All language subtitles for The Thundermans s04e05 Better Off Wed

Hey, guys, I made fresh brownies.

Yay, brownies! All right, Phoebe.

Take back everything I ever said about
you, Phoebe.

No brownies.

I take back the take back.

Surprise, you're at a family meeting?

It's a trap!

Nobody leaves. I'm calling this family
meeting to order.

Oh, man, she's paying the thing. No, we
can't leave.

Okay, guys. Mom and Dad's 20th
anniversary is coming up, which means we

decide on a gift. Let's just make them
something. They love this piece of

garbage Chloe made for them.

Hey.

I made this vase.

Gift idea. We take your vase outside and
smash it.

Don't worry, Max. We will take care of
the gift and sign your name to the card

like always.

Oh, thanks.

I take back the take back I took back.

that's original wedding photo framed.
Great idea, Nora. Old people love

at themselves when they were young.

You know, actually, I've never really
seen their wedding photo.

Maybe they're not really married.

Oh, no. That means we don't exist.

Did I hear something about brownies?

Ah, it's a trap.

Oh,

man. She banged the thing. Now we can't
leave.

We were just discussing your anniversary
gift. Oh, what brought that up?

Other than the fact it is coming up.

Let's see, first there's spring, then
there's summer.

Saturday. Saturday, that's it.

We were wondering if we could see some
of your wedding pictures.

We don't really have any.

I knew they weren't married. Are we even
your kids?

Don't be ridiculous. Of course we're
married. Then what about your wedding?

We don't really like to talk about it.
It was 20 years ago in Metroburg.

When I was melting your mom's heart with
the wedding vows I wrote.

Barb, you are the lightning to my
thunder, the wind beneath my cape, the

my sandwich.

I wrote you this song.

Beautiful Barbara, I really love her,
yeah.

I wonder you guys don't like talking
about your wedding.

and take Barbara McBooger to be your
super wife?

I do.

I don't!

Colosso, why are you here?

Because I swore never to let you have a
wedding day after you ruined mine.

You broke into the White House, wedgied
the president, and tried to get married

in the Oval Office.

I wanted it to be fancy.

We're not all rich like the McBoogers.

Hurry up and marry us so I don't have to
go by that name anymore.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

I love to chat.

Behold, the gadget that turns people
into animals.

The people to animals, which are Rudy
Ray.

I would just call it the animalizer.

That's dumb.

For this animalizer, I'm going to ruin
your wedding.

Oh, relax, everyone.

his inventions never work.

See? Didn't work.

Hank, we're goats.

Congratulations. I did get you a little
something.

It's a toaster.

What? I'm not a monster.

Colasso never told me that story.

Hilarious.

Well, you know it is.

Okay, so what happened next?

Well, the Hero League found a way to
turn us back.

Although not before I ate my own veil.

And then we hunted down Dr.

Colasso and used his weapon against him,
turning him into the rude bunny that

lives in our house for some reason.

He's paying for his crime.

Is he? Because I'm the one who has to
scoop up his poop pellets.

fun, but I need to head down to the
mall.

I mean, not because I need any last
-minute gifts.

I'll go with you, but not because I need
to show you exactly what I want.

Guys, I have the best gift idea. You're
moving out?

No.

Since Mom and Dad's first wedding got
destroyed, let's throw them another one.

Great, as long as it means these
meetings can stop.

Fine. We will schedule a meeting to
discuss canceling future meetings.

There will be rallies. Really? No.

You should put that on right now.

Special delivery.

Oh.

All right. About time one of these kids
got a job.

Oh, Hank, the kids are throwing us a
wedding as an anniversary gift.

That's right.

Can I have my brownie now?

Why does she get a real brownie?

Because she doesn't complain about the
meetings.

to request your presence at the marriage
of Hank and Barb Thunderman this

evening. Yes, that is so sweet. Hey, we
want you guys to have the wedding of

your dreams.

It'll be the most romantic event of the
century.

Settle down. It's in the driveway by the
garbage cans.

No, I can't believe we're having a
wedding. I'm going to need a new dress,

tux. Well, not me. I still have my
thunder tux from our first wedding.

It will fit me like a glove.

Are you sure?

You haven't tried on that glove in a
while.

Please. Well, quit working and I'll get
my wedding bod back in no time. So you

can just relax. No, I don't. Oh, right.
This is much better than a handbag.

Okay, guys. We've got a lot of work to
do. First, we'll need a wedding theme.

One word.

Bows. Better word.

Fire.

Or robots.

Or robots that breathe fire.

It's so awesome that you want to help,
and I already have the perfect job for

you. I'll take it, but I need today off.

I have a wedding.

All you need to do is keep Colosso in
the lair and make sure he doesn't find

about the wedding.

All right.

You heard her, Billy. You watch Colosso,
I take a nap.

That's not what she said. That's what I
heard.

over with his tractor, which means... I
win again!

How do you win every game of
Farmageddon? I'm asleep, and even I know

cheating.

I don't care.

This is the best secret job I've ever
had.

Secret? What secret?

Stop talking, Billy. Tell me what's
going on, and a million colossal bucks

be yours.

I'll be richer than a McFugger.

Billy, don't. I'm supposed to keep you
distracted so you don't ruin Mom and

Dad's second wedding.

Second wedding?

Good job. You just bought yourself a
lifetime of Phoebe meetings.

Why are they having another wedding?

I worked so hard to destroy the first
one. Yeah, we heard.

By the way, the goats were hilarious.

I don't think they were.

I regret what I did.

You actually feel bad?

Yes.

Now that I've seen the love between your
parents, I wish I hadn't ruined their

special day.

Are you crying?

I just wish I could go back and fix my
mistake with a year's switcherooty ray.

You mean a time machine?

That's a much better name.

Well, I'm sure the wedding will be
great, especially since Phoebe has Max

here. What's that supposed to mean?

You're stuck here guarding a bunny.

Maybe Phoebe's more worried about you
ruining the wedding.

Oh, that's ridiculous.

Phoebe's not keeping me down here. I can
go up whenever I want.

Wait, are you going up? Because I'm
supposed to tell Phoebe.

What? She has you watching me?

No.

She has me watching you. I just said
that.

And Phoebe's wrong.

I don't ruin things. I make things
awesome.

Yeah, you should get up there and give
Hank and Barb the best wedding ever.

Because they deserve happiness.

Yeah. Come on, let's go, Billy.

Uh, I'm reaching out, Max. Call me Billy
McBooger.

So you see, Chloe, some people have to
do months of exercise to get their

wedding bod, but all Thunderman needs to
do is a single push -up.

Ha -ha!

It didn't work.

Huh. That's funny.

It must have made some difference. I bet
I can fit into my jacket.

How am I going to get a wedding bod in
just a few hours?

What boot camp, baby?

I don't think this is a good idea.

Drop and give me 20.

20? You're lucky I can count higher.

One, two, three.

Well, it's going to be pretty obvious
you decorated this.

I can't believe you used all your bows.

Do you think this is all my bows?

Oh, hey, this wedding is going to be...
So elegant.

You always ruin everything.

So Colosso was right.

Colosso?

Colosso, wait, if you guys are up here,
then who's downstairs watching him?

Don't worry about Colosso. He's happy
about the wedding.

You told him about the wedding?

Yeah, he regrets what happened and said
Mom and Dad deserve happiness.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes!

I'm here to renew my vows to always
destroy Thunderman's wedding!

This is bad.

Colossus on the loose, yo!

Okay,

we're running out of time to find
Colossus before the wedding.

Aha! You found him? No, I found the TV
remote.

Welcome home, old friend.

Relax, focus. It's going to be your
fault if Colossus ruins this wedding

did the last one. No way. Last time,
Colossus had the analyzer.

a new security system for the Analyzer.
It was last year's anniversary gift from

us. Along with that vase I made them
that they will treasure forever.

Okay, good. He hasn't gotten to it.

Not yet.

All right, close the thing back up.

Um... I think I closed it.

Denying you access was also a part of
last year's anniversary gift.

Yeah.

We tried.

Now let's thaw this thing out and watch
some TV.

But can I say that really quick? Yeah,
sure.

if you fit into a tux from 20 years ago,
I'd marry you again no matter what you

wear. This is not about your love and
support, Barb.

It's a battle between me and that tux
and I am gonna win.

Didn't you once lose 10 pounds in sweat
battling that supervillain near the

surface of the sun? Oh, it's a great
idea!

I'll be back before...

playing hide -and -seek.

Okay, we've officially searched the
entire house. It's like Colossal

disappeared. Maybe we should just tell
Mom and Dad what happened and cancel the

wedding. No, we're not doing that.

You know, this never would have happened
if you'd have just included me.

Max, I didn't include you because you
always ruin things.

Okay, yes, I might ruin things, but I
always fix them. It's all part of the

Maxifying process.

Okay, fine, fix this and make sure
Colossal doesn't destroy this wedding. I

will.

by letting Colosso destroy the wedding.

I guarantee this might work.

This is weird.

The wedding's already started and
Colosso still hasn't shown up yet.

Hope he hurries. I want to try that
carrot cake you guys got.

We thought you guys bought it.

I don't know who bought it.

I do!

Colosso! That's right!

And now, to turn your parents into...

He'll just let you sign the card for me.

Quiet down, you filthy animals.

We've got a wedding to start.

Here come the dopes. I'll turn them into
goats.

Hey, the music started.

Sorry, I had to take a shower after the
sun. I got space dust in my crater.

fit in your jacket.

It's the moment of truth.

Thunderducks, you are the last thing
standing between me and my wife's love.

I told you I didn't care.

see what surprises the kids have for us.

A petting zoo?

Not quite what I was picturing, but I'll
try to keep an open mind.

It wasn't that much of a stretch. You've
seen to me dinner.

Chloe, go back inside.

We've got a wedding crasher.

Thanks, Barb.

I now pronounce you Mr.

and Mrs.

Thundergoat.

and you're even more beautiful than you
were on our first wedding day.

That was a goat, but thank you.

Your children are still animals.

Right, the kids.

Mom, Dad, we are so sorry. We really
wanted you guys to have a nice wedding.

Are you kidding? This is amazing.

And that mashed potato bar is delicious.

This really is the wedding of our
dreams.

Well, then, I guess you guys should
thank Max.

He's the reason for all this weirdness
and destruction.

Yeah. I'm Maxified to wedding!

Well, who's ready to get married? Oh, I
am.

But, uh, who's gonna perform the
ceremony?

Oops. Looks like we forgot that little
detail.

Hey, Adam, I know someone who could do
it. Justin Timberlake?

That desperate, eh?

Absolutely not.

I now pronounce you Thunderman and
Superwife.

You may not kiss the bride because
nobody wants to see that.

Sounds like work. Just hand the card for
me.

She's having fun.

We'll tell her later.