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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:29,880 Morning. Morning. 2 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,260 She's closed. 3 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,580 Morale is open. Why don't you go there? 4 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:39,870 But only on commission if it sells. 5 00:01:40,470 --> 00:01:41,770 That's no use to me. 6 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,630 No one really needs the money. 7 00:01:45,130 --> 00:01:46,130 As always. 8 00:01:47,070 --> 00:01:48,070 Don't you? 9 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:51,210 I don't. That's why I never argue with Madame Legrue. 10 00:01:58,490 --> 00:01:59,490 Shit! 11 00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:01,010 Edward! 12 00:02:06,380 --> 00:02:07,900 I can't see any price tag, Martha. 13 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,160 English spoken? 14 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:15,300 When look, genuine works of art hand -painted on high -quality canvas by 15 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:18,180 French artists for reasonable prices. 16 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,860 Edward, those kids. 17 00:02:22,980 --> 00:02:25,960 Can't you just see them peeking across our living room? 18 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:29,120 No. No, I can't, Martha. 19 00:02:29,460 --> 00:02:31,740 I swear, you got no soul. 20 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:33,700 No soul at all. 21 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:45,680 She's here. 22 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,280 It's open now, dear. 23 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,540 And we do have time. 24 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:08,980 You're too proud, Henri. 25 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,060 Can't afford that. 26 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,580 Old agruno's. 27 00:03:13,580 --> 00:03:15,080 Falls in your court, baby. 28 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,560 No, I cannot sell my soul today. 29 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:20,440 I refuse, absolutely. 30 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 All right. 31 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:23,580 Starve. Yeah. 32 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:26,840 No. 33 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:29,160 2 ,000 francs, madam. 34 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,520 How much? 35 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:31,880 Oh, yes. 36 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:37,160 475 dollars. It's a gift. Oh, Edward. 37 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,220 I sell at no profit at all. 38 00:03:40,780 --> 00:03:42,620 Shall I say what I paid for it? 39 00:03:43,130 --> 00:03:47,530 1 ,800 francs. And with the overheads, they're in Montmartre. 40 00:03:48,450 --> 00:03:51,770 But you know, with this artist, you cannot bargain. 41 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:54,730 He dictates to me. 42 00:03:57,330 --> 00:03:59,050 One's always a slave of genius. 43 00:04:01,690 --> 00:04:03,790 Yeah, well, I don't know. 44 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:11,430 You make a good investment. 45 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,840 And also you encourage the artist. 46 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:15,300 One moment. 47 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,500 Thank you very much. And thank you. 48 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,240 Goodbye. Goodbye. Thank you. Have a nice day. 49 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:23,480 Oh, thank you. Goodbye. 50 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:24,760 Thank you. Goodbye. 51 00:04:26,740 --> 00:04:27,800 Come in. 52 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,400 Upstairs. 53 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:40,400 Your kittens don't sell. 54 00:04:40,970 --> 00:04:41,970 But they do. 55 00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:46,470 Those mercenaries... Only because I gave your picture away to make room for more 56 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:47,470 popular subjects. 57 00:04:48,650 --> 00:04:50,610 Now, I'm ready. 58 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:52,290 Are you? 59 00:04:53,130 --> 00:04:54,130 Mm -hmm. 60 00:04:55,810 --> 00:05:02,470 But remember, if you ask one franc more than I've written here, I shall 61 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:03,730 not buy your picture. 62 00:05:05,170 --> 00:05:07,510 Look to me, you dashed it off in half an hour. 63 00:05:07,910 --> 00:05:09,490 Oh, look, you must be joking. 64 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:12,560 You really enjoy this, don't you? 65 00:05:13,340 --> 00:05:14,340 Naturally. 66 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,040 It's my living. 67 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:18,260 And yours. 68 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:22,960 But you artists have such inflated ideas about your own worth. 69 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:27,320 I know what I'm prepared to pay. It's here. 70 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,660 Ask for too much, no deal. Oh, come on. 71 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:37,960 Ask for too little, and I'll buy the price you have named. 72 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:39,340 I know that. 73 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,820 I like everything to be quite clear. 74 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,640 The ball is in your court, my dear. 75 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:53,840 Let's say... 400 and... No, wait. 76 00:05:55,540 --> 00:06:01,580 300 and... 300 francs. 77 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:08,380 No, you overpriced yourself. 78 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:15,340 100 francs? 79 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,800 That's all it's worth to me. 80 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:49,840 Good morning. 81 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,040 Drank already? 82 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,920 He's going to Madame Lagroule. 83 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,280 I won't ask much this time. 84 00:07:28,479 --> 00:07:29,479 Okay? Done. 85 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:34,700 In the end, everyone learns. 86 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:37,540 Right. 87 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Thanks for nothing. 88 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,560 You don't want to know what I would have fed for the clown? 89 00:07:46,980 --> 00:07:48,600 No. Yes, you do. 90 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:52,140 Everyone does. 91 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:56,470 thousand friends. 92 00:08:47,719 --> 00:08:48,840 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 93 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:54,020 Look at you. 94 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,100 You'll catch your death. 95 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,320 Sounds good. 96 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,020 When did you last eat? 97 00:09:07,260 --> 00:09:08,260 I had a big lunch. 98 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,340 Liar. 99 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:11,840 Hey, hey, hey. 100 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,640 You despise yourself, don't you? It is my drink. 101 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:18,220 I watched you stare today, night after night, killing yourself with this stuff. 102 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:22,620 How old are you? 103 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,120 What's the idea? 104 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,900 You've sold out for Madame Le Creux, haven't you? 105 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,660 She's the Pope, Catherine. 106 00:09:45,939 --> 00:09:47,620 No. I meant you. 107 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,080 Stupid. 108 00:10:25,930 --> 00:10:28,090 Hmm. Hello, Graham. 109 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:31,790 Graham. 110 00:10:32,490 --> 00:10:34,310 Can't you see it yet? 111 00:10:36,030 --> 00:10:37,350 No. 112 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:40,210 Graham. 113 00:10:44,430 --> 00:10:45,750 No, 114 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:48,690 Graham. 115 00:10:50,110 --> 00:10:51,430 Graham. 116 00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:53,210 Graham. 117 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:54,850 Graham. 118 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:56,740 McQueen. 119 00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:14,130 She hates me. 120 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,490 Well? 121 00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:26,090 What do you think? 122 00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:29,490 Why did you ask about a real time escape? 123 00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:31,530 On the plot. 124 00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:34,370 Don't have to. This is what sells. 125 00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:35,489 For how much? 126 00:12:35,490 --> 00:12:36,830 I told you, 400 francs. 127 00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:39,390 That's what I always get from Madame Legrue. 128 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,510 I never argue. 129 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,120 You should. 130 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,260 You are going to pay the rubbish. 131 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,359 It's not rubbish. 132 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,079 It's garbage. 133 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,460 Rubbish for money. 134 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,580 Then get money. 135 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:53,100 Next time, I'll double. 136 00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:55,980 What? 137 00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:58,180 You're crazy. 138 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:03,840 I'll double. 139 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:39,140 Oh, you, the kept man. 140 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:40,620 What? 141 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,620 Aren't you living with that Fatima creature? 142 00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:47,140 Listen, don't you start bidding nude. 143 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:50,220 I never buy nude, and I never sell them. 144 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,300 I love dirty pictures. 145 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,920 Don't forget, never bring me a nude. 146 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:02,080 No, no, no, that's another landscape, madam. 147 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,640 All right. 148 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:08,480 Upstairs. No, before we go up to the office, I'd just like to say I've been 149 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,180 taking my paintings for two years now, and with inflation, 150 00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:15,320 cost of living... Don't you imagine you'll get my money because you're 151 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,540 with that... How does she call herself? 152 00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:19,679 A model? 153 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:20,680 What's that got to do with it? 154 00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:25,240 Remember, Mackenzie, the ball is in your court. 155 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,300 McGrew, I would like 800 francs for this painting. 800. 156 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,840 It's a lovely piece of work. 157 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,700 In fact, it can even be improved. 158 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,760 I'll show you where it really belongs. 159 00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:05,510 Money, money, money, money. 160 00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:08,970 Money, money, money, money, money. 161 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:13,010 Oh, lights are on. 162 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:15,530 Someone's home. 163 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:18,390 There she is. 164 00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:24,950 Now, if you are going to paint garbage for money, you've got to get the money. 165 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:28,390 And you've got to get double the money, double the money. 166 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:30,430 Thank you. 167 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:32,550 Of course. 168 00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:35,460 Mrs. Legrue gave me so much. 169 00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:39,160 I don't even have to do this stuff anymore. 170 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,060 I mean, real, real answers. 171 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:45,340 Liar! 172 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,680 Of course I'm a liar. 173 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,880 What do you expect, huh? 174 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,480 And you are an imbecile. 175 00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:19,900 I'm not arguing. 176 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,080 I'm going to have this baby, okay? 177 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:24,880 We both are. 178 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:29,700 All right, you want a baby, you have a baby. I'm telling you! 179 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,100 It's yours! 180 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,200 Your child! 181 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,160 My child? 182 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,380 Oh, I'm sorry. 183 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,080 You're having a baby. 184 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,360 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 185 00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:43,960 Oh, that's nice. 186 00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:51,860 There's no money. 187 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Son. 188 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,400 Son. 189 00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:58,580 We must get married. 190 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:03,760 Because no child of mine is going to grow up without a father and a mother 191 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,319 nice house to grow up in and live in. 192 00:17:07,619 --> 00:17:10,960 Besides, I love you. 193 00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,420 A house. 194 00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:14,079 Yes. 195 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:17,040 But not here. Back where I come from. In Algeria. 196 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:21,130 Yeah. Where he will get a son and have a... Relations like my uncle and aunt 197 00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:24,390 and... You know, they were in a cafe. They'd give anything for me to go back 198 00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:25,390 help them. You want to drink, you mean? 199 00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:28,750 No, no, no. Meanwhile, you can paint. Yes, I'll paint and we'll make millions 200 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,030 dollars and we'll be famous. Simple. 201 00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:34,390 Look, Legrue does not buy nudes. 202 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,450 She'll buy this one. 203 00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:39,870 She hates them. She absolutely hates them. It's an obsession with her. 204 00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:42,870 Saints. 205 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,440 All right, Countess. 206 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,100 Here you are. 207 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,560 Campaign. 208 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,820 You know, when I feel free. 209 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,800 You will be. 210 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:38,620 What are you doing that for? You look gorgeous. 211 00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:41,540 Thank you, Queen. 212 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:06,740 How dare you? 213 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,380 Get out. I don't do business with your kind. 214 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,460 You'll do business with me? 215 00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:16,520 I'm doing you a favor, La Grue. I could have taken thee to Forel. See? 216 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:20,540 If I'm not with you, then I know you can't refuse to do it. 217 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:25,799 Come on. 218 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,800 I'm not with you. 219 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,520 I'm not with you. 220 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:33,940 Only a whore. 221 00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:35,730 would afford for a picture like this. 222 00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:40,130 Anyone can do that. 223 00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:43,630 Get out of that chair. 224 00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:44,970 I will. 225 00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:46,870 When you have bought that picture. 226 00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:50,330 Buy it. I will not. Don't touch it. 227 00:19:53,370 --> 00:20:00,350 Don't touch it. Don't you imagine I'm going to buy this obscenity. 228 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:01,890 If you don't, Florelle will buy it. 229 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,280 And he will put it in the middle of its window so everyone in Montmartre can see 230 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:09,320 it. Then everyone in Paris. Then all the American tourists. Because I will 231 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,040 instruct Blauhael not to sell for at least a year. 232 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,200 Take it over, Lacroix. 233 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,000 Thank you very carefully. 234 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,660 Oh, Blackmailer. 235 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,300 That's what it is. Blame Blackmailer. 236 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,440 Yes. 237 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:27,260 Anyway. 238 00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:30,500 When you have bought it, you can destroy it. 239 00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:42,030 The ball is in your court. 240 00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:44,650 I've done what you do. 241 00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:48,250 I've returned it here. 242 00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:54,390 You get just the one chance in this game. 243 00:20:55,510 --> 00:20:56,510 As you know. 244 00:20:57,110 --> 00:20:59,810 After all, you invented it, didn't you? 245 00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:02,470 Everyone knows the way you destroy artists. 246 00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,130 Take your grave, Mackenzie. Bury yourself. 247 00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:08,030 But now... 248 00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:11,930 And it's your turn to know how it feels. 249 00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:17,750 What do you bid for my body? 250 00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:20,430 Your face? 251 00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:29,230 How much are you after? 252 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,110 I'll give you a broad idea, okay? 253 00:21:34,350 --> 00:21:36,030 My man and I are moving to Algeria. 254 00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:39,350 We'll need, uh... 255 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:44,940 Travel, money, tickets, trunks, 256 00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:47,520 a moped. 257 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,860 You want to buy a small house there? 258 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,100 A house? 259 00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:56,900 I certainly will not. 260 00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:58,640 But shall I display your picture? 261 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:03,580 Everyone will hear about you and know what a greedy hypocrite you have been 262 00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:04,580 your life. 263 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:08,120 Your business will suffer and you will be a laughing stock. 264 00:22:15,790 --> 00:22:19,850 They'll need a little extra to put in the bank, like respectable people do, so 265 00:22:19,850 --> 00:22:22,570 that Mackenzie never has to sell himself cheap again. 266 00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:24,670 Just sell it up. It won't take you long. 267 00:22:30,090 --> 00:22:33,530 A hundred thousand francs for the house. 268 00:22:33,790 --> 00:22:35,290 With a studio for Mackenzie. 269 00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:40,030 A hundred and fifty thousand francs for the house and the studio. 270 00:22:40,350 --> 00:22:41,590 Keep digging, Lacroix. 271 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,190 It's to save your business. 272 00:22:45,610 --> 00:22:46,610 And your faith. 273 00:22:48,470 --> 00:22:49,470 All right. 274 00:22:50,110 --> 00:22:52,890 50 ,000 more to put in the bank. 275 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:56,370 Oh, come on, Leslie. You've made millions of francs in your time in just 276 00:22:56,370 --> 00:22:58,350 way. You can afford it and not even nothing. 277 00:22:59,070 --> 00:23:00,070 Let me choose. 278 00:23:00,390 --> 00:23:01,690 Go on. 279 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:04,650 Three. 280 00:23:05,590 --> 00:23:08,470 Three hundred thousand francs. Come on. 281 00:23:08,730 --> 00:23:10,990 Four hundred thousand francs. 282 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,540 Ah, the boys haven't fainted. 283 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,720 Drive on. One moment. 284 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:16,760 What am I doing? 285 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,460 What is? You've got the cash. Drive on. 286 00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:20,860 For you. 287 00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:23,980 So you can see what we would have expected. 18024