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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:01,560 Are you ready? 2 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:06,580 Ooh, I know you see me standing here. 3 00:00:07,940 --> 00:00:10,640 Do I look good, my dear? 4 00:00:11,820 --> 00:00:14,100 Do I look good today? 5 00:00:16,860 --> 00:00:23,000 Ooh, I'm just another kind of girl. 6 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:27,000 And you want to be my world. 7 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:29,760 So come and run. 8 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:39,260 I should get away. 9 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:46,560 Yeah. I will make you see all of the things that you 10 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:47,620 can do. 11 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,620 Why do Saturday mornings make you extra weird? 12 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:23,860 It's not weird. 13 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:28,520 See, I poked a hole with a pen in the index finger so I can drink out of it. 14 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:29,700 Check it. 15 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,020 Congrats, you made a blix cow. 16 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:35,600 Yeah, 17 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:36,940 they should sell these. 18 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:38,520 No, they shouldn't. 19 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:42,880 Hey, my dad said yes. Check out my permission slip, freshly downloaded. 20 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:45,440 Why do you need a permission slip? 21 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,740 So I can leave campus and go to the book notes to meet J .T. Hawthorne. 22 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:50,610 The author? 23 00:01:50,750 --> 00:01:52,090 The best author ever. 24 00:01:52,450 --> 00:01:54,510 You know how many times I've read this book? How many times? 25 00:01:54,790 --> 00:01:59,850 I don't know. I'm just so excited I get to... What's he doing? 26 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,970 He, uh, he made a blick cow. 27 00:02:02,350 --> 00:02:03,570 Hmm. Want some? 28 00:02:04,330 --> 00:02:05,330 Not really. 29 00:02:06,810 --> 00:02:09,430 Wait, the book looks like 20 miles from here. 30 00:02:09,789 --> 00:02:10,930 Yeah, how you getting there? 31 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:12,410 Miss Donovan's gonna drive me. 32 00:02:13,270 --> 00:02:15,110 Miss Donovan's gonna drive you? 33 00:02:15,390 --> 00:02:16,730 Yeah, tonight at 6. Why? 34 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:19,240 You better find yourself another ride. 35 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:24,100 Why? Miss Donovan's having her baby right now. Yeah. I thought she wasn't 36 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:27,520 for three more weeks. She wasn't, but she had Mexican food for lunch, and 37 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,380 I love Mexican food. 38 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,380 Have you people ever tried their tortilla soup? 39 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:38,540 You know, in Spanish, soup is called sopa. 40 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,820 Just drink your glove. 41 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:45,240 How am I going to get to the book nook? Calm down. 42 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,600 Find another adult to drive you. It's already past noon. People make plans for 43 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:50,539 Saturday night. 44 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:54,840 So, you just gotta find an adult here at PCA who's got a car but no social life. 45 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,520 Coco, 46 00:03:02,860 --> 00:03:10,160 I've 47 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,300 been looking all over for you. Oh, hey, Louie. Grab some pine. Sit. 48 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,200 Thanks. 49 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:17,450 So listen, I need a paper. 50 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:18,990 Look, I'm having a salad. 51 00:03:19,650 --> 00:03:20,650 Yes, you are. 52 00:03:21,170 --> 00:03:22,870 I'm on a new eating plan. 53 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:24,970 Oh, you still seem that nutritionist. 54 00:03:25,310 --> 00:03:27,310 Nah, she told me I wasn't allowed to come back. 55 00:03:27,730 --> 00:03:30,850 I got a new one who told me I should eat more salad. 56 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:34,750 And notice, Thousand Island dressing on the side. 57 00:03:35,190 --> 00:03:38,670 Is the Thousand Island really fattening? That's why I got it on the side. 58 00:03:40,870 --> 00:03:43,290 Yeah, so anyway, will you do me a big favor? 59 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:45,490 Maybe. Maybe not. 60 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:47,140 What's the favor? 61 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,260 Okay, you know the author J .T. Hawthorne? 62 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,980 I don't read books. Okay, well, I do, and she's like my favorite writer of all 63 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:58,420 time. Well, and she's going to be at the book book tonight, and my dad signed a 64 00:03:58,420 --> 00:04:01,120 permission slip saying that I could leave campus. Could you ask me this 65 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,120 with less words? 66 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:03,520 Will you drive me, please? 67 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,400 What's in it for me? 68 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:07,760 Well, what do you want? 69 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,540 You want to know what I want? I can't find your husband. 70 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:12,300 Fine. 71 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,400 Hey, you're friends with Michael Barrett, right? 72 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:16,820 Michael? Yeah, sure. 73 00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:21,519 Well, at last year's PCA potluck brunch, he made his grandmother's special 74 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:24,600 ravioli, and it was insanely awesome. 75 00:04:24,980 --> 00:04:25,980 I remember. 76 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,100 Okay, then. 77 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,640 You get Michael to make me a batch of that magic wrap. 78 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,640 I'll drive you to Tijuana. 79 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,240 Just the bookmark. 80 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:37,640 We gotta leave PCA at six sharp. No problem. 81 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,060 You'll get your ravioli. 82 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,220 It was Darkseid! 83 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,940 It was Brainiac! I thought it was the thing! 84 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:07,040 That's Marvel, Zipwad! This is a DC discussion! 85 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Hey, hey! 86 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:13,660 Kind of studying over here? You think you could cool the volume a little bit? 87 00:05:20,170 --> 00:05:20,869 Dark side. 88 00:05:20,870 --> 00:05:24,310 Okay, I think I know a little more about Superman than you. 89 00:05:24,710 --> 00:05:26,410 Yeah? On what planet? 90 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:29,670 Earth? Krypton? You name it, buddy! 91 00:05:30,390 --> 00:05:33,190 Brainiac did not kill Superman on issue number 74! 92 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:34,429 He did so! 93 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:35,430 We did it! Guys! 94 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:37,210 Seriously. 95 00:05:38,070 --> 00:05:39,490 I'm not a dipwad. 96 00:05:39,770 --> 00:05:42,530 Oh, you are a dipwad. You're a dipwad! 97 00:05:43,130 --> 00:05:44,130 Brainiac! 98 00:05:45,990 --> 00:05:46,990 Brainiac! 99 00:05:47,470 --> 00:05:48,550 Brainiac! Okay! 100 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:55,110 It was not Darkseid. It was not Brainiac. It was Doomsday, all right? 101 00:05:55,530 --> 00:06:00,030 Doomsday killed Superman. And it was not in issue number 74. It was in issue 102 00:06:00,030 --> 00:06:02,110 number 75, published in 1993. 103 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,130 Got it? 104 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:05,310 How do you know? 105 00:06:05,590 --> 00:06:09,270 My uncle used to manage a comic book store, and when I was a little kid, I 106 00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:10,270 way too much reading. 107 00:06:11,130 --> 00:06:12,130 Okay? 108 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:14,510 Don't tell anyone. 109 00:06:15,830 --> 00:06:18,210 Wow. He's handsome and knowledgeable. 110 00:06:22,830 --> 00:06:24,850 You don't even know about these comic books. 111 00:06:28,090 --> 00:06:29,090 Please. 112 00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:38,050 It takes a whole day to make that ravioli. 113 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:39,310 Start now. 114 00:06:40,090 --> 00:06:44,310 I can't. I have to finish a history project with Stacy Dilson by Monday. 115 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:47,170 Okay, then give me the recipe and I'll make the ravioli. 116 00:06:48,530 --> 00:06:51,210 My grandma would kill me if I gave anyone that recipe. 117 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,980 She's got those big old lady arms with all the jiggly flab. 118 00:06:55,860 --> 00:06:58,480 Well, what if I get Stacy to finish the project without you? 119 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:02,880 All right. You get Stacy to do that, and you got yourself a batch of Grandma's 120 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:03,940 ravioli. Done. 121 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,500 Okay, you start cooking. I'll take care of Stacy. 122 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:08,820 All right, cool. 123 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:22,120 How often is women's tennis? 124 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,500 Shh. 125 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:24,600 It's Max Point. 126 00:07:26,340 --> 00:07:27,340 Whoa. 127 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:28,580 Okay. 128 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,480 You were right about who killed Superman. 129 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,020 Okay, thanks. Bye. 130 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,060 But anyone can get lucky. 131 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,180 Three dollars if you'll all go away. 132 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:40,540 Not so fast. 133 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:43,720 See if you can answer these hot shorts. 134 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,660 Should I leave you alone with your nerds? No. 135 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:47,880 Well, I'm gonna. 136 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:49,260 Blade. Logan. 137 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:54,280 Question number one. Dude, what other superhero helped Spider -Man the first 138 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:57,480 time he fought the Ringmaster and his circus of crime? 139 00:07:58,780 --> 00:08:01,180 Daredevil, Spider -Man, issue 16. 140 00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:07,680 Name the members of the X -Men past or present who are or were not mutants. 141 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,760 Calvin Rankin, The Mimic. 142 00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:16,460 Which of Wonder Woman's accessories was forged from the magic girdle of 143 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:18,220 Aphrodite? Her lasso of truth. 144 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,040 He knows everything. 145 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:25,460 Hey, um, can we all hang out with you? 146 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:27,840 No. How about just me? 147 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:29,680 I'm out of here. 148 00:08:32,299 --> 00:08:33,620 He's on the move. Come on. 149 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:52,510 One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Mississippi, five 150 00:08:52,510 --> 00:08:55,650 Mississippi, six Mississippi, seven Mississippi. 151 00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:57,870 Joey, what brings you to my room? 152 00:08:58,090 --> 00:09:01,590 I need a favor. Well, sure, just ask. I need you to finish building your model 153 00:09:01,590 --> 00:09:04,390 by yourself without Michael. But he's my activity partner. 154 00:09:04,790 --> 00:09:08,750 I know. Mr. Davenport specifically assigned Michael and myself to recreate 155 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:11,750 Great Pyramid of Giza. Yeah, but... So far, we've completed only Queen Heather 156 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:14,150 Perry's tomb and the burial chamber of Pharaoh Carfu. 157 00:09:15,499 --> 00:09:16,499 Nice wristwatch. 158 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,460 Look, Stacy, I really need Michael to do something for me. 159 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,160 Well, okay. Tell you what. 160 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:27,500 Yeah? I'll finish this pyramid sans Michael, i .e. by myself. 161 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:28,719 You will? 162 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,720 Yes. 163 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:34,300 You get me a date with one Logan Reese. 164 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:36,980 Logan? Reese. 165 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:39,300 Why do you want to go out with Logan? 166 00:09:39,540 --> 00:09:41,540 Have you seen him? He scrubs us! 167 00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:43,000 And his arms! 168 00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:46,060 his arms. 169 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,140 Come on, you're friends with him. 170 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,600 Uh, yeah, sorta. 171 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,740 Then get me a date with him and I'll finish this pyramid solo. 172 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:59,520 Okay, deal. You finish the pyramid without Michael, I'll go get you a date 173 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:00,520 Logan. 174 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,880 You hear that, my little cotton -top friends? 175 00:10:05,140 --> 00:10:06,780 One day, I could be Mrs. 176 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,140 Stacey Reese! 177 00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:21,440 cupcakes. But if you don't go out with Stacey, then Stacey won't build her dumb 178 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,100 model without Michael, and then Michael will make his grandma's ravioli for 179 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,480 Coco, and then Coco won't take me to meet J .C. Hawthorne at the pub. 180 00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:58,990 to Saturday night, making stuff out of cotton swabs and white glue. 181 00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:00,650 Petite Javacino. 182 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:03,750 It's a tiny. 183 00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:04,990 You ordered a petite. 184 00:11:05,310 --> 00:11:06,510 You want a grandiose? 185 00:11:06,730 --> 00:11:07,910 No, that's too much. 186 00:11:08,590 --> 00:11:09,590 Give me an avarage. 187 00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:11,230 Avarage. 188 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,550 Please do this for me. Do you understand what's going to happen if you say no? 189 00:11:14,970 --> 00:11:18,830 Yes, I do. If I won't take out Stacey, then Stacey won't build her model 190 00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:21,910 Michael. And then Michael won't make his grandmother's ravioli for Coco. And 191 00:11:21,910 --> 00:11:24,670 then Coco won't drive you to meet J .G. Hawthorne at the book nook. 192 00:11:25,370 --> 00:11:26,730 Here's your avarage. 193 00:11:28,850 --> 00:11:29,850 Thanks. 194 00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:33,650 If you take safety out, I swear I'll never ask you for anything ever again. 195 00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:36,730 Okay. Okay? 196 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,370 If you do a favor for me. I am not kissing you. 197 00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:41,590 I don't want your lips. 198 00:11:41,890 --> 00:11:42,849 Yes, you do. 199 00:11:42,850 --> 00:11:44,230 I want my PCA ring back. 200 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:47,670 Huh? The ring I lost your little brother on that stupid bet. 201 00:11:47,930 --> 00:11:50,670 You made a stupid bet. Who thinks rabbits like salsa? 202 00:11:50,930 --> 00:11:52,690 It's the number one condiment in America. 203 00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:54,010 Whatever. 204 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,640 one that ring for me fair and square. 205 00:11:55,880 --> 00:12:00,280 How can I? Hey, if you want me to take Stacey Dilton on a date, get me my ring 206 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:01,280 back from Dustin. 207 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:19,920 Okay, 208 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:21,960 let's rehearse this again. 209 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,280 No. 210 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:29,050 And now, ladies and gentlemen, I will saw my assistant, Scooter, 211 00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:31,610 in half. 212 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:33,270 I don't want to do this. 213 00:12:34,610 --> 00:12:36,650 Scooter. What if it cuts my leg? 214 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:38,670 I'm not going to cut your leg. 215 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,450 Just let me out, man. 216 00:12:40,670 --> 00:12:44,390 I'm claustrophobic. Do you want to win the middle school talent show or not? I 217 00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:45,390 don't care anymore. 218 00:12:47,590 --> 00:12:49,470 Dustin, hey, I've got to talk to you. 219 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:50,950 I'm kind of busy. 220 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,150 I just need you to give your ring back to Logan. 221 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,180 not that into being clean. 222 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,480 Give me that ring. 223 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:12,480 No! I think I'm starting to pass out. 224 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:14,220 I smell toast! 225 00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:19,020 Okay, you really want me to give Logan this ring back? 226 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:20,220 So much. 227 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,660 And get Lola to be my assistant in the talent show. 228 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,180 You have an assistant. 229 00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:26,520 No, I have a mess in the box. 230 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:27,800 I have feelings! 231 00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:31,160 Well, why do you want Lola to be your assistant? 232 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,860 Because every kid in my class has a crush on her. 233 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,460 If Lola's my assistant, 234 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:39,580 I've got first place locked up. All right, I'll get Lola to be your 235 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:40,800 Thank God. 236 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,240 Just give Logan his ring back. 237 00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:44,620 Deal. 238 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,400 Okay, Scooter. 239 00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:06,390 Excuse me. 240 00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:10,230 You know, it's a violation of PCA rules to play foosball alone. 241 00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:11,629 Is it? 242 00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:13,290 I didn't know. 243 00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:17,130 Yeah, well, no worries. I'll play with you, you know, before campus security 244 00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:18,130 shows up. 245 00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:21,990 So, um, listen, when I drop this ball... Jay! 246 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,450 What? We have to talk to you. No. 247 00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:26,850 It's imperative. 248 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:29,130 Um, I'll leave you so you can talk with your friends. 249 00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:30,610 No, no, no, don't go. 250 00:14:31,290 --> 00:14:32,810 These guys aren't my friends. 251 00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:34,950 Oh. 252 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,750 Kill me. 253 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,750 So, we have good news. You are all expelled. 254 00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:42,290 No. 255 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,470 We elected you president of our comic book discussion group. 256 00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:49,410 What? You beat Neil by over a dozen votes. 257 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:53,730 Yeah, look, I'm flattered, but you need to read these for the next meeting. 258 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,510 Dude, as president, you'll be leading the discussion. 259 00:14:56,910 --> 00:14:59,230 I don't want to lead it. And you need to bring a platter of cookies. 260 00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:00,490 I'm allergic to nuts. 261 00:15:00,790 --> 00:15:02,030 I can't have gluten. 262 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,330 Okay, I'm leaving now. 263 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,300 He wants you to carry his stack. 264 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,120 Come on! 265 00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:16,720 So will you do it? I don't want to be Dustin's magic show assistant. 266 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,700 Ew! But you'd really be helping me out. Please? 267 00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:21,820 What time does the show start? 268 00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:23,140 5 .30? 269 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,680 Then I can't do it. 270 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:28,580 Why? Because I promised Mr. Bender I'd babysit his kid until 7. 271 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,500 Is that my shoe he's chewing on? 272 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,060 I'll let him have his fun. 273 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:40,050 Hey, if I can get the kid another babysitter, then will you be Dustin's 274 00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:41,250 assistant? Sure. 275 00:15:42,030 --> 00:15:43,030 Come here, kid. 276 00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:53,570 Where are we going? 277 00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:54,890 To find Chase. 278 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,600 Scared me. I need you to babysit this baby. 279 00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:10,300 Why? Because I gotta go meet J .T. Hawthorne. 280 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Wow, I'm confused. 281 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,320 Will you babysit or not? 282 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,960 Look, I... Wait. 283 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,380 Yes. Yay! 284 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:20,980 Ew. Oy. 285 00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:23,640 You get those nerds to quit following me around. 286 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,280 Okay, I'll do it. Here, have a baby. 287 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,990 Whoa, aren't you still... leave PC at 6. 288 00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:36,270 Yeah, and I gotta shower. 289 00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:37,970 Well, it's 5 .15. You better go. 290 00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:40,070 But how am I gonna get those nerds and leave Chase alone? 291 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:43,290 I'll handle the nerds. Okay. Oh, and you gotta go meet Dustin at the talent 292 00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:45,030 show. 15 minutes. I got it. Go. 293 00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:46,410 There's Chase. 294 00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:48,090 Chase, wait up, buddy. 295 00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:51,630 Okay, you better get those nerds off me or you're getting this baby back. 296 00:16:51,890 --> 00:16:52,890 Don't worry. Run. 297 00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:54,770 Hey, Chase. 298 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,350 Chase. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 299 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,609 Okay, I just talked to the nerds. 300 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,030 Nerds? Oh, you're used to it. 301 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,369 Well, come on, did they say they'd leave Chase alone? 302 00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:16,250 Yes, they agreed to leave Chase alone. 303 00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:18,970 Good. If... Another if? 304 00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:22,609 Yeah, if you can get Quinn to give him some computer operating system she 305 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,250 designed. What operating system? 306 00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:28,510 I don't... Quinn made the best operating system ever, but she won't let anyone 307 00:17:28,510 --> 00:17:29,469 else use it. 308 00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:34,030 It's called Quindos QP, and I want it. Okay, if I get Quinn to give you Quindos 309 00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:35,890 QP, you guys promise you'll quit bugging Chase? 310 00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:37,650 Absolutely. Okay. 311 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:38,920 I'll handle it. 312 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:40,680 Sweet. Kneel out. 313 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:46,600 Hey, um, I don't know if you have plans next Saturday night. 314 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,120 I know. 315 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,440 Go get me some pudding! 316 00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:58,870 I can't give them Quindo's QP. 317 00:17:59,090 --> 00:18:02,890 You have to. I promised the nerds. Zoe, if you don't give it to them, they won't 318 00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:03,829 leave Chase alone. 319 00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:07,010 But I... Chase won't babysit Mr. Bender's kid, which means Lola will be 320 00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:08,170 assistant for his magic show. 321 00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:11,230 I get it, but... Then Dustin won't give Logan his ring back, and then Logan 322 00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:12,230 won't go out with Stacey. 323 00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:15,050 I just can't get a word. Then Stacey won't finish her history project without 324 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:17,610 Michael, and then Michael won't be able to make his grandma's ravioli for Coco. 325 00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:20,570 If I could just... Then Coco won't drive me to the book nook, and I'll never 326 00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:21,970 meet J .T. Hawthorne, and I'll cry! 327 00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:24,250 There is no Quindo's QP! 328 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,500 Lost it. Mark spilled clam juice all over my hard drive and poop. 329 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:32,040 It was unrecoverable. 330 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:33,760 I don't have it anymore. 331 00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:35,840 Quinn! It's gone. 332 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,760 No! No, no, no! 333 00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:41,740 Do you know what this means? 334 00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:44,060 Do you know what this means? 335 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,840 Well? 336 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,600 Quinn lost the operating system. 337 00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:54,060 What? Huh? 338 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,980 What? Well? 339 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,580 Then that means we don't have to keep our promise to Zoe. 340 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,860 Good. Let's go make Chase our leader again. 341 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:03,380 Yeah! 342 00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:08,820 Chase! Chase! 343 00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:11,540 And 344 00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:18,100 now, 345 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:22,800 ladies and gentlemen, my assistant Lolo will climb into the box, and then I'll 346 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,800 start... 347 00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:55,650 fantasy sci -fi conventions there's this guy who was dressed up like an android 348 00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:58,270 but it was really really really realistic and so for a moment i thought 349 00:19:58,270 --> 00:20:01,230 actually real so i actually followed him around for like three hours because i 350 00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:03,690 thought he'd go back to the mothership and i could see it but it turned out he 351 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:07,090 didn't because then he took it off and he was just some guy from tocha and then 352 00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:09,770 this one time for halloween i dressed up like mary antoinette but like if the 353 00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:12,750 guillotine had kind of failed so i had to do all this really weird makeup it 354 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:13,750 so funny 355 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,279 You got the stuff? 356 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,480 Well, yes and no. 357 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,880 What does that mean? 358 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,980 Well, Michael got mad and he tossed the ravioli in the garbage can before he 359 00:21:49,980 --> 00:21:50,779 cooked it. 360 00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:54,840 So, you expect me to drive you to the book nook for a dish full of uncooked 361 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,840 ravioli that you fished out of a garbage can? 362 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,500 No. 363 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,980 Eh, I'll take it. 364 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,280 Get in the car. 365 00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:05,580 Yay! 366 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,040 To the book nook! 367 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:22,800 That's not gonna happen. 368 00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:59,510 Don't walk away. 369 00:23:00,450 --> 00:23:02,130 Yeah, yeah. 370 00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:06,530 If you want to play, come and play today. 371 00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,450 I should get away. 372 00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:09,930 Yeah. 373 00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:16,830 How to make you see all the things that you can be. 374 00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:19,190 Yeah. 26311

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