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When writing stories, I cannot seem to
rid myself of the unfortunate habit of

having one person do nasty things to
another person.

In this particular story, the nasty
thing that one person does to the other

far far nastier than would appear at
first sight.

I therefore invite you, when it is all
over, to sit back and allow your

imaginations to explore and to relish
all the things that took place when you

were not looking.

All her life, Mrs. Foster had had an
almost pathological fear of missing a

train, a plane, a boat, or even a
theatre curtain.

In other respects, she was not a
particularly nervous woman, but the mere

thought of being late would throw her
into such a state she would begin to

twitch.

Nothing much, just a tiny, vellicating
muscle in the corner of her left eye,

like a secret wink.

I'll take the luggage out to the car
now, madam.

I don't think he'll be long now, madam.
You'll catch the plane all right.

Walker. Madam. What time is it?

4 .11, madam.

It's nearly quarter past.

I know.

The next time it drives like a bat out
of hell, we'll never get to the airport

on time.

Then drive like a bat out of hell.

Pig.

That's enough of that, Arthur.

I don't care.

He makes her wait on purpose just to
upset her. Does it every time. You keep

your thoughts to yourself. Who are you
to say he makes her wait on purpose?

That's a terrible thing to say.

What's more, I don't believe it's true
either.

Last week, going to the opera, he was
that late. She needed smelling salts by

the time we got there.

I'll tell you something, Mr Walker. I'm
glad he's giving us the six weeks off.

I'm just about up to air with it.

A word of advice, Arthur.

If you don't like working for Mr.
Foster, find yourself another job.

Otherwise, keep your mouth tight shut.

The luggage is in the car, ma 'am. What
time is it? 4 .13.

It takes an hour to get to Heathrow.

The plane leaves for New York at 6 .15.
I have to be there at least an hour

beforehand for all the formalities. I'll
be late.

I just know I'm going to be late.

I think you'll be there in time, madam.

I warned Mr. Foster that you must leave
at 4 .15. There's still more than a

minute. No, I'm going to miss it. I
know, I know, I know I'm going to miss

What time is it now? Not quite 4 .14,
madam.

Huh?

It'll be nice seeing Miss Ellen again,
won't it, madam?

Just imagine seeing your grandchild for
the first time.

Excited.

Oh, and madam, be sure to tell Miss
Ellen to bring the baby... Oh!

No, I really will miss it. Oh, God, I
wish he'd come.

What time is it, Walker? Just after 4
.15.

There you are, madam. You'll catch the
plane with ease now.

You'll see, no need to worry.

Arthur will get you there in plenty of
time. You mark my words.

I suppose we'd better get going if you
want to catch that plane. Oh, yes, dear,

yes. Everything's ready. Arthur's
waiting.

Good.

Oh, Walker, I have your coat, dear. Put
it on.

Sir, I'll be with you in a moment.

I just want to wash my hands.

I'm going to wait in the car.

I'll miss the plane now, won't I? No, I
don't think so, madam. I'll get you

there in time.

Oh, God.

Arthur, I was listening to the radio.

They say it's foggy at the airport.

Oh, no.

It's not too bad here, sir.

It's often foggy at Heathrow and
perfectly clear everywhere else.

I shouldn't be surprised if the flight's
cancelled.

Don't say that, dear. Please.

Arthur. Sir? This isn't the Monte Carlo
rally.

Yes, I shall move into the club tonight.

A nice change, staying at the club. Yes,
dear.

And I'll write you from New York.

You sit back there. You'll make me
nervous.

When you're finished, come downstairs
and get your wages. Thank you, Mr.

And don't forget to leave me an address
and a phone number where I can get you

urgent. Mr. Foster's going to send me a
wire when he wants the house reopened in

about six weeks.

I need to get an address for Arthur,
too.

I'll be staying with my sister, Mr.
Walker.

I'll miss it now. I know I will.

Stop fussing. It doesn't matter anyway.

Flight's bound to be cancelled.

I don't know why we'd bother to come
this far.

By chance.

The plane does take off. You're certain
to miss it now.

There's no chance of catching it.

Why don't you resign yourself to that?

Won't you?

Won't I what?

Be certain to miss the plane if it goes.
We can't drive fast in this muck.

Well,

we're stuck.

I knew it.

No, sir, we've made it. This is the
terminal. Now, just you wait here,

and I'll find out what's going on.

Don't expect letters from me. I don't
believe in writing letters.

Unless there's something specific to
say.

Yes, dear, I know, sir, don't you
bother.

I'll write once a week.

Yes, I'll call into the house
occasionally to pick up the mail and

clock. Yes, dear.

Madam, your flight's delayed all right,
but they want you to hang about as they

think the fog will lift in an hour or
two.

You're expected in the first -class
lounge.

I'll just see you to the luggage.

Well, goodbye, dear.

Have a good trip.

Tell Ellen I'll think of her.

I will.

May I have another orange juice, please?

Certainly, madam.

Nothing worse than hanging about, is
there? Oh, I don't mind, really. Not out

here at the airport.

These ones here.

I mean, there's no chance of missing the
plane. That's true.

It's odd, but I'm really rather enjoying
myself.

There's a sort of a comradeship, sort of
safe feeling.

I'm silly, I know, but I can't bear to
be late. Just the thought of being late.

It's from childhood.

My father was an army officer, colonel.

He was very strict, especially about
mealtimes.

God help us if we were even a minute
late.

And that's why I get so worked up now.

My husband, I'm not blaming him.

He just doesn't understand how to say
thank you.

Excuse me.

Yes? Yes.

Yes, I see. Right.

Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry, but
the fog didn't look like clearing, so

the flight on the plane is canceled.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're very sorry
about all this, but we're going to try

and get you all on our next flight to
New York, which will be at 11 o 'clock

tomorrow morning.

I want to speak to Mr. Foster.

His wife.

Yes, just a moment.

So, if you'd like to tell me what
arrangements you want made, bearing in

that you must be here by 10 o 'clock.

Hello, dear.

The flight has been cancelled. We won't
leave until 11 tomorrow.

Well, yes, I'm very disappointed.

Well, the servants have left the house
already.

Oh. Well, I'll just get myself a room
somewhere. Don't you bother about it.

What?

But the house is empty.

Don't be silly, dear.

You don't want to come back from the
club now.

But there's no food in the house.
There's nothing. What do you want to

for?

I'm not fussing, dear. It's just that...
Yes?

All right, dear.

I'll get myself a sandwich.

Then I'll see you at the house.

I'm just taking the names of those
people who want an hotel for life.

A hotel?

Yes. We'll put you up near the airport.

I've just got in myself.

And how is New York, Alice?

They must be tired. Better go to bed.
I'm sorry about this. There really was

need for you to come home. They offered
to put us up in a hotel for the night. I

didn't realise. I didn't think it was
too late. Stop passing.

Anyway, I wanted to come home.

They gave me a rotten room at the pub. I
have to be back there at ten.

The plane leaves at eleven.

If the fog cares.

It's clearing now. There's a wind coming
up.

Well, I've ordered a car for nine.

That should give us plenty of time.

Thank you, dear.

But I hope you're not going to bother to
come all that way again just to see me

off. No, I don't think I will.

But there's no reason why you shouldn't
drop me at the bank first.

I want to see how they're managing me.

The bank's in the city.

It's completely in the wrong direction.
But as I said, we'll have plenty of

time.

What's the matter, dear? Don't you want
to drop me at the bank?

Good morning, dear.

Did you sleep well? Like a baby.

The car's here. The driver's waiting.
I'm all ready to go.

How about your luggage?

It's at the airport.

Oh, of course.

Well, if you're going to drop me at the
bank first, I suppose we'd better be

going pretty soon. Yes, oh, yes, please.

Yes, I'll be right with you. I'm just
going to get myself a few cigars.

You get in the car, Alice.

What time is it? Just after nine, madam.

Perhaps you'll be lucky this time.

Hurry, please.

Please, I'm late.

Just a minute, driver, will you?

What is it, dear?

I had a little present I wanted to give
Ellen.

Now, where on earth is it?

I swear I had it in my hand when I came
down. I never saw you carrying anything

but the sort of present. What did it
look like? A little box wrapped in white

paper. I forgot to give it to you
yesterday. I don't want to forget again

I never saw you carrying a little box.

I'd have seen it, wouldn't I, little
box? I'd have seen it. Found it, I must

have left it in my bedroom.

I won't be a moment. Oh, please, please,
we haven't got time.

Oh, please, leave it. You can mail it.
It's only one of those silly little

combs. You're always giving a comb.
What's wrong with combs, may I ask?

dear, nothing, I'm sure, but... Stay
here, I'm going to get it. Please,

please, don't. You can mail it.

Stay here.

Be quick.

Please, be quick.

Driver, what time is it?

I make it nearly 9 .15, madam. Can we
make it?

Oh, God!

I have to be there by 10. Can we make
it, do you think? That all depends on

traffic, don't it, madam? Maybe we can,
maybe we can't.

I found it!

Look! How did it get over there?

Oh, now he'll be up there searching all
over for it.

Driver, quickly. Run in and call him
down, will you?

Quickly.

Quickly.

Quickly, quickly, quickly.

I can't get in, lady.

Well, without a key. Do you have the
key? Yes, yes. Somewhere, somewhere.

wait.

Here it is.

No, I'll go.

It'll be quickly.

I know where he'll be.

It's too late. I can't wait for him. I
simply can't. I'll miss the plane.

Hurry, driver. Hurry to the airport.
Quickly, quickly, quickly.

Aren't we going to wait for your
husband, madam?

Certainly not. I was only going to drop
him at the bank. He'll understand. He'll

get a cab.

Now, don't just sit there talking. Get
going.

I've got a plane to catch for New York.

Yes, madam.

My dear, it's Tuesday today and so
another letter.

This, believe it or not, is the sixth
letter I've written to you from New

The six weeks have gone so very quickly.
It's suddenly turned very cold here and

wet. It's been raining every day.

But little Cornelia doesn't mind. And we
went to the zoo in Central Park

yesterday.

Ellen and Mike say they'll be sad to see
me go, but I think they're just being

polite. Expect a cable from me in the
next day or two.

I intend to be back by the weekend after
next.

Now, I hope you've been taking your
meals regularly, dear.

Although this is something I'm afraid
you may not have been doing when I'm not

there.

Would you be so kind as to carry my bags
up the stairs? I don't want any change.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

Is that the elevator emergency service?

This is Mrs. Foster.

Foster Hill House?

Yes, that's right.

Could you send someone round as soon as
possible, do you think?

Yes.

It seems to be stuck between the first
and second floor.

No, I don't know when it happened.

There's been no one here for six weeks,
and it must have been as long as that.

You see, I've been away.

Oh, thank you so much.

You see, my legs, um... My legs aren't
too good for walking up the stairs.

Oh, that's very kind of you.

Thank you.

Goodbye.