All language subtitles for Tales Of The Unexpected s06e06 wheres your sense of humour

You see, George has had to go to his
mother's, so if you hadn't offered,

be nobody to fetch Peggy from the
airport.

Do you mind, Frank?

No, not at all.

Heathrow, here I come.

Bye -bye, darling. Bye, darling.

Don't rush.

Lunch won't be ready till one.

Can I do anything to help, Julie?

Should I do the salad?

Oh,

use marjoram!

Marjoram?

Cucumber.

Cucumber. Julie!

There's no letter.

It's a Greek salad.

It's a Greek salad?

How shall I do it?

No, you get the lamb in.

I may not have your finesse, but I do
get there.

Eventually.

Did you phone about Peggy's play?

She left Edinburgh on time.

Do you use some Greek cheese?

Please.

For Peggy?

My little sister's down to 13 stone now.
Those tablets are a great help.

Anyway, I crumble the trees into the
dressing if you can have it or not.

How did Frank's interview go?

Well, he's playing dumb.

I think you won't get it, you know,
Frank, but I think he stands a very good

chance.

When did George get back to his mother?

George!

You idiot!

Your face was better than anything in
Hitchcock.

You like my pièce de résistance?

Isn't it gruesome?

It's a giveaway for ten packets of my
new product, Horror Crisps. You want to

try it on?

Go away, George.

That wasn't very clever.

I might have killed you. No, no, I had
my eye on the knife all the time.

It added piquancy to the joke. A joke?

Oh, come on, Laura.

Where's your sense of humour?

Your husband may be going to be
marketing manager dairy product, while

talent unrecognized, remain a humble
brand manager. But my horror crisps will

sweep the children's market, terrorizing
all opposition.

Is that it for today, George?

Can I relax?

You can relax, Laura.

I can relax. What are you planning?

Nothing. The emphasis was all in your
suspicious mind.

You promised not to do anything to
Peggy. I wouldn't do anything nasty to

Peggy.

Get us a drink, funny man.

Your pleasure, Mrs. Parker.

Campari and soda.

Just Campari and soda, George, please.

Oh, I never tamper with anything as
serious as drink, love.

Last of the summer ouzo, darling.

George.

Cigarette, darling? I don't want one,
neither do you.

Just two puffs. Do my cough good.

Put it out when it's halfway.

naughty. That's nice.

Yours, I think.

Is there anything else?

No, thank you. Sit down and relax.

We invite you to your new normal work.

Not there.

Why not? That's Peggy's chair. The
seating's all arranged. Oh, it's all

can get up and kick up. No!

Lunch at the Funhouse.

What's next on the menu? Now, look what
you've done.

Look what I've done?

You've no idea how long I spent trying
to get the dowels just right. It was

exactly designed for her to wait so that
she would go, I'll never fix it in

time. Good.

Oh, Laura, don't be nasty.

Me?

You... You asked him not to play one of
his asinine jokes on Peggy. You know how

sensitive she is about her weight. I
know, I know, but that's nothing.

I give up, Julie, I really do.

Where's your sense of humour?

My sense of humour is perfectly all
right. I just don't find this funny. I

it cruel and childish.

One of these days, one of your jokes is
going to go wrong, George.

Put the chair inside it, Georgie.

There's another one from the other room.

Hello, 6205.

Hello, darling. It's me. Darling.

Are you ready to give the dinner party
of the year?

When?

Oh, Frank, don't tell me tonight.

You guessed.

No, it's Jack Stein, vice president of
Europe, and his wife. They're staying on

an extra day, and I wondered... What
time?

Eight for 8 .30.

Fine. Okay.

Wonderful. I know.

Bye -bye, musketeer.

Tiny's lovely.

Is Julie there?

Laura, I told you never to phone me at
all. Please, George, this is urgent.

Laura.

Jack, stop.

God.

Tonight.

I got the letter of what?

Look, do you know what we've given
before?

Have you gone... Buddy, come and have a
look.

Have you gone... Have you gone find some
really nice... Avocados.

New York, New York. Here I come.

Hi, Mummy. It's my football book.

Where you left it?

Under the bed.

06205. Mrs. Parker?

Yes? Mr.

Stans, London Secretary.

I'm terribly sorry, but he's been called
to an emergency meeting in Brussels.

Your husband's taking him to Heathrow.

I am sorry it's such short notice,
but... Oh, well, I'm sure it can't be

Thank you for phoning.

Bye.

Go to sleep.

Read. Do what you like.

It's my time now.

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

You should have got one.

Darling! I'm in here!

Darling? Oh!

This is Jack and Barbara Stein.

Who do you think?

George. Oh, Lord, don't.

That was no joke. That was malicious.

Stein's understood.

Yes, they thought I was an idiot, being
taken in like that. Oh, come on. The

takeaway wasn't bad. It was cold.

They didn't eat any of it. I was so
upset I didn't know what I was saying

the time. They must have thought I was a
scatterbrained loony.

Don't phone.

He's only trying to get his own back for
that stupid chair. He's jealous of you.

He's trying to ruin your career.

Don't. phone that's what he wants laura
don't you see he wants you to phone he

wants to hear you crying and upset why
you know he'll only say where's your

sense of humor don't give him the
satisfaction if we don't react it hasn't

worked don't you see

great time with Jack and Barbara.

There's a funny thing. Laura had a fake
phone call to say they weren't coming,

but she had the meat in the oven, so she
thought, what the hell?

Wasn't that fortunate.

Hello, 6205.

Oh, hello, Mrs. Parker.

It's Carol.

Mr. Parker asked me to tell you there'll
be two people from Brussels coming to

dinner tonight.

Oh, news of my Chinese takeaways must be
spreading far.

I beg your pardon?

Is this a joke?

Joke? Is he there?

No, I'm sorry, Mrs. Parker. He's out of
the office all day.

He did try and ring you.

I've been out all morning.

I'm sorry, Carol. I'm just a bit
paranoid at the moment or something.

At what time are they coming?

Oh, hello.

It's nice.

Did someone tell you? Of course someone
told me.

Where are they?

They're the people from Brussels.

I had a phone call from Carol.

Right.

No. All right, Caroline.

Don't worry. Yes.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Someone left a note on her desk while
she was out at lunch.

I thought she'd spoken to you. No.

What did you mean?

What?

You said, did someone tell me? Tell me
what?

I didn't get it.

The job.

I thought all this was to cheer me up.
Oh, darling. No, no, no, I'm a bit

disappointed, that's all.

I'll get you a drink.

That was George.

That evening.

You know what the Americans are like.

Assess the home background, the wife.

Do they match up to the corporate image?

That was an interview.

I failed because of him.

You're exaggerating. Am I? It might have
made a difference.

It might have made the difference. No,
you don't know that. Neither do you.

It's all right.

I'm not going to phone him.

Why don't you use it when I'm awake?

Oh, no.

It's all right. If you're just finally
packed in, why go all that way to the

laundrette?

Well... Look, here are the keys.

There's an ulterior motive.

Go on.

Keep an eye on George.

Oh, just think that he's eating
properly, that there's something in the

and nothing in the cigarette box.

That he's all right.

Julie, he's not a child.

Look, he just doesn't look after himself
when I'm not here, and I shall worry,

please. Please, Laura.

This may come as something of a shock to
you, Julie, but George and I don't

exactly get on.

Oh, he thinks the world of you.

Does he?

Oh, I know what you think about his
jokes, and sometimes he does go a bit

but you like him, don't you? I mean,
nobody could dislike George.

I think you really believe that.

Of course I believe it.

Julie, I love you dearly, but I'd really
rather go to the laundrette.

nearly forgot.

The old teddy bear.

Beth and I used to quarrel over him when
we were kids.

I thought I'd take him to Edinburgh if I
had a new baby.

Where's your sense of humour?

What? George.

Oh, that's not George. It's been wonky
for ages.

No.

Here.

Give me a screwdriver.

Oh, Stu.

You should have fixed it. He's always so
busy.

I think the threads are gone.

No, it's all right.

All right.

I'll pop in while you're away.

Oh, you are not... Oh,

sorry.

I thought you were gone.

With my car outside?

All right.

Thank you. They're for Julie.

You can tell her the truth.

You can put them in water.

She might think they're from you.

Your words are like a whip. Is there no
hope then? None whatsoever, I'm afraid,

George.

And why did you come here so early?

For a woman with kids, it is early.

You knew I was here.

The other night you came in.

I promised Julie I'd look after you.

So you said.

I reckon you must fancy me.

That's the only conclusion I can
possibly reach.

Do you fancy me, Laura?

It's not the word I would use, George.

You're supposed to tell me not to smoke
or you report me to Julie. You can smoke

yourself to death as far as I'm
concerned.

Oh, look what I've found.

Are you meeting Julie at the airport?

No. How can I when she doesn't know what
shuttle she's getting?

It will be nice to see Peggy again.

Peggy?

Julie didn't tell me Peggy was coming
down.

Surprised, was it?

Julie was planning to surprise me, was
she?

Oh, I'm fine, fine, thanks.

I'll just get him for you.

Bob. Yes.

Hello, Bob.

That's right, 200 cases.

Yes, you were quite right to check.

Yes, yes, OK. I'll see you Thursday,
Bob. Bye.

Bye.

Are you expecting a call?

No.

I just thought Julie might phone at all.

Would you like anything with your cold
phone?

How you doing? Cold one today, eh?

Come on, Debbie!

Waiting, waiting!

Stop running! I'm not parking it!

Well,

travel news before that. There are
roadworks on the A23 Streatham High Road

junction with Sunnyhill Road.

Why? What's happened?

Yes,

yes.

Yes, I will. Don't you worry, love.

Don't you worry.

Frank.

Frank!

Frank!

Go after breakfast.

After 20 minutes, that's all.

It's on the table!

Heart attack.

The company doctor would have picked
that up.

after he saw him. Maybe it's one of his
little games. Yes, of course it is. I

know, I know. I just promised I'd go
over, that's all. Go on, then.

Come with me. Laura, I've got a nine o
'clock appointment. Please, Frank. Sally

will come across. She'll see to the
case. I'll see you.

You bloody hopeless...

Come on, George!

Joke's over!

No! The fella!

George?

George!

George?

George, are you in there?

Don't come in.

George?

George?

Don't look.

Must have been his heart.

He was trying to fix that stupid chair.

He always said...

None of these jokes would go wrong.