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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:53,700 Easy, 2 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,320 easy. 3 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:46,200 Thought the war was over. 4 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:49,320 Bloody Jews. 5 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,540 Bloody Arabs. Stop shooting each other. 6 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,700 Inspectable people like you and I can get on with earning our livings. 7 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,680 How are you feeling? 8 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,540 Oh, I'll live. 9 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:06,900 Fever's going down now. 10 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,639 There's no clue when the storm breaks. 11 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,280 Listen, this is your last pill, you know. 12 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:15,700 Were the crew knocked off? 13 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:16,920 No, not yet. 14 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:19,420 What the bloody hell are you doing here? 15 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,080 Well, I came to see if you needed anything. 16 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,960 I can nurse myself through a bout in an area. I've been doing it for years. 17 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,320 You go back up there and watch them. 18 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:30,140 If they find anything unusual, they'll steal it. 19 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:33,840 If they can't steal it, they'll tell somebody about it. 20 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:36,940 You get up and watch them. 21 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,480 They could be robbing us blind right now. 22 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:44,950 Go on. 23 00:03:02,210 --> 00:03:07,210 This is good, Hassan. Very good. 24 00:03:07,630 --> 00:03:10,210 Tell them to remove this stone. Out the way. 25 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,830 Very gently. We don't want it to crack or splinter. 26 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:24,070 Come on. 27 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:36,110 The ladder. Catch 28 00:03:36,110 --> 00:03:37,110 the ladder. 29 00:03:51,570 --> 00:03:52,850 A cigarette. 30 00:03:53,610 --> 00:03:54,690 For the boys. 31 00:03:54,990 --> 00:03:55,990 Yeah? 32 00:03:56,350 --> 00:03:57,350 Go on. 33 00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:02,710 I have found just the most incredible statue you have ever seen. The detail. 34 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:05,430 You've never dreamt of anything like it. 35 00:06:07,330 --> 00:06:08,890 She is beautiful. 36 00:06:11,850 --> 00:06:12,850 Oh, yes. 37 00:06:13,230 --> 00:06:14,510 A statue, yes. 38 00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:18,850 Anybody else see it? No. 39 00:06:20,650 --> 00:06:24,430 Look at that crafty sod hat there. I went down there alone. 40 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:28,500 Where are the boys now? 41 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:29,960 I dismissed them. 42 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:31,800 Good lad. 43 00:06:34,380 --> 00:06:36,400 You're beginning to learn. Thank you very much. 44 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:07,510 in here, sir. 45 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:08,630 Dry as a bone. 46 00:07:13,790 --> 00:07:15,310 How old do you reckon she is? 47 00:07:17,350 --> 00:07:19,890 You've got no idea how old this might be, son. 48 00:07:25,850 --> 00:07:26,990 It doesn't look Greek. 49 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:53,820 This is worth... This is worth the 30 years I've been grabbing around in this 50 00:07:53,820 --> 00:07:54,820 business. 51 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:59,280 This is the treasure hunter's dream. 52 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,380 The bonanza! 53 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,060 I'm talking about six figures, son. 54 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:08,440 No questions asked, if we can get to the right people. 55 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:11,580 No mention of our names, ever. 56 00:08:26,510 --> 00:08:28,410 We'll split it down the middle, 50 -50. 57 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:33,530 That is, if we can... Smuggle her out of the country. 58 00:08:34,130 --> 00:08:35,130 That's right. 59 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,789 No other way to cut it, is there? 60 00:08:37,590 --> 00:08:41,289 And don't give me all that stuff about this nation's cultural heritage. 61 00:08:41,909 --> 00:08:43,570 She does belong to these people, you know. 62 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:45,710 We could go through the proper channels. 63 00:08:46,450 --> 00:08:48,410 Apply for an export license. Come on. 64 00:08:49,350 --> 00:08:55,130 You know what the officials are like in this country. It's all... We did the 65 00:08:55,130 --> 00:08:56,130 work. 66 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:57,880 We found it. 67 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:00,960 And if anybody's going to make a profit out of it, it's going to be me. 68 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:05,840 As a matter of strict record, old chap, I was the one who found it, remember? 69 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:09,060 Yeah, well, that's why I said 50 -50, wasn't it? 70 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:11,580 I don't know. 71 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,020 You want to pass up the chance of a fortune? 72 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,220 Get this thing out of here. 73 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:48,800 Tanner? 74 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:53,040 We are going to get involved in this. Are you absolutely certain of her age 75 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,040 value? 76 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,280 Listen, son. 77 00:09:55,910 --> 00:09:57,690 Lots of people question my morals. 78 00:09:57,970 --> 00:10:00,930 Nobody in this business ever doubted my expertise. 79 00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:03,950 That thing's worth whatever somebody will pay for it. 80 00:10:04,430 --> 00:10:05,630 Leave that part to me. 81 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,190 What have you got to do? 82 00:10:07,550 --> 00:10:09,610 Help me get it out of the country. Where are we going? 83 00:10:10,130 --> 00:10:11,370 Israel. That's the first stop. 84 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:12,570 Well, how are we going to get her there? 85 00:10:13,150 --> 00:10:14,710 Well, that's what we're going to find out, isn't it? 86 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:22,170 What do we do? 87 00:10:23,050 --> 00:10:24,050 We take the truck. 88 00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:26,270 Turn that light on, would you, sir? 89 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:31,010 Take the truck, follow the shoreline all the way down here till we get to Iron 90 00:10:31,010 --> 00:10:32,010 Hats about there. 91 00:10:32,490 --> 00:10:33,309 Where's that light? 92 00:10:33,310 --> 00:10:34,310 There. 93 00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:39,710 Now, we skirt that, we go about 15 miles further south. There's a little road 94 00:10:39,710 --> 00:10:40,710 just here. 95 00:10:41,630 --> 00:10:45,310 We ought to be able to get over the border there without too many awkward 96 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:46,310 questions being asked. 97 00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:48,189 All right? 98 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,190 Right. 99 00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:57,900 Yeah, just bring what you need, son, nothing else. 100 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,120 My God, she's heavy. 101 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,800 Not as heavy as I thought it'd be. 102 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:17,880 What do you think she's made of? 103 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,160 Who cares? 104 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,600 Mind the edge of that hoe! 105 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:24,440 Here she comes. 106 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:56,970 Steady. Careful. 107 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:02,750 In the middle there. 108 00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:08,170 Right. Steady. 109 00:12:08,690 --> 00:12:09,690 Steady. 110 00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:17,630 Careful. Here it comes. 111 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:21,970 Here, give this over it. 112 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Get in the cab. 113 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,580 Right. 114 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,319 We're over. 115 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,380 You're not well enough to... 116 00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:22,240 Listen, Tanner, I've been thinking. 117 00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:25,140 Spare me. This is all wrong. 118 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,200 Yeah, we're very naughty boys, Miller. 119 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:30,980 It's the money, isn't it? 120 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:35,040 That's all your interest is in. No, not just the money. 121 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:39,320 This is the justification of my entire life. 122 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:47,480 Thirty years of scheming, dreaming, never really believing anything 123 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,520 like that had come my way, and now it has. 124 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:57,260 That old crook Tanner and his boy have brought off the big one. 125 00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:59,720 Five to the century. 126 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,800 But this way, even if we do get away with it, who's ever going to know? 127 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,040 We will. 128 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,520 And we'll have hard, sweet cash to prove it. 129 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:12,940 He wants us to stop. 130 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:16,220 Do you want to kill him? 131 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,300 Yeah, teach him a lesson, won't you? 132 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,220 You're crazy! 133 00:14:35,930 --> 00:14:36,930 Papers. 134 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:43,170 Where are you going? 135 00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:44,810 Upper Malab. 136 00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:47,030 Permit. It's in there. 137 00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:52,730 What are you carrying? 138 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,570 Equipment. No, you show me, please. 139 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,400 Open up. 140 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:21,940 Yeah. 141 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:30,480 Get him off the road. 142 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,160 Why did you do that? 143 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,980 Get him off the road! 144 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,200 We can't just leave him here. 145 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:54,860 Why not? 146 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:57,040 Well, he's dying. 147 00:15:57,780 --> 00:15:58,780 So? 148 00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:00,620 Look, I draw the line at murder. 149 00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:02,240 Well, I don't. 150 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,420 I'm getting out of here. 151 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,400 Get over. You drive. 152 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,440 This man. 153 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,620 We could have tried to bribe him. 154 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,560 You had no reason to hit him. Drive. Just drive. 155 00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:27,990 Whiskey and malaria. 156 00:17:28,970 --> 00:17:30,750 Well done, Tanner. Terrific combination. 157 00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:36,970 You just concentrate on the driving, son. 158 00:17:57,770 --> 00:18:00,170 Providence. No, providence. Providence. 159 00:18:02,610 --> 00:18:06,050 Well... Right, collector. 160 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,790 Don't worry about providence. 161 00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:30,850 Just don't make me do something I might regret, son. 162 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:47,310 What the hell's that? 163 00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:50,690 I thought you said there wasn't a border post here. 164 00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:53,430 Well, there wasn't. 165 00:18:53,950 --> 00:18:55,110 Not on the map, anyway. 166 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:10,770 Take it easy. 167 00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:13,590 Use that, and that'll cut us both to shreds. 168 00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:20,310 First time in my life I had a danger. 169 00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:28,410 What's the matter? 170 00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:29,510 Hey, Prince. 171 00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:38,670 Archaeologist. 172 00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:41,510 Yeah. So where do you think you're going? 173 00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:44,030 Beersheba. Home? 174 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,750 Upper Moab. 175 00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:47,570 What are you carrying into Israel? 176 00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:49,350 Nothing. 177 00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:50,670 Uh -huh. 178 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:57,010 Don't be ridiculous, man. Do you want to get us both killed? She's mine. Then 179 00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:59,870 put it away, for God's sake. You can't take her away from me. I'd rather die 180 00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:00,870 than give her up. 181 00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:17,460 We'll come past. 182 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:24,460 What do we do now? 183 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:26,840 Let's get up before he changes his mind. 184 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:41,920 Stop the truck. What? 185 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,740 Stop the truck. I want to look back there. There's something wrong. We can't 186 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:45,740 stop here. 187 00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:47,210 Just stop it, Miller. 188 00:20:47,710 --> 00:20:48,710 Don't be ridiculous. 189 00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:51,710 We're only a hundred meters from the Israeli barricades. There's something 190 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,870 wrong. At this point, they can follow us from here. I tell you, there's nothing 191 00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:55,370 wrong. Get up! 192 00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:57,190 Move! 193 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:08,510 Pippin. Here we go again. 194 00:21:08,950 --> 00:21:10,170 We'll do our best not to bore you. 195 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:13,309 Archaeologist, huh? 196 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:14,310 Yeah. 197 00:21:14,630 --> 00:21:16,090 So why are you using the smuggler's route? 198 00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:18,170 Sorry? 199 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,770 What are you bringing into Israel? 200 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,530 Nothing. 201 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:23,950 We'll see. 202 00:21:24,190 --> 00:21:26,890 You realize if you enter Israel now, you'll not be permitted to re -enter 203 00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:29,790 Jordan? If I never see the place again, it'll be too soon. 204 00:21:31,070 --> 00:21:32,630 All the same, we'd better check your truck. 205 00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:33,850 Come. 206 00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:54,350 Something wrong? That's what I'm going to find out. 207 00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:09,630 It's stolen. 208 00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:14,330 They bloody stole it! 209 00:22:17,490 --> 00:22:18,490 China! 210 00:22:23,370 --> 00:22:24,369 I don't know how the tail gave. 211 00:22:24,370 --> 00:22:27,810 Bloody hell! He couldn't have done it by himself. 212 00:22:28,170 --> 00:22:29,570 Remember how much he weighed. 213 00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:31,890 Where has he gone? 214 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:33,150 God knows. 215 00:22:38,710 --> 00:22:39,710 That's right, 216 00:22:40,890 --> 00:22:41,890 Miller. 217 00:22:42,910 --> 00:22:43,910 God knows. 218 00:23:01,390 --> 00:23:02,430 Very nice what you brought us. 219 00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:04,610 As if we didn't have enough of our own already. 220 00:23:05,430 --> 00:23:07,230 All right, let's get him in the guardhouse. 221 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:08,970 Medic! 222 00:23:09,270 --> 00:23:10,270 Medic! 223 00:23:55,660 --> 00:23:56,800 Had to put your friend in a cell. 224 00:23:57,780 --> 00:23:58,780 Poor Bart. 225 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,840 Still they give him a shot to calm him down. 226 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:03,780 Religious fanatic, huh? 227 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,119 What's that? 228 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:09,200 He keeps raving about Lot's wife. 229 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,560 Lot's wife? 230 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:14,280 You know the Old Testament? 231 00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:18,980 The Lord gave Lot and his family time to escape before he destroyed the sinful 232 00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:21,860 city of Sodom and Gomorrah. On condition they didn't look back. 233 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:24,360 But Lot's wife, she did. 234 00:24:25,610 --> 00:24:27,470 She got turned into a pillar of salt. 235 00:24:31,210 --> 00:24:34,550 Hey, hey, by the way, what were you carrying in the truck? 236 00:24:35,650 --> 00:24:37,750 Would you believe Lot's wife? 237 00:24:39,550 --> 00:24:40,550 No. 15408