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? I'm going down
to south park?
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? Gonna have
myself a time?
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? Friendly faces
everywhere?
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? Humble folks
without temptation?
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? Going down
to south park?
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? Gonna leave my
woes behind?
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? Ample parking
day or night?
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? People spouting
"howdy neighbor"?
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? Headed on up
to south park?
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? Gonna see if
i can't unwind?
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? So come on down
to south park?
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? And meet some
friends of mine?
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Gentlemen, i understand you are here
to present both sides of an issue.
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I want to
hear you both out,
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And do this in a civil
and constructive manner,
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So that i can give you both the
time and attention you deserve.
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Jimbo, why don't
you begin?
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Mayor, it's about
the south park flag.
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Oh, jesus christ,
not this again.
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We cannot change
the south park flag, mayor!
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Mayor, as i've
said before
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I find that flag to be
racist and insensitive.
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Chef, i respect you
very much.
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But you have to understand
that this hasbeen
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The south park flag
since some of our ancestors,
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Like my great-Grandfather,
founded this land.
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That flag
represents a time
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When blacks were
persecuted by whites.
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How can a black man
not be bothered by it?
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Alright, chef, i'll have
my assistants hold up the flag,
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And you tell me what exactly
you find racist about it.
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You don't see anything
wrong with that flag!
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Chef, what about the baseball
team, the cleveland indians, huh?
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Should they change their name
because it's racist?
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Yeah.
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No, because it's
their history!
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Look, i have gone through
every quiet protest i could.
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I've written everyone,
i've put up signs.
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But now i'm telling you,
this flag will be changed!
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And i'm telling you
it won't!
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Oh boy.
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Okay, children,
in mr. Garrison's absence,
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I would like to turn the class's
attention to current issues.
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Some people think the south
park flag should be changed,
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While others believe that
changing the flag is wrong.
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I think this is a perfect
subject for your debate club!
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Aw!
Aw!
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I see that you've already had a lot
of interesting debates this year...
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Pro-Choice vs. Cartman,
pro-Gun control vs. Cartman,
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And people against the clubbing
of baby seals vs. Cartman.
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And apparently, the winner
of all your debates so far
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Has been-
Cartman.
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Thaaaaat's right!
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Cartman doesn't
always win!
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He just gets pissed off and goes
home, so we can't debate any more!
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Nu-Uh, i'm just a better
debater than you guys!
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You don't even know what you're
debating about half the time!
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Yes, i do!
No, you don't!
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Oh yeah? Well, screw
you guys, i'm going home!
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Told ya.
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Alright, children,
well unlike mr. Garrison,
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I want you all to go out and research
this debate beforewe pick teams.
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Tomorrow you will need
to choose which side
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Of this poignant debate
you are on.
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This is
about history, kids!
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If you don't have respect
for your past,
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Then you can
never expect to- Bird!
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Then you can never expect
to have a future.
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Nowadays, everyone wants
to change mascots and flags
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Because they're
not "politically correct",
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But where does
it end?
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I mean, people are
gonna start saying
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That the denver broncos
are offensive to horses!
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And then we'll have to-
Squirrel!
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And then we'll have
to change everything
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And pretty soon, all our
history will be forgotten.
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But toreallyunderstand the
south park flag's importance,
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You need to know about
south park's history.
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Ned here is
a big history buff,
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And he can tell you
the whole story, ned?
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In 1867, 14 pioneers
from the east coast
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Travelled across
the plains-
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Uh, that's okay, dude,
i think we got it.
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Yeah, we got it.
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You sure?
Yep.
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You boys go
make me proud now,
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And win that debate-
Chris peterson!
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Aaaghgh!
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Aw, dammit,
we missed him again!
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Sign up to join me
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As i march into
the mayor's office
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In protest of
the south park flag!
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You see that, children?
Nobody wants to get involved.
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Randy, sign up
to march with me
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Against the south park flag
on wednesday?
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Ooh, look, chef, you know
i'm not a racist, but, ah...
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I just don't really feel strongly
one way or another about the flag.
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Well, alright, marsh, you're
entitled to your own opinion.
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That's how it is
in this town.
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I haven't gotten one
signature on this damn sheet
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And i've been here
all day!
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We'll march
with you, chef.
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That's nice, but i need the
support of some registered voters!
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Hey mackey, sign up
to march on wednesday?
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Ooh, wednesday?
Wednesday's tough.
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I guess maybe i could do
something thursday afternoon.
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Alright, fudge it,
thursday!
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Anyone else
wanna go thursday?
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Thursday's no good,
we've got choir council.
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Oh yeah.
What about next sunday?
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Fine!
Next sunday!
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You mean during
the ball game?
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Yeah, we can't do sunday.
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Monday?
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Ooh, i can't do monday.
I could do tuesday.
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Yeah, tuesday
morning's good.
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You know what would be better
for me is saturday afternoon.
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Saturday is
perfect for me!
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Yeah, how about
saturday at 11:30?
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Yeah.
Sounds good. Okay.
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Yeah, i think
that's the best day.
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Okay, on saturday
we march!
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Ooh, march?
What are we marching for?
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To bring down
the south park flag!
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Oooh!
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See you later.
Marching's not for me.
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Well, i've counted all
your secret ballots, children
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And it looks like about half of
you think the flag should stay,
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And half think the flag
should be changed.
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How could any of you think that
flag should stay the way it is!
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Save it for
the debate, wendy!
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Now, i'm going to assign
the debate leaders.
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Who wants to lead the "flag
should stay the way it is" team?
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Me, me!
Me, me!
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Stan, how could you
be so insensitive?
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What, dude? I don't see
anything wrong with that flag.
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Yeah, me neither!
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Alright stan and kyle, you
can both be the team leaders
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For the "flag should stay
the way it is" team.
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Now who wants to lead for the
"flag should be changed" team?
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Heh-Heh-Heh.
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Okay, wendy and eric
can team up.
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No!
Heh-Heh-Heh.
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Alright children,
do your homework
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And let's get ready
for a great debate!
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Hello, chef!
Hello, chef!
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My name isn't "chef"
anymore, children.
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I've converted
to islam. Islam?
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From now on my name is "abdul
mohammed jabar rauf kareem ali".
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With everyone in town being
so insensitive about the flag,
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I find it no longer fitting
to use my slave name!
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Well, we need help
with our debate club.
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We have to explain why we think
the flag should not be changed.
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You what?
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You don't think they should
change the flag?
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Not really.
What the big deal is.
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Well that figures
you don't.
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Because your
cracker-Ass parents
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Turned you into little
cracker-Ass cracker-Racists!
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I never thought i'd live to see this
many of the people i considered friends
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Turn against me!
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But chef, we don't know what
you're talking about-
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But nothin'!
But my ass!
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Fix your own
damn food!
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Okay, now, in order for us to win the
debate to change the south park flag,
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We will need to do
a lot of research.
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Now, my plan is to divide up
into three research teams.
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We will present
our argument based on-
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It's okay,
i'm here!
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Nice of you
to show up.
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We were just discussing
how we should state our case.
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Yes, this is
a difficult case.
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In order to win
the debate
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We'll need to attack
stan and kyle's credibility.
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What?
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That's how you win
these things!
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Butters, take some kids and go dig up
whatever dirt you can on kyle's past.
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I'm talking "boobie"
magazines, whatever.
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Wu-Okay!
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The rest of you,
get us the goods on stan.
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His mom grounded him once
for setting something on fire,
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Let's find out what
that something was-
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And then lie and
say it was a puppy!
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Right!
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Mmm!
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Cartman, we can't just attack
stan and kyle's credibility!
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We need to present
our side of the debate!
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You're right, we'll need to look
like we've prepared a case too,
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So that they look
all the weaker, good plan.
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So... what's
the issue again?
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The south park flag!
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Interesting...
and what side are we on?
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Aaaghgh!
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Whoa, calm down, ho!
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Tom, i'm standing out front of
the south park mayor's office,
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Where both sides
of this debate have gathered.
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Change the flag!
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Don't change history!
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Oh brother,
what now?
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Earlier today, the south park
townspeople voiced their opinions...
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Well, i think that
the flag is racist.
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But then again, it is
a part of our history.
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Well, i guess the flag
is a part of history,
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But i can see
how it is racist.
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I think it is history,
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I think it is racist.
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Well, one thing's for sure,
tensions are high
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And pressure is mounting on the
south park mayor to do something.
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In the 1960s, there was a monk
who set himself on fire to protest!
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You have left me
no choice!
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To protest your lack
of humanity,
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I will now do
the same thing!
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White power! White power! White power!
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What's this?
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Ah, tom it looks as if the kkk has
shown up to voice their opinion!
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Hello, brother, we are here
to support your noble cause!
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Huh? Hey now...
we don't want your support.
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We're not racists,
this is about history.
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Yeah!
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Well, whether you want our
support or not, we're on your side!
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White power!
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White power!
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White power!
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Mr. Garrison,
you're a klan member?
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No, no,
but mr. Hat is.
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White power!
White power!
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Ugh, you're such a
racist bastard, mr. Hat!
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White power!
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Change the flag!
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Don't change history!
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Oh jesus,
what a mess.
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Chef, we realize that you find
the south park flag racist,
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And we certainly
understand your case.
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We have been working
diligently on this problem,
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Put in a lot of hours and we
have finally altered the flag
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In a way that we think
will make you very happy.
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Gentlemen?
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There,
is that better?
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No, dammit!
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No, but look, he's got
a little smile now.
243
00:08:51,909 --> 00:08:55,810
See? He's happy, much
better, don't you think?
244
00:08:57,543 --> 00:08:59,710
Well, some people just won't
work with you at all!
245
00:08:59,745 --> 00:09:01,409
This is getting
out of hand,
246
00:09:01,444 --> 00:09:04,043
How do i absolve myself of
any responsibility with this?
247
00:09:04,078 --> 00:09:06,175
Mayor, the south park
elementary children
248
00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:08,811
Are discussing the flag issue
in their debate club on friday.
249
00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:12,277
We could use the debate as an
excuse to hold a vote on the issue.
250
00:09:12,312 --> 00:09:13,144
Yes, of course!
251
00:09:13,577 --> 00:09:14,842
Let the children
be responsible!
252
00:09:14,877 --> 00:09:17,009
Everybody loves children!
Tell the press!
253
00:09:17,044 --> 00:09:20,511
South park elementary will be
holding a vote on friday!
254
00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,076
This might
come in handy.
255
00:09:23,111 --> 00:09:24,844
It says here that recently
a case was brought before
256
00:09:24,879 --> 00:09:26,578
The south carolina courts
about their flag.
257
00:09:26,612 --> 00:09:27,843
I warn you,
bog monster.
258
00:09:27,878 --> 00:09:29,177
Do not mock
captain candycorn!
259
00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,743
Oh yeah? How'd you like i
should kick you in the nuts?
260
00:09:31,778 --> 00:09:34,378
If we could show a parallel
between the south carolina case...
261
00:09:34,413 --> 00:09:36,111
Oomf! Oh yeah?
I'll kick you in the nuts!
262
00:09:36,146 --> 00:09:38,011
Oomf! I'll kick you
in the nuts!
263
00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,110
I'll kick you
in the nuts!
264
00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:40,445
Cartman, why don't you
just go home?
265
00:09:40,878 --> 00:09:42,829
You aren't helping any!
You won't let me help!
266
00:09:42,863 --> 00:09:44,903
That's because you're stupid
and you're a racist.
267
00:09:44,938 --> 00:09:46,945
Touche, but dude, you might
as well let me help you,
268
00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:48,211
We're in this together.
269
00:09:48,246 --> 00:09:50,412
I mean, just tell me
what to do and i'll do it.
270
00:09:51,712 --> 00:09:54,276
Wendy, let cartman help,
seriously.
271
00:09:54,312 --> 00:09:58,212
Wendy, seriously,
the bog monster speaketh.
272
00:09:59,279 --> 00:10:00,777
Okay, so since
my dad's a lawyer,
273
00:10:00,813 --> 00:10:02,980
He says we can use any of his books
we want, who wants to read them?
274
00:10:03,015 --> 00:10:05,146
Come on, you guys, we all
have to work on this!
275
00:10:05,579 --> 00:10:07,746
Kenny, how many of my dad's
mints are you gonna eat, jesus?
276
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:08,613
Mph rmph rm rmph rm!
277
00:10:09,046 --> 00:10:10,312
I know your family's poor,
278
00:10:10,347 --> 00:10:12,080
But you can't just eat an
entire bowl of mints for dinner!
279
00:10:12,115 --> 00:10:13,345
Mprh you.
280
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:14,247
I don't think we stand
a chance in this debate
281
00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:15,945
Because wendy's
leading the other side.
282
00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:17,280
Dude, you're just saying that
'cause she's your girlfriend.
283
00:10:17,314 --> 00:10:18,978
Mprm rmph rm rmph rm?
284
00:10:19,013 --> 00:10:20,747
Yeah you can have a drink of
water, the dispenser's over there.
285
00:10:21,180 --> 00:10:22,913
Yeah, you must be thirsty
after eating sixty mints!
286
00:10:22,948 --> 00:10:24,647
Hey boys, how's
the research coming?
287
00:10:24,682 --> 00:10:25,912
Pretty good,
i guess.
288
00:10:25,947 --> 00:10:27,247
Do you think they should
change the flag?
289
00:10:27,282 --> 00:10:28,547
Oh, uh, i don't know.
290
00:10:28,981 --> 00:10:30,245
Kenny ate
all the mints, dad.
291
00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,014
Oh, those weren't mints,
they were antacid tablets.
292
00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:33,278
Oh.
293
00:10:33,313 --> 00:10:35,047
Kenny!
Kenny! Kenny!
294
00:10:47,615 --> 00:10:49,313
That was a good one!
295
00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,047
White power!
White power!
296
00:10:51,082 --> 00:10:54,982
Do not change the flag,
it is a symbol of white power!
297
00:10:55,017 --> 00:10:56,281
White power!
298
00:10:56,715 --> 00:10:58,413
Ugh, i'm sorry, chef.
299
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,181
Mr. Hat is a racist
son-Of-A-Bitch.
300
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:03,215
Don't apologize for me
to that spearchucker!
301
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,948
Wagh!
302
00:11:07,983 --> 00:11:10,149
How can you all just stand by
and let these racists do this?
303
00:11:10,184 --> 00:11:12,315
Well, chef,
it's freedom of speech.
304
00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:15,315
We don't like it, but we can't
arrest them for talking.
305
00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:17,948
Should the klan be allowed to
rally on the steps of the capitol?
306
00:11:17,984 --> 00:11:19,700
Here's what
some people think.
307
00:11:19,735 --> 00:11:21,381
Well, i think
they are racist,
308
00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:24,016
But i do think freedom
of speech is important.
309
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,634
Well i for one, believe in
freedom of speech,
310
00:11:26,669 --> 00:11:29,216
But then again, i think
they are racists...
311
00:11:29,417 --> 00:11:32,017
I believe that they are
racists, but i do believe in-
312
00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:34,382
Aw, to hell with all of you
indecisive bastards!
313
00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:37,017
On friday, south park elementary
will present a debate
314
00:11:37,052 --> 00:11:39,634
And after the debate,
there will finally be a vote.
315
00:11:39,669 --> 00:11:42,217
Preliminary polls show 3
in favor of changing the flag,
316
00:11:42,252 --> 00:11:45,484
3 against changing the flag
and 4,382 undecided.
317
00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:48,683
So the pressure is on
those south park kids!
318
00:11:48,718 --> 00:11:51,317
Well, that's enough rallying
for this afternoon, members!
319
00:11:51,351 --> 00:11:53,016
Let's take
a hot shower.
320
00:11:53,051 --> 00:11:55,218
Hot shower!
Hot shower! Hot shower!
321
00:11:55,253 --> 00:11:57,349
Ned, nobody's gonna
vote for our side
322
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,551
If it's the side those
kkk members are on!
323
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,718
Come on, we gotta
put a stop to them!
324
00:12:03,018 --> 00:12:05,149
I can't believe it,
all the pressure's on us.
325
00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:07,785
I mean, this debate is going to
actually affect the outcome of the vote!
326
00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:09,484
Uh-Huh.
327
00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:12,118
Oh man, we've got to come up with
rebuttals to the history argument.
328
00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:14,285
Why don't we just talk
huh? About the swastika?
329
00:12:14,719 --> 00:12:16,451
I mean, germany was united
under the swastika, right?
330
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,150
But obviously, history
wasn't as important
331
00:12:18,185 --> 00:12:20,786
As changing their views after the
war and stuff, so they changed it.
332
00:12:20,821 --> 00:12:22,519
Hey, that's
a pretty good point, cartman.
333
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,218
Yeah!
334
00:12:24,253 --> 00:12:26,419
Not bad at all, i'm gonna
make that our first argument!
335
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,251
Cool.
336
00:12:27,285 --> 00:12:29,019
Doublestuff cookies
are my favorite!
337
00:12:29,054 --> 00:12:30,283
Really?
Mine too!
338
00:12:30,318 --> 00:12:31,585
What i really
like to do
339
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,318
Is i like to take tops
off of two cookies,
340
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,520
And then put them together
and make quadruple stuffs!
341
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,253
Hey, that's what
i always to do too!
342
00:12:37,288 --> 00:12:38,952
No way!
Yeah!
343
00:12:38,987 --> 00:12:41,153
Jesus, i never thought i'd have any
thing in common with you, cartman.
344
00:12:41,188 --> 00:12:42,020
Me neither!
345
00:12:42,453 --> 00:12:43,718
Ha-Ha.
Huh.
346
00:12:43,753 --> 00:12:45,053
Well, anyway, let's
get back to work.
347
00:12:45,088 --> 00:12:46,752
Whoa.
348
00:12:46,787 --> 00:12:48,918
Weird, um, okay.
349
00:12:48,952 --> 00:12:52,420
Now let's say that first we talk
about the history of the flag.
350
00:12:52,455 --> 00:12:54,586
We can show that the-
351
00:12:56,754 --> 00:12:58,270
Sorry, go ahead.
352
00:12:58,304 --> 00:12:59,752
No, you go ahead.
353
00:12:59,787 --> 00:13:01,521
Mr. Hat, what do you
think you're doing?
354
00:13:01,953 --> 00:13:03,687
There's another
klan rally tonight.
355
00:13:03,721 --> 00:13:05,386
I have to be there
in fifteen minutes.
356
00:13:05,421 --> 00:13:08,888
Oh no, mr. Hat, you are not
dragging me to another klan meeting.
357
00:13:08,923 --> 00:13:11,055
But they're electing a new
assistant to the grand dragon.
358
00:13:11,089 --> 00:13:12,753
I might get elected!
359
00:13:12,788 --> 00:13:14,087
Well, good for you,
puppet pants!
360
00:13:14,122 --> 00:13:15,388
I'll have nothing
to do with it!
361
00:13:15,821 --> 00:13:17,121
I'm going whether
you like it or not!
362
00:13:17,554 --> 00:13:18,387
Oh yeah?
363
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,805
I'm not going, mr. Hat,
and that's final.
364
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,188
Let's just see you try
and go without me!
365
00:13:24,488 --> 00:13:25,754
Mr. Hat!
366
00:13:25,789 --> 00:13:28,821
White power! White power!
White power!
367
00:13:28,856 --> 00:13:31,819
Alright, ned, we've got
to be careful.
368
00:13:31,855 --> 00:13:33,588
These are mean, evil men
we are dealing with.
369
00:13:33,623 --> 00:13:35,286
Okay.
370
00:13:35,321 --> 00:13:37,056
Dammit, ned, doesn't that
thing have a volume control?
371
00:13:37,091 --> 00:13:37,887
No.
372
00:13:37,922 --> 00:13:39,655
White power!
White power!
373
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:41,354
Good evening,
brothers!
374
00:13:41,389 --> 00:13:43,122
Our first order
of business tonight
375
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,588
Is to have brother anderson
update us on last week's minutes.
376
00:13:46,623 --> 00:13:50,454
Last week we decided that
we hate blacks and jews.
377
00:13:50,489 --> 00:13:55,257
Alright, and now, it is time for
us all to come together and...
378
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,007
Do our cake raffle!
379
00:13:57,042 --> 00:13:58,688
Ooh!
Cake raffle!
380
00:13:58,723 --> 00:14:01,322
This week's winner is...
381
00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:04,755
2-9-7-4.
382
00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:07,390
I won! I won!
I won the cake!
383
00:14:07,425 --> 00:14:09,557
Good job,
brother!
384
00:14:19,524 --> 00:14:21,258
Cartman!
385
00:14:28,191 --> 00:14:30,141
Say it will be
like this forever.
386
00:14:30,176 --> 00:14:32,091
Okay, it will be
like this forever.
387
00:14:32,126 --> 00:14:33,824
Oh, cartman.
388
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,857
Agh!
389
00:14:38,591 --> 00:14:41,191
Brrrrrrrr!
What's wrong with me?
390
00:14:46,392 --> 00:14:48,993
It's okay,
get a grip, girl.
391
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,759
Wendy!
392
00:14:53,794 --> 00:14:55,293
Wendy!
393
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,926
Agh!
394
00:14:56,961 --> 00:14:58,491
Wendy.
395
00:14:58,526 --> 00:15:02,858
Oh god, please don't
let this be happening.
396
00:15:02,893 --> 00:15:04,592
Alright, brothers,
listen up!
397
00:15:05,026 --> 00:15:08,060
As you know, this fine city
is holding a vote
398
00:15:08,095 --> 00:15:10,243
On whether or not
to change their flag,
399
00:15:10,278 --> 00:15:12,419
But lynching minorities
is history!
400
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,525
So what are we
gonna do about it?
401
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,592
Let's say that if they change the
flag, we'll burn down the capital!
402
00:15:18,027 --> 00:15:19,326
Yeah!
Yeah!
403
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:23,226
Let's say that if they change the
flag, we'll never leave this town!
404
00:15:23,261 --> 00:15:24,925
Yeah!
Yeah!
405
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,993
Let's say they should
change the flag!
406
00:15:28,029 --> 00:15:29,692
What's that, brother?
407
00:15:29,727 --> 00:15:31,425
I think we should
switch sides!
408
00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:33,592
Me too,
that's a good idea.
409
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,760
Look, we have to
accept the fact
410
00:15:35,795 --> 00:15:37,528
That most people in the
world hate us, right?
411
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:38,792
Yeah.
Yeah.
412
00:15:38,827 --> 00:15:40,526
So whatever side
we're on,
413
00:15:40,561 --> 00:15:42,294
Is the side that's
gonna lose, right?
414
00:15:42,329 --> 00:15:43,594
Right. Right.
415
00:15:44,028 --> 00:15:46,194
So why don't we all say
that we want the flag changed.
416
00:15:46,229 --> 00:15:48,361
That way, most folks will vote
to keep it the way it is!
417
00:15:48,396 --> 00:15:50,529
Great idea, brother!
418
00:15:50,961 --> 00:15:52,262
Yeah! Yeah!
419
00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:53,960
Alright, it is decided!
420
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,594
We will officially tell everyone
that we want the flag changed,
421
00:15:56,629 --> 00:15:58,762
So that they will all
vote against us!
422
00:15:58,797 --> 00:16:00,459
Hooray!
423
00:16:00,494 --> 00:16:01,761
We're smart!
424
00:16:01,796 --> 00:16:03,494
That worked
perfectly, ned!
425
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:05,228
Alright, well, now that
all that's out of the way,
426
00:16:05,263 --> 00:16:08,729
It's time to play "who's got the
silliest thing on under their robe?"
427
00:16:09,163 --> 00:16:11,328
Hooray!
Woo-Hoo!
428
00:16:22,595 --> 00:16:24,763
Jesus, ned, these guys
are completely nuts.
429
00:16:24,798 --> 00:16:26,496
Yup.
430
00:16:30,397 --> 00:16:32,780
That is the most insane
thing i've ever seen.
431
00:16:32,815 --> 00:16:35,164
I can't believe those
people are on our side.
432
00:16:35,199 --> 00:16:36,897
I mean, is our side
that crazy?
433
00:16:39,496 --> 00:16:41,664
Oh, hello, chef, big
debate tomorrow, i guess.
434
00:16:42,963 --> 00:16:44,662
Oh jesus, the robes!
435
00:16:44,697 --> 00:16:46,863
Chef, this isn't what it looks
like! You gotta listen to us-
436
00:16:46,898 --> 00:16:48,597
I ain't gonna listen
to nothing!
437
00:16:49,031 --> 00:16:52,065
This whole cracker-Ass town
can kiss my ass!
438
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:57,264
Ned, i'm startin' to think maybe
history ain't worth defending sometimes.
439
00:17:00,298 --> 00:17:01,562
Thanks for
coming over, bebe.
440
00:17:01,597 --> 00:17:03,764
I have something to
tell you. Sure, what?
441
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,365
Bebe, i'm attracted
to cartman.
442
00:17:06,399 --> 00:17:08,964
Aaaaaaagggghhhhhh!
443
00:17:08,999 --> 00:17:10,230
I know.
444
00:17:10,265 --> 00:17:11,530
Why would you
tell me this?
445
00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:13,082
Why would you
tell anyone this?
446
00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:14,563
Because i don't know
what to do!
447
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,764
I can't concentrate and
if i can't concentrate,
448
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,031
Then i can't win
the debate tomorrow!
449
00:17:18,066 --> 00:17:20,665
The whole vote is dependent
on me doing a good job.
450
00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:21,930
Alright, look,
451
00:17:21,965 --> 00:17:23,663
When two people work
closely for a long time,
452
00:17:23,698 --> 00:17:25,830
Sometimes they feel what's
called "sexual tension".
453
00:17:25,865 --> 00:17:28,032
Sometimes you just have to act on
the impulse and get it over with.
454
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,765
You mean,
i should kiss him?
455
00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:31,498
Kiss him and get it
out of your system.
456
00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:33,232
Oh god!
457
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,132
Well, i certainly would like
to thank all the parents
458
00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:38,831
For their support
of our debate club.
459
00:17:38,865 --> 00:17:41,466
I realize that many of you are
torn by the issues as well,
460
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,067
So perhaps the children
can shed some light on us!
461
00:17:44,102 --> 00:17:46,900
We'll start with
wendy testaburger,
462
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,699
On the "flag should
be changed" team!
463
00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:57,068
The, the, uh...
464
00:17:57,102 --> 00:18:01,400
The, uh...
465
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,467
The first argument
we, uh...
466
00:18:07,901 --> 00:18:09,634
Lemme start over.
467
00:18:09,669 --> 00:18:11,333
The, uh... oh god!
468
00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:13,535
Could you all excuse me
for a moment?
469
00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:25,668
There, now, the main point
we would like to make
470
00:18:26,102 --> 00:18:28,268
Is that oftentimes, it is
prudent to change history.
471
00:18:28,303 --> 00:18:29,967
As times change,
we hope to grow,
472
00:18:30,002 --> 00:18:31,700
And as we grow,
our rules must change,
473
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,902
It is a natural part
of evolution, thank you.
474
00:18:37,369 --> 00:18:40,401
Okay, and kyle and stan's team,
your main point?
475
00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:44,701
Our main point is that the
flag shouldn't offend anyone
476
00:18:44,736 --> 00:18:46,902
Because killing has been around
since the beginning of time.
477
00:18:46,937 --> 00:18:48,168
All animals kill
478
00:18:48,203 --> 00:18:49,936
And the animals that
don't kill are stupid ones,
479
00:18:49,971 --> 00:18:51,235
Like cows and
turtles and stuff.
480
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:53,402
So, people should not be
so upset about killing.
481
00:18:53,437 --> 00:18:55,136
Thank you.
482
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:58,603
Woah, woah, woah! You just
missed the point entirely!
483
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,301
Huh?
484
00:19:00,336 --> 00:19:02,070
I'm not mad because the flag
shows somebody getting killed,
485
00:19:02,503 --> 00:19:03,804
It's because
it's racist!
486
00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:05,501
Racist?
Racist?
487
00:19:05,536 --> 00:19:08,101
Children, don't you even know
what this argument is about?
488
00:19:08,136 --> 00:19:10,737
That flag is racist because a black
man is being hung by white people!
489
00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:12,903
Ooohhhh!
Ooohhhh!
490
00:19:12,938 --> 00:19:14,169
Ooohhhh?
491
00:19:14,204 --> 00:19:15,937
We didn't really
see it that way.
492
00:19:15,972 --> 00:19:17,635
But that's a black man
up there!
493
00:19:17,671 --> 00:19:20,270
Yeah, but the color of
someone's skin doesn't matter.
494
00:19:20,305 --> 00:19:22,438
Well, of course
it matters when-
495
00:19:22,473 --> 00:19:26,302
Oh my god,
wait a minute!
496
00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:28,072
You children didn't
even see the flag
497
00:19:28,504 --> 00:19:30,671
As a black man being hanged
by white people, did you?
498
00:19:30,706 --> 00:19:31,936
No. No.
499
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,669
Why that is...
500
00:19:33,704 --> 00:19:36,738
That is the most beautiful
thing i've ever heard.
501
00:19:36,773 --> 00:19:38,272
What?
What?
502
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,736
Don't you see?
503
00:19:39,771 --> 00:19:41,938
All this time i thought these
little crackers had turned racist,
504
00:19:42,372 --> 00:19:44,503
When actually,
they were sonotracist
505
00:19:44,538 --> 00:19:48,439
That they didn't even make a separation
of black and white to begin with.
506
00:19:48,474 --> 00:19:50,605
All they saw when
they looked at that flag
507
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,338
Was five people.
508
00:19:52,771 --> 00:19:54,622
Aw!
509
00:19:54,657 --> 00:19:56,472
Yeah.
510
00:19:56,672 --> 00:19:58,839
I'm sorry, children,
i was wrong about you.
511
00:19:58,874 --> 00:20:01,006
But i still think the flag
needs to be changed.
512
00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:03,605
But now i realize that
i almost let racism
513
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,339
Turn me into a racist.
514
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,807
Yeah, you know, i suddenly found
myself on the side of klan members.
515
00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:11,406
I've never had anything
against blacks, chef.
516
00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:12,706
Aw, i know you don't, jimbo.
517
00:20:13,139 --> 00:20:14,440
I've known you for
almost ten years.
518
00:20:14,873 --> 00:20:15,705
You're a good man.
519
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:17,690
We've been way to divisive
over this, chef.
520
00:20:17,725 --> 00:20:19,640
Maybe we can come up
with a compromise flag.
521
00:20:20,074 --> 00:20:22,205
Something that everybody
can be happy with.
522
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,840
I think that's a much better start
than me trying to separate myself
523
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:28,271
From all you
wonderful crackers!
524
00:20:28,307 --> 00:20:30,474
Oh, sweet, dude, i don't think we
have to do this stupid debate now!
525
00:20:30,509 --> 00:20:32,207
Stan?
526
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,974
Well, this has been an
interesting week in south park.
527
00:20:37,009 --> 00:20:39,539
We've all done a lot
of growing this week.
528
00:20:39,574 --> 00:20:42,607
Everyone was afraid to
take a stand on this issue.
529
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,341
But now we have learned
once again
530
00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:47,375
That black, white, yellow, brown
or whatever, we are all just people.
531
00:20:47,409 --> 00:20:49,974
And so, i am very excited
to unveil
532
00:20:50,009 --> 00:20:52,141
Our new south park flag!
533
00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:57,739
Wait, i don't get it.
534
00:20:57,774 --> 00:20:59,076
No, see, there's people
of all colors.
535
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,674
And they added a black guy as one of
the hangers too, so it's not racist.
536
00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:02,542
Hooray!
537
00:21:02,975 --> 00:21:04,673
I have to admit it,
that is a lot nicer.
538
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:07,707
Whew! I'm sure glad
that's over with! Me too!
539
00:21:07,742 --> 00:21:10,775
I can't believe how right bebe was about
feeling under pressure with somebody.
540
00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:12,943
As soon as it was over, all my
feelings for you just vanished!
541
00:21:12,978 --> 00:21:15,507
Oh, yeah,
yeah totally.
542
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,709
I'm totally back to normal,
see ya later!
543
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,009
Yeah, see ya later.
544
00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:20,309
"Ho", huh-Huh.
545
00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:21,574
Ha-Ha!
546
00:21:21,609 --> 00:21:23,776
Stan!
Stan wait up!
547
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,643
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548
00:21:37,678 --> 00:21:39,810
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549
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