All language subtitles for tales_of_the_unexpected_s01e01_man_from_the_south

I ought to warn you if you haven't read
any of my stories that you may be a

little disturbed by some of the things
that happen in them.

When I'm writing a short story, I'm
haunted by the thought that I've got to

the reader's attention for literally
every second, otherwise I'm dead.

The one you're going to see now is the
first of a series based on stories that

have taken me 35 years to write.

I find them difficult to do well.

So I work slowly, about two a year.

This one was filmed in its real setting,
Jamaica.

I hope you like it.

Excuse me, please. Yes.

Do I have your permission to sit here?
Of course. Please, go ahead. Thank you

very much.

Splendid day, is it not? But then, of
course, they're all splendid days here

Jamaica.

Jamaica. Yes, indeed.

Who, might I ask, are all these people
here?

They are not hotel people, no?

No, I think they're American sailors, or
rather they're learning to be sailors.

Well, I heard that their training ship
arrived in port yesterday evening.

I expect this is their period of rest
and recreation.

You okay?

Yes, I'm fine.

It's like filling a drink.

Good idea.

How about a rum punch?

Lovely.

What's your name?

Kathy.

What's yours?

Tommy.

You are here on holiday, perhaps?

Yes. And you?

No, no, no. It was my wife's idea.

She insisted on it.

Forced, as it were.

Is this chair taken?

No. Do you mind if we use it?

Of course not. Go ahead. Thank you.

Cigarette?

Oh, thank you very much.

Here.

Let me give you a light.

That will not work in this wind.

I'm sure it'll work.

It's American. It always works.

Always?

Sure.

Never fail.

Not with me, anyway.

Well, well.

So you are saying this famous lighter
never fails. Is that what you are

That's right.

Never fails.

I promise you, it never fails.

One moment, please.

Now, just one moment.

Shall we not perhaps have a little bet
on that?

Shall we not make a little bet on
whether your lighter lights?

Sure. I'll bet.

Why not?

You like to bet, huh? Sure, I'll always
bet.

I like to bet, too. Why don't we have a
good bet on this thing? A good, big bet,

hmm? Wait a minute, I can't do that.

I'm not rich, but I will bet you five or
ten dollars, or whatever it is down

here in local money.

Now listen to me.

We are going to have some fun.

First we make the bet, then we go to my
room here in the hotel where there is no

wind, and I bet you cannot light this
famous lighter of yours ten times

consecutively without missing once.

I'll bet I can.

Good. Fine.

So we agree on the bet?

Sure. Now you listen to me.

Outside the hotel is my car. It's a very
fine car.

Jaguar.

Jaguar.

Hey, now, wait a minute.

I can't put up that kind of stakes.

Well, this is crazy.

Not crazy at all. You strike your
lighter successfully ten times one after

another, and the Jaguar is yours.

You'd like to have this Jaguar, no?

Sure.

I'd like to have a Jaguar. Who wouldn't?

All right, fine. We have a bet. I put up
my car.

Then what do I put up?

I never ask you, my friend, to bet
something you cannot afford. Do you

understand?

Then what do I bet?

I make it very easy for you, yes?

Okay.

You make it easy.

Some small thing you can afford to give
away. And if you did happen to lose it,

you do not feel too bad. Right?

Such as what?

Such as the little finger of your left
hand.

My what?

Yes, why not?

You win, you take the jaguar. You lose,
I take the finger.

I don't get it. How do you mean you take
the finger?

I chop it off.

Chop it off?

Oh, no.

That's a crazy bet.

Let's just make it five or ten dollars.

Well, well, well, I do not understand.

You say that your lighter will light,
and yet you do not agree to my bet.

So, we forget it, yes?

Might I have a light, please?

I forgot you didn't have one.

Thank you. You're from the training
ship, I expect?

Yes.

Enjoying it here?

It's pretty nice.

Nice people.

Now, just let me check up on this bed of
yours.

You say we go up to your room, and if I
make my lighter light ten times running,

I win your jaguar.

If it misses just once, then I forfeit
the little finger of my left hand. Is

that right?

That is the bet.

You know, I have studied you.

Briefly, I admit. But the way you hold
the lighter, for example.

Obviously, you are right -handed.

So what use is the little finger of your
left hand?

If you lose, you don't lose much. If you
win, I ain't how it was.

But I think you are afraid.

What do we do if I lose?

Do I hold my finger out while you chop
it off? No, no, no, no. That would be no

good. You might be tempted to refuse to
hold it out. No, what I should do, I

should tie your hands to the table
before we start.

And then I stand there with a knife
ready to go chop the minute your lighter

misses.

Are you serious?

Well, he's a fine, healthy young man,
no?

One quick chop is all right. No worry.
He's all right.

But maybe you don't lose.

Maybe you win fine automobile instead.

What year is your car?

Excuse me, I, uh... I don't understand.

What year? How old is the car? No, it's
very new. I buy only a few months ago.

But I see you are not a betting man.

Most Americans are not.

Could I see the car?

Do you wish to accept the bet?

There it is.

The white one.

She's nice, no?

You like?

Go on, get in.

Sit behind the wheel.

See how comfortable she is.

Well, I must say, it's a very fine car.

Wouldn't mind having it myself.

But is it worth a finger?

Well, no, of course not.

They tell me again, isn't it? They're
not really serious.

I think they are.

Okay, it's a deal.

I accept your bet.

Fine. Good.

Now, we begin.

Now, look, I don't like this very much.
Nor do I.

What do you want to do it for, Tommy? Is
it a bet?

Yes. Good.

Now we go see if you can win this car.

Oh, and you, sir, perhaps you would be
good enough to, how you call it,

Now, look here.

Sir, I would consider it a favor.

Oh, very well. I'll come along.

But I still don't like it.

Good. Now we begin.

Do you really intend going through with
this?

Sure.

I don't think you quite know what you're
doing.

Come in.

Ah, good.

Now, there are certain things I want you
to get for me. You see, we are going to

play a little game here, so I want you
to get me two, no, three things.

I want some nails, I want a hammer, and
I want a butcher's chopping knife, which

you can borrow for me from the kitchen.
You can get this, no?

Chopping knife? Yes, yes, of course.

You mean a real chopping knife? The kind
that goes chop, chop.

Off you go now. You can get these things
for me, yes?

Yes, sir. We'll try it, sir. Of course,
we'll get it.

Good. And make it soon. As soon as
possible, you get these things.

Look,

don't you think this joke's gone far
enough?

Joke? Who make joke?

I don't make joke.

But the bet is preposterous. The bet is
fair.

He accept the bet, no? It's good.

My fine, expensive automobile against
his little finger.

I think it's a fine bet.

I think it's a stupid, ridiculous bet.

What'll happen if you lose?

It won't matter.

Come to think of it, I can't remember
ever in my life having had any youth

a little finger in my left hand.

Observe one left little finger.

Here he is.

Here he is.

And he hasn't ever done a thing for me
yet, so why shouldn't I bet him?

I think it's a fine bet.

Can't you talk him out of it?

I've tried.

Seems determined to go through with it.

Thank you.

Now, before we begin, I will give to the
referee the keys to the car.

The papers, the ownership papers, and
the insurance are in the pocket of the

car.

Ah, good, you have come.

I have some money for you.

And hammer, nails.

And chop, chop.

Very good. Thank you. Off you go now.
Goodbye.

Now we begin to prepare ourselves.

Hmm?

First, the chair.

And now, the nails.

Put in the nails.

And now all we need is some string.

If your friend loses, we must rush him
to the hospital, using that damn car if

necessary. All right.

At last we are ready.

There.

Everything is now ready.

Okay. Let's do it. You sit here.

Thank you.

Now. Put your left hand between the
nails, like this. The nails are there so

can tie your hand to the table. Now you
must clench the fist.

No, no, no, no. The little finger is
sticking out like that, lying on the

Now I will tie your hand with the
string.

Here we are.

Begin.

Around.

Around.

Around once more.

And stop.

Anyone would think he was organizing
party games.

Tom, why don't you back out now? We've
got still time.

Back out?

I liked this lighter ten times. I want a
great car.

Where comes your light of faith?

And it could happen. He'll do.

He will. He's dying for you to lose.

I think they're good.

Excellent, excellent. Now we can begin.
One moment, please.

So, now, Mr. Referee, you will please
come and tell us when to start.

Are you sure you still want to go ahead
with this insane business?

But of course.

And you?

Yeah.

All right.

Are you ready?

I'm ready.

And you.

White, red.

Will you please count aloud the number
of times that I light it?

Yes, I'll do that.

All right.

Go ahead.

One Two

Three

Four Five

Halfway

Good everything is fine.

Now you try your lighter again

He's crazy.

Crazy. And manners.

When we were at home, he's taken
altogether 47 fingers from different

And he has lost 11 cars.

In the end, they threatened to have him
put away somewhere.

That's why I brought him here.

He was just a small bet.

I suppose he bet you a car.

Yes.

The white Jaguar.

He has no car.

It is mine.

And that make it worse.

That he should bet you when he has
nothing to bet with.

I'm ashamed.

I'm very sorry about it all.

Well, madam, here are your car keys.

And thank heavens the whole horrible
business is over.

We're only having a little bet. He
agreed. There's nothing wrong with a

bet.

He has not a thing left in the world to
bet with.

He has not a thing in the world.

Not a thing.

As a matter of fact, I won everything
from him a long while ago.

It took time.

A lot of time.

And it was hard work.

But I win all in the end.

Yes. I want everything from him
eventually.