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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,910 --> 00:00:01,910 Are you ready? 2 00:00:02,270 --> 00:00:06,790 Ooh, I know you see me standing here. 3 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:10,830 Do I look good, my dear? 4 00:00:11,890 --> 00:00:14,270 Do I look good today? 5 00:00:16,930 --> 00:00:17,930 Ooh, 6 00:00:19,010 --> 00:00:23,230 I'm just another kind of girl. 7 00:00:24,470 --> 00:00:27,230 And you want to see my world. 8 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:20,720 the nurse's office. 9 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:24,640 Now, you see, that is a good example of why yoga isn't for everyone. 10 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:26,460 I'll see y 'all next week. 11 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,520 Where's Stacy? 12 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:30,240 Who gets hurt doing yoga? 13 00:01:30,580 --> 00:01:32,440 Bad stuff always happens to Stacy. 14 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:37,480 I know. Remember when she fell off the roof and landed in that rose bush? Yeah. 15 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:41,220 Okay, that wasn't funny. No, not funny. 16 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:44,840 Hey, I'm gonna go grab a smoothie. Wanna come? 17 00:01:45,260 --> 00:01:46,860 No, my next class is that way. 18 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:49,120 Okay. Later, Zell. 19 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,250 you were friends with Lisa Perkins? 20 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:00,830 Nice to see you, too. 21 00:02:01,630 --> 00:02:03,790 Do you realize how fine that girl is? 22 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:05,230 How fine's that girl? 23 00:02:05,510 --> 00:02:06,369 I don't know. 24 00:02:06,370 --> 00:02:07,470 She's off the final meter. 25 00:02:08,070 --> 00:02:09,870 Well, if you like her so much, go ask her out. 26 00:02:10,509 --> 00:02:11,510 Nah. 27 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:14,270 She's got a boyfriend, and I respect the man code. 28 00:02:14,570 --> 00:02:15,830 She broke up with her boyfriend. 29 00:02:16,650 --> 00:02:17,650 Lisa's a free agent? 30 00:02:17,870 --> 00:02:20,470 Mm -hmm. How come you didn't tell me? What'd I just do? 31 00:02:20,770 --> 00:02:23,010 Oh, man, guys are gonna be all over that girl. 32 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:24,730 I gotta make my move. 33 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:26,168 Where'd she go? 34 00:02:26,170 --> 00:02:27,250 That way, to get a smoothie. 35 00:02:28,089 --> 00:02:29,089 Yes! 36 00:02:31,030 --> 00:02:32,650 Wait, what do I say to her? 37 00:02:32,870 --> 00:02:33,870 Just be yourself. 38 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:35,870 You know, but funnier and more charming. 39 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:37,190 Right. 40 00:02:38,390 --> 00:02:39,650 Wait, I gotta hurry. 41 00:02:39,930 --> 00:02:40,930 Can I borrow your Zedek? 42 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:04,319 Oh, finish line? 43 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:09,860 My name is Chase Matthews. Or you can call me... The guy that just beat Logan 44 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:11,360 Reese. Okay, you're the worst. 45 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:16,160 Nope, I believe I'm the best. As indicated by the top ten high scores on 46 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,420 video game. Oh, yeah. 47 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:23,260 Yeah. You're a real bad driver when it's video game go -karts. And your point 48 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:26,600 is? If it were the real deal, I'd smoke you like a salmon. 49 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:32,880 Okay. A, I prefer my salmon poached. And B, if we were driving real go -karts... 50 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:34,290 I'd beat you worse. 51 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:35,490 Yeah. Want to bet? 52 00:03:35,970 --> 00:03:39,610 Anytime. Can you get yourself a go -kart? I can if you can. Good. 53 00:03:39,830 --> 00:03:40,649 Get one. 54 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:42,550 And meet me on the outdoor basketball court. 55 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:44,090 Saturday, noon. 56 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:45,209 It's on. 57 00:03:45,210 --> 00:03:47,350 Yeah, it's on. See you there. See you there. 58 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:57,330 Feels like one of us should have walked away. 59 00:03:58,490 --> 00:03:59,550 It does, doesn't it? 60 00:04:03,270 --> 00:04:04,850 Ooh, I love these veggie straws. 61 00:04:05,530 --> 00:04:06,810 Hey, what's going on, Lisa? 62 00:04:07,190 --> 00:04:08,310 Oh, hi, Michael. 63 00:04:09,030 --> 00:04:10,310 So you got yourself a smoothie. 64 00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:11,830 Good call. 65 00:04:12,410 --> 00:04:13,430 Like lunch in a cup. 66 00:04:14,370 --> 00:04:15,370 Lunch in a cup. 67 00:04:17,990 --> 00:04:20,950 So, I didn't know you had a pink jet egg. 68 00:04:21,410 --> 00:04:22,510 No, no, no. 69 00:04:22,810 --> 00:04:24,810 See, this isn't really mine. 70 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:30,190 I think I might have cut off the alarm. 71 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:51,210 What's the matter? 72 00:04:51,790 --> 00:04:52,990 Nothing, nothing. 73 00:04:56,270 --> 00:04:58,170 Do I get a touch of a seat? 74 00:04:58,410 --> 00:04:59,410 No. 75 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:14,840 Just gonna, uh, I gotta, bye. 76 00:05:18,740 --> 00:05:19,740 Woo, 77 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:24,940 yeah, keep going. 78 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:30,320 55 seconds. 79 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,400 One minute. 80 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:35,640 Give me another one. 81 00:05:35,860 --> 00:05:38,000 Oh, come on, there's no way you can use this. 82 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:39,360 Drop it here. 83 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,200 Use the key. I forgot my key. 84 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:55,420 Well, can you come back later? Open the door. 85 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,140 We were trying to set a PCA hula hoop record. I'm sorry. 86 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,400 Why can't I ever remember my key? 87 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,120 Just start wearing it around your neck again. It was cute. 88 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:14,260 You got any paint? 89 00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:19,830 Pink and white. And a brush. 90 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:21,310 Thank you. 91 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:22,930 What was that? 92 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:26,470 That was me. 93 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:28,190 Why'd you bring my Gen X in here? 94 00:06:28,570 --> 00:06:29,950 Somehow I got caught in my zipper. 95 00:06:32,190 --> 00:06:36,110 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. There's nothing funny about a young man with a scooter 96 00:06:36,110 --> 00:06:38,970 caught in his pants. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes, there is. 97 00:06:39,330 --> 00:06:40,330 There really is. 98 00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:41,830 How'd it happen? 99 00:06:41,990 --> 00:06:42,990 It's her fault. 100 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:44,470 How's it my fault? 101 00:06:44,710 --> 00:06:47,130 You went and got me all excited about Lisa, and then I got nervous. 102 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,450 You like Lisa? 103 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:51,700 It's not cute. 104 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,700 I can't even talk to the girl without something like this happening. 105 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:57,940 Quinn, do something. Can you get this off me? 106 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:01,400 Here. 107 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:04,500 These can cut through just about anything. 108 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,100 Be careful. 109 00:07:06,780 --> 00:07:07,780 I understand. 110 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,320 Wish me luck. 111 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:12,460 Good luck. 112 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:17,640 I feel so bad for him. 113 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:20,490 If the worst comes to worst, he can just take off the pants. 114 00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:22,530 No, I mean the whole Letha thing. 115 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,670 I know, he totally loves her. 116 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:27,550 Wait, isn't Michael gonna sing at Open Might Night? 117 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:28,830 Yeah, so? 118 00:07:29,130 --> 00:07:30,510 We should invite Letha. 119 00:07:31,630 --> 00:07:36,070 Oh, yeah, girls are total suckers for guys who can sing. Yeah, and Michael's 120 00:07:36,070 --> 00:07:37,910 cute, he's funny, he's smart. 121 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,070 What's up with the crutches? 122 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:21,310 I had a little accident in yoga class. I sprained my left... 123 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:24,500 Oh, well, I'm sorry about your gloop. It's okay. 124 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,080 So, what is that? 125 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:27,820 It's almost a go -kart. 126 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,200 Logan challenged me to a race on Saturday. 127 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:31,480 Really? 128 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,659 I think Logan is so hot and spicy. 129 00:08:34,299 --> 00:08:35,559 I mean, seriously. 130 00:08:36,059 --> 00:08:38,919 Yeah, well, he's going to lose the race this Saturday. 131 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:50,480 Afternoon, Chase. 132 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:52,980 Nice, uh, lawnmower. 133 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:56,220 I'm using it as parts for my go -kart. 134 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:58,620 Oh, cute. 135 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:02,820 So, uh, where'd you get that thing? 136 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:07,280 Oh, this is just my little 95cc fuel -injected friend. 137 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,720 95cc? That sounds like some serious horsepower. 138 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,800 I thought we were supposed to build a go -kart. 139 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:15,720 Nope, we never said that. 140 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:19,220 The rules were we each get a go -kart, and then we race. 141 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,280 Good luck with your lawnmower. 142 00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:23,540 See you Saturday. 143 00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:25,580 Wait. 144 00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:27,940 What was your hurry, Speed Ranger? 145 00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:31,860 Logan, don't you want to take me for a spin in the tweet machine? 146 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,060 Logan! Get back! 147 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,560 I'm so much fun to spend time with. 148 00:09:37,820 --> 00:09:39,120 Don't listen to what people say. 149 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:42,060 Logan! I'm wearing lip gloss. 150 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:49,320 All right. You guys are going to hear a lot more singers here at PCA's open mic 151 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,320 night. 152 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:57,600 Before I move on, I'd like to thank a few of our sponsors here at PCA. Kazu 153 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:58,980 Sushi Rocks. 154 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:05,360 I'd also like to thank the PCA Drum Department who helped us put together 155 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,120 stage. Hey, you up next? 156 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,840 Yep. Prepare your ears for ecstasy. 157 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:11,700 I'm about to sing it up. 158 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:13,740 Good, because guess who's sitting in front row? 159 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,480 Lisa? 160 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,780 Yeah, I told her she had to come hear you sing. 161 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:25,130 Why? Because you're an awesome singer. Girls love guys who can sing. 162 00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:29,110 Come on. I can't even talk in front of that girl. How am I supposed to sing? 163 00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:30,450 You relax. 164 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:37,310 Okay, next up is a three -time open mic night champion here at PCA. So let's 165 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:41,170 rattle some hands for the music man. It's Mr. Michael Barrett. 166 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,000 may have heard it or maybe not. 167 00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:17,880 I don't know what you listen to. 168 00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:20,420 Anyway, 169 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,500 here I go. 170 00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:26,300 It's hot. 171 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,300 It's hot. 172 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:34,140 It's hot. 173 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:40,980 Why didn't he see me? I don't know. 174 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:53,859 Oh, my God. 175 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:54,860 Is he gonna... 176 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,320 What? Why'd you ditch basketball practice? 177 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:59,020 I'm too depressed to dribble. You're making too big a deal out of this. 178 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,920 I threw up on the girl of my dream. 179 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,680 Just a little bit on her shoes. 180 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,400 Why did I have to have Indian food for lunch? 181 00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:08,260 And why did you have to invite Lisa to open mic night? 182 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,640 I was trying to help. 183 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,360 Well, you helped me into a deep depression. 184 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,320 I'm sorry. 185 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,580 What do you want me to do? 186 00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:17,380 Make Lisa love me. 187 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:18,760 Oh, Michael. 188 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:22,500 Please. I love her so. Please. Please fix this. 189 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,240 I'll do what I can. 190 00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:26,340 Thank you. 191 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:45,900 Hey, Rachel. 192 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,100 Oh, hey, Billy. 193 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:48,960 Oh, 194 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,040 did you get the vomit off your shoes? 195 00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:52,750 Nah, I throw them out. 196 00:13:53,030 --> 00:13:54,290 You know, the memories. 197 00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:56,370 Yeah, 198 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,970 Michael feels really bad about it. 199 00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:00,270 No, he shouldn't. 200 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:04,930 Really? Yeah, because when Michael threw up on my shoes... Yeah? 201 00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:12,090 He got some bits on the pants of the guy who was sitting next to me. 202 00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:17,570 Okay. And when we went outside to get cleaned up, we started talking, and I 203 00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:19,810 swear, Zoe was like love at first sight. 204 00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:26,810 Lisa. Oh, here he comes. 205 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,570 What's up, buttercup? 206 00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:29,830 Hey. 207 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,530 Am I too late for yoga? 208 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:36,270 No, not at all. I'm Greg. This is Zoe. Zoe. Greg. 209 00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:39,910 Hey. Hey. Zoe's good friends with the guy that vomited on you. 210 00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:44,770 Oh. Well, I owe him big time. If he hadn't barfed on my pants, I would have 211 00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:45,770 never met Lisa. 212 00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:47,550 Oh, how sweet is he? 213 00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:51,330 Yeah. Well, I'll let you guys do your yoga. 214 00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:52,830 Want to join us? 215 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,280 No, I got a friend in the closet. 216 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:07,980 Ready, Reese? 217 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:12,640 Hey, you showed up. I was starting to think you were going to punk out. 218 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,580 Better not punk out, my friend. 219 00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:18,540 Good. So where's your little lawnmower mobile? 220 00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:21,140 Here comes Quinn and Lola with it right now. 221 00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:40,670 What'd you do to your go -kart? 222 00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:43,550 Um, I'll let my mechanic answer that. 223 00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:48,270 Quinn? I re -bored the cylinder head, modified the intake valve on the 224 00:15:48,270 --> 00:15:51,570 system, added a blower, and installed a five -pound nitrous tank. 225 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:53,210 I put those stickers on. 226 00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:57,250 Wait a second. I say some of those modifications are against the rules. 227 00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:01,770 Nope. I believe the only rules were, uh, we each get a go -kart, and then we 228 00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:04,390 race. So, let's get it on! 229 00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:22,469 What do I do? 230 00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:26,870 Just press the gas pedal and steer. If you need extra speed, push this red 231 00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:28,770 button. But I'm afraid of the red button. 232 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,030 Don't be a baby. 233 00:16:36,010 --> 00:16:37,010 Oh, dear God! 234 00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:38,410 You'll be fine! 235 00:17:28,970 --> 00:17:31,490 How could she get another boyfriend in less than 24 hours? 236 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:36,290 It was just bad luck. She and this guy just bonded after you threw up on him. 237 00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:37,510 Oh. 238 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:41,470 I drove Lisa into another man's arms with my own vomit. 239 00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:52,930 You can't solve your problems with sad flute music. 240 00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:54,170 I can try. 241 00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:34,640 Overreacting. Look, I mean, she hasn't even been dating him a whole day yet. 242 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,200 Maybe it won't work out. 243 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:40,220 Maybe they'll just... Well, 244 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:42,960 thanks a lot. 245 00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:43,980 For what? 246 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,740 For bringing me here and forcing me to watch the girl of my dreams eat a jiggly 247 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:49,700 dessert with another guy who's not me. 248 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,620 I didn't know they'd be here. 249 00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:52,940 Well, there they are. 250 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,400 Peekaboo. 251 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,160 You okay, Buttercup? 252 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,300 Lisa? Lisa, what are you doing? 253 00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:07,559 Stop it! 254 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,580 Lisa, quit it! 255 00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:10,380 Come on! 256 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,370 Pick up the pace and you'll lose. 17257