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What do you say, Uncle George?
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You all want to borrow how much?
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I told you we want to borrow $25 ,000.
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To buy a stock car and go off racing
around the dirt tracks at county fairs.
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Could win a lot of money.
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We'll pay back.
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Probably pay it all back inside a year.
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What do you say?
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What do I say?
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I say no, that's what.
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In fact, I say hell no.
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I sure am sorry to hear you say that,
Uncle George.
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Which... Which one are you?
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Don't really matter much now, does it?
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Well, they did it to him. I know
those... Take it easy.
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Oh, easy now, Miss Mary. There's no
rush.
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I'm sure old George, I reckon, isn't
going to get up and go anywhere.
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So if you'll just take it easy now and
take Eddie and me in and show me where
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is. In there, in the den, and he is
dead. That's where he is. Well, then
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go in and take a look at him. Come on.
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Come on.
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He's dead, all right. Just like you
said.
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Uh, Eddie, why don't you see if you can
lift some prints around here,
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particularly off the handle that night?
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Well, I'll try, Mel, but I don't think
your perpetrator's gonna leave any
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on the instrument of death.
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You know, nowadays, your perpetrators,
see, they take about two seconds
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then you got five minutes of wiping.
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Yeah, well, see what you can do. See
what you can do. All right. Miss Mary
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want to go in the other room in here and
have a nice little visit, all right?
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Come on, Miss Mary.
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Now, why don't you just sit right down
here, Miss Mary, and make yourself
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comfortable, huh?
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Okay.
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Well, I reckon you want to know what I
saw.
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I sure appreciate it.
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Well, I had just gone out to the barn.
We got some old hens that like to nest
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out there.
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I thought I'd gather some eggs for
George's dinner.
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Lunch, you city folks call it.
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Oh, Miss Mary, you can't hardly call me
city folks.
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Well, I found more than half a dozen.
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As I came out of the barn, I saw him
getting in that fancy pickup of theirs.
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You seen who, Miss Mary?
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The twin.
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The twin?
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Which twin?
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it was.
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I've been George's housekeeper for 15
years. I helped raise those two whelps
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when their mama and papa died, and I
never have been able to tell them apart.
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But you're sure?
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You're sure that you saw one of them
running out of the house?
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That's the God's truth.
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And then I went in there to thumb poor
old George.
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What's going on here, Sheriff?
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Boys, sit down right over here.
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I have some very bad news for you.
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Sit down.
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Well, did you find out anything?
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The instrument of death was wiped clean
as a whistle, just like I said it would
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be.
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Sheriff, what's he talking about,
instrument of death?
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Well, boys, your uncle is dead.
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He was stabbed to death not more than 45
minutes ago.
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Miss Mary here found his body.
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And she says that she saw one of you
boys running out of the house
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So it looks like I'm going to have to
ask a few questions.
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Now then, I'm going to read them.
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Oh,
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yeah, I keep forgetting. Go on, Eddie.
Read them.
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Okay, here we go.
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You have a right to remain silent.
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You have a right to a lawyer.
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If you can't afford a... Of course, I
guess you boys can afford just about
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anything you want to. Now, no, George is
dead, though.
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But if you can't, then the county's
going to pay for one for you.
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That's it.
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You boys want to answer a few questions?
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Sure.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Well, might as well ask you the big one.
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Either you boys kill your uncle.
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Well, I didn't.
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Me neither.
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Uh -huh.
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Well, I guess I better ask you another
big one.
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Which one of you boys is going to get
all of that George's money now that he's
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dead and gone?
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Well,
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I'll get half.
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And I'll get the other half.
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Just how much would...
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That half come to, I mean, about, don't
have to be accurate.
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A couple of million.
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Each.
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At least.
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Each.
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I heard that old George kept you boys in
a pretty short string.
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I mean, his allowance, that was about
all, right?
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Fifty bucks a week.
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And room and board.
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And all we had to do for it was put in
about 60 hard hours a week around this
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place. We figured it out one time,
didn't we?
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He was paying us, oh, maybe 85 cents an
hour.
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Hmm.
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I thought one of you boys, uh...
Remember where you were about 45 minutes
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That would make it, uh... Yeah, high
noon, straight up.
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Sure,
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I remember.
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I was at the Corral Bar on Route 61.
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Anybody see you out there?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, Sally saw me.
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Sally Fenton.
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What time does the bar open up?
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Oh, melt, uh, 11 .30.
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About when did you leave this Corral
Bar?
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About, uh, 12 .30.
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Uh -huh. Where'd you go?
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Well, I went down to Al's to pick him
up.
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And here we are.
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You're, uh... Who are you?
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Which one of you? Who are you?
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I'm Donald.
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You're Donald.
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And you're David.
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All right, David.
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All right. Where were you 45 minutes ago
at straight up noon?
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At Al's garage.
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Hell no, I wasn't over at Al's garage.
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I was at the Corral Bar.
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Ask Sally Finch, she'll tell you.
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What are you trying to tell me?
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That both of you were at the same place,
the corral bar, at the same time.
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He wasn't there, but I was.
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I don't know where he was, but I can
prove I was there.
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Oh, you're cute.
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You're damn cute. You're both going to
maintain the same alibi.
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Looks that way, doesn't it?
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But one of you was lying.
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Well, I ain't.
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Me neither.
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Me neither.
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I think it's like you said, Melton.
That's you.
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It's real cute.
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Let me talk this past you.
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These two yo -yos get together and they
decide, agree to murder their uncle, old
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George, for his money, right? A couple
million bucks apiece. That's a pretty
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good motive, huh?
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Except everybody would suspect them
first. Right off, first thing.
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So what do they do? They do the
impossible.
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They are both in the same place at the
same time. And each one of them, He's
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a witness to prove it.
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Cute, huh?
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Very cute.
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Well, it's going to be up to the law to
decide which one
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of you were where and when.
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And I guess it's going to be up to us to
prove which one of you did it.
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Well, I know.
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I think one or probably both of you are
lying in your teeth.
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Hey, Milt.
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I got an idea here.
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Let's hear it.
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Well, let's say we run both these boys
over at that corral bar with us, huh?
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You mean let that little barmaid over
there take a look at them?
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Yeah, right.
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What about their lawyer?
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Well, he's over in Bratsville. I don't
see a way in the world he could be here
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within the next two hours.
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We just might have it cleared up by
then.
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Well, no, we can't force him to do it. I
mean, we can't make him do it.
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No.
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We could ask him, you know, real polite
-like.
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Can't see any harm in doing that.
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How about it? You boys willing to go?
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You mean out to the Corral Bar and see
Sally?
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Oh, that's what I had in mind, yeah.
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You have to put the cuffs on?
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Well, no, I don't reckon I have to put
the cuffs on, no.
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Are you planning to make a run for it?
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Why should I?
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I ain't done nothing.
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Me neither.
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Yeah, this has got to be out of your own
free will, you understand. I ain't
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going to force you to go.
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You're done.
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All right, David, what do you say? You
agree?
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Yeah, I'm willing.
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So long as there ain't no cuffs.
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You sure you ain't planning to make a
break for it? I mean, all this talk
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cuffs.
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Why should I?
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I ain't killed nobody.
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Me neither.
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sit down right over here. Right here.
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Eddie, you keep an eye on him.
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I don't trust him. I think they're going
to make a run for it.
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Afternoon. Hi.
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Hi.
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You're Sally Fenton, right?
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You're Sheriff Singleton.
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So what's going on?
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Well, you know, old George Evans.
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I don't know him exactly, but I see him
in here from time to time. Why?
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Well, I'm looking to lose murder.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, that's why I'm going to have to
ask a few questions, Sally, if that's
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right.
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Sure.
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You know the two boys over here, the
twins?
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Yeah, I know them.
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Were either one of them or both of them
in here today around lunch hour on 12th
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noon? One of them was.
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Which one?
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He didn't say.
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Didn't you ask him?
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Well, I used to, but I don't anymore.
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I mean, they always lied to me.
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They're sort of joking, you know.
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So I just stopped asking.
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Honey, I don't know who killed him yet
exactly.
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That's what I'm trying to find out.
That's why I have to ask you all these
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of questions, okay?
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Well, the joker got here like maybe like
15 minutes after I opened.
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That's like 11 .45.
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Joker? Oh, well, that's what I call them
both now.
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I mean,
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I have to call them something. You know,
they won't tell me the right names.
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11 .45.
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Oh, it was just me and him.
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You know, here. And he ordered a beer.
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A beer? A draft beer?
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Yeah. In a glass?
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Yeah. Where is it? What? The glass? The
glass.
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I washed it.
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I washed all of the glasses.
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Why?
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I got it. Fingerprints, right?
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Yeah, fingerprints.
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Maybe not even identical twins have
fingerprints.
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Yeah. Where am I?
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Oh, honey, I know how you might be
feeling, Sally.
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But this is murder, honey.
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It's bad, you know.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So let's just move back a little, huh?
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Okay. Now, are you sure that you got
here at 11 .30?
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Well, I might have been a little bit
late.
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to go to the shopping center. I had to
buy kitty litter, and I had to get fish
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food for my goldfish.
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Oh, then I saw this belt in Jerry's
window, and so I had to buy
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it, of course. I bought that, and, well,
that couldn't have put me, like, you
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know, four minutes late or so.
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Belt?
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Yeah. Did you like it?
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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That's very pretty.
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Nobody else in the bar at the same time
that the twin was here?
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Nope, just him and me.
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Sure nothing else happened? Anything,
anything at all?
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Anything?
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No. No?
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Well,
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no. I mean, literally, that's all.
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Except what?
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Well, it was just, you know, I mean,
since there was nobody else here, we
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we started fooling around a little.
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No.
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You kissed.
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If we're going to be here all afternoon,
how about a drink, huh?
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Yeah, sure, why not?
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What do you want?
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Scotch and water.
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And how about you?
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Scotch and water.
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Of course.
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Eddie, will you order those drinks for
me? I'll have a beer.
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And then call the coroner and ask him if
he's made up his mind yet about whether
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or not old George died of the stab
wound.
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Well, I got here a little before 12.
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Had a beer.
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Talked to Sally for a while.
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And we, uh... We kind of fooled around a
little.
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Hugging and kissing?
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Do you know, Sheriff, that's exactly
what happened to me.
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Word for word.
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Oh, you're slick, you two are.
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You're really slick.
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Your whole scam depends upon nobody, but
nobody being able to tell you apart,
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right?
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Me neither.
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But there's got to be a way. There has
got to be a way.
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I mean, no two people in the world are
exactly alike.
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You don't believe that, do you?
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Sure I do.
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Me too?
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Well, you would, wouldn't you?
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But I've been thinking. Here we go.
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Got us two scotch waters, a couple of
beers. Oh, and I talked to the coroner
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the phone. Milton is definitely the
knife of done old Georgian, just like we
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thought about him. I figured.
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You've been thinking what, Milt?
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I've been thinking, back when I was a
young buck about your age, racing around
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the country in my pappy's 1936 Ford
convertible, chasing, chasing the girls.
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00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:29,230
Back then, about a hundred years ago, it
began to dawn on me that no two girls
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ever kissed just exactly the same way.
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You know what old Milt here is?
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Yeah, he's a regular parent. Mason.
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You know what he's going to ask us to
do, don't you?
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Sure do.
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Kiss Sally.
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00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
What do you think?
315
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,820
Well, it ain't exactly the shabbiest way
I can think of to spend an afternoon.
316
00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:50,340
Yeah, me neither.
317
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:54,860
You think it'll hold up in court, Mel?
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00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,760
That's my problem.
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Sally!
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Come on over here, honey. I got a little
favor to ask you.
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00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:01,580
Sure thing.
322
00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:12,660
Honey, this is going to sound like a...
very peculiar request, but I want
323
00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:14,960
you to kiss these two boys. Would you do
that?
324
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:19,720
In public?
325
00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:22,880
Yeah, right out here in front of the
good Lord and us and everybody.
326
00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:24,620
And why?
327
00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:31,880
Well, you see, sugar, I want you to try
to remember which one of the boys it was
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that you was fooling around with in here
today.
329
00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:40,480
Yeah. You think you can do that for me?
Yeah, I can try.
330
00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:41,700
All right.
331
00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:43,720
If you guys are willing.
332
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000
Oh, they're willing.
333
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,600
Oh, yeah. We're willing.
334
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More than willing.
335
00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:49,780
Okay.
336
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,100
All right. Who's first?
337
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Think I ought to.
338
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:55,339
See you.
339
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I'm closer and all.
340
00:22:58,780 --> 00:22:59,759
Okay, sure.
341
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Pucker up.
342
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:24,820
And he
343
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:39,440
got
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00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,420
down and he held your waist tight up
against him. Yeah.
345
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:43,619
Mm -hmm.
346
00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:44,660
Yeah. You sure?
347
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,120
Yeah, just like that.
348
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,900
And you just bought that belt today?
349
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
Uh -huh.
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00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:52,700
Take it off.
351
00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:56,560
Touch nothing but the buckle. Well, it
don't matter because your fingerprints
352
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,560
couldn't be all over it anyway.
353
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,880
That's it now. Hand it very directly
there to Deputy Ream.
354
00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:06,580
Well, what do you say, Eddie? You think
that that patent leather's going to hold
355
00:24:06,580 --> 00:24:07,539
any fingerprints?
356
00:24:07,540 --> 00:24:09,720
It's just like his warm wax melt.
357
00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:11,220
Goodness.
358
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,400
Sit over there, boy.
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00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,540
Sit right down next to your brother. Sit
down. You two, sit down.
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00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:25,380
I'll bet the rent money that whichever
one of you didn't kill old
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00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:30,540
George was in here and has got his
fingerprints all over that belt.
362
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,440
And while he was hugging and kissing
here, the other one was out at the ranch
363
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,900
there killing poor old Uncle George.
364
00:24:36,980 --> 00:24:40,000
I can't remember which.
365
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,440
One of you is which?
366
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,880
I'm David. The hell he is. I'm David.
367
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:45,800
He done it, Sheriff.
368
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,360
He killed Uncle George.
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00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:48,700
He's lying.
370
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,220
I didn't kill anybody. He did.
371
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:54,880
We'll know soon enough who did it. But
you're both guilty of conspiring to do
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00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,880
and aiding and abetting each other in
that murder.
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00:24:57,980 --> 00:25:03,580
And neither one of you is ever going to
get a chance to spend one penny of that
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four million dollars.
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