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What's the emergency?
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Did King Crab escape?
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Did Jerk Mahim escape? Who escaped?
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Nobody. We need your money so we can buy
cookies.
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Oh. Well, that's a good thing I left in
the middle of getting my cavity filled.
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Sweet Gam Gam's Cookies is holding a
contest.
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Oh, I love Sweet Gam Gam.
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Her peanut butter fudge cookie is the
reason I have that cavity.
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If you find the winning box, you get to
visit Sweet Gam Gam's Cookie Palace.
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Yeah, she invented a microchip cookie
that can be programmed with any flavor.
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We can finally taste a Billy Thunderman
super chocolate chunk surprise.
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What's the surprise?
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Cat food.
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Billy, I don't think you should be at
the helm of this ship.
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One box, please.
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One box?
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You'll never win.
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I won!
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Congratulations on winning Sweet Gam
Gam's cookie contest. I look forward to
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sweeting you.
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She said sweeting instead of meeting.
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You're the worst, Phoebe.
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Oh, I get to take someone with me.
You're still the worst, Phoebe, but
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take me with you.
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It should be home soon.
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I wonder if one of them won that cookie
contest.
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I'm the only choice.
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Take me. Take me to the cookie palace.
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Take me with you. Come on. Stop.
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I will pick one of you. Just give me a
second.
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You heard her. Give her some time.
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Time's up.
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I'm the only choice. Take me. Take me to
the cookie palace.
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Every day with those four.
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Barb, look at this. The little mini
Metroburg pageant is coming up.
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Oh, Hank, I'm flattered, but I'm not
exactly pageant ready.
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Not you.
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Chloe! What's a pageant? Well, it's a
little contest to see who the cutest,
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talented super kid is.
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Little contest?
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Maybe for a simple farm girl, but for
this stylish city boy, it was
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Next up, ready to dazzle us with a
flying ribbon routine, Lil Hank
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Everything started out great.
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My
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ribbon
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routine was hot.
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Maybe a little too hot.
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Fire! Fire!
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All these superheroes and nobody has
water powers!
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Everyone made it out alive that day.
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Except my dreams of pageant glory.
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Your father never competed or shook what
his mama gave him again.
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I couldn't. They banned me.
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But they didn't ban you!
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Let's go change so we can get started.
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This is going to be so much fun.
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It's not just fun, Hank.
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It's war.
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We're going to do this for you, little
Hank.
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I know you will, big Hank.
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Also, your fly is down.
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Practice in my surprise face when Phoebe
chooses me.
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Should I go with the, I'm so honored to
win. Oh, my gosh.
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Or the, yes, in your faces.
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Hey, guys.
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My twin. How are you, dear?
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Creeped out. Anyway.
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After some careful consideration, I have
decided that each of you should
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convince me why I should take you.
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Oh, oh.
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like to throw my hat in the ring.
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Get lost.
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Miss me.
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Ow!
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The old second banana trick.
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All right, Max, you start. Why should
you get to try the microchip cookie?
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Because if you don't choose me, I'll
release that picture I have of you
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your super suit wedgie.
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You don't have a picture like that. Or
do I? Pick me like I picked that wedgie.
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I did not!
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Why should I pick you?
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We're sisters, which automatically puts
me ahead of these ding -dongs.
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But if you choose one of them, I'll
laser off your left eyebrow.
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Oh, no, that's the good one.
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For now.
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Yikes!
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Okay, Billy, what about you?
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Look, Sweet Game Game is my hero, and
I'd love to try that microchip cookie,
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I can't compete with Max and Nora.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, Max is your twin brother, and Nora
is your sister from another mister.
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Actually, we're from the same mister.
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What I'm trying to say is you and I
don't really hang out, so you should
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probably take one of them.
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Wow, Billy, that's absolutely true.
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Okay, Phoebe, who's it going to be, me
or Nora?
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There's a lot to think about.
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I have decided I'm taking Billy.
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What?
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have my hats back, please.
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How?
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You're really choosing me?
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Yeah, you're really choosing him?
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Hat attack!
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What a day! I'm going to sweet gam
-gams, and I caught a hat with my face.
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I warned you, Phoebe.
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Now I'm releasing that wedgie picture.
Okay, there is no picture.
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Because the ladies never pick.
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They don't?
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I mean, everybody knows that.
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Billy's right. We don't hang out enough.
This is a great time to bond with my
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little bro.
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Sorry, I meant that. I was too busy
barfing in my mouth.
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Okay, you two need to let this go. I'm
taking Billy, and that's tough cookies.
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I made my point, and I said cookies.
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I can't believe this.
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gonna hang out, we should hang out too.
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Matt.
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Come on, Matt. How else are we gonna
break into Sweet Gam Gam's Cookie Palace
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eat that microchip cookie?
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Nora, I'm a candidate for the Z -Force.
I can't do that.
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I get that you're not evil anymore, but
you don't have to be all Phoebe about
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it. What, what, what?
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Never mind. You're probably right.
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We should let them eat our cookie while
you go do ballet.
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Phoebe takes ballet.
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Oh, sorry. I get you too confused
lately.
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We're getting that cookie. And I am
nothing like Phoebe.
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You're twins.
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Nothing!
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Okay, Chloe, we've got until tomorrow to
get you ready for the pageant. Let's
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work on your thunder wave.
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Spin the light bulb, wipe the window,
and fade.
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I've been waving all wrong.
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You sure have, honey, but Daddy's gonna
fix it.
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First, we've got to figure out what
talent you want to showcase.
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How about my tele -handspring?
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Ta -da!
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It's like you inherited my looks and my
talent.
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Now, to win this thing, you have to be
able to answer questions under pressure.
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What if I don't know what to say?
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Easy. The answer is always world peace.
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Crowds, eat that up.
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I'm going to spin you to simulate how
nervous and disoriented you'll be on
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stage. Ready?
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Young lady, what do you want to be when
you grow up?
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World peace?
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That was good, Chloe.
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You didn't land on your face.
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Daddy, pageants are a lot of work.
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It'll all be worth it when they hand
that trophy to me.
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World peace?
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Welcome to the Cookie Palace.
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Sweet damn game will be with you soon.
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Thanks again for choosing me, Phoebe. I
thought you were going to bring your
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boyfriend, Link.
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Wow, we really don't hang out.
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Introducing the Countess of Cookies, the
Duchess of Deliciousness, Sweet Deb
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Gamp.
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Sweet Gamp Gamp in the house.
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It's really you.
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I've eaten so many of your cookies, I
feel like we know each other. Oh, we do.
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Just kidding.
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I've never seen you before in my life.
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See, Gam Gam, your cookie palace is
amazing. I love all of these inventions.
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The soaking cookie T -shirt.
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I want to wear it. I want to eat it.
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And this is my shrink wrap ray.
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It keeps cookies fresh for years.
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And people, too.
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I'm 130.
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Sweet Gam Gam, is this the microchip
cookie? No, that's the microchip cookie.
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Is it true you only made one? Yes.
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And it can be programmed to taste like
anything?
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Yes. Can I lick the glass?
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No.
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You can taste it after we have a dip in
my pool.
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The cookie dough swimming pool? That's
real?
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Oh, you bet your sweet snickerdoodle it
is.
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Hey, Gam Gam, did you order a giant bag
of chocolate chip? I don't know.
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I can't even remember the name of this
pretty young girl.
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It's Billy, and I'm a boy.
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Just leave the bag.
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Follow me, my cookie crumbs.
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Oh, this is great. I'm so glad I chose
you, Billy. Me too.
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My
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plan
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worked. We're in. Yay! Maybe next time
add air holes to the bag, but yay!
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There it is, Nora.
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The cookie of the future.
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It's beautiful.
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Smash that glass!
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Calm down.
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I'm gonna hack it open.
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Once my device finishes deciphering the
lock code, we can remove the glass and
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eat that cookie.
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You know, Max, I gotta say, hanging out
with you has been really cool.
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Oh, yeah.
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Now you say something nice about me. Oh,
oh.
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What? It's the best I can come up with.
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Pop the hip, Chloe.
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It's a sassy walk, not a gassy walk.
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Is this better?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No.
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Watch.
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See?
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Fierce. Confident.
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Pageantry!
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You keep on practicing. to sing while I
see where Colossal is with your dress.
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Barb, she's at a three. I need her at an
eight.
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Oh, you're working so hard, sweetie.
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Are you excited for the pageant?
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Daddy is.
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And what about you?
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Daddy is.
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I worked my paws to the bone on this,
but I'm pretty proud of how...
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This isn't a dress. It's a diaper dipped
in who cares.
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Keep it together, Colosso.
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Don't let him see you cry.
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Hey, can I have a word with you?
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Oh, sure, honey. Make it sparkle, Bunny.
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What's up, Barb? The pageant's in two
hours, and Chloe's hair's a three -hour
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problem.
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talk to you about Chloe. I'm worried she
may not be as into the pageant as you
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are. Oh, that's crazy.
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I mean, look how much fun she's having
practicing her fancy walk.
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Pageantry!
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See? Time of her life.
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I don't know. Trust me, Barb. She's
loving it. And she's gonna love her new
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hair!
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The bigger the hair, the bigger the
trophy!
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Only one more numbers chance between us
and tasting history.
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Win!
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It's magnificent.
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And it smells like a laptop dipped in
sugar.
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Now to program the flavor.
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How about chocolate turkey wasabi?
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It'll be like a Japanese Thanksgiving in
our mouths.
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Downloading deliciousness.
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Now watch the door. Make sure someone
isn't coming.
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I don't have to go to the bathroom.
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Just try. You don't want to be the guy
who peed in the cookie dough pool.
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I'll just wait out here with Max and
Nora.
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Max and Nora?
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Well, Japanese Thanksgiving's been
ruined.
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Phoebe, I know what you're thinking.
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That you're a terrible cheat who's about
to steal the cookie we won?
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Yeah, that's pretty much it.
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I can't believe you two. This is
supposed to be a beautiful brother
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It is.
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For me and Dora. Nora. Nora.
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Max, come on, put that down. Or what?
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Or this.
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Thank you.
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She froze me and stole the cookie,
didn't she? Sure did. He looked real
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Come on, let's go.
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Now she looks dumb.
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Yes, she is.
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And she's also not dating Link anymore.
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Don't worry.
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Once we put this cookie back, we'll free
you two so you can leave before you get
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in trouble with Sweet Gam Gam.
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What in the cinnamon spice is going on
here?
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Sweet Gam Gam, we can explain.
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Save it, cookie thieves.
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It's time to kick some butterscotch.
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We should probably help.
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Hit him hard again, Kim!
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How about a round of applause for the
talented Missy Blizzardberg?
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There's no business like snow business.
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Show off.
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The girl is eight, Hank.
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I know. What's that geezer even doing in
this competition?
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And our next contestant is Chloe
Thunderman.
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Now it's time for the question and
answer segment.
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So, Chloe, if you had any superpower,
what would that be?
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Well, peace.
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Well, the good news is no one in the
audience is going to be hungry later.
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Why is that?
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Because they are eating this up.
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question. If you could just have one
wish, what would that be?
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I wish I had a magical unicorn that
poops world peace.
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That's my daughter!
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That's my daughter!
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Now, Chloe, tell us what you're going to
be doing in the talent round coming up.
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I can't wait for everyone to see her
tell a handspring. Well, for some
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she decided to do my ribbon dance.
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Hank, look at her. She is not having
fun.
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Ah, this is not supposed to be fun,
Barb. This is war.
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Uh, Big Hank?
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Oh, good. Little Hank, I saved your
seat.
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The lady's right.
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Chloe's miserable out there trying to
make our dream come true.
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Uh, I think miserable is a little
strong, don't you think?
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Pageantry.
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Okay, I see it.
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Where's my gun?
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Nothing that can't be undone, big guy.
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I'll be up to snack bar.
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That is one wise imaginary boy.
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Were you talking to little Hank?
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No. I was listening to him.
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Chloe, stop.
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I need to accept that I lost this
pageant all those years ago.
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I shouldn't have made you enter this
one. I'm sorry.
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I forgive you, Daddy.
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Let's go home.
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Wait. There's something you have to do
first.
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Really? Show them how it's done, baby.
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We get to marry that rock star?
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Sure do, Lil Barb.
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trapped here, I'd still stay and watch
this.
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Turn so I can see.
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Why can't you just call the cops and
take us to prison like a normal grandma?
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Because I want to do this.
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All right, Nora. I think I have a plan
to get us out of here and get us that
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cookie. And done.
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For the record, that was my plan.
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Oh, come on. What is that for?
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Smacking fools.
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Hello,
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cookie. You're about to be in my belly
soon.
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There are a couple other cookies in
there, but they meant nothing to me.
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You gonna eat it or date it?
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I mean, Phoebe just wanted to hang out
with Billy, but because of us, they're
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both being smushed by a comically large
spatula.
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Let him suffer.
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What's wrong with me?
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I think this is why we don't hang out.
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We're bad influences on each other.
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You're right. Why does it hurt so much?
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We should probably save them. Yeah.
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Sweet Game Game, wait.
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00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:24,330
You're flattening the wrong people. We
tried to steal the cookie.
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What the double chocolate are you
talking about?
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because we were jealous our brother and
sister got to eat it.
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You should let them go.
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Your honesty is as refreshing as a glass
of milk after a cookie taco.
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You really have a cookie taco?
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Soft and hard shell.
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Hey, uh, can you discuss this after you
stop squishing our organs?
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Sorry, Billy. This is not how I wanted
our day to go. Are you kidding?
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You could have chosen anyone to get
beaten up by Sweet Gam Gam, and you
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me. Do it again.
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They're choosing you, not the massive
amounts of pain.
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Oh, I should thank you guys.
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I haven't smacked a fool in years.
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And it made me feel 90 again.
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Well, Sweet Gam Gam, since we won the
contest, is there any chance we can
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try the microchip cookie?
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Yes. And you can download any flavor you
want.
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Billy, you should pick the flavor. Okay.
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Downloading deliciousness.
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00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:39,440
Okay, everybody, take a piece.
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Guys, this is so good, you have to try
it.
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Cat food?
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That little girl is crazy.
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00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,320
Yeah.
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