All language subtitles for Zoey 101 s03e14 The Radio

Are you ready?

Ooh, I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

Ooh, I'm just another kind of girl.

And you want to see my world.

So come and look.

I should get away.

Yeah. I will make you.

Okay, you tell me one thing that either
one of your roommates does that's

freakier than Quinn.

Well, let's just say in the middle of
the night, Logan doesn't like to walk to

the bathroom because it's too far.

Oh, God, don't tell me this.

Tease out the window.

Oh, no!

Told ya.

Is that why all the flowers died?

Hey,

Chase, I've been looking for you. You
got a package.

Oh, it's here.

Sweet. What'd you get?

Well, when I was talking to my
grandfather on the phone last week, I

gentle suggestion that I might want the
new Geo MP3 player. And now, a package

from Grandpa Joe.

You know, this new Geo's got an 80 gig
hard drive, dual earbud ports so you can

listen to a friend, and I don't
understand what this is.

An old radio?

Oh, Grandpa.

There's a note.

Gee, when I was in high school, this is
the radio I listened to every night.

It was good enough for me, so it's good
enough for you.

Love, Grandpa.

I think it's kind of cool looking.

Good. Give me ten bucks and it's yours.

Hmm, let's see.

How about, uh, five bucks and a coupon

for a free taco at the PCA cafeteria?

Sold. Your money? Your taco coupon.

Your prehistoric radio.

Hey, the coupon expires tonight.

Better run and get your taco.

Ay, caramba.

Okay,

just gotta get it perfectly straight
here.

Okay,

how's this look here?

Hmm, oh.

Let me just tweak you a little bit.

There.

Perfect.

That was a little rude.

Rudy. I'm not being rude.

It'd just be a little freaky having a
giant painting of your boyfriend staring

at me when I'm getting dressed in the
morning.

Okay, fair enough.

Hey, speaking of boyfriends, I heard
Ethan Metaboy asked you out again.

Yeah, but I said no.

Why? He's adorable.

He kisses like a sheepdog.

Ew. Ew.

Yeah.

So, how's your boy?

Oh, Mark's good. He finally got rid of
that fungus under his arm.

No, I mean... Is he a good kisser?

Oh, um... Yeah, he's an excellent
kisser.

Keep talking, make with the details.

Well, um, you know, his lips are just
really soft.

Like, like two gummy worms that have
been in your pocket on a hot summer's

Two gummy worms? Do you think I can dye
my hair? Why are you changing the

subject?

Well, um, okay, we've never kissed.

What? Mark and I have never kissed.
What?

Thanks. What? You guys have been dating
for two years. How could you not... It's

not me, it's Mark, and I don't want to
talk about it.

What's that?

A radio. I bought her from Chase.

How old is that thing? I'm not sure.

Here, I'll check online.

Oh, what kind of radio is it?

Just says Beta Model 115.

Beta Model 115.

He's never even tried to kiss you. We're
talking about radios now.

Oh, here it is.

Fader Radio Model 115, also called the
Bullet, manufactured in 1941.

Wow, cool.

Made of an antique plastic called
Catalin, this radio is extremely popular

collectors and very rare.

Value between $10 ,000 and $12 ,000.

Oh, my God. Seriously?

Look, that's what it says.

Hello. How much did you give Chase for
it?

Five bucks and a free taco.

I hope it was a $10 ,000 taco.

So what are you going to do with the
cash?

I'm not going to sell this.

Ooh, smart.

Hang on to it, and in five years, it'll
probably be worth $50 ,000.

No, I'm giving this back to Chase.

Why? She has to. Chase is her friend.
But he sold it to you. A deal's a deal.

But Chase didn't know what it was worth.

Exactly. Which is why I'm going to go
tell him. No!

Zoe! Good.

Not one kiss. Stop it!

Quinn! Hi, cuteness.

What you doing?

Just some laundry.

Is this stuff effective on stains?

What kind of stains?

Forget it. What's up?

Well, I just finished dinner, and I
thought I'd bring my baby a little

Ah.

So what'd you bring me?

Black Toast free ice cream.

Your favorite flavor.

Vanilla. You always know what I want.

Mm -hmm.

And do you know what I want?

What's wrong with your lip?

Nothing. I thought maybe you'd want to
kiss me.

No. But why not?

Well... I just don't think this is the
right moment.

But I don't understand why... Look, I've
really got to do this laundry. Thanks

for the stuff.

Sure.

Good luck with your stain.

Thank you.

I'm ready.

Okay. I'll put this cup over this ball.

Then, without touching or moving the
cup, I'll put the ball in my pocket.

No way. Not possible.

All right. If I do it, will you give me
that fancy watch?

Okay, sure.

But you can't touch or move the cup in
any way.

Mm -hmm. I understand.

No, it's... The bulb's right there.

Ha ha!

I put it in my pocket without moving the
cup. Now give me that watch.

That's cheating.

That's not cheating. You tricked me. I
did not touch it. You tricked me.

You clicked it. I did not cheat. You
guys seen Chase? They need to copy his

history notes.

He's working tonight.

Trying to make some extra cash so we can
buy a new Geo.

Yeah. He asked his grandfather for one
and he just sent him a nasty old radio.

That radio turned out to be some rare
collectible worth over 10 ,000 bucks.

No.

It's true. Quinn looked it up online,
and Zoe almost passed out when she found

out what it was worth.

Brad, can I borrow your history notes?

Yeah, sure. Wait a sec.

That radio's really worth over 10 ,000
bucks?

What radio is worth over 10 ,000 bucks?

Yours. What, you mean the one my
grandfather gave me?

Uh -huh.

Well, Zoe doesn't know about this, does
she?

Oh, Zoe knows.

Someone looks mad.

Well, kinda.

She gave me five bucks and a taco for
it.

I hope it wasn't a tasty taco.

Now, keep moving your arm, and also move
your hips in a swibular motion, and

that will really help strengthen those
core muscles.

Move the ball to the left. I think this
really is strengthening my core muscles.

To the right. To the left. You're doing
fine.

Granted, I can't see you, but I have a
feeling that you're doing fine by just

listening... Hey, why'd you turn off our
Pilates video?

What's going on?

I want my radio back.

Oh, you heard.

Yeah, I heard. And I'm really surprised
at you. Why? What'd I do? I sold you

that radio for five bucks and a taco.

Not even a good taco. Mostly just limp
lettuce.

Okay, you're mad at me because your taco
lettuce was limp? I'm mad at you

because you found out that radio was
worth $10 ,000 and you weren't even

to tell me. I was too going to tell you.
Really? Because you obviously found it

about hours ago. I went and looked for
you. Not too hard.

What, I'm supposed to track you down
while you're delivering sushi?

I'm just saying.

What are you saying?

That a good friend would give me my
radio back.

Oh, so now I'm not a good friend?

Are you going to give me my radio?

I was gonna.

Sure you were. That's right. I was. Was.
But you know what? I paid you for it.

So it's mine.

All right, then.

I'm... I'm taking this.

Cool. Have fun with Quinn's toenail.

Ew!

This isn't over.

This isn't over.

Oh, come on. You know Zoe should give
that radio back to Chase.

Why should she give a radio back that
belongs to her?

What's up?

Hey.

Aloha. Where's Chase?

He didn't want to have lunch with us
because he thought Zoe would be here.

he doesn't want to see her.

And I don't blame him. Chase needs to
grow up.

Zoe needs to grow up.

Yo, yo.

Hey. Hey.

Zoe's not eating lunch with us?

No, and she's not coming because she
doesn't want to risk running into Chase.

Yes, Neil.

Hey, can I join you guys?

I was sitting with those kids over
there, but they asked me to leave.

So, may I sit?

Uh, yes.

So what? Zoe and Chase are never going
to talk to each other again?

They might, if Chase apologizes. Could
someone pass some mustard, please?

Why should Chase apologize when the
whole thing's Zoe's fault?

It's not Zoe's fault. You think it's
right for Zoe to keep a $10 ,000 radio

bought from Chase for five bucks and a
taco?

A limp lettuce taco.

Um, mustard, please?

A deal's a deal. Chase offered to sell
Zoe the radio. Zoe said yes. She gave

Chase the money, and he gave her the
radio. Period.

The end. The radio belongs to Zoe. But
Chase didn't know what it was worth when

he sold it. Neither did Zoe, so the deal
was fair.

I can't eat my sausage without mustard.

And anyway... Chase could have gone
online and looked up what the radios

But he didn't. Right.

So it's his own fault.

I just need one small squirt for my
sausage.

If Chase wasn't smart enough to
determine the radio's value before he

that's his mistake.

Oh, okay. So if I owe you a dollar, and
by mistake I give you a hundred dollar

bill, you should keep it? Just because I
made a mistake?

That's right.

Hello, am I invisible?

No, Logan's right.

Logan's wrong, and you're wrong. Zoe
should keep the radio.

Zoe should give the radio back to Chase.
No, she shouldn't. Just listen to her,

okay? I asked a question, and I demand

an answer.

Here,

here's a mustard.

Stupid mustard eater. Logan out. I'm out
of here.

My great -uncle was a violinist.

Then he died.

Mark, I'm not interested in the death of
your... I just think the violin is the

most romantic of all the stringed
instruments.

Well, that is one point of view.

Thanks.

Um... Yeah?

I think you got a little eye booger.

Right in the corner there.

Thank you, Mark.

Sure. Hey, I gotta put more ointment
under my arm.

Catch you later?

Sure.

You owe me ten bucks for playing.

For another ten, I'll kiss you.

Hello? Chase?

Granddad? Did you get it?

Why are you calling me at two in the
morning?

Did you get the radio I sent?

Yes, yes, I got it, but right now I'm
trying to get it back. What?

You got it and you lost it?

Sort of, but I'm trying to get it back.
It's worth over $10 ,000.

Oh, hold on.

Look, I gotta go.

I'll call you later.

Zoe, listen,

have you seen my contact lens? Because I
think I might have

accidentally...

What

is happening?

Chase stopped by to say hello. You hit
me with a pie?

That is so cliche. What is this, 1952?

It's what you get for trying to steal.

It's not stealing.

That radio was a gift from my grand...
Oh!

Oh, God, you got pie in my eye!

Oh!

All right, this is getting so out of
control.

Zoe, just give the boy his radio back.

Why should she?

Because Zoe tricked me. I didn't trick
you, and you know it.

I know nothing.

Why won't you hit me in the face? It's
the only part that would hurt me if you

actually hit me in the face. Stop it!

Stop it!

All right, we've got to figure out who
should get that stupid radio, and we've

got to figure it out now before this
ruins all our friendships.

She's right.

Okay.

But I'm not flipping a coin.

That thing's too valuable for coin
flipping.

We need a person to just decide who gets
it.

You know, what if I call it a mediator?

Okay, so who?

It should be someone who can just calmly
listen to both sides and then make a

decision. Like, someone without any
emotion or passion.

I know a person.

And if I had known what it was worth,
there's no chance I'd have soldered that

radio for a measly five bucks.

Is it my fault you didn't know?

Hey!

You already got your chance to talk.

Anyway, I think that any friend should,
under these circumstances, give me my

radio back.

Are you done?

I am done.

Good. The radio belongs to Zoe.

I knew it. I knew it.

I'm going back to bed.

We should do this over.

I say we need to do over.

I told you.

Hey,

lucky you.

Mark!

Thanks for being the mediator.

Sure. What else would I have to do at
three in the morning?

Well, I just wanted to say, I think you
made the right decision, and I...

You

checked me.

I know.

I was there.

But... but why now?

Why was this the right moment?

Well, were you expecting it?

Not at all.

That's why.

Well, I'm a pretty good kisser, right?

We'll talk about that another time.

What's this?

Taco Guapo?

Wow.

And some taco.

And here.

I don't get it.

It's yours.

But don't figure out that it belongs to
me. I know what Mark said.

Listen, when I found out this radio was
worth so much money, I was absolutely

going to give it back to you.

Well, then, why did you... You never
gave me a chance.

You started screaming at me and telling
me I was a bad friend.

So, I got mad.

You were really going to give it back?

Of course.

I'm an idiot.

Yeah, well... I

don't deserve such a handsome taco.

Hey, I got an idea.

You were gonna share that taco with me?

Yeah, but that was not my idea.

I was thinking, since this radio is
worth 10 ,000 bucks, let's split it, you

know? That way you get 5 ,000 you
weren't expecting, and so do I.

Everybody wins.

I think that sounds very fair.

Good. But, uh, hey, don't booger on my
taco.

Wow, that's good.

What they call muy bueno.

I know, right?

So, hey, since we're going to be rich,
what do you think we should buy?

I don't know.

Oh, maybe we could... Chase!

Chase!

Granddad?

That's your grandfather?

I thought you were home in Baltimore.

I was.

I caught a plane to California this
morning.

I just got here. My radio's really worth
$10 ,000?

Yeah, apparently it's some rare
collectible.

See ya.

Well, we'll always have this taco.

No, we won't.

don't deserve such a handsome taco.