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"You criminals!"
yelled the captain.
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The bank was cleaned out.
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Only thing left was...
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a banana peel on the ground.
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We were dealing
with a crime genius.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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What are you doing?
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Oh, just listening to a podcast.
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It's called Master Criminals.
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This season's
the Banana Peel Thief,
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a famous criminal
who always left
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a banana peel behind
at the scene.
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Never caught to this day.
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Cool story.
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Wonder if we've got what
it takes to be master criminals.
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I mean, I've been to jail.
No biggie.
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That's so hardcore.
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I'm always breaking
the rules too.
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It'd be so cool
to be master criminals.
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I practically already am.
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Being criminal
is not cool.
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Running away every day,
always afraid of police.
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How do you know, Halmoni?
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Oh, trust me.
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I know.
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Banana Peel Thief!
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Let me see.
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Okay, jeez.
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Oh, it's Chuck.
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Whoa, what is he doing?
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Is that a bag?
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Looks heavy.
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You thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?
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No, what are you thinking?
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Lil, Chuck is obviously
up to something shady.
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If we help him,
they'll make an episode
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about us for Master Criminals.
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- Jack, that's genius!
- Hey, Chuck!
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- You need help with that?
- Huh?
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Sure, just, uh...
get over here quick. Hurry up.
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Thanks again, kids, but, uh,
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let's just keep this
our little secret.
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I gotta run and take care
of this, so...
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Hold on, Chuck.
We can still help.
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- Especially if it's dangerous.
- Or illegal!
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Seems like this ain't
your first rodeo.
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All right, get in.
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Oh, man! What does
"take care of it" mean?
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I don't know,
but from here on out,
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we're all in.
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We're
the Duffel Bag Delinquents.
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Oh, dude, that's such
a good name.
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You in?
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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The day was like any other
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in the mundane town
of Canyon Valley.
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- What are you doing?
- Recording some material
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for our episode
of Master Criminals.
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Oh, dude,
that's such a good idea!
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Lil was wearing her typical
basic beanie and ugly sweater.
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Dude, did you fart?
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Wait, did I?
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Ah!
I think it's the bag.
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It smells like
something rotting.
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Oh, man, what if it's, like...
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stolen cheeses?!
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Or, like,
bootleg manure!
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Yeah!
Or, like, a dead body!
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You don't think Chuck...
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Chuck? Psh, no way.
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Come on, move it!
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I don't got time to kill!
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Whoa!
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- Ew! Ew!
- Ew! Ew!
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Pit stop numero uno.
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Yeah, Jack, hand me that tape.
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Why are we buying
all this stuff, Chuck?
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Because that's the only way
to really clean things up.
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Oh, I know it.
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So, uh, just to clarify,
by "everything," you mean...
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Hey, what was that?
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Uh... what?
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That, behind you.
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I, uh... I, uh...
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Over there!
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There's a sale on shovels!
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Oh, man, those are all--
Look at that!
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Phew! That was way too close.
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Hey, we can't back out, remember?
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- All in, right?
- Right.
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They approached a very dark
and secluded alley,
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one where no one
would probably enter
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except for us.
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Pit stop dos.
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Gotta meet my connect, Dirk.
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I call him "The Cleaner."
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Ah, speak of the devil.
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Hey, man.
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Dirk, I want you
to meet Jack and Lil.
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They're my newest partners
in crime.
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Can you trust 'em
with a job this messy?
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Yes, uh, Mr. Dirk, sir.
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Super trustworthy.
Jack's been in jail.
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Huh. You know,
I used to help Chuck
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on his "dirty errands,"
just like you.
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Aw, it's like I'm lookin'
at my younger self.
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How flattering.
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All right, Chuck,
I got what you need.
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Go there.
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They'll know what to do
with the bag.
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Always do.
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There were other bags?
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- Peace!
- Bye, Jack.
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Whoa.
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Was not expecting our next stop
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to be in the fancy part of town.
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As my momma always says,
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"The rich know how to take care
of their 'dirty laundry.'"
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Uh, almost forgot. Uh...
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Get out and take the bag.
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Back in five minutes.
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As seconds turn to minutes
and minutes turn to hours,
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the Delinquents were faced
with the cold, hard truth.
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He ditched us, set us up!
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Left us holding the bag!
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Of course! All criminals
double-cross each other.
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The Banana Peel Thief
did it to their crew.
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Oh no, oh no!
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Now Chuck's crime
is gonna be pinned on us!
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Think anyone's onto us?
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- Hmm...
- Hmm...
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Jack, we can't just run around
with this bag forever.
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You're right.
We have no other options.
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Let's dispose of the evidence.
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What were we thinking?
We're way out of our league!
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I know, but as long as we got
each other's backs,
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we'll be fine.
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Right, 'cause neither of us
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would ever... double-cross
each other.
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Especially since we know
what we're capable of.
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And it would be... so easy.
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There's already a hole.
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Hey, what are you kids doin'?
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- Scatter!
- Run!
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Wait, why are you runnin' off?
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I just wanted to see
if I could...
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Oh, what is this?
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What is that smell?!
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What are we gonna do?
I can't go back to jail.
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They're not taking me that easy.
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Come on! I know who can help us.
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Okay, she said meet here
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and caw like a crow?
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Oh, we gotta do the thing!
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Yeah, that was a one-time thing.
Not happening.
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Lily, do the thing!
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- Fine. Sha-sha-sha!
- Sha-sha-sha!
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Welcome back, Ravens.
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Here, put these on.
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Fake mustaches,
hand-drawn passports?
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- What is all this?
- Don't you get it?
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You're criminals!
You need to head for the border.
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If you can get to the next town,
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you two can't be extradited back
for your crimes.
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What's "extradited"?
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Now, this is very important.
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You can never... come... back.
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I guess I'll have
to adopt a new persona.
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Hi, I'm John Calm.
I work in plastics.
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So be it.
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This is my life now.
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Forever on the run.
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They'll call me Cobra.
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Godspeed, Mr. Calm and Cobra.
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Do you and your
little bird friends
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want to get milkshakes, sweetie?
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Mom!
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'Kay, gotta go.
My ride's here.
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There's one thing
we gotta do first.
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Yeah.
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Sorry, Mom and Dad.
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We never thought
it would come to this.
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- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
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Lil, I need to tell you
something.
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I've never been in jail.
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It was a jail museum.
I didn't even go inside.
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I was never cut out
for a life of crime.
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It's okay.
Whenever I break a rule,
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I can't look at myself
in a mirror for weeks.
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- I'm no criminal!
- Halmoni was right.
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A life of crime isn't worth it.
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All to be on
a stupid episode of a podcast?
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- We're fools.
- Look!
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We're almost there!
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It's the heat!
We were sloppy with the bag!
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Come on, we can lose 'em!
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Oof. Lil, are you okay?
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Ow. I think I sprained my ankle.
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- Chuck?!
- Chuck?!
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Oh no, we gotta go!
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Just leave me!
You can still make it. Go!
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Snap out of it! Duffel Bag
Delinquents, remember? All in!
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All in.
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I thought you two
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wanted to help me.
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Come on!
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Ow, ow, ow!
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I can't climb!
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You can't just leave me
with a job this messy.
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Let me show you.
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Feast your eyes...
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on this!
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- No!
- No!
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It's...
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...not a dead body?
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Dead body? What?!
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You mean, you're not a criminal?
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Criminal? Dang, is that
what y'all think of me?
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I think y'all are confused.
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See, what happened was,
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so my mom's comin' home
from Boca, right?
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And while she was gone,
I made a pretty big mess.
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I let my laundry pile up.
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Had to get cleaning supplies
and deal with it
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before she found out.
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But why'd you ditch us?
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To get you Canyondale's
famous fancy corn dogs
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so I could thank you
for helping me take the bag
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to the laundromat
Dirk told us about.
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When I came back,
you were gone!
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Luckily, I was able to find
my bag in a hole at the park.
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Were you two trying to bury
my dirty laundry?
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Uh... we...
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'Cause that's such a smart idea!
I shoulda thought of that.
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Thanks for the initiative, guys.
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Uh... glad we can help.
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I don't remember
puking in it though.
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Yeah... that's weird.
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Sorry for thinking
you were a criminal.
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Nah, happens all the time.
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Uh, y'all need a ride back home?
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Pit stop dos.
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Gotta meet my connect, Dirk.
I call him "The Cleaner."
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Wow, I sound like
a total goon in this.
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Duffel Bag Delinquents!
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Huh?
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Here's Dirk!
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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