt didn't mean it. She
didn't even send a presidential

liaison.

Hello, I'm your presidential liaison.

Hank Thunderman, I need to know if
you'll accept the nomination.

This is insane.

Uh, sir, we need to speak with President
Kickbutt. Oh, she's disappeared to a

place where you annoying Thundermans
would never find her.

Oh, her words, not mine.

Don't you speak that way to the
Emperor's daughter.

I don't know. It's a big decision.

Oh, it's bigger than big.

The Hero League will be without a
president if you decline.

I'll give you some room to decide.

Do you realize what this means?

That we drove poor Kickbutt so crazy she
quit her job?

Am I really that annoying? Don't answer
that.

No, now that Kickbutt's gone, we can get
everything we want. We just have to

convince Dad to become president.

Kickbutt did say she's not coming back.

Yeah. And I do want Cherry to be my
assistant.

Uh -huh.

And I do love making you wait for me to
decide. Oh, you know you want to. Come

on.

I don't know. It's a really big
responsibility, honey. But, Dad, it...

Only makes sense for the greatest
superhero who ever lived to become the

League president.

I wouldn't go that far.

But you can.

And Mom, you would make an amazing First
Lady.

Oh, I would. Wouldn't I?

Once a simple farm girl, Barbara
McBooger's been picked for greatness.

Phoebe, look at them.

Something's different. Yeah, you're
right.

They look almost presidential.

The super world needs us, honey.

Mr. Liaison, it's time to make Hank
Tiberius Thunderman super president.

Wonderful.

Congratulations, Dad.

Congratulations, Max. Congratulations,
Phoebe.

Okay, Mr. Thunderman.

After you've been sworn in, you'll take
a bite from the inaugural cake.

My stomach is ready to serve.

Super presidents have taken a ceremonial
bite from the cake for over 200 years.

200 years old? Hope that comes with a
barf bag.

There it is in that dish.

I'll be right back. I forgot to bring
the Hero League handbook. I'm a train

wreck today.

I have to tell you something. You ate
the cake.

We were just coming back from the
bathroom. It was sitting there.

I thought it was hallway cake.

That's what you're going with?

Hallway cake?

I don't know. I am new to politics.

If there came a scandal on your first
day, you'll go down as the worst

in history. Oh, you're right. No one can
ever know about this. I don't want to

be known as Super President Cakebutt.

Let's begin the ceremony.

Mr. Thunderman, please place your hand
on the Hero League handbook.

Do you swear?

to serve the Hero League with the utmost
honesty and integrity.

Of course, what do you ask? What have
you heard?

I do.

Congratulations, Mr.

Super President!

Get to the cake, people!

Oh, Hank, we have to do something.

Oh, let's skip the cake. Fun fact about
your new president, I am...

to take a tiny sliver of the three
-layered butter... Oh, my gosh! Somebody

throw a cake!

Whatever monster did this is an enemy of
the Hero League!

Mr. President, will you launch an
investigation to catch the cake -eater?

yeah, of course I'm going to do that.
That filthy criminal will pay for eating

that buttercream cake with the chocolate
spirals and the delicate... Okay, they

get it, Mr. President.

Neither of us will rest until we find
this unknown person who no one knows the

identity of.

That is cake, right? Oh, totally.
Definitely.

Mac, I'd like to introduce you to my new
super assistant, Cherry.

Um, Ms. Thunderman, you have a bestie
dance break scheduled in five minutes.

um, let's move that to now.

Hey, Cherry, can you, uh...

pass a message along to your boss.
You're both dumb.

It is so cool that President Dad
approved you working for me.

Actually, before Dad left for work, I
borrowed his approval stamp. We can get

anything we want. All we have to do is
stamp it with this.

Max, how could you not tell me that you
have this?

Two milkshakes, please.

It's almost too much power.

Don't worry, Pheebs. We'll use it
responsibly.

That's my million -dollar rocket shark!

I love

you, rocket shark. You're perfect.

I knew he'd find a new girlfriend.

I already like her more than Allison.

Max, take me on a ride.

I want to go somewhere exotic like the
moon or Bruno Mars.

No way, I get to go first.

No, me first.

Okay, you first.

Nora, you just lasered Billy.

Yeah, it's my thing.

Well, our thing is protecting the first
family, even from each other.

From now on, you have to stay ten feet
apart at all times.

If this involves math, you should
probably talk to Nora.

Billy, he's saying we can't play
together.

This is why I hate...

Billy and Nora aren't allowed to play
with each other?

Well, maybe some time apart will be good
for them. They can learn to be more

independent? No, if the Billy's laser
burns can heal.

Anyway, I'm going to take the rocket
shark to Australia. All right, well,

and I are going to take Dad's approval
stamp for a spin.

Uh, Assistant, do we have time for a
little shopping in Milan?

I've already filled out the request
form.

Do you just put giant cherries on all
your paperwork?

It's gotten me this far.

girlfriend is very rude.

Domo arigato, Super Ambassador.

I'll see you at the summit, Super
Senator.

I look forward to high tea, Super Queen
of England.

Hank, here's your presidential schedule.

It's going to be a busy year.

That's just for this morning.

I'm too busy dealing with a cake -eating
investigation that I've called for and

also in the subject of.

Sir, I have an update on the
investigation, and frankly, I'm

No, this is it, Barb.

All of our evidence points to it being a
wild animal.

Really? What do you think that?

Only a rabid beast could eat that cake
so thoroughly. There was a lot of hair

and saliva and clogs. Okay, okay, okay.

Thank you for the update.

Oh, that was close.

I want to celebrate, but I still wish we
hadn't lied.

too, but we avoided a scandal and no one
will ever find out.

Unless an unknown stranger sends a video
of you eating the cake.

Oh, come on!

If you don't meet my demands, I'll
release this video to the press.

Did you get some in your ear?

It's everywhere, Barb.

Thunder Mike.

Oh, my gosh. You would not believe what
Cherry and I did in Milan.

Shopping?

Okay, yeah.

Laura, what you doing?

Just playing checkers by myself because
I'm not allowed to play with Billy.

Watch this.

Wow, that's pretty brilliant.

Yeah, they'll never catch us if I don't
stand here too long. They're playing

together.

Putting on them?

Necklaces that will zap them with
electricity if they get within 10 feet

other. The closer they get, the bigger
the blast.

Is this a joke?

Ow!

The joke hurt.

This isn't fair.

You know what isn't fair?

I still live with my mother.

You can have our bedroom, Nora. I'll
sleep in the bathtub.

Ow.

This isn't good.

Yeah.

Now I gotta walk all the way... upstairs
to use the bathroom.

What's wrong, Chloe?

Mommy's too busy to do story time, so
I'm stuck with this guy.

Then, Super Little Bear said, somebody's
been eating my porridge.

Okay, bears don't eat porridge, and they
certainly don't sleep in beds.

is happening because we made dad
president true but let's not ignore all

good stuff it's also happening like i
got the rocket shark and you're paying

cherry to hang out with you hey it's not
a job if you're doing what you love the

point is our whole family's lives are
being destroyed because of us i wouldn't

say our whole family dad loves being
president do you

hear

Crying in my layer slide?

Kids, being president's making me do
things I wouldn't normally do, but I

the decision to be president, so here we
are.

Close me up, children.

No matter how far I go in that rocket
shark, I will never escape the memory of

that blubbering man -child.

We have to fix our family.

started because we made Kickbutt quit.
Maybe we can find her and convince her

take her job back. Good idea.

Let's go find Kickbutt.

Sorry, kids, but former president
Kickbutt doesn't want you to find her.

authorized to use painful force to stop
you.

Painful force! Get in here!

Hello, friends.

You're the guy that's gonna stop people?

Please, don't be afraid. I know I'm very
intimidating.

There's no way you're gonna stop us from
getting Kickbutt. Yeah, so get out

of... away unless you want the kick of
the butt to be your butt getting kicked

by us deep freeze breath you try to use
your powers against

me you feel a painful force so you guys
will stay yes sure after i use my heat

breath what he's trying to say is we'll
stay

In order to find Kickbutt and save our
family, we have to get past this painful

Force person.

Any ideas?

We may not be able to use our powers,
but we can use these bad boys.

Oh!

Yeah, we'll knock him out with your
stinky pits.

Does anyone know if I can wear this
shock necklace in the bathtub?

That's it.

We're going to give this guy the shock
of his life.

Hi, Paper Forest.

I see you do Sudoku puzzles.

I like to tease the brain.

Billy, go!

He's got some slide dust in my eye.

I just got another text.

The person who has a video of you eating
the cake said to meet him in the lair.

It could be anybody, Barb.

Like Colosso?

No, he's not smart enough to pull this
off.

I'm the blackmailer, you jerks!

What do you want, rabbit?

To be the Hero League Secretary of
Fashion.

I want to outlaw dad khakis and yoga
pants.

not making you secretary of fashion.
Even if it means I tarnish the

name and get kicked out of office and
disgraced. Oh, I can't do it, bar.

Just give him what he wants. We're into
tea.

Okay.

The rocket shark ran a global search and
said the kick butt's here.

What is this place?

Welcome to kick butt travel.

Well, your happiness is out.

You found me.

chat. I don't have time for this. I run
a travel business now for non -flying

suits.

Hi. Here's my ticket to Aruba. Ah, the
astonishing beach bum.

Looks like you're about to depart.

Thanks for flying the kick -butt sky.

Yahoo!

Whoa! Cool.

Uh, how do people get home?

That's their problem.

Kick -butt, we need to talk to you.

to tell me I'm not doing my job. Now
you're begging me to go back to it?

We're sorry.

You were a really great president. We
never should have wasted your time

you every day. Yeah, we realized we were
just being selfish.

And if you would just come back as
president, we promise to stop calling

Except to see how things are going with
Colasso.

So, what do you say?

Look! The Northern Lights!

That seems highly unlikely.

You don't need to kick my butt home. I
got the rocket shark.

You got the rocket shark?

Well,

that flight was terrible.

What's going on? Better hurry in and
find out.

all these goobers in our living room.

Yeah, what's going on? Mom and Dad are
having a press conference.

Hey, Hank, Barb.

Real excited about being the Secretary
of Fashion.

But I also want something bigger.

Like what?

The Statue of Colasso.

What does that statue have to do with
you being Secretary of Fashion?

Nothing. I just want it.

And if I don't get it, I'll release that
video. President Cake Butt.

ever going to stop making demands?

Are you ever going to stop stuffing
random cakes in your mouth?

I'll answer both.

No!

Can I have your attention?

I came here to make a special
announcement regarding Dr.

Colosso. Here it comes.

Instead, I'm going to say that I am the
one who ate the cake.

Huh?

Is it Thursday a shock to people?

I'm sorry, everyone. I know I let you
down, but being president is really,

really hard.

I could have told you that.

Kick butt back.

Our eloquent plea touched your heart.

Not even close.

The liaison told me Hank was crying like
a big baby in a slide.

His words, not mine.

I said it and I own it.

I knew I had to come back to be
president. That is, if Hank is willing

down. Yes, I stepped down.

Is it over, honey? It's over, baby.

Billy, we can hang out with each other
again.

How about we go play our favorite game?

Sure.

Ow, I meant checkers.

Now we'll re...

President Kickbutt with the traditional
reinstatement cake.

Oh, my gosh!

Somebody ate this cake, too!

It wasn't me.