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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,334 --> 00:00:34,334 Coming upon 5:50 PM. News update at 6. 2 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:36,417 But first the weather. 3 00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:39,042 No end in sight. 4 00:00:39,209 --> 00:00:41,959 Rain and hail continues throughout France... 5 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,459 "cheap safari" 6 00:00:44,626 --> 00:00:46,751 17 degrees F in Paris and 10 in Nice. 7 00:00:46,917 --> 00:00:50,709 Elsewhere, a very hot summer in South Africa, 8 00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:53,084 with (1 record 109 degrees F in Capetown. 9 00:00:58,251 --> 00:01:00,709 Welcome to Africa, cradle of humanity. 10 00:01:00,876 --> 00:01:02,209 This is where we were born. 11 00:01:02,376 --> 00:01:05,417 My name is Richard Ducier and I'm all about Africa. 12 00:01:05,584 --> 00:01:08,501 With me and my guide, Buko, the routine is over. 13 00:01:08,667 --> 00:01:10,834 Go to the heart of the savannah. 14 00:01:11,001 --> 00:01:13,667 You're expected, for the greatest of adventures: 15 00:01:14,751 --> 00:01:15,334 A safari. 16 00:01:51,626 --> 00:01:52,292 Which means, 17 00:01:52,501 --> 00:01:56,126 a Dacier Safari will hit you where you live! 18 00:02:02,584 --> 00:02:05,292 Chouchou, will you take a check? 19 00:02:07,126 --> 00:02:08,376 Outskirts of Johannesburg 20 00:02:08,584 --> 00:02:12,126 Buko will work it out. He always does, right? 21 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:19,084 It's hot. 22 00:02:21,626 --> 00:02:23,251 It's usually hot, but now... 23 00:02:24,167 --> 00:02:26,001 it's very, very hot. 24 00:02:27,126 --> 00:02:31,001 I mean, compared to normal hot. 25 00:02:33,292 --> 00:02:34,251 What? 26 00:02:34,917 --> 00:02:36,751 Oh, I thought you... 27 00:02:41,501 --> 00:02:42,751 Hello Chouchou. 28 00:02:42,917 --> 00:02:44,334 Hi Buko. 29 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:50,667 How much? 30 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:52,167 $25,000. 31 00:02:56,334 --> 00:02:58,709 Could Richard and I have a minute? 32 00:02:59,084 --> 00:03:00,667 - To consider. - Right. 33 00:03:02,167 --> 00:03:03,417 Consider away. 34 00:03:09,167 --> 00:03:11,292 25 grand. How could you? 35 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:14,459 I had a fantastic hand. Four aces. 36 00:03:14,626 --> 00:03:16,917 I was Puff Daddy, cruising. 37 00:03:17,084 --> 00:03:18,501 He had a straight with suits. 38 00:03:19,501 --> 00:03:21,167 A straight flush. 39 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:22,917 Straight flunch? What's that? 40 00:03:23,876 --> 00:03:24,792 They cheated. 41 00:03:25,251 --> 00:03:27,417 No. I'm a pro, with an eagle eye. 42 00:03:27,626 --> 00:03:29,209 Your eagle needs glasses. 43 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,334 Cards are marked. 44 00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:33,376 Weird. 45 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:35,917 No need to cheat to beat you. 46 00:03:42,792 --> 00:03:43,376 Well? 47 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:47,751 Chouchou, we don't have 25. I can give you 2. 48 00:03:48,251 --> 00:03:49,292 Maybe 3. 49 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:50,501 What do you say? 50 00:03:51,042 --> 00:03:52,001 I say he dies. 51 00:03:54,084 --> 00:03:55,667 Unless you agree 52 00:03:55,876 --> 00:03:57,292 to do a little favor 53 00:03:57,459 --> 00:03:59,251 for Monsieur Charles. 54 00:03:59,834 --> 00:04:01,334 Monsieur Charles! 55 00:04:17,042 --> 00:04:18,501 Reload! 56 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:20,834 Pull-try! 57 00:04:28,376 --> 00:04:30,501 Find to see you, Baden. 58 00:04:31,417 --> 00:04:32,792 And it's not mutual! 59 00:04:38,209 --> 00:04:41,917 Listen carefully. Bring this (use to a friend, 60 00:04:42,334 --> 00:04:44,501 north of Mupulunguene. 61 00:04:46,626 --> 00:04:50,584 Six miles past the Mozambique border. 62 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,001 On Sunday, 63 00:04:54,167 --> 00:04:55,501 at 4PM. 64 00:05:00,751 --> 00:05:03,209 Stop playing when I talk! 65 00:05:03,376 --> 00:05:05,084 Please! 66 00:05:09,084 --> 00:05:10,917 He never lets me play! 67 00:05:11,084 --> 00:05:13,417 I want to iump out a window! 68 00:05:13,584 --> 00:05:15,584 This is the ground floor. 69 00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:19,084 Sorry. She's my niece. 70 00:05:19,917 --> 00:05:21,417 Where were we? 71 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:23,126 Sunday at 4. 72 00:05:23,459 --> 00:05:26,542 You deliver the case at 4. In exchange, 73 00:05:27,042 --> 00:05:29,001 you pick up another case. 74 00:05:29,167 --> 00:05:30,792 And what's in the case? 75 00:05:31,209 --> 00:05:32,709 Fruit bars and a bilboque'r. 76 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,917 You really are dumb as a fence post. 77 00:05:38,417 --> 00:05:39,584 A friend of mine, 78 00:05:40,042 --> 00:05:43,834 who will sort of... supervise things. 79 00:05:44,001 --> 00:05:44,626 Where is he? 80 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:45,834 There! 81 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:48,459 This is Ralph Becker. 82 00:05:48,626 --> 00:05:49,376 You scared me. 83 00:05:56,584 --> 00:05:59,001 Do I have to go with these clowns? 84 00:05:59,167 --> 00:06:00,417 It'll be fine. 85 00:06:00,834 --> 00:06:04,292 A bus load of tourists in shorts is perfect cover. 86 00:06:04,792 --> 00:06:07,209 If that's all, maybe we should go. 87 00:06:07,959 --> 00:06:08,876 He should go. 88 00:06:11,084 --> 00:06:12,709 I always guide the tourists. 89 00:06:12,917 --> 00:06:14,542 No, yeah. Yeah, he... 90 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:16,709 He's the safari specialist. 91 00:06:17,209 --> 00:06:18,501 I just book them. 92 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:20,417 I haven't gone in 30 years. 93 00:06:20,751 --> 00:06:23,834 Let me go. I'll do what you want. 94 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:25,667 Don't send Richard. 95 00:06:26,126 --> 00:06:26,584 Buko... 96 00:06:30,584 --> 00:06:33,584 I know all about your bond with Ducier. 97 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:37,251 Your friend would do anything 98 00:06:37,459 --> 00:06:39,501 to get you back in one piece. 99 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,001 Am I right? 100 00:06:48,959 --> 00:06:50,084 Buko... 101 00:06:51,376 --> 00:06:53,126 You can do it, Richard. 102 00:06:53,292 --> 00:06:56,709 Take my guide book, be careful, and heed your instinct. 103 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:58,376 I'm afraid. 104 00:06:58,542 --> 00:07:00,667 Forget that word in the bush. 105 00:07:02,542 --> 00:07:03,626 Buko, not the bush! 106 00:07:03,876 --> 00:07:06,251 No! Not the bush! Buko! 107 00:07:20,501 --> 00:07:23,501 Because of me, Buko might die. 108 00:07:30,376 --> 00:07:32,584 I'll never make it, Bernardo. 109 00:07:50,334 --> 00:07:51,792 Come on, Bernardo. 110 00:07:52,459 --> 00:07:54,417 I can't learn the bush like that. 111 00:07:56,334 --> 00:07:57,292 All right. 112 00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:01,417 Chapter one. 113 00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:05,084 Dangers of the Bush. 114 00:08:09,376 --> 00:08:10,292 The big 5: 115 00:08:10,459 --> 00:08:13,501 Lion, leopard, buffalo, rhino, elephant. 116 00:08:32,834 --> 00:08:34,084 Richard. 117 00:08:42,292 --> 00:08:42,917 Dad? 118 00:08:43,959 --> 00:08:45,959 You must help Buko. Save him. 119 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,251 It's your destiny. 120 00:08:48,126 --> 00:08:50,126 You know I can't go to the bush. 121 00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:52,251 You must do it. 122 00:08:53,626 --> 00:08:55,501 And brush after every meal. 123 00:08:56,584 --> 00:08:57,126 Yes, Dad. 124 00:08:59,292 --> 00:08:59,834 Dad? 125 00:09:16,501 --> 00:09:17,751 I'm going. 126 00:09:20,417 --> 00:09:23,417 No, Bernardo. Not you. It's too dangerous. 127 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:25,584 You're just a child. 128 00:09:26,292 --> 00:09:28,167 A monkey child, but a child. 129 00:09:32,709 --> 00:09:34,042 DAD'S THINGS 130 00:09:50,584 --> 00:09:53,501 Hi! Richard Ducier. You with the Ducier safari? 131 00:09:53,876 --> 00:09:55,584 Hukunu mututu to you! 132 00:09:58,876 --> 00:10:01,376 Answer, ”Hukunu mututu to you, too.” 133 00:10:02,959 --> 00:10:03,834 You're white. 134 00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:06,626 Black at heart, though white of skin, 135 00:10:06,792 --> 00:10:09,417 Africa is a cry that comes from within. 136 00:10:09,584 --> 00:10:11,334 This way to the bus. 137 00:10:13,751 --> 00:10:14,542 0K, ready? 138 00:10:14,709 --> 00:10:15,959 Everyone comfortable? 139 00:10:17,251 --> 00:10:17,834 0“ fight. 140 00:10:18,126 --> 00:10:20,126 This man took another flight. 141 00:10:20,959 --> 00:10:22,001 His name is... 142 00:10:24,376 --> 00:10:25,001 Jean. 143 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,209 Right. Easy to remember. 144 00:10:28,876 --> 00:10:29,542 Jean what? 145 00:10:30,334 --> 00:10:31,042 Jean. 146 00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:33,334 So it's Mr. Jean Jean. 147 00:10:33,501 --> 00:10:36,501 In Beauvais I know a Hugues Hugues. Hard to say. 148 00:10:36,876 --> 00:10:37,459 Great! 149 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:39,584 Got a middle name? 150 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:41,376 Jean. 151 00:10:42,751 --> 00:10:43,667 To the hotel? 152 00:10:44,376 --> 00:10:46,501 No, the safari has begun. 153 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:49,042 The welcome toast in the brochure! 154 00:10:49,459 --> 00:10:50,917 We a” smell like the plane! 155 00:10:51,626 --> 00:10:52,209 I don't. 156 00:10:52,501 --> 00:10:54,709 Except Missy. Who wants a shower? 157 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:56,917 All right. 158 00:10:57,084 --> 00:10:59,251 Drinks, showers. But quickly. 159 00:11:03,084 --> 00:11:05,042 - Ducier, I got a feeling. - Yeah? 160 00:11:05,209 --> 00:11:06,376 No A/C, right? 161 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:10,417 No. If I turn it on, the motor stalls. 162 00:11:11,459 --> 00:11:13,209 Mr. Ducier, on your web site 163 00:11:13,376 --> 00:11:16,626 you speak a curious language. What dialect is it? 164 00:11:22,126 --> 00:11:23,209 It's Woolite. 165 00:11:24,334 --> 00:11:26,459 “Income. 166 00:11:27,334 --> 00:11:29,376 Do they study it in colleges? 167 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:31,834 No, in the field. It's complicated. 168 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,792 The peanuts taste like cold cuts. 169 00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:47,042 Mine is the opposite. 170 00:11:47,584 --> 00:11:49,292 Yes, Mom. I've arrived. 171 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:51,959 No, don't worry. 172 00:11:53,417 --> 00:11:54,626 Not yet. 173 00:11:55,876 --> 00:11:57,251 My Funtu is warm. 174 00:11:57,626 --> 00:11:59,542 It's not Fania. It's Bongo. 175 00:11:59,751 --> 00:12:01,417 My Bongo is warm. 176 00:12:01,584 --> 00:12:03,876 It's served warm here. Tradition. 177 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:06,709 What's the matter, Jean Jean Jean? 178 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:09,001 Sorry, you look like a dead fish. 179 00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,876 Have I seen you before? 180 00:12:11,334 --> 00:12:12,584 No. I don't think so. 181 00:12:13,251 --> 00:12:14,251 Must be mistaken. 182 00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:16,709 Everyone, party's over! 183 00:12:16,876 --> 00:12:17,876 What party? 184 00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:19,334 Everybody here? 185 00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:21,001 No, Benoit is missing. 186 00:12:25,251 --> 00:12:27,251 It's the... warm Bongo. 187 00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:47,126 - Mr. Ducier? - Yes? 188 00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:50,626 Can we be sure this safari will encounter the big 5? 189 00:12:51,626 --> 00:12:54,084 Right, the big 5. I know, I know. 190 00:12:54,459 --> 00:12:55,417 It's not orals! 191 00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:56,959 But I know the big 5. 192 00:12:58,001 --> 00:12:59,751 Buffalo, elephant, rhino, 193 00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:02,167 lion... and leopard. 194 00:13:03,876 --> 00:13:04,751 Really want to? 195 00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:08,542 No! The goal of a safari is to avoid animals. 196 00:13:08,709 --> 00:13:12,459 Worst (use, we could full back on the little 4. 197 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,459 The big 4? What's that? 198 00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:17,792 The 4 smallest creatures in the bush. 199 00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:19,751 Caterpillar, greenfly, 200 00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:22,334 mites and lice. 201 00:13:22,876 --> 00:13:26,501 Faced with a lion, how should one behave? 202 00:13:26,876 --> 00:13:29,959 0h, faced with... the king of beasts? 203 00:13:32,251 --> 00:13:33,959 The master, predator... 204 00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:35,542 The boss. 205 00:13:35,876 --> 00:13:37,084 - The owner. - The lion! 206 00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:41,542 Right, the lion. With a lion, which can be pretty mean, 207 00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:42,959 well, 208 00:13:43,626 --> 00:13:44,292 you... 209 00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:45,792 Never turn your buck. 210 00:13:46,876 --> 00:13:47,876 Right, that's it. 211 00:13:48,042 --> 00:13:50,084 Don't turn around. That's it. 212 00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,501 And baring your teeth is hostile. 213 00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:54,042 Right. No teeth. 214 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,876 If it attacks us anyway? 215 00:13:56,584 --> 00:13:57,251 Why would it? 216 00:13:57,459 --> 00:14:00,167 If we get a lion who doesn't know the rules. 217 00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:02,334 Lie down and play dead. 218 00:14:03,084 --> 00:14:04,792 Are boas dangerous? 219 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:07,709 Bows? 220 00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:09,542 No. 221 00:14:09,959 --> 00:14:12,542 Well, depends on the bow. But usually not. 222 00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:14,501 There are different boas? 223 00:14:14,751 --> 00:14:16,834 Of course. Ribbons. 224 00:14:17,001 --> 00:14:18,167 Arrows, violins... 225 00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:20,001 She means a bo-u. 226 00:14:21,626 --> 00:14:24,667 0h! Right, the hon, well... 227 00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:27,292 Well that's... I mean, look out! 228 00:14:27,584 --> 00:14:30,126 No danger. Unprovoked, boas don't attack. 229 00:14:30,292 --> 00:14:32,792 Exactly. Lookout, no danger at all. 230 00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,042 Look, zebrus! 231 00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:46,417 - Where? - Near the tree! 232 00:14:46,584 --> 00:14:47,542 Can we stop? 233 00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:49,292 Too dangerous in herds. 234 00:14:49,459 --> 00:14:51,376 - There's only 2. - 2 is a herd. 235 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,792 Ducier, you scared? 236 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,709 Stop, we take pictures. 237 00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:57,876 Take the pictures, but stay with the vehicle. 238 00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:15,459 Mr. Becker, if you don't mind, could you get out a second? 239 00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:19,876 Mix with the group, be a tourist. Make an effort. 240 00:15:20,751 --> 00:15:22,501 I don't like tourists. 241 00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,126 It's out of focus. 242 00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:31,959 Mr. Ducier! 243 00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:33,959 Take a picture of me and my wife? 244 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,834 You're too close! Careful. 245 00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,042 No risk. They're like ponies. 246 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:39,542 Ponies aren't zebras. 247 00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:42,417 Cats aren't Cheetahs, sardines aren't sharks! 248 00:15:42,584 --> 00:15:44,834 Be nice, come take a picture. 249 00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:46,126 I got you. 250 00:15:46,292 --> 00:15:47,667 Use the zoom. 251 00:15:51,126 --> 00:15:53,626 Ducier! Over there. 252 00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:57,709 We're being attacked! 253 00:15:57,876 --> 00:15:59,709 - What's that? - BIuebull monkeys. 254 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,209 Why that name? 255 00:16:01,376 --> 00:16:03,042 Use the zoom. 256 00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:05,334 They're run sucking the bus! 257 00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:09,376 Wait! After they steal, they sometimes clean up. 258 00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:12,709 They cleaned us out. I'll sue, monkey or not. 259 00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:14,334 They ate my toothpaste. 260 00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:20,167 - Didn't clean up. - Guess not. 261 00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:21,084 Sorry. 262 00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:24,501 - I'm so sorry. - What a mess! 263 00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:26,084 I can see that. 264 00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:31,959 - They slapped me. - Really? 265 00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:35,209 There's one still there! Bastard! 266 00:16:35,376 --> 00:16:37,292 Relax, they're gone Becker. 267 00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:40,834 You culled Jean Jean “Becker”? 268 00:16:45,084 --> 00:16:46,001 No, I said, 269 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:47,917 “It's OK, they're gone... 270 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,209 "Becu re." 271 00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:54,459 From the verb ”to be cure," 272 00:16:56,126 --> 00:16:57,459 meaning... 273 00:16:58,042 --> 00:16:59,792 “to share food.“ 274 00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:07,709 Let's go! We have to be at base camp by evening. 275 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,292 - I got everything. - Great. 276 00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:15,417 Oh no, I can't believe it. They stole my Amex. 277 00:17:15,584 --> 00:17:17,709 - The one with Flying Blue miles? - Yeah. 278 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,584 Only natural. 279 00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:22,459 - Why? - It's their favorite color. 280 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,209 It was a ioke, Bertrand. 281 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:29,792 Right. I know, I got it. 282 00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,876 Anyway, they don't have my PIN. 283 00:17:35,626 --> 00:17:37,292 It was a ioke, Mugulie. 284 00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:39,042 I know, I got it. 285 00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:33,542 Mr. Ducier, 286 00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:35,959 what do we do about? 287 00:18:36,251 --> 00:18:36,834 About? 288 00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:38,917 Relieving ourselves. 289 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,751 Behind those trees, I guess. 290 00:18:43,334 --> 00:18:44,251 Don't go too far. 291 00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:45,542 All right. 292 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,001 What is it, crocodile? 293 00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,334 No. Antelope, maybe. 294 00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:53,334 It's solid, very solid. 295 00:18:53,584 --> 00:18:54,959 Hyena, maybe. 296 00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:57,209 No. Mr. Ducier, what is it? 297 00:18:58,167 --> 00:18:59,751 Oscar Meyer weiners. 298 00:19:02,334 --> 00:19:03,209 What's for dessert? 299 00:19:03,584 --> 00:19:05,376 Animal crackers. 300 00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:11,959 Want some? 301 00:19:12,501 --> 00:19:13,334 I love to be cure. 302 00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:19,751 Not staying with us? 303 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,084 With you? No. 304 00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:27,792 Strange guy. 305 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,417 Not a word all night. 306 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,834 The heat gets to him. He sweats from his nostrils. 307 00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:33,584 Disgusting. 308 00:19:34,251 --> 00:19:35,209 Fire's warm. 309 00:19:59,001 --> 00:19:59,667 Playing cards? 310 00:20:01,209 --> 00:20:03,292 Feel like playing some poker? 311 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:06,459 I don't like poker. I prefer magic. 312 00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:08,334 Do a trick for us? 313 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:09,876 That's fun. 314 00:20:12,626 --> 00:20:13,917 Fantastic. 315 00:20:14,084 --> 00:20:15,167 The king's the father. 316 00:20:16,209 --> 00:20:16,876 The son is the iuck. 317 00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,792 The gout's to find the father. 318 00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:24,792 Right there. 319 00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:28,501 Once again. 320 00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:32,542 He must be there. 321 00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:40,126 Where is the father? 322 00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:41,792 Nowhere. 323 00:20:44,459 --> 00:20:47,126 And you two? How did you meet? 324 00:20:47,584 --> 00:20:49,042 - Bowling. - Baptism. 325 00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:53,584 A baptism that took place in a bowling alley. 326 00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:55,667 The parents are great bowlers. 327 00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:57,334 So they had it there. 328 00:20:57,501 --> 00:20:59,626 It was love at first sight. 329 00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:03,709 Soon us I laid eyes on her, I knew she was the one for me. 330 00:21:04,751 --> 00:21:06,542 No matter what the obstacles. 331 00:21:26,376 --> 00:21:28,834 Ever since that day, I knew 332 00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:32,709 who I was waiting for, hoping for. 333 00:21:35,126 --> 00:21:36,126 Beautiful. 334 00:21:36,876 --> 00:21:38,209 Very romantic. 335 00:21:38,376 --> 00:21:39,626 And you? 336 00:21:40,334 --> 00:21:41,334 Me? 337 00:21:42,292 --> 00:21:42,959 I got a strike. 338 00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:46,542 I played with Cheetahs! 339 00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:51,542 Don't laugh, I feel like we've met before. 340 00:21:52,126 --> 00:21:53,876 - No, we haven't. - We have. 341 00:21:54,042 --> 00:21:57,042 - You're on ER nurse. - No, that's not me. 342 00:21:58,876 --> 00:21:59,542 What did I say? 343 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:02,042 It's true! I played with Cheetahs! 344 00:22:02,209 --> 00:22:03,167 Great, Benoit. 345 00:22:03,334 --> 00:22:06,376 Tomorrow we leave at six. Five AM wake-up call. 346 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,376 - Five?! - Five-fifteen. 347 00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:10,542 Great! We sleep in! 348 00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:16,376 There were 2 of them. 349 00:22:20,001 --> 00:22:21,834 Unbelievable. 350 00:22:36,292 --> 00:22:37,292 Bertrand? 351 00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:41,709 Could you look elsewhere while I undress? 352 00:22:42,001 --> 00:22:43,167 Where? 353 00:22:43,334 --> 00:22:46,292 North-northwest. Opposite way from my tits. 354 00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:54,126 Where you from? 355 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,709 Peyrut-Ie-Chfiteuu. 356 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,042 You know it? 357 00:22:58,792 --> 00:23:00,292 Never heard of it. 358 00:23:00,626 --> 00:23:02,376 You must know Beauvais. 359 00:23:02,792 --> 00:23:04,167 I've heard the name. 360 00:23:04,334 --> 00:23:09,209 They often speak of the Bay of Rio, Bali, Venice... 361 00:23:09,709 --> 00:23:13,626 I truly feel Beauvais is among the world's most beautiful places. 362 00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:17,334 That's at the Y, when I was a kid. 363 00:23:20,334 --> 00:23:22,542 That's the National Tapestry Center. 364 00:23:22,709 --> 00:23:25,959 See that smoke stuck? Sopulin paper factory. Know Sopulin? 365 00:23:26,126 --> 00:23:26,959 Of course. 366 00:23:27,126 --> 00:23:28,792 They make it in Beauvais. 367 00:23:30,334 --> 00:23:32,584 You're so in love with your town. 368 00:23:32,751 --> 00:23:34,501 Why did you come to Africa? 369 00:23:35,834 --> 00:23:37,709 For the adventure. 370 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,459 When the impala is born, 371 00:23:40,626 --> 00:23:42,959 he has only 15 minutes to stand 372 00:23:43,251 --> 00:23:45,292 or he may be devoured 373 00:23:45,459 --> 00:23:47,126 by savannah predators. 374 00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:49,376 Fifteen minutes! Incredible, huh? 375 00:23:49,542 --> 00:23:51,876 These books were a great idea. Thanks. 376 00:23:52,334 --> 00:23:53,501 If someone told me, 377 00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:56,626 you'd be here on your 32nd birthday... 378 00:23:56,792 --> 00:23:58,876 - 35th. - Right. 379 00:23:59,501 --> 00:24:02,626 - Our Benoit, surgeon-to-be! - Not yet. 380 00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:05,417 My first operation will be right here. 381 00:24:06,001 --> 00:24:07,876 - In the garden? - No, the hospital. 382 00:24:08,792 --> 00:24:12,084 In my home town. Beauvais. The best place on earth. 383 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:14,126 Yeah, we know. 384 00:24:14,292 --> 00:24:16,626 And our last gift. 385 00:24:17,001 --> 00:24:18,626 This is too much. 386 00:24:28,376 --> 00:24:29,709 An African safari? 387 00:24:29,876 --> 00:24:30,751 A great trip. 388 00:24:31,542 --> 00:24:33,001 I travel through books. 389 00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:37,459 Look, you read Africa, India, China! 390 00:24:37,626 --> 00:24:39,917 Stop reading the world, see it! 391 00:24:40,084 --> 00:24:42,084 You're 35, stuck to the couch. 392 00:24:42,251 --> 00:24:43,667 Go to Africa! Fuck! 393 00:24:44,334 --> 00:24:45,334 Watch your language. 394 00:24:45,501 --> 00:24:47,709 We're going to the Pezet's in Suint-Tropez! 395 00:24:51,084 --> 00:24:53,126 Next year, I'll go to Chile. 396 00:24:53,542 --> 00:24:54,959 Must be nice. 397 00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:57,334 Must be. 398 00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:01,626 What was that? 399 00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:04,709 Please. 400 00:25:08,209 --> 00:25:09,501 That 401 00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:11,917 Please. 402 00:25:13,792 --> 00:25:15,292 It's nothing, kill it. 403 00:25:15,459 --> 00:25:17,084 - You sure? - No danger. 404 00:25:27,042 --> 00:25:28,709 Sorry, Jean Jean, 405 00:25:28,876 --> 00:25:30,417 it was an egg-bearer. 406 00:25:30,584 --> 00:25:33,167 When you kill her, the young scatter. 407 00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:35,626 They enter through your orifices. 408 00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:37,459 Sleep with your pants on? 409 00:25:39,459 --> 00:25:41,376 But some got up my nose. 410 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,251 Morning. Sleep well? 411 00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:48,709 Come here, I have an announcement. 412 00:25:48,876 --> 00:25:50,209 I have a little surprise for you. 413 00:25:50,376 --> 00:25:52,001 Today, we're going to... 414 00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:53,334 Mozambique! 415 00:26:05,501 --> 00:26:08,917 Listen up, everyone. I have a little surprise. 416 00:26:09,292 --> 00:26:12,542 All right. Today we're making a side trip to... 417 00:26:12,709 --> 00:26:14,792 The Fuundo village, right? 418 00:26:14,959 --> 00:26:18,542 It's in the brochure. Fuundo village. No surprise. 419 00:26:21,876 --> 00:26:23,876 0h, right. The village. 420 00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:25,667 What kind of village? 421 00:26:26,834 --> 00:26:28,501 A Fuundo village. 422 00:26:30,334 --> 00:26:33,959 It's in the heart of the savannah, 400 miles from Johannesburg. 423 00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:37,542 A village untouched by civilization and decadence, 424 00:26:37,751 --> 00:26:40,376 despite frenetic globalization. 425 00:26:40,542 --> 00:26:43,584 The Fuundos. Having preserved their ancestral soul, 426 00:26:43,751 --> 00:26:47,501 this primitive people is immune to modern temptations. 427 00:26:48,417 --> 00:26:50,251 - Momo. - What? 428 00:26:50,417 --> 00:26:51,501 Nothing wrong? 429 00:26:51,667 --> 00:26:55,417 What? I'm fine there. Gathering fruit, looking exhausted. 430 00:26:55,584 --> 00:26:56,959 What's that? 431 00:27:00,084 --> 00:27:01,167 Enough. 432 00:27:01,334 --> 00:27:02,667 Two weeks ago, “Wes. 433 00:27:02,959 --> 00:27:06,001 Now it's the boxers. What's next, 0 Hermés scarf? 434 00:27:09,709 --> 00:27:12,334 Juwul, when Wembé's carrying corn, 435 00:27:12,584 --> 00:27:14,501 get in there beside him! 436 00:27:15,126 --> 00:27:17,542 Azuun, don't laugh. When goats stray, 437 00:27:17,917 --> 00:27:20,209 it's a problem. Lead them to the side. 438 00:27:20,376 --> 00:27:22,626 I keep telling you. One more thing: 439 00:27:23,292 --> 00:27:24,917 Turn off your cell phones! 440 00:27:25,626 --> 00:27:28,001 The Fuundo village, stands forgotten 441 00:27:28,334 --> 00:27:29,667 in a hi-tech world. 442 00:27:29,834 --> 00:27:31,876 Wow! Sounds so typical! 443 00:27:32,459 --> 00:27:33,042 Let's go. 444 00:27:33,501 --> 00:27:36,334 It is nice. Really a nice village. 445 00:27:36,501 --> 00:27:39,834 But now that I know you, I think I know what you need. 446 00:27:40,001 --> 00:27:41,834 I have something lust for you. 447 00:27:42,292 --> 00:27:43,834 A slight change of schedule, 448 00:27:44,042 --> 00:27:46,042 and we can make a side trip to... 449 00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:47,459 Excuse me. 450 00:27:50,709 --> 00:27:53,167 Dacier, it's Max from Africa Tours! 451 00:27:53,334 --> 00:27:55,376 The Travel Office is watching you. 452 00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:58,292 There are moles in your group! I got to go. 453 00:28:01,042 --> 00:28:02,126 To? 454 00:28:03,709 --> 00:28:04,876 There are two seats for you. 455 00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:08,251 You were interrupted. A side trip to... 456 00:28:09,292 --> 00:28:11,542 Right, too for. 457 00:28:12,209 --> 00:28:14,167 A side trip too for? 458 00:28:15,917 --> 00:28:17,751 How do you feel about moles? 459 00:28:18,292 --> 00:28:20,376 Moles? What are you getting at? 460 00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:22,334 Neither do I. 461 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:25,501 Why? We're going to see moles? Is that it? 462 00:28:26,084 --> 00:28:28,084 Unless the moles see us. 463 00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:30,126 Not knowing we know! 464 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:34,292 While watching, and not telling us that they're watching us. 465 00:28:34,751 --> 00:28:35,917 African proverb? 466 00:28:36,251 --> 00:28:38,542 Are you OK? You look stressed out. 467 00:28:41,542 --> 00:28:42,792 Excuse me... 468 00:28:49,334 --> 00:28:51,751 No good... 469 00:28:55,751 --> 00:28:57,376 I get to Mozambique 470 00:28:57,751 --> 00:28:58,751 or I lose Buko. 471 00:28:59,167 --> 00:29:01,501 With the Fuundo, there are moles. 472 00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:03,209 Who's he talking to? 473 00:29:03,459 --> 00:29:04,792 His engine. 474 00:29:06,251 --> 00:29:07,626 Is that normal? 475 00:29:08,251 --> 00:29:09,167 For men, yeah. 476 00:29:10,626 --> 00:29:13,876 The briefcase. What if I lost it? Right. 477 00:29:14,042 --> 00:29:17,459 Hi, Monsieur Charles. I lost the briefcase. 478 00:29:17,917 --> 00:29:21,792 He'd never believe me. And then there's Becker. 479 00:29:31,709 --> 00:29:34,792 0K, whatever you want. It's your money. 480 00:29:35,126 --> 00:29:36,667 Fine, bye. 481 00:29:40,001 --> 00:29:41,709 Change of plans! 482 00:29:42,001 --> 00:29:43,709 Guess who's coming to see us! 483 00:29:44,792 --> 00:29:46,042 Ducier! 484 00:30:00,376 --> 00:30:03,209 It's so beautiful. And so typical! 485 00:30:04,209 --> 00:30:05,459 - Can we talk? - Sure. 486 00:30:06,751 --> 00:30:09,376 Hi, I'm Beno’l‘t Solanse from Beauvais. 487 00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:11,501 But they won't understand. 488 00:30:18,334 --> 00:30:19,792 - What is it? - Pillagers. 489 00:30:21,001 --> 00:30:22,626 Pillagers! 490 00:30:32,042 --> 00:30:34,834 Is it Ringling Bros. all day or we get breaks? 491 00:30:53,042 --> 00:30:54,292 Don't panic. 492 00:30:54,459 --> 00:30:56,126 It means, ”Hands up." 493 00:30:56,292 --> 00:30:57,459 No, no breaks. 494 00:30:59,626 --> 00:31:01,667 - You told them hands up? - I did? 495 00:31:02,001 --> 00:31:02,917 Who are they? 496 00:31:03,376 --> 00:31:05,001 Pillagers. They're pillaging us. 497 00:31:05,417 --> 00:31:06,667 They have blue balls, too? 498 00:31:09,042 --> 00:31:09,917 Is it Wuoolite? 499 00:31:11,459 --> 00:31:12,084 Yeah. 500 00:31:12,376 --> 00:31:13,667 Go talk to them. 501 00:31:14,167 --> 00:31:16,001 OK, I'm going. 502 00:31:27,417 --> 00:31:28,501 Pinch me. 503 00:31:28,667 --> 00:31:29,792 Ducier! 504 00:31:31,251 --> 00:31:33,459 In the bush. You vaccinated? 505 00:31:33,959 --> 00:31:34,792 Don't overact. 506 00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:37,042 I'm not! We're so believable. 507 00:31:37,209 --> 00:31:41,542 I went to dramatic arts school! At age 11, I could do Moliére! 508 00:31:41,876 --> 00:31:45,209 Look, just do what we said on the phone. 509 00:31:45,376 --> 00:31:47,042 Get the briefcase off the bus, 510 00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:49,626 from the iumpy guy with pimples. 511 00:31:49,792 --> 00:31:51,042 Then get out of here. 512 00:32:00,459 --> 00:32:03,459 This is it. My life is passing before my eyes. 513 00:32:03,626 --> 00:32:06,001 Please, send my remains to Beuuvuis! 514 00:32:08,751 --> 00:32:09,626 You. 515 00:32:10,167 --> 00:32:11,459 Money. 516 00:32:11,626 --> 00:32:14,417 If you tear her clothes off, 517 00:32:14,751 --> 00:32:16,209 and play with her body... 518 00:32:18,042 --> 00:32:19,876 I mean, just in case. 519 00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:22,334 You not work video club 520 00:32:22,709 --> 00:32:23,876 in Dulbun? 521 00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:25,542 I can't believe it. 522 00:32:28,876 --> 00:32:31,334 You, mini-shit, you have the (use? 523 00:32:31,501 --> 00:32:32,667 Give it to me! 524 00:32:34,626 --> 00:32:36,626 - Drop them. - What are you doing? 525 00:32:37,084 --> 00:32:37,792 Saving us, asshole. 526 00:32:38,167 --> 00:32:40,001 - Becker! - "Becker”! I knew it! 527 00:32:42,751 --> 00:32:44,167 Your friend is crazy! 528 00:32:44,417 --> 00:32:45,126 Hold this, bitch. 529 00:32:45,376 --> 00:32:48,209 Hey, I'm a student. Sophomore, economics! 530 00:32:48,417 --> 00:32:49,042 He is! 531 00:32:49,209 --> 00:32:50,834 You're not a mini-shit. 532 00:32:53,501 --> 00:32:54,459 They're blanks. 533 00:32:55,084 --> 00:32:55,876 Yeah. No! 534 00:32:56,209 --> 00:32:57,667 Maybe they're Supermen. 535 00:32:57,917 --> 00:32:59,167 What is this shit? 536 00:32:59,501 --> 00:33:00,917 I don't know anymore. 537 00:33:01,626 --> 00:33:04,042 Jean Jean, you should scratch yourself. 538 00:33:04,209 --> 00:33:04,751 Shut up. 539 00:33:05,542 --> 00:33:07,876 Everyone on the bus. Now. 540 00:33:08,167 --> 00:33:09,167 Now! 541 00:33:12,084 --> 00:33:13,042 Get out of here. 542 00:33:17,501 --> 00:33:18,626 You're finished. 543 00:33:18,876 --> 00:33:21,626 - Tour license revoked. - You're the moles. 544 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:24,417 Once in Paris, my report will destroy you! 545 00:33:24,584 --> 00:33:25,959 If you ever get there. 546 00:33:26,126 --> 00:33:27,209 You drive! 547 00:33:27,376 --> 00:33:28,667 _ Why? -Shut up! 548 00:33:28,834 --> 00:33:29,751 0K, Jean Jean Jean. 549 00:33:29,917 --> 00:33:31,501 Becker, dufus! 550 00:33:32,584 --> 00:33:34,209 Becker Bums. 6006 name. 551 00:33:35,834 --> 00:33:36,667 Get this straight. 552 00:33:36,834 --> 00:33:39,667 My name's not Jean. I'm Ralph Becker. 553 00:33:39,834 --> 00:33:43,626 And I have business with you in Mozambique, as a tourist. 554 00:33:43,917 --> 00:33:45,917 Once it's over, go fuck yourselves. 555 00:33:46,751 --> 00:33:49,667 Anybody makes a move on me, 556 00:33:49,834 --> 00:33:50,709 I'll kill him. 557 00:33:50,876 --> 00:33:53,126 So smile. We're crossing the border. 558 00:33:53,917 --> 00:33:56,459 And there is no briefcase, got it? 559 00:33:57,334 --> 00:33:58,626 I didn't hear you! 560 00:34:21,334 --> 00:34:23,042 Turn the engine off. 561 00:34:26,959 --> 00:34:28,459 Hello, Officer. 562 00:34:28,626 --> 00:34:30,876 We'd like to visit your great land, 563 00:34:31,042 --> 00:34:34,042 to glimpse the 1001 wonders of the pearl of Africa! 564 00:34:34,209 --> 00:34:35,667 You talk a lot. 565 00:34:36,501 --> 00:34:38,209 Everybody out. 566 00:34:57,251 --> 00:34:58,959 Nothing to declare? 567 00:34:59,792 --> 00:35:01,959 No, Mr. Briefcase. 568 00:35:02,626 --> 00:35:03,209 Briefcase? 569 00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:05,167 No! Pencil case. 570 00:35:05,334 --> 00:35:07,959 - He said toothpaste. - Sounded more like pillow case. 571 00:35:08,126 --> 00:35:08,917 Fast pace? 572 00:35:09,084 --> 00:35:10,209 Chevy Chase? 573 00:35:10,376 --> 00:35:11,792 Shut up! 574 00:35:25,126 --> 00:35:26,167 You! 575 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,667 Not your 1st time in Mozambique. 576 00:35:29,834 --> 00:35:31,376 Yes, it is. I swear. 577 00:35:32,084 --> 00:35:33,709 You sell calendars? 578 00:35:35,292 --> 00:35:37,209 We all have a double somewhere. 579 00:35:37,376 --> 00:35:39,042 Like my butcher. 580 00:35:39,209 --> 00:35:41,751 His double is Madonna. Without the mustache. 581 00:35:42,251 --> 00:35:43,084 Sir? 582 00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,667 You dropped your wallet. 583 00:35:55,542 --> 00:35:57,209 All right, you can go. 584 00:36:22,084 --> 00:36:24,667 What did I say? No stopping! 585 00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:27,292 There's something in the way. A radar gun? 586 00:36:27,459 --> 00:36:28,709 A camcorder. 587 00:36:28,876 --> 00:36:31,501 Maybe security, to get evidence on the blue bulls. 588 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,126 Weird. 589 00:36:33,376 --> 00:36:34,459 Duden 590 00:36:35,584 --> 00:36:36,834 go get it. 591 00:36:37,001 --> 00:36:39,292 The tall grass. I'm wearing shorts. 592 00:36:39,459 --> 00:36:40,459 Go. 593 00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:08,709 A Japanese guy, all alone. 594 00:37:09,167 --> 00:37:10,459 Deep in the bush? 595 00:37:12,001 --> 00:37:12,709 Out of my way. 596 00:37:22,751 --> 00:37:25,209 The Japanese and their pictures. 597 00:37:25,792 --> 00:37:29,084 Not very bright. Getting done in by an elephant. 598 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:33,501 The same one. 599 00:37:34,042 --> 00:37:35,792 He knows we know what he did. 600 00:37:36,042 --> 00:37:37,626 He wants no witnesses. 601 00:37:42,584 --> 00:37:43,667 Drive, or I'll shoot! 602 00:37:43,917 --> 00:37:44,709 It will charge us! 603 00:37:45,501 --> 00:37:46,917 He wants to rub the bus. 604 00:37:47,292 --> 00:37:49,084 Maybe he thinks it's a female. 605 00:37:49,251 --> 00:37:50,501 Stay calm. 606 00:37:51,042 --> 00:37:53,626 - Like he wasn't there. - I can't. 607 00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:58,542 Relax. Here's what we do. 608 00:37:58,709 --> 00:38:00,376 Don't store, or turn around. 609 00:38:01,959 --> 00:38:02,917 Don't bare your teeth. 610 00:38:03,459 --> 00:38:05,876 - It's not a lion. - Animals swap info. 611 00:38:06,042 --> 00:38:07,251 He'll turn us over. 612 00:38:10,876 --> 00:38:12,709 He can't know me, he can't. 613 00:38:19,126 --> 00:38:20,501 Don't move. 614 00:38:25,959 --> 00:38:28,167 I don't want him to touch me! 615 00:38:28,542 --> 00:38:29,292 Don't move! 616 00:38:32,209 --> 00:38:34,292 Get him away, Ducier! 617 00:38:36,167 --> 00:38:37,709 Get him away! 618 00:38:46,167 --> 00:38:47,542 He's sucking him! 619 00:38:48,209 --> 00:38:49,917 Leave me alone, please. 620 00:38:59,959 --> 00:39:01,792 Drive, Benoit! Drive! 621 00:39:03,334 --> 00:39:06,251 Let's go, fast. First gear, second, third! 622 00:39:13,959 --> 00:39:15,667 - Strange. - What? 623 00:39:15,834 --> 00:39:17,542 The scenery's not moving. 624 00:39:23,626 --> 00:39:25,626 Ducier! Do something! 625 00:39:26,501 --> 00:39:28,209 I'll talk to him. 626 00:39:33,126 --> 00:39:34,917 Put it down! Down! 627 00:39:35,084 --> 00:39:37,667 That's not yours! Go away! 628 00:39:39,167 --> 00:39:40,167 Go away! 629 00:39:42,542 --> 00:39:44,876 - Any sandwiches? - You want to eat now? 630 00:39:45,292 --> 00:39:45,876 Drop it! 631 00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:50,709 Go away! 632 00:39:51,126 --> 00:39:52,042 Come on, Dumbo! 633 00:39:58,126 --> 00:39:59,459 Go, Benofi! 634 00:39:59,626 --> 00:40:01,459 Don't bother saying thank you. 635 00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:10,459 Want a kleenex? 636 00:40:10,792 --> 00:40:11,667 Stop. 637 00:40:11,834 --> 00:40:13,042 Stop! 638 00:40:14,209 --> 00:40:15,626 Everyone out! 639 00:40:27,876 --> 00:40:30,959 Faster! Move it! 640 00:40:32,417 --> 00:40:34,126 Line up in front of me. 641 00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:39,876 Hang on, 642 00:40:40,917 --> 00:40:42,209 they're not involved. 643 00:40:42,376 --> 00:40:44,292 I didn't say a word, right? 644 00:40:45,001 --> 00:40:47,376 You can't kill us, just like that. 645 00:40:47,542 --> 00:40:50,334 I always found you nice. Very open to others. 646 00:40:50,501 --> 00:40:51,251 Turn around! 647 00:40:51,751 --> 00:40:53,042 Mr. Becker, 648 00:40:53,459 --> 00:40:55,459 I'm a doctor. Let me help. 649 00:40:56,167 --> 00:40:57,834 It starts in childhood. 650 00:40:58,001 --> 00:41:00,126 Violent parents, peer pressure. 651 00:41:00,584 --> 00:41:01,792 No girlfriend? 652 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,501 I see your discomfort. 653 00:41:04,542 --> 00:41:05,376 We'll talk. 654 00:41:05,792 --> 00:41:07,584 I said turn around! 655 00:41:08,584 --> 00:41:09,667 Why? 656 00:41:13,792 --> 00:41:15,209 We're all dead. 657 00:41:16,626 --> 00:41:18,292 I got to take a piss! 658 00:41:20,542 --> 00:41:23,542 You are all so fucking stupid. 659 00:41:31,709 --> 00:41:33,376 - We have to act. - Don't, kid. 660 00:41:33,542 --> 00:41:34,126 I'm no kid. 661 00:41:39,501 --> 00:41:41,876 It's not a bladder, it's a well! 662 00:41:44,834 --> 00:41:47,584 - Tell him there's a lion. - Won't work. 663 00:41:50,167 --> 00:41:51,126 All done! 664 00:41:54,376 --> 00:41:55,917 Becker, behind you! 665 00:41:57,167 --> 00:41:59,084 What? A lion, right? 666 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:01,626 I heard you whispering. 667 00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:15,209 Ducier, do something. 668 00:42:15,376 --> 00:42:17,376 Slowly, let's get on the bus. 669 00:42:17,542 --> 00:42:20,959 And remember, don't turn your teeth or show your buck. 670 00:42:48,751 --> 00:42:50,042 What's he doing? 671 00:42:51,792 --> 00:42:52,876 Coming this way. 672 00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:11,626 - How long do they digest? - No idea. 673 00:43:12,251 --> 00:43:15,084 After a good meal, I can sleep 3 or 4 hours. 674 00:43:15,251 --> 00:43:17,626 Lions take up to 12 hours. 675 00:43:17,917 --> 00:43:18,667 We can't wait. 676 00:43:24,459 --> 00:43:25,876 He won't go. 677 00:43:26,042 --> 00:43:27,542 Try the wiper fluid. 678 00:43:37,542 --> 00:43:39,042 He won't go. 679 00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:41,167 Blow the horn, loud. 680 00:43:44,584 --> 00:43:45,792 I'll try it. 681 00:43:50,376 --> 00:43:51,501 He won't go. 682 00:43:54,584 --> 00:43:55,292 Try this. 683 00:44:05,417 --> 00:44:06,251 Beauvais, 684 00:44:06,792 --> 00:44:09,001 constructed in 1587 685 00:44:09,792 --> 00:44:11,334 by Archduke de Grundpierre. 686 00:44:12,042 --> 00:44:15,542 At 82 feet above sea level, 687 00:44:15,709 --> 00:44:19,292 Beauvais is the most elevated town in the 0ise valley. 688 00:44:19,584 --> 00:44:22,376 The city ramparts were completed 689 00:44:22,542 --> 00:44:25,459 in 1681, under Henry VIII. 690 00:44:25,626 --> 00:44:28,042 Sock capital of the world, Beauvais... 691 00:44:28,209 --> 00:44:29,792 It is fucking boring. 692 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:33,251 Ralph Becker is not available. 693 00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:35,459 Leave (1 message at the tone. 694 00:44:35,626 --> 00:44:38,084 What's going on, Becker? Call me back! 695 00:44:40,042 --> 00:44:41,042 Chouchou, 696 00:44:41,334 --> 00:44:42,542 you have feminine intuition? 697 00:44:42,709 --> 00:44:45,292 It's not my strongest suit. 698 00:44:45,459 --> 00:44:48,459 I have it. And it tells me something's wrong. 699 00:44:48,667 --> 00:44:49,834 And I'm a cool guy. 700 00:44:50,001 --> 00:44:51,959 True, boss. You're very cool. 701 00:44:52,126 --> 00:44:55,084 Yeah, but I feel my dark side coming back to me. 702 00:44:55,834 --> 00:44:58,376 Coming back to me, my dark side, 703 00:44:58,542 --> 00:44:59,959 I feel. 704 00:45:16,709 --> 00:45:19,126 Why didn't he eat the head? 705 00:45:19,626 --> 00:45:21,959 Maybe it's like us with shrimp. 706 00:45:22,376 --> 00:45:23,251 Could be. 707 00:45:24,292 --> 00:45:25,751 Maybe it's the hair. 708 00:45:25,917 --> 00:45:27,584 I hate artichoke hairs. 709 00:45:31,626 --> 00:45:33,876 Now that the funeral is over, 710 00:45:34,084 --> 00:45:36,501 could you fill us in? 711 00:45:36,751 --> 00:45:37,459 What's this about? 712 00:45:38,334 --> 00:45:41,417 I'll tell you but don't panic if you hear the word... 713 00:45:42,292 --> 00:45:43,084 ”mafia... 714 00:45:44,126 --> 00:45:44,792 $25,000... 715 00:45:44,959 --> 00:45:47,501 A bus full of tourists. Perfect cover. 716 00:45:47,959 --> 00:45:49,167 Buko! 717 00:45:49,751 --> 00:45:50,959 Hukunu mututu! 718 00:45:51,126 --> 00:45:51,876 Disgusting! 719 00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:54,001 You used us! 720 00:45:54,167 --> 00:45:56,584 Like guinea pigs! I'll tear him to pieces! 721 00:45:56,751 --> 00:45:59,709 She's right. This is intolerable, inexcusable, 722 00:45:59,876 --> 00:46:03,459 uniustifiuble, contemptible! That's all my udiectives. 723 00:46:03,626 --> 00:46:04,876 The safari is over. 724 00:46:05,042 --> 00:46:07,209 Take us to Johannesburg, we're leaving. 725 00:46:07,376 --> 00:46:08,792 We're not involved. 726 00:46:08,959 --> 00:46:11,292 Not to defend him, but he has no choice. 727 00:46:13,001 --> 00:46:13,959 Rémi is right. 728 00:46:14,626 --> 00:46:16,584 I have to deliver the case. 729 00:46:16,751 --> 00:46:19,084 - Look what's inside! - I don't want to know. 730 00:46:20,126 --> 00:46:22,251 Either you end up heudcheese, 731 00:46:23,334 --> 00:46:24,334 or come with me. 732 00:46:29,501 --> 00:46:30,501 Ducier! 733 00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:35,084 I don't like doing this, but I am! 734 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:38,001 Now I decide. We're going to Johannesburg. 735 00:46:38,167 --> 00:46:40,834 Mugulie, I'm a doctor. I can help. 736 00:46:41,001 --> 00:46:41,959 Shut up. 737 00:46:42,542 --> 00:46:43,626 Magma, 738 00:46:44,459 --> 00:46:45,709 you can't kill a man. 739 00:46:46,459 --> 00:46:48,501 I don't care, I've lost it. 740 00:46:49,001 --> 00:46:50,084 Magma, 741 00:46:50,376 --> 00:46:52,917 I've always thought of you as exceptional. 742 00:46:53,084 --> 00:46:56,209 In fact, I never got how you could marry 743 00:46:56,417 --> 00:46:58,126 that shit bug, Michel. 744 00:46:58,292 --> 00:47:00,626 Good taxi driver, cheating husband. 745 00:47:00,792 --> 00:47:03,126 - Leave him out of it. - Put the gun down. 746 00:47:04,001 --> 00:47:06,792 I don't for a second believe you're capable. 747 00:47:12,584 --> 00:47:15,626 What do we tell the customers about Jean Jean Jean, 748 00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:17,667 AKA Becker, or the Headless Mun? 749 00:47:20,667 --> 00:47:21,876 We're done for. 750 00:47:22,042 --> 00:47:22,792 Wait. 751 00:47:23,334 --> 00:47:24,959 Those customers. 752 00:47:25,167 --> 00:47:28,042 They might not know what Becker looks like. 753 00:47:40,709 --> 00:47:41,751 Bertrand? 754 00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:45,584 Thanks. When you stopped me from shooting Ducier, it... 755 00:47:47,084 --> 00:47:48,376 Really? It... 756 00:47:49,959 --> 00:47:53,626 In 10 years working with you I've always thought you were... 757 00:47:58,251 --> 00:47:59,917 Drippy, if you prefer. 758 00:48:00,751 --> 00:48:01,959 But you were solid. 759 00:48:05,084 --> 00:48:07,209 Don't call Michel u shit bug. 760 00:48:07,501 --> 00:48:09,042 Roger, Magma. 761 00:48:12,126 --> 00:48:14,126 You knew he was cheating? 762 00:48:14,917 --> 00:48:16,501 I might be... 763 00:48:17,292 --> 00:48:18,667 but I'm not blind. 764 00:48:53,501 --> 00:48:55,626 The meet is 1/4 mile away. I'll go. 765 00:48:55,792 --> 00:48:57,584 - I'm coming. - Stay here. 766 00:48:57,751 --> 00:48:59,542 You're not credible us Becker. 767 00:48:59,709 --> 00:49:01,792 I'll be Ducier, he'll be Becker. 768 00:49:01,959 --> 00:49:03,751 You're too young to be Becker. 769 00:49:03,917 --> 00:49:05,876 - I could be Becker. - Or Ducier. 770 00:49:06,167 --> 00:49:08,459 - Which um I? - Ducier. 771 00:49:08,626 --> 00:49:09,459 I'm not Ducier? 772 00:49:09,626 --> 00:49:11,626 You're Becker. Bertrand's Ducier. 773 00:49:12,001 --> 00:49:14,709 I'm sick of this! Make up your minds. 774 00:49:14,876 --> 00:49:17,084 She's right. OK, I'm Ducier. 775 00:49:17,251 --> 00:49:18,876 And Ducier is Becker. 776 00:49:19,334 --> 00:49:21,001 Bertrand, it's too risky. 777 00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:22,251 I'm going. 778 00:49:24,042 --> 00:49:26,376 - Sit down, kid. - I'm no kid. 779 00:49:26,542 --> 00:49:28,292 You're too young to die. 780 00:49:30,251 --> 00:49:31,209 Really? 781 00:49:31,834 --> 00:49:32,876 We might die? 782 00:49:56,584 --> 00:49:57,792 What time is it? 783 00:49:59,917 --> 00:50:01,042 4 PM. 784 00:50:01,667 --> 00:50:02,959 I'm Becker, right? 785 00:50:03,126 --> 00:50:05,042 No. I mean, yes. 786 00:50:08,251 --> 00:50:09,667 Strange silence. 787 00:50:32,501 --> 00:50:33,751 Are we lute? 788 00:50:40,584 --> 00:50:44,251 I'll quit deking you. You're on time, by my tik-tik, eh? 789 00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:47,917 I'm Hummul, leader of the Mozambique counter-insurgency. 790 00:50:48,459 --> 00:50:50,876 I studied in Canada, eh? 791 00:50:51,542 --> 00:50:53,334 But enough about me. 792 00:50:54,126 --> 00:50:55,501 We are running late. 793 00:50:55,667 --> 00:50:56,834 Two years ago, 794 00:50:57,334 --> 00:50:59,876 I was a trader in Toronto. Buy it! Sell it! 795 00:51:00,042 --> 00:51:01,709 All day long. But I knew 796 00:51:01,876 --> 00:51:03,626 I wasn't about bucks. 797 00:51:04,251 --> 00:51:07,251 One night in my iucuzzi, I heard a voice. 798 00:51:07,834 --> 00:51:08,626 It was Céline. 799 00:51:10,292 --> 00:51:10,917 Dion? 800 00:51:12,376 --> 00:51:15,542 Luurentides. My kindergarten teacher. 801 00:51:15,751 --> 00:51:18,542 She said, with that pile of mooluh you got, 802 00:51:18,751 --> 00:51:19,709 make a putsch! 803 00:51:21,001 --> 00:51:22,667 A putsch! 804 00:51:24,542 --> 00:51:25,834 Which one is Becker? 805 00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:27,792 Him. 806 00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:29,959 Yeah, it's me. That's right. 807 00:51:30,126 --> 00:51:33,542 I'm Ralph Becker, born June 12, 1964. 808 00:51:37,209 --> 00:51:38,709 Nice to meet you. 809 00:51:38,959 --> 00:51:41,417 Monsieur Charles told me about you. 810 00:51:41,584 --> 00:51:43,167 He loves you shookums. 811 00:51:43,334 --> 00:51:44,376 It's mutual. 812 00:51:44,626 --> 00:51:45,834 Let's mush. 813 00:51:46,167 --> 00:51:47,459 Can I check? 814 00:51:48,209 --> 00:51:49,251 The (use. 815 00:51:49,417 --> 00:51:50,417 Of course. 816 00:51:59,292 --> 00:52:00,251 Nice animal. 817 00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:02,709 Yeah, it is a blast. 818 00:52:09,959 --> 00:52:11,626 - For Monsieur Charles. - Thanks. 819 00:52:12,709 --> 00:52:15,834 All right, we", we should go, right Becker? 820 00:52:16,001 --> 00:52:17,376 Yeah, let's go. 821 00:52:22,959 --> 00:52:25,292 You're a trip, Becker. 822 00:52:27,209 --> 00:52:28,626 Yeah, he is funny. 823 00:52:46,167 --> 00:52:49,417 Nice laughing, eh? But we better get to work. 824 00:52:52,334 --> 00:52:53,376 What work? 825 00:52:54,501 --> 00:52:57,626 Installing the guidance system on our missile. 826 00:52:58,042 --> 00:52:59,667 Thanks to you, 827 00:53:00,834 --> 00:53:01,917 we'll putsch! 828 00:53:02,334 --> 00:53:04,917 This is on important moment for our country. 829 00:53:05,084 --> 00:53:07,542 To celebrate this historic event, 830 00:53:07,709 --> 00:53:11,209 the future national anthem of Mozambique. 831 00:53:54,959 --> 00:53:56,167 Get to work. 832 00:54:05,167 --> 00:54:07,042 Know anything about missiles? 833 00:54:07,251 --> 00:54:08,376 Very little. 834 00:54:10,709 --> 00:54:12,751 OK, I'm going to reboot it. 835 00:54:13,334 --> 00:54:13,917 Reboot it? 836 00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:16,084 It's on that button. 837 00:54:16,292 --> 00:54:17,084 0“ fight. 838 00:54:22,084 --> 00:54:24,126 Mode reboot, 0K! 839 00:54:24,834 --> 00:54:26,542 It doesn't seem complicated. 840 00:54:28,584 --> 00:54:31,292 I'll plug that in there. 841 00:54:31,459 --> 00:54:33,292 Hang on. How many holes are there? 842 00:54:34,251 --> 00:54:35,459 Four. 843 00:54:36,709 --> 00:54:38,042 Eight plugs. 844 00:54:38,584 --> 00:54:40,626 This is no good. We'll all die. 845 00:54:40,792 --> 00:54:41,584 That's no help. 846 00:54:46,709 --> 00:54:47,876 I can't. 847 00:54:49,126 --> 00:54:49,709 Bravo! 848 00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:52,751 Thank you. 849 00:54:53,667 --> 00:54:54,417 That's good. 850 00:54:56,042 --> 00:54:58,042 Now we're ready to... 851 00:54:58,584 --> 00:54:59,709 To... 852 00:55:00,084 --> 00:55:02,459 Plug in the video and reverse poles. 853 00:55:07,792 --> 00:55:08,959 This plug, 854 00:55:09,459 --> 00:55:11,292 could go there. How's that feel? 855 00:55:12,126 --> 00:55:13,626 Like I'm going to faint. 856 00:55:14,417 --> 00:55:15,292 Or vomit. 857 00:55:16,126 --> 00:55:17,792 - Let's take a break. - Yes. 858 00:55:24,251 --> 00:55:26,751 - Something wrong? - No, we're fine. 859 00:55:27,167 --> 00:55:28,459 Just taking a break. 860 00:55:28,626 --> 00:55:29,792 Doing a purge. 861 00:55:30,292 --> 00:55:32,084 Obviously. We have to purge. 862 00:55:32,792 --> 00:55:35,001 It's Chinese, so it needs purging. 863 00:55:44,126 --> 00:55:46,667 0K, purge is over. Let's go. 864 00:55:54,626 --> 00:55:55,917 I'll try blue in blue. 865 00:56:05,209 --> 00:56:06,292 Bravo! 866 00:56:11,334 --> 00:56:12,292 Hear a noise? 867 00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:15,626 It sounds like a coffee machine. 868 00:56:19,876 --> 00:56:22,876 Smoke's coming out, and a razor sound. 869 00:56:23,042 --> 00:56:25,584 Becker, is that fog and iigsuw noise normal? 870 00:56:26,292 --> 00:56:27,667 Yes, quite normal. 871 00:56:28,042 --> 00:56:29,626 Normal for post-purge. 872 00:56:39,751 --> 00:56:42,667 Becker, there's more and more fog. 873 00:56:45,167 --> 00:56:46,376 Becker? 874 00:56:47,792 --> 00:56:49,667 Is there a purge problem? 875 00:57:03,001 --> 00:57:04,001 Tuburnuc! 876 00:57:14,917 --> 00:57:16,459 Ducier, give me your hand! 877 00:57:18,876 --> 00:57:20,292 Any problems? 878 00:57:20,834 --> 00:57:21,501 Answer me. 879 00:57:22,167 --> 00:57:23,084 What's this money? 880 00:57:23,792 --> 00:57:25,626 Bertrand. They gave it to you? 881 00:57:34,751 --> 00:57:36,251 Yes, good. Good. 882 00:57:43,667 --> 00:57:44,584 Rockets! 883 00:57:46,876 --> 00:57:48,626 They're firing rockets at us! 884 00:57:49,376 --> 00:57:51,209 - What should I do? - Step on it! 885 00:57:51,667 --> 00:57:53,292 It's floored. I'm doing 40! 886 00:58:05,626 --> 00:58:07,084 Didn't udiust for the northeaster. 887 00:58:23,876 --> 00:58:25,751 Benofi, look out! 888 00:58:25,917 --> 00:58:27,376 I can't see! 889 00:58:41,917 --> 00:58:43,292 - Back up. - What? 890 00:58:43,459 --> 00:58:44,626 Back up! 891 00:58:44,876 --> 00:58:46,501 We're too heavy. 892 00:58:47,542 --> 00:58:48,876 Bail it out! 893 00:58:49,042 --> 00:58:50,709 It's no good. We have to get out. 894 00:58:50,876 --> 00:58:51,417 Bail! 895 00:58:53,792 --> 00:58:55,792 It's no use! 896 00:58:58,542 --> 00:59:00,126 Listen to me! 897 00:59:00,584 --> 00:59:02,376 Another one's coming! 898 00:59:09,751 --> 00:59:12,292 Hurry up! Come on, Bertrand! 899 00:59:20,584 --> 00:59:22,001 Monsieur Charles? 900 00:59:22,417 --> 00:59:23,417 This is Youssouf. 901 00:59:23,584 --> 00:59:24,626 Everything 0K? 902 00:59:24,792 --> 00:59:26,751 I'm keeping my shorts on. 903 00:59:27,542 --> 00:59:30,084 - But I'm rather cross. - What? 904 00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:47,167 Richard couldn't do that. 905 00:59:48,459 --> 00:59:49,917 He played bushophobic. 906 00:59:50,126 --> 00:59:52,334 "I'm afraid of lions and antelope!” 907 00:59:52,501 --> 00:59:54,917 He hit Becker, sabotaged the goods. 908 00:59:55,501 --> 00:59:56,417 Stole my money! 909 00:59:56,584 --> 00:59:57,792 Richard did that? 910 00:59:58,501 --> 01:00:00,459 Yeah, and he got himself killed. 911 01:00:00,917 --> 01:00:02,292 The dumb shit. 912 01:00:07,959 --> 01:00:10,667 Wait! We lost Ducier. 913 01:00:18,376 --> 01:00:20,542 - He's dead? - Blown up! 914 01:00:21,084 --> 01:00:22,751 And I owe a million dollars! 915 01:00:23,667 --> 01:00:26,001 Richard can't have died like that. 916 01:00:26,667 --> 01:00:30,042 You deaf? He's dead. And now it's your turn, Buko. 917 01:00:30,876 --> 01:00:32,584 Did you at least try calling him? 918 01:00:41,001 --> 01:00:41,959 There! 919 01:01:22,584 --> 01:01:24,459 He is kind of far away. 920 01:01:31,959 --> 01:01:33,376 What happened? 921 01:01:42,501 --> 01:01:44,251 Let's hide. They'll find us. 922 01:01:55,959 --> 01:02:00,084 I must be dreaming. You're alive? Very impressive. 923 01:02:00,917 --> 01:02:04,042 I'm saying you did great. And I'm saying fuck you. 924 01:02:04,501 --> 01:02:05,792 You pick up in the shower? 925 01:02:05,959 --> 01:02:06,876 Not often. 926 01:02:07,042 --> 01:02:08,459 Got my money? 927 01:02:08,626 --> 01:02:10,876 Yes, I have your million dollars. 928 01:02:11,334 --> 01:02:12,417 Finally, good news. 929 01:02:12,751 --> 01:02:15,709 You'll bring it to Johannesburg. Fast. 930 01:02:15,876 --> 01:02:17,001 Fight, flake? 931 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,834 Richard, you're alive? 932 01:02:20,042 --> 01:02:22,626 Tuesday at noon. Cristal Palace Hotel! 933 01:02:39,917 --> 01:02:44,334 Ducier, why not take a normal road with earth under our feet? 934 01:02:44,501 --> 01:02:46,834 Here they can't find us. 935 01:02:47,001 --> 01:02:50,376 No one will, Ducier. We won't make it. 936 01:02:50,542 --> 01:02:54,751 We will. Look, there are steps. Like a staircase. 937 01:02:54,917 --> 01:02:57,042 There's “0 bummer! 938 01:02:58,501 --> 01:03:00,667 That's it. I'm freezing up. 939 01:03:00,834 --> 01:03:03,126 I'm leaving my body! 940 01:03:04,626 --> 01:03:06,584 Stay close to the wall. 941 01:03:06,751 --> 01:03:09,667 Rémi's right. Be one with the rock! 942 01:03:09,834 --> 01:03:13,251 “Be one with the rock”? Shut the hell up, Ducier! 943 01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:16,334 I can't make it! Go ahead without me! 944 01:03:16,751 --> 01:03:17,876 All right! 945 01:03:18,042 --> 01:03:21,251 Benoit, you can make it. Imagine it's Beauvais down there. 946 01:03:35,001 --> 01:03:37,751 How many feet down is it, Bertrand? 947 01:03:37,917 --> 01:03:40,917 I don't know. I have vertigo. I can't count. 948 01:03:48,459 --> 01:03:51,751 It's not very high. I suggest we iump. 949 01:03:51,917 --> 01:03:52,626 Are you sure? 950 01:03:56,042 --> 01:03:57,084 No way. 951 01:03:58,584 --> 01:03:59,751 Give me your hand. 952 01:03:59,959 --> 01:04:00,959 On three! 953 01:04:01,292 --> 01:04:02,584 What's that mean? 954 01:04:02,751 --> 01:04:05,042 Three iump or on three? 955 01:04:06,126 --> 01:04:06,834 One... 956 01:04:07,876 --> 01:04:08,417 Two... 957 01:04:09,501 --> 01:04:10,626 Three! 958 01:04:14,459 --> 01:04:15,542 Four! 959 01:04:29,584 --> 01:04:31,001 You did it. I'm proud. 960 01:04:31,292 --> 01:04:33,126 We almost died 200 times. 961 01:04:34,667 --> 01:04:38,459 There were some down sides, but all in all, 962 01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:41,709 we've seen lots of scenery and animals. 963 01:04:42,501 --> 01:04:44,209 Even very, very close up. 964 01:04:44,792 --> 01:04:47,084 Some weren't even in the brochure! 965 01:04:48,542 --> 01:04:51,959 Ducier, so you know, at this very moment, 966 01:04:52,584 --> 01:04:55,959 I'm hesitating between indignation and a head butt. 967 01:04:56,126 --> 01:05:00,001 We'll find a place to camp, dry off. Or we'll get fungal infection. 968 01:05:00,167 --> 01:05:00,751 So what? 969 01:05:01,542 --> 01:05:03,209 Does that cost extra? 970 01:05:03,459 --> 01:05:05,459 We haven't gone mushrooming yet. 971 01:05:05,626 --> 01:05:07,417 We can still walk 3 hours. 972 01:05:07,709 --> 01:05:09,501 Can't let them catch up. 973 01:05:10,334 --> 01:05:11,709 We're alive for now. 974 01:05:12,834 --> 01:05:14,084 Can I say something? 975 01:05:14,251 --> 01:05:15,917 Sure, this is a democracy. 976 01:05:17,084 --> 01:05:18,251 I'm sick of it! 977 01:05:19,667 --> 01:05:20,417 Text book. 978 01:05:20,626 --> 01:05:22,459 She needs to externalize. 979 01:05:23,084 --> 01:05:24,709 She'll list each shock. 980 01:05:24,876 --> 01:05:26,792 Elephant, blue bulls, pillagers, 981 01:05:26,959 --> 01:05:29,459 Becker, the rockets, the waterfall. 982 01:05:30,292 --> 01:05:31,667 - What do we do? - Talk. 983 01:05:32,084 --> 01:05:33,834 She should insult you first. 984 01:05:34,626 --> 01:05:37,126 - Fubienne... - Shut up, asshole! 985 01:05:37,292 --> 01:05:38,501 Totally text book. 986 01:05:38,876 --> 01:05:40,959 Kutungu, Wuoolite, bullshit. Cocksucker! 987 01:05:41,167 --> 01:05:42,501 Right, she did. 988 01:05:42,709 --> 01:05:44,292 Now it's our turn. 989 01:05:44,542 --> 01:05:47,709 Bunch of rednecks! You're all a pain in my ass! 990 01:05:48,751 --> 01:05:50,584 What do we do now? 991 01:05:51,501 --> 01:05:52,167 That 992 01:05:53,042 --> 01:05:53,959 Good initiative. 993 01:05:54,501 --> 01:05:56,626 - Don't thank him! It hurts. - Sorry. 994 01:05:56,792 --> 01:05:59,001 Had to calm you down. Feel better? 995 01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:00,876 No, it hurts. 996 01:06:11,667 --> 01:06:12,251 Bertrand, 997 01:06:13,626 --> 01:06:15,751 I got like a sock in my mouth. 998 01:06:18,792 --> 01:06:20,417 A snake! 999 01:06:20,792 --> 01:06:21,876 It hit Mugulie! 1000 01:06:23,959 --> 01:06:25,626 What do we do, Benofi? 1001 01:06:25,792 --> 01:06:27,584 My teeth are going away. 1002 01:06:27,751 --> 01:06:28,667 I don't know. 1003 01:06:28,876 --> 01:06:30,834 My neck's unscrewing! 1004 01:06:31,001 --> 01:06:33,167 - You're a doctor! - Don't push me. 1005 01:06:33,334 --> 01:06:34,917 My tongue is crumbling. 1006 01:06:35,292 --> 01:06:36,959 Venimex, cauterize, urine! 1007 01:06:37,126 --> 01:06:39,084 - I have Venimex. - I have a lighter. 1008 01:06:39,459 --> 01:06:41,667 - I don't have to. - OK, I got it. 1009 01:06:41,834 --> 01:06:42,626 Stop! 1010 01:06:43,876 --> 01:06:46,376 If anyone is to urinate on her, I will. 1011 01:06:46,792 --> 01:06:48,209 I owe her that much. 1012 01:07:14,792 --> 01:07:17,667 I think the poison has altered her reality. 1013 01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:19,292 She is elsewhere. 1014 01:07:19,459 --> 01:07:21,042 Sure, but where? 1015 01:07:22,126 --> 01:07:23,501 Got you, Ducier! 1016 01:07:24,459 --> 01:07:25,292 Ski lodge. 1017 01:07:25,459 --> 01:07:26,501 Come on, woosy! 1018 01:07:27,709 --> 01:07:29,542 Come on, a snowball fight! 1019 01:07:29,876 --> 01:07:31,584 Mugulie, stop it. Stop! 1020 01:07:31,792 --> 01:07:33,792 - Let go. - It's just snow. 1021 01:07:34,542 --> 01:07:35,584 I'll handle this. 1022 01:07:35,834 --> 01:07:37,667 - Come on. - I'm having fun. 1023 01:07:42,251 --> 01:07:44,959 Strange, I feel like I've seen you before. 1024 01:07:47,042 --> 01:07:47,626 You too? 1025 01:07:49,084 --> 01:07:50,334 Forget it. 1026 01:07:51,292 --> 01:07:53,209 - You saw me in... - In? 1027 01:07:54,876 --> 01:07:55,876 In the plane. 1028 01:07:56,167 --> 01:07:57,376 OK, I'll drop it. 1029 01:08:00,584 --> 01:08:04,292 Listen, you might think I'm coming on strong, 1030 01:08:05,751 --> 01:08:07,042 but I actually... 1031 01:08:08,501 --> 01:08:09,917 I wanted to say that... 1032 01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:12,792 I know what you mean. 1033 01:08:14,417 --> 01:08:15,792 Me too. 1034 01:08:19,251 --> 01:08:21,084 There you are, kids. 1035 01:08:36,501 --> 01:08:38,209 Great girl, huh? 1036 01:08:38,667 --> 01:08:40,792 Back home, they'd say Ierracfive. 1037 01:08:41,459 --> 01:08:43,292 A terror and attractive. 1038 01:08:43,584 --> 01:08:46,459 Terrudive. I've heard that. Terructive! 1039 01:08:47,167 --> 01:08:48,334 Where are you from? 1040 01:08:48,501 --> 01:08:50,417 Peyrut-Ie-Chfiteuu, small town. 1041 01:08:50,709 --> 01:08:54,209 I can't believe it. I know that place very well. 1042 01:08:54,376 --> 01:08:56,167 - Been to France? - Yes. 1043 01:08:57,334 --> 01:09:00,834 My father sent me, over 20 years ago, 1044 01:09:01,001 --> 01:09:04,001 to Peyrut-le-Chfiteuu, as a camp counselor. Actually, 1045 01:09:05,626 --> 01:09:08,792 I did this girl in the locker of this gym. 1046 01:09:09,209 --> 01:09:10,834 She was terructive! 1047 01:09:11,084 --> 01:09:12,501 What was her name? 1048 01:09:14,167 --> 01:09:15,251 Nicole, that's it! 1049 01:09:15,751 --> 01:09:18,167 - Nicole Chuntirier. - Yes, exactly! 1050 01:09:21,251 --> 01:09:22,834 How did you know? 1051 01:09:23,001 --> 01:09:24,209 She's my mother. 1052 01:09:24,542 --> 01:09:25,251 Your mother? 1053 01:09:26,542 --> 01:09:28,876 Nicole Chuntirier is her maiden name. 1054 01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:32,709 Sure she's your mom? 1055 01:09:32,876 --> 01:09:36,584 The woman fussing around me since birth surely is my mother. 1056 01:09:36,751 --> 01:09:38,792 Hang on, let's not get crazy. 1057 01:09:39,417 --> 01:09:41,126 Nicole Chunfirier 1058 01:09:41,292 --> 01:09:43,959 in a Peyrat-Ie-Chﬁteau gym in '85, 1059 01:09:44,126 --> 01:09:45,417 might be more than one. 1060 01:09:45,584 --> 01:09:46,542 Mr. Ducier? 1061 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:49,209 I set up camp! 1062 01:10:10,209 --> 01:10:12,334 Benoit, let me have your place 1063 01:10:12,501 --> 01:10:14,459 and sleep in my shelter? 1064 01:10:15,292 --> 01:10:15,959 Why? 1065 01:10:16,709 --> 01:10:18,751 I'm a little scored on my own. 1066 01:10:18,917 --> 01:10:21,209 I'd feel safer here. 1067 01:10:21,626 --> 01:10:23,501 You know, I'm a girl. 1068 01:10:24,709 --> 01:10:25,876 Why? 1069 01:10:33,667 --> 01:10:35,626 0h, all right! 1070 01:10:47,126 --> 01:10:48,376 I won't tell. 1071 01:10:49,209 --> 01:10:50,292 Thanks Benofi. 1072 01:10:57,042 --> 01:10:57,959 Mum's the word! 1073 01:11:12,209 --> 01:11:14,542 I'm fluttered you trusted me. 1074 01:11:23,917 --> 01:11:25,209 I get it. 1075 01:11:26,376 --> 01:11:27,959 Didn't see that coming. 1076 01:12:59,917 --> 01:13:02,084 Nicole, you're so terructive. 1077 01:13:03,334 --> 01:13:04,584 Dad? 1078 01:13:14,126 --> 01:13:15,542 It can't be. 1079 01:13:24,292 --> 01:13:25,542 It can't be. 1080 01:13:26,959 --> 01:13:30,167 Last night, I had an incredible encounter. A giraffe! 1081 01:13:30,334 --> 01:13:31,459 Fantastic. 1082 01:13:36,126 --> 01:13:37,376 Morning everyone. 1083 01:13:37,876 --> 01:13:39,292 Sleep well? 1084 01:13:39,459 --> 01:13:40,542 Bertrand, 1085 01:13:42,417 --> 01:13:45,084 how old do you think Rémi is? 1086 01:13:45,251 --> 01:13:48,251 I don't know, 21, 22, 23. 1087 01:13:48,417 --> 01:13:49,459 Why do you ask? 1088 01:13:49,626 --> 01:13:51,001 No reason. 1089 01:13:52,626 --> 01:13:54,376 Morning, Mugulie. 1090 01:13:54,751 --> 01:13:55,792 Sleep well? 1091 01:13:56,709 --> 01:13:57,709 Feeling better? 1092 01:13:57,876 --> 01:14:00,292 You had us worried yesterday. 1093 01:14:00,751 --> 01:14:01,917 You all right? 1094 01:14:02,084 --> 01:14:03,376 I'm fine. 1095 01:14:04,334 --> 01:14:05,626 Are you sure? 1096 01:14:06,292 --> 01:14:07,376 Just fine. 1097 01:14:09,334 --> 01:14:11,209 If not, you should tell us. 1098 01:14:12,834 --> 01:14:14,459 Really, I'm fine. 1099 01:14:14,667 --> 01:14:17,209 Magma, where are we? 1100 01:14:17,501 --> 01:14:18,501 What country? 1101 01:14:20,501 --> 01:14:21,376 Africa? 1102 01:14:21,751 --> 01:14:23,376 Good. And temperatures are... 1103 01:14:26,167 --> 01:14:27,042 Hot. 1104 01:14:29,792 --> 01:14:31,584 She's cured. All is well. 1105 01:14:33,084 --> 01:14:35,709 Come on, Mugulie. Still a long way to go. 1106 01:14:35,917 --> 01:14:37,709 Hot out today. 1107 01:14:37,876 --> 01:14:39,584 Hukunu mutate. 1108 01:14:53,876 --> 01:14:55,084 Something wrong? 1109 01:14:55,334 --> 01:14:56,376 I'm fine. 1110 01:15:00,834 --> 01:15:01,876 Wait up. 1111 01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:06,542 Here, it's all I have left. 1112 01:15:10,126 --> 01:15:11,459 Want me to be lookout? 1113 01:15:11,626 --> 01:15:12,709 No, I'll manage. 1114 01:15:14,376 --> 01:15:17,126 Take five. Benoit's going to poop. 1115 01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:21,126 Why do you say that? 1116 01:15:21,501 --> 01:15:23,042 So they'll know. 1117 01:15:29,167 --> 01:15:30,542 Excuse me, Fubienne. 1118 01:15:30,959 --> 01:15:31,501 Don't be mad. 1119 01:15:32,667 --> 01:15:36,417 I feel like I've met you, too. It's eating at me. 1120 01:15:37,751 --> 01:15:39,709 - Eating at you? - Yes. 1121 01:15:40,209 --> 01:15:41,292 Naturally. 1122 01:16:21,876 --> 01:16:22,584 Ifstuken! 1123 01:16:26,334 --> 01:16:27,792 What's taking him? 1124 01:16:27,959 --> 01:16:29,709 Maybe he's barefoot, or unscrewed. 1125 01:16:30,042 --> 01:16:31,417 Relapse. 1126 01:16:31,584 --> 01:16:35,417 The mountain is our friend. Respect it, or it gets even. 1127 01:16:35,584 --> 01:16:37,084 Let's call the ski patrol. 1128 01:16:37,417 --> 01:16:39,417 Right, that's what we do! 1129 01:16:39,584 --> 01:16:41,459 Not nice, Fubienne. 1130 01:16:41,792 --> 01:16:43,251 Just a little fun. 1131 01:17:28,459 --> 01:17:29,626 What? 1132 01:17:31,376 --> 01:17:32,376 Nothing. 1133 01:17:32,626 --> 01:17:34,626 All right, let's move out. 1134 01:17:52,459 --> 01:17:53,126 No other road? 1135 01:17:54,501 --> 01:17:55,917 Sure, 1136 01:17:56,084 --> 01:17:57,292 we can go around. 1137 01:17:58,667 --> 01:17:59,876 It's only 30 feet across. 1138 01:18:00,084 --> 01:18:02,584 It's hot. A swim will do us good. 1139 01:18:02,751 --> 01:18:04,209 The faster the better. 1140 01:18:04,376 --> 01:18:06,542 - (on everyone swim? - Yeah, let's go. 1141 01:18:06,709 --> 01:18:09,126 0K, everyone follow me. 1142 01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:35,584 Feels good. 1143 01:18:36,209 --> 01:18:37,959 Can we stay a while? 1144 01:18:38,126 --> 01:18:39,959 No, keep going! Hurry! 1145 01:18:41,709 --> 01:18:42,584 Rémi! Come on! 1146 01:18:42,751 --> 01:18:44,542 I'm taking my shoes off! Fungus! 1147 01:18:44,709 --> 01:18:45,792 No, come on! 1148 01:18:45,959 --> 01:18:48,501 OK, I'm coming. Don't get upset. 1149 01:18:48,667 --> 01:18:49,751 Hurry up! 1150 01:18:50,709 --> 01:18:52,167 Come on! Quick! 1151 01:18:53,126 --> 01:18:55,459 Get out of there! Right now! 1152 01:19:05,542 --> 01:19:06,501 Ducier! 1153 01:19:12,334 --> 01:19:13,417 Crocodiles! 1154 01:19:14,084 --> 01:19:14,959 Help! 1155 01:19:19,709 --> 01:19:20,959 Bake, he“)! 1156 01:19:22,792 --> 01:19:24,084 Float on your buck! 1157 01:19:26,542 --> 01:19:27,126 Rémi! 1158 01:19:28,126 --> 01:19:29,167 Float on your buck! 1159 01:19:30,167 --> 01:19:30,751 Richard! 1160 01:19:31,167 --> 01:19:32,501 On your buck! 1161 01:19:33,042 --> 01:19:34,001 On your buck, kid! 1162 01:19:35,792 --> 01:19:38,751 - They'll eat him! - First the arms, so he can't swim. 1163 01:19:39,209 --> 01:19:39,834 I can't. 1164 01:19:40,792 --> 01:19:42,709 Buko, I can't hung on! 1165 01:19:46,501 --> 01:19:47,126 Don't let go! 1166 01:19:47,792 --> 01:19:49,709 Don't let go, Richard! 1167 01:19:51,167 --> 01:19:52,501 Swim! 1168 01:20:03,876 --> 01:20:07,042 I'll never come back to the bush. 1169 01:20:07,917 --> 01:20:08,876 Never! 1170 01:20:24,251 --> 01:20:25,292 Ducier? 1171 01:20:33,876 --> 01:20:36,042 He gave his life for yours. 1172 01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:41,501 I can't believe it. He was with us 2 minutes ago. 1173 01:20:44,001 --> 01:20:45,751 We never got to say farewell. 1174 01:20:47,042 --> 01:20:49,334 Only knew you a little Richard. 1175 01:20:50,167 --> 01:20:51,001 Sorry. 1176 01:20:51,792 --> 01:20:53,459 It just came out. 1177 01:20:55,376 --> 01:20:57,876 If we're still alive on this glacier, 1178 01:20:58,667 --> 01:21:00,209 it's thanks to him. 1179 01:21:01,501 --> 01:21:04,001 Well, he did get us into this shit. 1180 01:21:04,834 --> 01:21:08,626 Seriously, us soon as someone dies people think he's great. 1181 01:21:08,792 --> 01:21:11,501 I say it's a little hypocritical. 1182 01:21:12,292 --> 01:21:13,542 Ready to go? 1183 01:21:15,584 --> 01:21:16,667 Ducier? 1184 01:21:17,542 --> 01:21:19,209 You thawed out? 1185 01:21:21,417 --> 01:21:24,376 Thanks for all you said, while I was dead. 1186 01:21:24,542 --> 01:21:27,542 Except for you. That wasn't so hot. 1187 01:21:29,084 --> 01:21:32,126 Excuse me, I'd like to speak to Richard a moment. 1188 01:21:42,667 --> 01:21:44,667 I know. It's no use saying it. 1189 01:21:44,834 --> 01:21:46,459 Yes, it is. 1190 01:21:46,917 --> 01:21:48,667 My name is Rémi Perronne. 1191 01:21:49,792 --> 01:21:51,792 If you'd stayed in France, 1192 01:21:55,834 --> 01:21:57,917 I would be Rémi Ducier. 1193 01:22:07,667 --> 01:22:08,959 Can I hug you? 1194 01:22:10,667 --> 01:22:11,501 Well... 1195 01:22:11,667 --> 01:22:13,751 I get it. You're timid. 1196 01:22:14,584 --> 01:22:16,084 So am I. 1197 01:22:16,417 --> 01:22:18,084 Must be hereditary. 1198 01:22:18,376 --> 01:22:20,792 No, go ahead. I want you to. 1199 01:22:22,501 --> 01:22:23,876 Bud. 1200 01:22:26,251 --> 01:22:27,292 Bud. 1201 01:22:33,959 --> 01:22:35,959 I missed you so much. 1202 01:22:36,834 --> 01:22:38,042 Stop. 1203 01:22:38,917 --> 01:22:41,042 You didn't even know I existed. 1204 01:22:41,709 --> 01:22:44,042 But I knew something was missing. 1205 01:22:44,501 --> 01:22:45,459 My little kid. 1206 01:22:45,792 --> 01:22:47,542 I'm not a little kid! 1207 01:23:01,751 --> 01:23:02,959 Everything 0K? 1208 01:23:04,751 --> 01:23:06,501 I just had a child. 1209 01:23:12,709 --> 01:23:14,126 Right, of course. 1210 01:23:15,084 --> 01:23:16,542 Why do I bother asking? 1211 01:23:21,501 --> 01:23:24,042 So tell me, do I have grandparents? 1212 01:23:27,001 --> 01:23:28,792 They've been gone a long time. 1213 01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:33,501 My dad went into the bush, after an elephant wounded by poachers. 1214 01:23:35,001 --> 01:23:36,459 He never came back. 1215 01:23:36,709 --> 01:23:39,334 My mom never recovered, died 5 years later. 1216 01:23:39,501 --> 01:23:42,959 I came back to run the business, in my own way. 1217 01:23:47,001 --> 01:23:48,167 Is it still for? 1218 01:23:48,334 --> 01:23:50,292 According to my maps, not far. 1219 01:23:50,459 --> 01:23:52,792 How far is not far? I'm tired! 1220 01:23:52,959 --> 01:23:54,709 Well logically, right now, 1221 01:23:54,959 --> 01:23:55,834 we should be... 1222 01:23:57,709 --> 01:23:59,501 - In the desert. - Shit. 1223 01:24:01,876 --> 01:24:02,667 Not on my map. 1224 01:24:02,959 --> 01:24:04,167 It's not on my map! 1225 01:24:04,334 --> 01:24:06,667 Sure, but we're here. 1226 01:24:50,959 --> 01:24:52,959 The snow is so dry. 1227 01:24:53,126 --> 01:24:54,876 Quit it, Mugulie. Please. 1228 01:24:55,251 --> 01:24:56,292 Magma. 1229 01:24:58,334 --> 01:24:59,792 Come back, my love. 1230 01:24:59,959 --> 01:25:01,376 Don't give up. 1231 01:25:05,376 --> 01:25:07,209 Who are they? 1232 01:25:54,167 --> 01:25:55,417 We're naked. 1233 01:25:59,084 --> 01:25:59,626 Ducier? 1234 01:26:00,167 --> 01:26:01,334 What will they do? 1235 01:26:01,501 --> 01:26:04,167 I don't know, doesn't seem like a barbecue. 1236 01:26:05,542 --> 01:26:07,501 This isn't good. 1237 01:26:07,834 --> 01:26:08,626 How do you feel? 1238 01:26:09,292 --> 01:26:11,959 I'm sore, like I've been skiing for a week. 1239 01:26:15,709 --> 01:26:17,501 Hear that? They're Wuoolites. 1240 01:26:17,792 --> 01:26:19,251 No, that's not possible. 1241 01:26:20,042 --> 01:26:21,417 No, not the bug! 1242 01:26:21,709 --> 01:26:23,084 Not the bug! 1243 01:26:23,251 --> 01:26:24,376 Not the money! 1244 01:26:24,542 --> 01:26:25,459 Buko. 1245 01:26:40,626 --> 01:26:42,626 Betty Love. 1246 01:26:43,709 --> 01:26:45,501 No. Not here. 1247 01:26:49,084 --> 01:26:51,792 Marie-Antoinette, Queen of Spain, 1248 01:26:52,417 --> 01:26:54,292 your time has come. 1249 01:26:54,626 --> 01:26:57,501 Prepare to die by firing squad! 1250 01:26:57,667 --> 01:26:59,417 Do you have a last wish? 1251 01:26:59,584 --> 01:27:00,667 Yes. 1252 01:27:01,292 --> 01:27:03,876 One last taste of love's pleasures. 1253 01:27:17,584 --> 01:27:18,167 Well? 1254 01:27:19,001 --> 01:27:20,959 Marie-Antoinette, Spain, firing squad? 1255 01:27:21,334 --> 01:27:23,626 Queen of France, she was guillotined. 1256 01:27:23,792 --> 01:27:24,584 Are you sure? 1257 01:27:24,834 --> 01:27:27,876 And it's a Troiun horse, not a Troiun condom. 1258 01:27:28,501 --> 01:27:30,834 That was my last film. I'm done. 1259 01:27:31,001 --> 01:27:32,084 Wait. 1260 01:27:32,959 --> 01:27:34,167 You must read this. 1261 01:27:35,459 --> 01:27:36,459 What is it? 1262 01:27:37,209 --> 01:27:38,376 A masterpiece. 1263 01:27:39,334 --> 01:27:40,126 I cried. 1264 01:27:42,084 --> 01:27:43,459 What's it about? 1265 01:27:44,126 --> 01:27:46,167 It's about a man with no past, 1266 01:27:47,709 --> 01:27:49,751 bit by a radioactive rabbit. 1267 01:27:51,376 --> 01:27:52,042 And then? 1268 01:27:52,959 --> 01:27:55,792 He turns into... a fantastic lay. 1269 01:27:56,917 --> 01:27:58,376 Ride-her-mun! 1270 01:27:58,542 --> 01:28:00,501 I really need a vacation. 1271 01:28:02,792 --> 01:28:05,209 Betty Love! 1272 01:28:07,167 --> 01:28:08,751 0h right, 0K... 1273 01:28:09,626 --> 01:28:11,876 No, I never heard of that. 1274 01:28:12,501 --> 01:28:14,834 Oh yes! Oh yes! 1275 01:28:16,126 --> 01:28:17,959 Harder, faster! 1276 01:28:18,126 --> 01:28:19,792 I never would've guessed. 1277 01:28:21,042 --> 01:28:22,751 I must have been mixed up. 1278 01:28:23,751 --> 01:28:26,459 I'm guessing she's a divinity around here. 1279 01:28:26,626 --> 01:28:28,542 - Who to? - Popopopuy. 1280 01:28:28,834 --> 01:28:30,292 Two P's? 1281 01:28:31,667 --> 01:28:32,709 The DaVinci Load? 1282 01:28:34,001 --> 01:28:36,542 Oh I see. Very classy. 1283 01:28:43,542 --> 01:28:45,126 Now you know who I om. 1284 01:28:48,626 --> 01:28:50,584 Can I say something? 1285 01:28:50,876 --> 01:28:52,667 Sorry to get you into this. 1286 01:28:53,459 --> 01:28:55,376 You had no choice. 1287 01:28:56,334 --> 01:28:58,626 You're good, you'll get out of this. 1288 01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:01,459 I doubt it. They burned the money. 1289 01:29:03,542 --> 01:29:04,417 Can I say something? 1290 01:29:13,084 --> 01:29:15,626 I can't explain. All that money... 1291 01:29:16,417 --> 01:29:17,584 I started dreaming. 1292 01:29:19,167 --> 01:29:21,084 Drama classes, 1293 01:29:21,626 --> 01:29:23,209 a new life. 1294 01:29:23,751 --> 01:29:25,042 Without porn. 1295 01:29:26,084 --> 01:29:27,959 I acted once with clothes on. 1296 01:29:28,459 --> 01:29:31,876 A nice film. I played a lighthouse keeper. 1297 01:29:32,292 --> 01:29:33,459 But that... 1298 01:29:33,917 --> 01:29:35,667 No one ever mentions it. 1299 01:29:37,084 --> 01:29:38,209 So there you are. 1300 01:29:39,126 --> 01:29:39,876 I'm sorry. 1301 01:29:45,126 --> 01:29:46,001 You're forgiven. 1302 01:29:47,584 --> 01:29:50,459 That's my son, my flesh and blood. He's right. 1303 01:29:51,126 --> 01:29:52,667 That took courage. 1304 01:29:52,834 --> 01:29:54,792 Yes, you're really fine. 1305 01:29:56,167 --> 01:29:56,876 I mean good. 1306 01:29:57,917 --> 01:29:59,209 Fantastic. 1307 01:29:59,417 --> 01:30:00,709 You'll get Buko buck. 1308 01:30:02,209 --> 01:30:03,584 You're forgetting. 1309 01:30:03,751 --> 01:30:05,792 We're far from Johannesburg. 1310 01:30:19,876 --> 01:30:21,751 Looks a little like Beuuvuis. 1311 01:30:34,334 --> 01:30:36,459 Could we have our room keys? 1312 01:30:39,626 --> 01:30:42,042 Tuesday, 12PM 1313 01:30:48,501 --> 01:30:50,667 - Glad to see you. - Me neither. 1314 01:30:51,251 --> 01:30:52,417 The money. 1315 01:31:00,792 --> 01:31:02,167 You're a sensible mun. 1316 01:31:02,542 --> 01:31:04,917 Yes, I've taken precautions. 1317 01:31:05,126 --> 01:31:07,292 - Meaning? - You closed it too quickly. 1318 01:31:12,126 --> 01:31:12,834 Tricky. 1319 01:31:14,292 --> 01:31:15,459 Buko. 1320 01:31:16,292 --> 01:31:18,459 I don't play around with dufuses. 1321 01:31:19,209 --> 01:31:20,376 Good drink? 1322 01:31:20,709 --> 01:31:23,501 - What do you care? - It was poisoned. 1323 01:31:23,667 --> 01:31:26,917 The antidote is in the case. I have the combination. 1324 01:31:27,376 --> 01:31:30,334 Cute. You think you're Jack Bauer? 1325 01:31:30,501 --> 01:31:32,459 No, he gets 24 hours. 1326 01:31:33,209 --> 01:31:34,876 You have barely 10 minutes. 1327 01:31:36,251 --> 01:31:37,709 Aren't you feeling warmer? 1328 01:31:42,042 --> 01:31:42,667 I never saw 1329 01:31:43,501 --> 01:31:45,959 such a poor bluff. 1330 01:31:51,834 --> 01:31:53,709 Remember, 10 minutes ago... 1331 01:31:53,876 --> 01:31:56,209 I saw you take pictures of her! 1332 01:31:56,376 --> 01:31:57,001 I did not! 1333 01:31:57,167 --> 01:31:59,501 You're a pervert! You're sick! 1334 01:31:59,667 --> 01:32:01,376 I'm filing for divorce! 1335 01:32:01,542 --> 01:32:04,084 I'm allowed to photograph a female chimp! 1336 01:32:04,251 --> 01:32:06,667 Pictures fine, but not ogling them! 1337 01:32:06,834 --> 01:32:08,042 Honey... 1338 01:32:08,209 --> 01:32:09,667 Excuse me. 1339 01:32:09,834 --> 01:32:12,084 Does this hotel have a massage room? 1340 01:32:12,251 --> 01:32:13,876 I think so. Probably. 1341 01:32:14,042 --> 01:32:17,542 I tried champagne massage once. Good for the breasts. 1342 01:32:18,084 --> 01:32:19,084 Want a drink? 1343 01:32:19,251 --> 01:32:21,667 - You a hooker? - You're clever! 1344 01:32:21,834 --> 01:32:23,376 From the Indy. 1345 01:32:23,917 --> 01:32:25,209 Wu nt to toast? 1346 01:32:25,542 --> 01:32:27,626 A thousand for a half hour. 1347 01:32:32,334 --> 01:32:33,709 They were all...? 1348 01:32:34,542 --> 01:32:35,251 My tourists. 1349 01:32:37,417 --> 01:32:38,792 You have 5 minutes. 1350 01:32:39,334 --> 01:32:40,001 Chouchou. 1351 01:32:42,542 --> 01:32:43,292 Let Buko go. 1352 01:32:46,042 --> 01:32:47,792 - Let him go. - Let me speak to him. 1353 01:32:48,959 --> 01:32:50,709 Give him the phone! 1354 01:32:51,917 --> 01:32:54,876 Buko? Meet me at the lagoon. 1355 01:32:56,709 --> 01:32:58,167 The fucking combination! 1356 01:32:58,334 --> 01:33:01,042 Last 3 numbers of Chouchou's license plate. 1357 01:33:01,584 --> 01:33:02,709 Thanks“? 1358 01:33:03,376 --> 01:33:05,501 It's in the lot. I never look. 1359 01:33:05,667 --> 01:33:07,417 Chouchou! 1360 01:33:09,501 --> 01:33:10,667 329. 1361 01:33:15,292 --> 01:33:16,542 My money. 1362 01:33:16,876 --> 01:33:17,626 My money! 1363 01:33:19,876 --> 01:33:21,251 “Mt (Mus Naked us. 1364 01:33:22,001 --> 01:33:24,542 He fucked us, Chouchou! 1365 01:33:30,876 --> 01:33:32,709 Then the bluebull monkeys. 1366 01:33:32,876 --> 01:33:35,584 And the crocodiles who kept us from crossing the river! 1367 01:33:35,917 --> 01:33:38,209 The bus blew up. The Wuoolites knew... 1368 01:33:38,709 --> 01:33:42,292 The funniest was when Beno’i’r gave Charles the warm Bongo. 1369 01:33:43,917 --> 01:33:47,042 Hey, you're forgetting the cheetah, the giraffe... 1370 01:33:47,209 --> 01:33:48,417 Champagne! 1371 01:33:50,251 --> 01:33:51,834 - Take a glass. - I love champagne. 1372 01:33:52,376 --> 01:33:54,584 - Gm a 93055? - Magma... 1373 01:33:56,626 --> 01:33:58,042 Mr. Ducier! 1374 01:34:00,334 --> 01:34:01,126 I'm sorry. 1375 01:34:02,459 --> 01:34:06,292 During this trip, you endangered the lives of your tourists. 1376 01:34:06,626 --> 01:34:07,876 You breeched your contract, 1377 01:34:08,042 --> 01:34:11,209 neglected the most elementary safety rules. 1378 01:34:11,501 --> 01:34:12,667 As a result, 1379 01:34:13,376 --> 01:34:14,917 international tourism rules 1380 01:34:15,626 --> 01:34:17,709 force me to... 1381 01:34:18,209 --> 01:34:19,667 kiss you. 1382 01:34:25,501 --> 01:34:27,876 Five times in South Africa. 1383 01:34:31,417 --> 01:34:33,209 I didn't mean that, at your funeral. 1384 01:34:33,376 --> 01:34:34,667 I know. 1385 01:34:36,209 --> 01:34:37,792 No views like this in Beauvais. 1386 01:34:51,626 --> 01:34:54,542 You know, Buko. I think Africa is over for us. 1387 01:34:54,751 --> 01:34:57,084 I'll follow you anywhere, Richard. 1388 01:34:57,251 --> 01:34:58,292 Anywhere? 1389 01:34:59,876 --> 01:35:02,501 6 months later 1390 01:35:04,209 --> 01:35:06,792 Really! I was just walking along, 1391 01:35:06,959 --> 01:35:10,167 and 2 Cheetahs appeared and played with me. 1392 01:35:10,334 --> 01:35:11,626 Really, it's true. 1393 01:35:12,209 --> 01:35:14,417 Come on, it's the truth! 1394 01:35:21,167 --> 01:35:23,334 - The mountain bush pie? - Number 12! 1395 01:35:39,292 --> 01:35:41,209 Let's go amigos! In the bus-o! 1396 01:35:41,876 --> 01:35:43,667 Vumos, turistos! 1397 01:35:45,459 --> 01:35:47,209 Richard, we're on. 1398 01:35:48,001 --> 01:35:50,959 Hukunu mututos! Welcome to Peru! 1399 01:35:51,626 --> 01:35:55,251 The cradle of humanity! This is where we were born. 1400 01:35:55,417 --> 01:35:58,292 My name is Richard Duciero and I'm all about Peru! 1401 01:35:58,459 --> 01:35:59,876 With Bukos... 1402 01:36:01,501 --> 01:36:02,417 ...my guide, 1403 01:36:02,584 --> 01:36:05,459 the routine is over. Come to the heart of the Andes. 1404 01:36:05,626 --> 01:36:07,792 You're expected, for the excitement of trekking! 1405 01:36:11,376 --> 01:36:14,501 Which means, Peru will hit you where you live! 1406 01:37:13,334 --> 01:37:16,334 ...he told me, a whole thing... 1407 01:37:17,334 --> 01:37:19,167 ...gave me this number... 1408 01:37:19,542 --> 01:37:20,209 329. 1409 01:37:20,709 --> 01:37:22,209 Iopened“. 1410 01:37:22,584 --> 01:37:25,584 Briefs, panties and socks. 1411 01:37:26,251 --> 01:37:27,876 It was empty. Empty. 1412 01:41:30,417 --> 01:41:32,834 Subtitles by Michael Kutims 1413 01:41:43,792 --> 01:41:46,209 Subtitling: C.M.C. - Paris 91056