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I got into town on a windy day.
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There was no reception committee.
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Just a few kids.
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They'd never seen anything quite like me
before.
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But I had no wish to be interviewed.
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It wasn't what you'd call a big place.
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No.
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But big enough.
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Big enough.
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Do you think they've never had a
stranger in town before?
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They thought I was amusing.
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But that was only the beginning.
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Yes, sir?
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We want a suite.
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Suite, sir? Yeah.
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Bedroom, bathroom, drawing room.
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And I want a view.
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I want an uninterrupted view of the
entire town.
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We don't have any suites left, sir.
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All we have are rooms.
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Rooms on their own. Yeah.
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With no bath, sir? Who said anything
about a bath?
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I don't need a bath.
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All I want is a room somewhere in the
back.
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The rooms in the back don't have any
views, sir.
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Who said anything about a view?
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My dear young man, is your little town
so attractive that I have to look at it?
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Will you sign here, please, sir?
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Number 19, sir.
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Christopher Columbus.
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What a way to discover.
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The next day was bright and sunny.
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Well, let's take a look.
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Two days for a job you could do in the
morning? Now, don't try that on me.
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Greetings, gentlemen.
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Gentlemen, would you mind?
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Good trick. Now, gentlemen, I want your
attention.
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There, you see?
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Money. Now, watch very closely.
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Money into paper.
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He's picked the wrong fellow, isn't he?
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Paper.
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Into money.
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Very good.
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And I'm keeping this.
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My good man, what day is it? Well, it's
Thursday. Thursday.
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We're late.
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They thought I was crazy, did they?
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I'd show them if I was crazy or not.
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I didn't create an earthquake, exactly.
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But a considerable tremor.
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Well, why not?
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I was quite a remarkable fellow.
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I really became quite popular.
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I quickly made one or two influential
friends.
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They thought I was funny.
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Very, very funny.
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Good.
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Good.
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It wasn't long, see, before everybody
knew me.
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They were always pleased to see me.
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After a while, you know what they began
to call me?
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Hello, Columbus!
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Hello!
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I became the town character.
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Chewy -looking, you know.
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On the tenth day then, I was ready.
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Excuse me, my good man. Would I be
correct in assuming that this is the
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establishment where Mr. Latham conducts
his business?
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Quite correct, Columbus.
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First floor.
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Thank you.
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But if you've come to see Mr.
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Latham, you'd better hurry.
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Mr. Latham leaves at six o 'clock.
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It's five minutes to.
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Time enough.
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Time enough.
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Good afternoon.
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It's you, Columbus.
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What are you doing here?
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Did you want to see Mr. Latham? That is
the purpose of my visit.
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I'm sorry. I'm afraid Mr. Latham's just
going.
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Nine o 'clock sharp tomorrow morning,
Miss Parker.
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All right.
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Well, it looks as if we're just about
ready to call it a day.
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But I'm Mr. Latham's secretary.
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Is there anything I can do?
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No, thank you. Mr.
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Latham was the one I wanted to see.
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I promise I'll only give him just one
moment. Do you mind?
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Of course not. Thank you so much.
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Good afternoon.
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Good afternoon.
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Columbus!
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How did you get in here? Good afternoon.
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Still want to know what day it is?
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It's Friday.
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This time I'm late.
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Take a card.
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Any card.
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Now, Columbus... Oh, go on.
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Oh, all right.
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Look at it.
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I'm looking.
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The ace of spades.
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Very good.
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Bravo.
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Now... Take another card.
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No.
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You take a card.
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And another card.
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The three of hearts and the ten of
clubs. Oh, very good.
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Very good.
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I like card tricks, Columbus.
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Matter of fact, I like to think that I'm
pretty good at the old sleight of hand.
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But there's a time for everything, and
this is not it.
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My dinner will be ready.
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I don't want to keep my wife waiting.
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Tell you what, Columbus.
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You come back tomorrow when I'm not
here.
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You can do all the tricks you like in
the morning.
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Now you see it.
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Now you don't.
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Very good.
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Now, come on. There's a good fellow. Oh,
no.
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Not yet, please.
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I have something very special to show
you.
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What's this?
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Handcuffs. Genuine, guaranteed.
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Examine them, please.
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They look all right to me. They are all
right. You take my word for it.
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Now, kindly, place them upon my wrists.
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My wife will kill me.
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There.
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There.
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Are they shut tightly?
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They certainly are. I hope you got the
key.
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Oh, I need no key.
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Examine them once more, please.
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They're quite satisfied.
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Yes, yes.
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All right. Now, watch carefully.
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The more carefully you watch, the more
astonishing the effect.
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All right. Get on with it.
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I raise my hands slowly over my head,
very slowly, and I count one, two,
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three.
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Well, that's very good.
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Demand them again.
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Well, they seem genuine. It's very
effective.
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Did you invent this?
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Yes. Why don't you try? Come along.
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All right.
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Yeah, enlarge your repertoire.
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The trick is in slowly raising your
hands over your head. No, no, no, no,
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no. Slowly.
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One, two, three.
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Jerk your hands.
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Ah, you see, not slow enough in the
raising, not quick enough in the jerk.
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what's the knack?
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Try again.
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One, two, three.
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No, I haven't got the hang of it. You
show me again.
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Now you see it.
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Now you don't. Don't mind about that.
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So much for magic.
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What about these handcuffs?
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So much for escape.
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Now we come to illusion.
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I take my waistcoat.
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Waistcoat!
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And go back.
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Isn't that extraordinary?
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No, I don't think it's so extraordinary.
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And I don't want to see any more of your
tricks. I want to understand this one,
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then I want to get home to my dinner.
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Ta -da!
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Will you stop this crazy nonsense?
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Presto. Remember, Mr. Latham. Remember
what?
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Me.
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Remember me.
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You don't, do you?
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Oh.
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So sorry.
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What on earth are you doing? And I
nearly forgot.
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I'm not really as tall as this. In fact,
I'm not tall.
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At all.
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Just medium height.
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Will you stop this nonsense and get
these damn handcuffs off me?
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And I don't wear a top hat.
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Not as a rule.
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Now, Mr. Latham.
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Now do you remember me?
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Not even yet.
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Oh, dear.
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Well, then, how about now?
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We're getting warmer, aren't we? But
still not quite.
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Well, then, what about now?
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Now do you remember me, Mr. Latham?
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Oh, my God.
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You, you do remember me, Mr. Latham.
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Wonderful. After 15 years, you remember
me.
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How extraordinary.
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What an extraordinary memory you've got,
Mr Latham.
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Most people would have forgotten by now.
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I mean, why should you remember the man
you framed for the murder you did?
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The little man who was so confused, he
couldn't answer all your lies in court.
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and got 15 years for the crime you
committed.
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What do you want?
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Money?
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How extraordinary you could remember me.
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I'm flattered, really and truly
flattered.
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But nobody else is going to remember me.
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I know who walked through that door a
few minutes ago.
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Crazy old man in a top hat and a big
bushy beard. Not quite right in the
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Poor old soul.
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But harmless.
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Oh, quite harmless.
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And lots of people saw him come in here.
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Lots of people.
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Including your secretary.
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Now, when they walk in here tomorrow
morning, they're going to say, he did
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That old loony did it.
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You have guests, haven't you?
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I'm about to show you the best trick of
all.
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Best trip you'll ever see.
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I've had 15 years to scheme and dream
and work it all out.
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So now we come to my, what you might
call, grand finale.
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Ready? Now you watch very carefully.
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Umbrella into knife.
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Place point of knife just there.
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And...
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Wasn't that a wonderful trick?
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Nobody took any notice of the little man
who walked out of Latham's office.
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Just in time for the 620.
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It was over.
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The perfect crowd.
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Never in a million years would they
guess that the little man who left town
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day was their bearded village half -wit.
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Never in a million years.
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